#kadi gets asks

[quackle]

Wait. With Jomaria as your third fav yuri ship and assuming Axchelle is your fav, what's your second fav yuri ship?

from total drama? katie and sadie :) i've shipped them since like island ended in america

[spoofthespoofer]

School starts in 5 days

I am terrified <3

[courtney-deserved-better]

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Okay but I genuinely want to hear your answer to this question I found on the confessions blog (with all the F/F ships you ship from this show).

the real question one must ask themselves regarding every TD f/f ship is "which one would get randomly shot by a stray bullet in a gay-burying mainstream network show?"

buffy the vampire slayer is the only gay-burying mainstream network show i've watched but i'm gonna give this my best shot. put the ships in alphabetical order bc why not

betherra - could go either way tbh but im leaning toward beth simply bc sierra would go insane and try to destroy the world buffy the vampire slayer season 6 finale style

bridgney - it would either be bridgette for reasons mentioned above or courtney bc the show couldn't handle her sheer power and had to kill her off

courtnemma - again, emma bc courtney would destroy the world, or courtney to rip away whatever previous arc emma had of softening and opening herself up to love and to make her even more cold and jaded

dawnkota - dawn is 100% getting shot and dakota is in shambles but dawn comes back as a ghost with prophetic visions to further the plot. somehow she still never has a scene with dakota ever again

evzy - eva bc the network couldn't handle her butch lesbian swag

gwourtney - courtney bc the network would want you to sympathize with gwen over her. hardcore gwen fans would be like "my poor blorbo... so sad, all alone" and hardcore courtney fans would be like "SHUT UP MY FUCKING BLORBO DIED" and it would tear the gwourtney shippers apart

jasammy - sammy would so die. jasmine would grieve her for a while and eventually start dating shawn but it's done pretty well and they're a cute couple

jomaria - they would kill off jo and give anne maria a boyfriend the next season and it would suck

kadie - could go either way tbh

lesheather - leshawna bc every single season of td does her dirty. the backlash would be insane but some ppl would defend her getting shot bc it "gives heather a great arc" and the backlash to that would be even crazier. the show gets canceled halfway through the next season.

mkulia - mk bc julia has plot armor. julia would either go full villain or be devastated and all the other characters who hated her would start to feel bad for her and forgive her even though she doesn't deserve it and hasn't apologized, she's just grieving

nichaxel - nichelle so axel can go full angry paranoia doomsday prepper mode and everyone would use that as an excuse to bash her character

prillie - either priya gets killed to discourage millie from being vulnerable ever again or millie gets killed and priya tries to destroy the world but her friends talk her down and they all honor millie's memory together and it's actually really sweet

skyella - ella gets shot and says something like "but this was supposed to be our... happily ever after" and dies in sky's arms. next season dave tries to date sky while she's grieving and she attacks him for it. somehow they end up together in the finale. everyone hates it.

i hope that makes. any sense. if for some reason i missed a f/f ship you've heard me talk about before lmk and ill add it!

[fixated-on-something]

Since absolutely nobody asked, magicians rankings based off of absolutely nothing but my personal opinions (1 being the best in each category)

Seasons (best to worst)

1- Season 3

2- Season 4

3- Season 2

4- Season 1

5- Season 5

Favourite Episodes

1- A Life in the Day (S3 ep5)

2- No Better to Be Safe Than Sorry (S4 ep13)

3- All That Josh (S3 ep9)

4- Escape From the Happy Place (S4 ep5)

5- All That Hard, Glossy Armor (S4 ep10)

6- The Mountain of Ghosts (S5 ep3)

7- Remedial Battle Magic (S1 ep11)

8- Plan B (S2 ep7)

9- Impractical Applications (S1 ep6)

10- Have You Brought Me Little Cakes (S1 ep13)

Characters (best to worst, main cast)

1- Eliot and Quentin (tie)

2- Penny 40

3- Margo

4- Josh

5- Fen

6- Kady

7- Penny 23

8- Julia

9- Alice

Favourite musical numbers

1- Under Pressure

2- Take On Me

3- Dont Get Me Wrong

4- Here I Go Again

5- Storm Coming

6- I Wanna Be Sedated

7- One Day More

(Honorable mention to Shake it Off)

Favourite reoccurring bits/plotlines

1- Obviously it’s anything queliot related- but specifically peaches and plums. 50 YEARS AUGHHHH

2- Singing Spell

3- Emotion Bottles

4- Eliot being a gayass theatre kid

5- Ovary Up!

I know I’m missing a few- I’ll add them if I remember them later

[evb0]

i lay awake last night for over an hour just Thinking about this au.

MEAN GIRLS X NPMD

starting w the roles, whos who?

steph : kady!

Stephanie is the new kid at school who's just been enrolled due to being the mayors daughter. She was previously homeschooled. (not by her father tho. a babysitter or smth)

pete : aaron samuels

Peter, instead of being max's(Regina's) ex in this au is just someone he bullies. It still makes sense because max would not want steph dating him. in this au, steph asks max to stop bullying Pete instead of hook him up with her.

richie ; janis!

I was tossing up between him and grace for this, but he makes more sense.

ruth : damian!

This had to be. With all of Damian's musical theatre references, from his songs being the most traditional broadway songs in the musical, it had to be Ruth.

max : REGINA!!!

This a. gives me the opportunity to make kyle dumb and b. Gives me the opportunity to make jason say fetch. This one is obvious, anyway. They both rule their school, they both have two little sideckicks. Their full names are even the same amount of syllables . Max - ja - ger - man, re - gin - a - george !

jason : Gretchen

No this isnt bias. Also gives me am excuse to start shipping janis x Gretchen.

kyle

idk its the only role left 4 him

If this post gets one note i'll rewatch mean girls and add to this au

[gergthecat]

Intro Post <3

Hi, I'm Scout. I like playing the cello, Amie Kaufman, John Green, The Smiths, Taylor Swift, and pretending I am interesting. I think I'm quite funny. The character I most relate to is Tori Spring from Solitaire by Alice Oseman. Exclamation points make me feel icky and I occasionally write okay fanfiction.

My Tags:

#gergthecattalks - any rant/shitpost/declaration I make; if you want to get a gauge on my personality, find these

#legacy by gergthecat - tag for my ongoing series Legacy

#gergthecatarts - anything I draw, very scarce tag but maybe you'll get a little nugget every now and then

#gergthecatanswers - any answer from my asks:)

#theactualgergcat - my blog’s namesake<3

#gerg'snotefics - the quiet ramblings of my fanfic ideas, all hastily jotted down in my notes app

Masterlist:

Total Fics: THIRTEEN

(!) = NSFW (X) = Explicit/Gory

The Aurora Cycle

Braids - Kal POV Kal/Auri

Reunion - Dual POV Saedii/Tyler

Caress - Saedii POV Saedii/Tyler (Slightly !)

Jealousy PT 1 - Dual POV Saedii/Tyler

Jealousy PT 2 - Tyler POV Saedii/Tyler

Coke - Tyler POV Saedii/Tyler

You PT 1 - Scarlett POV Finian/Scarlett

You PT 2 - Finian POV Finian/Scarlett

Legacy CH 1 - Lae POV (X)

Legacy CH 2 - Lae POV (X)

Legacy CH 3 - Lae POV

Legacy CH 4 - Lae POV

Stars - No POV Lae

The Starbound Trilogy

I Love You - Lilac POV Lilac/Tarver

The Illuminae Files

Farmer's Infatuation PT 1 - No POV Hanna/Nik

Farmer's Infatuation PT 2 - No POV Kady/Ezra

Reunion - No POV Kady/Ezra

The Outsiders

Glass - Ponyboy POV

All of my works are uploaded on AO3 as well!

[aphrodite1288]

Idk if you still perceived them as a toxic relationship, I'm the one who thinks that the most healthy thing in a relationship is communication so I really doubt ksoo get enlisted bc he wants to and not telling anyone about it, I mean exo is a thing, his relationship with jongin is other, maybe he didn't tell the other members but Ji is something else in his life plus his dad just died almost a year ago. I kinda understand your point and your theory about ji's depression cus his disease is a fact told by him, but speculate everything is all about ksoo fault its fck toxic. Depression is not something you experienced from one day to another and can be caused by so many accumulated reasons that took years and years to understand and ksoo must know that tho do u think he's that cruel and go to the army without a reason knowing Ji could be really sad about it? Kai must know that before anyone else so he could have time for processing and plans to do tgt but is normal still be fck sad after ksoo left and having therapy is a completely smart thing to do, that doesn't mean they had a huge fight

First of all, all what I said is not my perception, not my opinion, it's what I've been told from everyone: from K-EXOL, to our sources to the insiders who know SM staff or worked in SM and from Exo themselves told about this issue. And guess what? They know better than you. They're closer to him than you would ever be.

Sorry if it can't fit your narratives and feed up your fantasies.

Kadi just like any other couple aren't perfect they have their ups and downs and they certainly have their own flaws. Calling a relationship toxic just by one argument is wrong of you. This is not wonderland I think you should go seek medical help if you think like this.

You're the one calling them Toxic for not having a communication not me!

Ask your parents, I don't think they've never fought in a relationship of 2 decades at least.

I don't know if I'm allowed to share this info, but fuck it, I hate when dumb people who think they know their faves start calling us liars.

Kadi in 2022 in March exactly, they were on a massive fight and had a break again and they even went to Couple Counseling and the old Fans of this Tumblr from the Instagram group know this already. I've seen kadi's name on their Couple Counselor's Chart with their names and IDs, it was a bad thing from that Counselling company as they sold the Info to Sasaengs easily, K-ExoL, when they saw Ji and Ksoo going there frequently alone separately were curious why were they attending couple counseling sessions? Do they have issues with each other or with someone else they know ? And hence they followed them dug into the subject and discovered this and unfortunately the info was leaked. Remember when Ksoo went to Hawaii alone? Well it was during that period of time they were on a break.

Couples fight dear. It's normal ! And most of the couple fights occur because of LACK OF COMMUNICATION.

So yeah ! Expecting a couple in a relationship of 14 years won't have any miscommunication or a fight is so dumb of you. We don't live in Wonderland ! This is life! Have you ever been in a relationship have you watched BLs and Couples movies haven't you seen couples hurting each other and crying and breaking up despite being in love??

, t

So same for Kadi, they can hurt each other, misunderstand each other, Do things to each other, TAKE DECISIONS WITHOUT DISCUSSING IT WITH E/O! Take decisions in a moment of anger ! It's normal it happens and this is what Ksoo did and unfortunately it's true and it was a no-going-back issue becos that's with the government it's military application. He himself regretted it later because he missed many good Movie offers and opportunities at that time, even his managers and SM's production team told him he messed up he acted in a moment of anger at that time, and going on hiatus due to military in the Epitome of his career is a very bad move and he was told that by Veterans and his friends in the industry and he admitted it to movie producers and Management teams in SM, and.it was a famous discussed subject. No idol wants to go on military hiatus when they're on the epitome of their career, but instead until they settle things down first then they go. Because Many idols and actors get a little forgotten and may lose their popularity after military due to the hiatus and some DON'T! which is why you see Baekhyun and all idols always anxious telling their fans "Please don't forget us! Promise you'll be here when I'm back! It won't take a longtime! I'll be back before you know it!" " think of me all the time when I'm absent" and Baekhyun was smart enough and was the very first idol to have filmed Content for his fans to be outed every month it was so smart fans didn't even get to forget him.

So moral of the story: Kadi aren't perfect. And you should know Honey that YOU DON'T KNOW KSOO !! The idea you have on him is not 100% what he really is like! Y'all tend to glorify and shape idols in a perfect mold and put them on a pedestal as Sacred people who don't sin or Do wrong. Honey 😂 your Ksoo Oops isn't a Saint! He makes mistakes!! Remember you're just a fan! You don't know him personally to keep saying he can't do such things and that it's not his character 🤣 blah blah blah who are you? His mother?

Listen I'm just really tired of explaining everything to dumb people here. I don't care anymore, I say the info I have which I didn't create myself, I just report what I've been told and confirmed with Evidence, believe what you want if you don't wanna believe, leave it and leave.

Don't come up here and force your opinion on me, because we're not here discussing opinions, I'm giving you an info most of the time "A FACT" means something that actually happened and was proven to me, so I'm not here discussing it with you wether it happened or not and what you think about it, I don't care what you think , the thing happened years ago and that's on Period. I'm not gonna go back in time to discuss with you how it should have happened.

[fictionkinfessions]

shoutout to people who’s sources are small media or dead fandoms <3 as a quentin coldwater (magicians syfy) kin it is miserable out here. I miss alice and eliot and margo and julia and kady and penny etc etc… like. Miss them so much it gets in the way of missing like. Irl friends? Sighs. Whatever. Me when i dont have the creative juices to write or draw anything right now…. Gahhh

-signed, a very tired Quentin 📖🗝️ (can i have those emojis? Im not. Sure on account of this is my first ask :3)

If you mean signature consisting of emojis and or text that has no hashtag symbol: I do not and will never keep track of them. You are free to scroll back a few pages and check for yourself. If a signature is in use by someone else, I'm sure they will come forward to clarify.

If you mean custom tag consisting of emojis and or text with a hashtag symbol: I do not and will never keep track of used custom tags. You are free to search for yourself. Keep in mind emojis may not show results even though they are used if you are on mobile. This is the fault of tumblr's search index. I cannot fix this for you. You do not need my permission to search for used custom tags. You should not ask me to do this when you are capable of doing this yourself.

There is an entire page of information on custom tags and the difference of custom tags and signatures. You will find them here as a blog page https://fictionkinfessions.tumblr.com/customtags and here as a blog post. https://fictionkinfessions.tumblr.com/tagged/custom%20tags%20page

All blog pages can be found under the tag 'blogpages' including the rules page.

. https://fictionkinfessions.tumblr.com/tagged/blogpages

[kate04us]

Asking you the asks!

😂 What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours?

🎶 What music do you listen to when you write?

✏️ What is your fave fic from another writer?

💡 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been inspired by?

Thanks so much for the ask!

😂 What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours? I can't think of a specific one right now, but I always get a kick out of it when people accuse me of murder or yell at me in all caps or emojis because of feels.

🎶 What music do you listen to when you write? Very much depends on my mood and the mood I'm going for in the story. It's 99% instrumental, though, because lyrics distract me too much. My little pea brain can't deal with that much input lol.

✏️ What is your fave fic from another writer? Oooooh, so many! Off the top of my head, there's Kadi's "A Story Of Us" and lolcat's "Folie a Deux" and okaynextcrisis' "Build a Fence", but there are so, so many good stories out there.

💡 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been inspired by? I honestly have no idea. I'm lucky if I still remember why I got off the sofa by the time I'm standing on my feet. Don't ask me to think back that far. 😂😂😂😂😂

[asofterhibou]

Re the previous post and Eliot and Quentin's s1 dynamic, what do we think is the in-show/watsonian reason for why they never hook up in the first season (until the threesome)? Like there's no vibe that Eliot ever directly propositions Quentin and is turned down, so we're assuming that Eliot never asks. Why not? We see the one moment with the two of them on the couch and "let's not talk," which gets interrupted by Kady, but there must have been other opportunities.

I'll accept basically any answer to this, but I do think the funniest one is that - look, Eliot's tall, young, handsome, he's got a big dick, he's got good drugs, he's great at projecting confidence, so it's just been a really long time since he's actually had to ask someone, out loud, if they want to have sex with him (when that person is not already like, grinding on him at a club). He's out of practice! He's got stage-fright! He's flirting for all he's worth and making fuck-me eyes and like, what does Quentin want from him here??

[doorinthepage]

@inkdreamt

Kady had been betrayed.

She and Julia had planned to kill Reynard the Fox. He had killed all of their friends, violated Julia, but when his mother - Persephone, of all gods! - asked Julia not to kill him, her supposed "best bitch" let Reynard live.

And Kady could not abide by that.

Before she left Brakebills University of Magical Pedagogy, Kady had been dedicated to her studies. In a book from the school's library, she had come across a work on magic of the gods. She later had used it to try to kill Reynard, no thanks to Julia.

The book had revealed ways to kill a God. Julia and Kady banked on creating a God-killing bullet, which Julia refused to lodge into Reynard's head at the very last minute.

But it wasn't the only way.

There was a whisper in the book of a God killing weapon. Which is how Kady found herself in Paris, of all places, with her hands being guided by a locator spell to the supposed location of this weapon.

If Julia wasn't going to do it, Kady was going to get shit done.

Honestly, Kady had no idea where at in Paris that she was until she saw the glass pyramid emblazoned with Musee du Louvre.

She had no patience for buying tickets or waiting in the long-ass line. She tutted her slender fingers, disappearing in the magic of Mansell's Primary Invisibility cloaking spell. She glided like it was nothing past everyone, past where the public was allowed to saunter.

Kady stepped down carefully into a well-lit, airy office, with meticulously placed and well-attended to ancient weapons--shields, armors, swords, axes. She wondered which among them was the weapon that could kill Reynard.

The only other person in the office was a young woman, with curly dark hair (not too unlike her own), who appeared to be handling a Spartan spear.

Kady tutted her fingers again and became visible before the woman. The locator spell's fire burnt out. It was here.

"Okay, look," Kady started with her characteristic frankness, "there is something I need here and I am not leaving until I get it. Help me, or step outside."

[eclipsecrowned]

🔥🔥🔥 for whatever u want!!! if u dont have any more off the top of ur head + want a topic then do berserk. also why is this text so big why am i yelling. kadi help // @likemosaic

i am printing and framing this ask jsyk.

I don't know if the community at large understands what an OC is anymore. Like. There's fandom OCs, where you create a new dude to live in an extant setting. There's fandomless OCs, where you create a new dude in either a new world or applicable to all worlds. There's OCs who were formerly canon related, such as when you were really into a franchise but ended up developing your original dude so contrary to later established lore that you just pull them entirely, or you so fell out of love with the source material you pack up a decade plus canon dude and start sanding them down away from the shit views of the creator. There's player character OCs, where you get to write your dude you played in an rpg. Many roads, same result.

Then there's some stuff I've seen recently that is baffling to me.

People filing serial numbers off of a popular FC's role and claiming that Blarbo, the 6'3" chainsaw wielding vampire clown whose FC is internationally recognized white man du jour Large McHugebig written for the Murderous Mimes of the Multiverse fandom, is totally different to Blorbo, the 6'3" chainsaw wielding vampire clown whose FC is internationally recognized white man du jour Large McHugebig, from the Murderous Mimes of the Multiverse film series. People can't actually think that's original content, surely. That's very clearly the same character with token adjustments. Why would you not just play Blorbo with some divergences or personal lore?

Or people who have purported to write OC concepts off of barely fleshed out canon elements, which is usually one of my fav OC bases... Except wait, that's literally a canon take on that concept from an extant adaption. Yes, Count Blorbinski's wife is an unnamed figure in the original novel, but the 1999 anime 'Blorbinski's Bouncy House of Doom' said her name was Blorbentina. How... Coincidental that your OC for Countess Blorbinski is also named Blorbentina. And has the exact same backstory and dynamic with the Count as from the anime. And you use the 1999 design for the Countess as her FC -- This isn't an OC, as much as you keep saying it. Bouncy House of Doom is one of the most popular anime out there too so how did you think this was going to work? Again, why would you not just play the 1999 version of this character instead of presenting her as your own creation?

More and more often I see 'ten years ago this would have been an AU/fandomless blog for a canon but today we pretend this is original content' blogs pop up. I feel like if I rolled up with a Calishite Warlock named Cal'aydin who was bonded to a wind spirit and was fighting depression after his brother's death as well as the forces of the BBEG, you guys would righteously call me on 'this is K*ladin St0rmblessed reskinned for D&D. You didn't come up with any of this.' But more and more I see 'original content do not steal' except? It's already extant IP with one or two concepts changed to suit the mun's tastes. Everything else remains very clearly the work of [insert household name creative of the 20th-21st centuries here.]

It amazes me how often I see these blogs pop up, and just how popular some of them are. I cannot wrap my head around it. Like, it's their blog, they can do whatever, as long as they're not profiting off someone else's creative labor it's not a big deal. But it is one of those 'has become more common in the community lately' things that makes me want to stand up and ask 'is anyone else seeing this or am I just going crazy?' I feel like I'm in the minority by not caring for this trend/new definition of 'original character' just based on how often these blogs cross my dash.

[soundsofastar]

Popping into your inbox to participate in the ask game! 3, 16 and 17, if that's alright with you.

Hell yeah amigo :D

3. 5 songs you have been recently obsessed with?

First 2 gotta go to Jerobeam Fenderson's Intersect and Function. Something about the sounds he uses to make his oscilloscope music scratches my brain right

Uhh the other 3 would probably go to The God Machines, Delicate weapon and the NCPD prowl from the cyberpunk ost, I've been listening to it since I started playing. Though as a bonus I associate these 3 tracks with AIDAN a lot lol :P

16. Favorite instrument?

The flute! I played it for 9 years before school got too busy for me to continue. I miss it a lot.. Honestly it's such an underrated instrument in my opinion, especially when it comes to the woodwind discussion since modern flutes are made out of metal!

17. Tell us about your favorite character?

Y'all love to hear me yap about AIDAN huh /lh

You did get lucky timing-wise though!! A post I reblogged reminded me a lot of him and Kady, mostly in their differences in how they handle grief. AIDAN doesn't explicitly grieve, but when you start to read between the lines, he does.

I'd love to especially touch on olivia, because this example is the clearest one, I'll put that under the cut for illuminae files prequel (Memento) spoilers for those who would like to read it blindly!

At the very end of the book, AIDAN writes a 'letter' to Olivia's deceased father, just talking about what happened. Olivia died trying to harm AIDAN - even succeeding to a degree - until UTA marines took her out. Before this occurred though, she was wrecked by grief over her dad and lover who died in a freak accident just a few hours before her attempt on AIDAN. (Is that a sufficient word?)

Either way, before everything AIDAN did attempt to bond with her even though she rejected his attempts a lot of the time, but even while the Alexander was initially attacked in the Kerenza orbit, AIDAN checked up on Olivia, personally .

I don't think it's a huge jump to think he does mourn her sometimes.

[outpost51]

Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Chapter 29: Now That’s What I Call An Entrance

Family means nobody gets left behind.

Rating: Explicit

Chapter WC: 3,713

Warning(s): violence

Preview below the cut.

{READ HERE ON AO3}

Kadi’s compound looked a lot different than the last time Faus had seen it.

Sure, that was in the middle of the night and it hadn’t been set upon by a swarm of zuikos’i ships, but even then — Kadi had been busy in the last two months.

Well, whatever poor saps he nabbed and chipped had been busy. Kadi wasn’t the manual labor type.

He’d done some landscaping, too; where there used to be short desert grass was now barren, red dirt, hard-packed and unyielding. The light layer their landing had kicked up was already dusted across Faus’s shin guards. Go figure, he’d finally gotten a new set of armor since the last time he outgrew one, and it was already dirty before he’d even gotten the chance to break it in.

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[nevzatboyraz44]

Rivayete göre Şam valisi Esat paşa sıfırı tüketir ve hazine boşalır.

Büyük sıkıntıya düşer.

Danışmanları çare olarak Şam’daki dokumacılara fazladan vergi koymasını tavsiye eder.

Bu tavsiye üzerine Esat paşa danışmanlarına Böyle bir vergi koyarsak ne kadar gelir elde ederiz?

der.

"Elli veya atmış kese altın elde ederiz"

derler.

Bunun üzerine Esat Paşa :

"Bu insanlar zaten zar zor ayakta duruyor.

Bu vergiyi nasıl ödeyecekler?"

diye sorar.

"Evlerindeki altınları ve mücevherleri satarlar Paşam”

diye cevap verirler.

Esat Paşa :

“ Ben bu meblağı daha güzel bir yöntemle elde etsem nasıl olur?”

diye sorar.

Danışmanları sessizliğe bürünür.

Ertesi gün Paşa müftüye bir davet göndererek gece gizlice buluşalım der.

Müftü gece paşanın yanına gelir.

Paşa :

"Müftü efendi!

Bize ulaşan bilgilere göre özel hayatında şeriata aykırı davanıyor ve evinde gizlice içki içiyormuşsun.

Bu durumu İstanbul’a bildirmem gerek.

Ancak önceden seni haberdar edeyim dedim"

der.

Bunu duyan müftü efendi paşaya yalvarmaya başlar.

İstanbul’a haber vermemesi için paşaya 1000 mecidiye vermeyi teklif eder.

Paşa kabul etmez.

Müftü iki katını teklif eder.

Paşa yine kabul etmez.

Sonunda 6 bin mecidiyede anlaşırlar.

Sonraki gün Esat paşa Kadı efendiyi davet eder.

"Kadı efendi!

Rüşvet aldığın ve makamını şahsi menfaatin için kullandığına dair güvenilir kaynaklardan elimize bilgi ulaştı"

der.

Bu sefer Kadı efendi paşaya yalvarmaya başlar.

"Aman efendim beni görevimden almayın, insanlara rezil olurum” diyerek müftü efendi gibi Esat paşa ile pazarlığa başlar.

Kadı ile de 6 bin mecidiyede anlaşırlar.

Sonra sırasıyla defterdar, karakol komutanı, esnaf ağası ve büyük zenginleri tek tek davet eder.

Bu operasyonun sonunda Esat paşa tam 200 kese mecidiye altını toplar.

Arkasından danışmanlarını çağırır :

"Şam halkına vergi koyduğumu falan duydunuz mu?"

diye sorar.

"Hayır paşam duymadık"

derler.

"Bakın hiçbir vergi koymamama rağmen 50 yerine 200 kese mecidiye altını topladım"

der.

"Bunu nasıl yaptınız Paşam?"

diye sorduklarında :

“Kuzuların derilerini yüzmektense ;

Koçların yünlerini kırkmak daha iyidir”

der.

.......

According to the rumor, Esat Pasha, the governor of Damascus, consumes zero and the treasury becomes empty.

He gets into big trouble.

As a remedy, his advisers recommend levying an extra tax on the weavers in Damascus.

On this recommendation, Esat Pasha advises how much income will we get if we impose such a tax?

says.

"We get fifty or sixty bags of gold"

they say.

Thereupon Esat Pasha said:

“These people are barely standing anyway.

How will they pay this tax?"

he asks.

"They sell the gold and jewelery in their houses, Pasha"

they answer.

Esat Pasha:

“How would it be if I could get this amount in a better way?”

he asks.

His advisers fall into silence.

The next day, Pasha sends an invitation to the mufti and says to meet secretly at night.

The mufti comes to the pasha at night.

Pasha :

"My lord, the mufti!

According to the information we received, you were suing against the Sharia in your private life and were secretly drinking alcohol at home.

I need to report this situation to Istanbul.

But I thought I'd let you know in advance."

says.

Hearing this, the mufti starts begging the pasha.

He offers to give 1000 mecidiyes to the pasha so that he does not inform Istanbul.

Pasha does not accept.

The mufti offers twice as much.

Pasha still refuses.

In the end, they agree on 6 thousand mecidiyes.

The next day, Esat Pasha invites Kadı Efendi.

"The caliph!

We have received information from reliable sources that you took a bribe and used your position for your personal benefit.

says.

This time, Kadi Efendi begins to beg the Pasha.

He starts negotiating with Esat Pasha like the mufti, saying, "Oh my lord, don't take me from my job, I'll be disgraced to people".

They agree with the kadi on 6 thousand mecidiyes.

Then he invites the treasurer, the police station commander, the shopkeeper and the rich people one by one.

At the end of this operation, Esat Pasha collects 200 bags of mecidiye gold.

Then he calls his advisers:

"Did you hear that I taxed the people of Damascus or something?"

he asks.

"No, pasha, we did not hear"

they say.

"Look, even though I didn't impose any taxes, I collected 200 bags of mecidiye gold instead of 50"

says.

"How did you do that, Pasha?"

when they ask:

“Rather than skinning the lambs;

It is better to shear the wool of the rams”

says.

[clarajohnson]

the magicians s2e13

remember when i said i hated q the first time i watched this was a lot of the reason why

you loved him i love you... :-( i'm not without sympathy for him and his sad little face

cancer plus :-((((((

lipson is so fine i wish they gave her better hair

kady/penny are so great together it's crazy to me how briefly they actually get to interact

i love how much it costs eliot to ask if julia's okay "i can tell you the way you're relating to that couch is not unknown to me"

also love the horseshoe over the door. been there bestie !!!!

eliot's book has two volumes ????

you've done enough you get to be done :-(((((( they pull no punches on the season finales

fen's baby makes me verrrrrry sad

this is how you know i'm truly liveblogging these episodes because i don't remember if this is when they take margo's eye. i hope this is when that happens that eye patch is so hot.

it really just is so interesting how much of this magic show is about saving magic which is an animating force for all life in the universe and is constantly on the verge of disappearing without ever being able to return

sad little nerd king !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EYE IS GONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bambi one eye. it do.

jesus christ this show is such a time capsule. strings cover of best day of my life.

there is so so sooooooo much to be said about q killing ember

"society of godless heathens making this the first day of our societal adulthood" such an interesting thing to say

what did otd do to the writers to make her act so undignified in this arc

with every good thing no matter how small it is it's always married to something so completely disgusting :-((((((

big thumbs down on qualice kiss unfortunately

gods like ember have parents you IDIOT !!!!!!

oh my gosh i forgot about the magic pipes how fucking fun is THAT

"anything is possible" "or was, anyway" waaaahhhhhh

unbelievably rude of this show to just mention that vampires exist and not push further on that

joseph calling her "my alice" give me a season on THAT please

"they need to think they're inspired while they're being ruled"

THE FAIRIES PISS ME OFF SOOOOOOO BAD BTW

julia quitting law school is a HAPPY ENDING TO ME !!!!!!!! show ends there congratulations julia

nobody ever believes that julia has magic they should stop it