#k1ng talks

[thek1ngtalks]

I realize now that I've never really specified what version of Hajin and Suho I'm using every time I write them so here's official confirmation: It's Lightnovel Hajin and Suho

So now that I've said that, lemme be ill for a sec and yap about their differences

LN!Hajin has a much darker colour scheme than MWH!Hajin who was changed to have blue eyes and a brownish hair instead of black hair colour + MWH!Hajin is a bit more reactive than LN!Hajin was which makes sense considering how reliant webtoons are on facial expressions to convey emotions etc. LN!Hajin famously has resting bitch face which is my favorite feature about him.

Oh and also MWH!Hajin has softer features and rounder eyes compared to some of the official art that gives him narrowed features and a more pointy jawline (jaws are p similar tho). This contrast pretty greatly against LN!Hajin's sharper feautres. Another obvious one is hairstyle. LN!Hajin has a beauty peak and his hair, while artistically messy, falls a bit below his ears and frames his face. MWH!Hajin has much fluffier and wilder hair, along with those cowlicks toward the top of his head. I think it might be the blue eyes? But he looks more western to me.

HE HAS GREY EYES! i've been gladly corrected. the blue is his powers activating. he still looks western to me but now i love him more so..

^Offical Art to Compare

Now onto Kim Suho. He doesn't really have official art despite three love interests having art (and not one of them is Boss!)

So obviously we should establish base facts. The wiki might say LN! Kim Suho has brown hair but ACTUALLY he has black hair (proof - Chp 206 at the beginning of the chp). But there actually isn't any confirmed eye color in the LN for some reason. The closest thing i could find was "his eyes shone brightly" (chp 51) which could mean ANYTHING and so is meaningless. I went through SIXTY (60) chapters looking but came up EMPTY.

So the only things we can really confirm about Suho is that he has black hair, bright eyes, and is incredibly fucking handsome. Seriously, Hajin NEVER stops finding ways to bring that up somehow.

Now let's compare that to MWH!Suho. This version has blue hair and bright blue eyes. Definitely some change from the source material. I'm pretty sure I saw people say he wasn't as attractive as they expected but that happens ALWAYS when a light novel gets an adaptation so we're ignoring that. There isn't much i have to say since there isn't offical art to compare to. Suho definitely has softer features and a very inviting and warm face, same as the LN describes him with. But he's also Leaner, too.

Suho has been repeatedly described as someone with a relatively strong build. Not a beef cake like a body builder but someone with a healthy chunk of muscle on him since he's a very strong swordsman. Now, I notice it's a thing in LN's and Manwha to make someone lean and excuse the hidden strength as just that. "Oh people in this world are just like that" or "magic does that to them". But it still breaks my heart to see. I love me some strong men, I NEED me some strong men. But it's not a huge, noticeable difference I suppose especially since we can't compare him to art that doesn't exist!

^ Manwha Art & i needed a 2nd image so Kim suho if Red coded

[laquilasse]

I'm so super glad you're into Yugioh now!! I've loved your art forever and seeing you draw the Kaiba bros is a dream come true, you draw them so well! I'm curious though, do you have any ships??

I’m glad you’re liking the yugioh stuff!!! Kaiba bros were meant for me I swear lmao. And in terms of ships, not particularly? To me yugioh is a show about siblings. Seto and Mokuba (and Noa). Ishizu Marik and Odion. Trinity and Joey. And I know not everyone sees it this way but I also see Yugi and Atem as like… siblings isn’t entirely the right word even though I think their interactions give SOOO much older and younger brother energy. But more like they’re two halves of the same soul that were separated and then grew in different ways if that makes sense. But regardless their interactions are more familial to me than anything (though I realize that’s not everyone’s take). (This is also just me playing in the space but I loooooove the idea of Seto and Kisara having the same kind of deal. They’re part of the same soul but her soul is sealed in a stone tablet, and even then she found her way back. Then Kaiba pulls out his 3 blue eyes and it’s like ✌️😜 me n the girliepoos!!!)

The only thing I could say for ships personally is that I’m living in an au in my head where Atem refuses the afterlife and gets to stay in a body of his own, and him and Kaiba have a thing. And then at some point there’s a failed marriage proposal Pride and Prejudice style where kaiba’s like “I am SICK I am ILL I can’t stop thinking about you, I’ve tried, I can’t, it makes me so fucking pissed that I’m obsessed with some broke dweeb that was living in the brain of the dweeb in chief, so just MARRY ME.” And Atem just kind of looks at him like uh huh….ok….and….you thought this phrasing would make me say yes. Well I can’t say I’m surprised that you are once again back on your bullshit.

I also think it’s very funny if Kaiba and Ishizu have a thing specifically because my friend sent me a manga panel of Ishizu saying she was prepared to die if she couldn’t save her younger brother and kaiba’s like “holy shit she’s just like me fr….” But again that exists in a mind palace where Ishizu and Atem are like. Friends with benefits who are both dating Kaiba and he schedules quarterly reviews with both of them wrt The Relationship. So all the shippy stuff to me is purely for comedic effect essentially. Also if all disagreements between the three of them are handled immediately with a duel and smartass comments which I think would be particularly fun to see with Ishizu, because it’s a crime we only got to see her duel once (though she did make Kaiba sweat which was so real of her). I also think that Kaiba deserves to be smacked in the mouth but I like mean people so I wouldn’t want anyone to do it—EXCEPT Ishizu because of all the shit he talked about Marik (even though he was yami Marik at the time). He knows the rules about messing with younger siblings so if she smacks him in the mouth he had it coming.

Anyways tl;dr - all of this to say that the ships aren’t too serious to me, it’s the family relationships that really hooked me on yugioh!!!

[righteousruin]

oh my god the Knightfall novelization was passable until bane’s backstory Bruh how are you gonna quote the comic and then get almost every detail wrong???

[asktoxicgriefer]

DEPRESSING SHIT? FUCK THAT. WHAT GAME DO YOU CONSIDER TO BE THE BEST OF THE BEST. THE ONE YOU WOULD PLAY FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT?

"M4ybe you guys D0N'T all suck m4ssive 4ss." He snickers, kicking back in his epic gamer chair.

"I'm K1ND of a pr0 at rhythm games. Ykn0w, mus1c shit? L1ke DDR." He's pulling something up on his PC while he talks, sipping from one of a dozen cans on his desk. "I l1ke most of '3m, S0und Volt3x, Gr00ve C0ast3r, Mus3 Dash.. I'm pr3tty 3pic at DDR, actually." "But.. if y0u M4DE me p1ck JUST 0ne..."

"N0t in th3 Gr00ve. B3st ch4rts, and 1'm a fuck1n' B3AST at 'em." He turns back with a smug grin, showing off his high score.

"K1ng of full c0mbos r1ght here."

[bladekindeyewear]

HS^2 bloggin’ mainline 2024-08-01 continued #2

(Previous post - current page 433)

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Time to see what these Satyrs are about--

We're drawing it out for appropriate drama here, I see.

(Whoa, Terezi's saliva is TEAL?!? Interesting. That's a fact that I will absolutely file away in my mind to remember forever for definitely no specific reason whatsoever.)

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T4ST3S L1K3 HORS3SH1T.

Oh nooooo!! Don't tell me they're disappointing! (Or perhaps even a red herring, and not even successfully the race that ends up playing the game as they'd planned??) ...Let's hope it's just Pyrope's opinion...

(I highly doubt it, but imagine if Rose successfully created a race of motherfucking Squiddles to throw against Dirk in the contest.)

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OH DAMMIT THEY'RE HOLDING OUT ON US!!! Dastards!

TT: I heard that. GC: OH MY GOD 1 DON'T C4R3 TT: I can smell what you smell. Taste what you taste. Nothing you do is unknown to me, really.

Ewww, dammit. Stop trying to outdo Doc Scratch in creepiness, Ultimate Dork.

TT: Speaking of, if you think I'm not wise to your subtle little scheme, think again. GC: WOW K1NG, YOU 4R3 SO POW3RFUL, HOW D1D H3 T4ST3? TT: Pretty bland. GC: OH? TH3N HOW 4BOUT-

WHOA WAIT, what the heck are they talking about?!? Terezi has a scheme, and it's a "him"?? Or Dirk THINKS it's a "him"?

Hmmm... I originally thought this was a scheme about reawakening Rose to awareness or temporarily freeing him from Dirk's control to see what he'd done to her, just because that's the obvious Seer of Mind subterfuge that would have been going on here, but... Terezi's scheme possibly involves CREATING someone?

"HOW D1D H3 T4ST3"? Who?! Was "H3" being hidden in the now-empty "Terezi's weird horse shaped bug snacks" jar?

Did Dirk really bring John's cryo'd dead body here (I thought she'd brought it in the wallet, I forget, he was clearly hiding something he tried to keep Terezi from remembering when she smelled it), Terezi discovered it again, and then Terezi might be possibly using the life-creation machine or assembling robotics to make a new body for the Meat timeline's JOHN to come back??? Was the comeback to "HOW D1D H3 T4ST3" about to be "OH? TH3N HOW 4BOUT H3R" because she'd be brought back as June???? ...No, that feels too early, not something they'd be talking about so casually... is it?

It's more likely that Terezi is responsible for trying to create the Carapacian race to throw into the mix if we're going for the session that seeded all other sessions, right, something she'd have made to throw in to Rose and Dirk's 'duel' to screw with the session or give it a scale's balance? Carapacians would be extremely "bland" to Dirk, right? They're practically designed to be!

For some reason, though, Dirk potentially calling the concept of a returned John "bland" feels really on-point though... John was always a character who could be mistaken for a generic reader-projection protagonist but whose personality and talents really shined through his effects in conversation with others which made conversations where John was involved some of the most entertaining in all of Homestuck. Dirk would ALWAYS underestimate that sort of protagonist, an Heir always following the whims and Directions given to him by others, who sparks subtle change and inspiration in others not purely for his own sake but by hardly even trying and just kidding around with them or believing in them.

Let me stop with the wild baseless speculation and get to the rest of this conversation to see if it's clarified in only a couple of lines.

TT: You're wearing the more sensible outfit I alchemized for you. TT: That tastes like victory. GC: NOT B3C4US3 YOU M4D3 1T FOR M3 GC: 1 L1K3D MY OLD OUTF1T F1N3, 1 L1K3D TH3 COLORS GC: HON3STLY, 1 THOUGHT TH1S W4S 4 JOK3 GC: 3V3NTU4LLY TH3 OUTF1T P1L3 JUST K33PS G3TT1NG SM4LL3R, UNT1L F1N4LLY... GC: JOK3S OV3R

Dammit, he's put her in Lil Cal suspenders!!! Asshole.

I do notice, yet again, the red heels still much like the ones she borrowed from the Witch of Space Jade though-- which when she wore them back in original Homestuck after Game Over, signified a Witch of Heart balance that she used to force John's character back on the right track and perform her final acts of that timeline to arrange a course correction to reverse Vriska's death and save causality. Or at least, that's what I interpreted at the time-- hints at her inverse role and how she both employed it a bit to shout John back into control of his true self and to represent a final balance to achieve the heights of her Seer of Mind role with her whole-timeline-spanning retcon assistance. To ascend, one must first descend, and all that Jungian such.

TT: You looked like shit. GC: 4 TRULY BOLD ST4T3M3NT FOR SOM3ON3 CURR3NTLY DR3SS3D L1K3 4 L1TTL3 L4D W1TH 4N 4N1M3 C4P3 TT: I'm not dressed like a little lad. GC: YOU 4R3 DR3SS3D L1K3 4 L1TTL3 L4D WHO LOV3S B3RR13S 4ND CR34M BUT ST1LL F1NDS T1M3 1N H1S P4CK3D SCH3DUL3 TO SHOP 4T TH3 M4LL GC: "OHOHOHO~ HOW 1 DO LOV3 MY B3RR13S 4ND CR34M D3SU N3" GC: TH4T'S YOU, TH4T'S WH4T YOU SOUND L1K3 R1GHT NOW 1 B3T TT: How would you know what I'm wearing right now? TT: Maybe I'm posted up in a tank top and jeans. TT: That'd be pretty classic. GC: YOU W34R YOUR PR3C1OUS L1TTL3 M4ROON K4R4T3 LORDL1NG OUTF1T B4S1C4LLY 3V3RY D4Y, 1 KNOW TH1S TO B3 TRU3, 1T'S TH3 ONLY FUN TH1NG 4BOUT YOU 4NYMOR3

Terezi really tearing him down modern-weeb-mockery style for his candy-ass outfit, damn.

TT: I don't have the time to tell you how wrong you are about this, but I will. GC: 1 GU3SS T1M3 1S MOR3 YOUR BROTH3R'S TH1NG, 1SN'T 1T? GC: >:? GC: 1 WOND3R WH4T H3'S DO1NG R1GHT NOW

Does Terezi know that bringing up Dave perhaps really bothers him? Dirk definitely doesn't NOT care about Dave. He wants to get his way at almost all costs, but I don't think he wants Strider's life to be one of those costs, even though Dave is on his way here to oppose him.

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Heheheh, the way that all filled in and she sniped right back against his narrative powers was really fun. I love how she can at least MOSTLY resist his narrative powers-- possibly even more than he thinks she can, the way he believes (and we believed) he successfully directed her away from that mystery hidden on their ship way earlier. That reminds me, Terezi kept talking about this earlier as an INVESTIGATION. Is she trying to figure out what Dirk is up to? Are her creations or whatever he deemed "bland" part of her "subtle little scheme" to figure things out somehow, not just interfere with what she already knows to be true?

Also, the way Dirk uses the word "unascended" here implies the key difference is "not God-Tier", that a God-Tier Seer of Mind might have had the ability to possibly not just see further but RESIST Dirk's control even more, which would make plenty of sense. If there exists any sort of Mind aspect Quest Crypt in the new session Dirk and Rose are trying to create, perhaps ascension is a tactic she can actually take? In fact--

KARKAT is coming along too, and we still don't know if his blood caste has a lifespan issue that would cut his relationship with Dave Strider a lot shorter than they want. Could a BLOOD Quest Crypt for Karkat's use end up in this new session too? A Space crypt is obligatory as well, just about ANY session would have a Space player and Kanaya could hijack that crypt to ascend... Could the new session be an opportunity for the remaining trolls to go God-Tier, allowing the readers to finally see some magic Blood powers in action once and for all instead of the normal Knight of Blood talents latent in his personality (which have still had a major impact on the plot, to be sure)?

In Kanaya's case... that also makes it seem likely that as a seamstress and a god-tier Sylph of Space, she could MEND THE HOLE IN EXISTENCE that the Black Hole's creation punched through, cycling an emptied-out Paradox Space right back to its very creation and sealing the escapees of the Black Hole outside of Paradox Space, free from Lord English forever:

UU: it is the day whereafter the legendary octet of mUtUal progenitoriety will come together and heal a great breach in paradox space.

But enough about that for now. It looks like Terezi is leveraging the PERSONALITY part of her Seer of Mind powers potentially successfully on Dirk: Taunting and provoking and annoying him into doing what he wants her to do, and potentially switching the narrative over to show us more Dave.

T3LL M3.

Dirk Strider you ass!!!!!

Also yeah we're STILL not gonna see what his Satyrs look like after all, not for a little while. Or if they'll end up being a red herring and not being the main participants of the session at all.

OH AND ALSO I FORGOT TO BRING UP SOMETHING IMPORTANT-- one of the creations these folks might be responsible for if this is the sort of Omega Session that creates the framework of Sburb and all other sessions might be the Denizens, too. I should keep an eye out for that potentiality.

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TEREZI: H3H3H3 TEREZI: D1D YOU S33 TH4T? TEREZI: NOBODY WR1T3S MY STORY BUT M3

Oh my god NOOOO I'D FORGOTTEN CAUSE IT'D BEEN SO LONG, TEREZI'S BEEN HAVING THESE CONVERSATIONS WITH THE DEAD JOHN CORPSE STORED IN THE WALLET AAAAAAH THAT'S SO SAD D': D': D':

...and since the corpse is still in her hands, REALLY raises the chance that she's trying to revive him, that the John in her wallet is the "subtle little scheme" that Dirk is alluding to, and why she immediately responded with "how did he taste" and he responded bland. That's suddenly the most plausible explanation for all of this.

Could she be... planning on ectobiologizing... a kid with him...? No, no fucking way, she's not THAT crazy about him is she?

Also that's a banger fucking declaration of a line at the end there from Terezi against all of Dirk's narrative horseshit, I love that for her.

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TEREZI: 4ND TH1S T1M3 1'LL G3T 1T R1GHT

John's corpse is just IN there still, isn't it? No cryo or preservation or anything, right? That's unsettling. It's been or going to have been a full year of travel and arrival here or more, right, before she can do something with it? I forget the exact timeline. Pretty in-character for the morbid Terezi to be this audibly familiar with and carry around a corpse, though.

...do God-Tier corpses not decay at all? I remember a joke about that being in ONE recent bonus HS^2 joke panel I got notified in my Patreon about and glanced at without thinking about it, showing [SPOILER]young alt!Callie-possessed Jade's corpse[/SPOILER] as if her spirit suddenly left it temporarily, though I'm trying my best not to think about what it means.

I have to go to bed early for something in the morning, we didn't get as far as I wanted but I'll take a break for now and will probably continue sometime in the next two days. Next time we'll hit the next link for Meanwhile...

[ang31ey3s-d3mons3edz]

I just want to say a few things about the situation, which is now over if you didn't know.

@starry-cow and I have been talking in dms. We said our sorrys and cleared most of the situation up. (He also helped me come up with a new username :D)

Starry didn't do anything to deserve alla of that backlash, and I apologize sincerely if I caused any of that.

Also, yall really didn't need to block @divine0 ...in that one post I was just saying that I didn't want to talk. He really didn't do anything other then send me the ask, guys.

Labratgurlz/pax ALSO didn't do anything, I know he hasn't gotten that much hate or anything but still. All he did was block me. THATS LITERALLY ALL HE DID /lh

@an-theduckin @wielderofthechainsaw @eyedrinktwomp @r0tt1ngr4bb1t @thevoidentity @icarusticrat @dagaelizardz @doinadigitaldnazing @homoweirdcoreperson @justsprout @littleshadowlucy @xxhum4n-g00xx @xr0tt3nxfl3shx @c0ff1ncl4wz @corrupteddoodles @voidbeau @beebtlebug @machathecat @mysticlilac-ec @mangomoody @k1ng-0f-bugzzz @socko-10

Sorry for taggin alla yall AGAIN

[jaxfromthatcircus]

[!]

*[ACT]

*talk

*hey bbg wsg w chu?

"Same as ever, f#€k1ng s#!t up and serving. Boring as hell. How bout you, babygirl?"

[everyday-normal-medibot]

+#3¥ ÐØП’7 ズN0山 WĦ@T 7#£¥’RE +&/K1NG @BØVT. TĦ£¥’// П3V3Я UNÐEЯ$7&ND.

( “THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT. THEY’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND.” )

[ Doc’s entire body is shaking, he’s feeling so many emotions that he’s unable to process. He’s trying to write down his thoughts, but he can’t stop shaking. ]

[ He is normal. He has convinced himself he is normal, and he is. The other robots just don’t get it. They don’t get it. They will get it someday. ]

[ Out of frustration, he starts scribbling all over the journal page. Once he stops, he calms down. Then, he rips out the page and crumples it, and throws it across the room. ]

[ Everything’s fine! He’ll just have to try again tomorrow! Everything’s fine. Everything is fine. ]

[thek1ngtalks]

If I get a good score on my SAT ill write a dating Sim fic

[the-0dd-0nes]

ORSON INTRO XD!! - 🌀♾️

H3LL0!! 1 AM ALZ0 M@K1NG A 1NTR0 JVST L1K3 VEGA!! (Hello!! I am also making a intro just like Vega)

0BV10UZLY AZ Y0V C@N S33 1 TYP3 W31RD, BVT 1 W1LL ALWAYZ PR0VID3 A TRANZLAT10N JVZT 1N CAZE!!

(Obviously as you can see I type weird, but I will always provide a translation just in case. I can also talk normally but, it doesn’t really feel like me hehe)

They/It + any neo’s or Xenos 0_0!!, pomosexual/romantic, aspec

My role is a Shapeshifter!! Well, I’m trying to fix it after a certain instance I’d rather not discuss… but uhhh, I guess I’m kind of a caregiver as well? I dunnooo 0_o

I REALLY like Spray-painting, Art, colours, and much MUCH more!! I love new people! So don’t be shy to talk!!

Though I should say I do accidentally copy you/your mannerisms and could potentially shift into you so!! If I don’t communicate well that’s most likely why!!

anywayz BY3333 >_0

[righteousruin]

From an ask ages ago and I forgot who sent me what but: How Does My Muse Feel About: BANE AND LESLIE

Bane LOVES Leslie icb bane has a whole second mama in Gotham she is literally the only person he’s had vulnerable emotions (emotional uncertainty, even!!) in front of, and he WENT BACK to talk to her after she saw him vulnerable when she offered to help him he let her and he even went to say goodbye and she WAVED AT HIM when he drove away nobody’s ever waved at Bane departing before no one has ever implied to him that they’d miss him and she scolded Bruce for interfering with bane and his father and listen Bane would DIE for Leslie Thompkins

BANE AND ALFRED

Fuck you k1ng Alfred is his favorite member of the Batfam, he loves how snarky and loyal he is. Alfred is probably the thing Bane envies the most about Bruce’s life. Its bittersweet admiration. He’s never had someone in his corner like that and he knows he never will, but he respects Alfred a lot.

HOW DOES BANE FEEL AB TALIA'S PERFECT BABY

HE DOESNT KNOW DAMIAN YET BUT WHEN HE DOES….He’s gonna be like ‘are you SURE you’re Wayne’s kid cause u act a lot more like me.’ (It’s the ✨survivalist trauma✨)

otis

Bane likes Otis. Otis is good people. Weird little dude with his weird little rats, but effective and efficient and eager to please, those are three of Bane’s favorite things about weird little dudes.

joker

Bane doesn’t think much about the Joker, but when he does, he’s annoyed. Joker is all the things Bane doesn’t like in a person - noisy, undisciplined, no clear goal or real purpose — Bane does not will not and cannot understand why Batman lets him live, even without knowing 90% of the things Joker has done to that family djsj

[th30r1z3r]

..Masterpost..

Hi, call me Rae. I’m a kitsune yōkai and I’m the keyboardist for a band called The Late Night Dolls. I use She/Its pronouns and I’m a lesbian. I chill in the hidden city with my friends and grandparents. I’m apart of a powerful ninja clan called the Nakaruma Clan (Hamato’s have been our enemy up until the event)

Favorite things: writing, gravity falls, many cartoons, acting, pressing on the keys with my band, spending quality time with friends/family, and training to become a better ninja.

[if u see these parentheses, @smallturtlebomb is talking]

Besties:

Mari-Lynn/ML: @n3k0-c0la

Akira: @s3a-sc3n3-k1ng

Mina: @s0ur-fl0wer

Stories:

Same thing happened to me

These guys again..?

DNI: basic dni, homophobia, transphobia, nsfw accounts, proshipping, incest, pedophilia, zoophiles, racism, sexism, all gross people are not welcome

See you later.

[n3k0-c0la]

MASTERPOST >:3

Sup the names Mari-Lynn but you can just call me ML. I’m a nekomata yokai punk that plays in an awesome band called The Late Night Dolls! I’m gender-fluid (you can use any and all pronouns on me) and pansexual btw and I live in the hidden city with my lil bro, tío, and best clan in the world called the Nakaruma Clan (Hamato’s can suck it >_<!!)

My fav things are: Scott pilgrim (obvi), studio ghibli, a bunch of cartoons, horror movies, playing games, drawing, playing/making music with my band, hanging out with my friends/family, and training

[when u see these parenthesis, it means STB or @smallturtlebomb is out of rp/talking]

My cool band mates:

Akira: @s3a-sc3n3-k1ng

Mina: @s0ur-fl0wer

Rae: @th30r1z3r

Stories:

My backstory

Oh it’s those Hamato guys :P

what i look like >:3

DNI: basic dni, homophobia, transphobia, nsfw accounts, proshipping, incest, pedophillia, zoophiles, racism, sexism, etc..

Update: [there r various versions of ml. rn I only have rottmnt ml and tottmnt/tmntmm ml. in tags u can see who’s taking control!]

cya later dude!!

[cornytrashlord]

🎇🧤🎩

#SSTMPS Day 2: Jealousy

"Don't you think T4r-T4r has been a little high-strung lately?" 🧤asked as he fumbled with the cables of the controllers that sat by a console.

🎩bristled at the all-too-familiar nickname. A cold feeling washed over him.

He took a swig out of his open beer can. Liquid courage. He was going to need it for this conversation. "What makes you say that?" 🧤failed to notice, too focused on getting the wires untangled.

"Dude, hearing you say that makes me sound insane. Weren't you two an item a while ago? I don't know, man." 🧤flopped down onto a purple bean bag next to🎩and handed him a controller. "He's usually an efficient guy on missions. Little shit even has time to troll and all that jazz."

"Bro, that's long over. It's been 3 weeks. You spend way too much time in your room, man."🎩's mismatched eyes darted around the room, adamant about not looking directly at🧤. Oh, look at that pile of dirt in the corner. Real interesting! The most riveting sight of the century!

"Ah, but I'm right here now, aren't I?" 🧤clicked his tongue. "'sides, Alt4re stops by often enough."🎩's fidgeting once again goes unnoticed. "But that's beside the point. The point is, this guy has been off the rails during our last mission. Yeah, efficiency is good and all, but he's really living up to his silly demon g0d k1ng title. He's never done that before. What? You don't think that's weird? N-not like I'm worried or anything."

🎩shuffled uncomfortably in his seat. He recalled how the last conversation between him and🎇had gone and winced.

He wanted dearly to say that there was nothing to worry about. Unfortunately for the jester, he didn't have that sort of control. If there's nothing he could do about🧤and🎇getting even closer than they already were, he, at the very least, didn't want to put a dent in his friendship with🧤.

"D-Dude! J…Just go talk to the guy, alright? Maybe he just needs a good fuck or something. You look interested. You gonna give it to him or what?"

🧤spluttered. There was a distinct flush on his face that spread down his neck as the alchemist tried to explain himself, but🎩was no longer listening. He could see the way🧤lighted up and shone as bright as the sun.

It hurt.

[k1ng0fn0b0dy]

Hear me out. Vampire hunter Wilbur getting jealous ur fangs r in someone else’s neck and not his

I don't know if you sent me this ask twice or if you and another Anon share a brain but rest assured I will absoloutely do this I love a good trope reversal and enemies to loves, I SWOON!

[L0v3, k1ng]

[k1ng0fn0b0dy]

I need something to distract me from finals

fanfic end of the year asks

since it’s december, i thought i’d make a little end of the year ask meme for fanfic writers and readers! reblog and ask away

favorite fic you wrote this year

least favorite fic you wrote this year

favorite line/scene you wrote this year

total number of words you wrote this year

most popular fic this year

least popular fic this year

longest completed fic you wrote this year

shortest completed fic you wrote this year

longest wip of the year

shortest wip of the year

fandom you enjoyed writing for the most this year

favorite character to write about this year

favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

a fic you didn’t expect to write

something you learned this year

fic(s) you completed this year

fics you’ll continue next year

current number of wips

any new fics to start next year

number of comments you haven’t read

most memorable comment/review

events you participated in this year

fics you wanted to write but didn’t

favorite fic you read this year

a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

number of favorites/bookmarks you made this year

favorite fanfic author of the year

longest fic you read this year

shortest fic you read this year

favorite fandom to read fic from this year

*feel free to specify fandoms or a fic depending on the question.