#Terezi

[themetalhiro]

Real metalhiro oldheads know

[draven]

drew terezi in my tripp pants because i think she'd like them

[ulyanaerror]

Terezi!!! 🖍️

[hugefuckingtitsmassivepair]

Homestuck in 2025 Headcanons

Based solely on vibes

-Karkat is Balkan

-Dave makes awful male manipulator indie music (specifically this) or horrorcore dark trap (or this). No in between.

-Viriska is 100% a lesbian but she thinks women are “too easy to push around” so she findoms men on Twitter.

-Dave has a Mango Geek Bar in his hand at all times and takes his shitty Honda Civic to car meets.

-Eridan gets into nation states & micronations, treats it like a real country, becomes enraged when you call it roleplay, and inevitably gets the cops called for making bomb threats against another micronation.

-Sollux plays League of Legends, only uses skins that look like hot women, and says shit like “you wouldn’t last 5 minutes in a Call of Duty lobby.”

-Sollux holds the Dark Souls speed run record.

-Terezi was a TikTok influencer but got canceled for saying she hates poor people. Now she’s trying to sell her Adderall prescription on the dark web.

-Rose also sells Adderall but as a fun hobby.

-Dave tries to sell weed once and immediately goes to jail. He uses his mugshot as his profile picture and lies about why he was arrested anytime you ask.

-Dirk shitposts exclusively on Facebook.

-Dirk calls himself a stoner but anytime he smokes, he freaks the fuck out and goes to the hospital.

-Equius is a country redneck with stereotypical southern politeness. He mails people photos of himself fishing.

-Eridan listens to some weird ambient music no one’s ever heard of (because he made it up) and Dave keeps getting angrier and angrier about it.

-Eridan posts shit like “my body is a temple” and trad wife propaganda. His comment section is filled with women posting screenshots of him asking them to sit on his face.

-Dave keeps posting on Snapchat begging for a “toxic big booty Latina to bounce on it crazy style.” The only person who views his story is John.

[thebigcj]

[junebudgie]

ohhh vrisrezi🤕🩵

i could write a whole essay about them and i still might a little later this month? maybe valentines day jus for funsies ^_^

light x mind ships are so good augh

[hijinxx]

Happy 4/13!! Have some silly little guys!

[imverydizzy]

oh terezi my beloved...

[weaselmcdiesel]

Do You Love The Color Of The 413?

[quibbs]

i'm a little late for 4/13 but i still HAD to pay my yearly respect to my roots

[mistigri0000]

she just learned that word

[vriskan8or]

let her go

[gunkmusher]

homestuck trolls if they were irkens from invader zim

[rynies]

Ooollldd old sketches.

[pyrrh1c-c4sc4d3]

Kanaya's view vs

Rose's

[mordimor]

lethal company instead of sgrub or whatever