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you were a full time job I thought I'd never miss

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Oh, what a waste...

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oh god I love John Egbert so much

I love my windy boy so so much ><!!!

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From my rotting body flowers shall grow

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the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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weird lil guy i met

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you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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made another in honor of season 2. everyone sucks. i love them.

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Paintings from today

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yeah you wouldnt know her i knew her in a past life and we're doomed to always kill each other lol its a whole thing