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catcze · 3 months ago
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Hi just want 2 share, but <3 thank fuck i got the Sylus shower sex card without having to break bank like omg
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bellwitchfaggot · 1 year ago
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Anyway ok full disclosure of my current identity while drunk but I'm gonna shotgun 2 more beers first b4 finishing the post:
>tomoyestic jewish bloodlet Haitian 2s bi separatist
>mml ancom tankie (pro aba as dchattel slave anarchocommunist war tactics but anti eugenics leninist specifically)
>idk what else the beers have kicked in at this point. Crust punk cripple punk thrash punk bulldyke faggot genuinely
>Freudian enthusiast unforch. I cannot stop sneezin
>modern day (d)chattel slavery truther
>communistic indigenune enemy of the state*
>gifted and talented programs as extenuation of genocide truther w unfortunate early adulthood high collegiate and careerfield boardment due to gifted and talented outreach (medical doctorate multiple degrees pertaining to neuro behavioral science and all ages trauma doctorate in human computer forensic psychology multiply instrumental and vocally virtuosoed diagnosed autistic savant chemical engineer quantum theorist dater of many)
>relationship anarchist still. Programs director of multiple confirmed sundown town esque genocidal area programs as area genocide harm reduction
>hiccuper genuinely. Cop kinda unforch due to undergoing the same human computer forensic psychology higher ed program w teenaged friends n coworkers w the same tomoyestic genocided intersections + multiple social work credentials + girl scouts outreach
>first gold award girlscout w a genuine hermaphroditic penis in the nation* (got it for organizing a sustainable music festival + mutual aid fair in the parking lot of a mall built on an Indigenous graveyard)
>*seems like a false statistic to me given what I know abt the hermaphroditic genocide but I have been reassured by multiple pipeline advisors w equivalent intersection that it's this one genuinely so idk it's still up for debate to me. Either way I got my fuckimg teenage tranny methhead girl scout gold award for organizing skate the mall
>bitch who can reclaim several more slurs than some ppl online realize due to historic nazi stalking and a tendency to disclose false whitegoy privilege online when irl equivalently ethnic kids r at threat due to area ritual cult abuse and ethnic cleansing
>drunk genuinely. Mom of like 13 despite being a young adult due to forced birth child sex trafficking w full custody of even my teenaged kids due to gentle parenting tactics. K bye wish I had more alcohol rn might walk to the gas station genuinely lmfao
>IN LIKE 20 BANDS BYE
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whyse7vn · 4 months ago
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CLINGY -
[ kim seokjin min yoongi x reader ]
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SEOKJIN -
jin: i’m going to bed now if you even care
resting my body after a long hard day at
work if that’s even important in your eyes
almost died today if you even give a shit
it’s 2 am and i’m JUST going to sleep without you (my girlfriend) messaging me (your boyfriend) goodnight if you even care a little bit
you have 5 missed calls from jin!
jin: be honest do you care?
y/n: no
jin: you didn’t say gn
y/n: it’s 2 am
jin: no u right you don’t even care that’s what’s up
y/n: what
jin: no lol i get it whatever
y/n: what do you want
jin: a goodnight would be nice
y/n: it’s 2 am
jin: yeah???
y/n: am
as in morning
jin: awww who died
here for u 💓
y/n: morning not mourning
jin: can you say gn pls so i can sleep
you have 1 miss call from jin!
y/n: CAN YOU FUCK OFF
jin: CAN YOU SAY GN
y/n: no joke ur 5 seconds away from being blocked
jin: just say you don’t care about me at this point 😭
y/n: i do not care about you at this point
jin: um
y/n: at all
jin: ok well that bit wasn’t necessary
i think i got ur point
y/n: i’m glad
jin: i guess i’ll just go to sleep then
without a goodnight from my lovely girlfriend
sighs
you have 10 miss calls from jin!
y/n: jin
jin: yeah
you can no longer send messages to this contact!
jin: 😧
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YOONGI -
yoongi: miss you
delivered 5 minutes ago
yoongi: wow that’s crazy i’ll just jump off a cliff then
y/n: that was kinda dramatic
yoongi: sorry do i know you?
y/n: get a grip
yoongi: reply faster
do you even love me anymore?
y/n: well
yoongi: that’s not funny
y/n: do you see me laughing?
yoongi: take it back
y/n: i take it back
love when ur clingy >.<
yoongi: i’m not clingy
y/n: you just threatened to kill urself cuz i didn’t reply to you instantly
yoongi: that��s basic respect
i message you
you reply within the next second
y/n: that’s unrealistic
yoongi: no it’s not
you do it most of the time
lately you’ve been slacking tho
y/n: excuse me????????
yoongi: ur excused
y/n: and if i slap you?
yoongi: i’ll enjoy it
y/n: YOONGI OMG?/):).£
LMAOOOO
are you dying????
what is wrong with you
ur acting like you love me or something
yoongi: don’t say things like that
makes it seem like i’m a bad boyfriend
y/n: looks left looks right
yoongi: i’m a good boyfriend
y/n: looks at audience looks back at you
yoongi: stop
i am a good boyfriend
y/n: yeah!
yoongi: and if i slap YOU?
y/n: GASP
good boyfriends don’t threaten domestic violence
yoongi: neither do good girlfriends
y/n: are you saying i’m a bad girlfriend?
yoongi: looks left looks right
y/n: how low of you min yoongi…
i am NOT a bad girlfriend
yoongi: ur not a good one either
so where does that leave us
y/n: i’m the best?
yoongi: lol!
y/n: is this ur fucked up way of calling me a good girl
yoongi: ok where tf did you get that from?
ur really bad at reading the room
y/n: i’m in no room
yoongi: it’s a saying 🙄
y/n: ignoring you just rolled ur eyes at me rn
i’m SAYING we should kiss
yoongi: wow so clingy
y/n: what can i say!!!
yoongi: can you acknowledge what i open our conversation with pls
y/n: no
yoongi: ok kys bye
y/n: ur clingy
yoongi: k
now come home
idk the jin one was the first draft for the jin part in delivered i think and idk where the yoongi one came from just found her has said hey this is ok ig… thought they kinda gave the same vibe so posted them together better than nothing right? SIGHS sorry idk WHO WANNA BUY ME A NEW PHONE WHO⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
i’m spiralling and have no storage pls forgive me
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thecapricunt1616 · 5 months ago
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The Bear S3 Capri Live React
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WARNING! Spoilers for each episode below the cut!
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EP 1 - “Tomorrow”
ASSHFBEJNSNDNEJWNENE AND WHEN IM BACK IN CHICAGO I FEEL ITTT!!!!!! WOOOOOO
CARMY HRJEJWJW YOU'RE OUT OF FREEZER JAIL MY LOVE!!
Oh your poor hand I wanna kiss it, my sweet baby :((
Omg it’s filmed so differenttttt AAAAAA!!!!
Zaddy walked in meaning business lets gOOO
Like I said in TB&HH and many of my one shots this is a STUNNING restaurant - like FUCK!!! Carmy is BRILLIANT !!
Carmen RELAX!! Jesus! With punting the chair!
Omg his notebook from The French Laundry!!! Cute
BRBEBSHSBSNSBSBSBSBSEBVELHCAA LUCAAAAAAA
COPENHAGEN OH MY GO FJEJWBDBD WERE BACK
OHRBE WE ARE SO BACK
New Yorks got everything :( OH this seeaaason is gonna rip my heart to shreeeeeds New York destroyed him.
Oh I think we are getting loads of baby chef Carmy FUCK 
Oh god oh god 'subtract'??? Fuuuuck
I would hate how perfect he always is HAHAHAHA I would haaaate working with him!!!!
Cousin Steve took care of him, I'm glad someone did 🥺
Oh fucking for Carmy to kiss me like that 
The kiss on the nose is everything I want to do in life 
SORRY. THE WORDS OMG GOOD BOY GOOD BOY
OMG SYDCARMY KISS KISSKISSKISSIIISSS
“It’s never gonna happen again” he will die before it happens 
Good apologize to Richie you FUCKING IDIOT and good for saying I’m sorry good for saying I love you. Good boy. Good boy. 
He is about to make everyone miserable.  
“I know you are, honey” that is his real mother figure. 
While Mikey was dying Richie was destroying his marriage trying to save him and Carmy was getting verbally abused in New York. I am…gutted! 
I have thought about Carmy finding out about Mike. I never. Fucking. Thought. They. Would. Show it.
ARE WE SEEING MIKES 
WE ARE OH NY FJEBE WE ARE SEEING MICHAELS FUCKING OH HIS FUNERAL HE SAT. OUTSIDE. OH I AM COOKED THIS SEASON I AM C O O K E D !!!!!
“LET IT RIP BEAR” OH FHEJWBDBDB 
Like a mother Nat snuck the money in his pocket. I’m fuckin CRYYYING BRO THIS SEASON IS GONNA GUT ME 
The best meal Syd has ever had 🥹
The fennel makes him think of Syd because she has an allergy I’m gonna stroke out. 
EP1 ; Final Thoughts - SydCarmy is SO happening if it doesn’t what the fuck are they doing. Baby Carmy is gutting me. I hope Luca doesn’t go away after this episode. Mikey. Oh, Mikey :(((. Natalie? The cinematography - oh I’m about to EAT w these fics. Oh my god.I am fucking GUUTTTEEDDD THIS SEASON IS GOING TO DESTROY ME
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EP2 - “Next”
SYD! MY GORL THERE YOU ARE BBY!!!
the AirPod falling out is so real
Lmaoooo her dad !! She is absolutely moving out as soon as she can 
Awww the ‘love you chef’ <3
See this music like shut up SydCarmy or bust!!! lmaooooo
Why is the fourth wall being broken???
His anxiety is so insane he is acting cracked out LMAO
CICERO OH NO - this is gonna be INSANE
Carmy needs to step off Syds dick and give her some control lmfaooo - like ? you don’t even own this place little man.
“Technique is spelt wrong but OK” BYE THIS IDIOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT 
“You know buddy, I tried to call in and get you an order but they says you was back in the fridge yelling at yourself” LMFOAAOAOAO VJKFDNVLAKNLKVN I AM CRYING HE IS I LOVE UNC SO MUCH
everyone is asking him why the fuck he’s doing this and he cant say “because i cant stick my dick in syd” so he doesn’t know what to say.
He’s quitting smoking not for his health but to save … time. Alright then.
“The computer drafted the agreement so make sure you have a lawyer look at it” CAAAACKLING 
DAAAAADDDYYYY RICHIEEEE
Carmen shut the fuck up you are in no position for fuck yous.
“I commend your bravery from inside a locked vault” IM DRFNDJSNENN HAHAHAHA GET HIM RICH
“Oh my god am I finally having a stroke?” “Am I having a stroke?” These POOR WOMEN SOMEONE PUT CARMEN ON A FUCKING LEASH
“I insist that you get fucked my good man” BYEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHA RICHIE IS TOO FUNNY 
They are bickering like BITCHES 
his ego needs to be stroked lmaoooo he’s asking Syd to stroke his ego 
“I know sweetheart, don’t be scared” NATALIEEEE HAHAHAH It's ok Fak I'M scared of Carmy rn lmao.
holy fucking shit Carmen you are driving me CRRAAAAZYY SHUT UP 
“This is scary” FAK, HONEY I KNOW CARMY IS CRACKED OUT
“Every day Jeffery-Ballet?” TINA HAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT 
This IS banana town sweetheart Fak
“Sup PIMP” PLEEEASE HAHAHA
“He was gonna tell us what he said to Claire”- Richie: “classic behavior dysregulation” PLLLEEASE
“Then I actually take it back, fuck you” i love Richie down
“What’s nunya” “nunya fuckin business” THE WAY IM CRRRY LAUGHINGGGGG LMFAAAAOOOOO THIS IS A GLIMPSE OF HIS CHILDHOOD
The gum chewing is sexy 
“Is that what you did” “no i’m just here if you need anything” oh, Carmy :(
Oh, Marcus :((((((. “Take us there bear” “yes chef” oh my god I’m crying again 
EP2 ; Final Thoughts - Carmen needs to fucking relax and I’m gonna say this probably a lot. Omg the fighting with Richie in this episode was pissing me off they are fighting like catty brothers!!! The moment with Marcus at the end really got to me. This was overall though a hilarious episode
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EP3 - “Doors”
Marcus mom funeral!! Awww I’m glad they all are there for him. Thiiis is the moms funeral, ok, so they did it all in one day the shooting for both funerals so we wouldn’t know!!!
I wonder how Carm feels he’s there for Marcus’ mom but wasn’t for his brother 
Wow this speech must be so impactful for Carmy to get a glimpse into someone else’s life like this 
Look alive lizards we are OPENN
Richie is so goooodddd at his job 🥹🫶
For the bear and his honey fans princess cake is 100% going in there hahahah
Hmm things are going a bit too well 
Carmy throwing so much good decent edible food away makes me twitch. 
Carmy and his little edible flowers hahaha I love it
“The rare Transylvanian 5 titted goat?!” CICEROOO HAHAHAH
“Joy” “this is a waste of time, give it to sugar” HAHAHAHA
LMAOOO SINGING HAPPY BDAY IN SPANISH HAHAHA LOVE IT
Fak not putting it ON THE TABLE and Richie being like “keep my mans name out of your mouth “ PLLLELEEEASEE
Something abt Carmy cleaning is so hot
GRAAAHHH THAT PIECE OF BACK SKIN POKING OUT OF HIS SHIRT WHEN HE BENDS OVER
They’re being so too hard on tina :((
Richie is bringing patrons to the kitchen and Carmy is just violently bitching Syd out I am dead also, someone get the belt i’m gonna beat him.
This goes out to everyone who said there’s no chance the bear could fail and that it was a stupid idea it could? (cough- ex moots, cough) ; please tell me why they don’t even have a star and they’re already doing poorly with funds
I can’t- Carmen and Richie are fully going at each others throats and physically fighting.
Please Fak just grilling customers for info.
Carmy is SO little brother and I wanna choke him “we’ll figure it out” “ME?” “I’m trying to use less shiiittt >:(“ like a winey bitch - YOU ARE AN ADULT SHE IS THERE TO HELP YOU YOU LITTLE COCKSUCKER DO YOUR GOD DAMN JOB EFFICIENTLY
Carmy is losing it he needs to be medicated ASAP
Thank GOD Syd is putting her foot down and telling him to shut up
Syd looks fed the fuck up, rightfully
EP3 ; Final Thoughts - Holy shit Carmen is going nuts. Sydcarmy is going so hard rn he needs to finish shit with Claire so he can admit his feelings to himself about Syd. He needs to stop being so mean to her, he is going to cause her to panic. Whats so funny is I drafted Carmy bitching Syd out in my OC fic in the most recent chapter before this even came out (but in my world (in girl world) winnie is behind him chewing his ass out and literally told him he’s acting like his old boss) But it’s funny because hes literally telling her abusive ass shit his boss told him.
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EP4 - “Violet”
Ohhhhh to kiss Carmy that way. A dream
The nose kiss oh my god oh my god 
He’s such a good listener 
He is so fucking - oh my god this man. This man. I need him astronomically 
Marcus :(((
I love Syd’s scarf but also lmao the stress of that docu - I get you girl hahah
Yaaaay she’s moving! 
This apartment is stunning!!!
DAD RICHIEEEE AHSHDJSHSHJ EVA OMG CUTIE PATTOOOTIEEE
Him laying with her is so cute. 
“He’s not my uncle like Carmy” 🥹PLS SO CUTE
This is so good such kid convo omgggg kids are just like thissss!! He’s such a good dad omfg playing her handdddd fuckFUCKCJCKCJC expect more Richie content soon
DONNAS GOING TO TIFFS WEDDING OMG!!!!!
Yes daddy TAKE THAT RING OFF YOURE A NEW MAN PAPA 
LMFAOAOAOA THEM SCREAMING HELP
“Maybe you’ve reached as far as your talent can go” makes MY stomach hurt, dawg 
“I feel like Bear is starting to respect me” please the way they look up to him I cantttt lmao
YAY MORE DAD RICHIE 
TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!
This Frank guy is weird- they made a great job at making this feel awkward as fuck.
HE DID INVITE HIM TO THE WEDDING OH GOD
that’s my girl! 
Oh is she about to get poached
Oooo like not Carmy??? Oooooo hes trying to poach her
Marcus has such nicely manicured hands
The way they just stuff snacks in faks mouth to make him go away hahaha love it
Mmhmm this season will make me fall more in love with Richie then ever before
Richie. Richie. Richie. Richie. Richie. Oh my god. My heart is being ripped out 
Wait they’re being reviewed for a star?! Already? They JUST opened! 
EP4 ; Final Thoughts - This was SUCH a Richie episode! I loved it alot :))) <3!!! So many Dad!Richie moments that made me smile. He also almost made me cry with his whole being alone thing. I will remedy my sadness with writing Richie fics literally probably tomorrow because holy holy holy this man I need to give him kissesssssss
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EP5 - “Children”
So do the Bears all have the same alarm clocks?
Marcus speech really touched Natalie :((
Carmen doing the boxes by himself HAHAHA its what he deserves!! BAD BOY! 
Syd the ultimate good friend helping Marcus with his moms stuff 
Syd looks so cute her outfit is adorable 
Lmaooo Syd with her dead mom club jokes she’s too funny I see why Carmy is so whipped 
The Bear and His Honey is going to fucking SLAP with this new Carmy content WOW
Him throwing away more food that is perfect literally perfect. *sarcasm*
I wanna leave hickeys on Richie’s neck so bad - it’s so pretty 
Omg Carmys mentor closing the restaurant- he’s spiraling and looking at the every second counts she instilled in him- oh god.. Oh god-
Richie has grown so much im so so proud of him! 
He is crushing on this girl from Ever so hard
IS THAT JOHN CENA?!
JOHN CENA IS A FAK I AM DBHSJABDBEBE HAHAHAHAH
Carmy is gonna get his legs broken if he doesn’t cut it out hahahaha
Fak drinking a Capri-sun LOL
Omgggg him saying to fire Marcus you are CRAZY 
Lmaooo Jimmy venting to syd and saying that carmy has a tree up his ass
Carmy finding baby pics I’m SICK
EP5 ; Final Thoughts - WOWOWOWOW This is the last ep. I am watching tonight I need to digest. This was such a cute Richie ep. I am so in love with Dad!Richie. He is such a good, good dad. I also am dead- John Cena as a Fak? And having a mikey esc. Haircut???? And smoking in the restaurant- and then them saying it smells like smoke I am dead as fuck. Richie really really wants this review to go well, I hope it does:((
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EP6 - “Napkins”
Good morning! time for e6 It is Directed by Ayo so i fear it is gonna kill me :) !
Well at least Tina has a normal clock 
Oooo get down on it!!!! Let’s go Tina!!! Get in that groove mama! 
Tina is so Puerto Rican mom I love it so so much 
Tina’s married?! I love it!! how sweet 
If Mikey’s in here- I’m gonna fucking die 
Baker tina!! Oh- customer service Tina? No! Books Tina!!! Smart girl!! that’s my lady :))
NOOOO - WHAT ?! THEY’RE LETTING HER GO?!
THIS IS WHAT LANDED HER AT THE BEEF??? THIS???
Oh Tina I’ve been there mama you’ll land on your feet :((( That’s right baby everything will be ok 
One thing about this show is all of the characters need routine 
The degree thing pisses me off to no end because of how real it is. Like shes been doing this 15 years and knows it better then someone right out of school with a stupid degree.
Awww Tina and hubs been together so long!! So sweet I love it her husband is good to her. 
I sooo love Tina is getting her moment the actress is so kind and amazing 
Woah I thought the big interview would be at the beef LOLLLL like not that it’s big but that they really need her lolll 
Oh my god. They hired someone ??? What the fuck and didnt tell her?!! RUDEEEE 
This little fucking prick oh my god yes Tina fuck him
Aw baby I wanna hug her it’ll be fine mama I know it doesn’t feel like it
Bus is delayed SO SHE COULD APPLY AT THE BEEF HAHAHAHAHA
THERES MY MANNNN RICHIEEE!! HES SO HOT AAAA
“Maam you can’t smoke in here anymore” I can’t hahaha
Everyone calling him handsome I can’t hahah he is! But still hahaha
Omggg richieeee I love him he’s always been so sociallll!! Get ready to eat with the beef Richie oh. Wow. This whole scene is so chef kiss i cant wait to write more the beef!richie
FAKS FAKS FAKS ok where’s Mikey HDBDHAHSHEBDNEBSBD. THERE HE IS IN SHFJENSNSJEJEJENDNEJWKA
MIKEY OH MY GOD JEJSNANQ
RICHIE LMAO STOP THEY ACT HOW IN KNOW THEY WOULDDD
“She can’t be crying in here” I am done LMAO
I fear I’m seeing the Mikey crush AAA “sandwich really that bad??” Stop being funny !! I also see how he got Carmy out of his panic attacks what a brother stop Mikey!! Why would you do that Mikey everyone loved you so muchhh 🥺💔
Gosh Mikey IS so handsome
THE HAUNTED EXPLODING TOILET THAT CARM IS STILL DEALING WITH HAHAHAHA
oh my god Carmy takes after him SO SO SO MUCH oh my god Carmy takes after him so much 
Oh my gosh I didn’t realize she was older then Richie!! 46 means something in this show- did Mikey…at 46? If he did I will fucking sue 
OMG SHOWING HER THE PIC OH ANS TELLING ABOUT CARMY SHUT UP HE “hes the shit” he wasn’t allowed to work at the beef because mikey knew that he’s better then the beef. He sees so much in him I knew that was the case!!! I’m sick 
My god !! Carmy!! Takes!!! After Mikey so fucking MUCH!!! 
Oh Mikey- oh. Mikey. Oh Mikey. Oh Mikey. Oh Michael Berzatto. Hit me while I’m down PAL kick me why don’t you?! “I knew I was gonna get skipped because I had people to take care of” I knew this episode would make me sick. 
oh my god when Tina said she loved Mikey she loved Mikey like a good friend and I am so gutted when Carmy says everyone loved Mikey and he just lit a room up and could make anyone comfortable oh my god I’m so gutted!!!!!!!!!!! 
EP6 ; Final Thoughts - This episode let us truly meet Michael & oh my god it’s almost painful to watch these back to back like- this is a lot to digest holy fuck. When Carmen talked about a temp in a room and how Mikey could feel it then lean into it and manipulate it however he wanted. He did such a good job portraying that. I’d give anything for him to have just called Carmy when he was on that bridge and for him to have answered and for Carmy to change his mind. Oh my god I’m so- like oh my god? This show. I can’t.
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EP7 - “Legacy”
Carmy so pretty :)
Oh Richie. Thinking about :((( everything. 
Syd thinking of Carmy 
SHE IS GETTING POACHED BY EVER MAN OH NO
good Carmy is back at AI-ANON 
so much fucking family hahahah god I love Italians hey uncle Gary! 
*sighs* good morning, Syd. 
Oh. Ok he’s opening his own place ok…and he’s asking her I KNEW IT POACHER!! POACHER!!!!!
oh my god he’s offering her a real CDC job - with a real good salary,  it would be healthier for her sadly!!!!!!
How’d I headcanon Carmy knew French PUUUURRIODD 😌
“You look nice” ha. Ha. Ha.  Shoot me in the FUCKING FACE
The gum chewing HNNNNG IM CHEWING ON MY CAGE
“That sounds legendary pal” I WANT TO KISS HIM ON HIS STUPID MOUTH 
ARE THEY PART TIME THE BEEF NOW?!! OH MY GOD- THEY ARE!!! EBRA IS LIVINGGGG HAHAH OMG THIS IS SO COOL???
“Matter of fak supply” LOL
Richie is taking this so seriously which makes me more mad how Carmy treats him like he really is so good at the job and loves it.
Aw he really misses Tiff. :( he’s so different now and wishes he could go back so bad but he’s gonna find someone that I’ll be very jealous of bc I need this man SO BAD
Oh him crying abt Mikey- no stop I can’t 
SYDS TURN IN THE BOXESS HAHAHAH
“Hey grandpa” “hey grandma” I love Ebra and Tina sm lol and her mimicking his accent they’re adorable 
“Maybe you can go fuck, Ted” hahahaha I love telling people to go fuck now 
Eva’s drawing in Richie’s host book 🥹🫶
Carmen I wanna choke you out so bad!  Can you take a single suggestion ???
THE BABY IS COMING :D!!!!
EP7 ; Final Thoughts - Another good episode!! Very balanced which I like, the character centered episodes feel very heavy but I still love them. I'm just happy that we got a little bit of a second to breathe!! I think it’s cool how they’re doing the beef on the side, like so cool! I never thought of that as an option. Because it’s true the neighborhood would probably miss their local sandwich spot! I liked this episode a lot :) Carmy can go fuck this episode, though he’s in the dog house and I hope Syd leaves to teach him a lesson! (& it makes him realize he loves her!!!)
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EP8 - “Ice Chips”
I’m guessing before we start Nat is gonna find comfort not in her brother, but in Syd! 
Oh poor Nat all alone :( PETE ANSWER THE PHONE- SYD ANSWER -CARMY ANSWER !!! SOMEONE ANSWERRRRR
CLAIRE SHES FINDING COMFORT IN CLAIRE. NO HER MOM!!! OH MY GOD OH DONNAAAAAA WHAT 
oh my god Donna SUGAR oh my god sugar snapping on Donna I can’t 
COACHING. SHES BEING A MOM HAHAHAH PLEASEE 
someone get someone here other then Donna 
My Scorpio sissy Natalie !!! 11/10/88 (this confirms to me carmy is still in his 20s theres no way hes 33 when nat is 34)
Donna needs to leave this is the worst she’s the worst birth partner ever 
At least Donna is being nice 
She never told her mom she was pregnant??? Wow!
Donna’s labor with Carmy being so incredibly hard is honestly canon! That is so funny actually. Yeah that kid makes everything hard for himself! 
lol you get that epidural queen!!!
I’m glad Donna is hearing that she scared them as children. 
Donna is an alcoholic because her mother had problems
Ok I’m feeling Donna sympathy 
Oh a mothers love. Please STOP THIS I DONT WANN A FEEL BAD FOR DONNA 
EP8 ; Final Thoughts - wow. Wowowowowowowowow 0 Carmy and 0 Richie basically but this was nats episode and Donna’s! I am happy we were able to see the sweet side of Donna, I think (and hope !!) she is on the right path to sobriety!!! This episode was very tender , I loved hearing about their childhoods more <3 Nat is gonna be a good mommy!!!
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EP9 - “Apologies”
Magic? Ok sick, ok Marcus!! That’s who was watching this ok then wonder what thats about?
“Claire is peace” please- the thought of her gives you a panic attack. 
He’s gonna apologize this episode Jesus we wasted a whole season still no sydcarmykiss. It’s ok guys stay strong we’ll be there next season 
Yes Syd leave him 
Carmen you are nuts!!! 
Richie and Carmy staring at eachother through the window like bears about to kill eachother is freaking me out.
Syd say it -
Oh wait it’s the funeral for ever lol! I forgot that’s the funeral. Ok not worried 
He goes to the walk in to try to make it in his mind like he hasn’t waited all this time to apologize hahahaha 
AND RIGHT TO SYD AND THE AGREEMENNT I DJSJEBDJSJEHSHWHSBD SYDCARMY TILL I dIEEEE
“Missing one, that wouldn’t the the thing happened to be wedged up your ass the last few weeks is it?” JIMMYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus this man’s eyes literally glow blue 
He owes him sooo much money wow 
Tina and Marcus are so cute
Carmy and his drawings are adorable 
Ten minutes left and Carmy hasn’t said sorry lol 
His little smile at the farm AAAA
Syd ls bringing them food before Carmy 
No she’s right Carmy I’m sorry why wouldn’t it be immediate insurance what is … wrong with you?
Oh my god fak going to see Claire Fak leave now no no no no no no no no oh my god this is so bad 
Mommy Nat 🥹💖
Aw Carmy looking at mikes funeral card 😭💔
EP9 ; Final Thoughts - Why does this season not feel done?! Well prob because they’re gonna do a season 4. But still there’s no way they can finish all of this in one episode. Holy moly the Faks need to stop interfering this is so bad!!!! Too many Faks!! Ok I can’t last episode time AAA
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E10 - “Forever” !!!!!!
This mentor I like very much 
He took the popes nose thing from this mentor hahaha
This man who mentored Carmy it’s understandable why he was so driven or like, inspired to keep going
LUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LUCAAA LUCA LUCA LUCA LUCA
LUCA LUCA HES SO CUTE HRJJEJSJEJDNDJSNSNS “is that injected? Or is it…oh..ok” CUTE SHY EMBARASSED LUCAAAAAA
OMG CARMY MINGLING GOOD BOY!!!
Richie is crushing on Jess hard 
Luca oh baby I wanna kiss himmm oh him 
SYDYFBDNANA. SYD SYD SYD SYD CARMY IS GONNA EXPLODE 
oh my fid oh my god oh my god oh my god his boss his his oh my god 
Oh my god oh m y god “working for a bad boss is the worst because the culture you’re a part of is the culture you create” Carmen is spiraling rn (the next chapter of my oc fic is gonna go crazy)
Syd being more sociable then Carmy bc Carmy is panicking 
This smug bastard loves that he makes Carmen squirm I wanna punch him
“This is why you’re alone you can’t handle this” I’m going to fucking stab something
Carmy finds 0 joy in cooking anymore. 
Richie is so lovable the boss loves him and knew him for less then a week hahahahah
Carmy OH CARMY CARMY CARMY OH CARMY  “generally being you” my jaw is my jaw my jaw my jaw my jaw my jaw on THE FLOOOOORRRRRRRRRR. Oh my god. He’s such this asshole boss I hope he dies holy fuck HOW DARE HE HOW DARE HE HOW DARE HE HOW DARE HE. I WANT TO PEEL OFF HIS SKIN
Luca and Syd??? Ok- I say go for it queen
My mind is blown so far this is so amazing but also how the fuck hasn’t he sorted with Claire and S3 is closing???
Omg after party at SYDS?! Where is Carmy??? literally Marcus and Tina are there and the Faks?? He has to be seeing Claire there’s no way why would he miss out on this!!!!
If only Carmy got to be apart of something fun. Of course he’d deprive himself. OF COURSE
He is… giving Syd ptsd like his boss did to him. She is having done to her what was done to him.
Oh Syd. Oh Syd. Oh you need to get out of there baby it’s killing you. I hate seeing her upset its hurting me.
Their review was bad…. :((((((((((((
YES I KNEW ITTTTTT!! TO BE CONTINUED !!!!! ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL
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EP10/S3 ; Overall Final Thoughts -
IM CRYING omggggg omg omg omg omg omg omg the whole thing with the boss had me in actual tears. TB&HH is about to eat so hard so so hard oh I have so many ideas AAAA and I’m so in love w Richie even more then last season he is totally crushing on Jess. Oh my god syd needs to get out of the bear Carmy is actually killing her. He is doing to her what his boss did to him and that’s evil!!! Evil evil. Oh my god so many thoughts I have but wow just wow. I can’t most of all wait to read the rest of the fandoms thoughts WOW my fics are about to eat I’m so inspired ALSO SydCarmy fics are about to be so angsty and eeeeeaaaatttttt!! He is slowly killing his girl, also - him being able to say sorry to syd but not claire??? I’m mad that the Faks had so much screentime like they were funny sometimes sure, but waywaaay too much faks. Not enough Nat, not enough MARCUS!! The most powerful touching scene or at least most inspiring of the season for me was the one with carmy & his old boss the sack of shit, that scene is gonna propel tb&hh so farrrr also this whole season is going to! Im so excited to keep writing that. I see people are not liking this season in my peeks on my home page (i didnt want to taint my thoughts) but im kinda surprised - like yes we didn’t wrap everything up & there were too many faks and not enough syd BUT the cinematography was stunning, and we got to see in carmys head which is what i predicted - this season was to get in his head to see 2 main things 1) how he does what he does 2) why he is how he is - and we got both of those answers, I think everyone was expecting this to be the last season and it was never going to be! In order to wrap this up we had to fully understand why carmen is how he is, are you all catching my drift here? I cant wait for S4!!! I feel it that SydCarmy will happen, I know that chefkids will put it in to words because their brain is much bigger then mine - but wow wow and wow. I’m gonna have to watch each episode 10 more times to digest it but wow. Loved it! MOST OF ALL I CANT WAIT FOR S4!!!!!! AAAAA
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wakandabiitch2 · 2 years ago
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I watched Ms.Marvel today for the very first time.All six episodes within a span of 6 hrs and...
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She is my girl.Go argue with a stone (Marvel ISTG DONT EVEN THINK ABT IT-)
Idk if it's just me who hasn't seen many posts and tweets yet but why do I see nobody talking abt the show and HER?? Iman Vellani did a very good job ONG LIKE I WANNA PROTECC™ AND HUG HER ANY MOMENT I CAN
I know that representation has always mattered but I understood it on a very deep level today.The joy I felt everytime I heard the people in the show speaking in Hindi and Urdu...maaaann I literally teared up everytime!! "haan chalo beta"🥹🥹🥹 The way Iman portrays Kamala is sooo good and how proud Kamala's Ammi and Abbu were in the last episode GAWD I COULDNT STOP CRYING I'm not kidding ok??Proud best friends,proud brother I WANT AAMIR TO BE MY BROTHER TOO BYE- proud parents,proud community IT WAS SO NICE TO WATCH 😭 Iman is a bundle of cuteness and I will never get over her SHE HAS MY HEART and OMGGG THE WEDDING DANCE GEEZ I LITERALLY PLACED MY PHONE ON A TABLE AND DANCED ALONG TO THE MUSIC and the ILLUMIN-AUNTIES LMAOOOO 😭 and hearing Desi music which were included here and there in every episode MAN THE EMOTIONS AAAANNND TO TOP ALL OF THIS (for me)....
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I HAD TO PLACE MY DEVICE DOWN FOR A MINUTE TO PROCESS THIS and the other south indian languages too and OMGGGG THE SONG FROM LINGAA in the first episode I CAN TALK ABT THIS AND THIS ALONE FOR DAYS like I know it's just the title and just the beginning of the song BUT IT'S A WIN FOR ME and hey!!Mr.Farhan Akhtar looked dashing might I add....but Waleed,you will be missed.Thank you ❤️‍🩹
Kamala Khan rlly said "Your new comfort character coming right through" AAAAGGRHRHHHH I will give my life for her when it comes to it- and her powers are so beautiful to look at I MEAN THE VIBRANT COLOURS??!! 😩🤌✨️
And Sadie.KAREN.Deever.I WAS SO MAD WHENEVER SHE SHOWED UP Barging into a mosque JUST LIKE THAT??She was humbled very well at the end tho felt very satisfying😌
Yeah,no,nope.I'm not gonna leave this site without talking abt my boy and my tech wizard BRUNO ("Brian"😭💀) CARELLI you absolute cutie pie TEAM BRUNMAL FOREVER 😍🥰😘❤️✨️
omg what did I come up with -
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Look at his face...must protecc™ 🥺🤏
Almost shifted to team K&K (iykyk) and then Najma and the "Clandestines" showed up,everything went downhill and there we go - "Jalebi baby" playing in the bg when he came out of the pool and Nakia and Kamala going "Masha allah" I GIGGLED- ngl when he and Kamala held hands and their powers glowed together AAGHHHH😩🦋🦋 I was like KISS KISS KISS but Bruno showed up lmfaooo sorry I laughed -
NOT TO FORGET Hasan and Aisha OMFGG sunshine boy and grumpy girl at first sight SO TRUE 😭❤️ Hasan saying that he couldn't blame baby Sana for looking at Aisha like she was magic GOOSEBUMPS AND 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Nani,Ammi and my girl bonding 🥹🥹🥹
Ammi said "She's not short.The dress is too long" my heart was so happy and then AUNTIE RUBY came in and she said that she was short and ammi agreed to it too and I was like "Typical" 🙄😮‍💨 It's always the aunties lol
The scenes which showed the after-effects of the 'Partition'...I can't 💔💔💔
ANYWAAAAYYY -
I could go on and on abt this show but I ranted too much already so - 😃✌️🚶🏽‍♀️🏃‍♀️
(Pics - from Pinterest)
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13 ROUNDS JK 13 ROUNDS JK 13 ROUNDS JK 😵‍💫🤯🫠
that’s it, that’s the ask. K ily bye 🏃🏽‍♀️💜
um ok sorry WHY did I get NO notification of this message?!??!!? was the tumblr app doing a good thing and trying to save my sanity?? lmaoooo
istg this dropped and my brain has thought of little else since,
maybe it's time 13R!couple got another drabble......
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eoieopda · 1 year ago
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Astrology ask game ☄️
pluto ⇢ tell something supernatural that happened to you
taurus ⇢ what's your favorite food?
3H ⇢ what are some of the topics you like to talk about the most?
7H ⇢ what do you consider green flags in a relationship?
<3 ok bye
omg thank you for putting the questions here so i don’t have to go back and forth on mobile, lol.
pluto: okay SO, when i was in undergrad, i was asleep in my bed. my roommate was out of town, so i was the only one home at the time. i woke up suddenly because i got hit in the face with something, sat up, and saw a PENNY on my blankets. i’m convinced that this was a ghost; i won’t hear otherwise.
taurus: oh fuck. fuck!! tbh, my love for crab rangoons (🤌🏻) is boundless. i can think of better foods, for sure, but they have such a firm place in my heart, lmao.
3H: k-pop, my career, music generally, cryptids/paranormal/etc., horror movies, and socio-political stuff!
7H: (i love that you’re asking about green flags after our conversation this morning, lmaoooo) hmmmm. speaking maturely about their exes, having healthy relationships w/ whoever they consider family, the willingness to be SILLY and RIDICULOUS on a regular basis, also?? remembering shit i say + “showing up”, physically and/or emotionally ✨
<3 ok bye
send me an astrology ask 🌞
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061801 · 11 months ago
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You know that one person who is just never happy for you and has to make it seem like your accomplishments aren’t great? It feels like the world is in a competition with that person. And for some reason it’s cool to barely be happy about things. If small things make you really happy, you’re on drugs or you’re weird asf. They say “that’s not even that cool” as if ur not supposed to be happy and there’s like a rule book on what to get happy about. I said happy like 70 times lmaoooo k bye
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simp47koreancrackheads · 2 years ago
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I WAS going to read this later but one look at the warnings and I lost all hope 💀 “him changing positions like he changes songs” holy fucking shit😭❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 I loved the way that this started so sweetly and cute🌸 I didn’t know high jk would be so soft and cute and well now here I am🥲 and fuck😭 they making out had me all smiling blushing and shit bc they were so cutely intimate that I fell for them right there💘 and all the inside jokes ✋🏼😭 I’m telling you it was perfect!! 💘 the way he went from a soft dom to sub and then dom again 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 the dick piercings 🥴🤤❤️‍🔥 the way they just couldn’t get enough of each other ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 THE SPITTINGGGGGGGGGJAKAPZIQHMAPXPAUGYOPNCXGJOA literally I can’t think of more words other tan cute perfect hot dirty funny cheffkiss 🤤🤤💘💘💘💘💘 this jungkook just hits different ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 you’re amazing and I loved this to bits and I can’t wait to reread it lmaoooo🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼😍😍😍😍 thank you for sharing your first jungkook with us 💘💘💘💘 and yes I’m editing this because I forgot to mention that that photo at the end was NOT NECESSARY (yes it was, thank you), it wrecked me more than I already was and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers. K bye💜
What, now?
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For as long as you and Jungkook have been friends, your feelings for him have been unrequited. Or have they?
☁ Jungkook x Reader ☁ word count: 13.6k ☁ friends to lovers, requited unrequited, pwp, flulff, explicit smut, nsfw, 18+ ☁ warnings: switch jungkook & switch reader, smoking weed, playful swatting and hitting (idk i'm an aries venus and i tend to playfully hit the people i love), tension and confessions, shot-gunning smoke, making out, light teasing and begging, anxiety, use of "baby" and "good girl/good boy", oral sex (f & m), fingering, a bit of squirting, dick piercingsssss, deepthroating, a hint of humiliation and cum play and spit, cum swallowing, unprotected sex, jungkook changes positions like he changes karaoke songs, booty eating and fingering, a bit of cockwarming, soft feelings. ☁ note: the time has come. i have written my first every jungkook fic! i am very excited to be taking this important step, and i hope that you enjoy it. please blame/thank @jjkeverlast for putting this idea into my head and brainstorming with me! this contains literally the barest plot! ☁ beta read by @neoneunnajimin and @blog-name-idk 🥰 i love you both very much! ☁ posted march 2023 | read on ao3 ☁
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"What, now?" Jeongguk asks, blinking heavily from staring at some fixed point on your comforter. 
Frustrated, you sigh out a puff of smoke and set the joint onto a clear glass ashtray on your bedside table. Then you grab a pillow, gripping tightly to its soft, floral covering, and you chuck it at him. 
"Oh, for the love of—" you complain as the pillow hits his shoulder, and he lets out a deep oof. "—you are impossible, Jeongguk!"
Jeongguk clutches his heart, feigning dramatically to be wounded, and leans back. Then, fear paints his face, and you realize he might actually be tipping over the edge of your bed as his arms flail out to the sides. 
With an exasperated huff, you get onto your knees and lean forward, grabbing one of his flailing arms and yanking him to safety. As Jeongguk slouches toward you, your balance slips, and you crash headfirst into his knee, then roll onto your back in defeat as a throbbing ache blooms in the center of your forehead. 
Jeongguk bends—brows knit with concern and wide, deep brown eyes accentuated by his browline glasses—staring straight into your soul. As he reaches to touch you, his dark brown curls fall forward, framing his beautiful face, causing you to panic-gasp and swat at his hand.
"Get away from me, you demon!"
"I'm sorry! Your bed is tall; I could have died!" he whines as you roll to safety by your headboard and scramble back into a seated position. You reach for the joint to take another deep inhale, letting the smoke settle before breathing it out, then you lean forward and hand it over. 
"You go so far away when you're high," you grumble as you sit back, snatching another pillow to hug close. 
"Sorry," Jeongguk mutters as he takes a slow, deep hit, hissing as he inhales and sighing on the exhale. "I get lost in my thoughts." 
With a scoff, you roll your eyes. 
"What were you thinking of, hmm?" 
Jeongguk flits his gaze to you, which appears a bit sad, stirring something inside your tummy. For as long as you have known Jeongguk, he has been lighthearted and relaxed, finding levity in any situation. But lately, when you hang out, there is a heaviness—a tension, almost. Something hangs in the air—something he always seems on the edge of voicing but never does. 
Jeongguk leans forward and hands you the joint, but rather than straightening out after you reach for it, he stays anchored on his palm, slouched in front of you. With a sigh, he cocks his head and says, "I don't know. What if I—" his eyes search around and past you, then return, "—what if you don't like what I've been thinking about?" 
Ridiculous. The only thing Jeongguk could ever do to upset you is move to a new city or find some other way to pull the two of you apart. As long as your best friend is in your orbit, nothing can hurt you. 
And, sure, the fact that you have a huge, overwhelming, insurmountable, absolutely dizzying fucking crush on him is frustrating—bordering infuriating, at times—but you suffer out of love. At least, that is what you tell yourself. You can yearn until the end of time as long as your best friend never leaves you. 
Jeongguk clears his throat and settles back on his knees. You could swear his gaze falls past your eyes—lower, to your mouth—but he seems once again lost in thought, making him hard to read. 
"I want to kiss you," he finally blurts out. 
You choke on air, inhaling too sharply and coughing, squeezing your pillow tight. Jeongguk's shoulders slump forward, and he hangs his head and shakes it, letting out a soft, somewhat humorless laugh as he sits back up and crosses his arms over his chest. 
"Forget it," he mutters. 
Absolutely not.
"Jeon Jeongguk," you wheeze, gripping the corner of the pillow and swatting him with it, hitting his knees. He glances at you with a sad, somewhat distant expression, and your head fucking spins as you try to make sense of this situation. 
"Is this just like...high talk?" you ask, suddenly feeling panicked that your very attractive best friend is talking about kissing you. "Like, I don't know, is the weed making you say silly shit?" 
A frown tugs on Jeongguk's pretty lips. 
"Silly shit? Wow, yeah, forget I said anything." 
"That's not—" you feel guilty, sighing, "—Jeongguk—" 
"No, no," he interrupts, waving a limp defeated hand. "Never mind." 
You remember the joint in your grasp and take a useless puff, having to grab for the baby blue lighter sitting beside the ashtray and flick your thumb over the wheel a few times until a flame greets you. Gently, you inhale as fire engulfs the tip, bringing it back to life, and then, with a lungful, you pass it to your best friend, who gives a sad half-smile and says, "Thanks." 
As you settle back against your headboard, clenching the lighter in your fist and hugging your pillow tight, your mind races. You struggle to grab onto any one thought long enough to really comprehend it; all you can seem to focus on is when? When could this feeling of his have started? 
Jeongguk chuckles, but it lacks any mirth. And then he mutters, "Here, I thought I was being super obvious," causing your mouth to drop open. 
"Okay, but...since when?" 
"I've had feelings for you since the day we met," Jeongguk states, looking into your eyes, causing your stomach to do a backflip. 
"Since wh—what? You what?" 
Jeongguk opens his mouth to speak, but you wave your hands in the air, lighter wedged under your pinky and ring finger, to cut him off. 
"No! Because, I have had feelings for you since the day we met! Which means—oh, god, what have we been doing?" 
"I was a dork when we first met," Jeongguk grumbles, though he seems to have lightened up, smiling through his words. 
Laughter quakes through you, and you nod your head cartoonishly, still absolutely dumbfounded by all of this. 
"You were! You were smart, and funny, and kind, and even when your nose was still too big for your face, you were still the cutest dork I knew!"
The Jeongguk you met all those years ago, when he was tiny and shy, was already the love of your life. And as you aged and he began to bulk up, covering himself in tattoos and piercings, it only made your heart ache all the more.
Jeongguk's gaze falls, and a shy smile creeps across his face. He plays with the little metal ring in his lip, passing his teeth gently over it, then he looks back up, making firm eye contact. 
With his voice dropping an octave lower, he asks, "You really have feelings for me?"
The shift in his tone and demeanor makes your heart pound, and you attempt to take a drag from the joint, realizing after two dazed inhales that it has gone out, once again. Sheepishly, you hold up the lighter and flick your thumb over the wheel once, then twice, watching as sparks fly and wondering if it is in any way symbolic or if that is the weed taking over your cloudy little brain and making you too hopeful for your own good. 
With a deep inhale, you reignite the joint—hoping you have done a better job than last time—then you hold in the smoke and hand it back, feeling yourself become antsy under Jeongguk's intense gaze. He brushes his fingers against your knuckles as he slowly takes the dwindling offering and pulls it to his mouth, and you barely part your lips to let the smoke leave your lungs, watch intently as he sucks in and then smiles, licking his lips before slowly exhaling. 
A chuckle breaks you from your trance, and you blink heavily while sitting up straight, gripping the life out of the pillow with your forearms. The weed, Jeongguk's confession, and his shift in mood all have you feeling lightheaded. You clear your throat and toss your lighter to the bedside table, which clatters on impact.
"Of course I do," you mutter, finally returning to the conversation that had hung as thick and heavy as the cloud of smoke between you. "Have you seen yourself, Jeongguk? Everybody has feelings for you."
Jeongguk smiles—still looks a bit shy, but with an air of confidence that makes your head spin. Although you know that there are no hallucinogenic properties to the weed you smoke—or, at least, very little—you struggle to grasp that this is reality. 
"I don't care what everybody feels," he utters softly, leaning forward with his palms on the bed, joint sticking straight up between two fingers. "Just you."
Jeongguk crawls—fucking crawls—toward you, and you feel your brain begin to short-circuit. The air in the room is thick and warm, and you swallow a large lump in your throat. But it is his chuckle that really does you in—soft and light, and a little too deep for comfort, causing your heart to pound loudly in your ears and heavily in your chest. 
"Tell me," Jeongguk utters, entering your personal space.
It takes you a few seconds to catch up to what he is saying; all you can focus on is his looming, beautiful presence. 
"What, now?"
Jeongguk's head falls forward, and he laughs—shoulders gently bouncing. He shakes his head and looks back up at you, and god, he is devastating with his hair grown out in waves and his glasses slid down his nose. Absolutely breathtaking. 
"Tell me how you feel," he urges softly, sitting up on his knees in front of you and lifting the joint to his lips. 
Your eyes once again follow every movement, and all you can mutter is, "I feel...very high."
Jeongguk laughs again, puffing smoke into your face and making you grimace—not that you mind entirely; your brain is already so hazy, thanks, in part, to him. What harm will a little smoke do?
"How you feel about me," he says, leaning in just a little too close. 
"Uh—I," you swallow, despite your throat feeling dreadfully dry. "I li—I like you. O-obviously." 
The last word is barely a whisper, and you could swear Jeongguk's eyes sparkle when you say it. Every fight or flight instinct blares at full volume as Jeongguk leans and presses his palm into the headboard just beside your head. Tan, tattooed skin fills your periphery, and you turn slightly to glance at his arm beside you before returning your focus to him.
"Come here," Jeongguk says, lifting what is left of the joint to his lips and sucking in, then holding in the smoke as he pulls it away. He raises his eyebrows and gently grabs your arm to tug you forward, and you lean just enough for him to take your invitation and close the gap, pressing your lips together. 
Your eyes widen, and your first instinct is to take a sharp inhale because, holy fuck, Jeongguk's mouth is against yours, and he feels so perfectly soft and inviting. Instead, you part your lips slowly, and as you do, Jeongguk exhales, passing the smoke from his mouth to yours in a dizzying exchange. You hold it in, then swallow it back, exhaling through your nose as Jeongguk smiles against you and begins to back up.
But you do not want Jeongguk to back up. You have felt his mouth on yours, and you need more than just a taste. Frantically, you reach up and grip onto his shirt, tugging him close.
With a soft, "Oing?" he falls forward, pliant.
Jeongguk smells musky and sweet, and you gently drag his lip between your teeth, tasting metal and smoke. With a sigh that sounds awfully close to a whimper, Jeongguk opens his mouth and drags his tongue over your lips and teeth, causing you to let out something between a moan and a sob, feeling Jeongguk smile as he deepens the kiss, willing your mouth further open. 
There is a sweetness to Jeongguk's tongue hidden beneath the stinky taste of weed, and you lick into his mouth, chasing hints of him, gasping as he lets out faint noises. Despite all of this being very real—every sense filled with Jeongguk—you struggle to accept that this is actually happening. Finally, after all this time. 
Jeongguk lifts his hand to touch you, grazing his fingertips over your cheek, and sending sparks through you. Then he pulls from the kiss, and swears under his breath, sighing with annoyance. You open your eyes to find him still cradling a dead joint between his fingers, which he drops onto the ashtray, only to begin wiping fallen ash off your comforter.
"Jeon," you grumble, despite hardly caring about the ash; you just like to give him a hard time.
"I'm sorry for my fault," Jeongguk mutters as he returns to your lips. 
Your hand still clenches onto his shirt, and you chuckle into his kiss, keeping your face turned only enough to slot your noses side by side, slowly licking and sucking and savoring one another. Gradually, your brain and heart stop operating in panic mode, and you begin to notice the arousal that swirls through you—hot and eager for more. 
To your dismay, Jeongguk breaks from the kiss and rests his forehead against yours. 
"Is this alright?" he asks, and you open your eyes to find him appearing concerned. 
"I like it," you respond, fuzzy and warm. 
"You have no idea—well, actually you probably do have some idea how long I have wanted to do that."
You nod and hum, "Mmhmm."
"So..." Jeongguk trails off, playing with his lip ring between his teeth, sitting so close, everything appears blurred. "What, now?"
Your tummy does a backflip, and you cannot help but chuckle softly. What, now, indeed. 
With a hum, you mutter, "We could keep kissing."
"We could..." 
Jeongguk slots his lips against yours as he trails off, and you wonder if there is something more to his tone, so you hum—a question, or, perhaps, encouragement to continue. 
Rather than elaborate, Jeongguk sucks your bottom lip gently between his teeth. Your mouth falls open as you gasp, and he deepens the kiss, wrapping an arm around your back while he cradles your cheek softly as you slide your hands to his neck, eager to keep him close. The back and forth of your tongues is an addicting dance, and you find yourself moaning and gasping a little louder, pulling him a little closer. 
Jeongguk makes soft, inviting sounds of his own, and you fight the urge to claw at his clothing and beg him for more. You are certain that he must want it too—that this kiss must be affecting him the way it affects you—but you are unsure how to initiate more; what if this really is all he wants?
With a deep, needy groan, Jeongguk pulls from the kiss, and he appears timid when he sits back enough to look you in the eyes. Taking in the sight of him this close, with his pretty, dark curls framing his face—this close that you can count each mole and scar that graces his skin—you feel warmth rise to your cheeks. Jeongguk seems to be searching for something to say, then he drops his gaze. 
"Hey," you mutter as you lean in and place a soft peck on the apple of his cheek. "Where did you go?"
Jeongguk softly laughs, tugging his lips into a smile. 
"I just...I can't believe this is finally happening...I'm finally kissing you."
A smile creeps over your lips. 
"Me too." 
Jeongguk backs away further, and you stick your bottom lip out to pout. You are in the midst of a solid high, with everything feeling simultaneously too light and too heavy, and you want to keep making out with your super hot best friend.
"My legs are falling asleep," he complains as he crawls beside you and rotates, sitting against the headboard.
Beside you, his hand rests palm facing up, and you place your hand into his, slotting your fingers together. Holding Jeongguk's hand is nothing new, but now it feels different—now there is an electric current that buzzes lively between your palms. 
"Way to ruin the vibe," you tease, giving him a gentle squeeze. "I was getting into it."
Jeongguk tugs on your hand, and you glance up, meeting his gaze. 
"Come here, then."
And perhaps you should hesitate before swinging your leg over your best friend's thighs to straddle his lap. Perhaps this—whatever the fuck this is—that is happening between you deserves a conversation before it moves too much further. But you do not want to dwell on anything for too long. All you want to do is sink into this moment until you are too far below the surface to breathe, succumbing to the chaos and letting it swallow you whole. 
You climb onto Jeongguk's lap, still holding onto his hand, and you settle down on his thighs, gently touching your fingertips to the underside of his chin and slotting his lips against yours. Jeongguk smiles and holds his mouth pliant for you to explore, then he wraps his arms around you, sliding one hand up to your neck as he deepens the kiss. 
Making out with Jeongguk is a dream you never want to wake from. His scent is soft and welcoming and smells like home—hints of fresh cologne on top of the natural sweet musk that you have come to identify as him. And his voice is low and grumbly, with a pitchy lilt whenever you nip at his lip, and it stirs something deep inside you to pull more of those pretty sounds from his throat. 
He feels incredible beneath you. Firm but soft, gentle but insistent in his touch—eager but not pushy or too rough. His lips are sweet, spit-slicked heaven, and the more you kiss and suck and nibble, the more enamored you become. 
Jeongguk groans and mutters, "You feel so good," and it sparks something in you to lean into him, chest flush against his. He holds you tighter, gently squeezing the back of your neck, then he breaks from your lips to kiss your chin and trail down to your throat. 
The new sensation sends arousal flooding through you, and you whimper as you somewhat mindlessly roll your hips. Jeongguk groans against your skin, his grip on you tightens, and if you are not mistaken, it feels like a tremble quakes through him. 
“Easy, tiger,” Jeongguk warns as his hand squeezes the back of your neck.
You let out a playful, "Hmm?" before rolling yourself against him once more, and Jeongguk gasps as he slides his hands down to your hips, holding you firmly in place as he returns his mouth to yours.
"You're entering dangerous territory by doing that," he grumbles against you.
You draw lazy shapes with your tongues between each sentence, swallowing one another's words whole. 
"Dangerous how?"
"You're grinding yourself against my dick," he whines through a helpless chuckle.
"I know."
You open your eyes to find his wide, and he grins, shaking his head in disbelief before his gaze darkens. 
"You know, huh?"
Another hum—a deep, enticing, "Mmhmm"—as you attempt to roll your hips again, finding yourself stuck hovering over his crotch instead. 
"Are you trying to get me hard?" he asks, tilting his head back so you can look at him fully. 
Jeongguk already appears somewhat wrecked. With a hint of dew on his forehead, pink on his cheeks, and hair a little disheveled, he is so fucking pretty. 
And maybe it is the weed talking—making you bold enough to say shit like this to your best friend in the whole entire world—but you ask, "And what if I am?" while holding brazen, unwavering eye contact.
Jeongguk stares at you for several quiet seconds with his pretty lips parted, eyes roving as if studying you. Then, in an eager motion, he whips his glasses off, tossing them to your bedside table in a clatter as he gently but firmly takes your face in both hands and kisses you like a man desperate to never breathe anything but the oxygen from your lungs.
You moan into Jeongguk's mouth and roll your hips, this time angling forward to graze denim against denim with purpose. Jeongguk whimpers into your mouth and slides one arm down, past your shoulder, to your hip, holding tight while he thrusts upward. You are unsure if you actually feel him—only really noticing rough fabric scrape over rough fabric—but the intensity of his kiss and eagerness of his hips have arousal coursing through you, steadily building. 
"Are you sure?" Jeongguk groans into your lips, and you nod.
"I've wanted you for at least a million years; of course I am sure."
A soft chuckle flits from his mouth to yours. 
"A million years? How many lives is that?"
Impatience courses through you—why is he so determined to be chatty now, of all times? 
You grumble, "I don't know, Jeon, twelve or thirteen thousand, give or take?" and Jeongguk smiles against you. 
“I guess I should hurry up and fuck you then, since you’ve waited so many lifetimes for it.”
The nonchalance of his statement sends a chill up your back. He must feel it, because he giggles and continues to suck and nip at your neck, pushing you to the brink of complete mental collapse.
"What is your problem?" you whine, lolling your head to the side to give him more access to you. "How can you just say that?"
"Do you not want me to fuck you?" Jeongguk asks between nips at your skin. 
You shove at his chest, feeling petulant, grumbling, "I am going to fucking kill you."
With a chuckle, Jeongguk wraps his arms around your back, lifts you, and then lies you down against the mattress. It happens so fast, you gasp and throw your arms over your head as you fall gently against the soft comforter, and Jeongguk grins as he leans forward, hovering over you.
"Tell me what you want," he says with wide eyes—blown out and bloodshot. 
"I w—I want you," you stammer, suddenly too shy to voice what has been on your mind for so many years. 
Jeongguk leans close—so close his crotch grazes yours, and you instinctively wrap your legs around his thighs to keep him in place. 
"Want me how?" he asks with a devilish grin. 
"Fuck—" you mutter quietly before swallowing your nervousness, wrapping your arms around his neck, and saying, "Fuck me, Jeongguk."
Jeongguk's smile widens, and you could swear his eyes shimmer as he gazes down at you. He almost seems taken aback—unable to process that this is his reality. Not that you can blame him; you feel equally stunned. 
"You sure?" he asks, gazing becoming so soft, affection blooms behind your ribs. 
Feeling impatient, you smack Jeongguk softly on the shoulder with your fingertips. You are way too high to be repeating yourself, although you do appreciate his insistence on making sure you are comfortable. 
But the pace at which he is dragging everything out has you practically begging, "Yes, god, please, Jeongguk."
The benefit of initiating a sexual encounter with your best friend in the entire world is that you are both aware of one another's health checks and sexual histories. You have bragged and complained to one another about every single sexual encounter over the years, and have sent selfies from every doctor's office visit. 
But Jeongguk is Jeongguk, so, of course, he asks, "Still on the pill?" and he does not question it when you nod in response. 
Jeongguk reaches for the back of his shirt and swiftly pulls it over his head. As he tosses it to the side, you feel your breath get caught in your throat. You have seen Jeongguk shirtless before—have swam with him countless times, and have gone along to all of his tattoo appointments. But watching him undress with the intent of being intimate with you feels different. Having front-row access to gawk openly at his beautifully sculpted muscles is new.
Gently, Jeongguk grabs at the hem of your shirt and tugs, and you comply, pulling it over your head with a weak lift of your torso before crashing back onto the comforter once it is off. You lay in a sheer, mesh black bra, and when you begin to anchor yourself onto your elbows to unclip the back, Jeongguk shakes his head, leaning forward as he mutters, "I like it. Keep it on."
Another benefit to initiating a sexual encounter with your best friend in the entire world is that you have shared some details about what you are into with one another, over the years. Nothing too graphic because you would always shy away from serious sexual conversation, worrying about becoming too obviously flustered by him. But you know that Jeongguk tends to like things to have a bit of a power-play dynamic. He has, on several occasions, bragged openly about his sexual prowess to male mutual friends while in your presence, discussing past partners in terms of submissiveness.
So, for that reason, you stretch your hands up, over your head. Nothing too wild, but a clear sign of surrender. Jeongguk follows the movement with his eyes, then slides down your body, hovering his lips over one of your clothed breasts. 
"Keep your hands above your head," he sighs in command, ghosting warmth over your skin and giving you goosebumps. 
You let out a shaky exhale in response and nod, placing one of your hands into the other and slightly gripping, determined to be good for him. Jeongguk nudges the tip of his nose against a nipple, causing you to gasp as the touch—faint as it is—sends a spark of arousal through you.
"I always knew your tits would be amazing," Jeongguk grumbles, dragging his lips over your sensitive bud.
If you were not trying to keep your hands firmly in place, you would have delivered another smack to his shoulder for being so unserious. You even gasp and begin to complain about Jeongguk's choice of words, but he flicks his tongue against your clothed nipple, and you sigh into the feeling, already distracted.
Jeongguk chuckles and mutters, "I'm surprised you didn't try to hit me," with his lips grazing the mesh over your skin, because of course he knows you too well.
You let out a soft laugh of your own. 
"I wanted to, but you told me to keep my hands above my head."
"So good for me," Jeongguk responds deeply, sending a shiver through you. "I'm a little surprised."
"Hmm?" you ask, watching as Jeongguk glances up, making eye contact.
He smiles wide and shrugs, saying, "I expected you to be more of a brat."
The urge to smack strengthens, but you do your best to keep your hands firmly in place. Jeongguk is definitely not incorrect that you tend to be more of a brat in bed, but you were hoping to behave at least a little since this is something you have wanted for so long. 
"Keep talking shit and I'll show you a brat," you respond as you watch Jeongguk gaze up once more with a dark, pointed stare.
"Is that so?" he asks as he crawls up your body, caging your head between his hands. 
You tilt your chin upward and nod, giving him a cheeky grin. 
"It is."
Jeongguk reaches down with one hand between your legs, which you let fall open the moment his knuckles brush against your thigh. With his fingertips, he grazes over the denim crotch of your pants, following the seam up to your zipper. It is so light you can barely feel it as he passes over your heat, but it is enough to make you whimper and plead with your eyes for more. 
"I thought you wanted me to fuck you?" Jeongguk asks playfully as his head cocks to the side and pretty, dark waves fall past his face.
"I do."
"Hmm, but you're already misbehaving. So maybe I should just tease you a little and leave."
For a split second, you lift your hands from the bed with the intent of wrapping your arms around his neck, earning a raise of Jeongguk's eyebrows. Then you drop them back onto the comforter and squeeze your hands closed. 
"Please, Jeongguk," you attempt, batting your eyelashes and smiling oh, so sweetly.
Jeongguk studies you, letting his wide eyes fall to your lips and back up, then he says, "I guess I could make you beg for it."
"You are so evil," you whine, voice breathy as Jeongguk leans down and nips at your chin, down your neck. "Please don't make me beg."
"Hmm, but you already are," Jeongguk teases as his lips, teeth, and tongue travel lower. 
God, Jeongguk is as insufferable as he is irresistible, and you allow your eyes to flutter closed as his lips curve toward your breast, pinching and tugging at fabric, touching you so softly, you want to burst. His warm, moist breath fans over your skin, causing you to open your eyes, and you sigh heavily, watching as your chest rises and falls beneath his teasing. 
You have fantasized about this moment many times before, imagining the heated way in which Jeongguk might take you—a little forcefully maybe, or even a bit clumsy—desperate, and eager in his movements. You have even allowed yourself to imagine overtaking him—holding him down until he is pliant and whimpering while you tease, grazing your fingertips against his prostate until he screams, using your toys while you ride him. 
But this—slow and measured, light in touch and heavy in implication—never in a million years had anything quite like this crossed your mind. 
Jeongguk flicks his tongue against your nipple, grazing the semi-rough mesh across the sensitive skin. A gasp puffs between your lips, then you let out a soft, enticing whimper, hoping for the sound to encourage him to do more than taunt you.
"Fuck, you sound so good," Jeongguk groans, lapping his tongue over you, wetting the material. 
Satisfied with your successful encouragement, you let out a louder sound, trembling under his firm touch. Fighting the urge to reach for his hair and give it a light tug, or bunch it behind his head so you can better see his face, has you opening and clenching your fists uselessly above your head. 
Jeongguk moves lower, nipping at the underside of your breast and making you whine. The pinching feeling of soft skin between blunt teeth barely hurts at all—hardly feels like much of anything—but it takes you by surprise, and you are jumpy enough for every little sensation to be just a bit too much.
As he settles between your legs, Jeongguk's butt hits the headboard of your bed with a thunk, causing him to laugh, which, in turn, makes you laugh. 
"Scoot up," Jeongguk complains, and you begin to wiggle yourself toward the end of the bed, careful to keep your hands in place, over your head, committing fully to the good girl bit.
At the foot of your bed is a bench that sits several inches lower than the mattress, and you continue to scoot until your hands slide over the edge and rest on its cushioned top. You straighten out your legs, and Jeongguk settles onto his knees between them, then reaches to undo your jeans.
The realization hits you once more, and quite suddenly, that this is really happening. Your best friend—Jeon Jeongguk, babe extraordinaire and light of your absolute fucking life—is undressing you in broad daylight with the intent to see and to feel you.
A small wave of anxiety washes over you, and you close your eyes as he begins to wiggle your pants past your hips and yank them lower. The underwear you have on beneath is not terribly exciting—plain black, soft material, nothing too fancy. But they are cute, and you bite your lip as you smile, hoping he finds them cute, too.
A chuckle pulls you from your thoughts, and you crack open your eyes to find Jeongguk frozen with your jeans tugged half way past your thighs, while he is staring at your face. 
"Why do you look so worried?"
With a sigh, you groan, "Stop always being so intuitive."
Jeongguk's smile drops, and he lets go of your pants. 
"Is something wrong?"
He is too kind for his own good. Because, of course, he is; you are not head over heels for him without good reason. 
"No," you insist, shaking your head. Above your head, you fiddle with some unknown, thin material between your fingers. "I'm just, you know...it's a lot, letting your best friend see you naked. I definitely want you to! But it still makes me nervous."
"Oh," Jeongguk says, sitting up on his knees while he begins to unbuckle his belt and yank it from its loops. "I don't think it's a lot."
"Well, of course you don't," you respond through a bit of a nervous grin as Jeongguk sets his black leather belt aside and undoes his pants. You mutter a little more softly, "You're fucking hot."
Jeongguk shrugs and pushes his jeans down past his thighs, then sits back on his butt and begins to wiggle out of them with his legs angled to the side, past your body. 
"You are also fucking hot," he responds matter-of-factly.
You scoff. 
"Yeah, but, compared to you—" 
Before you can finish your sentence, you feel ridiculous for even beginning it, and you bite your tongue. With the way Jeongguk frowns at you as he tosses his pants aside, the point is driven home. 
"Don't—" he begins, and you nod. 
"I know."
"Then why—"
You feel impatient to continue what had been previously started, but you cannot deny Jeongguk's softness is very touching. You stretch your right leg out, feeling the denim awkwardly stretch around your thighs where Jeongguk left it, and use your foot to attempt to pull him close. 
"I get self-conscious," you admit, smiling as Jeongguk gets back on his knees and crawls between your legs. "I can be a hot bitch and feel shy, okay? I contain multitudes. Now keep undressing me."
The familiar playful, shit-eating grin that tugs at Jeongguk's lips makes your heart pound, and he leans forward, continuing his task of tugging off your pants. You twist and squeeze bits of fabric between your fingers while he leans back against the headboard and lifts your legs straight into the air, and once the denim is pulled free from around your ankles, you let your legs settle with a nice, deep, fortifying breath.
Jeongguk stops your right leg from lowering and rests your ankle on his shoulder. He kisses and nips at the skin, tickling and taunting, with his eyes on you. 
"Still nervous?" he asks. 
And although your heart beats wildly behind your ribcage, you let out a shaky breath and mutter, "Only a little."
Jeongguk leans forward more, giving your leg a nice little stretch as it presses toward your body. His lips and teeth trail along the side of your knee, sending sparks shooting through you as he nibbles at the sensitive skin and inches closer.
You have hardly had a chance to comprehend the fact that Jeongguk is practically naked, sitting only in his tight, small briefs, and you let your gaze drink in everything before you. His body is muscular, with cute rolls of skin bunched as he slouches forward, slowly working his way to settle between your legs, and you cannot take your eyes off him. 
And you wonder if perhaps he was so eager to get undressed when you said it made you nervous to be getting naked in front of your best friend as a way to ease your mind. Because that is the thing about Jeongguk, he is always looking for little ways to make you feel comfortable.
"Where did you go?" Jeongguk asks.
You blink and realize you have been staring at the top of his curly mop of hair while his mouth comes dangerously close to your pussy, and suddenly, you feel an overwhelming surge of arousal and anticipation on top of still being pretty fucking high.
"S-sorry," you mutter. "Drifted off thinking about you."
"But I'm right here," he pouts, giving you big, pretty doe eyes.
"You are," you respond through a heavy breath, acutely aware of the fact that he is right here, hovering between your thighs. 
"Keep your eyes on me," Jeongguk commands softly. "Don't space out."
A hint of a chuckle rocks through you, though it is more of a nervous laugh than a humorous one. Despite hardly doing anything, he has you so worked up, and the fact that the high is causing the arousal to ebb and flow, dulling and becoming intense, has you feeling quite flustered. 
Jeongguk lets out a deep, slow breath, wafting warmth between your legs. A small shiver works through you from the knowledge that he is so close; the number of years you have wanted him just like this are many, and the affection you feel for him is insurmountable. You hold eye contact as best as you can while Jeongguk sucks hard against your thigh, and the spark of ticklish pleasure-pain forces a huff of a small whimper to fall from your mouth while you do your best not to jerk your leg too much. 
"Such a tease," you complain.
"You know what I want you to do, baby," Jeongguk responds, bringing the world to a screeching halt. 
Baby. Oh, that definitely has a bigger effect on you than it should. This is bad for you.
"Please," you whine, because you do know what he wants you to do. He wants you to beg. "Please, Jeongguk."
"Please, what, baby?"
Your exhale is shattered around the edges, bursting heavily from your lungs. 
"Please touch me."
"I am touching you."
"Jeongguk," you whimper in a last-ditch effort. Is he really going to make you say it?
Jeongguk simply raises his eyebrows. Of course he is going to make you say it. He is absolutely reveling in this moment—with sharp, intent eyes and his lips slightly parted, it is written all over his face.
Fuck it; you can do this. You can tell the person you love more than anything in the world precisely what you want. You will not die of embarrassment. 
"Please touch my pussy, Jeongguk."
And god, it is so worth it to say those words when the result is Jeongguk's gaze simultaneously darkening and melting. He is holding it together rather well, but there are cracks in his foundation; you can tell that he wants to absolutely destroy you. 
"That's my good girl," Jeongguk groans as he leans forward and nudges the tip of his nose over your clothed clit. 
The pressure against you, mixed with his enticing words, playful voice, and all of the heavy, aching feelings you have—everything culminates and sends a wave of pleasure through you, melting you into the bed like hot wax. You squeeze your hands tightly, letting out a shattered whimper and angling your pelvis upward for more friction. 
Jeongguk drags the tip of his nose and his lips over you, teasing your labia and clit through soft cotton. The movements are so faint and so agonizingly slow, and you fight the urge to be a brat and demand more. You also try your best not to beg. Yes, Jeongguk wants you to, but why should he get the satisfaction of knowing just how affected you are, so soon? Someone as competitive and confident as Jeongguk would only use it against you if you became a mess this easily.
But you are a mess. Jeongguk settles between your legs and blows warm air across your clothed cunt, and you sink further into bliss, letting out more sounds of approval and frustration. With a sigh, you cave in—you never truly had a passing chance at holding any sort of resolve.
"Please."
Jeongguk uses his nose to tease once more.
"Hmm?" 
"Jeongguk," you groan.
"You smell nice," he mutters, wafting more warm air over you with a soft graze of his lips. "I bet you taste really sweet."
"Find out," you whine. 
Jeongguk sits up, grabs your panties in both hands, and cocks an eyebrow with a devious smile as he has the audacity to ask, "Can I rip these?"
"Wh—no! These are my coziest pair!"
Sure, you could buy a whole pack of them at a bargain price, but this particular pair is the best of the best. Jeongguk must have lost his mind.
"But it would be fun," he whines, making you roll your eyes.
"Pull them over my hips like a civilized man."
Jeongguk grumbles, "No fun," and begins to tug the material over your hips. You lift and bend your legs, and he sits back, bumping into the headboard once more to give you room. Then he flings the garment off to the side and leans forward. 
The look in Jeongguk's eye as your legs slowly drop and spread for him has warmth covering your chest, sneaking up your neck and cheeks. He looks intent and hungry, and he licks his lips. 
"Look at you," he says, staring directly at your cunt as he settles on his elbows and gently uses his fingertips to spread your lips, making you squirm.
"You're so weird," you complain, antsy under his gaze.
Jeongguk ignores your groans and leans close, dragging his lips over your spread folds. With a soft flick of the tongue, he tastes you—sending a wave of pleasure coursing to your fingers and toes—then he closes his eyes and groans. 
"Shit, you are sweet." 
You wish more than anything that Jeongguk would stop talking. One more word of praise from his mouth, and you might actually go supernova and take the entire solar system with you. Luckily, Jeongguk seems eager to use his tongue for better tasks as he dives in for more, swirling and sucking over your clit in a pattern that makes you grip onto the edge of the mattress and let out a deep, pleased moan. 
"Feels good," you whimper as arousal builds at a nearly embarrassing pace.
Everything about this situation is too much, and you let a shudder rock through you as your legs relax, spread further while your heels slide and dig across the blanket. Jeongguk also drops further and wraps his arms under your thighs, gripping your hips tightly. 
Being held in place and devoured by Jeongguk feels too good to be true, and you tilt your head up to have a look at the mess of wavy dark brown hair between your thighs. Jeongguk groans as he licks and sucks, with brows knit ever so slightly, the way he does when he is savoring his food. The mere thought of Jeongguk savoring you sends you hurtling to new heights of bliss, and you squeeze your hands closed, gripping tightly to your wrist while the other hand holds onto the soft comforter. 
Jeongguk glances up, meeting your eyes as he slowly licks a firm, slow stripe across your clit, causing your head to fall back into the bed with a moan that borders pornographic. You might be mortified by the sounds—by how quickly and easily Jeongguk has you unraveling for him—but the feeling is too good not to respond loudly in praise.
You climb close to orgasm—but not quite close enough. Your high still holds you in its clutches, and despite everything feeling intense and incredible, it is also a bit dull and hazed over.
"Ggukie," you whimper, smiling as Jeongguk growls in response. "Finger me, please."
One of Jeongguk's hands slides away from your hip, and you take in a deep, eager inhale. His fingertip teases your entrance, and when you glance between your legs, you find him slowly spinning his tongue over your sensitive bud while watching you with a smile.
"This what you want, baby?" Jeongguk asks as he presses forward, sliding his finger easily into your slick warmth.
"Fuck," you gasp. 
It is what you want, albeit not yet quite enough. Still, the way he crooks his finger upward and drags it across your sweet spot has you clawing at the blanket beneath you—has your back arching slightly off the mattress.
Jeongguk pumps his finger in and out fast enough to have your hips trembling, and when he adds another, stretching you just enough to cause a hint of pain, your mouth falls open into a desperate moan. This is what you need.
"Yes," you whimper as Jeongguk's lips and tongue return to their eager ministrations and his fingers set a dizzying pace. "That's it, Ggukie; don't stop!"
With pleased groans, Jeongguk pulls you to the edge of mental collapse, and it takes absolutely no time at all to plummet into bliss. As you cum, your entire body quakes, and you attempt to keep your thighs from clamping shut, pushing your head into the mattress as your back lifts and your heels drag. 
Jeongguk does not slow. The sensation borders overwhelming and too much, but you do your best to hold on and ride out this new type of high. At this pace, with the focused, steady rhythm of licking and sucking on your clit, you know that it will take no time at all to cum again, and you want it so badly. 
Luckily, Jeongguk is on the same page. 
"Once more, baby," he groans against you, and you squeeze your eyes closed as the high builds at breakneck speeds, never fully coming down from your first orgasm.
Rather than pressing in and out, Jeongguk changes his motion and thrusts his fingertips up into your erogenous zone. The sensation is engulfing—threatening to eat you alive—and you practically scream as the pressure sends you shooting into a new dimension of bliss. 
"Fuck," you sob between moans, feeling as if you might absolutely burst. "Fuck, fuck, oh god."
This time, as you cum, you can hear Jeongguk's fingers squelch—loud and wet—punctuating each upward thrust as you sob and tremble against the bed. 
"That's it, baby, coat my fingers," Jeongguk praises, leaving featherlight kisses against your clit and labia as he continues to finger you.
"What the fuck," you pant, feeling dizzy and overstimulated. Your body is covered in a sheen of sweat and goosebumps, cold yet burning hot, and you struggle to reconcile all the myriad feelings. 
"Didn't know you could do that?" Jeongguk asks, still fingering you to oblivion as his lips, teeth, and tongue move to your inner thigh—tickling and making you squirm.
"Do what?"
"You soaked me. Can't you feel it? It was like...a baby squirt."
"A baby squirt?" you pant in disbelief. 
Jeongguk takes a firm bite into your thigh, making you nearly kick him in the ribs, then he chuckles as his lips return to hover over your pussy. 
"What's the matter, baby squirt?"
Petulance rises—nearly overtakes the steady flood of pleasure—and you open your mouth to warn Jeongguk to never call you that again, but all you can manage to say is, "Don't you fucking da—ahhhh—" as his tongue laps over you as hungrily as before. 
You have no idea where one high ends and the next begins, and you fight the urge to grab him by the hair and pull him away, feeling so completely swallowed whole by overstimulation that you nearly scream. How the fuck is he capable of making you feel this way, this easily?
"It's too much," you whimper, heaving each breath from your lungs as you tremble from head to toe. 
"You sure you can't cum once more for me?" Jeongguk whines, gazing at you with wide, pretty eyes. 
You want to say yes—want to give him absolutely anything in this world that he may wish for—but you are far too sensitive, and you bite your bottom lip as you sheepishly shake your head no. 
"Awe, does baby squirt need a break?"
Despite being too fucked out to fight with your best friend who just made you cum at least twice—though you are unsure what you were experiencing toward the end—you sit up and land an open-palmed smack across his chest. Jeongguk grabs you by the wrist and yanks, falling back against your headboard with a wide, satisfied smile and sparkling eyes, and you allow yourself to be pulled onto your knees before toppling forward against his warm body, straddling his thighs.
"Don't call me that," you pout, feeling your own release drip from you, proving the nickname to be truer than you would like to admit. 
"It's fucking hot that I can make you so wet," Jeongguk groans as his hands find your jaw and gently pull you into a kiss. 
Is this what the two of you are, now? Best friends who kiss? Unabashedly and without preamble or explanation? You love being able to nibble on his bottom lip and fondle his metal jewelry between your teeth, pulling out all the sweet little sounds that you never imagined would come from him. Never like this. 
"It felt good," you groan when Jeongguk's lips move to your jaw and neck. "It felt really fucking good."
"Yeah?" Jeongguk responds, sucking his lips against your neck until you attempt to wiggle out of his grasp.
Jeongguk pulls you close and kisses lower, to your shoulder. This time, when he latches on, finding a far less sensitive spot, you allow it. 
"Yeah," you respond as your eyes lose focus on the brown wood of the headboard. "Fuck, I knew you'd be good, but that was..."
Your words die in your throat as Jeongguk's hands grab you by the ass and pull you onto his lap. Beneath you, a very firm erection sits nestled between your thighs, and you roll your hips downward to tease. Despite the way Jeongguk made you feel with his mouth and fingers, you are far from satiated. The moment you get your bearings, you need more. 
The whimper Jeongguk lets out makes you groan, and you take him by the face and pull him into a deep, needy kiss, detecting your own heady release on his tongue. Jeongguk relaxes, loosening his grip and holding his mouth agape for you to taste as you please. 
"I need to fuck you," he whines against your lips, sending a shiver down your spine.
"Is that so?" you respond before sucking his lip between your teeth, tasting a hint of metal.
"Been wanting you for so fucking long. You have no idea."
You smile as you say, "I'm the one who waited thousands of lifetimes, remember?"
Jeongguk squeezes your ass with both hands while rutting his hips up enough to tempt you with his erection. 
"Lay back down," he groans, and you shake your head, reveling in how quickly his pretty lips tug into a frown. 
"Not so fast," you purr as you begin to slide back, out of Jeongguk's eager grasp, leaving wet, lazy kisses on his jaw, neck, and clavicle. "It's my turn to taste you."
Jeongguk's hands fall to his sides, and as you begin to wedge your knees between his, he spreads his legs, giving you space to settle. Your lips skim over his nipple, pulling sweet gasps and sighs from his mouth, and the lower you kiss, past his abdomen, to one of his hips, his breath comes out in harsh gusts. 
Just knowing that you affect him like this makes you all the more eager to completely unravel him, and you waste no more time, slipping your fingertips beneath the waistband of his briefs while fanning warm breath over his clothed cock. You tug the material gently down and drag your lips over him, teasing him just a little as he had teased you before. And when your lips touch something small and hard, you freeze and lift your head.
"Jeongguk..." you begin, surveying his bulge, which has many small, hard, circular bulges along its length. "...what is this?"
"I never told you about those?" Jeongguk asks, and you can hear the amusement in his voice.
In all your years of friendship, you were positive that Jeongguk—your Jeon Jeongguk—has never kept anything from you. And yet, here you are, staring straight at a very big secret. When the fuck did your best friend get his dick pierced?
"N-no," you stammer as you pull the band of Jeongguk's briefs down, exposing quite the surprise, indeed. 
Not only does Jeongguk have an impressive cock—long and thick with precum beading at its pretty, reddened-brown tip—but you gently pull back his foreskin to reveal a row of four barbells along his shaft, as evidenced by the eight little metal balls that hold them in place.
"Wh—when did you—"
"Surprised?"
A scoff rocks through your chest, and you look up at your best friend. The bewilderment must be evident, and he chuckles as he gently rubs his knuckles over your cheek.
"Felt like a weird thing to tell you when I did it," he confesses with a soft smile.
You feel affronted, and your mouth falls open. 
"Why?"
Jeongguk shrugs. 
"I was dating someone at the time, so bringing up my dick felt...weird. Especially since I got these because you..."
As Jeongguk trails off, his cheeks flush, and you watch as his life flashes before his eyes. 
"Because what? I what?" you ask, feeling warmth rise to your cheeks, certain that you know where this is going.
You are into this sort of thing. Jeongguk had to listen to you drunkenly rant far too many times about the ex who did you wrong but had a dick piercing that was hard to part ways with. The thought of Jeongguk taking that information and getting his own piercings...and multiple, at that...that does things to you. 
"Jeon Jeongguk," you groan with a smile, focusing your attention back to his very hard, pierced cock, which rests neglected and leaking against his tummy. "You are full of surprises."
Before Jeongguk can respond, you lean in close and lick a firm path from the band of his briefs, along his shaft, teasing the jewelry with your tongue before lapping at the precum that has spilled over onto his tip. Jeongguk lets out the softest, neediest moan, causing you to involuntarily clench every muscle between your legs. 
"Damn, Ggukie, you sound so pretty," you praise before sucking the head of his cock between your lips, feeling the muscles of his thighs tense beneath you. 
Just a taste of his salty release on your tongue spurs you to take him as far into your mouth as you can, and you lay your tongue flat, snaking it side to side when you finally settle with his tip buried close to your throat, nearly cutting off your oxygen. Jeongguk moans and trembles as you drag your tongue over velvety skin and metal. Absolute perfection. 
You waste no time and set a steady pace, sucking your cheeks in once he is deep in your mouth, and swirling your tongue along his shaft as you pull out. Jeongguk moans incoherently, letting consonants and vowels fall at random as he grips gently to the side of your head, clearly doing his best not to rut his hips too hard or touch you too firmly. 
And perhaps now, with your best friend's cock between your lips, is a strange time to think about how fun it is to learn this side of Jeongguk and wonder just what the dynamics between you two could be—what whatever this fuck this is could blossom into. But the idea that the two of you have crossed this line, and that he is so good at making you cum, has affection bursting and blooming behind your ribs, and arousal pooling deep in your guts. You are also still pretty fucking high, which is no wonder that your mind keeps wandering. 
Realization hits—your gag reflex is dulled when you smoke—and you open your mouth just a little bit wider and take Jeongguk's thick, pierced length a little bit deeper. This time, Jeongguk's grip ends up tugging some of your hair, which only spurs you to keep his cock firmly in your throat, pressed deep until you have no choice but to come up for air. 
"Fuck," Jeongguk groans, "baby this is—"
Needing to breathe, you concede to lifting your head, holding your tongue out flat as thick strings of drool connect your lips to his tip. 
"Huh?" you ask sweetly, batting your eyelashes, watching as the last remaining thread of Jeongguk's sanity slips away.
"Can I fuck your mouth?" he asks, kiss-swollen lips agape and eyes eager-wide. 
"Sure," you reply with a shrug as if it is nothing, holding your mouth open as Jeongguk settles high onto his knees and positions himself. "Just don't hold my head too tight...in case I need to breathe."
Frantically, Jeongguk nods as he slides his hand to the back of your head, pulling you close. "Of course, yeah," he mutters, already adorably fucked out and blushing before he has had a chance to cum. 
You rest your palms flat on the bed, back arched and breasts spilling from the small mesh bralette as one strap slides past your shoulder. Jeongguk places a hand under your chin and cups your cheek with the other—almost comically gentle considering he plans to fuck your mouth.
With your tongue hung flat and wide, pooling drool at the tip, you stare up through your eyelashes. Jeongguk has a look on his face that screams affection—warm and wanting. Desire drips from your pores as saliva dribbles to your chin, and when Jeongguk lifts his thick, heavy cock to set gently on your tongue, your fingertips dig into the comforter beside your knees. 
"You look amazing," Jeongguk groans as he slowly thrusts forward, pressing in, in, in, dragging metal over your tongue. His jaw trembles as the tip slides into your throat, and you swallow around him, pleased with the lack of gag reflex, if only for the sweet satisfaction of watching him crumble above you. "Shit, baby, you look so fucking good."
Jeongguk holds himself in place and stares down at you with a reverence that makes warmth flood to your cheeks. He pulls back slowly, groaning as his eyes intently watch the movement, then thrusts forward a little harder, gasping as his cock tickles the soft skin in the back of your throat, and whimpering when you swallow around him. 
"Tap me or something if you need me to stop," he mutters, already sounding completely lost. 
You attempt to nod and flutter your eyelashes, which are already beginning to bead with tiny tears. Jeongguk curses under his breath, pulls out, then thrusts back in. His piercings are surprisingly pleasant as they slide—big enough to be noticeable but not enough to snag, though you keep your bottom teeth guarded, just in case. 
The hold on your face and chin become firmer but never rough, and Jeongguk works up to a steady pace, always pushing just far enough to pull lewd sounds from your throat—coating himself in thick saliva—but never so far that it causes discomfort. 
Watching Jeongguk's abs flex and bead with sweat as he ruts and swears and gasps causes arousal to pool between your legs and flood your system. You want him to pin you down and fuck this delicious, pierced cock into your cunt until you are cross-eyed and speaking in tongues.
Thankfully, his composure already seems to be crumbling. The grips of his fingertips are alternating too firm and slipping away, and his hips are losing their rhythm. To help him along, you attempt to tighten your throat, and you moan with each thrust, sending your praises vibrating over him. 
Jeongguk's head lolls back and to the side, then he fixes you with a desperate stare. Panting and sweating, with reddened cheeks and a crazed look in his eyes, he gives a frantic, affirming nod and groans, "So fucking close, baby. Can I cum in your mouth?" 
You attempt to nod and mutter something that somewhat resembles, "Uh-huh," and Jeongguk's lips break into a pretty smile as he tightens his hold on you and ruts his hips forward a little harder. 
"Fuck," Jeongguk moans, dropping his head back. His voice sounds like heaven, and you moan in response, eager to hear more.
Although his movements are too rushed, too out of rhythm, and even slightly too rough, you hold your mouth open and stare up, attempting to let oxygen through your nose while your fingertips dig into the comforter.
Jeongguk moans as his length twitches and pulsates in your mouth, whimpering your name like a prayer and pulling out just enough to cover your tongue in his release and lend you some airflow. And for the first time, you nearly gag. The first spurt of the viscous fluid hits the back of your throat and trickles thickly down, and you fight the urge to cough, doing your best to swallow around it. When he finally pulls out and sits back, you breathe in through your nose but hold your tongue flat to show him the mess he has made, all for you. 
"Fuck, you are perfect," Jeongguk groans while placing two fingers against your cum-covered tongue.
Jeongguk gazing at you as if you are a treasure to behold with tear-streaked cheeks and a drool-covered chin, juxtaposed with his fingers playing with the mess on your tongue, sends a flurry of emotions through you. And despite how soft he is with you, this entire scene feels somewhat humiliating. The grin breaking on Jeongguk's face suggests that he knows what you may be thinking, confirmed by him pulling your jaw open just a little wider and spitting into your mouth.
A gasp works its way through your chest, and you stare at your best friend with wide eyes. He has the temerity to chuckle. 
"Swallow my load like a good girl," he coos sweetly as he removes his fingers from your mouth and sucks them between his own lips. 
This entire scenario is so debauched it makes you feel dizzy, and you close your mouth and swallow the mess on your tongue, feeling trapped somewhat in slow-motion. 
As your high begins to dissipate enough to lift what fog had been draped heavily over your mind, you feel a new sense of eagerness take its place. The attitude of, I need to have him in any way I can is slowly melting into something akin to, I need to make him a whimpering mess of a man. 
"Sit back," you command, getting high on your knees and reaching to gently shove Jeongguk toward the headboard. 
He chuckles and fumbles onto his butt, then slowly inches back until he has nowhere left to go. You crawl forward, straddling his legs with your hands and knees, one breast hanging from the mesh bra, then settle onto his lap, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and slotting fingers into his pretty, wavy hair.
"I'm not hard yet, baby," Jeongguk whines, as if you couldn't tell.
With a devious smile, you lift your hips until his soft cock is situated just below your pussy, and you slowly rub yourself over his pierced length. 
"I know," you groan, nipping at his bottom lip. "I'll make you hard."
Jeongguk sighs into your mouth, then pulls you close—splayed hands gripping at your back, desperate, as if you might disappear. 
"I got you, Ggukie," you mutter against his lips, warm breath hitting your smile in a soft sigh, "I'm right here." 
Kissing Jeongguk with remnants of his and your cum on your tongues feels like savoring the aftermath of a hurricane. And with storm clouds looming overhead, threatening to flood you completely, you can only accept your fate and gladly welcome what is to come; the two of you are far from finished with one another.
Slowly, Jeongguk becomes erect beneath you, and you make your soft, gentle movements a bit more measured and forceful. Jeongguk whimpers into your mouth, tangles his tongue against yours much more eagerly than before, and you swallow each little sound whole, licking and sucking against his tongue and lips until he is dropping his head back, out of breath. 
"I can't wait to fuck you," Jeongguk groans as you trail your lips to his neck and suck faint, dark pink marks into his skin. 
"Not until I get to fuck you first," you respond—a promise and a threat. 
Jeongguk groans as he asks, "Oh, yeah?" and you chuckle as you say, "Yes."
"Alright," Jeongguk concedes, gently rubbing his hands down your sides before his touch disappears entirely. "I'm all yours, baby."
Curiously, you trail your palms down the length of his arms, finding them both wedged behind his back. With a grin, you rock your hips against him a little harder, feeling his cock part your pussy lips and cover itself in your wetness. 
"If you're a good boy, I'll let you fuck me however you want."
All Jeongguk can say in response is a deep, needy groan. You roll your hips back slowly, dragging yourself over his hardening length, then reach with one hand between your legs while anchoring with the other on his shoulder. Jeongguk shudders as you gently grip the head of his cock and angle him upwards enough to find your entrance. 
Although you have done absolutely nothing, each breath heaves from your lungs, and you hover a moment gazing at Jeongguk—sweat-slicked and blush-pink, staring back at you so sweetly. 
"Ready?" you ask in a hushed tone, feeling your dominance slip away briefly. 
Jeongguk nods, gives a soft smile, and groans, "Please fuck me," and you lower yourself, giving in to his request. 
The stretch of Jeongguk's pierced cock is just painful enough that your back bows, and you shiver through the stretch. Moans fall from both your lips as you take him, stopping only when you are fully seated in his lap with him buried deep inside you. 
"So fucking tight," Jeongguk groans at the same time you whine, "Fuck, you're so big," and you chuckle in tandem, leaning forward enough to rest your foreheads against one another. 
Without allowing either of you to adjust or catch your breath, you lift your hips and drop them down, spearing yourself on his thick, delicious length. Your voice is pitchy and broken, moans practically tumbling out as screams as you set a pace that is dizzying and rough. 
Jeongguk's head falls against the headboard with a loud thunk, and you take the opportunity to wrap one hand around his throat while gripping his shoulder tightly in the other. With a gentle squeeze, Jeongguk's eyes widen before rolling back, and you slide your fingers up to hook into his mouth and force him to look at you. 
"Louder," you moan through pitchy sounds of your own. "I want to hear you."
Perhaps it should come as no surprise that Jeongguk is so obedient; you have always wondered if there is a submissive side to him, as well. He lets you tug on his jaw and begins to moan deep, pretty sounds, and it sends a flurry of arousal through you—determination to push him to give you more.
"Your pussy feels so fucking good," Jeongguk groans, slightly slurred around your fingers. 
Eager to cum, you grind yourself down, pressing the tip of his cock right where you need him. The hand you have anchored on his shoulder drops between your legs, and you dance your fingers in circles over your clit, pushing yourself over the edge.
With a desperate moan, Jeongguk's head nearly falls back once more, and you hold him firmly in place, feeling drool slide from his mouth to your palm and wrist. You continue to grind and roll your hips, feeling yourself teetering just on the edge of collapse, rutting roughly against him. 
"Such a good boy," you praise teasingly through gasps and moans. "Letting me use your cock to get myself off."
Jeongguk appears to begin saying something—wrapping his lips around consonants as well as your fingertips—but all he can manage is a broken, "Mmmnaaahh—" incoherent and useless, and pretty enough to inch you closer to the precipice of pleasure.
"That's it," you groan, slamming your hips up and down as you chase your high, "fuck, I'm gonna cum."
Pleasure grips you, white-hot and intense, and you quake as you ride him, struggling to force your legs to continue moving. The sight, sound, and feeling of Jeongguk have you absolutely reeling, and everything settles in your chest and gut, heavy and big and ready to explode. 
"Fucking squeezing me, shit, so tight, baby," he groans as your fingers slip from his mouth and fall to the side.
Your hips still as your pussy continues to flutter and squeeze through orgasm, and you lose your strength, crashing forward against his shoulder. Jeongguk wraps his arms around yours, pinning them to your sides, then adjusts his legs and begins thrusting upward, hard and fast, making your head spin. 
A cacophony of moans punctuated by screams fall from your mouth as you are pushed past overstimulation and quickly chasing a new high. Jeongguk lifts you and leans forward, attempting to place you on your back, though you scramble and more or less fall, spreading yourself wide while he shimmies onto his knees and takes his place between your legs, pressing warm palms gently against your thighs. 
"Good?" Jeongguk asks—too big yet too small of a question for you to fully comprehend, so all you do is blink up and nod your head. He chuckles. "Do you need a break?"
"No," you croak, shaking your head almost frantically. "Fuck me, Jeon. Need you."
With a deep, eager groan, Jeongguk leans forward and fills you in one swift motion, thrusting while adjusting on his knees, tugging and lifting at your legs until one is draped over his shoulder and the other is wrapped around his hip. Jeongguk leans forward and brushes his fingertips over the apple of your cheek, gazing soft and reverent; so gentle compared to the brutal pace at which he fucks you, making your head absolutely spin. 
"You feel so good," Jeongguk whimpers sweetly, squeezing his eyes closed before widening them, gaze fixed down on you. "So fucking good."
Words fail you, but you make an attempt, huffing a string of vowels, with some consonants mixed in, stuttering around, "Good," and, "Big," and attempts at his name. You bury your face in his soft, warm hand, huffing warmth into his palm while your eyes flutter closed and you sink into pleasure. 
Fingertips graze over your clit, tentative at first, then direct. Your back arches and you gasp as arousal breaks and bursts throughout, coursing through your blood, filling every inch of you. Still not fully down from your last high, overstimulation vibrates through you, but you do your best to take it; you want him to make a mess of you.
When Jeongguk pulls out, it takes you by surprise, and you open your eyes wide, jutting your lip out in a pout. Jeongguk chuckles and begins to scoot toward the edge of your bed, standing and yanking on your ankle to reposition. 
"Your bed is the perfect height," he says as you scoot and rotate, spreading your legs for him once more.
Your hips hang off the very edge at a slight downward angle, spearing you on his length, and you squeal as he thrusts straight up into your sweet spot. The pace Jeongguk sets is merciless and intoxicating, and you claw at the edge of the bed as your eyes flit between Jeongguk's sweaty, ripped body, his pretty, fucked out face, and your off-white ceiling. 
Every vein and ripple and piece of metal drags along your walls, spilling nonsense from between your lips. You grasp at the comforter, attempting to hold on, feeling as if you could turn to goo and sink to the floor if you are not careful, but the material slides uselessly between your fingers.
A strong pressure builds, threatening to burst, which you recognize as the feeling you had before the baby squirt. Every inch of your sweat-slicked skin burns red hot, your eyes roll back, and you begin to heave through heavy lungs.
"Gonna—" you gasp, voice raspy and broken. "Fuck, Jeongguk, I'm—"
"That's it, baby, let me feel you cum," Jeongguk commands, leaning forward and driving his cock impossibly deeper. Sweat drips from his forehead to your tummy, tickling as it falls along your side, and you shudder, feeling all the more overwhelmed by the faintest sensation. 
Although you do not need the encouragement, you place a hand between your legs and slowly drag your fingertips over your clit, up and down, pulling the intense wave of pleasure through you. You squirm and squeal, mouth held open in a silent scream, and Jeongguk's hips tremble and quake before he pulls out and drops to his knees, burying his face between your thighs and pulling the last of your orgasm with his lips and tongue. 
Your legs fall without him there to hold them up—they may as well have turned to overcooked noodles. Jeongguk grips your ass, attempting to keep you from slipping off the mattress, but you are at too odd of an angle to do anything but crumple to the floor.  
With a chuckle huffed between his lips as he stops you in time for your feet to hit the floor, Jeongguk firmly presses your hips into the side of the mattress as he stands, lips and chin slick with your release. You chuckle and wrap your arms around his neck, and he wipes the back of his hand over his mouth before leaning for a kiss. 
"I almost came," he confesses against your smiling lips.
"Figured," you tease, nipping at his little metal ring.
"Not done with you, yet," Jeongguk mutters, licking and sucking at your mouth in a way that is far too comical, making you push against his firm, sweaty chest.
"How do you have so much energy?" you groan, although you have no desire to stop. His silly nature is whiplash, however, and you feel shy standing in the nude beside your bed, still coming down from your last orgasm.
Jeongguk's smile softens, and he wraps his arms around you, pulling you close. The sweat on your skin is beginning to turn cold, and you shiver in his hold, hugging him tighter. 
"I could fuck you all day and night, baby," Jeongguk mutters. 
He absolutely could not, but the thought brings goosebumps to your skin, especially with his voice dropped so low. You like that he wants to fuck you endlessly—that he feels for you the way you feel for him. 
You hum against his neck, tasting salt on your lips, and mutter, "Do it, then," as you nip at his skin.
Jeongguk groans, lolling his head back for you to drag your lips and teeth over him. Then he grabs you by the hips and lifts you back onto the bed, using enough force that you actually bounce, gasping as you anchor yourself onto your elbows and instinctively open your legs.
"Want you on your knees," Jeongguk commands as he prowls forward, caging your hips with his muscular arms.
You scurry backward, then twist somewhat haphazardly, limbs still noodle soft, though you have gained a bit of your energy. The mattress dips behind you as you get onto your hands and knees. You hear a groan as two palms spread you, and as his tongue laves over your sensitive cunt, and your arms begin to tremble while a choked sob falls from your lips. 
"Can I eat your ass?" Jeongguk asks as his thumbs gently brush the skin around your rim. 
"Yes," you mutter, desperate to feel his tongue everywhere, "please."
Jeongguk squeezes at your soft flesh as his tongue dances over your puckered hole, and you tremble forward, falling onto your elbows with your face buried into the comforter, adjusting to a new, incredible sensation. He devours you, gently pressing his tongue into your hole and groaning as he licks and slurps and drools. 
His mouth leaves you, then his hands, and you attempt to anchor yourself higher onto your hands once more, but the press of his cock entering your cunt from behind makes you quake, and you collapse forward, face turned with your cheek squished into the comforter. Try as you might to get your bearings, all you can do is scramble as Jeongguk rubs one palm along your back while he begins to fuck you fast and deep. 
Cold saliva hits your ass as you hear the unmistakable sound of Jeongguk spitting, and you gasp, arching your back as the liquid slides over your rim, teasing you with the faintest touch. Then the press of a fingertip breaching your hole makes you squeal, and you grip tightly to the blanket, overwhelmed in the best way.
"Is this okay?" Jeongguk asks, and you nod frantically, desperate.
"Yes, please."
More spit dribbles down, sinking you further forward, and Jeongguk slowly prods his finger into you, twisting at the same tempo his cock pounds into your cunt. With one hand, you reach between your legs and graze your fingertips over your clit, and the wave that crashes over you is sudden, causing you to nearly scream.
"Fuck," Jeongguk groans, undoubtedly feeling you squeezing around him as you plummet toward total physical collapse. 
Jeongguk breaches your hole deep, probably past the knuckle, stinging so perfectly. You sob through it, hot and thick, drowning in lava. His piercings drag over your sweet spot, and you feel pressure build much like it had before, only more intense and dizzying. 
Your orgasm takes you by surprise, suddenly rushing and snapping through you like a wire pulled tautly. Your hand drops from your clit, and you scratch blunt fingernails against the bed as your high continues to build and rush, build and rush, gushing from you in waves. 
Jeongguk's finger slides from your ass, then he uses both hands to grab you by the arms and lift you, sitting you high on your knees. From this angle, his piercings drag deeper and harder, grazing along your walls and blinding you with more pleasure, squelching from how wet he makes you.
"That's it, baby squirt," Jeongguk has the audacity to say at a time like this, "don't hold back. Fucking cover me in it."
And you would find the nickname a lot more annoying if you were not gushing cum around his cock, splashing your inner thighs and undoubtedly, the bed. Your mouth hangs agape, but you only manage to squeak and sob, tears filling your vision and clouding the room, which is covered in a thick, blissful haze. 
Jeongguk's hips quake, losing their rhythm, and he grips tighter, pulling you until your back is pressed against his chest, head gently hitting his shoulder with each thrust. 
"Gonna fill that tight, messy cunt," Jeongguk growls into your ear, covering you in goosebumps. "Gonna make you all mine. Is that what you want? To be mine?"
Reeling and struggling to move your lips, you manage to stammer a weak, "Please," that is broken around the edges.
"Good girl," Jeongguk praises, teeth dragging across your shoulder. "So good for me."
Jeongguk thrusts hard, knocking the wind from you as you jolt forward, thankful to be held in his tight grasp. When his hips still, the sweetest, pitchiest sob falls from his lips, which clamp onto your shoulder, sucking and whimpering against your skin as he empties himself into you. 
The room spins, and you feel yourself slipping forward, helped down by strong, warm arms until you are lying against the soft refuge of your bed, drifting slowly away. Lips gently press into your shoulder, and you attempt to turn and face him, but Jeongguk is still buried deep inside you, and he wraps his leg over yours, pulling your back flush with his chest, holding you close. 
"Wow," you gasp, unable to stop the soft chuckle that works through your body as the room begins to return to focus and the sheen of sweat covering you turns cold.
"Yeah," Jeongguk responds, lips dragging over your skin, lazily pressing affectionately along their quest.
"So...that just happened," you find yourself blurting, suddenly feeling shy, shivering in his grasp. 
Jeongguk's limbs wrap tighter as he buries his face into your neck, muttering, "Yes, it did."
And now that you have fucked your best friend and poured every ounce of yourself into the task, you are acutely aware of the fact there is no turning back. Whatever line the two of you have crossed, you are stuck on this side of it for good. 
Jeongguk clears his throat, huffing what you think may be a quiet laugh against your shoulder before dragging his lips over your skin, making you shudder. 
"So, uh..." he begins, dancing his fingertips delicately over your hip as his soft cock slips from your cunt, bringing with it a combination of both your fluids, "...what, now?"
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nattinatalia · 2 years ago
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I want to write something but idk what lmaoooo all I know that it’s something 🥴🥴🥴🥴 k bye
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whyse7vn · 1 year ago
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nudes? -
[ ot7 x reader ]
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SEOKJIN -
jin: you’re so special
i wish i was special
y/n: r u flirting with me
jin: yeah
y/n: never do it again
jin: sorry
i’m a creep
i’m a weirdo
y/n: it’s true
jin: yeah :/
y/n: i thought you hated radiohead
jin: not today
they speak for me ❤️
y/n: ok
jin: do you miss me be honest
y/n: you don’t want my honesty right now
jin: ur right you know me so well
i’m in a vulnerable state rn
y/n: yeah
jin: so that’s why i’m gonna humbly ask you to send nudes
y/n:
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you rn
jin: STOP
NO ITS NOT
PLEASE STOP
y/n: *sighs looks left looks right* idk if i can send you anything jin
jin: stop 😕
y/n: roleplay with me if you want to see some ass pretty boy 🙈🙈🙈🙈
jin: *looks up at you with pleading eyes* p-please
y/n: *pats you on head looks conflicted* i really shouldn’t jinnie
jin: *tears slowly flow out my eyes* PLEASE
*kneels and hugs ur legs now sobbing*
y/n: fucking crybaby bitch *pulls out a gun and empties the whole clip into ur head while reciting jjk chapter 236*
jin: okay wtf
y/n: sorry i was getting into it
jin: that was you into it?
y/n: yeah?
jin: okay
y/n: yeah shut the fuck up you little ant carrying the stupid little bag on a stick
jin: i’m sorry
y/n: know ur place
u little slut
jin: i am NOT roleplaying with you again
y/n: k bye.
jin: ….
…………..
y/n: i said BYE
jin: *whimpers*
y/n: LMAOOOO UR A FREAKKKKK
jin: i can’t believe you made me do that
y/n: didn’t make you do anything
you did that all willingly
u fr wasn’t lying when you said ur a weirdo man
jin: whatever
y/n: miss u xx
6 images sent
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NAMJOON -
y/n: no joon but i’m saying what the fuck is a naevis
like i thought it was the fandom name but turns out ITS NOT
WHAT IS NAEVIS
like wdym they said “naevis we love you” and it’s not the fans
WHO IS IT JOON WHO
don’t get me wrong i love aespa like down to the ground but tf are you guys talking about who is is the naevis and do we need to fight
namjoon: i get you baby
y/n: i knew you would understand
you’re the only one i have in this world
me and joon against the world
we’re so cute
namjoom: the cutest!
y/n: WAIT BABE CUZ U SPILLED
WE ARE THE CUTEST WE ARE
BEST COUPLE
like no joke we are like what people dream about
wow joon ur smart
what did you eat today
namjoon: toast baby
it’s 9 in the morning
y/n: ok what is naevis tho
please stay on track
do u know joon?
namjoon: not sure baby
y/n: ok wtf is wrong with you
it feels like ur here but not here
and where are all ur stupid little dad emojis
where is the namjoon i know
namjoon: sorry baby
y/n: ok and you’ve called me baby like how many times??
you only say that when u wanna fuck lmao
OH MYGOD KIM NAMJOON
U NASTY BITCH
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
ARE YOU A FREAK
OMYGODFC
namjoon: baby :(
y/n: UR SICK UR SO SICK
namjoon: not doing anything i promise
y/n: I DO NOT BELIVE YOU
namjoon: i’m not a pervert
and i would never lie to you
you know that
y/n: hehehehehe
don’t you know that to me
what if i don’t know joon
heheheh
just imagined you saying that
you know that >:-|
with ur silly little srs face
that little face was u by the way
anyways
you will NOT seduce me
namjoon: ok
y/n: ok
namjoon: ok
y/n: ok
namjoon: ok
y/n: ok
namjoon: send me nudes pretty
y/n: wow namjoons a whore guys
namjoon: guys?
who are you talking to
y/n: i can’t take this
HEHHE I AM BLUSHING THO HEHEHDH
you’ve changed joon….
namjoon: sorry? idk what to say baby
it feels like i’m taking to like 4 people at once
y/n: UR WHAT????
namjoon: baby stop being silly
y/n: silly?
silly is such a silly word
heheheh
like ur soooo silly
isn’t that silly joon
namjoon: stop saying silly
y/n: can’t help being the naturally silly girl i am joon like i’m just silly i was born like this
namjoon: i’m wearing my glasses btw
y/n: oh?
namjoon: yeah baby
y/n: what was it that u wanted joon >.<
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JUNGKOOK -
jungkook: babe can i try something please
y/n: no
jungkook: good girl
y/n: ???
jungkook: was that nice?
y/n: no
jungkok: ok then
y/n: was that it?
jungkook: should i end my life
y/n: let me think about it
jungkook: ok
babe
y/n: yeah
jungkook: do you you ever feel really exposed to the dinosaurs?
y/n: what?
jungkook: i feel so exposed to them
y/n: what does that mean
jungkook: they know me
but like
it’s too much
they know too much
y/n: they are dead
jungkook: ok
i’m sorry
y/n: are you ok?
jungkook: i wish i was born as a little potato
so i could be put into a soup or something
or maybe i would be made into a little mcdonalds fry
y/n: what are you going on about
jungkook: babe
time is an illusion
you have to get it before it gets you
y/n: jungkook what do you actually want rn
jungkook: i love speaking to you
can i not speak to you
y/n: what do you want from me
jungkook: so like
y/n: so like????
jungkook: canyouplssendmenudes
y/n: is that it?
jungkook: i love you
y/n: 4 images sent
jungkook: i could cry
y/n: please don’t
jungkook: love my life
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
do you miss me as much as i miss you
home soon babe 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
ur so pretty
i want to peel off ur skin and suck on ur bones
y/n: what the hell
jungkook: can i?
y/n: could u just not say i’m hot and move on please
jungkook: ur HOT
HOT AF BABE
HOTTIE
HOT AHHH
SPICY HOT
TOO HOT TO HANDLE AHH
BURNING I AM
TOOOOOO HOOOT
y/n: enough
jungkook: sorry
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HOSEOK -
hobi:
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y/n: not reading all of that sorry for your loss or congratulations idk
hobi: fair enough
y/n: yeah
hobi: ok send ur nudes rn
i’ll rate them 1-10
y/n: that makes me want to throw up
hobi: don’t even stress it’s gonna be a 10
i just like the edge it gives you when u know ur being judged
makes u panic so you get creative
y/n: that sounds toxic as hell???
hobi: probably is idk
y/n: let’s break up
hobi: nooo my creative girl don’t go 😢
y/n: going
hobi: can you call me daddy like once
y/n: you are out of ur mind
hobi: it’ll probably be really hot
y/n: we have done this once already hoseok
you literally threw up after i said it
hobi: ok i was young then
it wasn’t right calling a young man like me daddy
but i’ve grown now pls
y/n: it was 2 months ago
hobi: my love i’ve grown honestly 🙏🏻
y/n: can you leave me alone
hobi: kk send me pics tho xx
y/n: xx?
hobi: i kissed you
yk to be nice?
don’t tell me you want a hug too
i spoil you too much
xxoooxxxoo
y/n: i will kill you
hobi: ok but be honest was this a good attempt
y/n: this was ur worst by far
ur getting desperate babe and it’s showing
hobi: IVE BEEN DESPERATE SINCE THE MORNING
pls pls pls pls pls pls PLEASE SEND ME NUDES PLEASE
y/n: yawn the begging is getting boring
hobi: FUCK U
i’ll be back in 5
need thinking time
y/n: did you just send me money?
hobi: no?
y/n: ?
hobi: yeah :/
y/n: this is getting sad
2 images sent
hobi: god is good amen 🙏🏻
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YOONGI -
yoongi: can you
y/n: can you
yoongi: i can
y/n: you can
yoongi: yeah
y/n: that’s crazy
yoongi: not really
but pls can you
y/n: it’s really crazy yoongi
yoongi: i’m telling you it’s not
y/n: it is
yoongi: why
y/n: why?
yoongi: yeah that’s what i asked
y/n: the fact that you have to ask why is even crazier
yoongi: it is?
y/n: it is.
yoongi: oh
y/n: i hope ur ashamed of yourself
yoongi: but you normally can
y/n: ok?
yoongi: ok?
y/n: people change
yoongi: clearly
y/n: are you trying to fight me rn
yoongi: kinda
y/n: typical
yoongi: but like
y/n: but like?
yoongi: a fight but kinda different yk?
y/n: ur not right
yoongi: :/
y/n: yoongi
yoongi: yeah
y/n: can i be honest
yoongi: you can
y/n: i have no idea what we are taking about
yoongi: what
y/n: what
yoongi: we are supposed to be on the same page
y/n: i’m like 15 pages ahead rn
yoongi: no
you are 15 pages behind
y/n: pretty sure i’m ahead but whatever
yoongi: i’m telling you you’re not
y/n: it’s okay to be wrong sometimes babe
yoongi: ok
y/n: so proud of you
love when you learn new things
yoongi in his acceptance era ❤️❤️
yoongi: send me nudes
y/n: OMGGGG
yoongi also in his slut era
yoongi: whatever send pls
y/n: i even got a please i must be dreaming wow
yoongi: it was a pls
so it holds less value than a please
y/n: wow ur not acting like you want these nudes
yoongi: please :3
y/n: OMG THE FAMOUS YOONGI CAT FACE
best day ever
yoongi: fr best day ever!!
y/n: wow that’s scary never speak like me again
yoongi: i won’t
that made me physically ill
y/n: good
anyways beg me one more time please ;)
yoongi: you naked now please
y/n: um
are you telling me or asking me
that one felt very conflicting
yoongi: why are we still talking
y/n: maybe because we are deeply in love idk
yoongi: nude 4 nude
y/n: SAY LESS
4 images sent
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JIMIN -
jimin: send nudes?
y/n: are u fr? not even a hi?
jimin: hi
send nudes?
y/n: no
how about u send me a stack
jimin: i can do that
lowkey prostitution but i can still do that
y/n: that was not in exchange for nudes btw
jimin: LAME
i support sex work
y/n: you just shamed prostitution
jimin: i did not
y/n: leave alone
jimin: can you not be emo rn please omg
i just want nudes
so i can put it on my onlyfans
y/n: ur what?
jimin: onlyfans
y/n: since when do you have an onlyfans?
jimin: i’m building a life for us babe ❤️
y/n: you are an idol
jimin: ok?
can i not share my ALL goods with with the world?
y/n: ur goods?
u asked ME for nudes
jimin: are you not mine?
y/n: no?
jimin: ok wrong answer but i get it feminism and stuff
stand ur ground queen 🙏🏻❤️
y/n: do not uplift me rn
jimin: sorry i can’t help it praise shesus!!!!!
y/n: go away
jimin: ok
let’s make some content babydoll
y/n: baby what?
jimin: think my first post should be feet pics
y/n: no
jimin: ur right they probably would want a full body pic first
y/n: can you actually go away
jimin: i can’t
i belong with you
my soul itches when we are apart
y/n: idc!
ur a freak say away
jimin: :p
y/n: 🖕🏽
jimin: ok nudes now
jimin sent 3 pictures
for you queen
y/n: gross
jimin: don’t lie
it’s a good angle no?
y/n: no
2 images sent
now leave me alone
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TAEHYUNG -
y/n: bring me back cookies pls
taehyung: babe i’m feeling miscovus idk if i can
y/n: what?
taehyung: miscivous
miceovus
movovius
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ME
THIS IS ME RN!!!
y/n: cookies yes or no
taehyung: ok but u pay for them
y/n: this would go crazy in the gc
but ok
check ur bank account
taehyung: ummm wtf
that was not what i meant
y/n: ?
taehyung: i told you i’m feeling miscovus
y/n: mischievous?
taehyung: ok show off
but yeah i’m feeling this micovus vibe rn
y/n: how have you spelt it wrong again?
taehyung: send me ur boobs
y/n: woah
taehyung: that is exactly what i will say when i see ur boobs on my screen
y/n: u make me sick
taehyung: woof woof meow pls send bae
y/n: was that necessary
taehyung: probably not but i’m feeling the vibes rn
y/n: that’s gross
never say that again
taehyung: it’s the truth tho venus in retrograde and ur boobs need to be on my screen
the universes is giving the the vibes
777
222
333
1066
y/n: 1066?
taehyung: the battle of hastings?
y/n: what?
taehyung: no babe why did mother earth literally just call me rn and say ur seeing it boobs rn would balance my infinity stones 😭
y/n: my head hurts
so bad
taehyung: i’m so upset for u fr but
can you balance me
oh pls oh pls
y/n: if i don’t get my fucking cookies after this i’m gonna be so mad
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taehyung: hehehehehehhehehehehehehe
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jas-the-shrimp · 3 years ago
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You swap lovers
YEA OFC I GOTTA WRITE THE WHOLE MAIN 6. D U H
@iwriteforasraonly @portias-husband @shadow--writer
@asra-alnazar-is-my-life-and-love
@firefly-child
(I'll be tagging more)
Fake date +Body swap + Love triangle
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Tag ur friends and mutuals!
@1-800-i-ship-it @dimobserver @valiantcoffeetiger @morimortaccitua @step-on-me-khun @savemycrustysoul @jill-8-7 and everyone else who wants to try
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aquakris · 3 years ago
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yourfavouriteprettyboy · 3 years ago
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*does one interaction online* whew ok social interactions for the whole month completed
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hyunknow · 3 years ago
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oh yeah also Sana celebrating skz win on bbl made my day 😭😭😭
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babycactus · 4 years ago
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another TA, another love interest 🥴
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