#jwes

[bluegekk0]

A redesign of the JW Evolution Acrocanthosaurus I did for fun. Based on the alternate JWE1 pattern and the Jurassic Park Operation Genesis design

[albino-parakeet]

Yea I did it. I got the Henry Wu lines I could find from JWE1 + his DLC into a compilation.

Literally just him being petty with the Security and Science division, he doesn't care much for the Entertainment side of things.

I wanted to add captions on the video to make up for the blurriness. But apparently I’d have to download an entirely different app to do that. Which I can’t currently, maybe when I’m done moving I’ll fix it…

(I apologize for the quality and especially the drop in quality during the Tacano research facility dialogue. The only good no commentary lets play that actually got to it, had the aspect ratio so wide it made the dialogue boxes small 😔)

[heckling-hydrena]

jurassic world evolution is very accurate to real life because all these fucking visitors care about is the carnivores they don't give a shit about my struthiomimus ‼️

[nickysfacts]

The Velociraptor, don’t let their size fool you!

🦅💙🦴

[electricfied-wolf]

Self-indulgent stimboard based off a pair of Camp Cretaceous/Chaos Theory ocs I have. The Indo's name is Lunar, the screenshot in the middle is her (it's from my own JWE2 game). The human is pretty much just a self-insert, aka me lol. Cringe culture is dead and buried, there are no laws, give your oc that whack dino that canon says you can't have.

Sometimes a family is a closeted enby dino lover from the Appalachian Mountains and the hybrid dinosaur they found in the woods.

[kingcheezits]

[swosig]

That new JWE2 DLC is pretty nifty

[clobertina]

Dumb rambling, your free to ignore it LOL

I know I get excited for every Jurassic World Evolution 2 DLC pack, but I’m still gonna talk about it anyway LOL!

Despite the new Dinos, I’m WEIRDLY more excited for the free update! Specially because we get SO MUCH more variants! When the update introducing the variants came out, I ADORED it! But I won’t lie and say I wasn’t disappointed when only a few dinos got that treatment when there were so many models that differ so much from the originals that didn’t get the same treatment! So I’m super happy for this!

Concavenator is one of my favorite dinos (one of, I have MANY favorite dinos ngl lol)! So as much as I am excited for the Camp Cretaceous Tarbosaurus, the dino I’m most excited for with the DLC is actually this one!

I’m super excited for the Tarbo! Sure the Camp Cretaceous Tarbo just looks like a T-Rex with osteoderms slapped on it when Tarbos actually looked quite different, but tbf, this is Jurassic World we are talking about… getting mad at JW for being innacurate is kinda pointless imo… but then again I am on the lenient side of the paleo fandom that doesn’t mind inaccuracy as long as they aren’t monsterfied or are inaccurate in a documentary. But I digress… I’m super excited to get her!

Dino Rant incoming LOL:

This is gonna come out of nowhere but I wanna rant about it lol, I honestly HATE how in one of the endings of the interactive episode she just became T-Rex Fodder (aka my LEAST favorite thing in dinosaur tropes E V E R…) I love IRL T-Rex, but ngl, while there are a lot of movie and tv show rexes I DO love (Like Big and Little Eatie from Camp Cretaceous) I’m pretty biased against Hollywood T-Rexes and typically always let out a very annoyed sigh when one appears… mostly because they either make them stupidly overpowered and loose to nothing (like making them kill herbivores like triceratops with no struggle when trikes could EASILY kill a Rex for example… yeah I’m looking at you Life on our Planet), Introduce new dinosaurs only to kill them off, OR they do the opposite and make another dino kill a Rex without the Rex even struggling to just show how powerful this new dino is. CRAP IS REALLY FREAKING ANNOYING bro!

Also I’m sorry, but in this pic it looks like she has a Chad Chin LOLOL

Pretty excited for the Gigantaraptor and Utahraptor too, though I’ll be honest, idk what to say other than I LOVE how these guys look!

Ok I’m done, I know not much people are gonna read this but idc LOL

[camp-cretaceous-posts]

I got all the jurassic world evolution memos underneath the cut 

-------{{TRUST ISSUES [1/2]}}-------

Participants: Claire Dearing, Ian Malcolm;

[10:07] Claire Dearing:

- Dr. Malcolm?

[10:07] Ian Malcolm:

- Mrs. Dearing, this is quite the pleasure.

[10:08] Claire Dearing:

- I have an extremely confidential issue I'd like to discuss.

[10:08] Ian Malcolm:

- We share so much in common, you and I, having both escaped the islands, and yet we're still somehow still involved with them.

- And besides, I'm intrigued to know the nature of this conversation.

- Discretion is a trait not often associated with me, but for you... I'll make an exception.

- Do go on.

[10:10] Claire Dearing:

- The Foundation just brought in someone new to oversee development of the islands.

[10:10] Ian Malcolm:

- I'm aware, we've been in touch.

[10:11] Claire Dearing:

- That's why I'm reaching out to you, Doctor.

- I'd like you to keep an eye on them.

-------{{VEILED THREAT}}-------

Participants: Henry Wu, Ian Malcolm;

[15:22] Henry Wu:

- Dr. Malcolm.

- Rumour has it that you and this new curator are working some sort of side deal...

[15;22] Ian Malcolm:

- And a good afternoon to you too, Dr. Wu.

[15:22] Henry Wu:

- Is it true?

[15:24] Ian Malcolm:

- Given the right set of circumstances, anything can be true.

- Time and perspective are key variables.

[15:24] Henry Wu:

- That's not a denial.

[15:25] Ian Malcolm:

- On that, you would be correct. Neither is it confirmation.

[15:26] Henry Wu:

- We are both survivors, Dr. Malcolm. But that status doesn't last forever.

- And it can change at any moment.

-------{{MAKING THE IMPOSSIBLE, POSSIBLE}}-------

Participants: Kajal Dua, Ian Malcolm;

[18:42] Kajal Dua:

- Dr. Malcolm.

[18:43] Ian Malcolm:

- Dr. Dua, to what do I owe this honour?

[18:43] Kajal Dua:

- You don't hide your sarcasm very well, Dr. Malcolm.

[18:43] Ian Malcolm:

- Yeah... I wasn't trying.

[18:44] Kajal Dua:

- I know you've questioned my methods in the past, but with this new Director of Operations involved, I've been making good progress on stabilizing my research.

- Whatever you're doing to help them, it's working.

[18:45] Ian Malcolm:

- Which means even more dinosaurs are joining the modern world?

[18:46] Kajal Dua:

- Returning to it, yes.

[18:47] Ian Malcolm:

- Ah, what was once unimaginable has now become possible.

-------{{LISTEN CAREFULLY}}-------

Participants: Ian Malcolm, Owen Grady;

[22:04] Ian Malcolm:

- And Claire told you this?

[22:05] Owen Grady:

- She suspects that Dr. Wu's team is trying to create some weaponized hybrid.

- A hyper-hybrid.

[22:06] Ian Malcolm:

- Why should this concern you, Owen?

- Did you not think that your domestication program was anything more than the first step toward something more... kinetic with the dinosaurs?

[22:07] Owen Grady:

- Look, I know that these animals can be trained. I understand them. You just have to know how to listen.

[22:07] Ian Malcolm:

- It took thirty thousand years of evolution to turn the wolf into the Labrador.

[22:08] Owen Grady:

- So you're saying you won't help?

[22:08] Ian Malcolm:

- I'm saying I'll keep an eye on Dr. Wu.

[22:08] Owen Grady:

- Really? Didn't sound like it.

[22:08] Ian Malcolm:

- Maybe you just have to know how to listen.

-------{{MULTIPLE INCIDENTS}}-------

Participants: George Lambert, Ian Malcolm;

[09:33] George Lambert:

- There have been incidents.

- Multiple incidents.

- And you can assure me that this new Director of Operations isn't involved?

[09:34] Ian Malcolm: 

- To the best of my knowledge.

[09:34] George Lambert:

- And how good is that?

[09:35] Ian Malcolm:

- Better than most.

- Much better actually.

- Isn't sabotage always an on-going concern on the islands?

[09:36] George Lambert:

- Outside threats I can deal with. It's the ones from the inside that worry me.

-------{{MISSING SCIENTISTS [1/2]}}-------

Participants: Kajal Dua, Ian Malcolm;

[14:22] Kajal Dua:

- Dr. Malcolm, we have another incident. I've had two scientists go missing. They've been gone two days now, I believe.

- Lambert went searching for them.

- They'll turn up, eventually.

- One way or the other.

[14:23] Ian Malcolm:

- Yes... the other. I can see how upset you are about this...

[14:24] Kajal Dua:

- Look, everyone here understands that there are certain dangers associated with our work.

[14:24] Ian Malcolm:

- But these scientists weren't working for you, were they?

[14:24] Kajal Dua:

- We are all part of a team...

-------{{THE WATCHER}}-------

Participants: Ian Malcolm, Cabot Finch;

[12:57] Ian Malcolm:

- I don't control them, Cabot. I only offer advice.

[13:01] Cabot Finch:

- So your new charge isn't spying on me, then?

[13:01] Ian Malcolm:

- Far as I can tell, you've been watching them.

[13:02] Cabot Finch:

- I watch everyone.

-------{{A BROKEN SEAL}}-------

Participants: George Lambert, Ian Malcolm;

[15:46] George Lambert:

- It was Dr. Wu. And as far as I can tell, Dr. Dua. They've been hatching this plan for a while.

[15:46] Ian Malcolm:

- Hatching... yes. The, uh, perfect way to describe it.

[15:47] George Lambert:

- That hybrid is too dangerous to be anywhere other than the islands.

[15:48] Ian Malcolm:

- And it's too dangerous for the islands as well.

[15:50] George Lambert:

- So what do we do?

[15:52] Ian Malcolm:

- We wait.

- It is only a matter of time until it bites the hand that feeds it.

- Then we will know where to look.

-------{{HYBRID RESURGENCE}}-------

Participants: Claire Dearing, Ian Malcolm;

[09:42] Claire Dearing:

- Are you seeing this?

- Did you know about this?

[09:42] Ian Malcolm:

- I'm going to, need a little help here...

[09:43] Claire Dearing:

- The research into hybrids. It's happening again.

[09:43] Ian Malcolm:

- Okay.

[09:43] Claire Dearing:

- Okay?

- It's not okay, Malcolm.

[09:44] Ian Malcolm:

- I was acknowledging that I'm aware of the program. Not that I approve.

- Which, I don't have the power to do anyway.

- Nor would I want it.

[09:44] Claire Dearing:

- But this new Director of Operations you've been counselling, they're part of this research.

[09:45] Ian Malcolm:

- The security Division has always been a bit of a misnomer, if you will. We all know what they're really interested in.

- Pretending to be naive isn't your strong suit, Claire.

[09:45] Claire Dearing:

- As always, it's the blind leading the blind.

[09:46] Ian Malcolm:

- Correction. It's the blinded by ambition leading the blinded by greed.

- Present company excluded, of course.

-------{{WHERE IT ALL BEGAN}}-------

Participants: Ian Malcolm, Isaac Clement;

[16:22] Ian Malcolm:

- You are really doing it, aren't you?

[16:23] Isaac Clement:

- People are hungry for nostalgia.

[16:23] Ian Malcolm:

- Hungry, yes.

- Interesting.

- Appropriate.

[16:24] Isaac Clement:

- Hey, maybe this could be part of our marketing campaign.

- "Are you hungry for the past?"

[16:24] Ian Malcolm:

- Oh, I wish you wouldn't.

[16:25] Isaac Clement:

- Too soon, huh?

[16:26] Ian Malcolm:

- No, it's just, well... on Isla Nublar, the past is hungry for you.

-------{{ON SCHEDULE}}-------

Participants: Kajal Dua, Henry Wu;

[11:25] Kajal Dua:

- Things are proceeding as scheduled. This new Director of Operations seems to be on task.

[11:28] Henry Wu:

- That's good to hear.

- I'd say we are less than ten years ahead of the competition, and we're losing that advantage faster than I'd like.

[11:29] Kajal Dua:

- Then stable hybrids are the best shot we have to remain on top.

[11:29] Henry Wu:

- Correct. I've heard rumours a revitalised Biosyn has some significant investors behind it.

[11:30] Kajal Dua:

- That's concerning.

[11:30] Henry Wu:

- Maybe. Or maybe we need to find out how much they'd be willing to pay to get back in the game.

-------{{A CLOSE BOND}}-------

Participants: Ian Malcolm, Owen Grady;

[21:33] Ian Malcolm:

- You know I don't get involved with corporate politics.

- It's too chaotic.

[21:33] Owen Grady:

- I'm not worried about me, Malcolm.

- I'm a survivor.

[21:35] Ian Malcolm:

- Something I allow myself to also take some pride in.

[21:36] Owen Grady:

- It's her.

[21:36] Ian Malcolm:

- Claire?

[21:36] Owen Grady:

- Blue.

[21:37] Ian Malcolm:

- Oh. Yes, of course.

[21:37] Owen Grady:

- Masrani Global had a plan.

- And it didn't die with Simon.

[21:38] Ian Malcolm:

- Man is mortal.

- Ideas can last forever.

[21:38] Owen Grady:

- Blue's basically the apex of the apex now.

- And with Ingen needing new sources of income, they're going to try creating a lot more of her.

- That's my guess anyway.

[21:39] Ian Malcolm:

- You're worried that they'll take her away from you?

[21:39] Owen Grady:

- She doesn't belong to me.

- But, yes.

[21:40] Ian Malcolm:

- Owen, you realise that what you and Blue have, however you want to define it, is unnatural, right?

- This is a relationship that shouldn't exist.

[21:40] Owen Grady:

- So you're siding with them?

[21:41] Ian Malcolm:

- No, I'm on the fence.

[21:41] Owen Grady:

- Malcolm, you and I both know from personal experience that fences don't last forever.

-------{{INTERNAL CONCERNS}}-------

Participants: George Lambert, Ian Malcolm;

[11:13] George Lambert:

- As crazy as it sounds, I'm convinced that some of this sabotage is being perpetrated by in-house actors.

[11:15] Ian Malcolm:

- Doesn't sound that crazy to me.

[11:16] George Lambert:

- Yeah, maybe.

- It's happened before.

[11:17] Ian Malcolm:

- That's, not a question, is it?

- Because, yes, it has.

[11:17] George Lambert:

- Why?

[11:18] Ian Malcolm:

- Motive and opportunity.

- And passion.

- Oh, and one other thing... the new Director of Operations.

- They're proving things can be done differently.

- Success, can be threatening to certain individuals.

[11:18] George Lambert:

- That sounds like something Hammond would say.

[11:19] Ian Malcolm:

- Hmm... yes, it does.

- And as much as I disagreed with the man, I'll take it as a compliment.

-------{{TRUST ISSUES [2/2]}}-------

Participants: Ian Malcolm, Claire Dearing;

[10:11] Ian Malcolm:

- Trust issues, is it now?

[10:11] Claire Dearing:

- Now and always.

- You know my concern is the well-being of the dinosaurs.

- Those animals have rights that need to be protected.

[10:11] Ian Malcolm:

- Rights, Ms. Dearing?

- These animals shouldn't even be, well, anything.

[10:12] Claire Dearing:

- Chaos theory says otherwise, doesn't it, Doctor?

[10:12] Ian Malcolm:

- Ah... perhaps you've been paying attention to my reports after all.

[10:12] Claire Dearing:

- Look, we both care about the same things.

[10:12] Ian Malcolm:

- Do we?

[10:13] Claire Dearing:

- Yes. I believe we do. In fact, I know we do.

- And someone is up to something on the islands.

- What and why is my interest here.

- Maybe this new person is the problem. Or maybe they can help us idenitfy who is.

[10:14] Ian Malcolm:

- Well, if the problem is me, then this whole plan... scheme... of yours has already failed.

[10:15] Claire Dearing:

- Well... has it?

[10:16] Ian Malcolm:

- No.

[10:17] Claire Dearing:

- Good. I'll be in touch again.

- Soon.

-------{{MISSING SCIENTISTS [2/2]}}-------

Participants: Ian Malcolm, Kajal Dua;

[14:25] Ian Malcolm:

- A team, yes. You and Dr. Wu. History repeating itself. I've seen this all before.

- First, the disappearances.

- Then the hunting...

[14:25] Kajal Dua:

- Look, if... and that's a big if... if Dr. Wu created a new hybrid, your Director of Operations helped him. So we're all in this together.

[14:25] Ian Malcolm:

- And then comes the running.

- And the biting.

- And the dying.

[prehistoric-paradise]

Allow me to introduce you to Gus and Monica

I thought you would like them. Gus is the stretchy one

AWWWWW THEYRE SO CUTE

[orange-circuits]

gghhgrrgh i need to rewrite that fucking movie

yes its a human centipede reference

[snickeringdragon]

the autism won i have 4 steam games focused on my biology fixation

[albino-parakeet]

Drew this back when those Acrocanthosaurus tracks were uncovered in Texas when a river dried up in Dinosaur Valley State Park (August 2022)

[yourknightinshiningplastic]

how long does it usually take for ppl to respond to applications for renting

[nickysfacts]

The troodon was the nocturnal egghead of the late cretaceous!

🪶🧠🪶

[earthenterran]

i got a mod to unlock all the dinosaurs and now i can make any of the dinos in sandbox mode

aaaaaaaaaaaa