#juuni taisen incorrect quotes
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Nagayuki: Make no mistake, not only am I party rocking but I'm also in the house tonight
Takeyasu: But are you shuffling?
Nagayuki: Everyday!
Ushii: What language are you two speaking?
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incorrectjuunitaisen · 7 years ago
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Takeyasu: I dreamed about you last night.
Pizza Hut Delivery Guy: Sir, please just sign the receipt so I can leave.
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oddjobsqueen · 7 years ago
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Usagi: So it's just us.
Inounoshishi: Oui.
Usagi: Oh, sorry
Usagi: So it's just we.
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Tora: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Nagayuki: It's not water
Tora: Vodka, I like your sty-
Nagayuki: It's vinegar
Tora: ...What?
Nagayuki: It's vinegar, pussy
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Takeyasu: Don't worry, I have a permit
Ushii: ...This just says "I do what I want"
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Takeyasu: I'll have an army at my beck and call
Nezumi: Do you need an army?
Takeyasu: Would you turn down an army?
Nezumi: We need one guy
Takeyasu: I would take an army over anything
Nezumi: I don't think I would be good at armies
Takeyasu: I think I would be great at armies!
Usagi: Nezumi, I think you'd be killer at armies
Nagayuki: I think anyone who says "I am good at armies" wouldn't be good at armies
Usagi: Shush, Nezumi is the best at armies!
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Ushii: ...Did I do something to make you hate me?
Tora: I don't hate you, I just... Don't know how to talk to you
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Tora: I had drink, I'll be fine
Nezumi: You know, drinking doesn't fix all your problems.
Tora: That's what you think!
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Nagayuki: Hello, Inounoshishi, made anyone cry today?
Inounoshishi: Sadly, no but it's only 4:30
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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*During argument*
Niwatori: *yelling at Dotsuku* You bite glass
Tora: You bite glass!
Niwatori: I was being Dotsuku!
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Tora: Did you just come through a window?
Nagayuki: Yeah, we didn't want to be late
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jazminetoad · 3 years ago
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Dotsuku: We have a problem
Tora: Gimme a sec, I'm not drunk enough to listen to it yet
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jazminetoad · 4 years ago
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Sharyu: You're looking a little unsteady there
Tora, drunk: Says the one with three heads
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incorrectjuunitaisen · 7 years ago
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Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re drunk!
Tora: (always drunk) …who am I?
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incorrectjuunitaisen · 7 years ago
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Tora: I owe you my life.
Ushii: No thanks. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.
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incorrectjuunitaisen · 7 years ago
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Inonoshishi: Ok, Ushii, I think you should play the role of my father.
Ushii: I don’t want to be your father.
Inonoshishi: Perfect. You already know your lines.
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