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Snickers commercial: You’re not you when you’re drunk!

Tora: (always drunk) …who am I?

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Takeyasu: I dreamed about you last night.

Pizza Hut Delivery Guy: Sir, please just sign the receipt so I can leave.

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Inonoshishi: Ok, Ushii, I think you should play the role of my father.

Ushii: I don’t want to be your father.

Inonoshishi: Perfect. You already know your lines.

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Tora: I owe you my life.

Ushii: No thanks. I’ve seen it, and I’m not impressed.

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Usagi: You have no sense of fashion…

Nezumi: I think that depends on…

Usagi: No, no, that wasn’t a question.

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Uuma: Why are all these recipes like, dangerous? Does it make your food taste better if it's like kinda dangerous?

Ushii: Yes, it absolutely does

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Niwatori at 3am: Do you think birds get sad because they don't have arms?

Dotsuku: Well, do you get sad because you don't have wings?

Niwatori, choked up: every fucking day

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Nezumi: I have a plan

Sharyuu: Does it in involve us not getting shot at?

Nezumi: I said I had a plan, not a miracle

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Niwatori: I got fired from the pitbull rescue

Dotsuku: Oh no! what happened?

Niwatori: I changed all the dogs' name tags...

Dotsuku: No

Niwatori: To..

Dotsuku: Stop-

Niwatori: Mr. Worldwide

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Usagi: I stabbed him 37 times in the chest

Sharyuu: Usagi that kills people!

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Takeyasu: Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?

Nagayuki: Experience

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Nezumi: So, what's your plan for getting past those guys?

Niwatori: Live bait.

Nezumi: Good Idea!

Takeyasu and Niwatori: [ look knowingly at each other ]

Nezumi: [ looks between Takeyasu and Niwatori ]

Nezumi: HEY!

Takeyasu: C'mon, Nez! we need you to create a diversion

Nezumi: What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula?

[A few minutes later]

Nezumi: [ wearing a grass skirt and lei] LUAU!

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Takeyasu: If you're done with pranking, just say it

Ngayuki: I'm done with pranking

Takeyasu: Don't say that!

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"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol

- Tora

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Nezumi:  ♪ You ♪ * points at usagi*  

♪ and you♪  *points at niwatori*

♪ are all psychopaths♪ 

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Tora: these trees are the oldest living beings in this city

Tora: [Bumps into Hitsuji]

Tora: I was wrong

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Niwatori: I wanted to kiss your face

Dotsuku: Why didn't you

Niwatori: I couldn't find it