#just. in case.

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Balnor: I hope that you all get to leave this world with the same comfort that I had: knowing that it's in good hands. Cobb: I ain't doing you a favor, alright? Hardwon: Aw, Cobb. Cobb: You're doin' me one. Hardwon: Let me die, Cobb! Cobb: Let this old man leave the world knowing that the kids are gonna be alright.

[radiation-sickness-got-me-like]

Played Stray. I'm gonna throw up and cry now.

[shmorp-mcdurgen]

my earlier ask made me think of a timeline where jonah did like, legit get kidnapped.

he didn't run from adam's death, so mark didnt get mad at him, but some evil guy saw him crying over adam's corpse and took him.

ooooo... imagine it's cesars first call he goes on with seth and they find and rescue poor jonah who is definitely traumatized-

Ohhhh shit, like. A full fucking rescue mission for Jonah

Seth brings Cesar along to help (kinda) kick the ass of whoever did it

[scramratz]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[nervousmonolith]

figured out why i dislike the term non-man so much thanks random screenshot

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[paddysol]

im at a payphoneee trying to call home

[catmask]

SNAPDEX REPORT: WEEK 1

actually, i guess nows as good a time as any. heres all my pokemon warmups from the past 9 days! i wonder how long i can keep going

[wren-kitchens]

tbh i would have loved a minecraft movie where the world was visibly updating around steve and alex as they explore. like, the first couple days have the old textures and their movement is laggy etc.

it takes a little while for the audience to notice, but as the days go by, there are more mobs and new trees and the movements of everything is smoother. and suddenly everything is so much more colourful than it was before and now the oceans have life, and the villages are huge, and the nether is full of biodiversity and the caves are enormous and theres something lurking at the bottom

and throughout the movie, you can see the odd character in the background of youtubers that started playing during whatever version it is at that point, and when we reach 1.20 all of a sudden alex and steve run into this group of people and its all the new character skins that were introduced at that point

idk its a shame we get something that visibly didnt have much thought put into it aside from 'lets make jumanji again but this time its minectaft' when there are so many possibilities that have so much more interest

[leo-artista]

AU in which Ford is in much worse shape when Stan arrives in the shack so he has to take care of him, and they get to actually talk about stuff instead of fighting

[a-method-in-it]

You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

[basilpaste]

🎁

🎁wip game

The thing that’s important in what I just said is that this is a sweet poison and the demeanor of the person buying it painted a pretty clear picture in my mind.

[wanderingibon]

anya deserved so much better