#just. completely random. and funny only to me

[ninetailedruby]

hiii i was wondering if you had any headcanons about the gang being jealous over their partner? 🤭 sfw or nsfw idk 🤭🤭 big fan of ur writing btw :D!!!

Oh do I ever. And thank you! 💜

Warnings: slight NSFW, jealous/possessive behavior.

Yelena

- She isn't jealous, but she is possessive.

- She gets a kick out of other people staring at you when you're out together because she knows they can see the pretty bruises she left for everyone to see.

Her mouth ghosts over your neck to leave light kisses and when she feels your pulse start to thump faster against her lips you feel her chuckle. Her hands tighten their hold on your hips, her nails leaving little crescent shaped marks on the skin underneath your shirt. Her teeth graze the sensitive skin, nipping hard enough to leave little red marks that are sure to turn purple in a few hours. When you mumble something about how you're going to be late she just shrugs before trailing higher until you can feel her breath right against your ear.

"I'm just adding some finishing touches before we leave."

Bob

- He gets jealous pretty easy but he's not one to make a scene.

- He lets things build up because he doesn't want to talk about it so it always ends up coming out unexpected.

You had just gotten home and barely had time to set down your keys before his hands were on you, pulling you against him and kissing you. The back of his knees hit the couch and he pulls you on top of him, his hands traveling up your back to keep your chest flush against his. His face buries in your neck and his jaw tenses; you smell like so many other people it makes his head feel fuzzy. His lips kiss up your neck till they meet you jaw and he mumbles something.

"Tell me I'm the only one you want"

Ava

- When it happens she can feel it in her whole body; heart palpitations, sweaty palms, churning stomach.

- This poor girl gets jealous bad, so bad she sees no issue with pulling you away from whoever you're talking to when she thinks you need a little reminder who you belong to.

You were blissfully unaware of the daggers your girlfriend has been staring at the congressman you had been speaking to. The two of you were having a completely innocent conversation really but she didn't like the way he was smiling at you or the hand he so casually allowed himself to hold your arm with. The next thing you know there's a hand on your hip and you recognize the owner immediately. When you turn to greet your lover the look in her eyes sends a chill down your spine before she pulls you along.

"With me, now."

Bucky

- Out of everyone he's the least jealous.

- That being said he does have his moments, mostly over random little things like someone else going out of their way to open a door for you.

The two of you are walking around the city in the evening, just enjoying the cool night air and bustling sounds as you make your way to your dinner reservation. Bucky doesn't think anything of it when the two of you make it to the restaurant and a group of people comes out the door laughing and talking loudly. He does notice however when one of them does a double take at you and starts to make their way back to the door to get it for you, not for you and Bucky, just you. Bucky's brows furrow and he holds his hand up to grab the handle before them.

"I've got it, thanks."

John

- He likes to act like he doesn't get jealous, but he does. All the time.

- And you can always tell because he gets whiny and more snarky. He also cannot sit still to save his life, he'll pace or shift around on his feet, roll his shoulders over and over or crack his neck.

It was almost a little funny to see him so worked up over something. You watch him out of the corner of your eye to see him struggling to keep the conversation going with the person across from him. His eyes keep looking back to you and his feet keep shifting uncomfortably. You politely excuse yourself after a few more minutes and make your way over to him and allow your hand to grab his waist, fingers swirling lazily. You were going to have so much fun later with this information. You give him a knowing smile when he turns to look at you.

"Everything okay babe?"

[floridecuts]

Hey guys, I'm back with the promised au comic!! ^-^ Thank you so much for your comments on my recent posts! <3 Let me know what you think of this one and if you liked it! :)

So, let me explain a bit more about this. I got this au idea that Mashita could be a nurse out of the blue some day and it stuck in my head. The thought of Mashita as a prickly nurse was very funny to me, and I thought his tired eyes could work very well for this scenario too. I believe a nurse's job can be very exhausting and, if my memory is correct, often involves working overtime shifts. (Kudos and my greatest respect to anyone working in this field!) So, in this au Yashiki and Mashita get to know each other under different circumstances. It plays (obviously) during Death Mark 2, the events of the Slit Mouthed Kashima case where Yashiki's arm gets injured - only this time the injury is not just an illusion and doesn't disappear when the spirit leaves. Instead of Shou it's Daimon who is with Yashiki when it happens, he calls Mashita during their way back to the school. (Please don't ask the very logical question why he doesn't take Yashiki to his clinic instead... I definitely did not just realize this mistake now, right before posting this. Just... throw logic out of the window for the duration of these short 7 pages, please. ^^') The idea is that Mashita is a nurse working in Daimon's clinic, hence they know each other. Daimon asks him for help because he knows Mashita is a person he can trust and he could really need an extra hand for removing all these scissor blades. Thankfully it doesn't take Mashita long to arrive (but of course Daimon gave Yashiki some pain meds for the meantime, so the pain is at least manageable). I thought it'd be hilarious if Mashita got hit by Armor's arrow the moment he sees Yashiki for the first time (especially because he "bickered" about him moments before). xD And I have fun drawing him blushing, so I couldn't resist adding that scene. Btw, Mashita and Yashiki haven't met each other before in this au, but my idea was that Daimon has mentioned him and his work to Mashita in the past, hence he referred to Yashiki before as "that ghost hunter guy". As Mashita doesn't have any spiritual abilities/powers and seems like a skeptic character in general to me, I found it fitting here that he doesn't believe in spirits or supernatural stuff. Until the day he meets Yashiki that is. I like to think that, after this evening, Mashita changes or at least rethinks his previous opinion on spirits and offers Daimon to call him again whenever "that ghost hunter guy" gets himself injured again (definitely not because he'd like to see Yashiki again, of course). Sorry for the abrupt end, I cut it off after the revelation of the unjury because I couldn't quite decide how to continue from there.

I am aware that, from a medical standpoint, Daimon's choice to treat that wounded arm in the school's infirmary is probably not the best choice but I just ignored this for the sake of drawing this comic (as I said, just throw logic out the window for this ^^'). Same goes for the probably high risk of permanent damage to the arm/hand with that injury and any other medical inaccuracies. I get random ideas like this a lot, but am not great with figuring out a complete (and realistic) story. I guess I don't have a talent for storytelling as a whole, but more for short moments of drama, fluff or some funny moments. ^^'

I really grew to like the idea of Mashita as a nurse while drawing this. That's probably because I love healer/medic characters in general in fictional works. And it was really fun to draw our cranky ex-detective in nurse clothing. xD (Am I the only one thinking those look super comfortable to wear?) I would love to draw more for this in the future, especially if you guys like the idea as well. Though at the moment I'm out of ideas for new scenes. But in case any of you have ideas, let me know! I'd be happy to hear about them, maybe they can spark my inspiration. :)

Btw. I did notice that I made a mistake with the injury, as in the game it's Yashiki's other arm that gets injured. But it'll just stay this way now, it's an au after all with a lot of things that are different from canon. The next au short comic will be focusing more on Yashiki and some other Mark Bearers, but Mashita will appear too. It's mostly fluff with a little bit of romance at the end. Hope you'll like it. I'm curious to see which au you'll like more in the end - or if you don't like them. Either way, let me know what you think! ^^

Thanks for taking a look and have a nice week! :)

[deusvervewrites]

random thought after reading the ua crush anon ask: yknow theres something kinda funny to me about the fact that class b are in fact, incredibly close to class a's level. like, despite likely getting a similar treatment in the provisional exams with several schools gunning for them with the majority of students being a year or two older with as many additional years of training, all twenty of them passed that round (and then the rescue round too!) and then when we see them in actual battles down the line, theyre pulling as much weight as class a (barring main character/spotlight moments lol). class b only looks (a bit) weaker because their main appearances were getting beaten by class a. compared to literally any other first years from any other schools, class b is also freakishly competent for their ages.

but alas. despite being framed as genuine competition during the jta, despite fighting in major battles alongside their sister class, i still stumble upon fics where class b is written as completely, utterly incompetent, often with untagged character bashing. like, come on i just want to read these kids playing some games together!

Well people also act like Vlad King is a horrible teacher despite him canonically being better than Aizawa (source, Aizawa said it)

[sbaren]

Nerdjo x BlackFem!Reader

CW: nsfw,Masturbation (male), all characters are 18+

You never made a real effort with him, he was just easy to mess with. The kind of guy who never smiled in class, who flinched when someone brushed past him in the hallway, who barely answered when you talked to him, and never looked you in the eye. Gojo Satoru was all bad posture, ugly hoodies, and headphones glued to his ears.

Sometimes you sat a little too close when the room was full, asked him for a pen when you clearly had three. Lean over his notes and make dumb jokes about the shows he watched just to see that awkward pause before he pushed his glasses up his nose and muttered something snarky under his breath.

He wasn’t mean, not exactly. Always sharp like you were a distraction he couldn’t afford, and also couldn’t fully ignore. You weren’t even that interested it was just… funny, something about how flustered he got when you tapped his shoulder and acted like it was the first time you’d ever met.

He made it too easy.

Gojo swore to his only two friends Geto and Shoko that he hated you. Which wasn’t completely false, just very far from the truth.

He hated the way you yelled "Satoruuuu" in front of everyone, dragging it out with a fake pout. He hated how you always showed up with a new hairstyle like a wig braids or different looks like you were switching personalities just to get under his skin. But what he hated the most was how his dick twitched in his pants every time you leaned a little too close to tease him about his interests.

"Wait—Digimon? Isn’t that like Pokémon’s weird little cousin you’re always talking about?"

He wanted to throw you out the window, but damn he couldn’t stop looking at your glossed-up mouth.

When Gojo got home that day, he ran straight upstairs without even saying hi to his parents. He locked himself in his room, breath short and took down the corkboard nailed to the wall. The front looked normal. An organized mess of colorful post-its, scribbled class notes, study schedules, and random anime stickers.

But the side pressed against the wall, was what really mattered.

Photos of you.

Some taken from your Insta, which Gojo stalked secretly through Shoko’s phone, never daring to add you himself. Others were selfies you’d taken jokingly with his phone during study sessions. Pics you thought you’d deleted… but he had saved and printed them.

Gojo pulled down his pants and boxers all at once, freeing his dick, already painfully hard, precum glistening along its thick vein. His hand grabbed it immediately, trembling, almost angry like he blamed his own body for reacting to you like this.

"She probably moans so pretty… I just know she’d be loud as fuck—huhh, fuck."

He shut his eyes. Your face burned behind his lids, soft around the edges but vivid where it mattered: your gloss, your smug little laugh, the way your skirt always hiked up just enough to make him ache.

Gojo started stroking slowly, palm burning hot against his skin, the wet sound of his hand filling the silent room. Each movement drew a low, broken sound from his throat.

He gripped himself tighter and pictured himself between your thighs, your gloss smudged on his chest, your voice humming his name like a joke "Satoruu~". His pace quickened, wrist tight, breath uneven, veins bulging down his arm as his hips betrayed him.

"Always acting so innocent… bet you’d let me fuck that attitude right outta you."

His stomach clenched hard, a sharp spasm that rocked through his whole body. And he came in hot thick ropes that splattered across his shirt—already sticking to his sweaty skin, his stomach, and the hand still wrapped around his cock.

The first shot hit high, landing on his chest. The second dripped slower, creamy and heavy, coating his long fingers and sliding down his swollen veins. It dripped from his hand, warm and sticky, trailing down to his tense thighs.

The silence after was brutal. Awkward. His heartbeat too loud. His eyes drifted toward his phone screen just as it lit up with a notification.

"Hey Satoruu, you free Friday night? Thought I could come over to your place for yk… help with that homework Mr. Nanami gave me."

He grinned like an idiot. Poor thing had no idea you were just trying to win a stupid bet, the one where you had to fuck him.

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[azulasarcana]

- Enhypen Jake in bed

⠀⠀⠀ ୨୧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ୨ৎ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ฅ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ೀ

Based of tarot for entertainment purposes only 18+

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Turn ons

Jake likes his partner to be a challenge. He craves back and forth, sharp bickering, teasing, and coldness that keeps him on edge. He loves when they act like they don’t care, when they’re indifferent to him in public, almost like strangers or even enemies. So much so that people might think they can’t stand each other. But behind closed doors, it’s a different story. They share a secret connection that only comes alive through sex. In those moments, all the walls fall away. He loves when they suddenly turn talkative, eager, and completely alive with him. The push and pull, hot and cold tension keeps everything electric, but always responsive, always intensely present during moments of flirting.

He might love those last minute, impulsive hookups. The kind where he gets a random text like, “I know we aren’t talking, but I’m in your city. Come over.” He could try to resist, tell himself he’s done with this messy relationship but he always folds in the end. No matter what he’s doing or how busy he is, he’ll drop everything just to be with them. It’s like he can’t help it.

He might be drawn to someone with endless variety. Someone who can’t be pinned down to just one vibe. A person who can pull off all kinds of styles and concepts, who surprises him every time with something new. Someone who can switch from cute to sexy in an instant. He’d probably enjoy a partner who’s open to exploring different sexual experiences and has a flexible, ever changing personality. At the same time, he might actually prefer a smaller body count or sticking to one partner if he really likes them. Someone he can keep coming back to, over and over. But that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t enjoy looking around, checking out different women, always on the hunt for that next spark or unexpected connection.

Turn offs

Jake isn’t a fan of too much self control, whether that’s in himself or his partner. He wants sex to feel raw, free, and unrestrained, without shame or rules hanging over his head. Boundaries, restrictions, or having to wait around frustrate him. He wants to be able to act on his desire exactly when he feels it, no questions asked.

He also can’t stand fake reactions. Performances and lies turn him off completely. If a partner pretends to enjoy it or flat out lies to him about how they feel, it cuts deep. He wants honesty.

When it comes to personality, he doesn’t like someone who’s overly know it all or always trying to outsmart him. It’s not that he dislikes intelligence itself, he just doesn’t want someone who’s constantly bossy, controlling, or trying to dictate how things should go. He wants a partner who challenges him, sure but not one who tries to run the entire show.

During sex, Jake is all about being natural and going with the flow. He doesn’t try to control every move or force a certain outcome, he just lets the energy guide him, trusting that things will unfold the way they’re meant to. This makes him feel at ease and deeply present in the moment.

He’s likely very thoughtful and attentive to his partner, moving with a natural rhythm that feels almost intuitive. There’s a nurturing, comforting energy to him. He pays close attention to every little reaction, every shift in their breathing or body language. Even if there was tension before, he’d speak to them kindly and gently during sex.

He might love positions where he can see his partner fully, especially from behind. He wants to take it all in, to see every part of them. Because he’s so caught up in the moment and doesn’t try to control himself too tightly, he might not last very long, finishing quickly simply because he’s letting his body feel everything as it comes.

Final thoughts 💭

Jake reminds me of Drake or a Drake song to say the least. It’s funny to me cause I find drakes situationships to be corny but I’ll give Jake a pass since Jake is in his twenties and Drake is like pushing 50. If you wanna understand Jake go listen to a Drake album

Channeled song - Drake - Not You Too

[hanizmiyu]

Azul core:

"No monetizing,Ashengrotto" NAH EVEN TREIN KNOWS HIM LMAO

Did he always act like this even in class? ROFLMAO

Bros is a salerman but seriously people will just pirate it or smth

LMAO BROS GREEDY

If Azul is a sin he will be greed😞🙏

Also LOVE HOW LUCIUS LOOK LMAO

BRO IS A CUTIE PATOOTIE 😭😭💞💞 HE JUST A CAT🥹

[fatedroses]

Jullus???

[quibbs126]

Okay, stupid silly idea I had that I feel like sharing now for whatever reason

So this is TF One universe, and sometime after Megatron joins, he ends up having a surprise sparkling no one knew about until then. The High Guard at first want to know who the sire is (mostly because they assume it’s someone here and want to cast judgement), but Megatron confirms that it wasn’t any of them, and it was instead someone back from his Iacon days, though he’s weird and vague about it so all that’s really given is the implied confirmation, and no actual answer as to the sire. But given what little they know of his past (because he’s super cagey about it), as well as some of the sparkling’s colors, they generally come to the conclusion from his response that it has to be Orion Pax/Optimus Prime

But the thing is, in this scenario, D-16 and Orion Pax really were just good platonic friends, and D-16 at least was seeing someone else. Orion is 100% not the sire. But because of the general lack of information the High Guard are working with, they’ve just assumed the two were romantic, even though Megatron has never outright said as much, and this new sparkling just furthers that idea in their heads. But like, it is in fact someone else

And because of Megatron’s caginess, as well as no one directly bringing up this assumption to him, this misconception goes uncorrected for a comically long time. Possibly to the point where the truth only gets out because the High Guard say to Optimus at some point that he’s the sire to Megatron’s sparkling, to both Optimus and Megatron’s incredible confusion

But however the truth comes out, I imagine it to be pretty funny

[sundial-bee-scribbles]

i dont usually post random snippets like this but everyone PLS listen to chii she is adorable 🥺🐟

[scootarooni]

o i forgor to talk abt miku expo!!

DUDE it was one of the most fun things I've been too aaa my calves are still sore from all the standing and dancing I did lmao. I hope it didnt annoy anyone near me that I was singing along to everything aahahaha (but also everyone was singing to Miku and World is Mine so I don't feel that bad abt it)

Sat next to a super sweet person who lent me and my friend spare lightsticks ; w ; and it was just. so awesome being around other vocaloid fans wow

The merch line was waaay too long both before and after the concert and I had like a little over an hour of driving back home to do so I didnt even bother

my friend that I brought with me had a blast as well!!! which was super reassuring becos he knew next to nothing abt vocaloid going into it.

OH ALSO THE LIVE BAND? SPECTACULAR. We were close enough that we could see them and aa they were singing along too. Seeing them get super into unknown mothergoose was the highlight of the night tbh (and yes i cried during it yeah yeah)

my camera is garbage🚮so the image and audio quality is blugh but here's a sweet little vid some of us singing to world is mine ^_^ (VOLUME WARNING)

[ayara-resara]

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[smile-files]

oh yeah i watched the new ii and it was pretty wack. my only two thoughts are

i love cabby

they had to neutralize clover?????? hello?????????

[glitchfang]

this is just petty but i think one of the most ironic things about the “madoka is misogynistic shit you shouldnt support because of an interview i misinterpreted” post is that op was an attack on titan fan well after that author was exposed over here for his right wing views. like. cmon, at least be consistent

[keeps-ache]

[walking around, peering into people's faces like i'm in an art exhibit] hm. nice

[fingertipsmp3]

Had THE funniest dream last night

[ishika-star]

I always thought the “Dick Grayson is a crashout” was just a response to the fanon version of him but…it’s kinda true. Untouchable was Nightwing screaming at rogues and beating the shit out of everyone for 6 issues straight