#just. check it out. i am O B S E S S E D

[jeanmoreaux]

i need you all to go check out jensen mcrae’s album are you happy now? because i have not been able to listen to anything else for a day

[deus-ex-mona]

scrolled a little too far back on mogetwt and found pure gold:

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[lokigonnakmsforbucky]

Dean Winchester NSFW Alphabet

We made sammy one, we gotta make dean one! This was also requested by an anonymous user! Enjoy!

Rating: MINORS DNI!! 18++

Warnings: Its NSFW thats a warning enough;)

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A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)

Dean is definitely a cuddler, He is always holding you and making sure you are okay. You come first in his mind.

B= Body part (Their favorite body part on themselves and their partners.)

Dean's favorite part of his own body is his smile. He knows he could get what he wants in seconds with one flash of it. On his partner he loves their thighs and mostly when they are around his face ;)

C=Cum (What does he do with it. I AM disgusting)

Dean loves when he sees his cum all over you. Your face, your stomach, but he loves it when it drips out of you.

D=Dirty talk (How much do they dirty talk?)

This Man's mouth is DIRTY, he could get you on your knees in no time.

E=Experience (how experienced are they?)

Dean is definitely experienced to say the least, so rest assured he knows what he is doing.

F=Favorite position (goes without saying)

Cowgirl- Dean is a SUCKER for this position. He loves when you take him how you want him, plus a face full of tits? Yes please.

Doggystyle- Dean loves looking at you taking him, pounding into you to show you who you belong to.

G=Goofy (how goofy or how serious they are in the moment?)

Dean can be goofy or serious. Depending how you both feel or the heat of the moment.

I=Intimacy (How are things during the moment, romantic aspect.)

Deans eyes never leave your body, his hands are on you at every moment.

J=Jack off

Dean gets off at least 4 times a week, his sex drive is high and when he isn’t around you he has to release that frustration. Maybe even calling you for some sexy phone sex ;)

K=Kinks

Dean loves to be dominant with you, but what a lot of people don’t know is that he loves to be dominated by you. He loves when you take control over him and take what you need.

He also has a knife kink… he doesn’t get why he does but just the thought of having it out against your skin or his skin… he loves it.

L=Location (where you guys would do the deed)

Dean would do it anywhere you would be game to do it at, but his favorite is in Baby the sweet 67’ Impala…. Mostly when you give him road head.

M=Motivation (what turns him on, or gets them going)

Dean loves seeing you in his flannels… plus eating pie, having whip cream all over your face? He is ready to pounce.

N=No (Something they wouldn’t do, or turns them off.)

ANYTHING that hurts your or puts you in harms way. You are his world, he won’t let that get hurt.

O=Oral (do they like giving, receiving, both?)

Dean LOVES giving you head, eating you out like a cherry pie. Your his fav flavor though.

Dean loves when you give him head, it relaxes him instantly.

P=Pace (Are they slow? Fast? Rough?)

Depends on Deans mood, he loves taking you rough and fast. But he loves being nice and slow.

Q=Quickie (Their opinion on it, how often would they have one)

Dean is always up for quickies, anytime you both need one he is up and ready.

R=Risk (Are they risky)

In deans line of work, risk is dangerous. But if your down…so is he.

S=Stamina (how long can you last? How many rounds?)

Sessions with a Dean are long, hot, and heavy. You can take 3 rounds but Dean… he can make you do as many rounds he wants.

T=Toys (Do you guys own toys? Do they use them?)

You guys explore with vibrators and sometimes restraints.

U=Unfair (How likely would they tease?)

You would be the one that would be a tease, Dean would definitely have his way with you later ;)

V=Volume (How loud are they)

Dean breathes heavy, low growls and grunts

X=X-ray (what’s going own down there)

Dean is beyond average…he is definitely bigger than most guys.

Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive)

Deans sex drive is VERY high, you can’t deny that.

Z=ZZZ (how fast he would fall asleep)

Dean would wait till you were taking care of and asleep before even getting comfortable. You come first.

[jungwnies]

syn ' a-z alphabet (safe for work) yang jungwon pairing ' bf!jungwon x gn!reader

requested ! i am soooo sorry this took so long... i lowkey forgot about it until i came back on a few days ago

a ⋆ affection - how affectionate are they?

he's literally a cat

he's so affectionate with you

always cuddling

always playing with your hand or your fingers

literally attached to the hip

b ⋆ bonding - how often do they bond with you?

all the time

hes a big bonder duh

whenever he isn't at schedules

he spends all of his time with you

c ⋆ communication - do they keep in touch with you when they're away?

yes ofc

but he's leader

so he only gets to give you a lot of his time while he's at the hotel

he texts you through out the day but he can't hold a conversation until the day is over :c

d ⋆ dates - how often do they set up a date for you two?

all the time

but they will be the most cute dates

arcades, carnivals, festivals, amusement parks

little walks around the river and very pretty scenery ofc

e ⋆ essential - what is the thing that is important to them?

family

friends

the usual

the relationships he has with people

and lastly, the members

f ⋆ friends - how did the friendship start?

in school

you guys were definitely forced to work together on a project

and from there you guys became friends

g ⋆ gross - what is the thing he hates in your relationship?

lies

omg he hates liars so much

h ⋆ hugs - do they like hugs? how do they feel?

ofc he likes hugs

he loves them so much

they're always so loving and comforting

his embrace is like home

i ⋆ i love you- how fast do they say i love you?

he doesn't say it first that's for sure

he says it when you say it

because he doesn't want to mess anything up

he's scared to lose you or scare you away with the love bomb

j ⋆ jealousy - how jealous do they get?

not very jealous

but he definitely gives whoever is checking you out a dirty look

k ⋆ kiss - how good are they at kissing?

he's a good kisser

not the bomb.com

but his kisses are sweet :C

l ⋆ love - how do they show their love to you?

giving you his time

when he puts anything down just to pay attention to you

that is how he shows you he loves you

he just loves spending time with you ugh

m ⋆ mad - how often do you argue?

not often

but sometimes

but they are never bad arguments

n ⋆ naughty - how do they deal with you annoying them?

he annoys you back

duh!

doesn't get mad though LOL

o ⋆ open - how often do they open up to you?

all the time

you are his backbone

his support

his everything

he always opens up to you

p ⋆ pet names - how are they with pet names?

babe, baby, jagi

just the simple ones

nothing too crazy

q ⋆ quiet - silent treatment?

he gets pouty

but never silent

r ⋆ ramble - how often do they talk about you to others?

all the time

he boasts about you like it's his job

forget being an idol

talking about you is his new career

s ⋆ soft - how soft are they to you?

literally the softest with you

so sweet

always cuddling with you

bro is literally a cat???

t ⋆ think - what reminds them of you?

animals

everytime he sees a cute animal

he thinks of you

he will see a bunny and be like

"it's almost as cute as MY y/n"

always says "my" before your name

cus you are his

u ⋆ unhappy - what makes them break if you break up with them?

just the fact he can't hold you anymore

the way his bed feels so empty without you besides him

makes him

so

fucking

sad

so

dont even

think

about

breaking

up

with

jungwon

otherwise

both sides of your pillow

WILL BE WARM

v ⋆ vacation - how are they with long distance relationships?

he's so bad at this

nothing that can break a relationship

but he just can't handle it

as well as some people can

w ⋆ wholesome - the sweetest thing they ever did to you?

obviously when he surprised you by coming home early

x ⋆ extra headcanon

expanding on him coming home early

you were really sad because he was on tour

for literally so long

and he told you he wouldn't be back for another 3 weeks

because there are new added dates

but little did you know the later dates weren't for another 2 months

so when he came in and surprised you

you wanted to cry

tears of joy obviously

y ⋆ young and beautiful - (how long does it last?)

a very long time

but i don't know if it will last forever

i feel like he would be the type to be in a super long relationship

and you guys just

fall out of love.

DAMN

i should write a story about that

z ⋆ zzz - how do they sleep with you?

he always has an arm around you

keeps you close because

he never knows

when he will have to leave again

so he keeps you super close

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[dreamgenerator]

Simon "Ghost" Riley NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: 18+, mention of public sex, mention of daddy kink, mention of marking

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- He'll clean you up very gently.

- Thoroughly check if you were hurt.

- If you want anything else, you got it. He'll even go to grocery store in 2 am if you want something.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- His favorite part of your body must be your thighs. Leaves countless marks on it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- Loves to cum on you. Especially on your belly and thighs.

- Then look down at you covered in his cum, Satisfied.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- Though about having a public sex but never did since he hate the possibility of someone seeing you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- Not his first time, but not much experience. Didn't thought it's his things.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

- Cowgirl. Love to guide you with his hand on your pelvis.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

- Probably dead serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

- Just keeping it clean.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- Doesn't say much but hold you tightly with a lot of kisses.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

- Doesn't do it often. But when he is away and have a thought about you, he might.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

- 'Daddy' kink: Didn't know it was his thing. But when you said 'daddy' in the middle of making love, he went wild, keep asking questions like 'who's your daddy?' or 'who's fucking you right now?' And when you said 'I'm yours, daddy.', he lost it.

- Marking: Loves to leave marks on you and loves it when you leave it on him. He usually keeps it subtle-not too obvious but visible.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

- Your house.

- No public sex. Doesn't want anyone to see you. (But had a thought about having it.)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- You. Especially when you beg him.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- Something that could hurt you. Including any bruises other than markings.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

- Loves to receive an oral but only when you want too.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

- Starts slow but end up being rough and fast. But he knows your limit and doesn't overdo it.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- When you fire him up in the public, he might take you home and have quickies.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

- No risks. Especially something that might hurt you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- Til the sun rises. Only if you want.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- Have a flashlight. But don't use it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

- He will edge you, by stopping or slowing down right before the orgasm.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

- Not so much. Voice low, Growls and groans, Some swears.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

- He loved it when he got out of the shower and saw you sitting on the bed, naked.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- Thick in the middle

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- Without you? Not so much.

-But with you? He can spent the whole weekend in bed.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- Not until he makes sure you got your aftercare.

NSFW Alphabet Template by @the-coldest-goodbye

[doumekiss]

Calling all my fellow Dungeon Meshi fans!

So I’m trying to get back to writing more oneshots (for the last month I mostly just been translating my old stuff to english) and so I decided to do an A to Z challenge for Dungeon Meshi fanfics. What I want you guys to do is to send me a one word prompt + a ship in the notes.

My main ships are labru and farcille, but I also like laishuro, kikimari, kabumisu, chilshi, cithadol, mithmil, izutade and am also interested in writing gen for any platonic dynamics :D 

Also if you guys want to check out the other stuff I've written for this fandom in the past you can see it here

A - Alcohol (Chilchuck/Senshi)

B - Breasts (Cithis/Pattadol)

C - Cicadas (Laios/Shuro)

D - Dance (Mithrun/Milsiril, Laios/Kabru)

E - Esteem (Kuro and Mickbell + Chilchuck)

F - Flavor (Marcille/Falin)

G - 

H - Heartache (Marcille/Falin)

I - Intentions (Laios/Kabru, Marcille/Falin)

J -

K - Keeper (Mithrun's Brother and Mithrun)

L - Lamia (Laios/Kabru + Mithrun)

M - Motherhood (Milsiril and Kabru)

N -

O - Offspring (Laios/Kabru)

P - Poison (Cithis/Pattadol)

Q - 

R - Ramen Noodles (Milsiril and Mithrun)

S - Succubi (Laios/Kabru, Kabru and Mithrun)

T - Taste Testing (Kabru and Mithrun, Mithrun/Milsiril)

U - Unrequited (Kabru and Rin)

V - 

W - White Day (Laios/Kabru)

X - Xerochrysum (Marcille/Falin)

Y - 

Z - 

[this-is-ris]

Thank you for the tags everyone! Take a seat, or grab her hand for a journey into some Ris Lore Basics!

B A S I C S

-Name: Ris Dei-ijla -Nicknames: Haven (as called by her partner, Qara) Glasses (by a friend, named Fish) and Rissy (Dinky Dinky’s name for her) -Age: 55 -Nameday: 12th Sun of the 6th Umbral Moon -Race: Rava Viera -Gender: CIS Female -Orientation: Pansexual -Profession: Gleaner, Herbalist, Fledgling Apothecary

P H Y S I C A L    A S P E C T S

-Hair: Thick wavy blanket of dark brown hair, absolutely fluffy and soft. Always woven with fresh flowers and herbs. -Eyes: Bright jade, constant glow to them. Wears red-hued eye makeup around her outer and lower lids. -Skin: Tan, freckles all over from head to toe. -Tattoos/scars: None to speak of, will on occasion wear body paint reminiscent of her tribe.

F A M I L Y

-Parents: Ceres Dei-ijla (mother) -Siblings: many sisters (some known, some unknown) -Grandparents: Unknown/Deceased  -In-laws and Other: self adopted brother Bem Dei-jla. -Pets: Rabbit named Pancake

S K I L L S

Abilities:  -Channeling aether, for use with summoning or healing magicks. -Use of a guard stick/glaive -Use of tomes if practicing summoning magicks.  -Aethersight that can read one’s emotions/aura to an extent.  Hobbies: -Gardening/Foraging, Reading, Dancing, baking sweets and preparing medicines for her friends and loved ones.

T R A I T S

-Most Positive Trait: Selfless and willing to help just about anyone. -Most Negative Trait: Worrying too much for others’ safety and wellbeing where it may seem she loses sight/trust of them being able to handle themselves just fine.

L I K E S

-Colors: Purples, greens, blues -Smells: Jasmine, oud wood, vanilla, moss -Textures: soft delicate flower petals, dewy moss on tree bark, velvety tuft of fur, smooth leather cover of a well-loved notebook. -Drinks: Teas, botanical beverages, fruit juices

O T H E R   D E T A I L S

Smokes: Doesn’t go out of her way to, but has done some experimenting with special grasses she may come across.. Just for science. Drinks: Socially, with friends and at her favorite taverns when passing by the area Drugs: only drugs being of the medicinal variety she tests for herself (to check for side effects) aside from that, not recreationally unless we’re talking special grasses again..hehe Mount Issuance: a chocobo she was given a great deal on during her first time visiting the Shroud, named Lilah. Ris prefers traveling on foot, so oftentimes Lilah will just be her trail companion to share company with and be in charge of carrying their food and blankets. Been Arrested: No, but she has been (self) exiled! (:

This was super fun and I know I am a bit late so won't try and tag too many if I have seen one for you @justatheo @the-white-snake @prudentfolly @bemsbigboom (no pressure, but just in case~)

[enha-sua]

(🔴) ... [ NOW PLAYING ] [ENGENE-MADE] A-Z WITH SUA !

( a is for... ) at this point *tsk* i don't even know man , it's just at this point really

( b is for... ) boynextdoor *winks* listen to their song , it's a good song to skip down the street and disassociate from life.

( c is for... ) crab? jay i am allergic to crab , are you trying to take me out of this earth , what's your beef with me.

( d is for... ) don't you value the air , you like life right , then unhand my phone jake.

( e is for... ) *falls out of chair , gets up like nothing happened* "eh , i've had worse happened to me before."

( f is for... ) forget it , im getting the shoes , will deal with the consequences later.

( g is for... ) goddammit *looks at the staff* who said that *she's alone*

( h is for... ) have you seen my fake nail , im gonna try and glue it back on , i gotta get my moneys worth.

( i is for... ) i could've been a neurosurgeon had i not taken the idol role... think about that , i could've been holding a knife as a job *everyone is silently praying*

( j is for... ) *jungwon asking her to translate* jungwon my love , i am not the right person for this job , i can barely speak korean.

( k is for... ) karma is the best song on the album *check the comments* why are you guys booing me in the comments.

( l is for... ) love triangles bring me so much stress *literally sitting in between heeseung and sunghoon the biggest love triangle in kpop*

( m is for... ) maybe i am the problem... yeah it's definitely me.

( n is for... ) no , i simply don't want to do it , and you can't make.

( o is for... ) *randomly when it's quite* ooooh eeee like karma-a-a

( p is for... ) *screams at the top of her lungs* PARK SUNGHOON *sunghoon is scared* "can you get that"

( q is for... ) quite , im looking for my airpod and i can't think.

( r is for... ) *ni-ki talking while she's driving* ri-ki i will crash this car if i don't focus , calm down.

( s is for... ) so what you're saying is that you hate me , wow after all we've been through *all heeseung said was no*

( t is for... ) take my photo sunghoon *gets photo back* did you take it with a refrigerator, this is terrible.

( u is for... ) uhhh im not sure if i can answer that without legal liability.

( v is for... ) vote for me best enhypen member.

( w is for... ) what the hell *everyone is shock* what , i didn't say nothing

( x is for... ) xoxo <3 *thinks for a second* somi baby please come back i miss you

( y is for... ) *reads a mean comment* you hate my voice?? i mean you can turn off the live , im the one who has to live with it so.

( z is for... ) zero intellectual thoughts in there , just marbles and vibes.

©️ENHA-SUA

[maggstar]

i fall in love in your part of nsfw alphabet for jay!! can you do full version?

happy to hear that! ofc ^^

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The sweetest human being.

Jay is the type to cuddle and caress your body, play with your hair and kiss you all over while staying inside of you, begging you to stay like this for a few more minutes. The type to wash you in the shower/bath and take care of you, get you in your PJ's and hop back in the bed with you as he wraps his arms around you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

I don’t know why but I would say jawline? Like dude has a sharp, striking jawline, and I think he knows we’re simping for it. I don’t think he unintentionally shows his side profile so often, bro is proud (as he should because damn). I can just imagine him asking his s/o to mark him up on there because he would love to stare at it afterward.

When it comes to his s/o, I immediately thought of legs: thighs, calves, basically the whole leg. I just see him being the type of boyfriend to help his s/o take off their high heels while he places kisses from your knees to your thighs. Dude probably loves when women wear heels because they look more attractive. Yea, so legs.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Breeding.

Definitely loves watching his cum leaking out of his s/o, grazing over her hole with his cock several times to spread it and push it back in, not wanting a single droplet to escape. Likes to come inside her mouth during oral, not making her swallow but rather spit it out in his palm so he can push it inside her with his fingers.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Hear me out on this, but I think he loves his s/o wearing high heels. He gets turned on whenever they wear a skirt and put on a pair of high heels, placing their leg over his. He probably buys his s/o heels on purpose just so he could see them wearing them around him.

If he decides to travel somewhere with them, he will ask them to put on the heels on purpose so he can just caress and massage their legs the whole time. On those days, he will definitely make love to you, never taking those shoes off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

100%.

Jay definitely had some relationships and flings, so I am sure he is experienced in bed quite well. He knows what he likes and what not, how to pleasure a woman and make them see stars.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I see Jay being the most romantic, so anything where he and his s/o can be extremely close to each other. He loves to feel his s/o body lingering over his, hands wrapped around each other while kissing passionately. Missionary is probably his go-to, but if his s/o wants to take the lead, the lotus is one of his favorites.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Pretty serious, mainly concentrated on making his partner feel good, constantly checking in to make sure everything is alright. Has established a safeword just in case.

Nevertheless, will occasionally make jokes or funny remarks because he loves seeing his s/o smiling and laughing.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Would say neat. Don't think he likes to grow it out or even shape it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

The most romantic knight in armor. Loves to takes things slow and see you gradually melting underneath, kissing every place on your body amidst gently stroking it, complimenting your breathtaking aspects over and over. Will hold and caress your head if you're the one whose giving, constantly praising.

During the deed, his hands will be intertwined with yours, not breaking the contact until it's over. He wants to be as close as it's possible, choosing positions where he can look into your eyes and kiss you/hug you.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Will get comfortable in his bed, with no one disturbing. Likes to take it slow in the beginning and be a bit lazy. Will eventually speed up and tighten his grip, stroke harder and watch himself in the mirror. It's a turn on for some reason, imagining lewd scenarios in his head. Won't do it often because he doesn't have time or the privacy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding, face-sitting and face-fucking, sleepy sex, lingerie, formal wear (suits and expensive dresses), romantic massages, alluring scent, praise (giving and receiving).

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Jay is husband material, so anywhere at home. In the bedroom, in the living room, but mainly in the kitchen. He loves cooking together and sometimes it can lead to you spread out on the corner with him between your legs. Let's say baking christmas cookies together can go many good ways...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Making love to you.

As I have said earlier, Jay is the most romantic. He loves passionate sex and the feeling of connection. If he comes home to his s/o dressed in lingerie with lit candles, he will instantly lose it. Hearing praises and words of affirmation is heaven for him.

The biggest turn on, however, is whenever he is told he's loved. "I love you" are his favourite three words that will prompt him to do anything.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

A third-party or participating in extreme/bizarre kinks. Likes to keep it intimate and casual.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving. Perhaps a bit sloppy, but a quick learner who's very enthusiastic. He loves to make his partner feel good, and he likes to do it different ways. With his mouth, he enjoys pleasuring as a type of foreplay, offering his s/o to ride his face so he can let them reach their high the way they want it.

He can't help but push his tongue inside while their clit rubs on his nose bridge. Will hold them down with his hands, pressing them on his face until he can't breathe.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual, for sure - Jay loves making love to his s/o.

He likes how they whimper under his embrace as he slowly pushes in and out, hands knitted to each other to deepen the moment. He would take his time with his s/o, never skipping the foreplay. It would always start with a slow and passionate make-out session before ending up naked in each other’s arms. He loves to observe the pleasure his partner experiences during the deed.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

A no in his book. To him, quickies are a fast way to cum and be done, which is the opposite of how he looks at sex. He wants to take his time during intercourse and make love until both sides are satisfied, both mentally and physically. He needs to make his partner feel loved and cared for and expects the same in return.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Definitely will experiment. He will be down to try anything new with his s/o as long as it doesn't cross his comfort zone. New positions, new places, even roleplay. He doesn't want sex to be boring or monotonous, and exploring is the best way to find out a new fondness.

However, he will never engage in something risky. For safety reasons, Jay will always choose the secure path. Very keen on protection and hygiene, highly responsible in this department. Prefers being alone with his partner and zero possibility of someone catching him in the act.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Very high. Jay exercises a lot and overall keeps a healthy lifestyle, which provides him a very high stamina. He can go many rounds but won't overdo it. Perhaps one or two more times, but his s/o has to help out as well.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He personally doesn't, but wouldn't mind trying it out with his partner. He may end up liking vibrators a lot, using it on both sides depending on the situation. (might develop a little addiction to being edged and overstimulated with it.)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not a lot because he's impatient. He wouldn't want to keep his partner waiting but rather provide them with anything they would need. The same goes to him. Honestly, he hates waiting, so if he wants you, he's having you asap.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not loud, only quiet groans or moans, which he would vocalize in his s/o ear. He thinks it’s more intimate because his partner is the only one hearing him in that way. He would say many words of affirmations, though, such as “I love you”, “you’re so beautiful”, etc.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Mr. big dick in the building.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Controlled. He doesn't view sex highly necessary to prove his love or affection, trying to do it less so when he does make love, it is meaningful and connecting. Won't push you into anything for his needs and will respect you.

If you make the first move by sitting on his lap or rubbing his chest from behind, he'll understand that you want to have fun and be close to him, and he won't ever complain with that.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not until he's sure his partner is comfortable and satisfied beside him, snuggling into him and dozing off to sleep. Soft pillow talk is a must, even if he doesn't manage to say everything that is on his mind. He'll fall asleep once he knows his lover is safe and happy in his arms.

[jiliicitaffairs]

Unreleased Taylor Swift songs I’ve collected

A

All night diner

A little more like you

Am I ready for love?

American boy

Angelina

Apology song to Rachael Hunter

B

Baby blue

Barnyard song

Beautiful days

Beautiful eyes

Being with my baby

Better off

Brand new world

Brought up that way

Bunny hips don’t lie

By the way

C

Can I go with you?

Cannonball (Ft. Justin Bieber)

Check out this view

Closest to a cowboy

Cross my heart

D

Dark blue Tennessee

Didn’t they

Don’t hate me for loving you

Down came the rain

Drama Queen

F

Fall back on you

Fire

Firefly

G

Gracie

H

Halfway to Texas

Her

Honey baby

Houston rodeo

I

I heart ?

I know what I want

I used to fly

I wished on a plane

I’d lie

In the pouring rain

J

Just south of knowing why

K

Kid in the crowd

L

Let’s go (Battle)

Live for the little things

Long time coming

Look at you like that

Love they haven’t thought of yet

Love to lose

Lucky you

M

Made up you

Making up for lost love

Mandolin

Mary Joe

Matches

Me and Britney

Monologue song

My cure

My turn to be me

N

Need

Need you now

Never fade

Never mind

O

One-sided goodbye

P

Perfect have I loved

Permanent marker

Point of view

Pretty words

R

R-E-V-E-N-G-E

Rain song

Red shirt khaki paints

Ride on

S

Same girl

Smoking black nights

Spinning around

Stupid boy

Sugar

Sweet tea and God’s graces

T

Tell me

Tennessee

That’s life

The diary of me

The Ellen show

The middle of the light

Thinking bout you

Thirteen blocks

This here guitar

This is really happening

This is what you came for

Three sad virgins

Thug story

Till Brad Pitt comes along

U

Under my head

V

VMA Side story

W

Wait for me

Welcome back song for Grunwald

Welcome distraction

What do you say

What to wear

Who I’ve always been

Why do you tell me

Writing songs about you

Y

You do

You don’t have to call me

Your anything

Your face

Your heart’s somewhere else

#

4U

10 Dollars and a six pack

[themultifandomgal]

Jay- Pregnancy Alphabet

A= Announcement (When/How do you announce your pregnant to you boss, co-workers, friends?):

Jay and I have to tell Voight straight away because of the job and because I was passing out a lot, but as we work with a bunch of detectives they all worked it out. We told my parents not long after finding out an d of course at the same time we told Will. We didn't do anything special to announce the pregnancy, we just told people verbally.

B= Baby Predictions (Who will they look like?):

Jay thinks the baby will be a girl who looks a lot like me. I had a dream that the baby was a boy, who looks like Jay, but who's to say that a dream will tell me what gender the baby will be.

C= Cravings (What cravings do you have?):

I've not really had cravings thankfully. I'm just hungry all of the time.

D= Due Date (When is the Due date?):

7th June.

E= Emergencies (How do they act when something happens during the pregnancy?):

Thankfully there were no emergencies after the dizziness and passing out, but during that time Jay was so worried that he wouldn't leave me alone at all.

F= Falling (How do they react you falling or about to fall?):

As Jay was around me all of the time he was always there to help me to the floor carefully. Early on in the pregnancy though I was stood on a stool and lost my footing making me fall and hurting my hip. Of course Jay wanted to take me to Med to get checked out and although I argued that I was ok, he would have none of it.

G= Gender(s) (What gender do they want the baby to be?):

Both Jay and I don't care as long as the baby is happy and healthy.

H= Hands (Do they like to place their hands on your tummy? Do you place your hands on your tummy?):

Yes and yes. Jay was placing his hands on my stomach before I even got a bump. I however didn't notice that I would rub my tummy until later on in my pregnancy when I start to get a bump.

I= Illness (How do they react when you get sick?):

When I got a cold while pregnant Jay was very cautious about what mediations I can and can't have. He would ring up Will with a bunch of questions asking if me and the baby will be ok.

J= Job (Do you stay at work? Are you allowed to stay at work?):

Although I can't go and work actively on cases, I decided to stay and do paperwork right up until a few weeks before I have the baby. Jay stays at work right up until I have the baby.

K= Kisses (Do they like kissing your bump?):

Yes. Just like he would place his hands on my none existent bump he would also place kisses on my flat tummy.

L= Life (How has life changed while your pregnant?):

The only thing that's change it how active I am. Due to the job I was very active, on my feet a lot so sitting at a desk I have found to be very boring.

M= Movement (How do they react to feeling the baby move? How do they react to the sight of the baby kicking?):

The first time I felt the baby move I didn't realise it was the baby as it felt like my tummy was rumbling. When I properly felt the baby kick for the first time I made sure Jay got to experience it as well. He would get so excited to feel the baby move but when it came to seeing the baby moving and kicking it kinda freaked me out a little, however Jay was amazed.

N= Nesting (Do you start nesting? When do you start nesting?):

I started nesting at 7 months pregnant. Moving things around, checking dates on things and cleaning everything. Jay would tell me off a lot for not resting.

O= Outfits (When do you start buying maternity clothes? When do you start buying outfits for the baby?):

For as long as I can I just wear oversized cloths, but once leggings stopped fitting at about 6 months pregnant I had to buy maternity jeans and leggings. I stole Jays tops for a while but once they stopped fitting I just bought cheep cloths knowing that I won't be wearing maternity clothes for long.

P= Parents (When do you tell your/their parent/s. Do they give advice? Is it good advice?):

I was about 2 months pregnant when we told my parents. My mum gives me some good advice which was to not listen to others tell me how to look after my baby. If I want advice then I'll ask for it.

Q= Questions (Do they ask the midwife a lot of questions?):

Whenever I have appointments Jay is always asking how the baby is doing, if everything's ok. He would often ring Natalie with any questions he has even if it's midnight.

R= Risk (Is there any risks during the pregnancy?):

After the passing out and dizziness it was smooth sailing.

S= Sickness (Do they you have much morning sickness? When does it start? When does it stop?):

Only a little morning sickness but it only lasted a month so when I hit 3 months pregnant I felt pretty good.

T= Talking to the Baby (Do they talk to the bump? Do you talk to the bump?):

Yes. We both talk to the baby before I even got a bump, before their ear had even developed. Jay often tells the baby how much he or she is loved already but so many people.

U= Upset (How do they act when your upset? Why do you cry over most?)

Jay just wants me to be happy, so if he sees me upset he tries to cheer me up with all my favourite things. If none of that worked he will let me cry on his shoulder until I was ready to talk.

I mainly would cry over the silliest things, like breaking a plate or puppies playing together.

V= Vision as in Supervision (Do they keep a close eye on you? Do they make sure someone's always with you?):

Oh 100%. He won't let me be alone, if he can't be watching me then it's someone else like Erin or Will.

W= What's the plan? (What is the birthing plan?):

Natural hospital birth with little drugs as possible.

X= Xray or Ultrasound (How do they react to seeing an x-ray of the baby. Do they tear up when they see the ultrasound?):

Jay was sure what he was looking at when we went to the first ultrasound, but once we heard the babies heart beat for the first time we both cried with happiness.

Y= Yearning (How do they truly feel about having a child? Do they feel as though they are ready for a baby?):

At first Jay think we're ready for the baby, but as the months pass we both get more nervous and scared about having a baby to look after.

Z= ZZZ (How much sleep do they get during the pregnancy? How much sleep do you get?):

Not a lot. I can't get comfortable so while I'm tossing and turning, Jay is also awake. I try not to wake him up because of work. I have to have at least 1 nap a day because I am just not sleeping at night.

[drchenquill]

Alpha-Write Tag~

Your geinus strikes again @agirlandherquill! Let's see if I can do this~

rules: for every letter of the alphabet, compose a sentence/short paragraph beginning with that letter

A: Air filled her lungs as she finally allowed herself to breath, to taste the beauty of life once more.

B: Beneath her feet, the gravel shook. It shook until it split in two with a loud rumble. Frozen, she could only stare as whatever it was that broke free of its cemented cage and rose to its inhuman seize, ready to take revenge on those who had taken its freedom.

C: "Care to explain to me why the box clearly marked 'Do Not Open' is open?" "Is curiosity a valid explanation, or does it sentence me to a week of cold-shoulder-treatment?"

D: Distress was something he was used to, a feeling as familiar as the birds chirping outside his window every morning.

E: Evening came, but they did not return. The promise they once held, broken in one cold winter night.

F: " 'Find the dragon' they said, 'slay it and you'll be King forever' they said. Forgot to mention the dragon is a child!" "See it positvely, My Liege, you won't need to look for an heir."

G: God knows how many time she had tried to convince him otherwise, to tell him what a bad idea that was. She had given up, given him up, but as she stared at his name ingraved into the stone before her feet, she wished, for once, that his stubbornes would bring him back, back to her.

H: Heaven and Hell won't hold me back once I will be freed from my restrains. My rage will feel no bounds as I unleash it onto the world.

I: "I know, my love, I know, but believe me that this is the only way for us to live, the only way for us to know what's out there. So... will you jump with me?"

J: "Justice is just a word, a word that people use to justify an act of personal revenge against others who have wronged them. By this logic, cutting your throat is also an act of justice, or am I wrong, dear?"

K: Kindness was always so straining for her, for it was merely an act she had to put up. But not for others, oh no, but for herself. She kept herself in check, because if she wasn't kind, she would start to kill... again.

L: Long after the sun had set and the stars filled the sky, two lovers met underneath their shine, basking in the glory of the night, where nobody could hurt them.

M: "Motherfu-" "Don't use such vulgar words in front of the child!" "The child is eighteen and has screamed worse!"

N: Noting the disgusted look on her face, he realized that his approach was anything but welcomed.

O: Others might know the taste of love, the taste of happiness, but she realized quickly that nothing compared to the taste of blood.

P: Pushing a strand of loose hair behind her ear, he couldn't help but admire the soft blush coloring her round cheeks, inviting him to press a soft kiss on her tender skin.

Q: Questioning things was something she often did, but this will be the first time she was terrified of the answer.

R: "Rest, my child, for your adventure is yet to begin."

S: Sleep was something he did on the regular, slumping into his pillow, succumbing to the sweet darkness that helped him escape the reality that was darker than any of his dreamless nights.

T: "Take your gremlin and leave me be." "You've handed me our child." "... I'm not having a good day, okay?"

U: Under the tender gaze of her former lover, she took her last breath, on it bitter words of love, hoping to crumble to walls that he had build around his withering heart.

V: "Very funny, guys. Who melted my candles and formed them into... Whatever this is?"

W: Wailing could be heard through the normally silent castle walls.

X: "Xbox? You bought him an Xbox?" "I know, I know. I shouldn't support his criminal activities, but he did it for the poor, honey." "Exactly, you could've bought him a Play Station."

Y: "You knew what he did to me! You knew how I had to suffer because of him! How could you?"

Z: I don't have anything. Or better, I don't know English good enough to know that many, or any, words with Z.

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Tagging for this fun game, with no pressure, @paeliae-occasionally , @theink-stainedfolk , @the-golden-comet , @willtheweaver , @finickyfelix and open tag~

[glowingbadger]

Alright y'know what fuck it let's do something fun and quick and (very) dirty to celebrate my life stabilizing a tiny bit and this blog passing 2k followers~

NSFW Alphabet prompts, let's go- you send me 1-3 letters from the list below for me to answer with the character of your choice! Please note before requesting:

- no more than 3 per ask- and if you just start sending multiple asks with three each to get around this, I'll just delete all of them - all of my usual rules from my pinned post apply - feel free to request characters from my main fandoms AND ones I don't generally write full pieces for; full list here - PLEASE before you send requests, check my masterlists (all available from the top of my pinned post, or here in my profile) to see if I've already done that same character/letter combination before, since I want to avoid repeats! - I am still not open for any other types of requests

I'll keep these open until I get overwhelmed lol so... we'll see how that goes. These are so much quicker than the Kink Prompts for me, so I anticipate I'll be able to bang out a bunch of these while still working on my longer stuff :) Have fun!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

[giggleeclown]

A/N: well, I finally wrote it! I don’t have a t-blog of my own to post fics (I don’t think I’ll make one because I really don’t like how everything can be deleted from existence so easily) but I have a Wattpad I post to occasionally. I like submitting the fics to other blogs though, just so more people get the chance to read it. I always submit the link to the fic on Wattpad as well, so here you go: https://www.wattpad.com/1415162684?utm_source=ios&utm_medium=link&utm_content=share_writing&wp_page=create_writer&wp_uname=cutefluff177

I hope you enjoy!

VIVI’S RESPONSE: I’ve had this submission in my ask box for a long time, and I’ve read it SO MUCH. But I’ve been hesitant to post it because I love it so much. I didn’t want it to get drowned in any other asks or posts of mine too soon. This is such a fantastic submission, Nonnie. Thank you so much for sharing. I am just at a loss for words because of how articulate, natural, genuine and charming your writing is. Everything here is so canon and in character. Please don’t stop. Please submit more. Even better, make your own blog. It would get so much attention, I’d make sure it did. Thank you so much for trusting me with submitting your fanfiction and sharing it to everyone. It means *so much.* 💕

"Y O U D B E D E A D W H E R E Y O U S T A N D."

The human's eyes widened and appeared to water for a moment, and in that moment, Sans realized he'd gone too far. His intention was never to make the human feel bad. He wasn't sure what his intention was if he was being honest. Originally, he just wanted to give the human the full story. He'd figured the kid deserved to hear the truth from him, but spelling it out like that was never part of the plan.

His tone of voice, his vacant eyes, they had been almost involuntary. In a second he went from seeing the kind human in front of him to seeing the blood stained, evil face he'd seen in his dreams. He was originally just going to mention the promise he made, but the emotions that spilled over from everything made him slip up.

"Hey, lighten up bucko," He tried to reach out with a gentle, hopefully calming voice. "I was only joking."

They wiped at their face and got up from their chair. Without a word the human started walking away.

"Kid, wait!" He got up, reaching out to them.

"I thought we were friends." The smallest, saddest voice Sans had ever heard said. Oh no, he'd really messed up.

"W-we are!"

He was met with only silence as the human sniffled. Sans couldn't have felt more awful. It wasn't the kids fault he could sense alternate timelines. Those versions of the human had messed up, done awful things, and fought maliciously. Not this one. This kid had done virtually nothing wrong compared to those other timelines. How could he have let his emotions get the better of him like that, saying that to the human completely unprovoked? Sure, he wanted to be honest with the kid, but that didn't mean having to go and say something like that.

"I-I... Okay." Sans knew just 'sorry' wouldn't cut it. "I'll go pay for dinner. Can you wait outside for me?"

The human nodded their head.

"Alright, I'll give you a moment." With that he got up and made his way to the counter to pay their check. Meanwhile, the human walked past him and out the door.

Sans was only glad there was no one near them to see what he'd said to the poor kid. After he paid the giant blob fish and grabbed a bottle of ketchup to go he made his way to the entrance of the hotel. A few feet from the door sat the human, knees up and crouched, hiding their face.

"Thanks for waiting for me." He smiled, reaching out a hand. The human looked up for a moment and, hesitantly, decided to take it. Sans helped them stand up. "Do you want to go over to the courtyard? They have some benches we can talk at. No shortcuts required."

"O-okay." They stared up at him. He'd never really taken the time to look them in the eye until this moment. Before, he'd tried not to pay attention, mostly because it brought back painful memories to the nightmares he'd been having. Now that he really looked though, the eyes that looked up at him were completely different from what he was expecting. They were gentle, kind, not like the rage filled ones he'd seen in his dreams.

The two walked over to the bench next to a statue of Mettaton, surrounded by shrubs and bushes also in the shape of Mettaton.

"I'm sorry, kid. I've always been kind of a bonehead, but I really messed up." He gave a dry, humorless laugh.

"I just don't get it." The human shook their head. "Did I do something wrong? I get that I'm not like you guys, and humans have been really bad to you, but I thought I was doing good."

"No, you haven't done anything wrong." He assured the child. "I guess I'm the one that still has some biases."

They wiped at their face, a few tears still remaining. "I understand, you know." They said with a sudden seriousness. "I know what would have happened if that woman had never talked to you. It just never really sunk in that you might have... That you..."

"Hey, enough of that. I shouldn't have even brought it up in the first place."

"But it's true."

He sighed. He didn't like admitting it, but he was at a loss for words. No witty joke or comeback, no pun or sarcasm. Well, he wanted to be honest with the human for once, he might as well pass his judgment a little bit early.

"I've seen you, kid. You always try to do the right thing, even when monsters make it difficult for you. That doesn't make you completely innocent or naive, but you always kept a certain tenderness close to your heart." He handed the human a paper towel he'd grabbed on the way out for them to dry their tears.

They took it, wiping at their face, then crumbling it up and putting it in their pocket.

"Whatever might or might not have happened if things were different, I want you to know I'm glad things turned out this way."

The human took a breath and smiled. They really were resilient. Of course Sans already knew that, watching their every fight, but he'd never seen how quickly the human was able to bounce back emotionally. He didn't know much about their personality in general.

All this time the human had been so caught up in being kind to all the monsters they encountered, getting to know them, becoming friends with them, but Sans never extended the same courtesy back. Sure, he kept an eye out for them. He already knew they could just load their recent save file if something bad happened, but that didn't mean they couldn't feel the pain with every fight they lost. He'd mostly just checked to see what the human chose to do, all so he could pass judgment on them at the end of their journey, just like every other timeline of himself did. However, he never got to know the kid on a personal level, despite the time they had spent together.

"You know, you're a really tough kid. How old are you anyway?" He asked just before taking a swig of ketchup.

"I turned 8 a few weeks ago."

Sans nearly choked. He banged his fist against his chest, coughing and sputtering. Up until then he thought the kid was way older. Of course he had no idea what a human child was supposed to look like, or how tall they were supposed to be, but he never thought the kid was that young. Though, the standards between humans and monsters were a bit different. Some monsters could live hundreds of years, usually reaching adulthood much later in life than humans. To some monsters, 8 was practically still a toddler.

"Sans! Are you okay?"

"Yeah, just went down the wrong pipe." He lied as his coughing fit settled down. "Geez kid, you must be pretty tall for your age."

The human raised an eyebrow. "No, I'm pretty average. I think I am at least."

Wow. His knowledge on humans was worse than he thought. The kid had always seemed so mature, from how they talked to others, to how they treated everyone with empathy, and how they handled situations that even some adults would have trouble with. It was hard to believe that in other timelines, a human that age could be capable of everything they'd done.

"I think you're the first person that asked how old I was."

"Really?" He supposed he wasn't the only one that didn't really get to know the human more personally. Or at least the first to ask these questions.

"You know, no one down here has asked me what my name is." They sighed. "Everyone kind of just started calling me 'the human.'"

That couldn't be right. Not a single one of the monsters they'd met had asked their name? Although, thinking back on it, he'd never taken the time to ask himself. Even Papyrus chose to refer to them as 'the human'.

"Well, let me be the first to ask. What is your name?"

A long pause followed, as if they weren't actually expecting him to ask. "I'm Frisk."

"That's a cool name. Pleased to finally make your acquaintance." He held out his hand for Frisk to shake. They took it, only to hear a long, drawn out farting noise come from his hand. For some reason they were surprised, even though this was one of the first pranks Sans ever pulled on them. They gave a snort of laughter before covering their smile.

"Glad to see you haven't lost your sense of humor," he said with a wink.

"Do you carry that thing with you everywhere?"

"Hey, I'm always prepared for a comedy emergency. Just in case I need to cheer up a friend."

Frisk's smile was small, but it was a sign that Sans was winning them over.

"How come you never told anyone this stuff?" He continued. "Usually you're supposed to say your name when you introduce yourself."

"I- don't know," Frisk admitted. "I've never been good at that kind of stuff."

"You mean like talking to people?"

"Yeah." They turned their eyes away, seemingly shy about the fact.

"Well, you've done really well talking to monsters." He patted them on the shoulder.

Frisk's smile grew. "I guess I have. I never thought about it, but you guys just feel easy to talk to."

The kid really had grown during their journey. Sans felt a sense of pride looking at them. Though they were bruised and battered from the adventure so far, they never let it change who they were. Sans felt foolish for not trying to get to know them sooner, all because of some bad dreams. And what better way to bond with someone than telling them bad jokes?

"Hey kid, do you know how many beans are in a can?"

They thought for a moment, then shook their head no.

"239, any more and they'd be 'too farty'."

They broke out into giggles. "Too farty? That's so dumb."

"Yeah, that one's pretty silly." He chuckled.

Frisk took a breath to stop laughing. "You know, I stopped by the snail farm earlier and did the snail race. I tried taking off my snails shell to make it go faster, but it just made it more 'sluggish'."

Sans was the one to laugh this time, snickering into his hand. "Kid, that was so bad. I'm proud." It was reassuring to see just how quickly the kid bounced back. Maybe things weren't unsalvageable after all.

"I'm still sorry about what happened earlier," he sighed, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

Frisk considered it. "We could keep telling each other bad jokes."

He smiled, relief washing over him, both because Frisk was willing to forgive him, and because he loved telling these jokes. "Bud, you have no idea how happy that makes me."

They kicked their legs giddily. "Oh, I've got one! What is a pirate's favorite letter?"

"Pft, too easy kid. It's arrrrr."

"Nope. It's the C."

Sans face palmed and gave a huff of laughter. "You got me there."

Frisk beamed with pride. Sans never thought he would find someone else that was so proud of their bad puns. Well, other than his friend behind the ruin door.

"Okay, my turn." He continued. This was one of his favorite jokes to annoy Papyrus with, or at least get him to laugh. "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

They were oblivious to where Sans was going with this, even as he leaned just a tad bit closer.

"I don't know."

"Tentacles!" He suddenly poked at the humans side, and that was all it took to get a squeak out of them. "Oh?" He asked with a mischievous glint in his eye. "I guess it doesn't take nearly as many to get you to laugh."

Frisk giggled nervously and wrapped their arms around themself.

"I didn't know humans were ticklish. It's a good thing you didn't let anyone know, they could have been a tickle monster." He quipped.

"No way," they insisted, "there's no such thing as a tickle monster." As far as they had seen. There was still a large portion of the underground they hadn't gotten to explore. For all they knew, a tickle monster could very well be real.

"You want to bet?" Sans wiggled his fingers toward them. "Unfortunately for you, I'm the biggest tickle monster you'll ever meet."

The excited expression on Frisk's face reminded him of when his brother was little. He used to love playing tickle monster, and Sans remembered his giggles along with him halfheartedly swatting away his tickling hands. Frisk actually reminded him a lot of his brother. Both were kind and considerate, both were strong fighters but never had it in their heart to actually hurt anyone. The one main difference was that Frisk seemed to like his jokes.

"Nahaha, I don't believe you!" The human stubbornly shook their head.

"Oh, you don't, do you?" He teased, his hands drawing closer. "Well, I guess I'll just have to convince you!"

He finally skittered his fingers across the human's sides, causing them to flail their arms as they squealed.

"I guess I'm really tickling your funny bone, huh kid?" He grinned as he wiggled his fingers on their side. Frisk squirmed and swatted away the skeleton's hands.

"Sahahahans! It tickles!"

"Really?" He chucked. "I never would have guessed."

Frisk was a kicker, so much so that Sans had to back himself up a bit to avoid getting kicked. "Geez, are all humans this squirmy?" He tried to hide the amusement in his voice, but the endearing giggles coming from the human were hard to not find adorable.

"Nohohohoho! I'm nohohohohot!" They denied even as they were still flailing.

"You're not?" He teased, "Oh, I get it, you're not actually a human. You're a wiggly worm." He made sure Frisk saw his hands make claw-like motions before tickling at their sides again. The playful jester seemed to only make the tickling worse, as Frisk's laughter turned more high pitched. Though they shook their head back and forth, they made no real effort in pushing him away.

"Hey, I've got more jokes for ya." He said without skipping a beat. "Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?"

Frisk was in no position to ask 'why', but that wouldn't stop them from trying. "Whahaha-why?"

"Because, the P is silent."

It was childish, but the silliness of the joke would have already been enough to make Frisk laugh. "Thahahahahats so- ahahAH!" Sans quickly shifted to tickling under their arms. They tried blocking the tickles, but found that they'd accidentally trapped Sans's hands in place. He hardly even needed to try tickling them, all he had to do was wiggle his fingers.

"Hey, I'm alright giving you a hand every now and then, but I'm going to need them back at some point." Papyrus used to fall for the same trap all the time. He could never lift his arms once Sans's hands had been trapped in place, making it all too easy to completely wreck him with tickles.

"Ihihits not my fault!" Frisk exclaimed through their fits of giggling. After a minute, they finally found the strength to lift their arms, and Sans took that as his que to change spots.

"Geez kid, I know these jokes are real rib ticklers, but come on." At that he switched to scribbling along their ribs, driving home the pun.

"SAHAHA-SANS! NOhohohoho!" They helplessly squirmed as he took time to individually tickle between each rib, another skill he'd picked up from his tickle fights with his brother. The human was certainly determined, but even they would need a break from the tickle monster eventually. Right on que, Frisk decided to tap out.

"Ohohohokay! Mehehehercy!" A call for mercy from Frisk meant it was serious. The kid had shown mercy to every monster they'd fought so far, Sans figured he should follow their example.

"Alright, I'll spare ya." He chuckled, releasing the giggling human from his clutches.

Frisk's laughing fit slowly subsided as they held their sides. "You were right, Sans. You are a real tickle monster!"

He grinned at the proclamation. Seems he hadn't lost his touch. It had been a while since he and his brother played that game, but now it felt as though no time had passed. He was still a big brother, that instinct never left him.

"Hey, can skeletons be ticklish too?" Frisk asked.

The grin on Sans face quickly dropped. Oh yeah, he'd forgotten that usually in their game, Papyrus would seek retaliation. He'd always let his brother get some revenge, it was just the principle of the game, but he'd also forgotten just how nerve wrecking the anticipation of being tickled could be.

"Uh, well you see-EEK"

Frisk hadn't actually tickled him yet, all they had done was get ready to poke his side. As soon as Sans even noticed the human was drawing close he flinched and yelped.

Frisk couldn't help but laugh. "Sans, I didn't even do anything."

"H-hey, buddy, l-let's talk about this," he nervously stammered, already guarding his sides.

"So, you're saying skeletons can be ticklish?"

"Nahahahaha! Frisk, whahahahait!" They just wiggled their fingers slightly closer to him.

"Come on, Sans, you said you wanted to make it up to me." Frisk smirked. "I'm the tickle human now!"

That smug kid. Of course they would play that card. He supposed it was only fair, since he was the one who initiated the game in the first place, but why did he have to be so ticklish? He had a knack for making people laugh with his jokes, but he was a bit more reserved when it came to his own laughter. He supposed laughing was another form of vulnerability, one others didn't get to see from him often.

Again, looking at Frisk he was reminded of his brother, eagerly awaiting taking some playful revenge. Papyrus was one of the few people he trusted getting close to, and despite his memories of humans from other timelines, he felt that same bond towards Frisk, like a new little sibling. As long as the kid was having fun, he supposed he could handle it.

At least he thought he could, before Frisk finally poked and prodded his stomach. "Pfft! Bahahaha! Wahah-wahahait! I wahahasnt ready!" How embarrassing. Frisk barely had to lift a finger and he was already a mess. He was hoping the human wouldn't realize that they could tickle his stomach, but that poke had sealed his fate.

"Ready or not, the tickle human is after you!" Frisk seemed to pounce as they scribbled across his torso. Sans couldn't hope to pretend it wasn't getting to him as his booming belly laughs filled the air.

It hardly made sense to Frisk how Sans had a belly in the first place. In their mind, a skeletons' clothes should hang around their bones, but it seemed like magic somehow gave his body a more physical form. They had no idea how that worked, but they were grateful for it. After all, it seemed to make him all the more ticklish.

"Wow, you're super ticklish!" The human exclaimed. "Are all skeletons like this, or are you just extra ticklish?"

"Stahahahap making fun of me!"

"Making fun of you?" they pretended to be offended. "I'm asking a real question."

"NAHAHAHAHAHA FRISK- NOHOHO!" He gawked as they suddenly kneaded his stomach.

"Do you mean no, all skeletons are this ticklish?" They suddenly scratch along his ribs, resulting in a yelp. "Or do you mean no, you're just that ticklish?"

Sans's deep belly laughs turned into snickering as he tried to respond. "No-nohohoho nohohohot either!" As he tried to catch his breath, a loud, unmistakable snort came from him.

Frisk didn't mean to laugh, but seeing the skeleton that was normally so composed be turned into a giggling, snorting mess was something they weren't expecting. "Skeletons can snort, too?"

"Ihihihi dohohohon't- nahahahahaha!" In trying to deny the fact that he could, in fact, snort, he left himself open to a sudden bombardment of kneading and scribbling on his belly. His clothes didn't seem to do much to lessen the ticklish shock, only sending him into even higher pitched laughter. Trying to block the human's hands, he fell to his side, allowing Frisk to tower over him and release their final tickle attack. They scratched and spidered everywhere they could reach. His sides, belly, ribs, nothing was safe as he could only throw his head back in laughter.

"AHAHAHALL RIHIHIHIGHT! I gihihihive, mehehehercy!" He gave in and grabbed hold of their hands, finally pushing them away. "Youhuhuhu little gremlin." His final giggling fit only gave way to more snorting, making Frisk laugh along with him.

They tried to giggle through an apology, unsuccessfully as they doubled over.

"You're a real menace, you know that?" Though Sans shook his head, he was still grinning.

"Saha-sorry, I didn't mean to push."

"Pft, please," He said as he sat up straight, "it takes more than that to take me down." The last thing he wanted was for the kid to think he couldn't handle something as silly as being tickled.

"Really? You seemed pretty ticklish to me. Way too ticklish!"

"Alright, alright," he nudged Frisk's shoulder playfully. "Ya got me, kid."

They kicked their legs in delight. "The tickle human wins!"

Sans patted the human's head. "Hee, looks like someone's fully cheered up."

He was glad the human was a pacifist, otherwise he might have been in trouble there. While he was reflecting, his watch suddenly rang out an alarm. Ah, his break was technically over. Though he didn't really care about going back to work, Frisk seemed to notice as they glanced over at the time.

Nodding their head, Frisk stood up. "I guess I need to get going. Alphys is probably wondering where I've been."

Even though Sans knew they would have to carry on with their journey eventually, he found himself not wanting to say goodbye. He knew Frisk would still have many trials to face, eventually leading them to their ultimate choice. Either they would defeat the king and get to go home, or they would give up their soul. Sans tried not to dwell on it too much, but it was hard not too when Frisk was right in front of him.

Maybe that's the real reason he didn't get to know the kid earlier. Getting attached would make it all the harder to let them go, and he wasn't sure if he was ready to lose something like that again. But the prophecy was already in motion. Even if he wanted to convince the kid to stay, like he'd attempted to do at the restaurant, they were too determined for their own good. As hard as it was, he would have to let the human return to their adventure.

When he turned to say his goodbyes, until he would inevitably meet the human again in the judgment hall, he found himself feeling different than he'd expected. Instead of sadness, there was a sense of hopefulness. Even though it seemed impossible, even if it really was impossible, somewhere in his heart he knew Frisk would make the right choice in the end, and they would be okay.

He stood up, a confident smile on his face. "Good luck, kiddo." Again, he held out his hand for Frisk to shake.

"I'm not falling for that a third time." Frisk rolled their eyes.

Sans dropped the whoopie cushion. "Eh, worth a shot." He winked.

Frisk giggled. "Bye Sans. I hope I see you again soon."

Sooner than they'd think, that's what Sans wanted to say. Instead he just gave a wave, then watched the human as they made their way back into the hotel, where they would continue their journey into the core.

It would be a tough road ahead, for both of them. But this newfound hope seemed to give him his own determination. No matter how this ended, he believed in Frisk, and he was glad he'd finally gotten the chance to know them.

[jailbird-junkrat-writes]

I am taking requests for both a 'Kink alphabet headcanons' and a 'fluff alphabet headcanons'

How do you request? Be sure to check out my rules and who I write for here

Pick one Character per list. Example: Hey Jailbird! Can I please have the FLUFF headcanons for Lucio? Thank you! OR Hey Jailbird can I have Spicy head canons for Junkrat, Roadhog and Cassidy for letters A, B, H, Z thank you! Basicly if you want an entire list you only get to pick one character if you want up to 4 letters you can pick 3 characters. I hope that makes sense. Haha

Below are the lists. Completed:

Fluff [Do not recall the OG, had this saved in docs]

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A. Admitting feelings. Do they admit it first? Wait for someone else? And how do they

B. Bad Habit What bad habits do they have?

C. Commitment Do they want a five-minute thing? Marriage? House and a dog?

D. Damage As in ‘what’s their damage’ are they a difficult person? Been hurt before and need help healing? Won’t let people in? ‘don’t give a fuck’ attitude?

E. Energy Would you have trouble keeping up with them? Extrovert/introvert/ambient?

F. First date Their ideal first date

G. Get away Their kinda vacation, do they like taking it easy? Workaholic and you have to drag them kicking and screaming to have a break?

H. Hygiene Do they wash once a month or brush their teeth six times a day?

I. Initiative Do they plan the dates, and cook dinner? Or do they just go with the flow and rely on you?

J. Jealous Are they jealous? How do they handle it?

K. Kiss What kind of kisser? Deep and passionate? Sloppy? Little pecks on the cheek?

L. Love Is it easy for them to say ‘I love you?’ do they love easy or do you have to really work on it?

M. Maintenance Are they high maintenance? Low? Do they need more skincare products than you?

N. NOPE What are their turn-offs? They’re no-goes when it comes to looking for a partner?

O. Opinion Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Do they listen to others’ views? Mansplain? Talk over or have a spirited debate?

P. Pranks Do they love pranks? Is that all they do? Or do they hate them?

Q. Quirk What strange little personally quirks do they have?

R. Reliable Can you count on them?

S. Scent Their perfume/cologne/natural musk

T. Temper What is their temper like? Quick to anger? Long fuse? How bad do they loose it?

U. Underwear What kinda undies do they wear? Does it change when it’s bedtime?

V. Victory Sore loser? Bad winner? Will put stones in your shoes if they lose?

W. Wild Card I will give a random ass headcanon and you will accept it.

X. XXX Would they put out on a first date? High sex drive? Once a month kinda person?

Y. Yelling Do they yell? Like when excited? Mad? No inside voice in general?

Z. Zzz Do they sleep a lot? Not enough? Night owl or early bird? Light sleeper or heavy?

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KINK [taken from another writing blog of mine] A. Anal B. Bondage C. Control  D. Dirty Talk E. Effort F. Facials G. Group Sex H. Hair pulling I. Impact Play J. Jerking off K. Kissing L. Lingerie  M. Marking  N. NOPE O. Oral P. Pet Play Q. Quirks R. Role Play/Role Reversal  S. Stamina T. Toys  U. Underwear sniffing  V. Voyeurism  W. Watersports X. Exhibition  [fight me]  Y. Yandere Z. ZzZ