#just watch ittttttt

[tempestofyuri]

Sailor Song || Cait & Vi [Arcane]

[the-kipsabian]

[my-name-is-jefferooni]

Have you ever even heard of…

BECAUSE OH MY GOD SEARCH FOR THE LOST IS SUCH AN UNDERRATED GEM OF A FAN-MADE SONIC SHOW

Okay, allow me to give you some additional context before just bombarding you with all the many reasons why you need to watch this show.

Search for the Lost is a fan-made production created by Creative Planet Entertainment on YouTube. This shit has been around for 6 whole years, and it is such a good show! Made entirely out of g-mod screenshots/screen recordings and Sonic gameplay, Search for the Lost is a show about Silver the Hedgehog and his friends figuring out what Melhiles of all people is doing back in action, and why the fuck he’s working with Eggman of all people. Also, why is Infinite back… AND WHAT’S ALL THIS TALK ABOUT A PROPHECY!?

OH AND BLAZE IS HERE TOO!?!?

AND THERE’S THIS NEW GUY CALLED FORGE WHO IS LITERALLY THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE SHOW HANDS DOWN 100000P0/10 BEST BOI BEST ROBO BUDDY EVER HE’S SUCH AN IDIOT AND SUCH A HILARIOUS GUY HE’S LIKE THE ONLY ONE WHO MAKES GOOD JOKES HE IS LITERALLY THE BEST EVER I LOVE FORGE

Aight lemme just give a quick spoiler-free explanation about Forge because I know yall are looking at this like “Who tf is Forge?? Some kinda fan character or something??” Because… Yeah, he is a fan character, BUT A VERY GOOD ONE AND HIS DYNAMICS WITH EVERYONE WORK LIKE A CHARM I TELL YOU HE IS NOT JUST SOME RANDOM SONIC RECOLOR.

Cuz he’s a Metal Sonic recolor! 🤩 Haha, well to be fair, they literally call out Sonic recolors in the show with this fact. It’s in Forge’s story! Basically, Forge once worked with Silver in his bad timeline in Crisis City, but the ashes and the chemicals were too much for his small little itty bitty bird lungs. So, to keep himself from slowing everybody down, he managed to shove his consciousness into an old Metal Sonic model. A black-and-yellow one, kinda like the one from Archie except a lot less like Sonic personality-wise and a lot more like Sonic visually. With all these new robotic upgrades, Forge became a force to be reckoned with, and became one of Silver’s bestest friends after the whole Iblis thing. Oh, and he ships Silvaze like it’s nobody’s business, so that obviously gets an A+ from me lmao

I may have gotten carried away with that explanation and maybe there’s some spoilers in there but it’s late and I’m sleepy so you’ll only know if you watch the show~! ✨🙂

Seriously tho. This show is very underrated. I’ve been keeping tabs on it for years now, ever since episode 5 came out! Trust me, that’s a long time. They have their plates full when it comes to personal things and it’s a big project so episodes come out after a long time in production.

There are only 7 episodes so far, but each episode is jam-packed full of lore and giving us more questions on top of every answer! It brings back characters we haven’t seen for a long while, and it always provides a reasonable explanation as to why some of them have been gone and why some just like. Cut contact or something. There’s characters from previous games, from Sonic X, from Archie, from IDW, BRO WE GOT GAMMA IN HERE BAYBEEEEE IF THAT AINT FREE REAL ESTATE IDK WHAT IS.

AND DON’T FORGET HEAVY AND BOMB FROM KNUCKLES CHAOTIX. PLEASE. PLEASE DON’T FORGET ABOUT THEM THEY’RE HERE TOO AND THEY’RE LOVELY

So. Please. Please just watch this show. Please look at all the additional content with Forge on their channel too, it’s fucking hilarious! Just… I wanna talk to someone about this show who isn’t just my lil bro. Like I love getting to bombard him with bullshit about characters he’s never even heard about until watching this show but I gotta know I’m not the only one. Please. These people are working so hard on Search for the Lost and I’d really appreciate if you even saw just one or two episodes. The story is very intriguing, the characters are all so well-written, TEAM DARK IS THERE, FORGE GETS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, so I say it’s all totally worth it!

[ramblingoak]

That horrible moment where you've reached peak awkwardness and the only solution is to fling yourself into the sun.

[visdiefje]

AUGH I hate doing things while anyone is at home here. I feel like the stupidest most incapable most insecure being alive

[pekodayz]

i had an encounter with a person on twt who out of no where said they were having suicidal thoughts .bc i didn’t follow them back

[kdramaxoxo]

The Fabulous isn’t the best k-drama in the world but it’ll do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

[baycitystygian]

GIRL YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW OBSESSED I AM WITH HIM ON THE MUPPET SHOW

EVERY BIT IS SO PERFECT I COULD CRY

HIS HAIR IS SO SOFT AND FLUFFY

HE LOOKS LIKE HES HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE AND ITS SO STINKIN PRECIOUS

edit to put in the goddamn link so EVERYONE can enjoy it

[oreoluvskento]

choso calling you mommy???

a/n: been thinking about this for dayyssssss, i had to give yall a taste, I NEED ITTTTTTT, I NEED HIM BADDDDDD

wc: 596

cw: female reader, wrote with black reader in mind but no mention of specific race, use of mommy, no use of y/n, handjobs, blowjobs, mention of face sitting (literally one time at the very end), choso is a good boy, reader is a dommy mommy

~~~

"is this enough, cho?" you ask sarcastically as you stroke your boyfriend's dick agonizingly slow.

"pleasee, you know its not enough," he whines, trying to thrust his hips up and you immediately let go. he groans at the loss of contact and you smile sadistically.

"you know what i want to hear," you sing, running your finger up and down his weeping cock. choso shudders at the sensation and rolls his eyes once he accepts what he has to do.

"mommy, please give me more," he deadpans and you frown. you take his dick in your hand and hold onto to it tight as you suddenly begin to stroke him quickly, taking him by surprise.

"say it like you mean it, cho. did you forget how well you did for me last time?" you ask, your pace unrelenting.

choso hisses and reaches out to grab your wrist when you begin jerking him off again. "ahhh, mommy, 's too fast, i'm going to cum early," he cries and you let go.

he's stuck jerking his hips up, the pleasure slowly but surely dying down. "now was that so hard?" you ask him, leaning down to kiss his tip. you lick your lips of the precum that stained them and lean in to give him a kiss.

he kisses you back, lips trembling at your constant teasing. "you want mommy to suck your cock?" you ask against his lips and he begins to nod furiously, his eyebrows furrowed. "use your words baby, let me hear you"

"i want mommy to suck my cock," he sheepishly admits and you sit back, taken by surprise.

"such a good boy!" you exclaim as you clap your hands. choso blushes as he looks away from you, but you noticed his cock jump and it makes you smile to yourself. you make your way in between his legs and lay down, looking up at him through your lashes. "i'll tap your thigh when i'm ready for you to cum, okay cho?"

he nods again, his bottom lip in his mouth as you lick a stripe up his cock, gathering precum at the tip of your tongue. without warning, you engulf the entirety of his dick into your mouth, pushing it straight into your throat, and choso jerks his hips up at the sudden pleasure.

"fuuucckkk, mommy, thats so good," he whimpers as you bob your head. the sounds that were coming out of you were so wet and loud, it was pushing him even closer to his orgasm.

choso grips the sheets hard as he tries not to cum, his toes curled and his chest heaving. you watch as his abdomen caves in and out and you know he's close. you tap his thigh, signaling for him to cum, and he begins breathing harder.

"thank you mommy, thank you, thank you, thank youuuuu," he moans hoarsely, as he cums, shooting cum straight down your throat. his orgasm last a while, his voice making sounds so pathetic you think you might cum just from hearing them.

as choso regains his sanity, he realizes that you're still sucking him off and that he's beginning to feel overstimulated. "'s too much, please- ah mommy please!" he whines and you finally pull away with a pop.

"that felt good? you liked that, cho'?" you ask as you wipe your mouth. you place your hand on his cheek and he leans into it, his eyes closed.

"mhm," he hums and you smile and give him a quick kiss.

"good, baby. now let mommy ride your face."

pt. 2?

[dangermousie]

Book Rec

Not many dramas for me to watch (Phone is the sole airing drama I am following), so I've been making up for it by reading a lot.

And I have a book rec:

Long Live Evil by Sarah Rees Brennan - MY LOVE MY LOVE MY LOVE! If you ever want to have strangers stare at you as you cackle in crowded places, this book is for you. I was not particularly interested when I saw the description because I was thinking it was another "grimdark is cool/sociopaths rock" thing which is just not my thing and never was (nothing against it in fiction, just doesn't ping anything for me) but I was stuck at a long layover and the bookstore had it, I flipped and became a goner. I was refusing to put it down even close on no sleep, which shows how good it is.

Anyway, the set up: our FL Rae is a modern 20 year old dying of cancer. She gets offered a chance to live if, upon entering a fantasy series (one that is a favorite of her younger sister, but once she is familiar with through the sister and so has gaps), she obtains a plant that can make anyone healthy etc. She's got nothing to lose so...

The fantasy novel series in question is a dark, gothic gonzo extravaganza with characters who have monikers like The Last Hope, Golden Cobra, the Emperor, the Iron Maid and the blameless' heroine's stepsister, the villainess with the moniker Beauty Dipped in Blood. It is that latter that our heroine transmigrates into - a day before she's set to be executed!

Rae's goal is to survive long enough to be able get the plant - to do that she needs some fast talking and thinking as well a team of her fellow baddies. Will she get the attention of the Emperor, the series' dark, unhinged ML (who in the OG series went all Pedro the Cruel when his true love, the villainess' stepsister died - respect!)? How much will she drag the narrative off-key? (pun! ifkyk) Rae is not interested in romance, friendship, revenge or anything but survival. Yet, as she goes along, these desperate, larger than life, and irretrievably broken characters become more and more real to her.

The reason I love this novel is that it's both very very funny (I was literal when I said I was laughing in public) and very very dark (Rae is dying and has been dying for years - she has so much loss, rage and grief bottled in her and it keeps coming out and coloring everything and she fits very well into that Gothic world because she is just as damaged and desperate as the characters.) The prose is purple when it needs to be - and it fits the narrative perfectly and the characters are somehow complex despite their very larger than life/artificial personas. I am not very far in at all, but characters like the Emer, Rae's desperate, on edge of survival maid (who 100% has a lesbian love line with Lia, the pure heroine - I love ittttttt!), Key, Rae's unhinged, amoral, murder-talented and money-oriented guard (the one spoiler I have is his actual eventual identity and EEE YES PLS) who is drawn in by her feral self, Lia the pure (or not so pure) stepsister, and Marius the Last Hope - the seeming paragon who is so utterly damaged are all so very vivid and great to read about. (Side note - I live too much in danmei land, but Marius x Eric, anyone? Yes yes men are capable of platonic deep friendships blah blah blah.)

There is apparently book 2 coming in the fall this year and I CANNOT WAITTTT!

Sample quote:

Only minor villains had petty flaws like being greedy. Rae gave her minion an approving glance.

"I think we will be friends."

He tilted his head, with the air of a scientist beholding a specimen. "I've never had one of those before. Might be interesting."

"High five," proposed Rae,

Key's smirk tilted smile-ward. "No idea what you're saying."

Rae's hand was already lifted. "Hit my hand."

"How hard?" Key asked obligingly. "Should I break it?"

Rae stared back. "Do not! Tap my palm with your palm. Gently! Gently!"

Key frowned as though gentleness required ferocious concentration.

Next up in book posts: Washington's Lady by Nancy Moser, because the thought of the Father of the Country as a romance novel hero is giving me the best kind of fits and shortcircuits my brain tho not in the way the author intended.

[anglased]

barryhbo2018 ... ive followed him for yearsss but hes such a pretentious australian asshole ... every fucking movie he watches isnt good enough bc hes got a hardon for gay incest/pedo shit in media like we get ittttttt you think thid movie would be better if they were straight men fucking each other bc one of thems like 40 yrs older or whatever and a father figure .. and yet!!!!! hes so uppity about his movie taste but hes fucking OBSESSED with snl. snl???? of all things?? snl???? like you can say youre neeever gonna watch brokeback mountain bc its not racist enough for you but you turn around and just watch snl all day. hello?

[transbeeduo]

Manberg is such an interesting pivot point to use for commonly trans characters like. with trans Tubbo he's getting put in suits and facing high constant scrutiny over literally every aspect of his life and separated from Tommy for the first time. With trans Tommy you've got the kid whose making jokes about being a big strong man all the time meet his idol, a slick, loud, powerful businessman, only to watch him hurt everyone around him, desperately shroud his insecurities in hostility and denial, and kill himself. With Fundy you've got him going from being treated like a child to being treated like a politician and his whole entire relationship with Jschlatt.

YOU FUCKING GET ITTTTTTT YEAHHHHH for Tubbo it was like he was in the WORST possible time to be figuring such important things out about himself because he. Wasn’t getting to BE himself very often yk??? Stress of war into stress of being in schlatt’s cabinet into stress of presidency at 16 doesn’t really leave a lot of time for him to just. Sit down and think about who he is yk?

THE TOMMY THING IS SUPER FUCKING INTERESTING HOLY SHIT ive never really thought of it like that ive always been partial to the headcanon that Tommy only really begins figuring themself out post everything post dream dying but GODDD does the idea of her trying to figure herself out while under CONSTANT stress lead to so many good ideas…

ALSO YEAHHHH THE FUNDY AND MANBERG CABINET THING its so good… he was REALLY not given respect during lmanberg but then! Manberg was genuinely respecting him! As an adult and as a person! And like he very clearly carried that into the rest of the SMP (like him keeping schlatt’s sword) so like it was CLEARLY something incredibly important to him yk!!!!!

[xeverlee]

just finished Rebirth and DAMN

i got so many screenshots of this fuckin man i-

i am but a simple white girl. i see a hot anime swordsman and i just fhdkfnjfjfkdnfkfm

but fr watching cloud being delusional and the fuckin HOMECOMING line had me screaming?????????? the GASLIGHTING LIKE DAMN

ngl the final jenova boss theme was actual fire

i still prefer Remake’s Sephiroth theme, but the boss fight was amazing!!

AND I GOT TO PLAY AS ZACK??? LIKE HUH????

i’m still SUPER confused about how the fuck zack is alive ??? and how tf did zack even find aerith and cloud??? like what happened

i’m assuming some timeline shit or whatever. i’m still sobbing trying to stay away from spoilers but it’s hard lmao

and zack having no fucking clue what was happening during the sephiroth boss fight had me rolling on the floor laughing- bro did NOT know what was going on fjkdnfkrnfjdk

all in all- i fuckign loved ittttttt and WHY do they have to make sephiroth so fucking hot like damn

[omeletcat]

I JUST FINSIHED WATCHING THE FIRST 3 NEW EPISODES OF ARCANE AND RAHHH I FUCKING LOVE ITTTTTTT, I LOVE THEMM I LOVE IT SO MUCHH I CANT WAIT FOR MOREEE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[therealslimshakespeare]

Or, Buck maybe tells him to watch out for her, like when the whole trinity gets arrested maybe? Specifies some of the key things that need to be watched for. And that’s Lu’s.

Stop ittttttt. He knew he wouldn’t be there to look out for her and just had to tell Benny :(

I’ve recently become so deeply infatuated with Benny and Buck’s relationship in TWC and it’s spilling into all these little moments with third parties -Like Lu!!- and I’m just thrilled. Becasue, as we know and have seen, Benny has seen a lot and stood by a great deal and I love his quiet steadfastness it’s so lovely

[girlswater]

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its so meny... here i go 😈

6. Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you?

hmmmmm i havent actually watched a lot of tv this year besides Voyager which though it does have its fun moments im not sure any of them have made year defining status... gonna go with VOY s5e18 Course:Oblivion. made me sit there making some kind of face for a while after i finished it.

8. Game of the year?

most of the games i enjoyed playing this year weren't actually released this year... but there was Great God Grove! very sweet little game that i'd been looking forward to for ages and enjoyed playing a lot

11. Something you want to do again next year?

go to pride and hang out with people and just chill and have funnnnnn that was awesome! come down here again i grab you with my tractor beam

19. What’re you excited about for next year?

welllll if all goes according 2 plan i will finally have job that lets me move into a place where i can have a pet cat! Bevel the future cat i have not met you yet but i miss you every day

23. If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

you can do ittttttt keep going soldier also get a timed lockbox and put your weed in there lol. shoutout to my new friend timed weed lockbox