#just some silly lil headcanons

[sixcrowsbooks]

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about Locus and his probable lost sense of self while working with Felix. And Felix taking advantage of that at every fucking turn, until he turned their relationship into something dark and malleable and entirely in his control. Locus thinking he still had some control until he’s forced to realize that he doesn’t. Not at all. And now he’s stuck with this monster of a man, but what does that even matter since he’s a monster, too? Is he even a person anymore, even human? He doesn’t know. He used to know, or thought he knew. But maybe he was never a person at all, maybe he was always a monster. And monsters don’t deserve remorse or forgiveness or respect. Or even a sense of self, a sense of identity outside of the mission they were paid to go out and accomplish. Do they?

[zecoritheweirdone]

hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.

special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!

better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes. what i like to read or write in fic or just generally play around with.... is different and, dare i say, sometimes even contradicting to what i think the canonical reading is offering. like yeah he would not fucking say that but every once in a while i do like to indulge. sue me

[dootznbootz]

I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.

[azurine-cryptid]

hello scpblr i have risen from the void to bring thee my own personal Shaw interpretation/headcanon

Jack was either placed indefinitely in the freezer or they found a way to actually terminate him.

So firstly, I have yet to figure out how in the fuck this guy got in possession of scp-963-2, suggestions welcome

secondly, I decided to spice it up for -2 to make it work a lil differently so: When the host of SCP-963-2 is injured, fatally or otherwise it will heal the wound, now this has its limits, if most or all the body is destroyed beyond repair, it'll trap the hosts soul inside and basically stay there until another viable host touches the amulet, forcing the hosts soul into the body, replacing it. This makes the host effectively immortal. Now while the soul does get replaced, memories from the new host will still be there, over time with growing number of bodies this would become a problem as the human mind can only hold on to so many memories.

As of now Shaw has yet to experience this, he's been immortal for only a couple months and id enjoying the high of never dying, he's done pretty good at keeping his body intact and functioning.

Shaw is just some guy who likes red sunglasses, 70's fashion, and indie pop. He's so girlypop I love him<3 he's making my brain go brrrrr

[riverrunscold]

favorite thing about dbd Fandom is seeing people's headcanons of killers hanging out between trials. They're a family to me :,)

[autoresponderdaily]

would hal like grilledcheese? does he know how to grill a cheese? he has the internet at his hands but can he cook without starting a housefire?

im sry he cant cook at all. i mean sure hed love a grilled cheese but can he make it himself? not at all. neither could dirk. its genetic.

[greedbent]

rises from the ashes just to remind everyone that kaz is a pathetic simp when he has feelings for someone so pls don't be too intimidated by him

externally he looks like he's about to commit about 5986485 crimes of the murdery variety (and probably is), but internally he will always just be consumed with so much love and appreciation for That PersonTM . . . it's almost disgusting tbh

he's literally the concept of a cat

pretends he wants nothing to do with you cold shoulder most of the time gets annoyed when you bother him

but also . . . ? goes out of his way to be in the same room as you gets jealous when you give someone else attention/affection kills and maims for you (basically no one messes with you)

side note: he's 100% aware he is undeserving of affection and love in return, so he's honestly not pursuing anything when he knows the person he cares about is "too good for him" (＾▽＾)

[lemonking00]

Dumb Headcanons with LK!

I have a headache and feel like shit but whatever. 

Today Imma go off about Jason Todd

Okay so we know this man has enough trauma that if it spilled into the ocean you could drink it and it would take like sad boy soup (please don’t drink the ocean). But I thought it be funny just to go off about some of the silly HCs i have about this man. There are some that are more not so funny haha, but I will put a TW before them so you can skip over. anyways, enjoy.

Everything is under the cut cuz this bitch long af

FtM Jason

I vibe with both cis and trans Jason but FtM Jay will always hold a special place in my soul. that being said, I feel like this boy either didn’t really have a chest (through hormone blockers or just genetically not having a big chest.) Or he had some of the biggest honkers known to man. 

If Jay has a small chest I feel like he keeps up with a very strict workout regiment so he doesn't develop fat in and around his chest area. Boy is so flat that he didn’t need to get top surgery (lucky bastard) so he has no defining scars. Tho I do think he feels like his chest doesn't look right sometimes and kinda freaks himself out.

If Jay has a big chest I don’t think it’s because Bruce is transphobic or anything, but because Jay either a) didn’t tell Bruce tell later on. Or b) Didn’t find out he was trans tell a few years after he hit puberty. Could also be a bit of both. Like Jay figures out he’s not a girl when he around 12 (So when he first meets Bruce) but doesn’t tell Bruce until one day Bruce asks why Jay always has some kind of tenser bandage around his chest (Jay’s around 13-14). Jason finally gives in and comes out to Bruce. Que getting a stern talking to from Alfred about the importance of binding properly and all that jazz. He gets on T as a gift for his 15th B-day. Kinda sucks cuz he dies not too long after. After he wakes up he’s very much so pissed about everything (Especially the fact that he still has tits) Anyway, a few months after being in life pt2 the electric boogalo he goes up to literary anyone he knows that can use a knife and not fuck up and asks them to yeet his teetes. So his scars are kind funky. Don’t get me wrong his chest looks great and is not misshapen in anyway, but the scars are kinda funky.

Jason Todd needs glasses

If seen some art and fanfics where he has reading glasses and it always makes my brain feel fuzzy/pos. But here me out, what if this boy just needs glasses. Like hes not blind af but its to a point that if he doesn't have contacts in everything is slightly fuzzy. his eyes were fine before the pit, but now they’re just slightly fucked. He usually has contacts in (cuz glasses don’t exactly fit under his helmet) but he does were his glasses when he isn’t on parole or is just chilling. makes for a good disguise though because not many people know he needs glasses.

Jay Hates the taste of blood (TW mentions of: Blood, Puking, The way Jay died, PTSD.)

Jay HATES when blood get’s in his mouth. If he get’s a nose bleed or a cut on or around his mouth he’ll do everything in his power to not get it in his mouth.

When he has blood in his mouth it makes him think about how he died cuz ya know he got boinked to death (He doesn’t always get flash backs from this but he does get very uncomfortable whenever he tastes blood.) There’s also a very good chance that he’ll just puke his guts out if the blood sits on his tongue for too long. If his on a mission or parole and has his helmet on he will rip it off to either spit out the blood or so he doesn’t puke in his helmet. 

He also can’t stand the taste of metal but it freaks him out slightly less because it cold and not warm.

Jason colour codes people (TW mentions of: Panic, jay’s death, maybe some PTSD)

I have no clue how to describe why i think he does this but Imma try. So basically when jay dies the last thing he remembers seeing is joker (obviously) but with that comes the fact that The Joker is very colourful. The green purple combo especially made him uncomfortable. so eventually he decided to colour code the people he knows so hopefully he’ll fell less shitty when seeing certain colours. (He either learnt this through a friend/family or from a therapist.)

Red: Tim Drake

Orange: Roy Harper

Yellow: Duke Thomas

Green: Damian Wayne

Blue: Dick Grayson

Purple: Kori (Koriand'r)

Black: Bruce Wayne

White: Alfred Pennyworth

Gray: Bizarro

Green and purple combo still make Jay feel uneasy but he’s a lot better now that he does this.

That’s all I can think of rn but i may add more at a later date. If you wanna share your HCs with me I’d love to read them!! That’s all for now until next time!!

[lattehearted]

idk if i've ever mentioned it but i'm watching the h.idden t.ruths dlc (bc trying to recolor o.wain's hair with these fucking sprites from s.priters r.esource will be the death of me) and O.wain and I.nigo are completely at odds when it comes to their theories on who A.nankos's daughter is that they're tasked with protecting

I.nigo is certain it's A.zura. After all, her striking hair color matches their mysterious new friend A.nankos, and no one else in all of N.ohr (or H.oshido in a revelations playthrough) has that exact shade of blue (S.ev likes to play devil's advocate and say P.eri's comes close, just to be a little shit)

O.wain however is team "C.orrin is a m.anakete in a world where none of her other siblings are, and is incredibly powerful, it HAS to be her"

S.evera isn't certain, especially because A.nankos only says "child" as in singular, but she thinks there's a world where they're both his daughters and tries to look out for them both equally as hard

[thepieisalie]

My time has come :)

Some Azula-centric headcanons that I also use in my ATLA fanfiction:

- Azula’s favorite food is mochi and she actually has a really big sweet tooth. We see her eating some in a flashback in the comic: “Smoke and Shadow.” And therefor it is now officially her favorite, you can’t argue this with me.

- Azula is surprisingly good with children. It doesn’t look like it at first, but there is just something about her that makes little kids gravitate towards her. (I mean, 10 year me also thought she was super cool. You can’t tell me some firebending kids wouldn’t look up to her and her blue fire)

- Azula doesn’t like animals. She doesn’t care for them whatsoever and gets annoyed whenever they, much like the children, gravitate towards her for some reason. She’s the type of person who is the only one in the room to dislike cats, and then have the cat crawl onto her lap specifically.

- Fire healing is a thing, as we learn in The Legend of Korra. But I headcanon that it’s a lost art within the current culture of the Fire Nation. And I think it would be neat for Azula to learn this skill, together with her realizing that firebending doesn’t have to revolve around distruction. And it’s gonna be funny to see other people’s reactions when they learn Azula knows how to heal now. (I know it’s a cliche for a redemption arc, but idc. It’s fun)

- Azula developed a fear of drowning after Katara defeated her. She’s not afraid of water or anything, but she starts to feel panicked whenever she’s fully submerged.

- Azula is actually very spiritual. She just doesn’t discover this about herself until much later, because spiritually was never taken seriously or encouraged by her father. But once she gets better at it, it enhances her abilities in multiple ways.

- Azula learned to talk from a relatively young age. She was already capable of forming full sentences (ofc using simple words, but still) by the time she was two and a half.

- She also discovered her firebending quicker than most children. Usually it’s discovered around the age of five or six, but Azula sparked her first flame when she was three years old. (Idk if this is accurate to canon tbh)

- Azula has really neat handwriting, but she’s not good at drawing.

- Hair is canonically a very important symbol in Fire Nation culture. Letting someone touch your hair is a big deal there. As children, Azula sometimes let Ty Lee play with and braid her hair.

- I know that in canon, Azula figures out how to use lightning redirection (this happens in the comics.) I do something different in my fanfic though. Azula won’t learn lightning redirection, but she invents a new technique herself. She basically learns that it’s possible to maintain a constant charge of lightning if you let it circuit through the body. This means that she will only have to do her wind up once and is then able to bend lightning continuously for some time after. (This was my idea to keep the requirement of her needing a charge up time to generate lightning (unlike her father who can do it almost instantly) but to also buff her lightning bending skills.) This technique is incredibly dangerous and difficult to pull off though, since it requires the lightning to pass through the heart. You must maintain a steady heartbeat and control at all times, or risk it doing fatal damage. So to counterbalance its overpoweredness, it’s got that downside. (I know Iroh says in the show not to let lightning pass through the heart. But he also said you cannot bend lightning while you’re emotionally unstable. And Azula was anything but emotionally stable during the Agni Kai, and she could still bend lightning. I’m not saying Uncle Iroh is wrong, but that his logical applies mainly to lightning bending in general. Azula is just built different and finds a way to do it anyway)

- I headcanon that Azula as a closeted lesbian. This doesn’t really play a part in my fanfiction, since she’s not shipped with anyone in it and there’s no real romance. But I do hint at it every now and then, just for funsies.

- Hence, Azula sucks at flirting with all genders.

- (This is more an Ursa headcanon than Azula, but whatvs) Ursa used to check up on her children every night when they went to bed. This is a habit she built up because she’s constantly worried about their safety. Azula noticed this at some point, but mistook it for her mother trying to make sure she was adhering to her bed time. So she made it a habit of forcing herself to stay awake until Ursa passed by, because she doesn’t like the idea of being check up on during her sleep.

- Azula likes knives, and she probably would’ve gotten a collection if she could. It’s an interest she bonded over with Mai, and why she was so upset when Uncle Iroh gifted Zuko a dagger and not her. This interest kinda faded over time though as she got older.

- Azula once dug through her mother’s makeup try to it on (like little kids do.) But Ursa caught her and scolded her for it, claiming she was too young to be wearing makeup. So when Ursa disappeared, Azula started wearing it as an act of defiance. And Ozai let her because he seriously couldn’t care less about that sort of thing. (That’s my reasoning as to why she wears makeup in the show.)

Can we share fun Azula headcanons?

The only "requirement" is a basis in Azula's canon portrayal. So...

Azula plotting the percect romantic dinner for Zuko and Mai after Zuko returns to the Fire Nation? Perfect. No notes.

Azula contorted into being a firebending Harley Quinn? No! Bad fan! No biscuit!

[ennabear]

(18+) quick lil 3am headcanon: i think sevika gets off on intimacy. no matter how many hookups she has and how good they are, if she doesn’t feel some sort of connection she won’t cum. at least not very hard.

but this would mean that as soon as she meets you she’s horny all the time. you could be still in the talking stage, texting sevika late at night just to get to know her more, and behind the screen she’d have to shove a hand down her pants to relieve some of the tension building up in her core.

or she’d invite you over for a date at her place, ordering some takeout and allowing you to choose a movie, and she’d be squirming and rubbing her thighs together with the way you’re info dumping about your favorite film. it takes every ounce of self control in her to not pin you to the couch and use your body to get herself off.

and once you do start dating, she gives up on self control and completely submits herself to you. you’re giving her a back massage because she mentioned that it hurt? don’t think too hard about the way she’s whimpering. it’s midnight and you’re both still awake and giggling about some stupid silly youtube video? she’s soaked. she sees you in her clothes after a shower, hair wet with you looking all soft and fresh and domestic? creaming. hardcore.

it’s not that she doesn’t love your body, or the effortless way you get her off, but that added feeling of love washing over her pushes her to the finish line about ten times faster than usual.

[stanfordswifey]

Stanford Headcanons!!

(Bf ver.)

Giggling hes so pretty in this picture-- COUGH COUGH SORRY ILL GET STARTED (pre-portal)

Loves physical touch. Would lowkey miss you whenever he's working so he always hugs you, and gives you cuddles whenever he can.

Kisses? Yes please, he'd be flustered at first but reciprocate it sooner or later, he's a shy lil dude.

Gift giving!! He'd make silly gadgets for you for no reason, you need a pen holder? Boom made you one, need anything at all and he'd get started on it just for you <3

Quality time is something he'd like also, since he'll be working on the portal so much he'd spend time with you whenever he can, sometimes it'd just be the both of you cuddling in bed and he'd start infordumping about the most random shit ever.

He would promise to take you to the galaxy and even farther, that he'd show you everything and adore it with you, but out of every gorgeous sunset, out of every prettt flower, he'd always see you as the most beautiful little thing he'd ever lay his eyes on.

Might be possessive, just a little! He'd 'accidentally' leave hickeys in obvious spots on your body (neck, chest, etc)

He'd take you on dates, he would cook your favorite food, setup the table and for nighttime lazy dates he'd just get some popcorn and you two would watch documentaries together or go looking for a new creature to document.

He would let you draw on his journals or add some stuff in, decorations, notes, etc.

He's the type to pat your head when you do something good

[dootznbootz]

I constantly feel like I gotta constantly reiterate my lore for my goobers every new post because Water Wife is just that much of a freak. :/

"Wait, why does Penelope have sharp teeth-" Because she's hot? Because she's full of whimsy? Because she's 3/4th Naiad? Because she's a menace?

[alastorss]

brother i still have no idea how tumblr works and this is my first request and it might not even be in the right place but—

why does NO ONE talk about the fact that “Allie” would be such a silly nickname for Alastor? i would love to see some headcanons/a lil story about how he would react to the reader calling him that. maybe completely detests it at first but secretly likes it?

a/n: hello lovely, you've come to the right place 🫶 yes yes yes!!! i'm obsessed with this idea <3 i'm adding to this: he would think you're mad at him when you finally call him normally again ^ ^

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"What did you say?"

"Huh?" You hum, attention devoted to fixing Alastor's bowtie.

"That thing you just said. Repeat it."

You finally blink at him, using your palms to smooth out the front of his jacket before stepping out of his bubble. "I said your tie was undone."

"No, dear, before that."

The Radio Demon can feel his eye twitching in irritation. You look at him again dumbly, trying to retrace your steps.

"Oh!" You flash him a little smile and he thinks his brain is going to explode. "Allie?"

He just gawks at you, surprised by the sheer audacity you have. And it doesn't help that he's so fond of you that he doesn't even want to strike you down.

Had it been someone else calling him so endearingly, he might have done something violent. But how could he do that to you, his darling companion, when you look so sweet calling him such a ridiculous name?

"My apologies but... where did that come from?"

"Isn't it cute?" You grin, completely dodging his question.

No, he wants to say. Absolutely not. However, your smile is ever-growing and he can't very well deny you this pleasure. So he sucks it up, draws in a deep inhale to compose himself, and nods.

"Of course, cher."

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Weeks pass and the rest of your friends in the hotel begin to raise a brow at how casually you address such a powerful Overlord. And more than that, he doesn't seem to want to correct you.

It becomes his name reserved exclusively for you. Angel had tried, once, to purr out Allie in a seductive way that made Alastor's skin crawl. Never again.

He gets used to it. Even likes the idea that there is something shared between you that no one else can have. That is, until you're pushing around your breakfast on a plate one morning.

"Can you pass the salt, Alastor?"

He looks up from his mug of coffee in confusion, brain taking a moment to buffer before it catches up with his already moving mouth.

"Alastor?" He repeats his own name, staring at you intensely and most definitely not passing the salt over the table.

You look back up at him blankly. "That's your name, don't wear it out."

He scoffs at your lame joke before sliding the salt shaker over the table. There's something unsettling him and he can't quite place it.

Setting down his newspaper, he watches you as you eat. His gaze is so fiery that you look up from your food almost instantly.

"What's wrong?"

"Are you alright? Have I done something to upset you?"

Your brows scrunch. "No, why?"

"Why did you not call me Allie?"

Complete and utter silence settles over the dining table until he feels like he can't breathe. Your spoonful of food hovers just in front of your open mouth as you stare.

Then, laughter. Laughter fills the room and his ears so heartily that he feels it in his own chest. You double over the table in your fit, spoon clinking onto the plate as you drop it.

"What?" He grumbles.

"Of course I'm not mad at you!" You howl, using a finger to wipe up the tears gathering in your eyes. "'Sides, I thought you hated that name?"

His jaw grows taut. "Hate is a powerful word."

"So you like it?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Liar, you do!"

Alastor is never one to get flustered, but here he is for the first time in his afterlife, teetering on the edge of bursting out in flames. "You are terrible, you know that?"

You snicker, leg getting trapped between his under the table. "Yeah, Allie, I know."

Yet the way his smile softens says it all.

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[struwberrii]

haikyuu!! boys crushing on you ₊˚⊹♡

here are some silly headcanons on how i think the shiratorizawa guys would act while they have a crush on you + eventually confess :3

characters: ushijima, tendou, semi, shirabu, goshiki

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ushijima

its weird because he knows he likes you and everyone else THINKS he MIGHT like you but hes so blunt and deadpan that its hard to tell

he doesnt treat you differently than he treats any other person but hes very kind and generous

gives you random compliments though, like is hes thinking something he just says it to you

'you look very beautiful today' or 'are you wearing a new perfume? it smells nice'

but at the same time he accidentally insults you like hell ask you when the last time you showered was

because of this nobody can really tell exactly how he feels about you until he eventually confesses

he would probably be very deadpan and unromantic about his confession too, he would just straight up ask you to go out with him (˶˃⤙˂˶)

but TRUST once he gets you out hes bringing you flowers, hes buying you your favorite snacks, hes holding doors for you pulling your chairs out for you

u rlly gotta trust the process LMAO i feel like hes just a lil dummy

tendou

i feel like he wouldnt confess because hes rlly insecure and doesnt think anyone would ever have romantic feelings for him so you would probably have to confess

he does little things to let you know he cares about you, like hed suggest manga he thinks youd like or some songs or has movie nights with you and brings snacks

jokes around a lot with you and actually shows a vulnerable side when hes alone with you

i can see him inviting you out just randomly and casually, like bringing you to a bakery he likes or going to the park with you late at night to swing on the swing sets and chat

also compliments you very boldly but immediately gets super blushy and flustered and starts stuttering ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

probably teases you a lot though but gets really nervy if hes too flirty about it

i feel like youd DEF have to confess but he'd probably be throwing you hints all night, complimenting you, buying you little keychains or snacks, holding your bags for you all that jazz

once you guys are officially together OH MY GOSH is he a different person, constantly flirting and teasing and now youre the one blushing and left stuttering by his words ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) 

semi

hes actually very sweet and chill about it

like when he first meets you hed probably just straight up say youre really pretty and ask for your phone number

hed be shocked to learn that you actually have a lot in common with him

overall is just very flirty and romantic while crushing on you, like he makes it NO secret that he has feelings for you (˶ ˘ ³˘)ˆᵕ ˆ˶)

jokes about you being his girlfriend but surprisingly take a while to actually ask you out

despite that he still is very protective over you and literally treats you like youre his girlfriend

def writes songs for you and sends voice memos of him playing them on his guitar ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

i feel like he wouldnt really try to hard to impress you or anything, hed just feel comfortable being himself around you and doesnt want you to end up falling for someone who isnt him (as in him not acting like himself)

invites you out on dates often before officially asking you out

he ends up asking you out with a cute stuffed animal and candy at your doorstep

shirabu

lurks from the shadows

i feel like he would probably push you away and be kind of cold twoards you because he thinks your really pretty but doesnt want to have feelings for you

i feel like hed just watch you and like admire you from a distance

would probably be too scared to have a genuine conversation with you so he sends you annonymous notes

hes your little secret admirer ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

his notes are so sweet though, like he writes you poems and tells you how nice you looked

i feel like hed be ok just being your secret admirer forever but he realizes he wont be your classmate forever so he ends up writing a note to meet him on the roof of the school during lunch

you end up meeting up with him and he asks you on an official date ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

goshiki

CONSTANTLLY trying to impress you (╥﹏╥)

just a big dork honestly

always invites you to his practices so he can show off his skills to you

if you compliment him hed probably be all blushy and smiley and hit you with the 'yeah it was nothin'

invites you out to play gacha machines and spends a bunch of money on you trying to win the figures you want

also brings you snacks and gives them to you during lunch (˶˃⤙˂˶)

honestly would do anything for your validation

tries to be cool and tough but you see right through that act almost immediately

probably invites you out to a movie and awkwardly tries to hold your hand but only ends up brushing hands with you

would try to ask you out after the movie ends but hed just be stuttering then ends up saying nevermind

you probably have to ask him out lol

even after all that hes STILL trying to act like a tough guy