#just some silly lil headcanons

[sixcrowsbooks]

Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about Locus and his probable lost sense of self while working with Felix. And Felix taking advantage of that at every fucking turn, until he turned their relationship into something dark and malleable and entirely in his control. Locus thinking he still had some control until he’s forced to realize that he doesn’t. Not at all. And now he’s stuck with this monster of a man, but what does that even matter since he’s a monster, too? Is he even a person anymore, even human? He doesn’t know. He used to know, or thought he knew. But maybe he was never a person at all, maybe he was always a monster. And monsters don’t deserve remorse or forgiveness or respect. Or even a sense of self, a sense of identity outside of the mission they were paid to go out and accomplish. Do they?

[nerdgeekcc]

Pssst… Anyone want a random Mr. Ring-a-Ding headcanon that’s been bouncing around my head? Too bad! I’m gonna share it anyways lol

Now I should specify that this is specifically for Mr. Ring-a-Ding the cartoon character, not Lux himself (one kinda has to specify). I couldn’t help but think back to the scene where Belinda asks Ring: “What are you a cartoon of?” And she has a point—Ring has a bunch of random features that make it tough to identify what he is, exactly. His human body, antennae (or at least assumed to be), and pig nose make it impossible to just put him into any animal/creature category unlike other toons such as Mickey Mouse, Rodger Rabbit, Felix the Cat, etc. (Heck, even with Sunshine Sally it’s made very clear by her design that she’s supposed to be a dog!)

There’s also specific part of Mr. Ring-a-Ding’s theme song (the extended version, at the very beginning of the episode) that caught my attention: “Have you ever seen a Ring-a-Ding? Have you ever seen such a lovely thing?” Notice Ring’s double-usage of “a” here. It’s very a subtle distinction, and call me crazy, but…what if that isn’t a coincidence? What if Mr. Ring-a-Ding is his own made-up species?

The way I see it is kinda like with Gonzo (and yes I know he’s a muppet, not a cartoon, but just bear with me—) Most people assume that Gonzo is meant to be some kind of bird/flamingo because of his oddly shaped nose. But instead of feathers, he has bluish-purplish fur; and instead of having a bird-like body with wings, Gonzo is more-or-less human from the neck down. Plus none of the other Muppets ever clarify that he’s supposed to be any kind of existing animal; they mainly just call him a “weirdo” or “freak,” while Gonzo himself identifies as a “whatever.” And while there is a movie which reveals that Gonzo is actually an alien, that still technically makes Gonzo his own separate species!

So who’s to say that Mr. Ring-a-Ding can’t be the same way? I could totally see within almost every Mr. Ring-a-Ding short, if any character where to ask him “And just what are you suppose to be?” he’d just cheerfully respond with “Don’t make me laugh! I’m a Ring-a-Ding, of course! Ain’t that obvious?” and just never fully elaborate like the smug lil shit he is lmao

(Am I over analyzing this? Probably asdfghjk)

[zecoritheweirdone]

hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.

special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!

better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs

[vaguely-concerned]

bunter keeping peter from being swallowed up by an evil bog with the kind of hysterical strength otherwise only known by mothers deadlifting cars to save their tender babes is something that can actually be so personal

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes. what i like to read or write in fic or just generally play around with.... is different and, dare i say, sometimes even contradicting to what i think the canonical reading is offering. like yeah he would not fucking say that but every once in a while i do like to indulge. sue me

[benevolenterrancy]

I've been looking at your art with Jin Guangyao like million times and noticed that his face features kinda fluctuate on different non-chibi drawings. Curious if you just like trying different designs or does this just reflect changing with age (he's almost a teenager as Meng Yao and a fully grown adult after the timeskip after all), and generally if you have any particular headcanons on his appereance?

Sorry, I'm just a little (or not a little) obsessed with character design XD

ha ha ha man I wish I could give a cool answer about how yeah, you totally saw through me, I am definitely intentionally making little fluctuations to mark the passage of time etc etc, except I'm tragically not 😅 The closest is that while he's Deputy Meng Yao I do try to make him a little more... optimistic? Give him a bit more youthful pride and confidence that he's finally succeeding and might have a chance to get what he wants? So I guess that ages him a bit between Meng Yao and Jin Guangyao, in theory... but when I'm not drawing silly comics, things just tend fluctuate and I'm not always very good at sticking to one look (I like trying different things!) All I can do is hope my art continues to improve... they're certainly never hiring me for animation or anything that requires consistency!

My headcanons about his appearance that I do try to keep in mind but might not come across in my art:

I almost always try to give him a somewhat round face, or at least rounded cheeks, I'm not sure why but I imagine him with quite a soft looking face... youthful, even as he gets older, and I think he'd be willing to play into that

I usually draw him smiling (because if something has made him show a distinctly different emotion he's probably alone or shit's popping off) and I'll often add dimples as part of my JGY Visual Shorthand (along with critical things like Goofy Hat)

WWX was able to see the goddess statue carved to look like Meng Shi and assume it was a statue of JGY, so I assume he has fairly delicate, almost feminine features -- she was supposed to be beautiful and he looks like her, ergo he must be pretty!

I imagine him with very straight hair, and I think he found this mildly frustrating with the Nie who I usually give more of a wave to -- his hair doesn't hold braids as easily as the Nie brothers! Frustrating when he's trying to fit in!

(listen I know the braids are a show thing not a book canon thing but I will die on this hill) I subscribe to him keeping his Nie braids under his hat you can't take this from me

This doesn't come across in my art because I just do whichever is more fun or fits the comic requirements at the time, but I imagine while Meng Yao / new to the Jin, he wore cuffs at his wrists, anything to keep his sleeves back, for pure practicality's sake. As sect leader I like to imagine he doesn't, and goes for the long, billowing sleeves and more layers as something of a status symbol: he doesn't need to worry about dragging them through dirt or blood or ink anymore!

[riverrunscold]

favorite thing about dbd Fandom is seeing people's headcanons of killers hanging out between trials. They're a family to me :,)

[dootznbootz]

I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.

[azurine-cryptid]

hello scpblr i have risen from the void to bring thee my own personal Shaw interpretation/headcanon

Jack was either placed indefinitely in the freezer or they found a way to actually terminate him.

So firstly, I have yet to figure out how in the fuck this guy got in possession of scp-963-2, suggestions welcome

secondly, I decided to spice it up for -2 to make it work a lil differently so: When the host of SCP-963-2 is injured, fatally or otherwise it will heal the wound, now this has its limits, if most or all the body is destroyed beyond repair, it'll trap the hosts soul inside and basically stay there until another viable host touches the amulet, forcing the hosts soul into the body, replacing it. This makes the host effectively immortal. Now while the soul does get replaced, memories from the new host will still be there, over time with growing number of bodies this would become a problem as the human mind can only hold on to so many memories.

As of now Shaw has yet to experience this, he's been immortal for only a couple months and id enjoying the high of never dying, he's done pretty good at keeping his body intact and functioning.

Shaw is just some guy who likes red sunglasses, 70's fashion, and indie pop. He's so girlypop I love him<3 he's making my brain go brrrrr

[autoresponderdaily]

would hal like grilledcheese? does he know how to grill a cheese? he has the internet at his hands but can he cook without starting a housefire?

im sry he cant cook at all. i mean sure hed love a grilled cheese but can he make it himself? not at all. neither could dirk. its genetic.

[greedbent]

rises from the ashes just to remind everyone that kaz is a pathetic simp when he has feelings for someone so pls don't be too intimidated by him

externally he looks like he's about to commit about 5986485 crimes of the murdery variety (and probably is), but internally he will always just be consumed with so much love and appreciation for That PersonTM . . . it's almost disgusting tbh

he's literally the concept of a cat

pretends he wants nothing to do with you cold shoulder most of the time gets annoyed when you bother him

but also . . . ? goes out of his way to be in the same room as you gets jealous when you give someone else attention/affection kills and maims for you (basically no one messes with you)

side note: he's 100% aware he is undeserving of affection and love in return, so he's honestly not pursuing anything when he knows the person he cares about is "too good for him" (＾▽＾)

[lattehearted]

idk if i've ever mentioned it but i'm watching the h.idden t.ruths dlc (bc trying to recolor o.wain's hair with these fucking sprites from s.priters r.esource will be the death of me) and O.wain and I.nigo are completely at odds when it comes to their theories on who A.nankos's daughter is that they're tasked with protecting

I.nigo is certain it's A.zura. After all, her striking hair color matches their mysterious new friend A.nankos, and no one else in all of N.ohr (or H.oshido in a revelations playthrough) has that exact shade of blue (S.ev likes to play devil's advocate and say P.eri's comes close, just to be a little shit)

O.wain however is team "C.orrin is a m.anakete in a world where none of her other siblings are, and is incredibly powerful, it HAS to be her"

S.evera isn't certain, especially because A.nankos only says "child" as in singular, but she thinks there's a world where they're both his daughters and tries to look out for them both equally as hard

[thepieisalie]

My time has come :)

Some Azula-centric headcanons that I also use in my ATLA fanfiction:

- Azula’s favorite food is mochi and she actually has a really big sweet tooth. We see her eating some in a flashback in the comic: “Smoke and Shadow.” And therefor it is now officially her favorite, you can’t argue this with me.

- Azula is surprisingly good with children. It doesn’t look like it at first, but there is just something about her that makes little kids gravitate towards her. (I mean, 10 year me also thought she was super cool. You can’t tell me some firebending kids wouldn’t look up to her and her blue fire)

- Azula doesn’t like animals. She doesn’t care for them whatsoever and gets annoyed whenever they, much like the children, gravitate towards her for some reason. She’s the type of person who is the only one in the room to dislike cats, and then have the cat crawl onto her lap specifically.

- Fire healing is a thing, as we learn in The Legend of Korra. But I headcanon that it’s a lost art within the current culture of the Fire Nation. And I think it would be neat for Azula to learn this skill, together with her realizing that firebending doesn’t have to revolve around distruction. And it’s gonna be funny to see other people’s reactions when they learn Azula knows how to heal now. (I know it’s a cliche for a redemption arc, but idc. It’s fun)

- Azula developed a fear of drowning after Katara defeated her. She’s not afraid of water or anything, but she starts to feel panicked whenever she’s fully submerged.

- Azula is actually very spiritual. She just doesn’t discover this about herself until much later, because spiritually was never taken seriously or encouraged by her father. But once she gets better at it, it enhances her abilities in multiple ways.

- Azula learned to talk from a relatively young age. She was already capable of forming full sentences (ofc using simple words, but still) by the time she was two and a half.

- She also discovered her firebending quicker than most children. Usually it’s discovered around the age of five or six, but Azula sparked her first flame when she was three years old. (Idk if this is accurate to canon tbh)

- Azula has really neat handwriting, but she’s not good at drawing.

- Hair is canonically a very important symbol in Fire Nation culture. Letting someone touch your hair is a big deal there. As children, Azula sometimes let Ty Lee play with and braid her hair.

- I know that in canon, Azula figures out how to use lightning redirection (this happens in the comics.) I do something different in my fanfic though. Azula won’t learn lightning redirection, but she invents a new technique herself. She basically learns that it’s possible to maintain a constant charge of lightning if you let it circuit through the body. This means that she will only have to do her wind up once and is then able to bend lightning continuously for some time after. (This was my idea to keep the requirement of her needing a charge up time to generate lightning (unlike her father who can do it almost instantly) but to also buff her lightning bending skills.) This technique is incredibly dangerous and difficult to pull off though, since it requires the lightning to pass through the heart. You must maintain a steady heartbeat and control at all times, or risk it doing fatal damage. So to counterbalance its overpoweredness, it’s got that downside. (I know Iroh says in the show not to let lightning pass through the heart. But he also said you cannot bend lightning while you’re emotionally unstable. And Azula was anything but emotionally stable during the Agni Kai, and she could still bend lightning. I’m not saying Uncle Iroh is wrong, but that his logical applies mainly to lightning bending in general. Azula is just built different and finds a way to do it anyway)

- I headcanon that Azula as a closeted lesbian. This doesn’t really play a part in my fanfiction, since she’s not shipped with anyone in it and there’s no real romance. But I do hint at it every now and then, just for funsies.

- Hence, Azula sucks at flirting with all genders.

- (This is more an Ursa headcanon than Azula, but whatvs) Ursa used to check up on her children every night when they went to bed. This is a habit she built up because she’s constantly worried about their safety. Azula noticed this at some point, but mistook it for her mother trying to make sure she was adhering to her bed time. So she made it a habit of forcing herself to stay awake until Ursa passed by, because she doesn’t like the idea of being check up on during her sleep.

- Azula likes knives, and she probably would’ve gotten a collection if she could. It’s an interest she bonded over with Mai, and why she was so upset when Uncle Iroh gifted Zuko a dagger and not her. This interest kinda faded over time though as she got older.

- Azula once dug through her mother’s makeup try to it on (like little kids do.) But Ursa caught her and scolded her for it, claiming she was too young to be wearing makeup. So when Ursa disappeared, Azula started wearing it as an act of defiance. And Ozai let her because he seriously couldn’t care less about that sort of thing. (That’s my reasoning as to why she wears makeup in the show.)

Can we share fun Azula headcanons?

The only "requirement" is a basis in Azula's canon portrayal. So...

Azula plotting the percect romantic dinner for Zuko and Mai after Zuko returns to the Fire Nation? Perfect. No notes.

Azula contorted into being a firebending Harley Quinn? No! Bad fan! No biscuit!

[sharkbitten-sailor]

forsaken survivors x cat!reader - headcanons .ᐟ

a/n: not sure if i messed up anything due to lack of experience in writing. plus, english is not my native language, so im sorry for any grammar or spelling errors!

general hcs - you have all the charming features of a cat - a tail that sways when you're curious, ears that twitch at every little sound, and, of course, the softest paws imaginable! - oh, and you have some cat-like traits too. man, how are you so adaptable and flexible? you can literally slip through the thinnest corner ever or loop the killer without getting hit. not even once. - basically liquid at this point/hj - whether it’s scratching at walls or leaving marks on a killer who got too close, your claws are a force to be reckoned with. or simply you get bored :p - you have a favorite hiding spot and get grumpy when someone else takes it/ref - you rarely purr, mostly just hiss at everyone in sight lol unless they’re your absolute favorite.

noob - at first, noob don't quite know how to feel about you. they’re both fascinated by your unique traits and a little anxious, unsure of how to approach you. - it takes them time to warm up, but once they do, they find your presence incredibly soothing. probably because you remind them of their old pet cat, tac. - just having you around helps them feel less overwhelmed. - as a cat owner, they know a few tricks to help you relax: scratching your cheeks, rubbing your ears… but the only issue? they don’t have enough confidence to do it. - still, they did try to groom you once. you looked so peaceful that their face turned red like a berry. total flustered mess. - they have a habit of asking you the most unexpected things out of nowhere. “d-do you like b-boxy cola...?” “w-what about... salty food...?” - it’s their way of making conversation, even if it’s awkward at first. - one time, it was just the two of you left, and noob was completely overwhelmed by anxiety to the point that their figure trembled constantly. - without a word, you nudged them gently. that small act alone made their worries fade almost instantly. it melted their heart in a way they didn’t expect. - you see them as a premium napping spot. no words, no hesitation; you just stroll up, plop down next to them and sleep. - noob's honest reaction: OVERHEATING. brain blue-screening. - the argue to pat those small lil' ears of yours when you're sleeping ughhh >>>>

007n7 - he assumes you’ll steer clear once you learn about his past, just like everyone else. but you? you dgaf. the past is the past, and that’s that. - he’s caught off guard by that attitude of yours, almost unsure of how to react. - is this… genuine? the fact that you don’t just tolerate his presence; you actually seem to enjoy it leaves him a little stunned. and, maybe, a sense of happiness. - sometimes, 007n7 catches himself watching you, wondering how you can be so carefree in this ever-lasting hell. - secretly impresses by how fearless you look when looping the killer. you made it seem way too easy. - adores every moment when you try to mimic his clones. it makes him remember about the old time, in a good way. - after every match, you make it a habit to sit beside him during breaks. no hesitation, no awkwardness. just quiet companionship. - if elliot or others don't take care of his injuries, you do, calmly patching him up without a trace of discomfort. - he learns (the hard way) that you have a habit of affectionate arm-biting. whether he likes it or not, he’s your favorite target, and there’s no escaping it😇 - but hey, at least you do knead him sometimes :D especially his burger-hat. - he finds it both silly and calm to hear your soft purrs. something about them just sounds like honey: smooth, warm, comforting. - somehow, being around you helps. both in and outside the rounds. you've kind of become his metal life support at this point. - he asks if he can pat your ears, and you nod. the moment his hand touches them, he's stunned by how soft they are. a second later, realization hits. his face turns bright red as he quickly pulls away, completely flustered </3 - overall, 10/10.

shedletsky - a cat person meets a cat? what do you expect? chaos? check. instant best buddies? double check. - it takes no time at all for you two to bond. something about your energy just clicks with his. - he finds endless joy in teasing you, not caring if you hiss at him in response. in fact, he lives for it. - flicking your ears just to see your reaction/ref - he’s a menace who constantly pats your head just to get a reaction. always ends up with bite marks and scratches. - but does he stop? absolutely not. - your best revenge? stealing his precious fried chickens. he gets annoyed so bad. "you little gremlin- put that down!" - no matter how serious things get, one way or another, you and shedletsky always make it worse in the best way possible. - likes to stay close to you during rounds. either to guard you (cuz you're too curious and reckless for your own good) or to show off his sword skills. it's kinda awesome until he misses the stun. "oops, my bad. time to run!" - since there isn't enough room, when it's your turn to sleep on the couch or floor, he usually offers you his sleeping spot. (or, y'know… you just end up sleeping together :p) - gives off total 'one dares to think, one dares to try' duo energy. he cooks, you eat. you distract, he stuns. - actually enjoys when you knead on him. it's pretty soothing. - attempted to touch your paws once… and yeah, never again. the sacred toe beans remain off-limits. - little do you know, your presence alone is one of many thing that push him forward.

guest 1337 - dang. how hard is it to write for this guy bruh - when you first got kidnapped here, he was the most wary of you, more than anyone else. even when shedletsky took a quick liking to you. - can't blame him though. he've been through a freaking war himself. - might take quite long (like forever) to earn his trust. - it starts small: offering him a boxy cola (which he side-eyes but still drink) or a medkit, sticking around even when he insists he doesn’t need help. then, saving him more times than you can count by alerting him when the killer is near (thanks to your sharp senses), buying both of you some precious seconds to escape. - slowly, he starts seeing something, rather someone familiar in you, none other than his daughter - it's when your relationship with him takes another path. - he's already someone who puts others before himself, but with you, it's even 'worse'. you might have 9 lives, but he refuses to let you waste even one. - he tends to walk straight to you when the round has just started. something about the thought of you wandering alone doesn’t sit right with him. - he's ready to take the hits, insisting he's fine no matter how battered he gets. you have to threaten to bite him if he doesn't take a break. - doesn't make a difference if you have sharp senses of a cat, you are still a curious lil' goofball creature. guest 1337 has to pull you out of those mess you made + lecture you the n+1th time to not touch john doe's spikes or 1x1x1x1's minions. - he doesn’t trust you around his food. rightfully so. the number of times you've swiped a meal off his plate just to annoy him is unreal. - "unbelievable," he mutters while grabbing it back. - gives you a pat as a way of saying "good job," though it's not something he does often.

[sapphiccup]

I’m most likely going to write these in future oneshots or fics but Ima put a lil sprinkle sprinkle on the timeline for the real freaks in the chat. And people if you truly do not like seeing stuff like this, I strongly suggest you scroll its okay we still love you!

MDNI!!!!!NSFW!

Pairing: Sevika x reader

Freak fest headcanons 🦾🐺🌊

Different places to FUCK & different things to fuck with! And yes I mean fuck, I mean like ovulation week type of fuck yk?

ᥫ᭡ We fucked Sevika on that bed, that couch, that car… LETS TAKE IT OUTSIDE ON THE BALCONY and I mean damn near off the rails riskin it all for a good fuck but she would never let you fall.

ᥫ᭡ On the floor where the floorboard creaks on that rug for hours (obviously pillows and blankets are included you’re going to be on that floor for hours and it gets uncomfy after a while, unless Sevika fucks you on her lap that is…)

ᥫ᭡ On every counter head, doggystyle, cowgirl, from the back or the front, her eating you out from the back as you arch on the counter or your arms are resting on the counter stuffing her face full of your cunt! (And I mean, you grabbing full locks of her hair to really get her in there, bouncing yourself up and down to stimulate that clit)

ᥫ᭡ Now ladies and theydies and everything in between this woman is strong.. she can hold you up for a lo—-ng time. And yes you guessed it womp womp on the wall, yes 🙌🏽

ᥫ᭡ Dildo on the wall and she watches you fuck yourself til your makeup is messy or your drooling for her to take over and pound the orgasm out of you be it rough or slow and long strokes! OR HEAD YK IT NEVER FAILS

ᥫ᭡ Tongue fucking be it ass or vagina

ᥫ᭡ Fucking with clothes on or she ripped some fabric off and your tits are bouncing out the clothes or your clothes are halfway off but it just so much of a sight to see the fabric or maybe even fishnets clenching on you as she fucks you with fingers or dildo, tongue, just know it’s wet and it’s splashinggggggg

ᥫ᭡ Candle wax anyone?? Oh yeah that’s happening we need the senses really engaged

ᥫ᭡ Whip cream or caramel on those nipples, She lo—ves going to town on those tits/chest of yours

ᥫ᭡ She loves making you cream or squirt back to back

ᥫ᭡ Maybe there’s a party going on and you both decide to take a closet or a private room somewhere

ᥫ᭡ While you moan and on the brink of cumming sometimes she stuff her two long fingers down your throat to hear you gag on them as your innerwalls clamp down on her strap legs shaking and all

ᥫ᭡ She takes one of her shirts wraps it around your head making sure it covers your mouth only, and pulling it from behind as she fucks you.

ᥫ᭡ Wine poured down the tits and drinking from your nipples. (Maybe even some strap or fingers to overstimulate you *gunshots*)

ᥫ᭡ Vibrator overstimulation and fingers down the throat 👀

ᥫ᭡ BUTT PLUGS OR ANAL (large amounts of lube and prepping included)

ᥫ᭡ Her fucking your face telling you are such a good girl giving you different commands as you eat her out, your face is soaking wet, she tells you with a quivered lip that “I’m not done yet. One more time for me pretty”

ᥫ᭡ Tribbing with her (vibrator included or not) and playing with her nipples (or nipple piercings) or.. choking her a bit 👀

ᥫ᭡ Her using your tits to stimulate her clit and you fingering her, waiting for her to squirt in your mouth.

ᥫ᭡ I already said this but claws(acrylic scratches) on her back Or YOUR back yeah!!! You be fucking her so good she does it right back and loves it when you groan her name as you strap her or finger her.

ᥫ᭡ You’re both watching a movie and your on her lap, your back facing her front as she spreads your legs facing the tv screen, using a vibrator and her fingers to fuck you silly. (Maybe add an anal plug or pull anal beed out each time you orgasm *gunshots*)

ᥫ᭡ Just before she’s about to cum from the ring of the strap you lay her back down on the surface of whatever object you happen to be fucking on. Spreading your cheeks as you slowly grind your pussy into her teasing her and making her chase her orgasm instead. You felt cocky and just let out ��What’s the matter baby having a tough time?” as Sevika pants and grunts, even letting out whimpers because she wants to cum to you so bad. Especially with the way you are presenting yourself to her.

ᥫ᭡ Giving her kitten licks as she’s hand cuffed to your bed when you know fully well she wants you to eat her out like your starving but you just can’t help but edge her with either your tongue or your body. “You want my pussy slicked up against yours don’t you? Be patient love” and as soon as she is out of those cuffs it’s onnnnnn but she doesn’t fuck you til the bed breaks no she takes her sweet time relishing that you’re so close but so far just as she was.

ᥫ᭡ Lastly, PADDLE. That says big mama on it.

What muni long say??? “Hours and hours!!”

Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🍷

[babyleostuff]

when you call them your husband | ot13

❥ seungcheol 

goes through five stages of a mental breakdown, because what did you just call him??? if you ever called him your husband in front of people, cheol would turn into a stuttering mess with cheeks as red as a tomato. if you did it when you were by yourselves he’d start whining like a bitch, getting shy as hell, because why are you messing with his heart like that? on rare days, though, he’d embrace the husband figure and start calling you “wife” and make you shy

❥ jeonghan 

so smug - no one would be able to wipe that studpid ass smirk off of his face. it does mess with him a bit, though, because come on - calling him your husband??? but he’d try his best to act unaffected, because it’s jeonghan, and he needs to be cool :))) (i’m going to repeat this so many times throughout this headcanon, but all of them would start to freak out a bit thinking about a day when this won’t be a joke anymore, hannie included)

❥ joshua 

is he really surprised when you call him your husband? not really. he knows he’s a husband material, and you often make jokes about him being your husband anyways. that doesn’t mean he isn’t freaking about it on the inside, though, because no matter how many times you call him that as a silly little joke, it still makes him so incredibly happy that one day, he’ll really be your husband, and you won’t be calling him that as a joke anymore

❥ jun 

one of the “turns into a shy, blushy, and a stuttering mess” squad. he’d malfunction at first, point at himself, and melt into a puddle of fluff, and love. one - how dare you call him your literal husband as a joke??? second - give him all the kisses, and hugs, because his first instincts is to run away, and break out in tears from all the love. he doesn’t really know what to do with himself after you say that word, but you can be sure it’ll be in his head for the rest of the day 

❥ hoshi 

soonyoung would be confused for a second, because “wait, are you talking about me?” and when he’d finally understand that, yes - you were talking about him (because who else would you be talking about), he’d get so smiley and giggly and shy, and just turn into the cutest bean. he’d immediately cling to you, wrapping his arms around you and trapping you in a warm hug, giggling like a maniac

❥ wonwoo 

cue shy wonwoo with his lil cat smile. he can’t help the butterflies fluttering in his tummy, and as much as he’d want to tease you for calling him your husband, he’d be too shy to actually do it. you calling him that would make him so happy for some reason, even though he knows that you mainly do it as a prank or a joke to mess with him. don’t do it in front of people, though, or he’ll run away

❥ woozi 

“anything for you, baby.” woozi always indulges in all of your silly antics and jokes, and this time it’d be no different. he’d try to act as unaffected as he could, but his acting skills are not always the best, so you’d still be able to catch a glimpse of a small smile and blushy cheeks. he isn't the type to think about marriage, kids, and your domestic future together, he prefers to focus on what you have now, but hearing that word coming from you, would make his heart flutter a bit faster

❥ dk 

“yes, i am.” smiles cutely at you, and gives you a bone crushing hug, while freaking the fuck out on the inside. he won’t comment on it too much in the moment, but the way he’d be extra clingy throughout the day, giving you ten times more kisses, and hugs, and pouts, and any physical affection. the thought of becoming your husband some day is so??? because it will happen someday, and that’s kind of crazy

❥ mingyu 

cue mingoo giggles, because that man would not be able to behave himself after hearing the word husband from you. will whine, smile, laugh, hug you, pick you up and spin you around like a lovesick teenager, and when he finally calms down, he’d give you the biggest smooch. even though you had marriage talks plenty of times before - you both knew you’d get married some time in the feature, hearing it from you - saying it so casually, messed with his heart so much 

❥ minghao 

as someone who has mentioned a couple of times before that he wants to get married, hearing the word “husband” coming from you would make him so so happy and giddy, to the point where he’d just stand there with a lovesick smile on his face, and the urge to hug and kiss the life out of you (he wouldn’t though, he has to keep his composure) (but don’t worry, he’d kiss your forehead and tell you how much he loves you) (all with an adorable blush covering his cheeks)

❥ seungkwan 

turns into a shy and blushy mess. seungkwan’s first instinct is to hide his face in his hands or your neck, so you wouldn’t see the effect that the word had on him (even though you could clearly see how it affected him). then he’d probably proceed to yell at you (lovingly) for making such mean jokes (he wants to be your husband now, boyfriend is not enough)

❥ vernon 

at first he would think that he had misheard you, so you’d have to repeat the word two or three more times, because why would you ever call him your husband? and when you’d clarify that, yes - you did say the word “husband”, and yes - it was directed to him, vernon would just stare at you with big eyes but no thoughts. you’d laugh at him immediately, because the lack of his reaction was even funnier than if he’d react. then he’d say “thank you” and proceed with the rest of his day with the word “husband” floating around his head

❥ chan 

leechan.exe has stopped working. looks at you with the biggest puppy eyes, pointing at himself, as if he was asking if you were really talking about him. it’s so crazy to him that you’d call him that even as a joke, because hearing the word “husband” coming from you is??? hello??? and the fact that someday he’ll really be your husband??? you can expect chan to be a bit more clingy than he usually is (a bit more pouty too, because what do you mean you called him that as a joke?)

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