#just some silly lil headcanons
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Don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about Locus and his probable lost sense of self while working with Felix. And Felix taking advantage of that at every fucking turn, until he turned their relationship into something dark and malleable and entirely in his control. Locus thinking he still had some control until he’s forced to realize that he doesn’t. Not at all. And now he’s stuck with this monster of a man, but what does that even matter since he’s a monster, too? Is he even a person anymore, even human? He doesn’t know. He used to know, or thought he knew. But maybe he was never a person at all, maybe he was always a monster. And monsters don’t deserve remorse or forgiveness or respect. Or even a sense of self, a sense of identity outside of the mission they were paid to go out and accomplish. Do they?
#rvb#red vs blue#rvb locus#locus rvb#rvb felix#text#just some silly lil headcanons#that probably don’t align with canon but that’s okay#pls don’t come for me
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Pssst… Anyone want a random Mr. Ring-a-Ding headcanon that’s been bouncing around my head? Too bad! I’m gonna share it anyways lol
Now I should specify that this is specifically for Mr. Ring-a-Ding the cartoon character, not Lux himself (one kinda has to specify). I couldn’t help but think back to the scene where Belinda asks Ring: “What are you a cartoon of?” And she has a point—Ring has a bunch of random features that make it tough to identify what he is, exactly. His human body, antennae (or at least assumed to be), and pig nose make it impossible to just put him into any animal/creature category unlike other toons such as Mickey Mouse, Rodger Rabbit, Felix the Cat, etc. (Heck, even with Sunshine Sally it’s made very clear by her design that she’s supposed to be a dog!)
There’s also specific part of Mr. Ring-a-Ding’s theme song (the extended version, at the very beginning of the episode) that caught my attention: “Have you ever seen a Ring-a-Ding? Have you ever seen such a lovely thing?” Notice Ring’s double-usage of “a” here. It’s very a subtle distinction, and call me crazy, but…what if that isn’t a coincidence? What if Mr. Ring-a-Ding is his own made-up species?
The way I see it is kinda like with Gonzo (and yes I know he’s a muppet, not a cartoon, but just bear with me—) Most people assume that Gonzo is meant to be some kind of bird/flamingo because of his oddly shaped nose. But instead of feathers, he has bluish-purplish fur; and instead of having a bird-like body with wings, Gonzo is more-or-less human from the neck down. Plus none of the other Muppets ever clarify that he’s supposed to be any kind of existing animal; they mainly just call him a “weirdo” or “freak,” while Gonzo himself identifies as a “whatever.” And while there is a movie which reveals that Gonzo is actually an alien, that still technically makes Gonzo his own separate species!
So who’s to say that Mr. Ring-a-Ding can’t be the same way? I could totally see within almost every Mr. Ring-a-Ding short, if any character where to ask him “And just what are you suppose to be?” he’d just cheerfully respond with “Don’t make me laugh! I’m a Ring-a-Ding, of course! Ain’t that obvious?” and just never fully elaborate like the smug lil shit he is lmao
(Am I over analyzing this? Probably asdfghjk)
#nerdgeek rambles#doctor who#doctor who spoilers#doctor who headcanon#doctor who series 15#doctor who lux#doctor who lux imperator#doctor who mr ring a ding#mr ring a ding headcanon#mr ring a ding#lux imperator#(can you tell that this lil freak lives in my brain rent-free?)#(man i would give anything for an actual mr. ring-a-ding cartoon)#(even if it has nothing to do with lux! i just wanna see him in silly shenanigans)#(also golly…this is gonna be my first contribution to the ring-a-ding fandom huh?)#(i hope you guys enjoy the hc—even if it’s a little all over the place lol)#(who knows? maybe i’ll make more at some point heheh)
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hehehehehhooo,, decided to draw some hermits as the mystery skulls animated gang!! why? uhhh mostly just 'cause.
special thanks to the ibaaf server for helping me pick the roles! gem is vivi,, false is arthur,, pearl is lewis,, and etho is mystery!!

better pic of pearl under the cut, where you can how lazy i am,,ms ksmsksjs

#my art#hermitcraft#mystery skulls animated#falsesymmetry#geminitay#ethoslab#pearlescentmoon#falsesymmetry fanart#geminitay fanart#ethoslab fanart#pearlecentmoon fanart#this wasn't supposed to have this much effort put into it. and then it took five hours.#chose etho's role first cuz i really like the kitsune etho headcanon#(yes his collar has a maple leaf on it)#and the lil deadbeats are a bunch of lil tillys!!#we also gave roles to some of the other characters. bdubs is shiromori and cub is reverb/???/possession guy#sorry guys; you're antagonists now 😔#actually i don't think cub would mind this#also i refuse to think any harder about what bdubs being shiromori means. they're both plants okay.#it was either this or joel#or that one sock monster guy from season six#joe and cleo are duet and chloe respectively. joe as duet fits. cleo as chloe does not but also no one else really fits chloe anyway so idc#no more wanting an undead boyfriend.... THEY are the undead boyfriend now.#i think we had uncle lance as iskall??? still not too sure#they both have beards tho. that's something#oh!! also rendog is galaham bc i said so.#anyway. please watch msa it's so so good.#(or watch hermitcraft if you haven't already. a new season started a while back it's the perfect time to join)#not sure if i'll draw more of this;; this is less an au and more just me being silly#but i hope y'all like it regardless!!
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bunter keeping peter from being swallowed up by an evil bog with the kind of hysterical strength otherwise only known by mothers deadlifting cars to save their tender babes is something that can actually be so personal
#lord peter wimsey#mervyn bunter#so jigencore of him honestly. if lupin or peter were inside a irrevocably burning house jigen and bunter would be running#directly and determinedly into the fire to get to their personal Little Guy and that's just the way it is#with the slight distinction that I think bunter might genuinely and uncomplicatedly be *gentle gasp* straight (??? listen i KNOW)#I'm only just about to start book 3 so my opinion is by no means conclusive or comprehensive of course. but those are my vibes#you know how rarely and hesitantly I bestow the 'heterosexual' headcanon upon a beloved blorbo but I think this is one such situation#his attachment and devotion to his silly lil guy seems to come from some far deeper and less readily explicable source#than any such humdrum motives as human sexuality or romantic feeling however sincere could account for lol#it's not exactly parental but sometimes it feels like peter has two moms. his mom. and bunter who actually does most of the mom stuff lol#(or arguably also the wife stuff if we start to look uncomfortably deeply into the overlapping roles in traditional gender politics)#also wrapped up soooo much class stuff and the politics of caretaking physical AND emotional inherent in that#don't worry tho I am seeing rampant queercoding in plenty of other places lol (can we TALK about parker marrying peter's sister.#like ok king. I'm sure that means nothing. also everything about sir impey biggs. what a delight of a character I'm obsessed with him)#(one thing I really noted in clouds of witness is that denver's valet doesn't note Anything about his employer's mail or general mood#can you IMAGINE for even a second bunter not being on top of all of peter's correspondence. not attuned to his emotional state#or interested in his well-being at any moment in time. no you cannot. that is a thing that just would not happen.#I suppose denver does not have the sheer pathetic sad wet cat energy peter has that awakens the protective instinct in people lmao#I jest but I do have deeper thoughts about for all the fantasy of financial independence and freedom from worry he represents#wimsey is right from the getgo a character defined by his vulnerability and interconnectedness -- in being dependent#on the people in his life to help him manage his mental health. he is so fundamentally not a lone detective he's so deeply entrenched#in a social and societal context right from the beginning!!! he seems lonely in many ways but he NEEDS people around him#in a way and with a urgent fragility I feel is rare in the genre and with the tropes at play. and bunter#is in many ways the emotional center of that here in the early days. he keeps peter's world together more than anyone. fascinating stuff#(peter holding on to parker's trenchcoat at the end of whose body hit me so tenderly right behind the ribs my god)
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sometimes. what i like to read or write in fic or just generally play around with.... is different and, dare i say, sometimes even contradicting to what i think the canonical reading is offering. like yeah he would not fucking say that but every once in a while i do like to indulge. sue me
#*mine#mona rambles#people do be taking things so seriously these days like#sometimes i just wanna see a silly lil oneshot where the blorbo du jour Fucks Shit Up and go#idk where this weird idea comes from to assume everything i ever write down in a fic or in some rambly headcanon post is like#equivalent to saying 'i think this is what the text says' like???#the text says they had wives and are straight and don't fuck their brothers too like. come on now#and i don't mean this in a dismissal of/disdain for canon sort of way either#i hate the whole 'fuck canon i know better' attitude that's not what i'm talking about#i mean this more in a. not every oneshot i write is a 'this is a meta-analysis of textual realities'#and more a 'okay this absolutely isn't canon but what if it WERE#let's explore'#sometimes you just gotta pat canon on the head tell it i love you and i know this isn't you but I'm going to anyway <3#peace and love. etc etc#god i know people will so wildly misinterpret this as a 'she doesn't even care about canon then what is even the point 🙄'#or a 'YEAH FUCK CANON I KNOW BETTER 😤' kind of way i'm already tired#to the three people who'll get it ily tho <3#i do think the crux is the awareness yk. like. knowing deviation or smthg. anyway#bisexuality. love wins <3
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I've been looking at your art with Jin Guangyao like million times and noticed that his face features kinda fluctuate on different non-chibi drawings. Curious if you just like trying different designs or does this just reflect changing with age (he's almost a teenager as Meng Yao and a fully grown adult after the timeskip after all), and generally if you have any particular headcanons on his appereance?
Sorry, I'm just a little (or not a little) obsessed with character design XD
ha ha ha man I wish I could give a cool answer about how yeah, you totally saw through me, I am definitely intentionally making little fluctuations to mark the passage of time etc etc, except I'm tragically not 😅 The closest is that while he's Deputy Meng Yao I do try to make him a little more... optimistic? Give him a bit more youthful pride and confidence that he's finally succeeding and might have a chance to get what he wants? So I guess that ages him a bit between Meng Yao and Jin Guangyao, in theory... but when I'm not drawing silly comics, things just tend fluctuate and I'm not always very good at sticking to one look (I like trying different things!) All I can do is hope my art continues to improve... they're certainly never hiring me for animation or anything that requires consistency!
My headcanons about his appearance that I do try to keep in mind but might not come across in my art:
I almost always try to give him a somewhat round face, or at least rounded cheeks, I'm not sure why but I imagine him with quite a soft looking face... youthful, even as he gets older, and I think he'd be willing to play into that
I usually draw him smiling (because if something has made him show a distinctly different emotion he's probably alone or shit's popping off) and I'll often add dimples as part of my JGY Visual Shorthand (along with critical things like Goofy Hat)
WWX was able to see the goddess statue carved to look like Meng Shi and assume it was a statue of JGY, so I assume he has fairly delicate, almost feminine features -- she was supposed to be beautiful and he looks like her, ergo he must be pretty!
I imagine him with very straight hair, and I think he found this mildly frustrating with the Nie who I usually give more of a wave to -- his hair doesn't hold braids as easily as the Nie brothers! Frustrating when he's trying to fit in!
(listen I know the braids are a show thing not a book canon thing but I will die on this hill) I subscribe to him keeping his Nie braids under his hat you can't take this from me
This doesn't come across in my art because I just do whichever is more fun or fits the comic requirements at the time, but I imagine while Meng Yao / new to the Jin, he wore cuffs at his wrists, anything to keep his sleeves back, for pure practicality's sake. As sect leader I like to imagine he doesn't, and goes for the long, billowing sleeves and more layers as something of a status symbol: he doesn't need to worry about dragging them through dirt or blood or ink anymore!
#bene speaks#jin guangyao#these are just some thoughts about him off the cuff#whether or not i succeed these inform what i might try to get across in my art and what i choose to describe when i write#i wish i could be more helpful but i'm inconsistent#i draw silly lil cartoons there are much better artist's in this fandom who probably have much better answers to something like this ^^;;;#tbh the braid thing i fully based off me and my cousin#i got the frizzy red hair from god knows which part of the family and while my braids were never *neat* they could certainly stay in#whereas my cousin got the pin straight hair from her mom who's japanese and her braids would always end up unraveling lol#doesn't matter if the same person braided both of our hair if we were romping around the mountain hers would be out by lunch#and mine would stubbornly hold on...#so this eventually just became a part of my headcanons for jgy's time with the nie#since i like to lean into the fanon Braids As Societal Markers thing because i'm a sucker for stuff like that#yes give a very clear visual indicator of rank and acceptance and then make it as intimate as hair brushing yessssss#that won't drive someone like jgy crazy AT ALL#the number of drabbles i've played with related to jgy and hair ahahaha
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favorite thing about dbd Fandom is seeing people's headcanons of killers hanging out between trials. They're a family to me :,)
#dead by daylight#a big. dysfunctional. emotionally fucked up family#theyre so family#that's probably why the dbd world is so warm to me in general because even though there's the horrors. there's also the sillies ^_^#like anything could be happening between trials. the entity feeds on emotions so there's gotta be some delicious moments for her to consume#some deliciously beautiful fambly moments#killers visiting each other's realms#danny bunking with amanda in gideons after sneakily just sleeping there without her knowledge#They're enemies and besties ^-^#legion and looking at gf as a parental figure against his will my beloved#whatever nurse and wraith got going on#billy and bubba are like brothers to me. especially since bubba is probably missing his own family :#these tags are so long but my love for them is even bigger ^-^#dbd killers#also amanda walking demo at the new ormond map side by side with portia and snug#both of their pets are wearing lil sweaters for the cold#portia respects the hell out of amanda for 'taming that beast'. amanda just remembers demo cuddling up to her in her realm one night#demo imprinted on her. he's her emotional support supernatural animal#he hates danny#hisses at him but doesn't kill him because he's Amanda's buddy#danny also hates him so it's even#annyway. that's it. those are my headcanons#as well as all killers exploring the new ormond realm together with their lil winter outfits on :')
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I literally will think of the stupidest shit and if it makes me giggle, it's "canon" now. It just is. Idk why I keep doing this.
#Odysseus goes full stupid when he first meets Penelope. Helen is a lil “mad scientist” with her potions. Menelaus is a silly sealy boy.#Menelaus and Odysseus have sleepovers where they cry about their families. Odyssseus and Diomedes are toxic exes#Clytemnestra is a horse girl. PENELOPE IS THE WATER WIFE™ WHO DOES WEIRD SHIT!!!#...#Anyways. can I get some suggestions from the homies for something Odysseus is allergic to? Anything except animals.#doesn't have to be something eaten it can just be him touching it. kind of thinking of shrimp as that was something#ancient Greece had. This is literally because the thought of someone being like “You ate/got into ___ again didn't you?!”#*red hives. voice all raspy and fucked up. not gonna die but you know* “...No.”#and that just feels like something Odysseus would do and it's so fucking funny to me#also. what better way to feign madness to dodge a draft than to get sick with fever and then end up insane? >:D#shot by odysseus#Mad rambles#my headcanons
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hello scpblr i have risen from the void to bring thee my own personal Shaw interpretation/headcanon
Jack was either placed indefinitely in the freezer or they found a way to actually terminate him.
So firstly, I have yet to figure out how in the fuck this guy got in possession of scp-963-2, suggestions welcome
secondly, I decided to spice it up for -2 to make it work a lil differently so: When the host of SCP-963-2 is injured, fatally or otherwise it will heal the wound, now this has its limits, if most or all the body is destroyed beyond repair, it'll trap the hosts soul inside and basically stay there until another viable host touches the amulet, forcing the hosts soul into the body, replacing it. This makes the host effectively immortal. Now while the soul does get replaced, memories from the new host will still be there, over time with growing number of bodies this would become a problem as the human mind can only hold on to so many memories.
As of now Shaw has yet to experience this, he's been immortal for only a couple months and id enjoying the high of never dying, he's done pretty good at keeping his body intact and functioning.
Shaw is just some guy who likes red sunglasses, 70's fashion, and indie pop. He's so girlypop I love him<3 he's making my brain go brrrrr
#scp#my artwork#scp foundation#dr elias shaw#scp 963#scp 963 2#still figuring out what department he'd be in or clearance level and shit#you can send asks or suggestions i'd love some interaction and develop him a lil bit#he's been around the foundation maybe like 4-5 ish years before getting binded by the amulet#I am fully aware of there being a tale with -2 but i'm electing to ignore it for my own personal headcanon#i wanted to do my own take that wasnt just a reskin so different guy altogether it was#and i made him silly#he probably dances when he's alone#he's a walking morale booster#a lil annoying to some probably lol
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would hal like grilledcheese? does he know how to grill a cheese? he has the internet at his hands but can he cook without starting a housefire?
im sry he cant cook at all. i mean sure hed love a grilled cheese but can he make it himself? not at all. neither could dirk. its genetic.
#lil hal#homestuck#ask#silly submitted hal headcanons#some of my silly headcanons.... i have so many thoughts about hal that they arent even headcanons to me theyre just canon
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rises from the ashes just to remind everyone that kaz is a pathetic simp when he has feelings for someone so pls don't be too intimidated by him
externally he looks like he's about to commit about 5986485 crimes of the murdery variety (and probably is), but internally he will always just be consumed with so much love and appreciation for That PersonTM . . . it's almost disgusting tbh
he's literally the concept of a cat
pretends he wants nothing to do with you cold shoulder most of the time gets annoyed when you bother him
but also . . . ? goes out of his way to be in the same room as you gets jealous when you give someone else attention/affection kills and maims for you (basically no one messes with you)
side note: he's 100% aware he is undeserving of affection and love in return, so he's honestly not pursuing anything when he knows the person he cares about is "too good for him" (^▽^)
#〣♚{ headcanon }#when i'm writing him and he has some feelings for the muse in that thread ??? even just STIRRINGS of A FeelingTM ???#the whole process of writing him becomes SO DIFFERENT -- his internal monologue just SHIFTS#not him paying attention to every tiny lil thing the other person does#no ofc he's not obsessed wym ??#he's such a silly crow man smh#deep down a lovesick idiot when the right person comes along :)))
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idk if i've ever mentioned it but i'm watching the h.idden t.ruths dlc (bc trying to recolor o.wain's hair with these fucking sprites from s.priters r.esource will be the death of me) and O.wain and I.nigo are completely at odds when it comes to their theories on who A.nankos's daughter is that they're tasked with protecting
I.nigo is certain it's A.zura. After all, her striking hair color matches their mysterious new friend A.nankos, and no one else in all of N.ohr (or H.oshido in a revelations playthrough) has that exact shade of blue (S.ev likes to play devil's advocate and say P.eri's comes close, just to be a little shit)
O.wain however is team "C.orrin is a m.anakete in a world where none of her other siblings are, and is incredibly powerful, it HAS to be her"
S.evera isn't certain, especially because A.nankos only says "child" as in singular, but she thinks there's a world where they're both his daughters and tries to look out for them both equally as hard
#o.wain is like the kid who gets the math problem right while doing some fucked up incorrect equation#his logic is a lil silly but he got the spirit#and gloats a lil that he's right and sev is just 'yOUR LOGIC WAS STUPID AND YOUR FACE IS STUPID'#( owain ; headcanons )#( inigo ; headcanons )#( severa ; headcanons )
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My time has come :)
Some Azula-centric headcanons that I also use in my ATLA fanfiction:
- Azula’s favorite food is mochi and she actually has a really big sweet tooth. We see her eating some in a flashback in the comic: “Smoke and Shadow.” And therefor it is now officially her favorite, you can’t argue this with me.
- Azula is surprisingly good with children. It doesn’t look like it at first, but there is just something about her that makes little kids gravitate towards her. (I mean, 10 year me also thought she was super cool. You can’t tell me some firebending kids wouldn’t look up to her and her blue fire)
- Azula doesn’t like animals. She doesn’t care for them whatsoever and gets annoyed whenever they, much like the children, gravitate towards her for some reason. She’s the type of person who is the only one in the room to dislike cats, and then have the cat crawl onto her lap specifically.
- Fire healing is a thing, as we learn in The Legend of Korra. But I headcanon that it’s a lost art within the current culture of the Fire Nation. And I think it would be neat for Azula to learn this skill, together with her realizing that firebending doesn’t have to revolve around distruction. And it’s gonna be funny to see other people’s reactions when they learn Azula knows how to heal now. (I know it’s a cliche for a redemption arc, but idc. It’s fun)
- Azula developed a fear of drowning after Katara defeated her. She’s not afraid of water or anything, but she starts to feel panicked whenever she’s fully submerged.
- Azula is actually very spiritual. She just doesn’t discover this about herself until much later, because spiritually was never taken seriously or encouraged by her father. But once she gets better at it, it enhances her abilities in multiple ways.
- Azula learned to talk from a relatively young age. She was already capable of forming full sentences (ofc using simple words, but still) by the time she was two and a half.
- She also discovered her firebending quicker than most children. Usually it’s discovered around the age of five or six, but Azula sparked her first flame when she was three years old. (Idk if this is accurate to canon tbh)
- Azula has really neat handwriting, but she’s not good at drawing.
- Hair is canonically a very important symbol in Fire Nation culture. Letting someone touch your hair is a big deal there. As children, Azula sometimes let Ty Lee play with and braid her hair.
- I know that in canon, Azula figures out how to use lightning redirection (this happens in the comics.) I do something different in my fanfic though. Azula won’t learn lightning redirection, but she invents a new technique herself. She basically learns that it’s possible to maintain a constant charge of lightning if you let it circuit through the body. This means that she will only have to do her wind up once and is then able to bend lightning continuously for some time after. (This was my idea to keep the requirement of her needing a charge up time to generate lightning (unlike her father who can do it almost instantly) but to also buff her lightning bending skills.) This technique is incredibly dangerous and difficult to pull off though, since it requires the lightning to pass through the heart. You must maintain a steady heartbeat and control at all times, or risk it doing fatal damage. So to counterbalance its overpoweredness, it’s got that downside. (I know Iroh says in the show not to let lightning pass through the heart. But he also said you cannot bend lightning while you’re emotionally unstable. And Azula was anything but emotionally stable during the Agni Kai, and she could still bend lightning. I’m not saying Uncle Iroh is wrong, but that his logical applies mainly to lightning bending in general. Azula is just built different and finds a way to do it anyway)
- I headcanon that Azula as a closeted lesbian. This doesn’t really play a part in my fanfiction, since she’s not shipped with anyone in it and there’s no real romance. But I do hint at it every now and then, just for funsies.
- Hence, Azula sucks at flirting with all genders.
- (This is more an Ursa headcanon than Azula, but whatvs) Ursa used to check up on her children every night when they went to bed. This is a habit she built up because she’s constantly worried about their safety. Azula noticed this at some point, but mistook it for her mother trying to make sure she was adhering to her bed time. So she made it a habit of forcing herself to stay awake until Ursa passed by, because she doesn’t like the idea of being check up on during her sleep.
- Azula likes knives, and she probably would’ve gotten a collection if she could. It’s an interest she bonded over with Mai, and why she was so upset when Uncle Iroh gifted Zuko a dagger and not her. This interest kinda faded over time though as she got older.
- Azula once dug through her mother’s makeup try to it on (like little kids do.) But Ursa caught her and scolded her for it, claiming she was too young to be wearing makeup. So when Ursa disappeared, Azula started wearing it as an act of defiance. And Ozai let her because he seriously couldn’t care less about that sort of thing. (That’s my reasoning as to why she wears makeup in the show.)
Can we share fun Azula headcanons?
The only "requirement" is a basis in Azula's canon portrayal. So...
Azula plotting the percect romantic dinner for Zuko and Mai after Zuko returns to the Fire Nation? Perfect. No notes.
Azula contorted into being a firebending Harley Quinn? No! Bad fan! No biscuit!
#I can probably think of more#but it’s late so imma leave it as this for now#I try to base these on canon but some are probably just for my silly lil brain#princess azula#atla azula#azula#headcanon#atla headcanons#i am so normal about azula
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I’m most likely going to write these in future oneshots or fics but Ima put a lil sprinkle sprinkle on the timeline for the real freaks in the chat. And people if you truly do not like seeing stuff like this, I strongly suggest you scroll its okay we still love you!
MDNI!!!!!NSFW!
Pairing: Sevika x reader
Freak fest headcanons 🦾🐺🌊
Different places to FUCK & different things to fuck with! And yes I mean fuck, I mean like ovulation week type of fuck yk?
ᥫ᭡ We fucked Sevika on that bed, that couch, that car… LETS TAKE IT OUTSIDE ON THE BALCONY and I mean damn near off the rails riskin it all for a good fuck but she would never let you fall.
ᥫ᭡ On the floor where the floorboard creaks on that rug for hours (obviously pillows and blankets are included you’re going to be on that floor for hours and it gets uncomfy after a while, unless Sevika fucks you on her lap that is…)
ᥫ᭡ On every counter head, doggystyle, cowgirl, from the back or the front, her eating you out from the back as you arch on the counter or your arms are resting on the counter stuffing her face full of your cunt! (And I mean, you grabbing full locks of her hair to really get her in there, bouncing yourself up and down to stimulate that clit)
ᥫ᭡ Now ladies and theydies and everything in between this woman is strong.. she can hold you up for a lo—-ng time. And yes you guessed it womp womp on the wall, yes 🙌🏽
ᥫ᭡ Dildo on the wall and she watches you fuck yourself til your makeup is messy or your drooling for her to take over and pound the orgasm out of you be it rough or slow and long strokes! OR HEAD YK IT NEVER FAILS
ᥫ᭡ Tongue fucking be it ass or vagina
ᥫ᭡ Fucking with clothes on or she ripped some fabric off and your tits are bouncing out the clothes or your clothes are halfway off but it just so much of a sight to see the fabric or maybe even fishnets clenching on you as she fucks you with fingers or dildo, tongue, just know it’s wet and it’s splashinggggggg
ᥫ᭡ Candle wax anyone?? Oh yeah that’s happening we need the senses really engaged
ᥫ᭡ Whip cream or caramel on those nipples, She lo—ves going to town on those tits/chest of yours
ᥫ᭡ She loves making you cream or squirt back to back
ᥫ᭡ Maybe there’s a party going on and you both decide to take a closet or a private room somewhere
ᥫ᭡ While you moan and on the brink of cumming sometimes she stuff her two long fingers down your throat to hear you gag on them as your innerwalls clamp down on her strap legs shaking and all
ᥫ᭡ She takes one of her shirts wraps it around your head making sure it covers your mouth only, and pulling it from behind as she fucks you.
ᥫ᭡ Wine poured down the tits and drinking from your nipples. (Maybe even some strap or fingers to overstimulate you *gunshots*)
ᥫ᭡ Vibrator overstimulation and fingers down the throat 👀
ᥫ᭡ BUTT PLUGS OR ANAL (large amounts of lube and prepping included)
ᥫ᭡ Her fucking your face telling you are such a good girl giving you different commands as you eat her out, your face is soaking wet, she tells you with a quivered lip that “I’m not done yet. One more time for me pretty”
ᥫ᭡ Tribbing with her (vibrator included or not) and playing with her nipples (or nipple piercings) or.. choking her a bit 👀
ᥫ᭡ Her using your tits to stimulate her clit and you fingering her, waiting for her to squirt in your mouth.
ᥫ᭡ I already said this but claws(acrylic scratches) on her back Or YOUR back yeah!!! You be fucking her so good she does it right back and loves it when you groan her name as you strap her or finger her.
ᥫ᭡ You’re both watching a movie and your on her lap, your back facing her front as she spreads your legs facing the tv screen, using a vibrator and her fingers to fuck you silly. (Maybe add an anal plug or pull anal beed out each time you orgasm *gunshots*)
ᥫ᭡ Just before she’s about to cum from the ring of the strap you lay her back down on the surface of whatever object you happen to be fucking on. Spreading your cheeks as you slowly grind your pussy into her teasing her and making her chase her orgasm instead. You felt cocky and just let out “What’s the matter baby having a tough time?” as Sevika pants and grunts, even letting out whimpers because she wants to cum to you so bad. Especially with the way you are presenting yourself to her.
ᥫ᭡ Giving her kitten licks as she’s hand cuffed to your bed when you know fully well she wants you to eat her out like your starving but you just can’t help but edge her with either your tongue or your body. “You want my pussy slicked up against yours don’t you? Be patient love” and as soon as she is out of those cuffs it’s onnnnnn but she doesn’t fuck you til the bed breaks no she takes her sweet time relishing that you’re so close but so far just as she was.
ᥫ᭡ Lastly, PADDLE. That says big mama on it.
What muni long say??? “Hours and hours!!”
Thank you for coming to my ted talk 🍷
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when you call them your husband | ot13
❥ seungcheol
goes through five stages of a mental breakdown, because what did you just call him??? if you ever called him your husband in front of people, cheol would turn into a stuttering mess with cheeks as red as a tomato. if you did it when you were by yourselves he’d start whining like a bitch, getting shy as hell, because why are you messing with his heart like that? on rare days, though, he’d embrace the husband figure and start calling you “wife” and make you shy
❥ jeonghan
so smug - no one would be able to wipe that studpid ass smirk off of his face. it does mess with him a bit, though, because come on - calling him your husband??? but he’d try his best to act unaffected, because it’s jeonghan, and he needs to be cool :))) (i’m going to repeat this so many times throughout this headcanon, but all of them would start to freak out a bit thinking about a day when this won’t be a joke anymore, hannie included)
❥ joshua
is he really surprised when you call him your husband? not really. he knows he’s a husband material, and you often make jokes about him being your husband anyways. that doesn’t mean he isn’t freaking about it on the inside, though, because no matter how many times you call him that as a silly little joke, it still makes him so incredibly happy that one day, he’ll really be your husband, and you won’t be calling him that as a joke anymore
❥ jun
one of the “turns into a shy, blushy, and a stuttering mess” squad. he’d malfunction at first, point at himself, and melt into a puddle of fluff, and love. one - how dare you call him your literal husband as a joke??? second - give him all the kisses, and hugs, because his first instincts is to run away, and break out in tears from all the love. he doesn’t really know what to do with himself after you say that word, but you can be sure it’ll be in his head for the rest of the day
❥ hoshi
soonyoung would be confused for a second, because “wait, are you talking about me?” and when he’d finally understand that, yes - you were talking about him (because who else would you be talking about), he’d get so smiley and giggly and shy, and just turn into the cutest bean. he’d immediately cling to you, wrapping his arms around you and trapping you in a warm hug, giggling like a maniac
❥ wonwoo
cue shy wonwoo with his lil cat smile. he can’t help the butterflies fluttering in his tummy, and as much as he’d want to tease you for calling him your husband, he’d be too shy to actually do it. you calling him that would make him so happy for some reason, even though he knows that you mainly do it as a prank or a joke to mess with him. don’t do it in front of people, though, or he’ll run away
❥ woozi
“anything for you, baby.” woozi always indulges in all of your silly antics and jokes, and this time it’d be no different. he’d try to act as unaffected as he could, but his acting skills are not always the best, so you’d still be able to catch a glimpse of a small smile and blushy cheeks. he isn't the type to think about marriage, kids, and your domestic future together, he prefers to focus on what you have now, but hearing that word coming from you, would make his heart flutter a bit faster
❥ dk
“yes, i am.” smiles cutely at you, and gives you a bone crushing hug, while freaking the fuck out on the inside. he won’t comment on it too much in the moment, but the way he’d be extra clingy throughout the day, giving you ten times more kisses, and hugs, and pouts, and any physical affection. the thought of becoming your husband some day is so??? because it will happen someday, and that’s kind of crazy
❥ mingyu
cue mingoo giggles, because that man would not be able to behave himself after hearing the word husband from you. will whine, smile, laugh, hug you, pick you up and spin you around like a lovesick teenager, and when he finally calms down, he’d give you the biggest smooch. even though you had marriage talks plenty of times before - you both knew you’d get married some time in the feature, hearing it from you - saying it so casually, messed with his heart so much
❥ minghao
as someone who has mentioned a couple of times before that he wants to get married, hearing the word “husband” coming from you would make him so so happy and giddy, to the point where he’d just stand there with a lovesick smile on his face, and the urge to hug and kiss the life out of you (he wouldn’t though, he has to keep his composure) (but don’t worry, he’d kiss your forehead and tell you how much he loves you) (all with an adorable blush covering his cheeks)
❥ seungkwan
turns into a shy and blushy mess. seungkwan’s first instinct is to hide his face in his hands or your neck, so you wouldn’t see the effect that the word had on him (even though you could clearly see how it affected him). then he’d probably proceed to yell at you (lovingly) for making such mean jokes (he wants to be your husband now, boyfriend is not enough)
❥ vernon
at first he would think that he had misheard you, so you’d have to repeat the word two or three more times, because why would you ever call him your husband? and when you’d clarify that, yes - you did say the word “husband”, and yes - it was directed to him, vernon would just stare at you with big eyes but no thoughts. you’d laugh at him immediately, because the lack of his reaction was even funnier than if he’d react. then he’d say “thank you” and proceed with the rest of his day with the word “husband” floating around his head
❥ chan
leechan.exe has stopped working. looks at you with the biggest puppy eyes, pointing at himself, as if he was asking if you were really talking about him. it’s so crazy to him that you’d call him that even as a joke, because hearing the word “husband” coming from you is??? hello??? and the fact that someday he’ll really be your husband??? you can expect chan to be a bit more clingy than he usually is (a bit more pouty too, because what do you mean you called him that as a joke?)
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Stanford Headcanons!!
(Bf ver.)

Giggling hes so pretty in this picture-- COUGH COUGH SORRY ILL GET STARTED (pre-portal)
Loves physical touch. Would lowkey miss you whenever he's working so he always hugs you, and gives you cuddles whenever he can.
Kisses? Yes please, he'd be flustered at first but reciprocate it sooner or later, he's a shy lil dude.
Gift giving!! He'd make silly gadgets for you for no reason, you need a pen holder? Boom made you one, need anything at all and he'd get started on it just for you <3
Quality time is something he'd like also, since he'll be working on the portal so much he'd spend time with you whenever he can, sometimes it'd just be the both of you cuddling in bed and he'd start infordumping about the most random shit ever.
He would promise to take you to the galaxy and even farther, that he'd show you everything and adore it with you, but out of every gorgeous sunset, out of every prettt flower, he'd always see you as the most beautiful little thing he'd ever lay his eyes on.
Might be possessive, just a little! He'd 'accidentally' leave hickeys in obvious spots on your body (neck, chest, etc)
He'd take you on dates, he would cook your favorite food, setup the table and for nighttime lazy dates he'd just get some popcorn and you two would watch documentaries together or go looking for a new creature to document.
He would let you draw on his journals or add some stuff in, decorations, notes, etc.
He's the type to pat your head when you do something good
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