#just some shit

[syndromealice-blog]

World is fucked up.

I am gonna fly out of here.

[love-byers]

bisexuality demons were kicking his ass

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[blastdamage]

the paris catacombs are 1000x more fucked up than i imagined

[milomilesmib]

Quick reminder that you don't need a solid sexuality! You can just be in love! Or not be in love! Or have a gender! Labels are a choice, not a requirement. All you need to do is be someone you like being! If labels help with that, great! But they are not required. You don't owe it to anyone, so don't feel pressured to choose labels if they aren't your thing!

[ladyofthebears]

Im not entirely sure i am real.

To be loved is to be known, to be known is to be treasured, to be treasured is to be remembered, and to be remembered is what makes you real even beyond death. So on and so forth it goes, a never ending circle intertwining lives with messily tied bows of twine and catsgut.

Do i need to be softer to be real? Need i sand down my edges and soften my sharp points until i fit comfortably into your hands? Must i fundamentally change everything i have been and will be to be seen and to be loved.

I could carve my skin apart, rip out my liver, and feed it to the eagle everyday. I could shred my atoms until i have become what you want. Until i have atoned for my sins, until i have shed my rock skin and become soft and malleable under you.

The idea of it sickens me but perhaps that is just another part of me that needs to be changed. Perhaps, I rejoiced in my thorns for too long. Spent too much of my pride on my ability to bloom beneath mouldering wooden floor boards, to be an unkillable weed that burrows and expands and lives despite it all.

I hope my new body will forget my rage. Wouldn’t it be lovely to still wish to be a wildflower with velvet petals and curved leafs, clenched in the fist of a babe. To be a flower half wilted, yet so treasured, carried home to be presented to blushing mothers in joy. That even in death, I will have some purpose. And I will have what i want.

I want to be adored

I want to be treasure

And to be treasured is to be known and to be known is to be loved and on it goes

[drunkbones]

High.

[stickyvoidpaper]

Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.

Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.

Dick : What

Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

so important for every character to be an idiot, but each in their own unique beautiful way

[stealingpotatoes]

the illness post is still getting notes (???!! <3) and that means people are still telling me to get better soon, which is really nice but im gonna be too powerful if i get any better

[walking-rotting-trash]

Normal person : *casually taking a stroll*

Le Melanie: *growing wings* guys im a GODAMN faerie now UwU

Normal guy: *confused as hell*

Le Melanie: *metamorphosis into a snail* NEVERMIND IM A SNAIL NOW 🐌

Le crybaby: what about me-

(Note : I was sleep deprived when writing this shit and laughing like a maniac with my bestie UwU ✨✨ 💅💅

[prolibytherium]

One of my all time biggest pet peeves with historical(ish) fantasy is when the writer constructs a religion with a clear bias that it's stupid and false and therefore only the Stupid People and/or commoners believe in it and all the smart/elite main characters are like, quasi-atheists or otherwise just routinely flout established religious conventions of orthodoxy and/or orthopraxy because they're Too Smart for it or etc.

It's usually an extension of assumptions that people in the past were just less intelligent than in the contemporary, just being like "I know that the sun is a star millions of miles away that the earth orbits, but this ancient religion describes it as a chariot flying through the sky" and not really bothering to learn the context and just (consciously or subconsciously) settling on 'that's a crazy thing to think and was probably believed in because they were Stupid'.

And that whole attitude pisses me off so much. People were as 'smart' 10,000 years ago as they are today. These beliefs aren't just desperate, random flailing to explain phenomena that could not directly be accounted for either, it's not like people just looked at the sun and went "Uhhh I don't know what the fuck that thing is, actually. I guess it might be a chariot or a boat or something?? Yeah let's go with that." and based entire religious practices on this. Every well-established belief system exists within broader contexts of cultural values/subjective perceptions of reality/knowledge systems/etc, and exist as part of a historical continuum of religious practices that came before. Even when not Materially Correct, they have context and internal logic, they're not always dead literal with zero levels of allegory, and they're never a result of stupidity.

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

[lunewolf13]

Tim and Jason were munching on Batburgers mid-patrol. Entirely out of the blue Tim says: By the way, I'm bi.

Jason pauses, then swallows his burger: Uh, okay?

Tim: I just wanted to tell you. In case, you know, you think no one would accept you.

Jason: ...Huh??

Tim: Yeah, there's a reason why I brought this up. What I'm trying to tell you is that B told me to tell you that you can bring your boyfriend over for dinner whenever you want.

Jason just stares at Tim, wondering if he's experiencing a fever dream because what??

Jason: What boyfriend??

As far as he knows, there is no boyfriend. Why does Bruce think there is a boyfriend??

Tim being understanding but for a completely different context: It's okay, Hood. I'll tell him you said no. No need to deny it.

Jason continues to be baffled: Thanks. But I don't have a boyfriend.

Tim does not believe him: Sure, sure. So, when's the next time Arsenal plans to visit Gotham?

Jason goes back to eating his burger and pretending he's not totally confused by the change in topic: Uh, this Thursday. I'm gonna help him with Lian's birthday cake, and brainstorm gift ideas.

Tim: Uh-huh. Hope you have guys have fun :)

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever