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Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)
#edward poynter#art#faithful until death#Pompeii#Do I think this man was actually ~standing guard until death~? unlikely. he probably just succumbed to the smoke early#do i think this is a devastating representation of the actual last moments of thousands of people? absolutely#it’s such a good painting
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i have a one way theory into vocal adrenaline, i kid you not. so being parasocial does not mean anything if you choose to learn, then thats imaginary friends (finest).
so you meet Elvis and you don't define yourself as an artist, you're naturally friends with everybody by heart.
so he is your adam. (vocal realist by personal history and philosophy) and then you discover his voice is so sole deep that you imagined your dying hungry lilith scorpio gut is seeking sexual aspirations shared like a war lord (Ares) and you have heard his insanity like his cringe (he lets me) and he knows Lana Del Rey's line of work is your best friend by nature is how much i missed the 2020's to set the same scene for the 1950's at all (not even racist) and i believe his political stance does not argue at all, i am him.
me, Linna Riaz. of Tumblr is the most sanest secret kept alive til now, a vocal upheaval sets his shame on a pedestal to say that if Hozier, Jonathan Groff, Rag n' bone man got together and thought of a man too damn ugly to see where he dwells and where humanity finds a reason to slut shame a pakistani activist (looks like it) online to set them all on fire if 'ah huh a huh' was literally normalised and the man has a past and i live in that decade rent free (my nature is there like i was Rosa Parks, like fuck that)
Phoenix: clarity
Reeves (legacy): rage
Lovato: sex
#this is disease no law#no heart#just smoke#just talk to Elvis when i'm famous#smith ward does not exist
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i honest to god dont remember drawing this
#microsoft paint#ms paint#sometimes i smoke too much and i just black out and wake up with this on my screen
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Feel like when Jason gets a bit more open around Harvey, he'll happily ramble about Jane Austen.
Inspired by the inky sort of style in this art by Sarvan_Ingen on Twitter. <3 (I failed at replicating it but it was fun at least).
#I should really come up with a tag for this AU or whatever.#Later.#I just pretend it's real.#UPDATE: Now there is a tag.#harvey dent#two face#jason todd#red hood#two-dads au#fanart#dc comics#reginalususart#tw: blood#tw: smoking
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The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
#shitpost#the magnus archives#tma podcast#anglerfish#jurgen leitner#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#georgie barker#just saying#like yeah sure i wont smoke if it will release eldritch horror upon the mutliverse sure
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simon who smokes strictly camels or pall malls.
you always smell it on him, even after he takes a long shower. mint, leather, earth, and tobacco. you think its so funny when he genuinely gets offended at johnny when he tries to pass him a marlboro, grimacing.
“tha’ shits nasty. ‘d rather eat fuckin’ dirt.”
so you’re surprised when he asks to try your cute little virginia slims that you keep in a dainty decorated container.
you raise your eyebrows and stifle a giggle. “you hit your head or something?” he clicks his tongue and snatches your container pulling one out. he places it in his mouth and leans back into the couch, spreading his legs. he nods to the table at the lighter next to his ashtray.
“light.”
you squint at him dramatically and scratch at your head. “never thought i’d see the day you’d cheat on ms. pall ma-“
“light.” he says sternly, but with a small chuckle under his breath.
you grab the lighter and turn to light it for him. after you do, you sit back and watch as he smokes from the little thing grasped between two of his large fingers.
he exhales slowly and looks at you
“now i know why y’so cranky all the time. shits ass.”
but you know he doesn’t mean it because he guides you onto his lap and smokes the whole thing, occasionally shotgunning you. :)
#𝜗𝜚˚⋆nebs rants 𝜗𝜚˚⋆#dreamy sigh#i dont even smoke cigarettes i just think that he would#cod mwii#ghost cod#ghost x reader#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x female reader#simon ghost x you#simon riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost#simon fic#simon ghost fluff
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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#apollo justice#klavier gavin#ema skye#maya fey#aa4#lana skye#mia fey#gyakuten saiban#klapollo#sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out#my art#cw drug use#also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice#a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially#and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did#meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times#shes just like me fr
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late night sunset thirst trap.
#do you get thea now.#this is what she's dealing with#mlp#sunset shimmer#my art#grand galloping 20s#so *technically* sunset is not transmasc in the au canonically. or at least post-op?#i'd say she's canonically genderqueer but yada yada they wouldn't have gender affirming care like this in the 1920s#i'm just being self indulgent#also sunset in the au is bisexual just like in mlp equestria girls canon#very intentionally making sunset the hottest character in the au cast lol#i've wanted to draw sunset smoking and shirtless ever since reading imamwolf's fanfic
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things i learned today:
solas could've avoided this whole mess and probably had enough free time to take lavellan on a nice little date if he just took up archdemon hunting instead of all the rituals and the other dastardly deeds
lucanis won't romance rook if they go to minrathous but will romance neve because despite saying he's cool, he's not cool
everyone's nice and no one has slaves or anything because *checks forearm* the blight
all your companions get along with you and each other because also the blight
even though he's like, really manipulative and uses people all the time, solas accumulated but then gave up an entire army's worth of spies and agents because he decided he wasn't ready for a management position
red lyrium isn't really around because—and you are not gonna believe this—the blight
solas just lies. all the time, outright, to everyone. so I guess he was actually only super careful to not ever actively lie in Inquisition as like a fun little challenge to himself
tying the veil to his life force (you know, the guy who couldn't even take down an archdemon on his own and actually just got his ass beat so is not in great shape in the best ending) fully repaired the veil! \o/ don't ask how you wouldn't understand it it's not a big—
everyone near minrathous is cured of the blight! but @ everyone else you may be entitled to compensation 🥀
the only ritual solas has ever gotten or will ever get right is cleansing the idol into the ritual dagger. good thing too bc it was way more dangerous than this one. other than that, wrong about everything ever
elven magic is like not that big a deal, dude
the griffons are, unfortunately, long-term fucked
the elves don't see the crossroads differently anymore because uh.. because....... war
spite does not get involved in rookanis sexytimes. so perhaps him spreading his wings was actually just in preparation to leave bc ew they're kissing gross
NO ONE cares about the goddamn spirits
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dav spoilers#dragon age critical#bioware critical#solas#lucanis dellamorte#fucking hell that ama made me take up smoking#just kidding i already can't breathe but emotionally i'm lighting up#ooh fic idea in an effort to get spite out rook and lucanis fuck so so nasty until spite cant take it anymore and jumps into a pig or whate#for posterity.. this is a brief summary of the bioware devs' reddit AMA on 12/4#(the salt is an aftermarket addition)
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Ghosts Tell Me
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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,
Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,
Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.
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Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"
Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."
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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."
Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."
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Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"
Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:
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Just an Idea
#Danny is getting all the good gossip from the ghosts#Gothamites after seeing Danny breathe out glowing smoke#“Ok wrap it up”#“Not dying today”#Oracle can't hack Danny's phone and that just makes him look worse#ghost parents telling Danny to go smack their kids cuz they've been “acting out”#Danny then proceeds to smack villains and their goons#only saying “your parent *insert name* sent me!”#“now behave”#glowy-death-ideas#danny phantom#dpxdc#dc x dp#batman#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc
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smoking is bad. unless yuo do it for gay sex reasons. then its good
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Special little Eraserhead baby
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Stoneware, Colored slip, and glaze.
Enjoy <333
Update: Not selling anymore of these but may think of continuing in the future!
#eraserhead baby#eraserhead#david lynch#ceramics#sculpture#misc art tag#YES it’s a pipe that you freaks smoke out of!!! I just changed the title cuz it blew up and I’m being low key
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Not these two again (I will do it again).
Ummmm, soon-to-be father-son angst or something.
Jason's line after this was originally: "I don't need a lecture from the guy who swapped his scales and sword for cigarettes and guns," but I have other stuff I wanna move on to and the frames kinda got fucked, sooo.
Ko-Fi.
#This WIP was rotting in my folder for a week. I just had to shove it out because I was going a little mental. I hate having WIPs.#Hence why the drawings themselves aren't the best and aren't consistent with my other stuff.#Anyway yeah.#Also hooray! I didn't do night lighting this time!#harvey dent#two face#jason todd#red hood#two-dads au#fanart#gifs#dc comics#tw: smoking#retro aesthetic#artists on tumblr#procreate#reginalususart
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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