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Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)
#edward poynter#art#faithful until death#Pompeii#Do I think this man was actually ~standing guard until death~? unlikely. he probably just succumbed to the smoke early#do i think this is a devastating representation of the actual last moments of thousands of people? absolutely#it’s such a good painting
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Feel like when Jason gets a bit more open around Harvey, he'll happily ramble about Jane Austen.
Inspired by the inky sort of style in this art by Sarvan_Ingen on Twitter. <3 (I failed at replicating it but it was fun at least).
#I should really come up with a tag for this AU or whatever.#Later.#I just pretend it's real.#UPDATE: Now there is a tag.#harvey dent#two face#jason todd#red hood#two-dads au#fanart#dc comics#reginalususart#tw: blood#tw: smoking
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The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG
The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG
It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao
#shitpost#the magnus archives#tma podcast#anglerfish#jurgen leitner#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#georgie barker#just saying#like yeah sure i wont smoke if it will release eldritch horror upon the mutliverse sure
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sometimes u just gotta remind yourself that while ace attorney is about law and justice and stuff it is also about a bunch of young adults living in [CALIFORNIA]
#ace attorney#phoenix wright#apollo justice#klavier gavin#ema skye#maya fey#aa4#lana skye#mia fey#gyakuten saiban#klapollo#sorry this is so dumb i have a sad comic planned so i have to get my sillies out#my art#cw drug use#also before anyone yells at me abt how klavier wouldn’t smoke bc of his voice#a) he’d do it very rarely and probably almost always socially#and b) u know he made phoenix put ice in that bong. you KNOW he did#meanwhile ema keeps at least 2 cartons of cigarettes on her at all times#shes just like me fr
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things i learned today:
solas could've avoided this whole mess and probably had enough free time to take lavellan on a nice little date if he just took up archdemon hunting instead of all the rituals and the other dastardly deeds
lucanis won't romance rook if they go to minrathous but will romance neve because despite saying he's cool, he's not cool
everyone's nice and no one has slaves or anything because *checks forearm* the blight
all your companions get along with you and each other because also the blight
even though he's like, really manipulative and uses people all the time, solas accumulated but then gave up an entire army's worth of spies and agents because he decided he wasn't ready for a management position
red lyrium isn't really around because—and you are not gonna believe this—the blight
solas just lies. all the time, outright, to everyone. so I guess he was actually only super careful to not ever actively lie in Inquisition as like a fun little challenge to himself
tying the veil to his life force (you know, the guy who couldn't even take down an archdemon on his own and actually just got his ass beat so is not in great shape in the best ending) fully repaired the veil! \o/ don't ask how you wouldn't understand it it's not a big—
everyone near minrathous is cured of the blight! but @ everyone else you may be entitled to compensation 🥀
the only ritual solas has ever gotten or will ever get right is cleansing the idol into the ritual dagger. good thing too bc it was way more dangerous than this one. other than that, wrong about everything ever
elven magic is like not that big a deal, dude
the griffons are, unfortunately, long-term fucked
the elves don't see the crossroads differently anymore because uh.. because....... war
spite does not get involved in rookanis sexytimes. so perhaps him spreading his wings was actually just in preparation to leave bc ew they're kissing gross
NO ONE cares about the goddamn spirits
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dav spoilers#dragon age critical#bioware critical#solas#lucanis dellamorte#fucking hell that ama made me take up smoking#just kidding i already can't breathe but emotionally i'm lighting up#ooh fic idea in an effort to get spite out rook and lucanis fuck so so nasty until spite cant take it anymore and jumps into a pig or whate#for posterity.. this is a brief summary of the bioware devs' reddit AMA on 12/4#(the salt is an aftermarket addition)
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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Ghosts Tell Me
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Ghosts gather near the place where something bad is going to happen,
Danny with his ghost sense tends to notice before anyone else and tends to react outwardly before the danger even happens, gaining a reputation of seeing the future,
Ghosts also tell Danny things, causing Danny to know more about situations and the people around him, it comes of as suspicious.
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Danny pulling away a snack from his coworker: "Careful your allergic to these ingredients!"
Coworker: "How the hell...I've never mentioned that to anyone."
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Danny on a phone call with his friends while doing his nightly walks in Gotham: "Yeah so apparently the second Robin who is now Red Hood has very personal beef with the clown here cuz he got killed by him after being sold out by his bio mom, which really sucks for the poor guy."
Oracle who has been keeping an Eye on Danny cuz he's very suspicious from an outsiders pov: "Hey B, I think we have a problem."
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Danny notices that the ghost in Gotham tends to gather where something bad is going to happen, the more they are the worse the situation will be: *glowing smoke leaves from his mouth* "Yikes! Very bad vibes here, nope!"
Gothamites who at this point recognize him and know the drill and quickly pack up their things to leave:
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Just an Idea
#Danny is getting all the good gossip from the ghosts#Gothamites after seeing Danny breathe out glowing smoke#“Ok wrap it up”#“Not dying today”#Oracle can't hack Danny's phone and that just makes him look worse#ghost parents telling Danny to go smack their kids cuz they've been “acting out”#Danny then proceeds to smack villains and their goons#only saying “your parent *insert name* sent me!”#“now behave”#glowy-death-ideas#danny phantom#dpxdc#dc x dp#batman#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc
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i honest to god dont remember drawing this
#microsoft paint#ms paint#sometimes i smoke too much and i just black out and wake up with this on my screen
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smoking is bad. unless yuo do it for gay sex reasons. then its good
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Special little Eraserhead baby
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Stoneware, Colored slip, and glaze.
Enjoy <333
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#eraserhead baby#eraserhead#david lynch#ceramics#sculpture#misc art tag#YES it’s a pipe that you freaks smoke out of!!! I just changed the title cuz it blew up and I’m being low key
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(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
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hey im back from the dead and here's Jason and I'll be active again and drawing again cuz im back yeah (sry for the unexpected hiatus)
#smoking bad so dont#also i headcanon that he wouldn't smoke because of his parents and trauma but i just wanted to draw him like this for this one drawing#my art#my fanart#dc#dc red hood#red hood fanart#dc jason todd#jason todd red hood#jason todd#red hood#batman comics#batfam#batfamily#digitalart#digital painting
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Not these two again (I will do it again).
Ummmm, soon-to-be father-son angst or something.
Jason's line after this was originally: "I don't need a lecture from the guy who swapped his scales and sword for cigarettes and guns," but I have other stuff I wanna move on to and the frames kinda got fucked, sooo.
Ko-Fi.
#This WIP was rotting in my folder for a week. I just had to shove it out because I was going a little mental. I hate having WIPs.#Hence why the drawings themselves aren't the best and aren't consistent with my other stuff.#Anyway yeah.#Also hooray! I didn't do night lighting this time!#harvey dent#two face#jason todd#red hood#two-dads au#fanart#gifs#dc comics#tw: smoking#retro aesthetic#artists on tumblr#procreate#reginalususart
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Cold take: Jason Todd smokes cigarettes because he’s the ‘bad boy’ ‘cool sibling’
Hot take: Jason Todd smokes cigarettes because Dick Grayson used to smoke them and even though he’s older now Dick is still his older brother and he’s cool so Jason still smokes them to prove himself to dick.
#dick Grayson#Jason Todd#Jason smokes them just to show he can#because dick used to brag that he could smoke more and handle it better#they’re such brothers#lmao#I love the#batfam#batman
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I keep seeing ads for cotton candy flavored vape pods on tumblr and it made me wonder…
Why/Why not in the tags?
I’m interested because I feel like when I was in high school/college in the mid-10s, almost nobody smoked - even if you otherwise had some pretty hard vices. I think it was considered not really worth it for something with such a small buzz. But now, idk. Maybe the advertisers are right to target people here because it’s just that popular again??
(Reblog for a bigger sample size etc etc.)
#i know this sounds like I’m a sleeper advertising agent or something but I promise I’m not#I’m just curious bc I’ve never even been vaguely tempted by that. But maybe it’s popular on here?? idk#seems like it would not be based on the demographic#but who knows?#also sorry regular followers I know this is random and off topic blogging but I want to KNOW#smoking#shut up e
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