#just not a furry lmaooooo

[lyriumsings]

oh i’m gonna romance the fuck outta karlach

[lanabenikosdoormat]

dorks x2

[gunsatthaphan]

I’m genuinely worried about them lmao??

[gemharvest]

Gawd I need to finish my thunderstorm fic but it's been long enough since I touched it that I'm scared I'm gonna hate it when I look at it..

[cmykitsune]

me watching people come from my tadc fanart but i'm mostly a furry guy LMAOOOOO

i like the show i just...switch interests constantly

[necro-hamster]

top ten funniest liam facts 3 2 1 GO

1) his apartment is a fucking disaster and definitely has a box of porn bds hidden somewhere. wires everywhere. hacked vending machine. complete fire hazard. damn bitch you live like this?

2) he used to get babysat by local animal groups when he was really young. they were like his go to people when he was a teenager and needed life advice. they mostly just taught him how to hit things really really really hard

3) he has optics w a yellow iris and white pupil and everyone thinks he got them custom made bc they're not a style usually sold. but he actually just stole them on a job lol. he hates how they look #fail

4) idk if furries r a thing in cyberpunk world but if they are then he's definitely a closet furry. if he had a fursuit he'd be like 20% more mentally stable

5) he gets into screaming matches w johnny. like out loud not in his head. his neighbors r so sick of him. but it's really par for the course living in a megabuilding

6) his mom thinks he has like an office job and that's where he's getting money to send to her LMAOOOOO she doesn't know her kid is a fucking street merc chat 😂😂😂

7) when he was like 19 he got into an accident where he was on his bike and a car fully ran him over. he was clinically dead for like 30 seconds. would've definitely died if the person who hit him wasn't decent enough to stop and try to help and also didn't have enough money to pay for medical bills. probably the luckiest thing that's ever happened to him. he still rides without a helmet

8) he romances kerry but they're both fucking disasters and neither of them are cleaning the fucking house. damn bitch you still live like this????

9) related. when kerry started bending over on that damn boat liam almost had a heart attack cuz he's autistic and awful at picking up on flirting. he wasn't upset but he was surprised. at first he even like asked just to make sure. like um are you aware your hole is out kerry was that on purpose or..

10) he has a stutter and it does not go away when johnny is steering. it pisses johnny off so so so bad because he's never had to deal with a speech issue before. he had the audacity to whine about it after going on his little joyride. typical johnny L. the stutter does eventually go away for liam all around as more of his brain is rewritten and even tho he's in a ton of pain he thinks it's really funny. johnny not so much (on account of liam actively dying)

[jackalopescruff]

You post EXCELLENT memes and you have great humor, but I'll admit your humor just *barely* makes all the lesbian furry weight fetish content on my dash worth it

hey bro WHAT are you on about I dont post weight fetish content hello?? kfsjdhgkdf if me saying i love being a chubby woman and that i love chubby women is fetish to u then thats a you problem wtf kfdjghdf You should unfollow me you sound like a loser lmaooooo

[pinene]

Start reblogging Xenia fox girl furry art to lure the Linux mutuals in.

Also what is your current daily driver (also fav de or window manager)?

That's a good tip thank you

I split my time between my MBP and my pc that I built, pc is running Arch with GNOME lmaooooo. Kind of a hilarious combo, but I just wanted something stable and customizable. It doesn't really look like gnome the way I have it set up

[baylardo]

Star Trek Ask Game 🖊️🪐

🖊️favorite quote from star trek

i dont have any serious ones hahaha i hear janeway quotes in my head DAILY from watching voyager over 10 times probably over the last 3 years now lol. like to ramble a few off::::: “building, what could you be building?” and chakotay going “youre like a little kid wheedling” is so funny to me and “i havent seen you in a while” i say a lot of threshold quotes IN PARTICULAR when tom is saying “please, let me go” and also “let… me out of here” so funny it worms around in my head. i hear chakotay’s exagerrated B noises all the time so that scientific method line “its nothing but a 🅱️lur” is amazing. also lots from killing game like the doctor’s “qapla, gentlemen, qapla!” gets me every time and karr’s “you are mine NOW and AFTER DEATH” and “janeway needs medical assistance” and “you are RESILIENT prey” and “i admire your cunning” and “move away coward” and uuuummmmmm theres a lot from mindwalk like the dal in janeways body “wait i dont wanna lose my bodyyyyyy of work” and “whaaaat thats craaaaazy” and “after i take a nap” and “just stretching the old body” and “riiight that was a test! good work!”

🪐 favorite planet

i really like that one bird owl furry planet that Peanut Hamper visits in Lower Decks lmaooooo ❤️ its got nice vibes and i like the aliens and i loved that ep. there arent that many from voyager that stick out to me sadly. 😔 OBVIOUSLY THRESHOLD PLANET!!!!!! ruined invsasive species ecosystem i love it forever. THEYRE SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!

[sweetangelanon]

like guys come on this guy can't be the only one to live rent free in my head with the other stuff. DUUUDEEE MIMICING CHILDREN AND MIMICING THEIR BAD BEHAVIOR THUS BEING DECOMMISSIONED LATER ON WHEN IT WASN'T THE FAULT OF THEM THAT RIGHT THERE IS A LIL GUY !!! THAT WAS LIKE A LITTLE KID YET THEY SHOVE THIS TROUBLE KID INTO HIS OWN ATTRACTION AND SEAL THE DOORS LEAVING THEM TO ROT I could soo get into the parallels of how adults treat children this way btw. if they cause trouble they just want to ignore it hope it goes away on it's own or send them away or change them in some way in hopes of hiding what they preserve as 'troubled' traits

Also the desgin is just creepy it's fucking me up I use to see- actally I STILL THINK THOSE LITTLE GRAPIC DESIGNS ARE BEING USED N SCHOOL maybe hold on-

this took me an hour to find and im so mad about it because this shit was everywhere around my school what do YOU MEAN GOOGLE SHOW ME THE RESULTS

So apparently the artist of these is called carson dellosa and the best way to find them is- you guess it type in carson dellosa kids into google wooweoee thanks guys. anyway YOU CAN SEE THE CLEAR INSPO AND IT'S SENDING MY BRAIN INTO THE ABYSS. It's like while the other freddy's are faintly nostalgic for me this design hit me super hard this is PEAK nostalgic design for me. Also super funny her mimic has a furry sona that faz bear made to try to make him seem more friendly to kids LMAOOOOO. been a while since i watched the video but im pretty sure that in her version of the mimic got in HUGE trouble because he had beef with another kid an broke his arm 👍 HUGE WIN GREAT JOB BUD 👍

"Oh wow this idea is really cool an intresting I bet it's super popular on tumbl-" Tag is empty "Oh"

[dashiellqvverty]

i only very recently realized that a lot of the people who talk about how gsa was cringe and made them homophobic are NOT in fact people looking back on own their past and cringing but people talking about how stupid the OTHER gays were and like. as someone who was definitely in the cringe camp for the short time i went to gsa meetings (during 2014-15), there’s a lot of things that i wish had been different about it. like i truly wish it had been a more productive space for the people who needed it more than i did and i wish my friends and i had had the self awareness to consider that at the time!!! we very much treated it as like the tumblr club and like. that is not the function that a gsa should serve. but also talking about how stupid and annoying you find the trans kids who are/were just starting to figure themselves tends to just feel. mean-spirited. like i joke about my own gsa experience and mogai tumblr all the time but its very different when it’s people from outside of it

[obscureamor]

why’s mr. wolf from the bad guys fuckin... hot???? KENEJDNEJW

[righteousfag]

this annoying-ass kid from work won't stop texting me, and like, it wouldn't be as big of a deal if it wasn't a combination of all this shit:

1) he's openly a furry

2) he comes to talk to me at work ONLY to complain about EVERYTHING

3) he tried to lie that he got a karate black belt in two years and then got mad that my friend called him out in the lie???

and 4) he's one of those cis queer guys that has that tone of voice that feels sarcastic no matter what he's saying

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Giant DUCK

Thanggg

"I love pleasuring people" OKAY SIR

Horny. Mood

VIRAL IN THE IMPACT FONT

Staring-at-anime-tiddies innit. Hands against the glass like a squished bug. Me with Seàn boobs

capital.... I was expecting one of the letters to be lowercase but all of it was capital

NAH THE WAY HE TURNED IT ARROUND ON HIM

Thinking about boobies YES AMEN BROTHER!!!! Also very effective way to turn it back into a comedic moment

NOT THE CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS

I love the claim that it's usually him who made iconic quotes

TITS AND BOOBS BOOK.....

Minecraft all day everyday

NOT THE TECHNOBLADE JOKE

anime respect ✨🌈

THE WAY THAT PERSON JOINED IN WITH THE HAND SHAKING LIKE "NO"

Anime titties are a running theme todaye

YUH YUH DANCE GET IT WHITE BOY YUH YUH GET IT. YUHHHH TIPTOE ASS WALK WITH THE KICKS

"let's touch tips" hehehe

OH FUCK MOOD source and me are apparently both so terminally curious that we wander into random areas and open random doors. Yea. Yea real.

:0 OPEN MOTUFTH JUMPSCARE FNAF MOMENT

NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE USA MILITARY FUCK THAT

Professorrespect.com I wonder if that's a real webbedsite

Love how he could only compliment the guy with an angry birds impression if it was a fan ...ONLY fans get compliments. YOU MUST BE AN INNITER TO RECIEVE POSITIVITY FROM MR INNIT

professor respect is now a knight

FURRY TIME YIPPEE !!!!! 🌈🏳️‍🌈✨💖

"look inside your self" tries to look at his own ass

Better thoughts = higher quality

OMG tommyinnit be touching

MCC MOMENT YEAAHSHSHSHSHSYZHHSHEHDVEHHUshshabsbshjasndbbsbsjajamsnsbsjans

"oh OH"

LMAOOOO

OH FUCK SHIT TUBBO TUBBO TUBBO TUBBO TUBBO TUBBO TUBBO BEE BOY BEE BOY

someone needs to love Tubbo.

NOOOOOOO TUBBO NAURRRRRRR "straight energy" days the gay guy and his bicurious bestie

LMAO THE HARD CUT AFTER SHE SAYS I'M A LESBIAN

purpled needs to be skinny because Tommy "likes em skinny" okay

HE DID NOT JUST BLAME THE DOWNFALL OF THE DSMP COMMUNITY ON VACCINES I'M LOSING ITTTT LMAOOOO that really do be how antivaxxers sound...picking any negative thing and going "it was. Vaccine"

Cliven Gorgorten.....

CRIME DOGGGGG it kinda make me think of Seán

IS THAT A CATS COSPLAY??????? YIPPEE

"sweatpea"

HE'S STANDING ON HIM YOO WHAT

Penisinnit

Pokemoninnit THE SUDDEN LOOK INTO THE DISTANCE

professor respect doesn't like organs oh nevermind he DOES like organs oh nevermind he doesn't

🏳️‍🌈🩷💖✨ There's way ✨💖🩷🏳️‍🌈

The genuine advice at the job one..... Aww.

AND THEN THE DYED HAIR COMMENT

Tummyinnit

Hire a homelessman to do work for you 2024

NOOOOOO NOT THE NICE HOUSE LAMOOOOOOO

Love the handshakes and stuff POG sillay

NO TWITTER CANCELLED ON TWITTER LMAOOOOOOOOO twitter really do be like that. Love everyone laughing as he runs

ESCALATOR ARC he's splayed out on there. Splayed

Ballinnit curled into ball

THEY TURNED IT INTO SONG

Uh oh Mr beast mention

SHE DID NOT JUST MAKE A BRITISH JOKE

"be really loud" as advice for being self conscious is. Oh boy that speaks volumes hahaha LMAO

Battle time!!! BATTLE TIME!!!

Professor Respect DOWN!!!!

LMAOOO "sight"

Drugs and gambling of Skittles.... that's abit gay innit 🏳️‍🌈🌈✨

Tommyinnit is just goading people into beating him up

C.E.O OF TWITCH??????? WHAT??????!!!!!!!!! also he's making fun of tommyinnit? Bitch???? Throw him into the volcano and let him die /J

Nakedhottubbinginnit shlongshakingonstreaminnit

Famous Big Muscle 💪🏻

HASAN??? WAIT THAT'S HASAN???? @brett-is-afraid YOUR GUY IS IN HERE!!!!!! I didn't recognize him but HE'S IN HERE

Not the pedophilia joke 💀

"are you real" is she. Actually Christian and freaked out or is she playing along I GENUINELY CAN'T TELL

LMAOOOOO THE- WHATTTTTTT smaller streamers...tommyinnit...comedy....HAHAYHGHFHHDHFFHHHHGGHH RHGHHH ON ALL FOURS CRAWLING AND SPASMING AROUND

Ssmajor time!!! PROFESSOR REPSECT DOESN'T APPRECIATE SCOTT

atrghgghhh going feral .

Undertale music 🎶🎶

Professor Respect you gotta take a breakk

Man Tommy is just venting through this character about his career and the pressures of fame..fuck... "You've ruined my life but you've also made me the happiest I've ever been."

THIS GOT SO SERIOUS ALL OF A SUDDEN??? I'M GONNA CRY????? BROTHER??????

THAT'S THE END?????

Okay fuck. //liveblogging end// . Fuck

Bro.....GIRL...WHAT ......hhhh....on the ground. Shaking. What the fuck man. Bro

That was good! That was good that was funny but also I feel . I feel like I need to sit down for a minute. Fuckkkkk man

OH YEAH BITCHES TIME TO GET THERAPIED!!! I forgor to liveblog this until 3 mins in but it's okay nothing stops the tommyinnit. I will reblog this with thoughts and observations from my INNIT MIND

[yowza-buckaroo]

weve officially gone off the rails over here in hq. bna now owns my soul

[bunkernine]

OH SHIT im not keeping track of that reread but isn't tlh coming up 😯 maybe i should reread the entire book instead of the select scenes I have memorized