#quickhacked

[necro-hamster]

top ten funniest liam facts 3 2 1 GO

1) his apartment is a fucking disaster and definitely has a box of porn bds hidden somewhere. wires everywhere. hacked vending machine. complete fire hazard. damn bitch you live like this?

2) he used to get babysat by local animal groups when he was really young. they were like his go to people when he was a teenager and needed life advice. they mostly just taught him how to hit things really really really hard

3) he has optics w a yellow iris and white pupil and everyone thinks he got them custom made bc they're not a style usually sold. but he actually just stole them on a job lol. he hates how they look #fail

4) idk if furries r a thing in cyberpunk world but if they are then he's definitely a closet furry. if he had a fursuit he'd be like 20% more mentally stable

5) he gets into screaming matches w johnny. like out loud not in his head. his neighbors r so sick of him. but it's really par for the course living in a megabuilding

6) his mom thinks he has like an office job and that's where he's getting money to send to her LMAOOOOO she doesn't know her kid is a fucking street merc chat 😂😂😂

7) when he was like 19 he got into an accident where he was on his bike and a car fully ran him over. he was clinically dead for like 30 seconds. would've definitely died if the person who hit him wasn't decent enough to stop and try to help and also didn't have enough money to pay for medical bills. probably the luckiest thing that's ever happened to him. he still rides without a helmet

8) he romances kerry but they're both fucking disasters and neither of them are cleaning the fucking house. damn bitch you still live like this????

9) related. when kerry started bending over on that damn boat liam almost had a heart attack cuz he's autistic and awful at picking up on flirting. he wasn't upset but he was surprised. at first he even like asked just to make sure. like um are you aware your hole is out kerry was that on purpose or..

10) he has a stutter and it does not go away when johnny is steering. it pisses johnny off so so so bad because he's never had to deal with a speech issue before. he had the audacity to whine about it after going on his little joyride. typical johnny L. the stutter does eventually go away for liam all around as more of his brain is rewritten and even tho he's in a ton of pain he thinks it's really funny. johnny not so much (on account of liam actively dying)

[dickytwister]

deep fried ben affleck smoking meme. please and thak you

TEEHEE wip that means sm to me,,,,, it's abt my boy carter post-dnd game when he becomes emperor from the pov of his bodyguard,,,, but carter is just. an littol guy,, and being an emperor away from all his friends is soooo hard for him,,,,, snippet under the cut be upon ye,,,

Daerhen is plucked from his position as General of the King’s armies a day before the new emperor’s coronation. It comes as a surprise; he’s been nothing but loyal to the empire, from the very moment he left his mother and sisters on Eter to become a soldier, when his hand first held a pistol, when he first took a life in the name of his lord. To be taken from his position in the army, one he’s worked tirelessly for many years to deserve, and be demoted to bodyguard, would have had any lesser man protesting vehemently.  But Daerhen is no lesser man, and he keeps his discontent well hidden under the thick cotton of his new uniform.  The coronation is grandiose, as one would expect. The King has been ruling for decades and has been desperately trying to reach his heir for half as long. This, the great hall crowded with nobility and what few people of lower standing managed to pay their way into the citadel, decorated from the marble floors to the painted ceilings, tables lined with appetizers and delicacies more delectable than the next, has been a very long time coming, and everyone is celebrating to their hearts’ content. King J'son stands next to the throne, one hand draped over the back, and looks at the crowd with a satisfied glint in his tired eyes. From where he’s leaning against a pillar, fingers loosely wrapped around the stem of a flute, Daerhen observes the new emperor. The young man is sitting on the throne with his back straight, his arms carefully placed on either side of his body, chin held high in a way that makes the ceremonial crown shine under the colourful lights of the plankton and the flickering ones of the candles that have been lit merely for aesthetic purposes. He is dressed in the finest silk, with hues of purple cascading along the seams of his outfit. Yet, for all that he wears the crown and the hues of purple and sits upon the same throne his grandfather sat upon before him, Carter Quill looks nothing like the ruler he’s meant to be.  If he didn’t abhor him for being the reason behind his demotion, Daerhen would pity him; while the band starts on another song and people gather round to dance, the emperor sits still under the weight that’s now resting heavy on his shoulders. 

[eurodynamic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARLO I HOPE YOU HAVE A LOVELY DAY :D 💙💙💙

AAAAAA THANK U BONES!!!!! 🤍🤍🤍🤍

[stars-of-the-heart]

HIIII i hope you're having a good day ^_^

HI HELLO!!! Hope YOU’RE having a good day too friend!!! 😌✨

[velocitic]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAYYY i hope u have a lovely day :D <3

TYYYYYYYYY im hopefully having a more chill day w some close friends <3 but we r going to the aquarium tmrw :]

[celticwoman]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY i hope you have a wonderful day!! :D

THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!!! ☺️☺️☺️💓

[edgepunk]

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY i hope you're having / had a wonderful day!! :D <3

thank you sm!!! 💜💙

[shellibisshe]

HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAYYYY i hope u have the bestest day today!!!! 💙💙💙

thank you!!

[ruvviks]

NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE // LET ME WRAP DOWN TO MY SKELETON

taglist (opt in/out)

@shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart;

@vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman;

@celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister;

@killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree

[noxlysium]

I THINK IM GONNA CRY

[luvwich]

leaderboards

let's take a look at who's been boopin me 🔍

haveyouseenmymarbles - Boops: 912 Super Boops: 6 Evil Boops: 1 Total: 918 🥇

themermaidriot - Boops: 392 Super Boops: 1 Evil Boops: 1 Total: 393 🥈

orangekittyenergy - Boops: 184 Super Boops: 2 Total: 186 🥉

irrigone - Boops: 61 Super Boops: 103 Evil Boops: 3 Total: 164 🏅

wanderingaldecaldo - Boops: 135 Total: 135 🏅

dani-the-goblin - Boops: 90 Evil Boops: 1 Total: 90 🏅

theviridianbunny - Boops: 44 Total: 44 🏅

nananarc - Boops: 43 Total: 43 🏅

ratsstick - Boops: 29 Total: 29 🏅

dustymagpie - Boops: 20 Total: 20 🏅

ghostoffuturespast - Boops: 14 Evil Boops: 1 Total: 14 🏅

rowanisawriter - Boops: 13 Total: 13 🏅

themightiestpotato - Boops: 13 Total: 13 🏅

shimmer-like-agirl - Boops: 12 Total: 12 🏅

breezypunk - Boops: 11 Super Boops: 1 Evil Boops: 1 Total: 12 🏅

butchsquatch - Boops: 11 Total: 11 🏅

fereldanwench - Boops: 10 Super Boops: 1 Total: 11 🏅

belcha - Boops: 10 Total: 10 🏅

mikewheelerfan2022 - Boops: 9 Total: 9 🏅

nourangul - Boops: 6 Super Boops: 2 Total: 8 🏅

boxcaroscar - Boops: 7 Total: 7 🏅

hartsvale - Boops: 7 Total: 7 🏅

baublekute - Boops: 6 Total: 6 🏅

gloryride - Boops: 6 Total: 6 🏅

corpocyborg - Boops: 5 Total: 5 🏅

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kdval - Boops: 5 Total: 5 🏅

cherryrockpops - Boops: 4 Total: 4 🏅

cyberpunkaddict - Boops: 4 Total: 4 🏅

notaflippinmermaid - Boops: 4 Total: 4 🏅

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faepunkprince - Boops: 3 Total: 3 🏅

this-is-not-a-slow-burn - Boops: 3 Total: 3 🏅

vince-linder - Boops: 3 Total: 3 🏅

dreamskug - Boops: 3 Total: 3 🏅

miss--river - Boops: 3 Total: 3 🏅

thedrownedman - Boops: 2 Total: 2 🏅

flawedmasterpiece13 - Boops: 2 Total: 2 🏅

cococip - Boops: 2 Total: 2 🏅

a-pirate - Boops: 2 Total: 2 🏅

fly-amanitaa - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

neon-pink-witch - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

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starhoppcr - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

bysolusprime - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

girlraisedbysharks - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

dreadfulsanity - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

hueylewisandtheblues - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

skelior - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

gothambunny - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

arachnophobic-larantula - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

setaflow - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

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cybersteal - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

delight-and-delectation - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

pinkydude - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

kohnnor - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

alberto-balsalm - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

esherymack - Boops: 1 Total: 1 🏅

instructions & silly janky code to get this:

go to your activity page (eg, https://www.tumblr.com/blog/luvwich/activity)

scroll down until you've loaded allllll boop notifications (you could make this faster by filtering out everything other than boops, but it was pretty quick for me)

paste the code from this codepen into the devtools console

don't just go pasting any old thing into that darn devtools console btw. you can trust me, your friend luvwich however

[dickytwister]

🖊️🩹💯🍃🍎🧡💙🍔 for my babygirl jasper please :^)

TEEHEE THANK U my babyboy babygirl girlfriend jasper,,,,,,,

🖊️ BALLPOINT PEN — does your oc have any tattoos? do they want any (more) tattoos?

jasper has MANY MANY tattoos :3 too lazy to explain it all so i’ll just copy and paste a snippet from a google doc:

“Jasper’s tattoos are magical in nature; he uses his epidermis as a pocket dimension where he stores whatever he wants, from weapons and tools to more abstract concepts like memories and voices.

His arsenal consists of:

– Glock 19 + suppressor and sights Location: Underside of his left arm – M16 rifle + suppressor and sights Location: Left side of the back – 50 cal Barrett M82 sniper rifle + suppressor and sights Location: Right side of the back all the way to the middle of his right thigh – Two black karambit knives Location: Curving under his pectorals – Bowie knife Location: Right forearm – Garrote Location: Wrapped around the right wrist and arm – Six throwing knives Location: Five around his left ankle + one on top of his right foot – Push dagger Location: Underside of the left wrist

On his right ankle, Alfie (his adopted son) signed his name. Later, Bucky, Jacob and Sam added their own signatures, followed by Arlo (his adopted daughter). 

As a member of the Family (criminal organisation), Jasper also has the customary tattoo at the base of his neck. It’s not as faded as Ellis’ or Locke’s, since he rejoined the Family and had it redone after the Snap was reversed.”

whenever he feels like it, jasper can add a tattoo to his collection simply by storing the object in his skin :p

🩹 ADHESIVE BANDAGE — does your oc have any physical and/or mental disabilities?

he does 😔😔 jasper is an alcoholic. he also suffers from depression and is suicidal as all hell. most of it stems from the way he was raised by the family and, later, by alfie’s passing. he does try to get better and his friends and boyfriends help a lot, but it’s still really hard and he often relapses after messed up missions or fights with his partners. that is until arlo walks into his life and he gets his shit together!!

💯 HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

– jasper loves writing. and by that, i mean that he wishes he could write, but he’s not very good at it. he just has so much to say!! as mentioned in the next question, he loves literature and he wishes he could write down some things as well, even if it’s just a letter to his boyfriends or a funny story for arlo. – he doesn’t usually smoke, but he does when he’s really really stressed. he’s also a social smoker, but he doesn’t do it much, mostly bc it tastes bad and his boyfriends don’t wanna kiss him after he’s smoked. he mostly does it bc it looks sexy (i’m sorry it does i can’t change that) – jasper met bucky on a job to kill him, after the snap was reversed. that much is fine, but he only took the job because he hoped the winter soldier would kill him; the loss of his son was too much for him to bear and, after a failed suicide attempt, he started taking as many difficult jobs as possible so that one of them might leave him dead.

🍃 LEAVES FLUTTERING IN WIND — what is/was your oc's favorite subject in school?

jasper is a big fan of literature somehow. i say somehow bc he sucked at it and also reads one book a year, but it was also one of the only subjects that didn’t revolve around death and whatnot (because, again, raised by the family, and that involved school life as well). 

🍎 RED APPLE — where was your oc born? do they still live in/around their place of birth or do they live somewhere else? how do they feel about their birthplace?

jasper comes from edinburgh, scotland. he hasn’t lived there in decades; when he was a child, the company his father worked for went bankrupt, so they all moved back to the united states, where jasper was mostly raised by his grandmother before the family took him. jasper feels nothing for his birthplace: the family made sure that he would have no ties to anything but them.

🧡 ORANGE HEART — does your oc tend to prioritize family or friends?

in jasper’s case, his friends are his family. sure, there’s The Family, aka the criminal organisation that took him as a young teenager, but there’s also his family, the one he built himself. he prioritizes that one over the one that raised him. the only exceptions are diaz, locke and ellis, his siblings in the family, who he also considers his actual family despite having cut ties with the criminal group.

💙 BLUE HEART — does your oc have any cool/special powers and/or abilities? how are they with magic, if it exists in their world?

jasper’s power. confuses me. solely bc i have reworked it sooo many times. initially it was supposed to be magical ink that made his tattoos into actual objects, but then it’d be p hard to tattoo an entire sniper rifle on his own back. so now what i’m thinking is he stole sm sorcerer sanctuary and it gave him his power, making him into a human bag of holding :3 

🍔 HAMBURGER — is your oc good at cooking? are they good at baking? which one do they prefer?

jasper is pretty good at cooking!! not so much at baking, but still. a good cook!! he’s had to learn how to do it as part of his training (because an assassin with an empty stomach isn’t gonna do their job right innit) but really worked harder on it when he had to take care of alfie. 

ask me about my ocs!! 💙

[eurodynamic]

11, 20, 56 and 69 :^)

11. No Body - EASYFUN

20. Out of Time - Slayyyter

56. One That Got Away - MUNA

69. What Time Is It? - Crystal Kay

spotify wrapped is HERE! send me a number 1-100 and I’ll tell you the song it corresponds with on my top 100 playlist!

[byberbunk2069]

Girls Night (Mal's 31st birthday, April 17 2078).

Ronnie's been back with the Mox for a bit now so she has enough sway to convince Suze to let them have the whole bar for the birthday party.

Ronnie invited Mal's old mentor from the Afterlife, Rogue. Meanwhile Anna invited Hanako, the Girls' main benefactor and supplier of jobs, via Mal (among other things).

Everything was surprisingly civil and nobody got hurt.

Front (l - r): Anna, Mal, Ronnie Back(l - r): Veil and V

w/ @gibson-girlboss's OCs, Anna and Valerie

[another-corpo-rat]

no matter how many times he does it, whenever Kurt crosses the room with his Sandy to hug Vic from behind she's always like

[a-gay-little-cat]

In the past year I've played this game I've not actually had a "V" but now its my turn so meet Vito, local narcissist who only cares about himself and getting to the top. As long as he gets eddies at the end he will do it. Also his ass is around 50, he had many ambitions in life but never quite made it so eventually he said fuck it and moved to Night City to go crazy and delve into merc work