#just mashed potatoes and scrambled eggs and applesauce and ice cream and soup for a fucking eternity 💔

[mydarlingdahlia]

…I have surgery tomorrow

FUCK.

[moviesludge]

if you don't mind me asking, what's the diet? i need to get my shit figured out because i eat garbage nonstop. ugh.

It's tough. I think more and more often about how my gout is sort of a blessing in disguise because it FORCES me to eat healthier.

Short answer is that I think metabolism is playing a significant part and that it's probably more about what I'm not eating than what I am, but here's what I eat:

Breakfast:

Option 1: 1 packet of quaker instant low sugar oatmeal and coffee. If I'm particularly hungry I'll add a chobani greek yogurt cup and/or an apple (or lately 2 applesauce cups)

Option 2: 2 or 3 scrambled eggs (I cook them with non-hfcs ketchup), same optional add ons. I've been having this more often since my dental stuff.

Option 3: cereal with same optional add-ons (typically either honey bunches of oats or raisin bran). (I've been avoiding cereals since my dental stuff though)

Lunch: If I eat lunch at all, I usually just have something that will sate me if I feel hungry, like a greek yogurt or a banana or some peanuts and raisins or something. I often only eat two meals a day though. Peanut butter & honey sandwich on wheat will kick your hunger in the dick and is a healthier option than a lot of things.

Dinner:

Option: Campbells chunky chicken noodle soup (or instant ramen) and a grilled cheese

Option: frozen cheese raviolis cooked in pasta sauce

Option: basic pasta/starch & protein meals: Meat loaf with mashed potatoes/mac n cheez with chicken/homemade frozen burger and fries/frozen chicken strips and tots

Things I was eating that I'm not eating now: Candy/chocolate, chips, ice cream, cookies, cakes, muffins, all fast food (Taco Bell & Jack in the Box are the most common typically), all sugary drinks except coffee.

[pikahlua]

I have soft food ideas! Tw British foods, I'll do my best to think of the alternatives

Sweet:

Jelly/jello - just suck it through your teeth and swallow, amazing stuff. Can eat lots since most are low calorie or even zero sugar.

Angel delight/mousse/pudding, semolina, creme caramels, custards, rice pudding - no chewing required, light and bubbly.

Ice cream, gelatos and sorbet, ice lollies, milkshakes, slushies etc - amazing but might not be appropriate if you have sensitive mouth/teeth

Juices and smoothies - yummy but avoid citrus if you've recently had oral surgery!

Porridge/oatmeal, baked oats, overnight oats, chia seed pudding etc - the super fine versions (readybrek) of porridge are great and don't need any chewing at all. If too hot, wait too cool or add a splash of milk. I like a spoonful of Nutella in to make chocolatey.

Yogurt - amazing, cool and refreshing. Avoid the fun yogurts with extra bits like granola or crunchy inclusions since they'll need chewing. Also consider soft cheeses/no base cheesecakes

Soft fruits - again avoid citrus, try cook it or mash it or something just to make it softer. Tinned fruit is always super soft. Peaches and ice cream is such an elite combo. Maybe applesauce?

Savory

Soups, broths and maybe stews - super tender veggies, overcooked or super soft noodles and shredded meats will fine for a few days and should be soft but hearty enough. If not, puree or blend. Maybe soak some bread in!

Lentils - great at absorbing liquid and become nice and aoft

Mashed potatoes - love love love these, cheesy or garlicky or covered in gravy, just so wow. Might manage a baked potato without the skin and then it's just a vessel for good stuff

Rice, risotto - plain or topped with egg or some soft fish (tinned is easy). Risotto is great because you can add yummy stuff to it

FINELY ground meat - make a Bolognese and make sure your meat is ground finely. Make a curry with finely cut soft/pureed veggies. Make a chili. Once you feel a bit braver, sloppy Joes or something

Dips - guac or hummus or whatever, a spoon will do instead of veggies/chips etc

Cottage/shepherds/fisherman's pie - soft fish or meat in a sauce covered in mashed potato and baked in the oven. No teeth needed, but a hearty real meal.

Cauliflower cheese - parboil the cauliflower like my gran does (nuke it) and then cover in cheesesauce and bake it.

Omelettes - these might be touch and go but could satisfy you enough that you wont miss scrambled eggs and toast

Pastina - cute little pasta shapes! Do all sorts with it but jar of generic pasta sauce works in a pinch.

I'm sure there's plenty of local cuisine and regional foods that are soft too that I have no idea about.

For anyone who needs it then, lol. Thanks anon.

[vegetalass]

RDR2 Boys Cooking + Eating Habits

Arthur 

Somebody else on here wrote some headcanons about Arthur not being able to cook and just eating microwave food all the time and I just have to say…. That’s canon 

Lowkey though he’s trying his best to get better at cooking

Probably the only thing he knows how to make is pasta 

He adds a bunch of random frozen veggies to water as the noodles are cooking 

And then smothers the whole thing in butter and calls it a meal

Or he puts marinara sauce on it straight from the jar 

And yes, that means it’s cold

He’s also getting better at friend rice, too

But he’s really bad at actually making rice 

If he doesn’t add too much water… He burns the bottom 

Charles makes a mental note to buy him a rice cooker for his birthday 

Makes his own popsicles out of random fruit juices and eats them 24/7 

Thinks this qualifies him as a chef

Eats pickles and olives straight out of the jar with a fork 

And sauerkraut too probably 

Just goes over to john’s house on his pizza nights 

Puts ketchup on eggs

John 

Pizza dad 

Probably orders pizza, salad, and a 64oz soda twice a week 

Everything else is just Dino chicken nuggets, Eggos, hot dogs, quesadillas, and frozen peas and corn 

Food you feed to little kids, basically 

Mostly because he does have a little kid 

But also because it’s easy and takes minimal effort and he doesn’t mind eating it, too

Abigail would be mad but she has no room to talk

The most you’ll see him actually make is buttered pasta (like Arthur) or sometimes beans and rice 

Abigail bought them a rice cooker a while ago so that’s one thing he doesn’t have to worry about 

Probably always has some type of dessert laying around 

Doesn’t mean it’s good, but it’s there 

Abigail buys a bunch of those gross, low calorie ice creams and John ends up having to finishing them 

Family lunches consist of a bologna sandwich on wheat bread with American cheese and mayo, a piece of fruit, a bag of chips or crackers, a go-gurt, and some gummies 

And yes he makes them for himself and Abigail too 

They’re all eating good at the Marston household 

(Not really)

Charles 

Everything he cooks are things that can’t be made in single batches 

Lots of healthy soups, chilis, stew, etc…

Most of the time, he makes too much of whatever it is so he always has leftovers 

Everyone is jealous when he brings them for lunch

Probably finds all of his recipes in the newspaper or random magazines he reads while at the grocery store checkout line

Everyone is like, “Charles… Why are you reading Women’s Fitness?” 

And he’s like, “Check out this salad recipe, though”

Puts hot sauce on everything 

Salad, macaroni and cheese, hamburgers... You name it 

And he’s the king of snacking

All of his snacks are healthy, though

Raw veggies and fruit and quinoa chips from Whole Foods or something like that

Nobody likes this

He’s one of those people who brings hard boiled eggs everywhere as a “snack,” too

And yea, he puts hot sauce on those, also 

He really likes those weird protein bars that are hard to bite into and taste like chalk 

The flavors are either normal stuff like white chocolate macadamia or Protein Power Punch with whey, chia and seaweed 

There’s no in between 

He’s also a charcuterie board legend

Hosea is jealous of this talent

Micah

Spends all his money on take out 

He’s totally one of those weird people who’s entire trash can is just filled with take out boxes and cans of coke or beer

Constantly eating fast food 

You ask him what he bought at the supermarket and he’s like “Pub mix and bud light” 

SIR 

Everything that he does manage to cook only involve one step of preparation 

Unseasoned, fried meats and boiled veggies 

Sometimes scrambled eggs and bacon

If he’s feeling fancy, he will make plain sandwiches

This is very rare, though

Can and will complain about anyone’s cooking

Even if it’s good and he he likes it

There are certain people he can’t do this to, though, or they won’t let him eat

The only person’s cooking he doesn’t complain about is Dutch’s

Constantly snacking from an entire party sized bag of chips

And yes, he eats straight out of the bag and wipes his fingers on his jeans

His oven is dirty

Hosea 

A meal for him is probably a handful of almonds and an applesauce or yogurt cup 

He is constantly making a bunch of those Tik Tok recipes where you just put a bunch of random stuff into your crock pot and add ranch seasoning and cream cheese

*insert all of those memes about mom pulling out the crock pot*

If you complain, he says “Well, you’re always welcome to cook, too”

Wears an apron when he cooks

Constantly eating plain toast with butter

And bananas 

And cheese sticks

Thinks that this makes him “healthy” 

Definitely likes to snack on those cocktail fruit cups and canned mandarin oranges

His entire freezer is just full of ice cream 

It’s all weird flavors like Cherry Garcia, chocolate banana, and pistachio though

Everyone hates him for this

Raisins are his late night treat 

Has a secret stash of candy no one can find 

That’s okay though because it’s mostly Werthers Originals

And Chiclets gum

He picks out all the orange ones, though

Dutch

Tries to re-plate takeout so he can call it his own

Everybody sees through this but they stopped commenting on it like four Thanksgivings ago 

Buys a bunch of those meals from Costco that all you need to do is heat up in the oven

He does like fast food but only from the less popular places

Carl’s Jr., Wendy’s, BK, Arby’s, etc. 

A&W, too, because he’s old and weird

He can totally cook, he just never does 

It’s just normal stuff like spaghetti and meatballs or chicken and rice, though

Tuna fish casserole

He over-seasons everything, though

Mostly because he’s trying to prove that he’s a good cook 

Eats dessert twice, every night 

Once right after dinner, and then later when he’s feeling like a treat 

Will eat in bed

Uses a little bib and tray and everything 

Likes pumpkin and sunflower seeds

Would eat hot wings with gloves on 

He’s the one who taught Arthur to put ketchup on eggs 

Kieran 

The second I realized that Kieran would probably be white trash, my life changed 

Hamburger Helper meals for LIFE

That one cheeseburger pasta? Kieran probably eats that three times a week 

He 100% makes the ketchup-butter sketti from Honey Boo Boo 

“It’s been a while since I done had roadkill in my belly��

His favorite dessert is ambrosia salad or that weird yogurt/Cool Whip covered jello that was popular in the 2000s

Probably has a TV dinner every once in a while, too

Instant mashed potatoes and minute rice type of guy 

Also gives me big microwave cheddar broccoli vibes 

I’ve said this before, but his house is probably stocked with all kinds of on-brand goodies 

Probably always has some kind of chip and cookie around 

Eats dinner in front of the TV

Dips french fries in mayonnaise

All of this said though, he isn’t a picky eater and will eat whatever is put on his plate 

That’s why he’s great to take to restaurants, because he never complains

Honestly it’s just so sweet to think of him making big crockpot meals to share with ppl even if his cooking is a lil.... strange 

Javier

Thinks that the hot dog combo from Costco is a suitable dinner 

Also gets hot food from the grocery store for dinner a lot

Literally will just heat up a can of something and eat it plain 

Beans, chili, soup… 

Doesn’t doctor it up or change it at all 

He’s happy to share but no one wants any

Chips and dip, 24/7

And it’s just Tostitos Hint of Lime chips and hummus

Probably puts hummus on everything, too 

Corn chips, tortilla chips, tortillas, vegetables, sandwiches, etc. 

Will put anything in a tortilla and call it a sandwich 

Eats leftovers cold 

The rest of the gang thinks this is a sin

Makes stir fry with whatever is laying around the house

It’s a little gross because he will try to add leftover beans

Refuses to eat fast food

The only exception he’ll make is for french fries and ice cream

Walks around and eats at the same time

Isn’t above asking the other boys to share with him 

Despite the fact that this only happens if what they’re eating is good

Which is almost never

Sean

Sean can’t cook. That’s the end of it

The most he can make is that weird microwave Mac and cheese where the pasta is boiled in the mug?? 

He never does it tho and just sticks with the normal, frozen Mac and Cheese you can microwave instead

Uses his microwaving ability to make mug cakes

And microwave scrambled eggs

Burns his popcorn every single time

He’s probably set of the smoke detector or fire alarm multiple times

He’s Irish though so of course he’s addicted to potatoes and cabbage

And since he’s from the UK, he likes stuff like beans on toast and marmite

He’s a little nasty too so catch him eating bologna sandwiches on wonder bread

Not even the Marstons are that bad

When he does get takeout, he overspends trying to use a delivery app 

He’s like, “And do I need the extra side of special sauce for $5…? Yes.” 

Cooks like this 

[paulwilliamsinc]

What Do Doctors Mean By A "Soft Food Diet" ?

https://paulwilliamsdds.com/what-do-we-mean-when-we-say-soft-food-diet/

  Many of us have been there before; when a doctor tells you to stick to soft food for the next few days. You might ask yourself does that mean baby food? Smoothies? What exactly are you supposed to eat? What we are suggesting can have more substance than just blended peas and beef. A soft food diet consists of foods that are easy to chew and gentle on your stomach. Doctors usually recommend it short-term after surgery or certain medical procedures.

Some of the most common reason that a soft food diet may be suggested include:

Dental Work

If you recently had a tooth extraction, your braces adjusted, or a root canal, you may have been told to avoid any sticky, chewy, or hard foods and focusing on soft foods during your healing stages. Or maybe you recently had a dental crown or bridge completed and you want your temporary to last until your next visit.

Intestinal Surgery

Colon surgery comes with a post-op recovery period. During this time you have to watch out for certain foods that can wreak havoc on your bowels.

Gastric Bypass

Similarly to colon surgery, gastric bypass temporarily interrupts digestion. A common side effect of this surgery is that food moves too quickly from your stomach into your small intestine. A strict soft food diet can help with digestion and allow for more food to be absorbed by the stomach and not the small intestine.

Chemotherapy

Chemotherapy often leads to nausea, a sore mouth and throat, trouble swallowing, and a general loss of appetite. Easy-to-swallow foods help with discomfort while allowing for adequate nutrition.

Difficulty Swallowing

If you’re having trouble swallowing from a sore throat or trauma, softer textured foods can prevent choking and are less irritating to your esophagus.

  So what exactly can you eat?

Your goal is to incorporate foods that are soft in texture but still provide lots of nutrients.

Low fiber carbohydrates

moist white rice

mashed potatoes

polenta

macaroni and cheese

pancakes

hummus

oatmeal or cream of wheat

pasta and noodles

soft white bread

Soft proteins

canned fish and poultry

poached, scrambled, or boiled eggs

tofu

meatloaf

chicken or tuna salad

soft-cooked, shredded chicken and meat

Calcium enriched foods

soft cheeses, including cottage cheese

milk and milkshakes

yogurt

Fruits and Vegetables:

blended fruit like applesauce and smoothies

avocado

soup with soft vegetables or pureed or cream soups

fruit and/or vegetable juices

canned vegetables and fruits

baked fruits and vegetables

soft fruit without skin

Sweets

gelatin-based foods like jello, pudding, mousse, or custards

cheesecake

ice cream, sorbet or gelato

soft, moist cakes

  Here are some foods that you should AVOID as per the American Dental Association:

popcorn

whole-grain bread, multigrain crackers

cereal containing nuts or dried fruit

granola

bagels

dried fruit

nuts and seeds

potato chips

hot dogs (or any meat with casings)

steak

bacon

beef jerky

stringy fruits like mango and pineapple

uncooked veggies and fruits

corn on the cob

berries

carbonated drinks

spicy foods

jams/jellies with seeds

whole spices such as peppercorns

  You might not feel as hungry as usual when recovering or maybe you're just too sore to notice, but obtaining proper nutrients is vital to the recovery period. You can even supplement your diet with nutrient-rich fortified drinks like Ensure or Boost when you’re not eating enough due to loss of appetite or these dietary restrictions. Just be sure to check the labels for sugar content. If you’re losing weight due to a recent treatment or loss of appetite aim to incorporate fattier foods help increase your calorie intake. Healthy fats like avocados. If you're still experiencing significant weight loss be sure to let your doctor know.

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