#just make an assumption about it i dont care if ur right or not

[catboypheromones]

made a lil 'about' page and linked in my bio :3 the mystery is unveileddddd

[sanjisblackasswife]

I cannot tell 100% if ur ask box is open or not so if it is not feel free to ignore this please!!!

But if it is open! Could you write about luffy, shanks, and sanji reacting to their significant others stretchmarks on her upper thighs? I got like real bad ones RIGHT below my butt that go down a bit so now I don’t wear short skirts or short shorts :,)

Again feel free to ignore have a LOVELY day!!!

I always wanted stretch marks on my butt :(((( i have em on my inner thighs n chest. I FRIGGIN LOVE STRETCH MARKS. Especially on men😚😚 Dont be ashamed of them stripes babe theyre so beautiful:) anyways enjoy!

Them with a S/O That Has Stretch Marks (SFW-ISH)

Ft. Sanji, Luffy, Shanks

Black Fem Reader in Mind

CW: Reader is insecure, Shanks needs a leash, Sanji’s is suggestive, Mentions of Sex, uhhh yeah

Luffy

Physical “flaws” isn’t something he even notices on you. Small/saggy breasts? Okay? He still wanna squeeze. Cellulite? Who gives af he likes ‘em. Stretch marks though? He still dont care.

He doesn’t pay mind to stuff like that let alone question it. Luffy…Luffy just dont gaf man if he likes you he likes all of you.

If he peeps you being out right “i hate my stretch marks” or whatever he just wouldn’t understand why.

“They’re like smaller versions of the scars i have! I like em!”

Bless his heart he will always make you feel so loved about your stripes. He traces them alot when you let him lay on you and trace them with his finger as he talks to you about his goal and dream.

(Slightly NSFW) For some reason you speaking on your stretch mark insecurity was something he just couldn’t forget. He has forgotten many things you’ve told him; anniversary, birthday, hell even your name once but he never forgets to lick and kiss your marks and blemishes in appreciation before going down on you. His kisses are so slow and soft giving each of your “flaws” the right attention you damn near cried when he first did it because it felt so out of character for him.

Sanji

Bold of you to assume this man would love you any less because of that.

Sanji doesn’t care if you have stretchmarks, pigmentation, hairy, cellulite. Doesn’t matter he loves you so just believe it and move on

He noticed almost immediately what your insecurities were by the way you act when they’re mentioned and his assumptions were correct when you and him were about to take a shower together for the first time, but you wasn’t sure he’d like what he seen

“I just…have stretch marks all over and—“

He didn’t say much, he simply begins to slowly strip down your towel kissing your lips tenderly mumbling praises in between about your body.

“Your stretch marks were never an issue.”

If anything Sanji does in fact love your stretch marks. They were one of the first things he noticed (AND WAS INFATUATED WITH) when he seen them. He wanted nothing more than to trace his tongue on each one and leave a kiss. They’re normal to have what’s problem with them?

“Everything about you is nothing less than perfect you know.”

You felt a tinge of embarrassment feeling Sanji’s soft hands glide over your marked breast, butt, and thighs in the shower, but his neck kisses gave you a form of calmness you just couldn’t explain. Which he was grateful for when you told him that night as he massaged your body.

Shanks

He doesn’t give af about your insecurities and i say that in the most respectful way.

“Stretch marks? Thats a dumb thing to be upset over? Here. Look.”

He doesn’t give a shit because he also has them on his shoulders.

“See? They’re just things you get when your body grows, dummy. Now come here.”

Yeah he teases you a bit, but only about being ashamed of something you can’t necessarily help.

He makes you sit on his lap in front of the mirror and begins to grope you like the caveman he was

“You know how hot your tiger stripes look when i cum on your ass? Or these great tits—”

“SHANKS!?”

He laughs at your shyness,kissing your cheek to then move your face to look at you both in the mirror.

He doesn’t know where the animosity you have against them began but he doesn’t really care to know. The most he wants to do right now is make you forget about it.

“How about i spoil you tonight.” His fingers dancing on your clothed cunt under your skirt, making your back arch a little at how delicate his index and middle finger swirled in your clit,“I want to see every stretch mark you have.”

Shanks reminds you that night that he is with you because of you not because of your stretch marks.

[jennycalendar]

hi i would like to ask about evie because. i love her

i have a few questions

if they were in a high school au, would evie be like, a mean girl with a heart of gold? that's kind of the vibe i'm getting from her but i'm not sure if i'm right

is evie super protective of her sisters. she is right

would she get along with faith i feel like she would

sorry just. lots of assumptions & vibes i want to check. also. IS EVIE BISEXUAL. DOES SHE LIKE GIRLS

non-evie specific questions now. which of ur ocs r neurodivergent. do they autism. whom. whom autism. WHOMST AUTISM

:)

would sophie get along w art

WAIT IDEA. of the ocs in what you make. and your bakery ladies. what would their relationships be. which would be the favorite cervenak of every one of bakery girls

apparently jaheira has kids? who are they? are they also ocs

okay i love you and your girls. write more original fiction abt them please so i can read it even though i dont know bg3. okay thx

<3

HI OMG THIS IS SOOOO CUTE???? thank you SO MUCH for enabling me to talk about these guys! fair warning this WILL get long lol.

1. actually now i am legally obligated to write about all of them in high school situations. let’s go. as i write this i’m pretty sure in a high school au mari, ros, and norie would actually just be, like, friends, not actually adoptive sisters – ros has her very big and loving family, norie has a really tense situation as Adopted Chinese Daughter of Rich White Parents Who She Hates, marigold uhhhh god wouldn’t it be interesting and insane if she was still living with her bio mother and sisters? this is my narrative and in any narrative of mine high school is the worst case scenario, lol. evil evil place i will never go back to.

marigold is i am pretty sure in a world without magic hyperfixated on science/biology/nature, so she does really good when it’s anything related to that or cooking and really bad when it’s Literally Anything Else. she complains a lot about there not being some kind of home ec class until it’s explained to her that home ec would not JUST be cooking and she’s like oh well i don’t care about that then. she earned the position of student council vice president by bribing the general high school population with baked goods and only served half a term before realizing she hates talking to most people. REALLY tight with the cheer squad bc that’s roslin’s group, so she brings them a lot of snacks and hangs out on the bleachers with norie while ros cheers <3

evie has like 2 friends and one of them is a dead rat possibly and when marigold finds out about this she does her usual Marigold Response To Evie (edging awkwardly away so she doesn’t have to actually be an older sister about it). keeps on getting detention, mostly for small scale things like graffiti and skipping class, occasionally light arson. punched a kid in the mouth one time and maintains he was asking for it. she’s SUPER small though so she doesn’t do a lot of damage in fights but that does NOT stop her from trying SO HARD. (that girl is a teenage cryptid and the only reason she’s got friends in her twenties is because hot + confident gets you A LOT OF PLACES.)

roslin is a cheerleader yay hooray <333 the most #basic girly you will ever meet. has a not insignificant tiktok following that’s driving thea up the wall and they get into a lot of fights about internet safety (these fights are super limited by the fact that thea kind of doesn’t know what the internet is). despite being one of the most popular girls in school, she refuses to spend her lunch breaks with anyone NOT norie or marigold, and will blow off literally anyone and everyone to just sit on the roof with her girlies.

lenora is angling for the position of most weird goth girl of all time. full face of makeup, a whole bunch of piercings (all of them are fake bc she’s scared of needles), lots of very expensive black outfits that earn her absolutely no respect from the goth crowd at their school bc they see her as just a rich kid buying the look. she’s the only one among the three girls who actually gets good grades and they are constantly cheating off of all of her homework all the time. she’s apathetic acerbic and kinda bitey but she will go around the school holding roslin’s hand all the time and if anyone comments she will pull a knife on them. normal activities. (a lot of people assume ros and norie are dating and they are absolutely mutually outraged by the concept.)

thea teaches PE and has been momming the shit out of mari ros and norie ever since norie got into a screaming fight with thea in front of the entire class when thea was like “you don’t get to walk the mile giving each other piggy-back rides anymore” (reasonable request) and norie was like OH SORRY MOM I DIDN’T REALIZE WE LIVE IN A FASCIST SOCIETY!!!!!! then realized she’d called their gym teacher “mom” in front of the entire class and lost so much street cred in that moment, and the psychic damage she took was so adorable to thea that thea was like ok those are my kids now i think. she already SORTA knew roslin bc thea’s friends with roslin’s mom, but finding out about norie (terrible parents) and marigold (horrifying mother) ??? thea’s been sort of trying to semi-legally figure out a way to usurp parental rights for the last few years. also tried to put a hit out on marigold’s mom but was informed by one of the two (2) friends she has that that’s “a bad idea.” (she still thinks it’s a good one.)

lion is still in his teens too so he’s mostly just evie’s twitchy quiet friend who hangs out with her and the dead rat under the bleachers. they don’t talk a lot but they’re kind of inseparable. evie’s mom hates him. marigold said something derisive about lion once and evie tried to punch HER in the mouth, which marigold got blamed for, somehow, which evie then spent like half an hour hysterically monologuing to lion about on the phone. they are hopelessly in love with each other and mutually convinced it won’t work all without ever talking to each other. he writes “mr. lion northaven” on his notebooks sometimes

a bonus elodie! evie’s twin sister. blends perfectly into the background. gets the best grades in the family and is somehow in every extracurricular without anyone actually really knowing her. quiet, organized, neat, perfect. not a lot of people actually realize they’re twins because they carry themselves so differently and they’re never together at school. mom’s favorite.

2. evie’s biological sisters are marigold and elodie and she loves them with the force of a thousand suns and for a lot of complicated reasons this uncomplicated love of hers is not exactly returned in the same way that it is given. marigold’s adoptive sisters are roslin and lenora and she loves THEM with the force of a thousand suns and evie is the kind of girl who’s fine with it because her love does not change shape even when those who love her think maybe it should.

3. evie would come onto faith and faith would i think be immediately and cruelly dismissive specifically because evie would resonate with a lot of things about faith that faith violently hates about herself. (starved for love, loves hard and without her own permission, incredibly casual about sex to the point of detachment, absolutely no sense of self preservation or self worth).

4. oooh let’s make a sexuality list actually!!!

marigold is bisexual! enamored with people she can easily drag around on a leash, independently of gender.

evie is bisexual as well and i don’t think she has a type that is really established all that well beyond “people who want me.” evie has many problems

roslin is my single token heterosexual. absolutely impeccable taste in men, it’s just that all of her relationships always end in ways that are extremely amicable but Really, Really Weird. one guy left to join the circus. one guy left to man a lighthouse. one guy’s in witness protection. That kind of thing

lenora is a lesbian but it takes her a while to figure that out because she hates everyone indiscriminately, so for some time she just identifies as bisexual until experiencing attraction to a lady and going OH. OKAY. SURE

thea is a butch lesbian, and also nonbinary, though i don’t think she’d ever actually use the word to describe herself. her relationship to the concept of being a woman is less self-identification and more a label she likes to use and define as “being attracted to women.” she’s a woman because her love of women is coming from a female identified place, but other than that gender is of no use to her. she’s too old for the bullshit.

didn’t realize it until right this moment but lion (who i can include on this list even with his 900 psychological issues idc. that’s my son who was never gonna make it out) IS bisexual it’s just his Home Situation was such that the internalized homophobia’s keeping him closeted. not really something he’s likely to figure out, though; evie’s the only person who’s real to him and when he notices a man is hot he mostly just freaks out because what if evie leaves him for that objectively hotter guy. surely this will never cause any problems

5. man i honestly feel like all of them have some degree of neurodivergence simply because that’s where i’m coming from and that’s how i write them? i will say though that the places i feel like the qualities manifest the strongest are marigold (autism) my new girl beetle (autism) and evie (adhd) though i did recently get the feedback that norie reads super autistic :’) i will say if you see it it’s probably there lol.

6. :D

7. i had to really think about this one for a second ngl? sofie is for sure the most autism baby of all time actually so she’s really standoffish and awkward around children her own age, and i actually think art’s method of just running up to people and deciding they’re friends would melt her heart pretty immediately. she’s delighted by immediate acceptance and attention! they’d be inseparable and bella would go BALLISTIC.

8. i am running through all the girls in my head and i am actually 100 percent sure that almost all of them attach themselves to nora. mari has mommy issues x5000 + nora reminds her of thea, norie (lenora) and nora (eleanora) are literally deliberately cut from the same cloth and would get along like long lost sisters, and thea is genuinely obsessed with sharp-tongued moms who have emotional issues but love their kids tremendously (woman wants to homewreck so bad and will not succeed). roslin and evie are the outliers; roslin loves donovan’s warmth and positivity, and evie gets really really really attached to bella. so fast.

9. delighted to inform u that jaheira’s kids are canon, we meet them, they give her SUCH grief, and i love them, and so does she.

10. VERY LIKELY I WILL! idk when the muse will strike me next, but things are percolating :’) and thank you SO much for this, it was a delight to answer!!!

[non-fantasy]

ok i have sone words now

the way i blindly trusted laios even when it looked like he had lost then i thought oh he planned all of this (<- foolish assumption, no precedent for me to believe this, his plans often fail) and when things worked out i was so proud of him and everyone is like WOAH I CANT BELIEVE LAIOS PLANNED ALL THIS!! and kabru asked "omg laios did you plan all this from the start?" and laios face became a loading screen like. mf was just so into his special interest (monster) he accidentally succeeded at doing the impossible and saved the world....

the way marcille's lil gay ass was still able to be saved because saving falin was more important to her than her biggest desires and her life goal. pointing at her entire arc. just all of it i dont have words to describe my thoughts theres so many.

izutsumis lil chapter as her fumbass figures out only after everything that she stayed w the group this whole time because she actually does care about them. the way senshi is like a father to her. She ate the pie w vegetables in it so she can be healthy and live longer and see marcille. she was sad about not being able to hang out w her friends immediately after saying those arent her friends. Girl theyre ur besties. The way she got said when yaad thought he was gonna die cause she wanted to go on adventures together... shes so full of love and she doesnt even realize it....

chilchuck wanting to help the other halflings before he goes on to start his shop because making sure his people arent hungry means so much to him its ok bestie laios will never let anyone be hungry in his kingdom the halflings r safe u can go reconnect w ur family and ur grown ass daughters.

senshi just. Actually everything about senshi tbh. i dont have words to express my undying live for senshi. The man of all time. Peak performance.

Thistle. Thats the whole sentence.

Falin!!!! Falin who we get to see so little of but whos so important to the entire plot. Façin ehos full of love and compassion and curiosity and admiration for her friends and her brother even tho shes incredibly powerful on her own!! Falin who is so happy about her fuzzy feathery legs and shes so loved.

The way everyone worked together to eat all that meat. Even if they didnt like the idea at first.

MITHRUN!!!! MITHRUN REALIZING HE HAS WORTH EVEN LEFTOVER VEGETABLES HAVE WORTH MITHRUN WHO REALIZES HE CAN FIND NEW REASONS TO LIVE!!! KABRU AND THE ELVES GIVING HIM IDEAS TO HELP HIM MOVE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

ough my heart.......

OUUGHHHH YEAH RIGHT YOU ARE HITTING ALL THE NAILS ON ALL THE HEADS YOUR BRAIN IS SOOOO HUGE ILU UUUUWAAA

[roseworth]

tbf to my knowledge they've never confirmed they are in a romantic relationship probably because of just how much weird rpf there already is of them when they weren't being open about it which must have been incredibly uncomfortable even if u were trying to not reveal aspects of your personal life or struggling w ur sexuality (i was guilty of it i was in the phan trenches in 2015 when i was 10)

youre right that they've never outright confirmed it however. to me it feels so weird that people are so insistent on saying that they may not be in a relationship because ?? they have consistently lived together for like 15 years and they designed & bought a house together. at the very least dan has said that they were together in 2009 so as much as id love to believe that they are in a batshit sitcom scenario of buying a house with your ex boyfriend. i dont think its much of a stretch to say that theyre together and the extent that people go to to say that the relationship isnt Confirmed is really confusing to me. historians will call them roommates

anyways. yeah i was in the trenches in 2015 too so i get it bc i definitely saw and sometimes participated in the invasive stuff so i completely understand the drawing back and saying that we shouldnt say anything until it was Confirmed, especially with dan talking in his coming out video about how much it stressed him out when people would speculate on his sexuality because he was not ready to deal with it. so i feel like theres a bit of overcorrection nowadays bc people are realizing how terrible it was in 2015 so its like ppl want to make up for that by never making any assumptions about them

but also ,,, i feel like today they are so much more comfortable with it and dont really have a problem with the "speculation" yk,, just because they've pretty much revealed it now. i still watch their videos (YES im cringe. i dont care. fuck you) and theres so clearly been a shift where they dont bother hiding it anymore and even though they havent sat down and explicitly said "we're in a relationship" they still are pretty much open about it and allude to the fact that theyre together without straight out saying it

anyways. all this to say that yeah they havent confirmed it but also they are in a relationship and i dont see a reason to dance around the subject as long as youre not being weird about it

[bluemooniegif]

anon asked: Honestly with Mori, although no one like saying it, he’s probably not a pedophile. I don’t blame those who think so, but he’s not really like other examples (Hisoka or Makima, but I don’t really like calling her that since it messes up conversation about her and implies she’s attracted to Denji, even though what she does IS pedophilic). I’d be concerned if the person Asagiri decided to make run an orphanage in Beast was actually meant to be attracted to them. It’s still an unnecessary decision to write him joking about it, but he’s never once directed any real attention on children like that or is Elise narratively portrayed like that. Thank you for being brave enough to challenge these thoughts about Mori and genuinely make people question their assumptions about him. I absolutely thought he was, but when I was talking to one of my friends and went “oh he acts weird with Elise”, explained what was up, and then really read his scenes with her, it turned out not to be that bad in retrospect? He’s obsessive, but it’s not romantic attention? It’s sounds really bad when I say it because it is, but his fondness for little girls is narratively compared to Fukuzawa’s love for cats. Maybe this also has to do with some idea of Asagiri’s that Lolicon is really “fondness for little girls”, which is so bad but it’s what I think Asagiri thinks from how he uses lolicon, even though nothing about Elise is really matching up with that? Sorry, probably not the conversation you want right now because of its serious nature that I’ve seen no one take in with care. Bsdtwt is silly acting like bsdTT is worse than them, you’re cousins. Grow up and stop acting as if you’re superior just because you can poke flaws into someone’s argument and not actually think about what’s being said. I will never be brave enough to say this on my own account on twt because of this attitude.

this exactly!! plus like... don't we want to HOPE that mori has never actually done anything? dont we want to HOPE he has no victims of pedophilia? ur spitting facts anon, thank you [Smile or comment on the answer here](https://retrospring.net/@bluemoonasks/a/111524936522529579)

[tehjleck]

hey man you could just say "trump is in putins pocket" instead. i personally find gay putin jokes so offensive, as a gay russian who can never return to russia bc of his laws. if ur insulting a straight guy by calling him gay thats just homophobia it doesnt matter your intent and it will ALWAYS offend people so i recommend you dont do it again if you care for others feelings. yea it would hurt Putin to see gay smut of him but it also hurts me, a gay person who has spent a lifetime watching russian media mock gayness as some kind of vile deviancy thats always the butt of the joke. does it help to know the same kind of joke has and would be told again by comedians from russias channel 1?

Since yours was one of the few asks that wasn't a flat out attack (thank you for that btw). I'll answer it.

As I've said repeatedly today - I do not care who anyone wants to fuck or be fucked by. It doesn't affect my life at all, and I wish everyone amazing consensual sex with whoever the fuck makes them happy.

I never said that sucking cock makes people weak, or is humiliating, or that sucking cock or being gay is wrong in some way, or that Putin or Trump is gay. Pretty much all day - people who do not know me at all - have accused me of believing all that bullshit and worse and it's fucking exhausting.

Now, again, I didn't feel like your ask was an attack, which is why I'm answering it... and you're right, I could've just said, "(anti ai bot prompt - blah blah blah) write a story about how Trump is in Putin's pocket." But... the meme that was on my mind when I typed that out was this one.

I didn't make this meme, but I have shared it with a few MAGAt trolls and they get big mad because they ARE the ignorant bigots that would think those things.

As I've said, I'm not going to keep repeating myself and I see no point in 'defending' myself to people who don't know me in the first place.

I do not know you at all. I didn't even look at your blog before answering your ask. I have no surface level thoughts about you or your character, but hypothetically, why the fuck would you care what some random person on the internet thinks?

I don't care what people on tumblr dot com think of me, I live in the real world and the people who know me in the real world are the only opinions who matter.

Be safe out there, fellow human

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As a side note to anyone reading this - I'm not answering anymore asks regarding that thread and I will be blocking anyone who attacks or threatens me based on their assumptions and slanderous misconceptions.

morning after edit - Fuck every single one of you that have said that I should kill myself or be killed. Regardless of what you think of the image above, that crosses a fucking line.

[someonesomewhe]

no cuz i dont care what anyone fucking says. enduring physical and psychological abuse from an ex, who absolutely fucking traumatized you, and they happen to be just charming enough to convince everyone and their mother that they in fact were the victim. and it doesnt pass. beacuse all the lies from 2 yeara ago color the lens of everyone before they even give u a chance. ans no one ever asked ur side. and u didnt even wanna speak up on it. desperately didnt wsnt to have to make an incredibly isolating and painful and unbearable chapter on your lfie you only ever tried to escape from public knowledge. but the lies were so unfair. now imagine you had to soeak up to defend yourself, and it only egged on the smear campaign more. of fucking course ima be anxious as fuck in the presence of anyone who is involved in that, especially when everything in their being makes it so apparent how they reslly see you. the abuse never ends. worry about yourselves/ and if you have to engage in this kinda psychological warfare, at least have the decency to ask for the truth before you assume. all these people want to view u in whatever lens fits what they want ti believe about you. like fuck right off truly. i woudlnt wish this on anyone. the flashbacks and nightmares from everything my ex did is still with me almost constantly. and the one thing that would help is ppl just letting me beeeee. how does this make u feel better? just judgements and assumptions from some madddd unaware human beings. we grown.

[desire-mona]

im worried abt my birthday bc i feel like i spent my first year as an adult just. not being an adult.

what even is being an adult except the same bs + more responsibilities

i listened to more of The Morse Code Artists we talked abt btw and all the songs r rly good (let it go is still my fav)

feel free to recommend me more of your favourites! i listen to let it go too still

#hiiiiii!!!! i missed u while u were gone btw it was fun seeing u on my dash

aw tysm i missed u too :]

oh that reminds me LMAOOOO points and laughs you're american right

i meant that in relation to the drinking law thing if you were confused lmao

r u australian ive been living under the assumption that ur australian and i dont remember why

probably because of the cunt thing lol. im indian !

1) yeah but the responsibilities part is what ive not been taking part in and thats whats making me Feel Inferior but thats. probably some internalised capitalism talking

2) u play a dangerous game asking me to recommend music. do u use spotify i can make u a playlist

3) i figured it was the drinking thing! i dont care for alcohol so it doesnt rly affect me either way, technically im not supposed to have weed until im 21 either but iiiiiiiiiiiii <3

4) now that i think about it it was most definitely the cunt thing. and yk what i consider that to be a fair assumption

[lesbianlenas]

Hi major Gaylor lurked here-

The main two things I really dislike about Gaylors are like, when they get annoyed with Taylor for 'hiding behind press releases' and that kinda thing ('you're gay and that's FINAL'). That NYT article speculates that if Taylor was out then another gay country artist wouldnt have attempted suicide (that country artist was like what the fuck). I have seen zero gaylors even acknowledge that passage. It's all 'that article is so right!' Like theres a lot of blame placed on her for such weird reasons. Like whenever she says gaylors make her uncomfortable, they get aggressive

The other thing is the assumption that if you're not a gaylor it's because you're straight. Actually theres a lot of homophobia in the way they talk- a lot of 'her ex bf was a beard he looks gay in this photo', and 'taylor in a baseball cap is so dykey' which it's just really uncomfortable?

Plus their reading comprehension tends to be really bad and that's just annoying. Like the reaches. And theres so much aggression to any dissenters, even other gaylors who don't 100% agree with a bad lyric reading get dragged

So yeah maybe think twice about calling yourself a gaylor ally? (Plus Karlie Kloss bought iD magazine and immediately deleted the pro-Palestine post... shes not a great person). Theres a distinction between being like 'it's not inherently bad to think Taylor is gay in theory' (even though she has specified shes not in the community and I think it's a bit :/ to accuse a woman of lying about her sex life) and 'gaylors are fine! I stand with them!'

(And yeah they basically never post about other artists. It's pretty weird)

Plus I think it's important we call out Taylor's shitty allyship. And that doesnt happen if we're busy being like 'ok but she might be gay so 💖'.

ok i think u misunderstood what i was saying. my point was that ppl scrutinize gaylors in a way that they don’t for fans who talk abt her the exact same way but in the context of her heterosexual relationships. if u think that there aren’t straight tswift fans who talk abt her exactly like that but in the context of her being straight then u r kidding urself. i dont agree w what they’re saying bc i dont think she’s gay and i esp think many of them go too far but why dont her straight fans who did the same take the same ridicule that gaylors do? there is an extra layer of DARING to suggest that a woman may be gay that i have an issue w. at the end of the day i think these celebrities are too thin skinned at the gay allegations anyway like who cares 🙄 why is it such a bad thing for ppl to think u might be gay? why do u have to make some type of statement abt it? if ur not gay then just go on w ur life the gay allegations aren’t holding u at gunpoint. tswift is so famous it’s not like the gay rumors circulate to her christian conservative fans or impact her bank account or perception over all. ok some teenagers on the internet call her a lesbian and some go too far in their theories. but like i think it’s more of a her issue to be uncomfortable that someone calls her gay than it is an issue of anyone to dare suggest maybe this celebrity is gay? i don’t think ppl should be tweeting celebrities being like come out as gay or kys or whatever (and this goes esp for young celebrities but i don’t think young celebrities should b interacting w fans period) but i think our homophobic society in general is what makes ppl so outraged when ppl speculate a celebrity might be gay. and i get the whole like oh what if they’re closeted and don’t want to come out thing which like. ok. they don’t have to come out though? even if ppl r speculating it that doesn’t mean it’s true and the default perception will always be that someone is straight if they refuse to come out no matter what their fans may say online. do u know how many celebrities in the past when being gay would have absolutely destroyed their careers actually WERE gay and simply just ignored the allegations and lived their lives not coming out 😭 r fans who say maybe she’s a lesbian w their masterposts of proof more invasive than ones that post proof that she’s married or pregnant or secretly has 6 kids? i’m not really interested in the ethics of gaylorism more so the way that it is treated solely bc of the speculation of her being gay vs fans who speculate literally anything else abt her or any other celebrity……i saw a post abt some guy who had gay allegations who said smth like i never felt the need to address it bc they’re not saying anything offensive abt me. like exactly? why do u care so much if ppl perceive u as gay? who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also ur note on them not talking abt any other artists um? perhaps bc they r tswift blogs 😭 do u think the only show ive ever watched is sg just bc i run a sg tumblr blog? i think thats a weird critique to have is all……

also idc abt celebrities being activists i think that’s a weird thing to expect from random ppl who sing or act wtf does she know abt politics she’s probably never even voted 😭 so calling her out for her shitty allyship is neither here nor there for me…..again i’m not a fan of hers i feel nothing for her honestly i just think ppl are overly critical of women both her and her fans. but that’s all.

ok i’m sorry last thing but u saying them saying she looks dykey in a baseball cap is homophobic is so 😭 are u a lesbian? bc that is not homophobic lmfao? 😭

anyway i just stand w gaylors as a concept i’m not writing off on everything they’ve ever said nor am agreeing w them. peace and love xo

[imnotoverlyobsessive]

you dont know if they copy paste u cant assume that luv and also like why do u care so much. they prolly just not see your rules so u can’t fault peeps for not “respecting your rules” lol. i don’t think there’s harm in sending in a request if they think the writer is good that’s why they sent it. don’t think they meant any harm like u gotta calm down sis. no one tryna disrespect u. u don’t know they sent requests to everyone and so what if they do. it’s harmless. ppl take requests allll the time I’ve also been online for awhile like sis I’ve seen it. no one else gets pressed about requests it’s what happens. if u hate it so much u should just turn off asks then. you’re making soooo many assumptions my dear. no one is obligated to follow your rules. I come from a country of free speech. if u get so annoyed by it jsut delete the ask and ignore it and then pin something saying u don’t take asks or simply turn off ur asks idk. not everyfing is about u luv hate to break it to ya. u don’t know what disrespect is if u think sending in a request is disrespectful. don’t have this blog if u don’t want ppl to send suggestions. thats the way life goes joe. agin u didn’t know they sent it to other blogs unless they told you. u don’t know for fax u are just assuming. not good to assume tings luv. have a blessed day

Think about it this way. You go into someone’s house, but you don’t read the rules they presented you when you came in. They tell you to leave if you aren’t gonna respect the rules. You then insist you have the right to the freedom to do what you want. Yes, you do, but not in my house.

I’m going to go ahead and block you now, because you aren’t entitled to doing whatever you want on my blog, I can run my blog however I want, and I don’t want someone with this kind of attitude here. So… have a good one and goodbye.

[species-id]

Mod here, this is a anon group owned blog where anon things are submitted.

Us : checking notifs

Ppl claiming a stock image website is pushing an exclusive anti alterhuman agenda: oh deer

this is in no offense to the websites maker. but I think a disclaimer needs to be made. I'm gonna have a professional side, but also an unhinged side. So in my professional voice I'll say. No free stock image website is pushing an exclusionary agenda. Why are yall sounding like....

This is where my mother, defender of baby queerios, Begins. Buckle up if you want some fun, the defense of the unserious search of identity, life, and maybe some funny stock images.

The replies are So funny bc yall are claiming this definition is trying to fix something or talk over you when it isn't. Like wtf bro. It's a free website with no press and free stock images.

"If you don't like alterhuman then don't use it "

Anon to the resource blog: OK I made another term for anyone to use. submitted it to resource page. Here's a free website or whatever this is for anyone that resonates. ANYONE THAT RESONATES.

Comments: "stop trying to fix what isn't broken and pressing things on ppl, stop excluding ppl for ur comfort dont remake it."

Well, stop telling ppl that theyre doing actual nefarious things like actively excluding people based on a niche blog ? Remaking it? Why yall like a similar term erases another? Yeah, It just sounds like yall think every general umbrella term made is an attack on yours. I assure you it's not. It's not just yall though. It's an alternate flag, sign ect. Gets this treatment. It's literally just a post on how someone defines alter being. Sometimes we post a flag or two.... To me alter being is the a different way of being in the world than normally accepted. It includes all that alterhuman does. Simple as that for me. FOR ME. every reply here is stating their view of this website as "yes i know this is what exactly they meant" but I've seen it defined differently the same way I've seen so many renditions of EVERY other term.

I could go off and say theria- from theirans means theria as in placental mammals and therefore exclusive to reptile therians. Theyre making an exclusive term against reptiles. Thats how y'all be sounding.

And on the other side of that..you know what if a reptile feels that way about it they have all the rights to say they aren't a therian if it bothers them so much.

They'll use something else (whatever they want) and won't bother you. It's not that serious. But what is serious is accusing ppl making new terms as an exclusive agenda against one you think is better. Because it makes ppl afraid to speak their mind about things that ppl might make fun of as being "too much" and thats the part we don't like.

Literally chillax in the replies yall.

Yall saying it's already used in research sounds like ur telling ppl "stfu our word is official (tm) so its more important (tm) so stop making things up and pressing ur comfort on others " it sounds like yall are more pressed about it (and pressing your thoughts, or at least defending them for no reason) more than this random free made website thats literally anon so no clout there.

this is why I used to shut up about being queer and meaning I'm nonhuman within queerness bc yall are just gonna dog pile anyone that says that. I define nonhumanity under queerness. Am I suddenly pushing ppl to call everyone queer? To be honest a few of us don't like some terms bc there's just too much drama associated with it, feel talked over in experiences." I don't feel it fits me. There fore it doesn't." Simple right? So really no general term is sacred. I don't think the maker of the site should care where it's been cited especially over someone exploring identity. And save ur time quoting this innocent website bc as long as i dont see "alt H is shitty for everyone!" Which i dont. Anything you think is alluding to an anti alterhuman agenda is an assumption. But I see that about being anti alt b in the comments. "It doesn't make sense" " its creating an exclusive club" followed by yall mentioning a research paper to make your point "official"? wtf? Who's the club here?

I assure you that no one cares this much. Out in grass world, I call myself nonhuman and the normies call me lgbtq. And to be honest nonhumanity is like queerness for most people. The idea of queerness is already so familiar with society at large, the the jumping off point is my offline people calling it an extension of queerness. It is already happening offline where i live and yall are honeslty the same as furries to most people. Theres no controlling the mainstream which will always be much bigger. And sure to me, im unbothered. But am i gunna tell yall to stop making words up? No. So I shrug, and move on instead of writing think pieces on why other people I will never see again dont like doodlebob calling themselves queer and have an agenda. im neutral on ppl using whatever. Who cares. But what i dont like and why I'm writing this, is for folks who resonate with this resource and feel bad bc ppl in these comments turn around and tell someone else that their way is stepping over theirs bc they made a random free website that just exists with no press….like lmao. then saying their term is some kind of official bc its used in research and its lowkey saying to use the other official terms you use and urs doesn't Need to be fixed (implying you think they're trying to fix yours?) or pick something YOU think is better. if youre telling them that maybe alth is not for them then dont use it? Thats what theyre doing. They need something different than anything out there apparantly and If you don't like the path they made for themselves, it then it's not for you keep scrolling.

Anyways homies if you wanna make a term called blah that describes ur general feelings on ur identity and it an umbrella term for whoever feels what you describe as it make a resource page made of stock images with no press or paying for ads do it because it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to press anything on something as personal as identity because we have the capacity to make choices which cant possibly be brainwashed by a FREE STOCK IMAGE WEBSITE. For satire istg I'm making a blah post. yes with the shitty watermark stock photos. Not to make fun of op. No offense to who made the website. ur definition of alterbeing is interesteing and even if i dont use it im ok with you making a website (free websites slay btw) to share ur insights. I just want To make a point about how ridiculous the comment section is making the point that a free stock image website is pushing an agenda on anyone.

just be nice ppl. No one is attacking you. They're just trying to find themselves. And we're here to share niche shit. You need to calm down. Also we know we aren't calm, bc what we passionately defend here is expression without being accused of an agenda. Be nice yall. It's just all hugs and lots of stock images here. Lots. Maybe those silly pixelated ones from the last search page of google.

Shout out to one of our anon mods who co wrote this to add the funny stock image reference lmao

ALTERBEING RESOURCE of the day:

[evilyisme]

any1 else sometimes feel like an expendable play thing to the ppl around u? it’s not gr8, not good. luckily i have time for a nap b4 my next class, so i can sleep it off for the time being. highly recommend naps. getting some stuff done in the morning & then getting back into bed for a short nap is a good time

[butch-bakugo]

I mean... This whole "issue" of people using names of cultures they dont belong to dose have some merit. Like i get that you dont want someone appropriating cultures or fetishizing others or using things they dont understand and i fully agree

However!!

It comes from 4 weird places. First off, you cant just assume someone isnt a part of the culture their using the name from. Like people can look nothing like some of their races and you habe no idea what culture someone could of been adopted into and raised in. You have no right to tell someone who isnt ethnically/racially chinese who was raised in chinese culture after being adopted by chinese parents that they cant connect with the culture they were raised in. Ur a fucking idiot.

2nd off, dont just assume anyone who uses a name from a different culture is doing so unknowingly, fetishly, appropriatively or without full comprehension. Like idk man, some people are actually informed and know the origins of the name they want to go by. Some people can genuinely like a name and culture and it dosent make them a "fetishist" if they are respectful. Names are not an appropriative property. You cant pretend your something just by having a name outside of your culture/race. There are many bellas in the world and no one automatically assumes they're italian. There are many levis(oh look! The name most people know me as and is listed as my main name!) And no one assumes they're Hebrew/jewish. To automatically assume anyone who uses a name is an idiot and dosent know its origins or meaning is very pretentious. You dont know that person. You dont know their life or their amount of research, if done at all.

3rdly. This is the internet. Who gives an actual shit??? What fucking sociopath in 2022 gose by their actual irl name on the internet? Thats how you die. Thats how you get swatted and doxed. Its so dangerous to go by your legal name on the internet. Not to mention that names on the internet mean fuck-all. Anyone could be behind the screen of any gender, sex, ethnicity, culture, history, etc and you have no idea if they are what they say they are. An internet persona is a mirage and you have no proof or idea if any info ive said about myself is correct, hell, you have no clue if any info anyone on the internet said about themselves is correct.

Given, for clarities sake, I'm not lieing about the shit ive been through or what i am. Thats a pretty elaborate, complex and detailed lie to keep up and id perfer to not give myself the stress associated with that.\gen

But seriously. I could actually be asian. Or not. I could be an a.i for all you know. Cut the crap, you dont genuienly care who uses what name from what culture. The only people who care are American white liberals with brainrot.

4th and most importantly, and imma put on big text for this cause its real fuckin important

The idea that people can/should only use names from the cultures they originated from is based in ethnic cleansing and segregation.

It was made to make the "enemy"(see:poc) visable. To notice them on job applications or in doctors offices. The idea is if they feel they must name their child by their culture that they can be more easily spotted then oppressed. So many poc parents, especially those who are black or immegrants, admit to choosing to give their babies whiter names so they are less likely to be picked on and more easily blend into english and/or American society. By taking away the notion that "x culture sounding name means your automatically x", we take away the power of assocation that racists rely on. We remove the assumptions and force people to be more racially open and aware.

Im not saying names should be completely stripped of their culture significance,obvs but saying "black people can only have black names and white people can only have white names and asian people can only have asian names" sounds racist as fuck to me. Sounds segregative, isolating and like some half hearted attempt at "ethnic name-al purity" which is gross. Its like assigning genders to clothes or pronouns to objects, it makes no sense to force it to only be one thing when it is innate.

Thats my more in-depth take and i utterly refuse to acknowledge this stupid conversation again. Seriously. Saying "only x people can have x cultural names or else your a fetishizing appropriative racist" is fucking stupid and weird and have some racistly sterotypical undertones all delivered by a as usual, white knight, someone who has no say in the game.

Your free to disagree but i speak as a native american and inuit person that i Litterally dont give a shit if someone uses cherokee or inuk names as long as their informed and respectful to its origins. And neither should you for any race as names are no exception,

[bullagit]

my friend you are so refined. nice to see posts appreciating stede every once in awhile lol love to clown on the dude but i also feel like the fandom has pushed me into full apologist mode too. like yes he’s wack he has problems but i am also so bored of reading the same takes over and over about why he needs to castigate himself for absolution or be responsible for the actions of other adult human beings lol. ik this is kinda spicy lol but just wanted to let u know ur appreciated

its always rad to know you're not alone in these takes!! i dont consider it spicy at all i think it's completely valid tbh. this got way longer than i planned hold on if u want the tldr its that you are right

anyway at this point im gonna stop even doing the like, "i know stede [xyz about flaw or mistake he made]" preface when i type up meta, unless i'm posting specifically about his flaws or mistakes. 🤷

especially if what i'm writing is about ways stede has been legit wronged, or how parts of fandom only seem to invoke historical accuracy/paying attention to very specific minutiae when it's done in a way that makes stede come across as way more self-aware and self-important than he is in any canon capacity lol. i get tired of meta and interpretations where everything bad that happens in stede's relationships is solely on him, and reconciling is solely on him, and maintaining is solely on him!

these characters are all flawed human beings who bring their baggage to relationships. all of them. and those relationships are two-way streets, from the issues to the repairs. and it's unfair to see it whittled down to like... thoughtful fleshed-out considerations of ed and mary and their circumstances/points of view and how that contributes to their actions, occasionally to the point where even THEIR missteps are suddenly recontextualized to be technically stede's fault. while stede gets surface-level bad faith takes that ignore the context of his actions and the history he has that contributes to his issues. they've all done things that were hurtful, they've all done things they need to work through.

like. just because mary says stede left his family on a whim doesn't mean that's literally what he did! we know full well it wasn't some idle whim he had. the thing is, demonstrably, she and stede do not really know or understand each other. to HER understanding, it was a whim. to stede it was fumbling for hold of a lifeline after a lifetime of slowly drowning. and it doesn't make it less of a terrible thing that he left his family without a word in the night. and it doesn't make it less of a terrible thing that she literally tried to murder him without a word in the night. in the same way that just because they were able to come to an understanding at the very end of the season, it doesn't mean that they could have magically had a satisfying life together If Stede Had Only Been More Open Sooner.

and just because stede did something that broke ed's heart doesn't mean it's stede's fault that ed, a 40+ year old man, attempted the murder of people he knows stede cares about. in the same way that while izzy pushed ed’s buttons and was generally fucking awful to ed in the aftermath, it was ultimately still a choice that ed made to maroon the crew and literally throw lucius overboard!

(and like, i think there's a lot to be said about the fact that if stede had straight-up been intercepted more permanently in some way, if he'd not shown up bc he was hurt/killed/captured/etc, ed's assumptions-- the fact that he at no point seemed to consider that something could have gone wrong with their little plan-- and ultimate awful reactions would have played out the same way. i think there's a lot to be said about the fact that he historically seems to have trouble picking up on stede's issues; being so in love with the whole forest that he tends not to pick up on the state of the individual trees that form it, etc.

but god that's a whole thing i don't even have energy for that rn)

[wjsns]

Hope this won't be too weird of a question but i consider you a wjsn expert 😭 I am still learning members but which girls are closer to which? I can tell they all get along but i imagine bigger groups always have established duos/bestie lines? So who are the besties of wjsn? 💓 (Hope that ask made sense 😭😭😭)

hahah definitely makes sense!

first of all, before i get into anything seolbin (seola and soobin) is like the ultimate bestie duo of wjsn but we used to have eunxiao (eunseo and cheng xiao) which was supreme over all THE wjsn duo THE wjsn ship i cannot stress it enough

imo generally; exy, eunseo, and all of 99z (maknae line which is yeoreum, dayoung and yeonjung) are the individual girls who have a close personal relationship with each member. explainations: exy is the glue of wjsn as the leader and everyone is super comfortable with her and can come to her about anything she is a servant-leader type, eunseo and dayo being close w everyone is self explanatory even if ur a baby ujung, yeoreum takes care of the members when they’re sick and things like that shes very caring to all, and ive always admired yeonjung’s ability to really joke with and bring out the silly in everyone as the true “maknae” of the group

for girls who arent as close, ujung always joke that seola x dawon dont know each other, and it might be surprising to you but seolbo, the most popular ship in wjsn, is actually really awk with each other (i think thats kind of the appeal for seolbo shippers tho? lol). other than that i cant think of another pair that ive ever noticed were less close to each other! dawon is definitely the “quietest” member who doesnt have obvious relationships w everyone but she keeps a little “convenience store” in her room at the dorm with snacks for the members in order to be able to see them more often when their schedules are crazy :) seola is the most shy member but with wjsn shes never shy so even her awkwardness with bona and dawon is more fans poking fun and having a laugh then actual awkwardness lol! but obviously they are idols and real people and we only see what they choose to show us so these are the assumptions i’ve come to after following them all these years :)

BESTIE line is seola exy eunseo soobin plus sometimes luda sometimes yeoreum. these are the girls who either as a group or in pairs are frequently hanging out with each other outside of schedules, they take weekend trips together (like to soobin’s parents mansion), etc. 99z are also close as a group :) dayoung and bona have a fun friendship i think, ludawon is another big pairing they are 97 line and play videogames together on vlive :) eunseo and exy have a vlive series too i love their friendship! my personal favorite friends in wjsn are dayoung and yeonjung to me its a lot like sisters haha! hopefully this was coherent i just rambled for several paragraphs and dont feel like rereading to edit this to make sense but i obvi love to talk about it so if u have any other questions while ur getting into wjsn you’ve definitely found the right place hehe wjsn encyclopedia at ur service