#just like eek

[inkyquince]

inky inky inky im begging for sum tiny bitty crumbs of your texan slasher oc. ive been too long far away from any country boys and i feel its affecting me mentally and physically. lots of love from someone trapped in a big city 🫶🏼

So I'm stuck between Matteo (Matty) or Elijah (Eli) cuz I like both names a lot. Anyway, his last name is Heron!

First time you meet him, you fully just believe he's a gentle himbo. Silly little guy, harmless, kinda dumb, worked his entire life on the family ranch. You KNOW things about him, like yeah, he's a part time butcher, helping his uncle bleed out animals to be cut up and sold for their meat, but it could never seem ominous to you for any reason. His smile is so sweet and you gently explained things like how you it's not advised to fill every socket on the extension chord since it could blow a fuse. Or that no... Pro Bono doesn't... Mean.... That. Dirty boy. Or that twenty first century doesn't mean 2100,

But actually, that's all a facade. Finds it so cute the way you talk to him when explaining things, and day dreams about the day he gets to grip your face and make you bite down on his knife as he finally gets to talk down to you.

When summer comes to his town, there is usually people coming to enjoy the summer, for people who enjoy camping and small town vibes. Heron picks out someone to start a "summer romance" with, play their doe eyed, dumb boyfriend whose great for a fuck, and to be dumped at the end of the season, maybe with the promise to keep in touch or something.

He gets to play mind games, either getting to play "stalker" or "hunter" depending if they came here alone. The local law enforcement really doesn't care about tourists, so he gets to have his fun. Either stalks his "summer love" or slowly pick off their friends and family. Its his true hobby, and its why summer is his favorite season ever.

Usually takes the victims back to the slaughterhouse, slice their throats, let them bleed out, then cut up and put the meat in the packages to be shipped out. Everything else goes to the pigs.

[tenojan-in-tevinter]

Honestly there's no one I'd rather be on a forced saving-the-world road trip with than the origins gang. Sorry kotor companions sorry bg3 companions but no one does it like the origins gang. They are a family they are insane they are not to be fucked with they never would have been friends if they were given a choice in the matter. The perfect road trip squad.

They consist of the best dog in thedas, the worlds most royal himbo, a demi-god shapeshifting witch, a bisexual assassin nun, a bisexual assassin orphan, a powerful spell-slinging grandma living on borrowed time (who is bffs with a spirit), a giant spy man who doesn't know how to function by himself, the worlds grossest dwarf, and a giant statue that has a life goal to kill all birds.

[menelaus-blue]

thinking about this scene from the adventurer's bible from kabru's perspective...

[t4tieflings]

Had a conversation with a friend about the levels of Co-dependency of each Yu-Gi-Oh Partner Duos and these are the rankings we landed on. 

[flowerprintundies]

Re-Animator sketchesssssss

[palskippah]

Hi!

Based over the fact that my lil bro when like he just turned five cut a bunch of his hair off and my mom and I were like :000

Also, Mario connected the dots very quickly bc just that morning he told Nettarina they looked alike and then by afternoon she had many inches less of hair🧍but he didn't say anything.

BUT! Of course Nettarina did, and when Peach said "why,,?" like not really expecting an answer, she said "because mamma said I look just like him, but I didn't bc he doesn't have long hair so I cut mine!"

And Peach sent an unfairly killing stare to Mario who was like hehe sori :D

Then Mariella saw her sister and wanted to be just like her, so then they took both girls to a stylist to cut their hair properly and later after that they get ice-cream and go to a park and is very nice but Peach laments that they don't have their pretty long hair anymore, the whole afternoon alskdadf too big of a change maybe bc she wouldn't be able to braid their hair or do nice hairstyles anymore waa (she now can do the little palm tree pigtails tho and she's like aww like when they were babies! :'D)

(When Nettarina's older, she starts liking longer hair again so she returns to how she had it before the cutting from when she was five ajsdka)

BTW Mario and Peach have two more babies and they're both girls and one's called Carolina and the youngest is Giovanna and WA Carolina's design looks too much like Mario therefore too much like the twins aksjdajd but she got Peach's nose and also her big ol' eyes from the moment she was born (in Mario's eye color tho).

And Giovanna got Mario and Luigi's dad's hair (aka also Luigi's hair) so it's dark and more like Peach's rather than Mario's. She also got his nose and his eyes and his eyebrows and basically everything sjdsh

Anyways what I'm trying to get at, is that none of their four daughters look that much like Peach at simple view, but if you look closely, you notice that they got her eyebrows, or her smile or her eye color mixed in with Mario's or her eyelashes or the shape of her face whwhw

ALSO, Peach's height yippie!! They're all taller than Mario🧍and he's like psh the disrespect >:c because he gotta look up to any of their daughters, even Carolina, who is the shortest of them (by nature's laws Giovanna, being the youngest, is the tallest).

Sorry I love when children look much more like a parent than the other, especially if it's the parent that gave birth to them SJDK (it's only fair, since they carried the babies >:v)

[imobsessed123]

Woah Keefe is so emotionally manipulative. Not like he got raised in a horrible household where being emotionally abused was the norm. Not like half of his ‘insulting’ things were just bad attempts to make people laugh because in his mind that’s one of the only things he’s good at. Not like he probably cries thinking about all the times he hurt people without even meaning to. Not like he says things that come across as manipulative without him meaning it to because again, saying things like that are normal to him. Not like he would do anything for his friends. Not like most of his decisions, in his mind at least, were to benefit everyone else. Not like he would probably rather die than be like his father. Of course not, that’s ridiculous!

[kabutoden]

i love it when people introduce their coolass adult trolls like yes. this is slayer martin the cruel. five sweeps ago he killed his way through his enemies and earned the title of worlds best assassin. hes the most competent warrior with swordkind in all of alternia and he had to duel his matesprite to the death when he was 7 sweeps old so hes rejected love and compassion from his dictionary literally and its like so cool bc it’s like. wow. i love slayer martin hes just like a real cool adult troll he’s so badass and epic and his themes and story is so complex i love it!!! but when i make homestuck ocs its like:

this is my babydoll cringe mcpeeper she’s 6 sweeps and her talent is screaming. really into defying the system these days. yes thats an ankle monitor. she shaved half her head a sweep ago. her mommy does not love her

[cent-scratchnsniff]

it was just going to be a few warmup doodles but then she infected the rest of the page like the ever eternal and spreading spores. hod!!! hod. hod :)

[peculiarbeauty]

real talk. how do u guys feel abt the sequels to d.isney movies bc most the time i do not vibe with them but there are a select few that are my guilty pleasures 😭😭 like the c.inderella movie sequels are good in comparison to some ….

[frankenbridez]

where are your horns and fuzz !! ft. my @marzipanny ☆ ⋆.˚જ⁀➴

[proselles]

a white haired guy is childhood friends with a dark haired guy who is more righteous and kind than him and the dark-haired guy teaches the white haired guy the meaning of doing the right thing and being nice to others (not killing them) before he goes off somewhere the white-haired guy can’t protect him and subsequently becomes a murderous villain with the goal of creating a perfect world (in part for the white-haired guy), rejecting the very morals that he taught the white-haired guy to embrace.

they reconcile right when the dark haired guy is about to die (the white haired guy is told to do it and has a large part in it). there’s also magical eye fuckery and a very big and significant identity reveal about the living status of the black haired guy that devastates the white-haired guy. they are also forced to kill each other. there is also struggle with identity and loyalty and following rules you dont agree with for the sake of the greater good.

now: kakaobi or satosugu???

[nonbinaryaubrey]

anyways i recommend you support Melonkids kofi if you can ! games as well.

[cryptidram]

did this a while ago, but decided to post it here!! this is just a VERY short, simple animatic for one of my personal favorite greater gatsby lines that i chose to make something for, purely because ive never animated before! it was super fun to make :3 i animated it in the most conveluted way, buttttt whatever its still fun and silly even if ill probably hate it by next year

[petruchio]

my life is so beautiful lately idek what to do like i am truly living my every single dream come true. like tonight my friend and i went to the ballet and before the show we went to this little wine bar and got buzzed off wine and we got an extra free glass of wine at the end just before we went over to the theater and then we watched the ballet and then we all hurried home with the crowd under umbrellas in the drizzle and still tipsy from the wine at intermission and it felt so cinematic. and earlier today all i did was a workout class in the morning and then went grocery shopping and then when i got home my roommate and i spent all afternoon just lying in my bed gossiping and laughing while it was gloomy and raining outside. and next week i start my brand new big corporate girlboss job and im actually excited bc i feel so ready to be a new version of myself at work and to have my Second Job and not be known as the #freshgrad anymore but to get to be the real adult who knows things and is cool and young and hip but still smart and competent and im just !!!! ah. im twenty five and i love my life and i love my friends and things just feel. GOOD!

[a-alienn]

do you guys see my vision?