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Jeannie May Crawford watching the Courier equip Boone’s beret after being asked to stand out by Dinky the T-Rex at 3am
#fallout new vegas#courier six#Craig Boone#has this been done? probably#fallout#fallout memes#one for my baby#the fact that anyone you ask agrees is still so funny to my#oh? you woke me up to go ask me to stand outside? sure let’s go#bonus points if it’s right after Jeannie saw you crouch down to peek in her safe#don’t mind me#let me just wear this beret real quick#fallout new vegas: true ending. you take boon’s beret then forget to complete his quest#just leave him bald#👨🏻🦲#Jeannie may Crawford#knew she was suspicious when she had three names#fallout nv#fallout shitpost
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you guys like this right
#cherry.png#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#mouthwashing#i wanted to take another crack at a rehabilitation design for him#i wanna think that the only reason his left eye survived is that he might have instinctively blocked his face with his arms upon impact#so his left is a tiny bit less cooked to perfection than his right#well done vs medium#his lips are reconstructed from whatever skin they could salvage from his back#eyelid doesn't close all the way for the same reason#bro is a frequent user of eyedrops#think whatever you want abt his hair i couldnt just leave my man bald
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get normaled, idiot
#pizza tower#peppino#arts#mine#anyway....#i cannot for the life of me get it right#i need a ref or something#i have like SUCH a clear image of what i want him to look like and trying to imitate it just makes him look uncanny#like he needs droopier eyes and bigger eyes#and ive seen people who look EXACTLY like the ref i would love to have#ah well#i did get his mouth pretty close to what i wanted :)#other things; he has like a SMALL amount of accessories like necklaces n stuff. i think he is very Particular about his appearance#the balding doesnt bother him AT ALL so its not messed w in anyway#the most hell do is brush it down so its not in the way#and hes got hats for if he simply does not want it to get unruly in the wind#i was stuck deciding between a Normal earring and a stud but i think stud looks a bit better heehee hes got quite a bit of piercings#but hes stopped using them YEARS ago. they havent closed up so like. theoretically he Could use them again. but hes fine w leaving them be#also he is like obv a mess when hes in the back working the oven n stoves so hes sweaty and kinda gross if hes been in there TOO LONG#(and he is SO conscious about this; he gets a better ac unit postgame when he gets more funds)#but otherwise if hes going out somewhere he has like spicy smellin colognes. like the shit that makes ur head hurt when u smell it sdfkjdfj#meanwhile gus does not give a flying fuck#hes got 14-in-1 body wash and a prayer#you get what u get#which is admirable tbh#i just think it is funny for him to be particular about this. gus we are best buds but you are not coming out w me looking like this.#or the noise smells AWFUL bc he is covered in grease and sweat from tinkerin in his room all day#and peppino looks SO upset hes like get AWAY from me u smell like ACTUAL garbage !!!!!!!!!!!!! go get CLEAN you fucking BEAST
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This is a hymn to me. I wish I could kiss you on the lips L Black. I'm sending you my warmest regards across the aether.
#i love it when people rightly point out how utterly dogshit these people's takes on fiona are#like you can tell this man has not read a book written by woman ever#even when he's praising female artists it is so underhanded and weird#i just hate this bald misogynist so much#like stick to 4chan and leave the rest of us alone#I'm tagging him because i know this man and his idiot fans check socials#anthony fantano#i hate you and i hope you never speak again#fiona apple
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Gavi went to the sports city today driven by his friends ❤️🩹❤️🩹
#as y'all can see he's not in Sevilla and he still can't bend his knee sadly 💔#can y'all stop making shit up about him#leave him alone#this is the first time I see him with the brace#I feel like i just got slapped to the face#this shit fucking hurts#pablo gavi#baby waby#I hope the bald bitch never experiences happiness
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i was thinking on two more fursona designs, and i had this neat little idea of giving each of them an uncharacteristic set of horns/antlers, but a problem has arisen
*cat with deer antlers *racoon with ram horns *deer with ??????
#qrevo.txt#what the hell am i putting in that deer's head#i'm thinking of antelope.... or a gazelle..... but the horns aren't that different from a deer....#should i. leave him bald. that would be funny right#what if i gave him like. those dragon spikes on his head. that would be cool and uncharacteristic#maybe i leave the deer with deer antlers and give the cat another set of horns... but that wouldn't be an uncharacteristic set of horns...#or maybe i have to follow plan B and make cat/racoon/possum; all of them with matching deer antlers#or i should just scrap the third one since he's way less developed than the others. just straight up shoot him and bury his body#i think this is the dilemma of the century tbh
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Beat Baldur’s Gate! It’s amazing how appreciated it makes you feel- catching up with your companions, the letters about side quests, the news articles, having your allies come to support you before the final battle. It’s awesome. Also beat the final boss first try!
#in case you’re wondering about which endings:#shadowheart lives with her parents in a cabin#i left the crown in the river and Gale is now a professor#(I told him I’d move to Waterdeep to teach too I’m just assuming karlach is okay with this plan lol)#speaking of my babe karlach she is now the prettiest mind flayer in all of faerun#Lae’zel is off trying to get a treaty with the githzerai and has a son omg#astarion is a spawn but has been being a good guy hero :)#wyll is doing blade of Avernus things but promised to leave mizora alone#Minsc is being as chaotic as usual in zhentarim captivity#Halsin and Jaheira are doing what they do best- being parents :D#baldurs gate#baldurs gate spoilers#bald guys gay ayeayeaye#<- time to retire this tag for now :( wow#not tes
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I just found him walking around unsupervised???? Is this normal??
#i told him to leave when we were at railroad hq so uh#does he just do that???#does he just wander around the wasteland and i didnt realize until now???#i know strong does sometimes but not deacon#vinny rambles#fallout 4#deacon#deacon fo4#screenshot#like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head
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#papa louie#the airplane will be leaving for Bali any minute now so this post is a little rushed#boigashipping#artofdalune#flipline fanart#i was experimenting with coloring with my highlighters in the first art… did not go very well sadly!#wish i took a pic of it before i colored it in… oh well!!#flipline chase#flipline cj friskins#cj friskins is bald to me sorry i just don’t see hair on him#chase x cj friskins
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chelsea fans moving like true coolers during the burofax drama icl
#good lord mount joined your club at SIX years of age and is leaving after dedicating EIGHTEEN years of his life to you#and THIS is how he gets treated upon announcing his leave?#having witnessed the way barça held messi prisoner for so many years against his will and washed 6 years of his club career down the drain#i will never ever fault a player if they choose to leave a sinking ship to salvage their career lol#fucking drogba is shading the club for fumbling mount and fans in the replies and qrts are calling him a snake i????#when did football fans become such sheeple are players no longer allowed to voice concerns over the state of the club they love?????#worshipping boehly and not even taking a second to consider his part in chelsea's absolute dumpster fire of a season that#made a player who's been at the club since SIX years of age leave ffs this is just like cholesterolaporta and his dickriders#really makes you wonder what coolers would've done had messi not been a wimp and forced a move in 2020 like he'd initially wanted to lmao#would've burned down his house in sunny catalunya probably the pig's head incident with figo would've looked tame in comparison dfkm#and pep.. good lord they'd have put his bald head on a pike
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most breakable plant on earth omfg. all i did was brush it with my hand on accident 😐😐😐😐
#the leaves fall off if you so much look at it i have a bunch of them propagating rn because i hate throwing them away but it happens often#fortunately these things propagate really easily so i'm hoping i can basically just stick this back in the dirt and have it grow#i'm so scared to repot this idk how to do it without scalping him bald. as you can see hes still in the store pot#also it says burros tail but this is actually a baby burros tail. a burrito if you will#i got this plant at a low point intending to have a nice easy succulent friend to attach my will to live to#but unfortunately it has mainly just caused me stress. some kind of metaphor fr#me#plant diaries
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rafa is bald as fuck for someone who is only 37
#i always consider him an old man due to the nature of tennis athletes#but 37 is not even old. he got hit with the get more bald beam#leaving daniil out of this hes not even that bald he just has thin hair#tennis
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the more i learn about the american revolution the more hamilton: the musical infuriates me
(read tags for context pls i go off on a mega tangent)
#no offense to lmm at ALL i know that he had to keep the musical entertaining and that it wasnt meant to be a complete biography but GOOD GOD#wh-why is stay alive (set the winter of valley forge to a bit after the battle of monmouth) like 6 SONGS AFTER “a winter's ball” LIKE-#THAT SONG TAKES PLACE IN 1980 WHILE THE EVENTS IN “stay alive” TAKE PLACE IN 17781?1??11??!?2?+?1#ALEX AND ELIZA HAD ONLY LIKE VERY BRIEFLY MET LIKE ONCE BEFORE IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY#AND AND AND#THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH TAKING PLACE RIGHT AFTER THE LAURENS LEE DUEL AND MEET HIM INSIDE?? WHAT????#DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PLACEMENT OF MEET ME INSIDE#HAMILTON DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE HIS POST AS AIDE-DE-CAMP TIL LIKE EARLY 1781???? YEARS AFTER THE DUEL???? WHILE HE WAS ALREADY WED TO ELIZA????#AND WASHINGTON DIDNT EVEN KICK HIM OUT BC OF THE DUEL LIKE???#ALSO THIS IS KIND OF MINOR BUT#SAYING THAT LAURENS WAS IN SC DURING THE BATTLE OF YORKTOWN WHEN IN REALITY HE WAS IN THE BATTLE LITERALLY *WITH* ALEXANDER JUST FISKDNQMDNA#also i stand by the fact that “satisfied” should've 100% been sung by laurens instead of angelica#as far as i'm aware there is a lot more evidence to suggest laurens and hamilton being a thing than angelica and alex being a thing lmao#ALSO#wher the fuck were meade tilghman harrison reed mchenry and fitzgerald???? (idk if there were more aides i forget lmao)#and why include hercules mulligan in the main war group when LAFAYETTE AND LAURENS LITERALLY NEVER MET HIM???#WHY NOT REPLACE HIM WITH ONE OF THE OTHER AIDE-DE-CAMPS I PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED????#I AM AT A LOSS FOR WORDS LIN WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME#lin buddy i love you and the musical *LITERALLY* saved my life but#good god man the inaccuracies in the 1st act give me fucking heart burn....got me prematurely balding over here jfc#amrev#amrev fandom#i guess?#alexander hamilton#hamilton the musical#john laurens#lams#these tags are an entire seperate post jfc#lin manuel miranda#shit i accidentally said 1980 instead of 1780 pls ignore i typed fast and angrily
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don’t mind me, it’s just another eric garcia
#too bad he's probably leaving my fav team#i was abt to say he's underrated but then changed my mind#bc he's actually not rlly the best example of a astonishingly good defender#but regardless#he's still cool#just bc#oh well#if i were to get a jersey of a defender it'd be either him or balde#balde is better so that'd make more sense#but i just love eric garcia that much#my blog should be entitled 'eric garcia etc.'#that'd be more accurate#eric garcia
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#just saw bald kai#never thought i’d see the day that i’d miss him omshdhd#god gives (lucas leaving nct) and god takes (kai e*) 😢
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growing up in a small town is like. i want to get as far away from here as humanly possible and never look back. i've been sorted into homeroom classes with at least seven of the same kids from kindergarten through graduation and i don't know that we've ever talked longer than five minutes but i'd probably die for them. this would be a nice place to live for the rest of my life, i think. you know everyone in town by their family name even if you don't actually know any of them personally. i'm tired. everyone i know is tired. i hate it here. i never want to leave. we have nothing to do here and the boredom gouges tracks in my brain. i am personally offended by anyone not from here who says there's nothing to do here. everyone here knows too much about me. i know too much about everyone here. how does it feel to start from a blank slate? i would never know. there is a quiet, hidden sort of rage that everyone plants in their gardens. the lemonade at the market tastes like five-year-old laughter, the library smells like paper and the hot chocolate they used to make for events in the basement. the local history room hadn't changed since they installed it because there's nothing else to add, nothing else to know. i am tired. they're developing things and too much is changing too quickly and this has been the same unchanging neighborhood for fifty fucking years and now it's utterly unrecognizable from the place i knew barely a decade ago. i am never sure how much this change is a good thing, how much is too much. it feels like someone is peeling back my wallpaper skin when i'm not looking, painting different shades over what i thought should be there. i'm not the only person in this place but it feels strangely like they should have asked for my permission first, like i am part of its foundation, or maybe it's part of mine. (do we ask the bricks what they want the wall to look like, too?) we all share layers of the same memories that are slowly shifting and eroding, and you can see it everywhere you look, viscerally, physically. i think it is impossible to escape this place unless you are willing to bleed, and make bleed. it would be so, so easy to just disappear. the air feels fresher here than anywhere else, simply because it is the baseline my body has learned and my lungs have loved. i am so very, very tired. i think it's this place. i think i like it. i don't know. i don't know how to be anything else. i learned from brick and mortar, from pavement, from parks; buildings that served my mother as a child, graves no one visits anymore, trees older than my family line; everything sags, the colors washed out. they are tired, too.
#idk man. just. i was talking with a coworker today—an old classmate's mom—and she asked if i knew chris smith#and i said which chris smith there's two and she said the bald one and i said well yeah and she said his wife just died#and his wife was a twin who went to school with my mom. and of course my mom knew her because twins were kind of A Thing#in their grade. and i didn't realize this co-worker even knew who my mom was. and her husband is a teacher and three other kids#in our grade had fathers who taught the same subject as him also working at our school and i think about that a lot actually#half my friends chose their colleges based solely on how far away from home they are. and they were not aiming for proximity.#every day i drive along the same roads my schoolbus took and everyday the view looks a little less like it should#i alternate between never wanting to leave this place and wishing i never knew it existed in the first place#and i was thinking back on a lot of old conversations about this and. i'm just really in my feels about small towns rn man#and the incredibly complicated relationships both with it and with everyone and everything in it that are inherent to them#ramble#dead letter office got it i think#small towns#growing up
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