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this Fucking grid has been the bane of my existence for the past month or so (i hate coloring) theres one more coming up that looks positively awful to work on and one more i straight up havent sketched yet (which is very strange because theres like at least 10 grids after it that i've fully lined and some are even colored)
#wip art#wip#eyestrain#body horror#unsanitary#bright colors#horror#ask to tag#i want to share what happening but also i at least kind of value my privacy. somewhat. ish.#just know that if i dont say shit it aint ur business#scaledantennae#due to update post
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Caked up Male!Reader getting hit on and felt up by his classmates at Jujutsu High.
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 : 2nd yrs and 1st yrs x m!reader (w a FATTIE)
꒰ঌ ໒꒱ : zhellas bby.. ur reqs have my SOUL on a leash 😭
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ : m! reader w a big ol booty , (kindve??) oblivious reader , free-use reader , these students got NOO SHAME 🙏🏽‼️ , booty grabbing , booty slapping , groping (basically) , nsfw jokes abt the reader, i HATE panda so dont expect him to be here
YUUJI - ✦
y'all know yuuji aint the type of guy to let a perfectly good ass untouched, hes a literal FIEN for ts. so it wasnt a total surprise whenever yuuji was around his hand would sometimes (if not always) near y/n's voluptuous ass. his hand on one cheek gripping the ever living shit out of it. he just couldnt get enough of how circular it was and how it jiggled every time y/n walked.
before training, itadori would slap y/n's ass as a "good luck charm", as if the boner in his pants would help him in combat..
MEGUMI - ✦
fushiguro is the FARTHEST thing of a pervert, but when it comes to y/n.. god he just cant handle himself
hes very shy with his actions, mostly due to the fact that if he let himself get handsy with you, he'd go absolutely FERAL.
just the slight wobble of y/n's ass is enough to boggle megumi's mind and keep him busy for the next 2 hours.
but nevertheless, megumi is still a sane and sensible person around y/n, although he can be seen stumbling over his words whenever he does get the chance to talk to him.
NOBARA - ✦
goodness me.. nobara doesnt know how to keep her hands off y/n's fat ol booty..
she thinks she can excuse herself because shes "just a girl and girls can always feel up their friends butt whenever they want to" (her exact words) of course, because of her totally convincing tone, y/n doesnt think anything of the close and personal touching nobara does.
nobara LOVES grabbing handfuls of y/n's ass and wobbling it in her hands. making sure to take in every jiggle it produced.
INUMAKI - ᰔ
y/n is EXTREMELY lucky inumaki isnt such a freak, cs if he was, he would be commanding him to make it clap every second of the day.
inumaki isnt as handy as the others are, in fact, hes the most calmest of the bunch. but he does have his moments where he just cant help himself and starts to mess around with y/n. such as commanding him to grab something off the floor even if he was the one to drop it in the first place.
seeing y/n's arched back and his ass swaying back and forth just makes inumaki go into a frenzy. wishing he could act out everything hes ever thought of doing to you.
MAKI - ᰔ
LORD.. maki has absolutely ZERO shame in her body when it comes to y/n's fat ass. shes constantly hitting on him and fitting both of her hands around y/n's juicy and perky booty.
shes constantly making sex jokes between her and y/n and even goes behind to give him some "practice backshots".
maki makes absolute SURE that y/n's ass is constantly in perfect condition, even going as far as to carry a measuring tape to keep data on y/n's ass to see if it has grown or not.
definitely safe to say that she is very.. VERY... dedicated to the research of y/n's voluptuous booty..
YUUTA - ᰔ
im tired of ppl trying to play yuuta as a "sweet summer child", this man is DOWN for a BIG, JUICY FAT ASS like y/n's.
although he does get a bit nervous when hes around y/n due to his ass being so big it can make him hard just by one small movement.
yuuta is always taking the chances to feel up on y/n's bottom. if hes lucky enough, y/n will give yuuta special permission to lay his head of his butt.
which, safe to say, has made itself a special memory inside yuuta's brain.
#𝐌𝐄𝐆𝐔𝐌𝐈 𝐅𝐔𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐎 — +*:ꔫ:*#𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐉𝐈 𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈 — ♡.・✩°。⋆#𝐍𝐎𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐀 𝐊𝐔𝐆𝐈𝐒𝐀𝐊𝐈 — *:・゚✧*:・゚#𝐘𝐔𝐔𝐓𝐀 𝐎𝐊𝐊𝐎𝐓𝐒𝐔 — ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹♡#𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐙𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍 — ₊˚⊹ᰔ#𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐈 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄 — ๋ ࣭ ⭑#male reader#jjk x male reader#yuji x male reader#megumi x male reader#nobara x male reader#yuuta x male reader#maki x male reader#inumaki x male reader
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I judt found this draft/idea thing in my drafts from over two years ago (written before Little Sister Hugs) and i genuinely cracked up so much rereading it bc it would be really funny.
would anyone be interested in this?
Jay and hailey are busy with a case involving drug trafficking with military dudes or smth
you and will go out for dinner bc you get like n A+ in science or some shit and Will is all proud older brother
you get a call from Jay that the case is ramping up so he wont be home tonight and then ur like lit ill stay at wills i just gotta grab some stuff
you and will walk in and the house is like a mess and your like uh wtf
and will is like ok let me call jay or the cops or whatever
before he can he gets like smacked from behind like all those stupid movies
ur like o shit what the actual fuck
these big old dudes are in all black and holding like riffles bc intimidating and ur like :o
and ur standing in the kitchen so you do that really funny grab for the closest weapon and its like a pan that was waiting to dry or something entirely useless
theyre like yeah ok sure put it down u dimwit
u like stand over will being like feck off my brothers a cop
theyre like ha lol yeah we know we tryna find him where he at
ur like ha what i dont know? wouldn't have a clue
and theyre like ok then u come with us and ur like uh no sir
omg what if they chloroformed them that would be the funniest trope ever
jay is like workin the case being all undercover n shit and then he gets a call and its wills phone and hes like oh what did y/n do
will is like silent
jay is like yo whats up u alg
OR WHAT IF ITS LIKE WHAT THEY DID TO SAY WHERE THEY JUST SEND LIKE A SUPER FUCKING ANGSTY SHIT QUALITY VIDEO OF THEM LIKE BEATING WILL WHICH IS SUPER FUCKING NOT FUNNY BUT IS FUNNY TO IMAGINE THE UNO REVERSE FOR JAY
Jay immediately looses his mind and tries calling u like wheres will tf
obvi u dont answer and hes like this aint right
the team go to jays house and its all like torn apart but nothign like bad?
they call in the lab and the labs were like oh hey there's blood but they cleaned it? or smth
jay is spiralling and then they get anoter video of u? idk something else angsty
theyre like release our dude and give us back all the idk like guns and shit and voight is like ok well no way they let us do that
jay almost going cowboy cop
everyones like well this is great
you are like locked up by zipties bc criminals are stupid and you manage to like breakfree like a real mvp
u like find a gun or smth bc thats fun and free will
your all like well theres enough warehouses n creepy buildings in chicago for u to be anywhere so tf where we at
wills all leave me bc thats a funny trope and ur like shut the fuck up u dumbass
some military dude comes round the corner with his gun and sees u tryna walk with dead weight will and hes like? what are-
you shoot him bc badass bitch
he like fall down is all bloody and ur like o shit i just killed a man
will is like ya we gotta go ok like this shit serious fam
you walk around a corner and they all be sitting around in the big room and u and will are like oh hi guys
they all like point guns and ur like ah man we dead
but then!! intellegence is all out ur guns on the ground now! police things!
one of them like aims his gun but someone shoots his gUN bc i think thats the badassest thing ever and then he like has a bleeding hand and grabs u and knife to the throat thing bc trope central over here
no one has a clean shot so they all like omg dude let her go
do u get like seriously hurt? lowkey imagine like them dying and jay and will being like a mess ok thats way too dark but i like?
you either
die
get seriously maimed like idk loose a limb or smth idk
or ur unharmed and are like omg how am i not even bruised tf is this
depends on the level of angst idk
if anyone wants to ready this lmk i might actually write it
#jay halstead x reader#jay halstead#will halstead#chicago pd x reader#chicago med#one chicago imagine
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JOEY JORDISON
drum lessons, gn reader (🍒)
☆ 𝐀/𝐍; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @50-shades-of-looser, if this didnt go how you wanted it to, dm me again and i’ll fix it! just for a sidenote…i dont play drums so sorry if you do and its a little confusing! this is lowkey shit im sorry :P.
☆ ��𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬; none.
ミ★ 𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭; For the request can it be like I come home from college half day or from whatever I was doing in the day and I get a message from Joey saying Litrally anything and if you want you can take it from there? Idm
i finished up all of my work for today, earning a college half day. i was ready to call it a day, going back to my dorm and relaxing for the rest of the day. i get changed and climb into my bed, before hearing my phone ding from across the room. i let out an annoyed groan, going back towards my desk to grab my phone, but i smile when i see it’s from joey.
are u busy?
he didn’t ask yet, but i knew what it would revolve around.
you; kinda
j; doin what?
you; laying down
j; get ur lazy ass over here to the studio, layin down aint doin nothing
i laugh at his message, before changing. it was starting to get chillier as it transitioned to fall, so jeans and a sweater were good. after getting ready, i messaged back.
you: alright, alright, ill be there soon
i get there soon enough, squeezing past sid and corey, who were arguing about something. mick and clown were doing their own stuff. i pull a chair out, sitting next to joeys drum set. he gave me a small smile, "hey, babe."
"hey, what did you need?"
"these stupid fucks have been fighting all day. clowns annoyed by them, mick is...i don't know, but i need someone to listen to this." he explained, pushing the paper of notes into my hands before picking his drumsticks up. "yeah...yeah, i can do that."
i didn't really like giving my opinions to him. one, i wasn't a drummer. two, i dont want a song to sound poorly because of my advice...but i did it, even if i didn't know what i was talking about. joey didn't take 'i don't know' for an answer.
joey played the part he wanted me to listen to. it honestly didn't sound horrible...but there's things that could be changed. "..so, how was it?" he asked, brushing a strand of his hair back behind his ear. "it's good, i like it."
i don't know what gave it away, but his eyes narrowed, "you're lying."
"just tell joey, it's ass and he needs to fix it." sid said from his seat. i guess his and corey's argument finally died down. "hey, i wasn't asking you." joey muttered, “go back to doing your dumb shit.”
“so…be real, what can i do to fix it?” joey asked.
i looked over the note page, before turning the page to him and showing him a section, “can you play that part for me again?” so, he played the part again.
“try changing these notes…to maybe something faster, y’know?” i explained and his eyes trailed over the page before taking the paper and changing them. “alright, listen to this one…” he played the changed notes and i listened.
“yeah, that sounds much much better.” he nods, reading the notes over again, probably trying to memorize it, “my savior.” he says humorously.
“i know, what would you do without me?”
he laughs, “oh, really?”
“mhm.” i nod, smiling. “well, get over here, then. show me how its done.” he says smugly, getting up and gesturing towards his drum set. “oh..i can’t..” i say before he cuts me off. “come on, you can at least try.” he grabs me by the shoulders and makes me sit down, handing me his drum sticks.
“this is stupid…” i mumble as i take the sticks. “stupid? you were the one boasting, so lets see it, drummer.” joey raises his hands, putting air quotations on the last word. i sigh, looking at the paper. god, i didn’t even know where to start. joey laughs, “come on, darling, you’ve gotta try.”
“i’m trying.” i roll my eyes. i wasn’t. i didn’t even know how to try the notes. “okay…here, like this.” he scoots his chair closer to mine, leaning over so his hands grab my wrist.
“start off on this side.” he murmurs, showing me a drum thats more on my left side. i follow along with him.
“alright…then you fade more onto this side..” he says, motioning his head to the right a bit. “and then you just go all out…but on the right terms, you know?”
“i know what you mean..but i can’t play that fast.”
he shrugs, “yeah, so? we all start somewhere. just play slow.” i play slow…very slow. each time i move my hand, joey has to show me which drum or symbol to play. by the end of the song, i still hadn’t really learned anything.
joey looked over at the clock, patting my thigh. “alright, drummer, you’ve had a pretty hard set,” he teases, “you’re gonna need your rest.”
“hey, i tried.” i say, getting up with him. “yeah, yeah…wanna stay at mine?” he asks. i glance at corey and sid, who weren’t arguing as much anymore…but still the occasinal insult. “not really…wanna stay at mine tonight?”
“yeah…yours sounds better.” he chuckles as he also looks in the two’s direction.
꧁ written by bl00dycraniumm ꧂
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Mona Lisa.
" your wish is my command,"
A/N: my first writing hopefully a Story maybe, leave a like while u at it :3 (modern au, t'challa, shuri, and Erik have no familial relations, minor characters are mentioned but no sexual events with them.)
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warnings: peer pressure, manipulation, violence, drug use, smut, 18+ please, swearing, oral, alcohol use. And
word count: 3,203 words 17,166 characters
Pairings | gang member ! Shuri x Black! reader, the reader having a crush since childhood.
ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+!
Part two. Part three.
Y/n L/n a girl with her family finally moved back to her hometown, she sure missed her old friend Shuri. Her sneaky ass was happy since she knew her friend still lived in ATL, specifically the neighborhood her family stays in.
Shit, for sure she was tired of her brother Erik's loud ass snoring, "mom can you wake him up? He's so loud!" She said, annoyed at his obnoxious snoring. He sounded like he was having the dream of his life, shit maybe you would sound like that too if your bitchass would sleep when told to😒.
"He gets that from your father, querido. Wake him up gently, i dont wanna hear his whining." (darling). your father had taken offense to the smart remark, giving your mother the side eye and a stank face. " Well, they both got your sass, and be quiet cuz ik damn well you didn't forget who was driving," he said, playing with her. Your mother put her hands
up as a fake surrender. You wanted love like your parents, but yk nobody in ATL gonna give you that.
You shook your brother, not as gently as your mother wished, but he'll be alright. After enough shaking he woke up stretching, then of course staring you down. "can't have shit with you around Y/n always gotta be the #1 hater for what.." he said, looking at you like you had lost your damn mind. You rolled your eyes, scrolling on Instagram.
Then you came across your childhood best friend's Instagram page. It was her. Shuri, your cheeks went a little red, and your heart beat so loud you could hear it in your ears.
You Followed her, wanting to dm her but hesitated to, but you proceed to stalk her account, like some photos, and watch her story, something in you was proud. She had a big platform and was making a lil' money off of it. Good for her. You wanted to dm her and yet you hesitated, After all, she might not know who the hell you are, knowing you'd look crazy as hell dming her, even more, crazy saying stuff she probably won't remember.
Erik glanced over shaking his head " Aint that the one girl you like" he cocked an eyebrow staring you down, he already knew the answer but wanted you to say it "She’s no- you tried to speak and yet got interrupted by your brother. "yeah right, ever since we was 5 all you did was play with her, and only look at her. Shit, I remember you throwing a ball at her brother's head for being mean to her" he said, shaking his head " you do like her but you're 1.) in denial 2.) oblivious" he finished.
Damn, he ate that, he even left you speechless, you stared off trying to think of a comeback knowing damn well you don't got one, your grip of steel loosened on your phone and he took it dming shuri for you.
Suddenly you snapped out of it trying to get your precious baby back, but of course, your brother is stronger and "better". he kept one hand on ur face keeping you away from the phone, as he texted shuri for you.
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Erik pov
"Damn," I said biting my lip, "Told you so," My younger sister Y/n said, "Mann you ain't tell me shit, at least she remembers your shy ass." I said kissing my teeth and making a sound with it, throwing the phone back to Y/n.
I gladly will support my Lil sis thru this, I just don't fw her brother, and T'challa doesn't fuck with me.
We keep it lowkey and don't fight in front of them, it ain't their business anyway.
She should date Shuri anyway, T'challa 's hoe ass doesn't deserve my sister anyway.
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Y/n pov
I smiled at the message, my eyes lighting up with joy, I can tell Erik is happy that I'm smiling at least, my dad parked in front of our house, damn it's big, telling us to gtfo the car.
I quickly texted shuri something hoping id get a good answer.
(darling)
Then you heard running in the house and a woman came out, your eyes went up and down her body scanning her to see if it was shuri. your shuri.
you looked at her fit and slim body, her wearing a sports bra and jogging pants so low that you could see her v line, you moved your eyes to her upper body, her unmarked pretty chest, her untouched neck and collarbone, and last but not least her face looking as if it were sculpted by the gods, my god her jawline.
Her jawline was something you could mark up for the world to see, and her pretty plump lips were kissable, soft, and plush. her pretty button nose. You enjoyed it dearly and it complimented those beautiful eyes.
I shook my head that you don't like her. At least you thought that, you didn't even know why your mind was thinking like this.
You ran up to her and hugged her tightly " SHURIII I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!", you hid your face in the crook of her neck and then gave her a friendly kiss, she lifted you, your legs automatically wrapping around her built waist. "y/n! Sithandwa! " Shuri wrapped one hand around my ass to cover it since my skirt was rising and the other around my waist
"Y/n! the movers are finished, you and Erik enjoy being outside me and your pa are gonna set stuff up" my mom yelled as she and dad went inside slamming the door.
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SHURI POV
she smirked at the messages shaking her head, shuri got up from her bed and quickly got dressed.
Of course, she remembered her childhood best friend, she thought about her and wrote about her, for 13 years straight in 35 hub notebooks.
But of course, Shuri wouldn't let her know allat, she wanted to have some fun with the girl, so she checked y/ns pages looking at posts, highlights, and everything.
Damn, she grew up.. She looks different now, especially her body... haven't seen her in a bit. damn, that ass. she liked a video of her working out at the gym, Shuri's eyes went to her chest as she bit her lips. exiting off her page. I'm not gonna do anything dumb, take it slow, it's your bestfriend shuri you can't fuck around with her like them flings at school. she smacked her head, before she turned around opening the blinds of a window close by her bed, she saw a car hoping its y/n, and her heart raced as she squinted seeing Erik in the car.
She knew it. y/n was there, and she got a notification from Instagram, from "Y/n 🫶🏽" she confirmed that it was indeed her in that honda civic.
Shuri texted back w speed, running out of her room and almost falling down the stairs, her speed startled her older brother T'challa " Girl what the fuck are you doing running around like a damn cheetah???" said T'challa giving his sister a look like she lost her damn mind.
"what's got you in a rush 'anyway?" T'challa said standing up, towering above the 5"8 female slightly.
Shuri looked him up and down, returning his curious look with a stank face " if you don't back your black ass the fuck up.." she rolled her eyes stepping back "Y/n's back and I miss her so I'm gonna go see her outside. come out or not grouchy ass " shuri walked outside, her brother following behind watching from the door Frame.
" damn.." me and T'challa both said under our breathes looking at y/n, "you can tell she's checking you out, her gayass can't even hide it" T'challa laughed quietly staring at Y/n then his mood changed seeing erik lean against the car, and watching him
Shuri knew damn well they didn't fuck w each other, hes not as dumb as Y/n with social cues. It was shuri’s turn to study y/n, shuri slowly traced her eyes up the curvy woman's body, stopping at her pretty breasts, she bit her lip snapping out of it when y/n jumped on her. "ingaba le ntombazana isisidenge itsibela umntu inxibe isiketi esifutshane..." (is this stupid girl jumping on someone in a short skirt...) said T'challa, his voice raspy when speaking his native tongue.
"Watch your mouth," Shuri said in a threatening tone, understanding Xhosa while the Beautiful girl in her arms didnt. Her doe eyes looked at shuri then T'challa.
Erik got closer sitting on the step.
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Y/n's pov
When she looked at T'challa he stared back, her innocent eyes lost in his eyes full of things she wasn't ready for, he smiled innocently while his eyes meant something else, it felt like a cat hunting a mouse.
She looked away eventually letting T'challa win the stare-off turning her head to Erik as she yawned
"Erik can you believe it! they still remember us!" she giggled with a smile, Erik nodded staring at the sky as it began to rain down hard "mmh it's raining.. I don wanna ruin my hair..." she sighed. Erik motioned to grab her from shuri and she repositioned her to be at her side
"Easy big and strong, you guys can stay with us till the rain stops" said shuri looking at T'challa with pleading eyes hoping he'd say yes.
T'challa looked at Erik, his eyes saying "fuck no" only because it's T'challa. "mmh.." he thought abt it yes come in" he nodded moving from the door.
They came in one by one, shuri sitting by Y/n, Erik on the steps, and t'challa sitting at the door.
Eventually, the tension eased, and they'd all be heard laughing and talking about stuff they missed in their childhood, that or reminiscing.
Shuri would notice y/n is fast asleep, her head on her lap.
"so.. does she still like me?" shuri eyes Erik " she was blushing when she found your page and was acting like a middle schooler too shy to text you yada yada," said Erik leaned against the wall with his eyes closed.
Shuri smiled "I just wish she would say it" she shook her head gently, stroking her head, running her hand thru y/ns braids.
"I'm gonna bounce, I rather sleep at my house, and have her home when
she wakes up" Erik left and T'challa had gone to his room.
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SHURI
"let's get you somewhere nice to sleep."
she gently would pick up y/n bridal style,not trying to wake her, she locked the doors before moving upstairs to her room.
Shuri would take her shoes off and put her in some old pjs she had. tucking her in and getting with her.
shuri closed the blinds and the curtains, dimming the lights and getting ready for a rest.
hours later
Shuri woke up to y/n watching tv, she shook her head and went under the covers and appearing between y/ns legs laying her head on y/ns lap.
"Hey ma. Shouldn't you be leaving?" shuri said in a raspy morning voice. this got Y/n soaked to her core, she noticed the sudden heat but was too tired to embarrass her about it.
"Ma? that's a new nickname." y/n looked down at her stroking her head, shuri hummed while Y/n watched tv. " you know I'm so glad that you remember me, shit, 'd cry if you didn't" said y/n
shuri smiled chuckling" let's get some drinks yeah? im thirsty" she gave a tap to her butt causing y/n to jump. Shuri left
first to the kitchen leaving y/n upstairs.
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Y/n
Y/n blushed, thinking that it was weird for friends to do this. but it was shuri, and she didnt mind at all, when she got off the bed, she went to the bathroom to find herself in a shirt, Shuri's shirt and pretty panties she had on.
did she... Y/n thought to herself, blushing. they were both girls and friends, she shook her head, overthinking it, skipping on down the kitchen and there she was, drinking from the bottle, Hennessy. she had a cup for y/n ready to join her . "to my friend coming back!" she smiled, clinking her bottle yo y/n's cup.
"I um, never had any before shuri. I dont know" y/n said kind of worried, looking at Shuri with her pretty doe eyes " dont be a pussy n drink up." her voice sounded commanding, not the usual soft tone she had with y/n. but either way, something in y/n liked it, she got more aroused and obeyed shuri's orders automatically, she didn't know why but she just wanted to please her.
She gagged at the taste sticking her tongue out in disgust but drank every cup poured for her till she was giggling on the table.
"man i should get home shuri" y/n would hiccup looking at her. but got no reply, shuri was texting sb. Her body wasn't too far from y/n, so she pulled her closer with her legs putting the phone aside.
"Put the phone down. I want attention * hiccup * " y/n said tracing a finger down her body, "damn shuri you look so goooood..." she tightly closed her legs while staring, shuri looked at y/n then her phone, deciding to play the intoxicates ones game.
"Don't need T' stare y/n.. tell me what you like," shuri said. y/n had the drunk confidence, she didn't feel shame temporarily "i like everything I see..." your hands went up and down her body as you bit your lips. "but these clothes gettin' in the way.." you slowly would look down her body, your pussy turning into Niagara falls.
Shuri gave a light tap on your ass before feeling you in all the right places, but she wouldn't go further without your consent. "can i- "just fucking touch me shuri" you hissed out, obviously wanting shuri so bad " say it then princess" shuri said looking into y/n's eyes, but it wasn't her soft look anymore, she was hungry, hungry for you.
" Please shuri, I need you so bad, everything you do just fucks with my mind, please just fuck me already " you whined out, sounded like a melody to her ears, she'd move stuff off the counter putting the alcohol back in the fridge. then went back to y/n moving her waist more towards her, Y/n would support her body with her arms as shuri took y/n’s panties off spreading your legs.
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You gasped at her strength, how quickly she grabbed your legs and spread them, you were shocked you were doing this with your best friend, damn, didn't know Hennessy made bitches gay.
She moaned at the sight of your pretty pussy being so soaked just for her, "all this just f'me Y/n? " she chuckled " y- before you could even get a word in her mouth attacked your pussy, her tongue causing you so much pleasure, your body grinded and rocked against her tongue, your pretty moans filled the room.
Shuri gripped your thighs glaring up at you, damn she was sexy from this angle"Sthandwa, let me take care of you" (my love). You nodded your pretty doe eyes rolling back at her tasting you and abusing your clit "fuck shuri I feel something in my tummy" You said feeling the knot form in your stomach "that's good, js means you’re gonna cum soon my Inbazana " said shuri taking a break from attacking your pretty pussy.(my girl)
"mmh why did you stop shuri" you whined as she'd chuckle " hold it f'me yeah?" she said as she went back to tasting you, her tongue doing tricks against your clit. "i-ill try," you said stuttering from all the pleasure you were getting, grinding against her tongue again since her hands moved, your head tilted back as your eyes rolled back, you moaned softly not wanting to wake T'challa up.
then you felt her long fingers enter you, you arched your back moaning loudly, a soft tear falling from your eyes "Ah? do you like it sthandawa? like feeling my fingers" she slowly thrust them in your pussy as her tongue will still attack your clit, nice and slow this time.
She began to gently suck her lips against your clit at the same pace, your hand moving to her hair automatically, you couldn't even control your body right now, all you were doing was speaking and acting on impulse.
She kept going swapping with sucking and licking your clit, you whined wanting to cum so badly " please shuri please can I? I wanna cum so bad please" you whined, looking at her with your pleading doe eyes, this whole time her eyes remained on you, every reaction of yours turned her on to the max. You began grinding against her faster, you needed her so damn bad.
"Hmm..." she thought about it going faster with her licks and sucking, her fingers finding your g-spot and abusing it, you threw your head back moaning, not caring how loud you were, suddenly you heard that T'challa was up and moving "please let me cum shuri please. ill let you do what you want to me for a week." she smiled at that deal nodding, making it final
The girl attacked Y/ns pussy her fingers brushing up against the g-spot nice and good, her licking and sucking causing y/n pure ecstasy as she squirted in shuris mouth, T'challa was almost near the kitchen before she licked her clean before moving her from off the counter, keeping her panties.
"What the hell is going on with all this damn noise Ri?" said T'challa dressed in only sweatpants and damn was he built
"ah.. yeah we were talking, now we're gonna go back to sleep bye!" shuri ran with y/n back to her room locking the door behind her.
T'challa sighed turning on the kitchen light and seeing the mess that happened " did these niggas... fuck on my counter... and not clean it up" he looked repulsed cleaning up after them
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The two girls cuddled each other, Shuri's leg resting between y/ns thighs, they looked at each other and smiled, shuri closed her eyes beginning to drift off to sleep
"Are we still friends...?" Y/n said, looking up at her hoping she'd say yes, Shuri opened her eyes and smiled " of course" she kissed Y/n's head before closing her eyes and her own
As they slowly drifted off to sleep.
#shuri#shuri x y/n#shuri smut#erik killmonger#t'challa#black reader#shuri fic#shawtytharula#Spotify#shuri x black!reader#wlw smut#princess shuri#shuri black panther#mcu smut#black panther smut#shuri udaku#lesbian#letita wright#monalisaseries
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I LOVE HELSKNIGHT RAAAAAAGHHH I NEED TO RIP AND TEAR
hes so. theres like 10 different helsknights running around in my brain. its like one kf those videos that are like 'top 10 cats: numero uno: gatito de leche' .
yeah helsknight numero dias. is redstone and skulk helsknight. he is having a MIDLIFE CRISIS. (more like. ambigous amiunt of time left life crisis) hdhsh. hes a angry guy pretending he doesnt do feelings (hes emo tbh) and he will KILL to protect his friends. hes a theatre kid. also bro got some religious stuff going on (erm. relatable!!!) . um i forgor what i was gonna say.
helsknight numero nueve!!!! like a hiuse on fire helsknight!!! 🔥 . bro got ripped from his life in hels hes stuck in hermitcraft (womp womp.) hes commiting to the bit (VILLAINRY AND ARSON) . hes a sad ouppy he wants to go home!!!! his ass may seem malicous but hes just winging it bro is LOST. desperate man driven to extreme actions. <333
helsknight numero ocho!!! my oomf helsex's helsknight. bro is HAIRY . she is SERVING 24/7. serving what you may ask. um. messy relationships!! and swords! . also. boob window armor. YEAHHHHH. a true icon.
helsknight numero siete: atp i dont got names or specific sources just vibes. this helsknight is CONCERNED about welsknigjt. he is like 'get ur shit together or ill fight you (with swords cuz HES A KNIGHT). of course hed never admit it. 'no i hate wels.' yeahhh right. then why would you do a rap battle with him huh. huh
helsknight numero seis: call this guy serious sam (hels. not a sam but ALLITERQTION )bro hunts wels for sport. he is EVIL (yay) . and mysterous. type of guy to show up and battle you in your dreams(nightmares cuz hes gonna win). unapologetically bad guy. [but is it morally bad if its like. judt what you are. his entire existsnce is born from wels self hatred. idk man.] . this guy is cool and will shove welsknight down the stairs (clankclankclankclankCLUNK.)
helsknight numero cinco: this one. hes just a guy who chills in hels. yeah he'll do anrap battle why not. hes a little prideful but hes just vibing. dgaf vibes. too busy being cool and scheming with his fellow alter egos.
helsknight numero quatro : ok. this one im only remembering now because bro is too tragic. fella from summers glooming by silverskye. imagine the fanfic ur from having glooming in the title you are a GONER. hes. he did what he could but theres only so much control over ur life when you live in the shadow of someone else. get him out of there!!!!
helsknight numero tres: idk what kinda ordering this is tbh. i know theres mkre versions of helsknight but gonna be real i might be out of distinct enough versions. maybe im a fake fan. no... it cant be. NEVER GIVE UP!!!! helsknight has awesome vibes. the dark armor, give him a flaming plume and fire powers... yeahhh thats awesome. omg ok yeah that brings up
helsknifht numero dos: DEMON helsknight. horns. fire. swag. and a tail that is so fun to draw. and evil lizard eyes!!!!. love this helsknifht. im gonna be real its 1am and i started writing this post at like midnight? because i had to express how much inlove helsknight bit i got carried away tbh. like the paint on my helsknight drawing is dry i can keep working on jt. i gotta be done writing this soon.
that brings us to... helsknight numero uno!!!!
this helsknight... is the helsknight INSIDE OF YOU. go get a stixk and pretwnd to be a knight and have an epic rap battle and channel ur evil swag. everyone can be helsknight......
ok the end. this post really got away from me. i aint readding allat etc so im posting as is. for the helsknight fans 🔥 🔥 🔥 . beautiful quick keyboard smash turned bit turned poorly written character analysis turned run on sentence. ok bye.
#what is this beast...#helsknight#rambling#says things#long post#1am posting#top ten helsknights#uhh idk how to tsg this#bad post#ramblings#ok sure good enough
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SUMMIT PT 2 LIVE REACTION
wdym u can explain eventually
TELL HIM VINCE- i-
WILLIAM ORDERED U but like why tho
ok porter i love u MWAH
SOLAIRES STAND AS ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE whatever whatever
ALEXIS GET UR SHIT TOGETHER
period alexis
i would love a game of clue rn
shes not wrong abt the wrinkles
LEX??? WTF AYE Lex VINCENT WTF DO U MEAN LEX
sweethearts safe and sound BLESS 😭
GIRL ATP I NEED U TO SPEAK IM TO ANXIOUS FOR SILENCE
milo bby its ok OUR POOKIE IS OK
asher smooch MWAH ily be safe
yea davey king dead happened while u were in negotiations
PUSH THEM AWAY???
DAYYYUMM ofc they didnt get to see who did the murder DAAAMMNIT
idky but evacuate the dance floor is playing in my head
(EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR DOO DOO DOO DOO IM ADDICTED TO THE SOUND) ((i forgot the lyrics))
aww another trusting moment between the men
PORTER CMERE BABES
yeah tell him asher
GET HIS ASS
PORTERR ill-
GET HIM ASHEERRRR
im crying i have tears in me eyeballs yall i cant
SPEAK SIR
ok thats true but like why did u send SH in there right before u knew he was gonna die????
DID I HEAR HEARSAY
true i cant handle a war rn and lovely shouldnt be spending their first year fighting on behalf of a clan they just became a part of
porter if ur not spinning then why do u look like a ballerina rn?? hmm?? EXPLAIN
YEA BUT THE NUDGE WAS DONE KNOWING SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULDVE BEEN FUCKING NICE
lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun
the department is right there.. in sweetheart form
BLOOD FIRST??? oh yeah vampire clan rules blah blah i remember this being mentioned during quinns little moment
WHO TF IS SPEAKING?? alexis? GIRL THATS NOT U SPEAK LIKE NORMAL
OH THE MONARCH IS SPEAKING i was lost
baas? bahs? someone spell this for me i wanna kiss her SORRY yall
BOYS JUST KEEP UR WOLFY HANDS DOWN
. . . yeah shes not wrong solaire and friends should probably sit out
MILO ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS
as if you care princely pop..
OH- TELL HIM ALEXIS clock him
oooooh???
alexa play ash by seventeen
well william aint here rn hes got other rich people duties
i hope SH is like stupidly staring at alexis the way i would be
so ur saying u left him alone before he died
HE DIDNT SAY? mf u were pestering abt funding just say he was annoyed w u
LEAVE WILLIAM ALONE HES BUSY (this is my sticking up for my 500 something yr old bby daddy)
well thats just hearsay princely poo
oh- AYE ADAM DESERVED IT CUNT!! (no he didnt i love him but yes he did)
YEAAAA TELL HIM
thank u porter poo
yea … christopher
they were fighting vincent for the most part so alibi CHECK
sorry monarch we didnt mean to kil- i mean let the king die without notice.. ill let u know next time
THEY FOUND SOMETHING YAALL
MORE TO THE STORY??? omg OH SHIT demon blood on a letter opener is crazy
so someone stabbed my other future husband with a letter opener
SHE CALLED ASHER PUP i love the monarch
OK MONARCH I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING U GOD DAMN IT BE NICE
ok maybe david was a little silly asking that question but u cant expect him to know everything
so basically what im hearing is a demon was involved only ppl who closely align with empowered and demons would the house of bennett and their relationship with closeknit
CHRISTOPHER U LYING SACK OF SHIT WE CAUGHT U
ONE OF U OLD BAGS CALL ANOTHER SHAW PACK BOYS A DOG AND YOULL BE ON THE NEXT BEHEADING LIST
exactly someone got caught lacking after killing the king and didnt think to fuckin check themselves before letting the king be found
period porter.
i would retype all of this but shes just speaking fact so i dont need to take note of any of it
YOU GAVE HER THE POWER TO DO SO DUMBASS
ANOTHER DEATH??? damn both kings dead during the summit is wild
yeah milo my mind is kinda blown
NO MORE MONEY FOR CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT NO MORE MONEY CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT
vincent im too mentally unstable for an “are you alright lovely”
I REMEMBER IT BEING SPELLED BAAS so monarch baas is very right
NO HES JUST A BBYGIRL HE DONT KNOW NOTHIN
help “with any luck it wont be the last” shes so real for that
YES MAAM THIS WILL BE REPEATED TO KNOW ONE LOVE U HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR SUMMIT *bow bow*
vincent listen i love u but like shes right we just have to keep it pushing
PORTER VINCENT TALK TIME lets gooo
IM EXCITED FOR PT 3
#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions#i cant wrap my tiny little brain around all the information i just processed#redacted alexis#redacted lovely#redacted audio#redacted summit#redacted sweetheart#redacted vincent#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted porter#redacted angel#redacted asher#redacted darlin
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Meenah Peixes, Meulin Leijon
Act 6, page 5308
MEENAH: so tell me
MEENAH: what exactlys the bullshit reason you cant join me to go fight lord bad guy
MEULIN: (^._.^) < YOU WANT ME TO GO FIGHT _THAT GUY_ WITH YOU???
MEULIN: (^・o・^) < OH BUT I DO NOT THINK THAT WILL BE FLEASIBLE...
MEENAH: noooooo shit
MEULIN: (=^‥^=) < I DON'T WANT TO COMPLETELY WASH MY PAWS OF THE IDEA, BUT I JUST HAVE SO MANY BALLS OF YARN IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW.
MEULIN: \(=^‥^)/ < SO MANY POTENTIAL SHIPS TO JUGGLE. A BUSY HYPOTHETICAL MATCHMAKER'S JOB IS NEVER DONE!
MEENAH: that isnt anything even close to resemblin a real responsibility
MEULIN: (=^・ェ・^=) < I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I DON'T GIVE A LICK ABOUT JOINING YOUR FIGHT, BUT I JUST DON'T THINK I WILL BE VERY USEFUL!
MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < BY THE WAY, "LICK" WAS A SUBTLE CAT PUN.
MEENAH: dunno it doesnt sound like you give much a carp about anyfin that isnt shipping or sayin cat things
MEENAH: btw "sound" was a subtle pun pertainin to oceanic geography
#also #'carp' is a fish #and 'anyfin' is just a thing i say all the time duh
MEULIN: (^・ω・^ ) < COME OOOOOOOOON M33NAH, DON'T YOU WANT TO RELAX JUST A NIP BEFORE YOU GO RIGHT OFF TO ROUGHHIVE SOME MORE?
MEULIN: (^・o・^) < I HEARD YOU HAVE TAKEN A K33N INTEREST IN KANKRI'S ANCESTOR.
MEENAH: sunnuva fish
MEULIN: ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) < WELL, M33NAH? IS THAT TRUE?
#HMMM?????????
MEENAH: even if it was true
MEENAH: which it is the very definition of AINT
MEENAH: how the shit could you have even heard something like that already
#not literally heard #w ur ears #yaknowatimean
MEULIN: (=^ω^=) < H3333333! IT'S TRUE, I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!
MEULIN: (=xェx=) < _DIES_
#*IS DEAD*
MEENAH: yes please do that
MEULIN: ヾ(=゚・゚=)ノ < DO YOU WANT ME TO SET YOU UP WITH HIM? BEFORE YOU SAY NO, I URGE YOU NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MY ROMANTIC SORCERIES.
MEULIN: (^・o・^)ノ < YOU HAVE B33N OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A LONG TIME, SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF MIRACLES HAVE B33N WROUGHT BY THE MAGE OF HEART!
MEULIN: (=^-ω-^=) < NOW, BEFORE I WORK MY MAGIC, WE SHOULD GET ONE THING CLEAR. IS YOUR YEARNING RED OR BLACK?
MEULIN: (=TωT=) < I AM ONLY ASKING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN, BUT METHINKS THERE IS BARELY ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT. SOMMMEONE IS WAXING SCARLET FOR A LOUD, YOUNGER KANKRI, HMMMMMMMMM?
MEENAH: leijon
MEENAH: are you readin my lips
MEENAH: pretend you can hear me and that im saying this so loud your kittycat ears hurt
MEENAH: shhhut thhhe fuuuuck uuup
MEULIN: (^・ω・^)
MEENAH: dont set me up with anemonebouy kay
#anemonebouy #<<how fishpuns be DONE #bouyeah
MEENAH: just keep it in your friendfics
MEENAH: write about us doin it or whatever just S)(UT UP
MEULIN: (^・o・^) < OHHH. G333. EMMM.
MEULIN: (=^・^=) < I HAVE THE _BEST_ IDEA FOR A FIC LIKE THAT.
MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < BUT DON'T WORRY, MY POLICKSY WITH SUCH LICENTIOUS MATERIAL IS THE SAME AS IT'S ALWAYS B33N. I WILL NOT SHOW A SOUL UNTIL I HAVE SHOWN IT TO YOU AND THE YOUNGER VANTAS, AND YOU BOTH APPURRVE. I PROMISE!!!
MEENAH: yay another worthless conversation under ma belt!
#belt w a bedazzled fuchsia strap and a solid gold buckle
MEENAH: TIM-E TO BOUNC-E
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ninety days clean now.
havent been writing here cause i’ve been busy. nik and verity convinced me to try out college so now im taking night classes for social work. verity said its a good idea to stay busy and i think she’s right. i’ve stopped being so skeptical of her ideas.
think i always wanted to do something with my life that’d help people, and social work’s the best way forward.
apparently rhere’s a bunch of specialisations you can do. i wanna specialise in youth addiction so i can be the person i wish i had around me when i was 18 and getting introduced to drugs.
wont have much time to write here anyway cause when i aint studying, im working on music. the brain fog’s slowly going away and now i got the urge to write songs again.
verity’s been getting me into mindfulness and it’s really helping me get in touch with my inner soul and all that other hippy shit.
im feeling good.
one hundred days clean
can't fuckin believe it's been a hundred days. damn .never thought id get this far but here i am. nik threw me a little party with all my buds from meetings + college. really dont think i wouldve made it this far without him and verity.
guess i better tell you the other big thing.
i have bipolar disorder. verity says i probably inherited ot from you or dad, and considerin 90% of my symptoms line up with ur past behaviour, it dont take a genius to know who i got it from
first i was angry. but i gotta say, more than anger i've just felt relief. im not fuckin crazy after all. a lot of shit in my life started making sense whoich made me feel like i wasnt doomed 2 fail. that there was hope.
verity didn't give me any pills but mentioned there are mood stabilizers. i dont wanna go on em cause im scared i''ll get addicted and have 2 start the whole withdrawals thing again
but she said the option is there 4 me whenever i feel up 2 it. maybe in the future.
i thought about you the day i got my diagnosis. couldnt write here cause i was a goddamn wreck.
did u know you had bipolar disorder? did you have to deal with that shit alone? not knowing whats wrong with you and going your whole life thinkin youre a crazy delusional fuck up is a pretty shitty thing i aint gonna lie. made me wonder if you went through the same shit.
there's a lot i gotta unpack but at least now i know what box to look in.
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PLEASEEEEE THEYRE JUST IDIOTS IN LOVE!!!!! Both so stubborn but um... kuna is kinda a dick so, go reader go :3
I was so afraid she was actually gonna give in hsjjsjs but i like that she's standing her ground for what she finds important and what she needs in a relationship to have her needs met.
He was so sweet...until he got to the part abt "I would have saved myself the trouble of chasing after you if I had known that taking a business associate to dinner would cause you to cry for me, princess," Sukuna smirked as he squeezed your cheeks with one hand. "If you beg a little more, I'll gladly take you back." <<< an ASS!!! Like yeah u gotta expect it when getting involved but smh, we aint here to appease anyones ego!!!
Oh my god this >>>> Fuck the shame that you felt, your pride may have been wounded, but hell would freeze over before you begged for Sukuna back. You understood your feelings too well, but that doesn't mean you would just hand over your heart again. It was love, you loved Sukuna and you certainly didn't stop loving him. But you loved yourself too. <<< i LOVE that. Like yes reader loves him, but she needs to love herself too and know what she needs
At this point they're both incredibly stubborn and being silly but like.... reader isnt asking for much and sukuna is stupid if he's doing all these actions but not saying the L word when its showing for itself. Pride on both sides! And honestly i hated how he made it a game, like he's doing all these sweet things to see reader crawl back. When she threw back what she said abt clingy girls i was like YES GIRL YOU GOOOOO!!
Reader isnt asking for much just to make her happy and sukunas little quips are only gonna get him in further shit. At this point, if sukuna isn't budging and realizing that he needs to make sacrifices or change his perspective, reader needs to make moves bc she's doing herself no favors staying here. Like YES you love him, but how long can u play the waiting game? Sure nobody might love you like he did but its either u put ur pride aside, he puts his pride aside, or you find someone who u dont need to put ur pride aside with. (Just my logic brain, obviously for the sake of plot we draw this stuff out for entertainment lol)
id lowkey love to see reader move on like, finding herself and growing her self love, and shining so brightly that kuna falls to his knees because 'oh my god what have i done"
•.¸♡ 𝑶𝒉, '𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 ♡¸.•
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ᴇxʙғ! sᴜᴋᴜɴᴀ x sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
ᴄᴡ: sғᴡ, sʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪsᴍ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sǫᴜɪɴᴛ, ᴛᴏxɪᴄɪᴛʏ, ᴇxᴇs, slight ᴀɴɢsᴛ (ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ), ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴜsᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇs: ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss, sᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, ɪғ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪᴛ ʟᴏʟ,
ᴡᴄ: 𝟷.𝟸ᴋ (ᴘᴀʀᴛ 𝟸 ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇ)
ᴀ/ɴ: ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴏғʀᴇᴀᴅ!! ɪᴍᴀɢᴇs ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇғʟᴇᴄᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
The sun was too bright and your bed was too warm. You could feel your brain spin in your skull as you tried to rise from the sauna that is your bed. The memories of last night were unbearably hazy and you couldn't pinpoint this weird feeling that you had in your stomach. The tequila from last night was definitely not helping.
How did you get home last night?
The answer to that question was in your living room. You pulled on one of your fluffy robes over your shoulders and hastily tied it as you walked out of your suffocating bedroom.
He was already awake by the looks of it.
"Sukuna." You mumbled out. Your eyes tried to adjust to the brightness of the living room as you racked your brain for the missing memories.
"Princess." He purred. "Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"
"What-, why are you here?" You asked in a shaky voice as you eyed your ex-boyfriend, who seemed to have no trouble making himself at home. Despite his hair being a mess from sleep, Sukuna still looked as handsome with how it was tussled. It was absolutely sinful how he looked so good wearing a plain black t-shirt.
"Because a certain someone got absolutely plastered at a bar." Sukuna chuckled as he ran his hand through his hair, "I had to stop what I was doing and pick you up."
Sukuna. Bar. Tequila. Sukuna. Drive. Sukuna.
Fragmented memories started to slowly come by as you tried to piece it all together. You remember that you were at the bar, but what you couldn't remember was why. Sukuna stretched on your sofa as you continued to ponder.
"I shoulda put you to sleep on the couch. My fucking back is killing me from sleeping on it." Sukuna rubbed his neck as he got up from the sofa. "Now. Princess, can you explain to me why I had to drop what I was doing to pick you up?"
Embarrassment coated your cheeks as your face heated up. You had stood your ground to Sukuna for the last couple of months and threw it down the drain in one night. For what reason? You couldn't even remember last night fully. Sukuna had to pick you up because you were wasted on cheap tequila.
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother-"
"That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking why the fuck were you drinking to the point that someone had to call me to get you." Irritation coated Sukuna's words with what you think is sincerity. He stood toe to toe with you as he asked, "What the hell were you thinking?"
"I don't know!" You exclaimed in frustration as hot tears began to well up behind your eyes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. "I don't- I don't even remember what even happened last night for the most part. It's all a huge blur." This was unlike you completely. You enjoyed drinking, but very rarely had you ever drank to the point like last night. The last time you got that intoxicated was when you received your 8th rejection letter for a job that would have allowed you to leave the restaurant.
"Princess." Sukuna raised a hand to cup your face. "You asked about my 'date.'"
An important fragmented piece landed right back into place. Sukuna had a date. That's right. And you fucked it all up by getting wasted. You were walking with Nobara at one of the gallerias yesterday. She was helping you pick out a new outfit when you both saw Sukuna walking with a very pretty woman by his side. She was absolutely stunning with her stupid, pretty hair and curvy figure. The instant that you had caught yourself, you felt shame fill your stomach.
Nobara tried to avert your attention somewhere else, but it was too much! You ended your outing early as the ugly feelings were eating you up inside. It felt so pathetic because you shouldn't have felt jealous or angry at Sukuna. If anything you should have felt glad that he was moving on. Except you didn't and you hated yourself for it. That's how you ended up at that bar and approximately 6 double shots later Sukuna came to get you.
"I... I didn't mea- I wasn't trying-" You couldn't get the words to come out. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." The apologies slipped out, your shame overrode your pride this time.
"I wasn't on a date, princess."
Sukuna seemed so sincere that it took you a second to register his words. It was jarring considering that half of the time he was arrogant and the other half was condescending. You have seen glimpses of this side of Sukuna before, but this was the first time you had seen it stay for longer than a moment. And just as you were taking in the softness of his beautiful maroon eyes, it was gone.
"I would have saved myself the trouble of chasing after you if I had known that taking a business associate to dinner would cause you to cry for me, princess," Sukuna smirked as he squeezed your cheeks with one hand. "If you beg a little more, I'll gladly take you back."
This arrogant asshole.
Fuck the shame that you felt, your pride may have been wounded, but hell would freeze over before you begged for Sukuna back. You understood your feelings too well, but that doesn't mean you would just hand over your heart again. It was love, you loved Sukuna and you certainly didn't stop loving him. But you loved yourself too.
"What was that you said before?" You yanked your face out of Sukuna's grip, "Oh that's right. You hate clingy girls." You dramatically gasped. "As much as I would love to beg for a second chance, I think I'll pass." You responded sarcastically and ignored the shadow that passed Sukuna's face.
Sukuna was a man who held very few regrets. He doesn't believe in lingering in the past, so he doesn't understand why you were so hung up on that. His smirk was replaced with a scowl as you moved away from him. There was a nagging feeling in his stomach, one that he chose to ignore. He had already settled on having you crawl back to him. What Sukuna loved enjoyed about you was how fierce and independent you were.
Never did you expect sweet flowered words, you always found meaning in Sukuna's actions. He remembered how you were always insistent on attempting to pay for your dates, except Sukuna would never let you. You were never afraid to voice your opinions and you always acted in your best interest. He loved liked that about you. So why the fuck were you so insistent on saying it out loud.
Sukuna's eyes narrowed as he took a deep breath. "Fine. Be that way, sweetheart." He brushed past you as you avoided looking at him.
Part of you wanted to turn around and reach out to Sukuna, but you couldn't. You didn't want to spell it out loud for him. Instead, you decided to let him go through the door.
"...I didn't thank him." You whispered to no one in your silent apartment.
#Idk i love reader#If she was my bff id let her crash and recover and hype her up#Like baby u dont need NO mannnnn#And i can tell shes that type like#She just needs time <3
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Not-so-friendly Reminder/Advice (Frans related)
This aint directed to anyone specifically, but it does serve as a warning to yall who dont like Frans and still have the nerve to leave hurtful/passive aggressive comments. Not only on my art but anyone else's who likes this ship.
So lemme get this straight; you have 2 options here: you can either mute the hashtag OR unfollow/block me. I couldnt care less for whatever choice u pick, but don't you fucking dare to throw free hate at someone whos just trynna have fun with their own interpretations and headcanons.
Not only are u acting childish by throwing a tantrum cuz someone is doing smtng u dont like, but ure also hurting said artist's imagination and freedom inside a fandom they love. The same way you wouldnt like to hear someone shit talking about u, we dont like to hear u shit talking about us.
Idk about other shippers, but personally, I see Frisk as my own OC and somewhat of a self insert. Ever since I met Undertale I always saw them as a "white canvas" for us to fill in with our own ideas, which is smtng the game itself encourages u to do by giving the ability to choose their personality and gender. Whether theyre a child or not, that is also up to the artist and its none of ur business to decide this for them. In no moment we denied that the CANON Frisk is a child, but trying to "reassure it" towards artists who also see them as their own OC is not only ridiculous but disrespectful.
And this doesnt only go to Frisk, but also any other characters in the game. How do yall think the many Sans-OCs u know were made after all? How do ya think the many popular AUs that exist nowadays came to life? Because artists gave way to their own ideas into a piece of media they love. If we were to follow this logic of "bUT ThAts nOT WhAtS CAnoN in tHE GamE!!!!11124@#$%" then we would probably have to kiss goodbye to EVERY existent AU and OCs made for this fandom.
NOW, if u do see artists who draw Frisk as a CHILD and still ship them with Sans or any other canonically adult characters, thats also not ur problem to solve. Im not saying its smtng acceptable or right, but its still not ur opinion that will change what this person does. Besides, Im pretty sure whoever this artist is already has their own problems to deal with (mentally wise). So thats when u have 2 options again: mute or block; and please do keep in mind: this specific Frans artist does not represent EVERY OTHER Frans artists.
So yeah, I think thats all I wanted to say. TL;DR I will not stop drawing Frans art just cuz YOU dont like it. Deal with it or gtfo instead of throwing free hate over smtng u clearly dont care to know
As for my other followers who have been enjoying what I do, Frans art or not, tysm for sticking with me so far. I rlly appreciate yalls support and love 💜
#serious#long post#text#friendly reminder#frans#sans x frisk#frisk x sans#undertale frans#vent? Idk LMAO#was supposed to be a friendly reminder but the longer I typed the angrier I got so LMAO#I might either delete this later or overflod my blog with more posts to cover this one#I aint ashamed of what I said but I dont like to deal with topics on my blog when its supposed to be a fun space#sorry for that if yall werent expecting JKNaskdnj#anyways thats it#skyartworkzzz
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How to not be sad when your post doesn’t get notes
I know the eternal Mood of the Tumblr Creator is like goddamn, no one reblogs on tumblr dot com anymore, what is even the POINT of MAKING THINGS might as well throw my computer in the garbage!!
I get it! sweet sweet internet validation feels incredible and is SO addicting. It’s amazing and we love it!! But what about when you work on something for a long time, and it doesn’t get the response you hoped? No notes??? i know. it sucks! fuck!!!
BUT I’m here to tell you... it doesn’t have to ruin your day!
very easy to say, much harder to feel, esp when you’re an empty shell of a person waiting for reblogs to make you whole. Here’s what I do to take the no-notes edge off:
Step 1. Verbalise why making that thing was worthwhile. We’re talking journey here, not destination. Take a look at that thing you made. (Ignore the notes!!!) Now name WHY all that work you put in was worthwhile. I always do this after finishing something! I say ay, I made this thing and HERE is why I am glad I did. For me, the answer is usually because I learned something in the process, but maybe you already know everything (nice!), in which case maybe you found a bangin new colour combination?? maybe this thing is a lil better than the last thing you made? or maybe you just got to stare at that sexy celeb’s face for 4 hours?? in any case, name it aloud (in ur head) and remember it as you...
Step 2. Acknowledge that you completed something. Was that thing finished enough to post? fuck yeah it was!! Goddamn that is incredible. you know how easy it is to not finish something?? SO EASY. Finishing things is so fucking hard. and if this creation you’ve poured your heart and soul into doesn’t hit the specific sweet spot of posts that are popular on tumblr dot com, who cares??? not you!! cause you finished that thing!! You made something, yeah YOU!! fuck yeah. FUCK YEAH
Step 3. List what you hoped to achieve in making that thing. What was your goal in making that gifset? Was it a) to get better at a skill? b) to distract you from the world? c) to distill your love of a show/film/celeb? d) something else i cant think of? e) to get notes on tumblr dot com? I’m guessing your answer is not ONLY option e. Take another look at that gifset. Did it achieve one of those other goals? NICE.
Step 4. Look at the notes and tell them they aint shit. Now that you’ve put in the time to realise all the awesome shit gained from making that gifset/edit/watercolour portrait of david castañada’s hair, take another look at the notes. still none?? damn. but hey, it’s ok. Cause the best thing about notes? they don’t affect any of the above!! no matter how many notes you do or don’t get? all the other stuff remains TRUE. Turns out notes dont mean shit!!!! what means shit is what YOU gained from making that thing!!!
Bonus Step 5. Start working on the next thing. This might not be for everyone, cause as established, making shit is hard, but I find starting a new project is a great way to completely forget about any sticky feelings of rejection that come from a no-notes sadfest. what, that thing i posted an hour ago?? i dont even know her!! im too busy working on this watercolour portrait of robert sheehan’s eyebrows !!
Ultimately, this comes down to finding the value in the Making and not just the Response. You cant control the response, so why should it have any affect on how you feel about your creations?? grab a slice of that intrinsic self worth, you're gonna LOVE it!!
#this may seem random but#ive seen so many amazing creators being sad lately and im just like !!!#unaccaeptable#like i GET it i am a designer and i learned a while ago#that deriving my self worth as a designer from what other people think is a real quick way to be a really bad designer#and to also hate design#its impossible to ignore negative feedback completely but dont let it ruin the process if the process is what u enjoy !!!#also ?? if no one reads this ?? its all good! cause i took my OWN advice#and writing this made me feel better bout my last set not getting many notes#so im just 😌#anyways ima go eat spaghetti now#mine
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can i request inui, koko, draken, chifuyu and mikey reaction to fem reader having period stains while out on a date with them?
this is like the worst experience ever if ur a girl zjlwbekepbs
Inui, koko, draken, chifuyu and mikey reaction to s/o having period stains while on date
‼️: mentions of blood, and if you’re not comfortable reading this you can skip
part 2
INUI
he was…….confused?
was it a red paint that you accidentally sat on while on you guys are on the park later
it happens when you’re walking first then he’s behind walking with you
poor boy is really confused to he just told you that you “accidentally sat on a mess”
when he informed you, you know what it is
“inui was is blood??? oh my god” you look at your behind to see if he’s actually serious and yes u got them stains
“blood? how you know is it a blood, you sat on a blood? where” bro…..
“its period god dammit” and then he just “oh”
thank god he got a extra jacket and he made it wrap around your hips to you could hide the stains before going to the bathroom
“nice……giving me 2015 style vibes” he joked earning a hiss from you
apologize after because he know u feel bad about it
DRAKEN
when he saw the spot on your pants/skirt he shake his head low chuckling a little because he knew you’re gonna be so upset because your drip got mess up again
“hey……dont be mad but i think you got period stains” he said hugging you from the back so people wouldn’t notice it
he will guide you to the bathroom still walking close behind you until you reach it
out of universe kind of shit he will suggest to buy a new pair of pants since you guys are in the mall, and hand it to you when he got it
he got it, hand it to you then problem is solved
you guys aint gnna go home early just because of a period stain
but if you insisted then he might just take you home
overall the best boyfriend when it comes to these kind of situations
will not tease you about it, bc it’s normal for the girls and these kind of situation can be unexpected but he’s here to take care of you
KOKO
he’s worried?????
because he saw blood like—
“y/n what the fuck why are you bleeding from behind” followed by your panicked face
“oh no koko i need to go to the bathroom please cover me for awhile”
then he realized it, it might be your period day
then he just shake his head because its a bad timing, you guys are on date
“do you need pads? we’re going home after this you didn’t tell me its your time of the mouth….you could’ve just rest you know date can wait”
then you agree because he wouldn’t let you refuse and actually lowkey want to tale care of you so…..
you guys go home after you fix yourself
he wants you to rest and might even offer to wash your stained pants/skirt so you got nothing to do anymore
and will cuddle you and ended up continuing your date in your home
by ordering foods and playing random video games, still having fun and so much energy
CHIFUYU
very well he knew, he’s actually scared to tell you but it need to be done
well its kind of awkward for him
and he thought you’re gnna get mad at him for no reason
“hey uh i think you got a blood stain on your back”
he understands your panic
since he always got a jacket with him he told you to just use it for the rest of the day to cover it
“make sure to wash this before returning me” he said earning a glare from you but of course you’re gonna wash it duh
after you did your business in the restroom you informed him that you wanted to continue the date, he’s not sure tho because he knew periods can be very painful sometimes
as much as he wanted to take you home but he wanted to spend time with you and spoil you for the day,
and sometimes questions why do girls bleed every month and say it sounds like hell for him
but as long as you insisted its fine, he’ll buy every food you want too and ask every minute if you’re fine or wanted to go home to rest
MIKEY
idiot
because he doesn’t have an idea that its a period stain
“y/n you sat on a ketchup lets wipe it oh no your pants” he said searching for a tissue on your bag that he’s holding
“a what mikey?”
“ketchup. someone might’ve pulled a prank on you-”
you just face palm yourself and eventually told him its not a ketchup its blood then there it is
he replied with a long “ohhhhhhhh sooo itss yourrr dayyy im sorry i didn’t know”
he’ll walk behind you if you’re going to the restroom
“stay here y/n, here my jacket i’ll be back” he suddenly put you aside to wait for him, confused so you just let him
then he came back with a new pants…..
“cant buy you underwear it’s embarrassing” he said and you almost cried actually then he explained that he doesn’t want to go home yet so he brought u new ones
but if you wanna go home and rest he’ll go with you but he doesn’t really wanna go home lol
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Mate ya aint got a clue how happy I am to here dat cuz oh lord. It gonna be busy soon. Summer is coming up and like right now we're making the most sales but jflhd unimportant for now.
Did I give u the contract yet? I dont think I did. Declan and I wrote it so its not like lawyer checked so it won't sound daaaat nice. But u know. Actually some of these dont apply to youuu since ure already aware of the masquerade ergh one sec lemme cross some of these out yep. Aight all good.
I want you to read it. Like. Really read it aight? N then if u still agree to all the terms n conditions etc. U can sign it. I just like. Want u to be fully aware of what it entails ya know.
But! After you sign it! Ill set u up~ teatch u some basic things n ill get ur shit ready. Btw~ wat kinda car would u like? Can litterally be anything but if u say Ferrari i will mention its gonna get scratched up if u ever park it outside.
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HQ CAPTAINS AS THINGS
i was bored and felt like doing a crackfic thing but i didn’t have any solid themes or good ideas
SO I PRESENT TO YOU - THE CAPTAINS. AS THINGS. IDK HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU’LL SEE AS WE GO ALONG.
warnings: VERY LONG, slandering a crybaby oikawa (lovingly), mentions f!reader, shitposting, mentions of violence in kita's, (a bit) yandere!kita, cursing, unedited, me being an idiot
officer!daichi
we are: vigilante/troublemaker
loving the enemies-to-lovers trope so much
nah bro you ain’t full criminal (bc my preppy ass could never) you just do the small vandalism things y’know like drawing peepees on government buildings and knocking over bins
u literally confessed to him by spraypainting the entire billboard by his workplace “I LIKE YOU” like way to go girl
He didn’t appreciate the creative graffiti but he rlly likes u so all u had to do was clean it and then next thing u know yall are out on a cute cafe date
but let’s talk about before yall got together
he’d CHASE u thru alleyways when he’d catch you writing “police sux” on the fuckin wall
bro is NOT AT ALL afraid to jump onto the roofs it’s FRIGHTENING to see this huge ass police officer storm after u
HES SO FAST HOT DAMN WOMAN HOW DO U GET AWAY FROM HIM??? USAIN BOLT WHOMST???
you’d almost always get away by a hair - he’s SO SO close
and it frustrates him but excites u oooooo arrest me shawty
and this would continue for a while
but yall have such fun fun banter - you’d tease him and he’d say something back and you’d bolt and he’d chase
some days he’d catch you. but in those times u slip away somehow
he’s having so much fun and doesn’t even know it
and then at one point he doesn’t even care about bringing u to justice anymore. he knows it’s bad for business and it’s unprofessional but he’s so attracted to u
he doesn’t even know it. HES IN DENIAL!!! his mind: “oh i’m just asking about her so that i know her motives” bruh no u just asked about our fav pastry this aint about crime anymore
and when he finally gets it,,,DINGDINGDINGDING SOUND THE ALARMS !!! MAN IS WHIPPED!! he’s more shy around u awww,,,doesn’t even want to chase u anymore but he will still engage in banter w u.
yall get a little peace treaty in the lil crush stage - you both are kinda aware of ur feelings towards each other but don't really wanna mess it up and jeopardize whatever's going on like bros PLEASE JUST KISS ITS INFURIATING
it’s more of a competition to see who will break the other first (and you lost he’s too hot)
he lets u joyride his cop car in an empty parking lot <3 he is the one <3 this is true love
u gotta marry him right now bro no excuses
u are no longer on the crime side of the law,,,u support him and only him fuck the rest of the cops (i’m jk of course...or am i)
u are his badass sidekick <3 unofficially of course until he marries u
u help him with the small things like helping lost children find their parents and helping old ladies cross the street
but you want to do the FUN stuff - chasing thieves and arresting drunkards.
unfortunately, he loves u too much to put u in danger so he keeps u from doing the dangerous things
after some protesting later, he trusts u to take care of urself. and now yall have a competition just like old times - whoever catches the most baddies at the end of the month wins (he WILL scold u if ur too reckless though)
THE TWO OF U ARE JUST GOOD COP BAD COP UHAHAHAHAHAHA
but it’s much more complicated than that - it’s either ur the laidback one and he’s the strict one or ur the fiery one and he’s the person like “calm down”
PLEASE HE HATES BRINGING U TO INTERROGATIONS he’s trying to be serious but you keep making him laugh istg he has to kick u out each time
u still make him laugh when u pout-glare at him thru the glass
bro says he’s not the stereotypical cop but the moment u surprise him with donuts and coffee in the morning he will make out w u right then and there
even though yall dating he still won’t let u play with his equipment
but sometimes u grab his walkie talkie when he’s not looking and prank call the others
and his coworkers know by now they’re like “oh it’s daichis gf” and go along with it HAHAHAHA “this is alpha 1, daichi just contracted ligma, over.” “roger, but what’s ligma? over.” “*inhale* LIGMA-” *daichi takes the walkie talkie back*
his coworkers are chill lmaoooo they love u two as a couple THEY ARE VERY SUPPORTIVE they planned a surprise anniversary party of when u joined the force (unofficially)
the juniors tanaka and noya are jelly ooooo but they respect their captain <3
u loooooove hanging out w the starry-eyed new recruit hinata and he’s bouncing around asking u personal questions “how did you date the commander!!! what’s he like as a bf??” he also accidentally exposes how much daichi talks about u in the office before he drags him away and murders him off camera
he does get u a walkie talkie that’s just connected to his line, tho. for emergencies. it’s ur second phone basically that only has his number in it
daichi LOVES it when u massage him after he’s had a long day but his shoulders are stiff as a statue,,,he’s also super stronk and can carry u anywhere <333
IMAGINE HE HAS A POLICE DOG - he doesn’t, but he’ll get one of his buddies to bring u a k9 unit so u can pet it and when he sees how happy u are he considers getting one PLSSS IT WOULD FIT HIM HELPPP
bro is VERY strict on safety. bulletproof glass in yalls house. alarms + cameras everywhere. trackers on every device. underground bunker. (just kidding lol)
daichi teaches u self-defense and gets u a bejeweled taser for ur bday <333 MARRY THIS MAN RIGHT NOW OR I’LL-
in other words i love daichi and he is husband material WIFE ME UP BUDDY
househusband!oikawa
we are: girlboss sugar mommy
somehow you tamed this bish to becoming your obedient malewife
and by obedient i mean whiny but compliant
IS MORE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK CARD THAN TO YOU. I SAID IT. THE TRUTH.
sure, he’s pretty and gives affection sometimes but the only time he’s bein cute and snuggly w u is when a new fendi purse came out and he wants it
his specialty is cooking but he’s so lazy he’s all “just get the maid to do it”
please give ur workers a raise he’s so demanding
when you take him to ur business parties hes ALWAYS bragging about you and ur large house with this and that and his favorite: indoor hot tub. he always brings up the indoor hot tub.
only reason you bring him is cuz he’s pretty and he whines when you leave him alone for too long
yall cant even stay for too long - he’ll practically drag u out of the building and whining that it’s too hot and his suit is too stuffy and to call a limo
he’s not afraid to embarrass u if u dont give him what he wants and he will spit out food at a formal dinner if its not to his liking
probably in competition w househusbands! makki and mattsun about who gets the best house so he’s constantly begging u for an extension to the house “please babe!!! makki has-” “no.”
8/10 times throws tantrums in public and 1465/10 times throws tantrums in the house
he wants to cry for the sake of crying. one time he lost his shirt and he wouldn’t stop bawling for 15 min
please find him a hobby
crybaby . the moment u give him the glare of death it’s over. but he’s got a cute crying face which makes up for his annoying whimpering
like he made the mistake of throwing a temper tantrum in the mall only for you to glare at him with a look that said “we’re discussing this when we get home and you’re gonna get your ass beat” and walk away. immediately stopped what he was doing and he was running after u, sniffling and mumbling apologies
please humble him and have him sleep outside. the couch is too luxurious to banish him to. he made sure of it himself. it’s reclining and has charging ports. he will not learn his lesson that way
does NOT want you to get a pet or a kid or even another sugar baby/househusband - he wants to be the center of ur attention
speaking of which he HATES it when you work for too long or work overseas. when u come back he’ll pout at u and give u the petty silent treatment
don’t bother trying to comfort him he thrives off of it and he’ll keep going so u can keep paying attention to him. if u just ignore him back he’ll come crawling back to u. “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU?? DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE???”
one time yall got into a fight and he was all like “since ur being a rude mommy i’ll just find someone else !!!” inside u were like “oh god finally” but instead u said “okay”
ohmygod he panicked. he was rlly expecting for u to fight for him,,, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat first so he tries to go thru with it but you literally dont care. even when he has his chanel luggage packed and he’s standing by the door ur just like “ok bye bitch”
So he’s trying to stand by the door and wait for u to say that ur joking. ur not.
“fine! I’m leaving now!” “okay.” “...*sniffles*” “tooru, go.” “WAAAAH NO IM SORRY I DONT WANT TO-”
u knew this was going to happen sadly. u even hid the keys to all of the sports cars u own just in case he was actually going to go thru with it
tries to get in the gossip circle with the neighborhood trophy wives but they don’t think he’s cool enough. they like u though. they think ur hot asf and oikawa doesn’t like them no more bc theyre hitting on his ATM. but thanks to that u know all the gossip and shit even though u don’t ask for it
Every time u pass by a store where he thinks he wants something he’ll just cling to u and give the puppy dog eyes. like it could be out of nowhere and u see it and you’re like “where. which store.”
bro once he went luxury he never went back. he wouldn’t EVER step foot into a grocery store ever again congrats he’s been bimbo-ified
beat him with ur gucci belt pls it’s so funny
also please please PLEASE discipline him. tell him it’s NOT okay to just randomly purchase the entire swarovski store or to throw a party at ur house just bc he’s feeling petty about u being at work for too long. ofc he’ll bitch about it but you need to be firm
but don’t worry,,,he’ll get the idea when u take away black card privileges and slap him around (lovingly)
now he has to ask permission like a good boy. he’ll kneel and hug u and give a lil pout and whine
you got a bigass man child i’m sorry maam u should’ve picked tobio or ushi
ceo!kuroo
we are: secretary
bruh keeps it mostly professional during work hours
but that all gets shedded off like a snake when we on break
one minute he’s all “get these papers done by today or i swear on all that is holy i will destroy you” and then later he’s all “hey sweetheart wanna grab a cup of coffee”
flirty flirty FLIRTY FLIRTY AAAAA HES A MENACE
but you’re less than impressed bc y’know when the time clocks out and its time to go back to work he’s ruthless once more
HUMBLE HIM FOOL only when you’re on break though
will NOT stand for anyone else in the workplace bullyin u - NO WAY. only HIM
he’s got TONS and TONS of dirt on everyone in the office - NO ONE is safe so they wouldn’t even dare
RIP janet from accounting
that dumb bitch made the mistake of insulting u to ur face and in front of him. never heard from her again
it’s not even limited to the other employees - he’s not afraid to go off on a potential business partner if they dared disrespect you
bruh tries to call u on ur off days for the most randomest shit and to get ur attention
*picks up phone* “sir?” “ah! my favorite secretary ever! listen, i need you to grab my pens from my desk at the office and bring them to my place.” “...with all due respect, it’s 2 am, sir.”
but u have to comply with his ridiculous demands cuz he’s the bank
and he depends on u completely. as much as he hates to admit it - u have his schedules, itinerary, provide coffee, performance rates, stock info, you name it.
once u were out sick and he had the worst management - he’s not used to working without you
def tries to get some of ur workload off of u bc he’s worried that the stress of working for him made u sick + he doesn’t want to go thru scheduling again
prolly gets bored in meeting rooms and sends u little smirks and wiggles his eyebrows and weird looks while he’s sitting and ur standing in the corner like bruh pay attention
maybe sometimes he’s secretly makin fun of the presenter and doodling on his spare sticky note something funny to make u crack a smile
he’ll tease u for it of course “oh, secretary! you should be paying more attention! what would you do if this was important?” bruh i can multitask now keep airdropping me ur selfies i’m saving all of them (news flash: u dont save his dumbass selfies otherwise his ego will inflate too much)
sometimes likes to pull u aside from work to hug u - you say it’s highly unprofessional but he says it’s his stress reliever
you ALMOST got caught by one of the newbies and he was kabedon-ing you
he tries to play it off (since u were embarrassed too) but u know better,,,DO NOT LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT he turns red and embarrassed every single time USE THIS TO UR ADVANTAGE !!
never goes into an elevator without you bruh is so attached to u n holds the doors open for you
but you have to open normal doors for him if he doesn’t know how it works (hint: manual doors. “why isn’t it opening on its own?” “sir, there’s a handle.” “but?? what does it do??”)
bruh acts like a dumbass sometimes so you can baby him :/// wtf man just because you’re rich doesn’t mean i’ll- ...wait...how much did you say…? that many zeros? HAND ME THAT FORK YES I’LL FEED YOU COME HERE- HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BITCH
brings u to overseas trips and he spoils u too
no matter how much you insist that you’re ok he gives u a lot of luxurious items. “think of it as a bonus from me.” NOW YOU JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF NICE SHOES/BAGS/JEWELRY AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU WEAR THEM TO WORK IT MAKES HIM SO HAPPY UGHHHHH
BRUH just a sugar daddy at this point “you have to look presentable for the next focus group so here’s a nice rolex watch” “sir, i don’t need-” “ah ah ah - it’s my treat.”
it’s pointless to refuse him but he still teases u for it like what???? “if i didn’t know any better, secretary, i’d say you’re just doing it for my money and not my fabulous looks and personality.” “exactly.” “hey!”
yall go for drinking parties a lot. whether with the whole branch or just the two of u
KARAOKE W KUROO AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK <333 becomes a ritual between the two of u
he’s so silly when he’s drunk lmfaoooo goofy ass mf
but that’s only when it’s the two of u. he controls his alcohol around others and his uncool side is only for u <3
also ur the only one he trusts to take him back to his place and handle him
it’s the other way around too - when u drink a lot he looks after you <333
you have a higher tolerance than him and sometimes u have competitions between the two of u on who can drink more but then yall always end up shitfaced
HES the one who has a crush on you
you know the drill - gaslight gatekeep girlboss
he’ll do anything for u but wouldn’t ever admit it he simp
offers u the keys to his estate and offers for you to LIVE with him
bruh just marry me already ok WAIT WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SIR-
he’s so awkward tryna confess to u,,,he may be this big hotshot ceo but he’s acting like a schoolgirl in love
probably prints u a confession when he asks u to go to the fax machine lmfao what a nerd
in other words ceo!kuroo is a nerd and you need to top him immediately get that bank
dog hybrid!bokuto
we are: owner
Husky-malamute breed!!! BEEG DOGGIE VERY HAPPY N DROOLY <333
OVERLY HYPER. JUMPS ON ANYONE AND U AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
he’s well trained i swear but the moment he sees something of interest then i’m sorry you just lost him
please if a robber came in he wouldn’t even attack them he’d just tackle them w hugs
he loves loves loves snuggles <333 u busy? nope!!! hug time!!! cooking something?? oo lemme see!!! whoops look at all those tomatos on the ground. u got a deadline coming up and u really need to focus?? CUDDLE TIIIIIIME- w-wait - huh?? why are u shoving me off?? do you - do you not - huh?!?! WHY ARE YOU LOCKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM?? NO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! IDK WHAT EXAMS ARE BUT I WANT CUDDLES!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????!!!
the WORST things u could ever do to him is leave him and call him a bad boy
HE CRIES ON THE SPOT </3 HOW COULD YOU </3
soso bummed when u go out of the house without him </333 waits by the door patiently waiting for u to come back </333 sob sob
the moment he hears the door unlock he LEAPS and his tail is wagging like CRAZY
he is SO STRONG. almost always knocks u over whenever he jumps on u
destroys EVERY toy u bring him. u leave him for 5 seconds and there’s stuffing all over the floor and whatever u brought him is nonexistent
tugs on the leash when u walk so much that it SNAPS
loves romping w the other dogs in the dog park but he needs to tone down on his friendliness he almost killed a lil orange chihuahua
gets distracted by EVERYTHING. ooh, squirrel! oo, butterfly! OOO HUMAN CHILD!! MUST EAT!!!
ok while he might be friendly, he still gets super super jealous. you both were outside and u were petting the neighborhood black cat and bruh almost swallowed his head
which u thought was weird bc the two are normally friends and are pretty nice around each other
so now he’s more feisty around him and any other cat that’d get ur attention
If it was a person, then that’s another thing. He’d be very friendly at first but then slowly realize that ur attention is more directed on them than him. then he’d go ballistic
but when u scold him for practically assaulting the poor dude and call him a bad boy,,,he’s lost it
u have to lock him in the other room and he’s crying and whimpering, scratching at the door. all he wanted to do was protect u from that bad bad man who took away his owner’s attention !!!
def snarls at the dude next time he comes into ur house/apartment...dude never came back
“GRRR” “AAAA GET UR FRIGGIN DOG B-” “he don bite” YES IT DO GET UR-”
doggie bokuto rlly tries to be slick...it doesn’t work. like he tries to do that thing when he’s a total demon towards the guy but then act like an angel around u but it doesnt work bc he’s not smooth
doggie intelligence: 2 IQ. one time u got him a puzzle box and hid a treat in it but bruh couldnt figure it out just straight up monched the entire puzzle simply bc he smelled his fav bbq treat in it
speaking of intelligence - he only knows how to say a few words like ur name and incomplete sentences. speaks in barks and whines and sometimes a word
SO BIG THAT HE GRABS FOOD FROM THE TABLE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING
u had some delicious beef steak? oh dear, where did it go? there’s ur puppy kou with steak sauce all over his lips
big fan of hiking trips, sports, literally anything that involves going out
he LOVES getting dirty outside playing. boi cant control himself from rolling around in the mud
hates baths at first but then he likes how u spray the water on him and giggles awww he likes bath time now
we all know he’s not the brightest pup of the pack but,,,he’s somehow psychic. he knows when ur taking him to the vet
HE THROWS A BIG FUSS ALL THE TIME - sometimes he tries to hide but his huge tail under the couch gives it away
and he knows when ur thinking of taking him on a walk. he also begs u to take him outside by settling his head in ur lap and pouting until u give him what he wants
he likes the big ol doggie sweaters/pjs u buy him...but he always ruins them. no matter how much u buy him, they’re all ruined. he complains how scratchy it is and it feels weird on him
knows LOTS of tricks but if u teach him more than what he already knows he will forget one of them he’s like a damn pokemon
he feels ur emotions :((( if ur mood is down his tail droops :(( and he gives u cuddles and tries to make u feel better
he even likes to make a fool out of himself and be silly if it makes u laugh :((( he’s so precious
in other words i love doggy bokuto
pirate!ushijima
we are: kidnapped
ah yes we’re are captives of the most fearsome pirates of the seas: shiratorizawa
just so you know, tendou was the instigator. he was all “let’s kidnap a noble’s kid and get the ransom money!” (whether you actually are a noble or not is up to you)
thing is, nobody’s willing to pay (if you aren’t a noble) or the pirates really pissed off the folks in charge and are now doing a manhunt
so yeah you aren’t going back anytime soon
but he’s a pretty good sport about it - very hospitable
he notices the little things u like and gets them for u <333 sighs <333
he saw you reading that book? wow look at that, there’s suddenly a stack of them and the same genre he saw you reading
but you definitely shouldn’t test him. he’s SUPER scary when it comes down to it
you saw how ruthless he was with the rogues that had dared to challenge him on sea
mf made them walk the plank
you help on the ship bc u wanna be useful and also shirabu keeps being mean
he asks u to teach the crew how to read cuz theyre dumb as shit and only know water and treasure
speaking of treasure - when he leaves u on the ship to explore a cave, he gets u really pretty jewelry <33 anything u ask for
“oh, welcome back captain. how was your mission?” “i brought back a few trinkets i thought you might like.” *reveals whole chest of priceless gems* “are they to your liking? if not, we can set sail for something else that might interest you.” “I-”
bruh got a pet eagle - u ask the crew and they dont even know how tf it happened
hell, even he doesn’t know how it happened wtf. “oh. one day it flew down to me and i fed it. that’s all.” wtf
equivalent to diluc’s bird - he didn’t even give it a name so he gives u the honors
U name him rigatoni (you got a great naming sense btw)
oh my god oh my god oh my god HE TRIES TO PROTECT U WHEN PPL WERE TRYNA INVADE THE SHIP
it was the first thing he did no cap - burst into ur room and scoops u up <33333
“what the-” “we need to get you to safety. we are under attack.” and holds u close to his chest AAAHSIDHFPSDHFN OH MY LORD YES
HAS THE TEAM GIVE U SELF DEFENSE LESSONS AFTER THAT
tendou tries to give u a sword but ushi says no “she could hurt herself.”
“but ushiwaka! we can teach her not to hurt herself” “...it’s my orders.” “c’mon, be more honest, ushiwaka! what’s the real reason?”
he goes quiet then looks at u “...i’ll always be there to help. she’ll have me.” AOISHSDHFSNDF
HELPPPPP SIOJFDSKFJP HES SO CHARMING AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY
but the rest of the crew are like “then what’s the point”
but tendou sneaks u a dagger just to be safe
sorry ur apart of the crew now - but they’re like a family even if they did kidnap u
oh whatever your life before wasn’t as cool as this (no offense)
they are given orders to protect u at all costs
speaking of which - ushi isn’t all that great w guns
almost blew his own head off tryna figure out how it works before reon snatched it from him
he brings you with him to towns and cities and he likes taking u to the markets to get you stuff
ushijima tell me your love language is gift-giving without telling me your love language is gift-giving-
he finds out you’re pretty good at bargaining and brings you onshore a lot more
is mesmerized at how you absolutely BERATE the merchant who was tryna rip you off like sis where is this violence coming from??? he loves it??
he also likes to stop by some pretty islands and imagines just settling down in such a nice place w you <333 SIGHS <333 VERY <333 LOUDLY <333
no matter how much he likes you...he will NOT let you drive the boat under any circumstances </3 its his livelihood c’mon man
whenever you have to stay on the ship while he’s away he sends rigatoni to give messages and the two of u talk thru messages
speaking of which rigatoni is fierce and can definitely sink his talons and his sharp beak into any bastard that dares get near you while the captain is away
wakatoshi “swimming is for pussies” ushijima - he’s water resistant
bruh so powerful he walks on water
second coming of christ who
IM JUST KIDDING he does swim but we hardly ever see it
legends say (tendou says) he looks rlly awkward doing it and only knows how to doggie paddle
speaking of our homeboy tendou - he loooves spooking the team (and especially you) with scary stories . don’t worry tho - this is all a ploy to get the beeg pirate husband to comfort u at night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he is ur wingman u can count on him. but his suggestions are ridiculous
“Jump off the deck and see if he’ll catch you!” um excuse me- THOU SHALT NOT PUT BIG HUSBAND TO THE TEST
he’s got good intentions...i think…
but everyone literally knows he would dive after you
in other words pirate!ushijima is a softie at heart but goddamn he probably secretly has a pet shark so dont test him or u goin overboard
mafia leader!kita
we are: associate from different group/family
kita highly respects u and yall have been acquainted since u were young with the alliance of ur families
so in a way ur childhood friends but yall do have lil bit of friendly rivalry a bit
arranged marriage whuuuutttt...yeah thats what happened but u love him <3
nobody else knows about ur arranged marriage but you two
POLITE GENTLEMAN <333 !!! HNNNNNNNN his granny raised him right even tho he’s a mafia leader
RICH BOY RICH BOY RICH BOY- ALWAYS DRESSES DASHINGLY AND SMELLS GREAT MMMMMM
he owns the majority of the underground casinos
and has lots of connections with others. countless, might i add.
you on the other hand specialize as an arms dealer so he cherishes your services the most
prob has the traditional tattoos allllll over his back and shoulders w like a dragon or sm and def a fox or kitsune
when u two were little he asked ur favorite flower and GOT THAT TATTOOED ON HIS BACK <3 probably secretly has your initials hidden in there somewhere
u both have a silent understanding of each other and he talks to u more than he does anyone
before he used to smoke but once he figured out that you didn’t like the smell of cigarettes he quit just like that
his underlings, the miya twins are so confused on how kita switches from totally brutal and ruthless to so soft around u
they can’t tease him for it, though, cuz he’d pulverize them
but they want to know more about u,,,you mysterious enigma,,,but kita would kill them if they dared asked about you
so they go to inarizaki’s most secretive informant/cyber mercenary, suna rintarou
and suna knows all about you. he saw you one time and he was curious about who you were and is now rlly scared of you because he dug too deep and you’ve got LOTS of history
he doesn’t dare tell the twins what he found no matter how much they bug him
until they bribe him at just the right price
and when aran finds out and tells kita?? ohhh boy it’s lights out for all three of them
oh my god ,,, would kill for u he loves u so much
one time you were kidnapped and held hostage
bro saw red
MAFIA ANNIHILATION SPEEDRUN ANY % NO GLITCH
he got world record time
wiped out the entire conglomerate behind it - nothing and nobody left behind after that
and of course, made sure you were safe.
yandere? ofc not...i mean...just look at him...so innocent...he would never...sharpening that knife...with splattered blood all over him...
is now joined at the hip with u,,,no matter how much you tell him you’ll be fine now and that you have tons of reliable bodyguards he won’t let it go
“don’t you have to go back to your place?” “this is my duty as both a fellow associate and your future husband.” aww,,,ur so sweet...but BRUH PLEASE GO HOME ARAN IS DOING EVERYTHING OVER THERE
makes sure to build a headquarters DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOURS so that its faster
and it’s not long until he just signs a deal to merge ur factions together (since yall getting married anyways)
and oh my god...ur underground wedding is SO SO PRETTY
absolutely DOESN’T care if he’s smuggling jewels from different countries - he’s having your ring CUSTOM MADE and the way you want it. “the diamond is too small? sure thing, darling, i’ll have it 7 times that size.”
makes sure everything is perfect in ur wedding <333 its very extravagant and even though its not really his style he’ll do anything for you
he absolutely WOULD take your last name if you wanted. FIGHT ME ON THIS
takes you to his private island for ur honeymoon so that the two of you don’t have to worry about work
meanwhile aran is scrambling around the place trying to cover for the both of you
he’s a VERY romantic husband - NEVER takes off his ring even for security. he says its practically a part of him just like you are <3
the ring has a built in tracker connected to an app. possessive? noooo...
in other words this escalated pretty quickly but i aint complaining if it gets me married to kita
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--EXTRA EXTRA!! other characters’ roles!!--
officer!daichi:
karasuno squadron consists of:
cops: daichi (duh), asahi (mostly patrol, he hates confrontation), tanaka & noya (mostly accompanied by ennoshita), hinata & kageyama
investigators/detectives: sugawara, ennoshita, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kiyoko, yachi
surveillance: narita, kinoshita, tsukishima too
househusband!oikawa:
makki and mattsun are also househusbands
iwaizumi is a malewife fhasodjkasdhf-
ceo!kuroo:
lev is the newbie that walked in on u two-
janet still a bitch
kenma is his fellow ceo buddy. he also owns a multimillion dollar company and kuroo’s and his have a sort-of contract so you see him a lot in meetings
yaku is like one of the top performing managers so whenever yall have branch meetings he’s there
dog hybrid!bokuto:
kuroo is the black neighborhood cat bokuto almost murdered cough cough i did that on purpose yes i did
kenma is also another neighborhood cat. you don’t see him around that often but now that bokuto got jealous he stays far away.
hinata is the orange chihuahua i briefly mentioned
i couldn’t decide whether akaashi would stay human and be his previous owner or also be a cat/dog/owl. so lets say he’s ur human friend that is your bestie and comes over a lot. bokuto likes him, though. still gets jealous a bit.
pirate!ushijima:
tendou is practically is right hand man
the rest of the team have something to give idk how to explain pirate team members okay-
BUT BUT BUT- they do have sea rivals which are the seijoh pirates. you ran into them one day and oikawa thought you were kidnapped (you were, but you liked it there) so he tried to do you justice and failed miserably. ushijima ragdolled him into the ocean when he flirted w you.
mafia!kita:
the twins are something akin to mercenaries basically. or just plain lackeys.
suna is an informant/cyber mercenary. he gathers information about ppl which is how he knew about you. and he’s a hacker lol.
aran is his second-in-command, omimi + ginjima are his bodyguards
a/n: im going to regret posting this
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Can I request one where Harry and reader have broken up but get back together and how instgram fans react to it.
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yourinstagram this is me reminding u to drink some water and do your skin care routineeee
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ynfan1 girl i’m already in bed it’s too late
yourinstagram @ynfan1 GET UP !
harryfan1 sis broke up with harry and been focused on herself ever since. this is the example ladies and gents.
ynfan2 queen, give us a new house tour
yourinstagram @ynfan2 i’m not done moving things around bby :’(
harryfan2 harry...we see u liking her posts...and we’re respectfully ✨ignoring✨
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harrystyles i found someone on my walk today
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harryfan1 chile- who is this?
harryfan2 ........this looks like y/n
ynfan2 HDDBUDDJ GUYS DONT PANIC
harryfan3 wtf. did this shit happen overnight? it’s almost been a year i’m lost
harryfan4 guys don’t worry, it’s really just mitch in a dress
mitchrowland @harryfan4 how did u know ...
ynfan3 IS THIS Y/N ?? ANSWER THE QUESTION SIR
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yourinstagram manifest it, i finessed it
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ynfan1 YALL IT AINT A JOKE ITS REAL
arianagrande yuhh
arianagrande the caption😏
yourinstagram @arianagrande did it for u😏❤️
harryfan1 HUUHHHHHH R U BAVK TOGETHER ??? SAY SIKE
ynfan2 girl...i thought we were getting over this
ynfan3 SKDJFUD MY PARENTS R BACK TOGETHER. BYE I CANT BREATHE
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harrystyles the cat doesn’t really like me yet :/
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yourinstagram his NAME is mr. fitz and he doesn’t like u bc we talked a lot of shit about u🤭
harrystyles @yourinstagram idk if i should laugh or cry
yourinstagram @harrystyles he’ll come around :)
harryfan1 NOT Y/N BASICALLY TELLING HARRY TO SUCK IT UP IM DEAD
ynfan1 this relationship is the only thing i’m here for rn
harryfan3 harry...u we’re doing so good without her luv
harryfan2 @harryfan3 not u being in their business...read the room babes
not me never being consistent with posting🤭 anyways, hope u all stayed very very safe this halloween and enjoyed ur week !! <3
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