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ghostsprettymama · 2 years ago

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Mona Lisa.

" your wish is my command,"

A/N: my first writing hopefully a Story maybe, leave a like while u at it :3 (modern au, t'challa, shuri, and Erik have no familial relations, minor characters are mentioned but no sexual events with them.)

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warnings: peer pressure, manipulation, violence, drug use, smut, 18+ please, swearing, oral, alcohol use. And

word count: 3,203 words 17,166 characters

Pairings | gang member ! Shuri x Black! reader, the reader having a crush since childhood.

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+!

Part two. Part three.

Y/n L/n a girl with her family finally moved back to her hometown, she sure missed her old friend Shuri. Her sneaky ass was happy since she knew her friend still lived in ATL, specifically the neighborhood her family stays in.

Shit, for sure she was tired of her brother Erik's loud ass snoring, "mom can you wake him up? He's so loud!" She said, annoyed at his obnoxious snoring. He sounded like he was having the dream of his life, shit maybe you would sound like that too if your bitchass would sleep when told to😒.

"He gets that from your father, querido. Wake him up gently, i dont wanna hear his whining." (darling). your father had taken offense to the smart remark, giving your mother the side eye and a stank face. " Well, they both got your sass, and be quiet cuz ik damn well you didn't forget who was driving," he said, playing with her. Your mother put her hands

up as a fake surrender. You wanted love like your parents, but yk nobody in ATL gonna give you that.

You shook your brother, not as gently as your mother wished, but he'll be alright. After enough shaking he woke up stretching, then of course staring you down. "can't have shit with you around Y/n always gotta be the #1 hater for what.." he said, looking at you like you had lost your damn mind. You rolled your eyes, scrolling on Instagram.

Then you came across your childhood best friend's Instagram page. It was her. Shuri, your cheeks went a little red, and your heart beat so loud you could hear it in your ears.

You Followed her, wanting to dm her but hesitated to, but you proceed to stalk her account, like some photos, and watch her story, something in you was proud. She had a big platform and was making a lil' money off of it. Good for her. You wanted to dm her and yet you hesitated, After all, she might not know who the hell you are, knowing you'd look crazy as hell dming her, even more, crazy saying stuff she probably won't remember.

Erik glanced over shaking his head " Aint that the one girl you like" he cocked an eyebrow staring you down, he already knew the answer but wanted you to say it "She’s no- you tried to speak and yet got interrupted by your brother. "yeah right, ever since we was 5 all you did was play with her, and only look at her. Shit, I remember you throwing a ball at her brother's head for being mean to her" he said, shaking his head " you do like her but you're 1.) in denial 2.) oblivious" he finished.

Damn, he ate that, he even left you speechless, you stared off trying to think of a comeback knowing damn well you don't got one, your grip of steel loosened on your phone and he took it dming shuri for you.

Suddenly you snapped out of it trying to get your precious baby back, but of course, your brother is stronger and "better". he kept one hand on ur face keeping you away from the phone, as he texted shuri for you.

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Erik pov

"Damn," I said biting my lip, "Told you so," My younger sister Y/n said, "Mann you ain't tell me shit, at least she remembers your shy ass." I said kissing my teeth and making a sound with it, throwing the phone back to Y/n.

I gladly will support my Lil sis thru this, I just don't fw her brother, and T'challa doesn't fuck with me.

We keep it lowkey and don't fight in front of them, it ain't their business anyway.

She should date Shuri anyway, T'challa 's hoe ass doesn't deserve my sister anyway.

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Y/n pov

I smiled at the message, my eyes lighting up with joy, I can tell Erik is happy that I'm smiling at least, my dad parked in front of our house, damn it's big, telling us to gtfo the car.

I quickly texted shuri something hoping id get a good answer.

(darling)

Then you heard running in the house and a woman came out, your eyes went up and down her body scanning her to see if it was shuri. your shuri.

you looked at her fit and slim body, her wearing a sports bra and jogging pants so low that you could see her v line, you moved your eyes to her upper body, her unmarked pretty chest, her untouched neck and collarbone, and last but not least her face looking as if it were sculpted by the gods, my god her jawline.

Her jawline was something you could mark up for the world to see, and her pretty plump lips were kissable, soft, and plush. her pretty button nose. You enjoyed it dearly and it complimented those beautiful eyes.

I shook my head that you don't like her. At least you thought that, you didn't even know why your mind was thinking like this.

You ran up to her and hugged her tightly " SHURIII I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!", you hid your face in the crook of her neck and then gave her a friendly kiss, she lifted you, your legs automatically wrapping around her built waist. "y/n! Sithandwa! " Shuri wrapped one hand around my ass to cover it since my skirt was rising and the other around my waist

"Y/n! the movers are finished, you and Erik enjoy being outside me and your pa are gonna set stuff up" my mom yelled as she and dad went inside slamming the door.

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SHURI POV

she smirked at the messages shaking her head, shuri got up from her bed and quickly got dressed.

Of course, she remembered her childhood best friend, she thought about her and wrote about her, for 13 years straight in 35 hub notebooks.

But of course, Shuri wouldn't let her know allat, she wanted to have some fun with the girl, so she checked y/ns pages looking at posts, highlights, and everything.

Damn, she grew up.. She looks different now, especially her body... haven't seen her in a bit. damn, that ass. she liked a video of her working out at the gym, Shuri's eyes went to her chest as she bit her lips. exiting off her page. I'm not gonna do anything dumb, take it slow, it's your bestfriend shuri you can't fuck around with her like them flings at school. she smacked her head, before she turned around opening the blinds of a window close by her bed, she saw a car hoping its y/n, and her heart raced as she squinted seeing Erik in the car.

She knew it. y/n was there, and she got a notification from Instagram, from "Y/n 🫶🏽" she confirmed that it was indeed her in that honda civic.

Shuri texted back w speed, running out of her room and almost falling down the stairs, her speed startled her older brother T'challa " Girl what the fuck are you doing running around like a damn cheetah???" said T'challa giving his sister a look like she lost her damn mind.

"what's got you in a rush 'anyway?" T'challa said standing up, towering above the 5"8 female slightly.

Shuri looked him up and down, returning his curious look with a stank face " if you don't back your black ass the fuck up.." she rolled her eyes stepping back "Y/n's back and I miss her so I'm gonna go see her outside. come out or not grouchy ass " shuri walked outside, her brother following behind watching from the door Frame.

" damn.." me and T'challa both said under our breathes looking at y/n, "you can tell she's checking you out, her gayass can't even hide it" T'challa laughed quietly staring at Y/n then his mood changed seeing erik lean against the car, and watching him

Shuri knew damn well they didn't fuck w each other, hes not as dumb as Y/n with social cues. It was shuri’s turn to study y/n, shuri slowly traced her eyes up the curvy woman's body, stopping at her pretty breasts, she bit her lip snapping out of it when y/n jumped on her. "ingaba le ntombazana isisidenge itsibela umntu inxibe isiketi esifutshane..." (is this stupid girl jumping on someone in a short skirt...) said T'challa, his voice raspy when speaking his native tongue.

"Watch your mouth," Shuri said in a threatening tone, understanding Xhosa while the Beautiful girl in her arms didnt. Her doe eyes looked at shuri then T'challa.

Erik got closer sitting on the step.

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Y/n's pov

When she looked at T'challa he stared back, her innocent eyes lost in his eyes full of things she wasn't ready for, he smiled innocently while his eyes meant something else, it felt like a cat hunting a mouse.

She looked away eventually letting T'challa win the stare-off turning her head to Erik as she yawned

"Erik can you believe it! they still remember us!" she giggled with a smile, Erik nodded staring at the sky as it began to rain down hard "mmh it's raining.. I don wanna ruin my hair..." she sighed. Erik motioned to grab her from shuri and she repositioned her to be at her side

"Easy big and strong, you guys can stay with us till the rain stops" said shuri looking at T'challa with pleading eyes hoping he'd say yes.

T'challa looked at Erik, his eyes saying "fuck no" only because it's T'challa. "mmh.." he thought abt it yes come in" he nodded moving from the door.

They came in one by one, shuri sitting by Y/n, Erik on the steps, and t'challa sitting at the door.

Eventually, the tension eased, and they'd all be heard laughing and talking about stuff they missed in their childhood, that or reminiscing.

Shuri would notice y/n is fast asleep, her head on her lap.

"so.. does she still like me?" shuri eyes Erik " she was blushing when she found your page and was acting like a middle schooler too shy to text you yada yada," said Erik leaned against the wall with his eyes closed.

Shuri smiled "I just wish she would say it" she shook her head gently, stroking her head, running her hand thru y/ns braids.

"I'm gonna bounce, I rather sleep at my house, and have her home when

she wakes up" Erik left and T'challa had gone to his room.

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SHURI

"let's get you somewhere nice to sleep."

she gently would pick up y/n bridal style,not trying to wake her, she locked the doors before moving upstairs to her room.

Shuri would take her shoes off and put her in some old pjs she had. tucking her in and getting with her.

shuri closed the blinds and the curtains, dimming the lights and getting ready for a rest.

hours later

Shuri woke up to y/n watching tv, she shook her head and went under the covers and appearing between y/ns legs laying her head on y/ns lap.

"Hey ma. Shouldn't you be leaving?" shuri said in a raspy morning voice. this got Y/n soaked to her core, she noticed the sudden heat but was too tired to embarrass her about it.

"Ma? that's a new nickname." y/n looked down at her stroking her head, shuri hummed while Y/n watched tv. " you know I'm so glad that you remember me, shit, 'd cry if you didn't" said y/n

shuri smiled chuckling" let's get some drinks yeah? im thirsty" she gave a tap to her butt causing y/n to jump. Shuri left

first to the kitchen leaving y/n upstairs.

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Y/n

Y/n blushed, thinking that it was weird for friends to do this. but it was shuri, and she didnt mind at all, when she got off the bed, she went to the bathroom to find herself in a shirt, Shuri's shirt and pretty panties she had on.

did she... Y/n thought to herself, blushing. they were both girls and friends, she shook her head, overthinking it, skipping on down the kitchen and there she was, drinking from the bottle, Hennessy. she had a cup for y/n ready to join her . "to my friend coming back!" she smiled, clinking her bottle yo y/n's cup.

"I um, never had any before shuri. I dont know" y/n said kind of worried, looking at Shuri with her pretty doe eyes " dont be a pussy n drink up." her voice sounded commanding, not the usual soft tone she had with y/n. but either way, something in y/n liked it, she got more aroused and obeyed shuri's orders automatically, she didn't know why but she just wanted to please her.

She gagged at the taste sticking her tongue out in disgust but drank every cup poured for her till she was giggling on the table.

"man i should get home shuri" y/n would hiccup looking at her. but got no reply, shuri was texting sb. Her body wasn't too far from y/n, so she pulled her closer with her legs putting the phone aside.

"Put the phone down. I want attention * hiccup * " y/n said tracing a finger down her body, "damn shuri you look so goooood..." she tightly closed her legs while staring, shuri looked at y/n then her phone, deciding to play the intoxicates ones game.

"Don't need T' stare y/n.. tell me what you like," shuri said. y/n had the drunk confidence, she didn't feel shame temporarily "i like everything I see..." your hands went up and down her body as you bit your lips. "but these clothes gettin' in the way.." you slowly would look down her body, your pussy turning into Niagara falls.

Shuri gave a light tap on your ass before feeling you in all the right places, but she wouldn't go further without your consent. "can i- "just fucking touch me shuri" you hissed out, obviously wanting shuri so bad " say it then princess" shuri said looking into y/n's eyes, but it wasn't her soft look anymore, she was hungry, hungry for you.

" Please shuri, I need you so bad, everything you do just fucks with my mind, please just fuck me already " you whined out, sounded like a melody to her ears, she'd move stuff off the counter putting the alcohol back in the fridge. then went back to y/n moving her waist more towards her, Y/n would support her body with her arms as shuri took y/n’s panties off spreading your legs.

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You gasped at her strength, how quickly she grabbed your legs and spread them, you were shocked you were doing this with your best friend, damn, didn't know Hennessy made bitches gay.

She moaned at the sight of your pretty pussy being so soaked just for her, "all this just f'me Y/n? " she chuckled " y- before you could even get a word in her mouth attacked your pussy, her tongue causing you so much pleasure, your body grinded and rocked against her tongue, your pretty moans filled the room.

Shuri gripped your thighs glaring up at you, damn she was sexy from this angle"Sthandwa, let me take care of you" (my love). You nodded your pretty doe eyes rolling back at her tasting you and abusing your clit "fuck shuri I feel something in my tummy" You said feeling the knot form in your stomach "that's good, js means you’re gonna cum soon my Inbazana " said shuri taking a break from attacking your pretty pussy.(my girl)

"mmh why did you stop shuri" you whined as she'd chuckle " hold it f'me yeah?" she said as she went back to tasting you, her tongue doing tricks against your clit. "i-ill try," you said stuttering from all the pleasure you were getting, grinding against her tongue again since her hands moved, your head tilted back as your eyes rolled back, you moaned softly not wanting to wake T'challa up.

then you felt her long fingers enter you, you arched your back moaning loudly, a soft tear falling from your eyes "Ah? do you like it sthandawa? like feeling my fingers" she slowly thrust them in your pussy as her tongue will still attack your clit, nice and slow this time.

She began to gently suck her lips against your clit at the same pace, your hand moving to her hair automatically, you couldn't even control your body right now, all you were doing was speaking and acting on impulse.

She kept going swapping with sucking and licking your clit, you whined wanting to cum so badly " please shuri please can I? I wanna cum so bad please" you whined, looking at her with your pleading doe eyes, this whole time her eyes remained on you, every reaction of yours turned her on to the max. You began grinding against her faster, you needed her so damn bad.

"Hmm..." she thought about it going faster with her licks and sucking, her fingers finding your g-spot and abusing it, you threw your head back moaning, not caring how loud you were, suddenly you heard that T'challa was up and moving "please let me cum shuri please. ill let you do what you want to me for a week." she smiled at that deal nodding, making it final

The girl attacked Y/ns pussy her fingers brushing up against the g-spot nice and good, her licking and sucking causing y/n pure ecstasy as she squirted in shuris mouth, T'challa was almost near the kitchen before she licked her clean before moving her from off the counter, keeping her panties.

"What the hell is going on with all this damn noise Ri?" said T'challa dressed in only sweatpants and damn was he built

"ah.. yeah we were talking, now we're gonna go back to sleep bye!" shuri ran with y/n back to her room locking the door behind her.

T'challa sighed turning on the kitchen light and seeing the mess that happened " did these niggas... fuck on my counter... and not clean it up" he looked repulsed cleaning up after them

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The two girls cuddled each other, Shuri's leg resting between y/ns thighs, they looked at each other and smiled, shuri closed her eyes beginning to drift off to sleep

"Are we still friends...?" Y/n said, looking up at her hoping she'd say yes, Shuri opened her eyes and smiled " of course" she kissed Y/n's head before closing her eyes and her own

As they slowly drifted off to sleep.

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jacedified · 1 year ago

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SUMMIT PT 2 LIVE REACTION

wdym u can explain eventually

TELL HIM VINCE- i-

WILLIAM ORDERED U but like why tho

ok porter i love u MWAH

SOLAIRES STAND AS ONE NATION UNDER GOD INDIVISIBLE whatever whatever

ALEXIS GET UR SHIT TOGETHER

period alexis

i would love a game of clue rn

shes not wrong abt the wrinkles

LEX??? WTF AYE Lex VINCENT WTF DO U MEAN LEX

sweethearts safe and sound BLESS 😭

GIRL ATP I NEED U TO SPEAK IM TO ANXIOUS FOR SILENCE

milo bby its ok OUR POOKIE IS OK

asher smooch MWAH ily be safe

yea davey king dead happened while u were in negotiations

PUSH THEM AWAY???

DAYYYUMM ofc they didnt get to see who did the murder DAAAMMNIT

idky but evacuate the dance floor is playing in my head

(EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR DOO DOO DOO DOO IM ADDICTED TO THE SOUND) ((i forgot the lyrics))

aww another trusting moment between the men

PORTER CMERE BABES

yeah tell him asher

GET HIS ASS

PORTERR ill-

GET HIM ASHEERRRR

im crying i have tears in me eyeballs yall i cant

SPEAK SIR

ok thats true but like why did u send SH in there right before u knew he was gonna die????

DID I HEAR HEARSAY

true i cant handle a war rn and lovely shouldnt be spending their first year fighting on behalf of a clan they just became a part of

porter if ur not spinning then why do u look like a ballerina rn?? hmm?? EXPLAIN

YEA BUT THE NUDGE WAS DONE KNOWING SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN A LITTLE HEADS UP WOULDVE BEEN FUCKING NICE

lets go crazy crazy crazy till we see the sun

the department is right there.. in sweetheart form

BLOOD FIRST??? oh yeah vampire clan rules blah blah i remember this being mentioned during quinns little moment

WHO TF IS SPEAKING?? alexis? GIRL THATS NOT U SPEAK LIKE NORMAL

OH THE MONARCH IS SPEAKING i was lost

baas? bahs? someone spell this for me i wanna kiss her SORRY yall

BOYS JUST KEEP UR WOLFY HANDS DOWN

. . . yeah shes not wrong solaire and friends should probably sit out

MILO ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

as if you care princely pop..

OH- TELL HIM ALEXIS clock him

oooooh???

alexa play ash by seventeen

well william aint here rn hes got other rich people duties

i hope SH is like stupidly staring at alexis the way i would be

so ur saying u left him alone before he died

HE DIDNT SAY? mf u were pestering abt funding just say he was annoyed w u

LEAVE WILLIAM ALONE HES BUSY (this is my sticking up for my 500 something yr old bby daddy)

well thats just hearsay princely poo

oh- AYE ADAM DESERVED IT CUNT!! (no he didnt i love him but yes he did)

YEAAAA TELL HIM

thank u porter poo

yea … christopher

they were fighting vincent for the most part so alibi CHECK

sorry monarch we didnt mean to kil- i mean let the king die without notice.. ill let u know next time

THEY FOUND SOMETHING YAALL

MORE TO THE STORY??? omg OH SHIT demon blood on a letter opener is crazy

so someone stabbed my other future husband with a letter opener

SHE CALLED ASHER PUP i love the monarch

OK MONARCH I WAS JUST COMPLIMENTING U GOD DAMN IT BE NICE

ok maybe david was a little silly asking that question but u cant expect him to know everything

so basically what im hearing is a demon was involved only ppl who closely align with empowered and demons would the house of bennett and their relationship with closeknit

CHRISTOPHER U LYING SACK OF SHIT WE CAUGHT U

ONE OF U OLD BAGS CALL ANOTHER SHAW PACK BOYS A DOG AND YOULL BE ON THE NEXT BEHEADING LIST

exactly someone got caught lacking after killing the king and didnt think to fuckin check themselves before letting the king be found

period porter.

i would retype all of this but shes just speaking fact so i dont need to take note of any of it

YOU GAVE HER THE POWER TO DO SO DUMBASS

ANOTHER DEATH??? damn both kings dead during the summit is wild

yeah milo my mind is kinda blown

NO MORE MONEY FOR CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT NO MORE MONEY CLOSEKNIT WOOT WOOT

vincent im too mentally unstable for an “are you alright lovely”

I REMEMBER IT BEING SPELLED BAAS so monarch baas is very right

NO HES JUST A BBYGIRL HE DONT KNOW NOTHIN

help “with any luck it wont be the last” shes so real for that

YES MAAM THIS WILL BE REPEATED TO KNOW ONE LOVE U HAVE A WONDERFUL REST OF UR SUMMIT *bow bow*

vincent listen i love u but like shes right we just have to keep it pushing

PORTER VINCENT TALK TIME lets gooo

IM EXCITED FOR PT 3

#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #i cant wrap my tiny little brain around all the information i just processed #redacted alexis #redacted lovely #redacted audio #redacted summit #redacted sweetheart #redacted vincent #redactedverse #redacted asmr #redacted porter #redacted angel #redacted asher #redacted darlin

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pesterloglog · 1 year ago

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Meenah Peixes, Meulin Leijon

Act 6, page 5308

MEENAH: so tell me

MEENAH: what exactlys the bullshit reason you cant join me to go fight lord bad guy

MEULIN: (^._.^) < YOU WANT ME TO GO FIGHT _THAT GUY_ WITH YOU???

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < OH BUT I DO NOT THINK THAT WILL BE FLEASIBLE...

MEENAH: noooooo shit

MEULIN: (=^‥^=) < I DON'T WANT TO COMPLETELY WASH MY PAWS OF THE IDEA, BUT I JUST HAVE SO MANY BALLS OF YARN IN THE AIR RIGHT NOW.

MEULIN: ＼(=^‥^)/ < SO MANY POTENTIAL SHIPS TO JUGGLE. A BUSY HYPOTHETICAL MATCHMAKER'S JOB IS NEVER DONE!

MEENAH: that isnt anything even close to resemblin a real responsibility

MEULIN: (=^･ｪ･^=) < I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I DON'T GIVE A LICK ABOUT JOINING YOUR FIGHT, BUT I JUST DON'T THINK I WILL BE VERY USEFUL!

MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < BY THE WAY, "LICK" WAS A SUBTLE CAT PUN.

MEENAH: dunno it doesnt sound like you give much a carp about anyfin that isnt shipping or sayin cat things

MEENAH: btw "sound" was a subtle pun pertainin to oceanic geography

#also #'carp' is a fish #and 'anyfin' is just a thing i say all the time duh

MEULIN: (^・ω・^ ) < COME OOOOOOOOON M33NAH, DON'T YOU WANT TO RELAX JUST A NIP BEFORE YOU GO RIGHT OFF TO ROUGHHIVE SOME MORE?

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < I HEARD YOU HAVE TAKEN A K33N INTEREST IN KANKRI'S ANCESTOR.

MEENAH: sunnuva fish

MEULIN: ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) < WELL, M33NAH? IS THAT TRUE?

#HMMM?????????

MEENAH: even if it was true

MEENAH: which it is the very definition of AINT

MEENAH: how the shit could you have even heard something like that already

#not literally heard #w ur ears #yaknowatimean

MEULIN: (=^ω^=) < H3333333! IT'S TRUE, I JUST KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!

MEULIN: (=ｘェｘ=) < _DIES_

#*IS DEAD*

MEENAH: yes please do that

MEULIN: ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < DO YOU WANT ME TO SET YOU UP WITH HIM? BEFORE YOU SAY NO, I URGE YOU NOT TO UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MY ROMANTIC SORCERIES.

MEULIN: (^･o･^)ﾉ < YOU HAVE B33N OUT OF THE LOOP FOR A LONG TIME, SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT KIND OF MIRACLES HAVE B33N WROUGHT BY THE MAGE OF HEART!

MEULIN: (=^-ω-^=) < NOW, BEFORE I WORK MY MAGIC, WE SHOULD GET ONE THING CLEAR. IS YOUR YEARNING RED OR BLACK?

MEULIN: (=ＴωＴ=) < I AM ONLY ASKING TO BE ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN, BUT METHINKS THERE IS BARELY ANY DOUBT ABOUT IT. SOMMMEONE IS WAXING SCARLET FOR A LOUD, YOUNGER KANKRI, HMMMMMMMMM?

MEENAH: leijon

MEENAH: are you readin my lips

MEENAH: pretend you can hear me and that im saying this so loud your kittycat ears hurt

MEENAH: shhhut thhhe fuuuuck uuup

MEULIN: (^･ω･^)

MEENAH: dont set me up with anemonebouy kay

#anemonebouy #<<how fishpuns be DONE #bouyeah

MEENAH: just keep it in your friendfics

MEENAH: write about us doin it or whatever just S)(UT UP

MEULIN: (^･o･^) < OHHH. G333. EMMM.

MEULIN: (=^･^=) < I HAVE THE _BEST_ IDEA FOR A FIC LIKE THAT.

MEULIN: ~(=^‥^)ノ < BUT DON'T WORRY, MY POLICKSY WITH SUCH LICENTIOUS MATERIAL IS THE SAME AS IT'S ALWAYS B33N. I WILL NOT SHOW A SOUL UNTIL I HAVE SHOWN IT TO YOU AND THE YOUNGER VANTAS, AND YOU BOTH APPURRVE. I PROMISE!!!

MEENAH: yay another worthless conversation under ma belt!

#belt w a bedazzled fuchsia strap and a solid gold buckle

MEENAH: TIM-E TO BOUNC-E

#homestuck #meenah peixes #meulin leijon #homestuck act 6 #page 5308 #homestuck act 6 act 3 #openbound

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mikeysantoss · 2 years ago

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ninety days clean now.

havent been writing here cause i’ve been busy. nik and verity convinced me to try out college so now im taking night classes for social work. verity said its a good idea to stay busy and i think she’s right. i’ve stopped being so skeptical of her ideas.

think i always wanted to do something with my life that’d help people, and social work’s the best way forward.

apparently rhere’s a bunch of specialisations you can do. i wanna specialise in youth addiction so i can be the person i wish i had around me when i was 18 and getting introduced to drugs.

wont have much time to write here anyway cause when i aint studying, im working on music. the brain fog’s slowly going away and now i got the urge to write songs again.

verity’s been getting me into mindfulness and it’s really helping me get in touch with my inner soul and all that other hippy shit.

im feeling good.

one hundred days clean

can't fuckin believe it's been a hundred days. damn .never thought id get this far but here i am. nik threw me a little party with all my buds from meetings + college. really dont think i wouldve made it this far without him and verity.

guess i better tell you the other big thing.

i have bipolar disorder. verity says i probably inherited ot from you or dad, and considerin 90% of my symptoms line up with ur past behaviour, it dont take a genius to know who i got it from

first i was angry. but i gotta say, more than anger i've just felt relief. im not fuckin crazy after all. a lot of shit in my life started making sense whoich made me feel like i wasnt doomed 2 fail. that there was hope.

verity didn't give me any pills but mentioned there are mood stabilizers. i dont wanna go on em cause im scared i''ll get addicted and have 2 start the whole withdrawals thing again

but she said the option is there 4 me whenever i feel up 2 it. maybe in the future.

i thought about you the day i got my diagnosis. couldnt write here cause i was a goddamn wreck.

did u know you had bipolar disorder? did you have to deal with that shit alone? not knowing whats wrong with you and going your whole life thinkin youre a crazy delusional fuck up is a pretty shitty thing i aint gonna lie. made me wonder if you went through the same shit.

there's a lot i gotta unpack but at least now i know what box to look in.

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rodeorun · 6 months ago

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PLEASEEEEE THEYRE JUST IDIOTS IN LOVE!!!!! Both so stubborn but um... kuna is kinda a dick so, go reader go :3

I was so afraid she was actually gonna give in hsjjsjs but i like that she's standing her ground for what she finds important and what she needs in a relationship to have her needs met.

He was so sweet...until he got to the part abt "I would have saved myself the trouble of chasing after you if I had known that taking a business associate to dinner would cause you to cry for me, princess," Sukuna smirked as he squeezed your cheeks with one hand. "If you beg a little more, I'll gladly take you back." <<< an ASS!!! Like yeah u gotta expect it when getting involved but smh, we aint here to appease anyones ego!!!

Oh my god this >>>> Fuck the shame that you felt, your pride may have been wounded, but hell would freeze over before you begged for Sukuna back. You understood your feelings too well, but that doesn't mean you would just hand over your heart again. It was love, you loved Sukuna and you certainly didn't stop loving him. But you loved yourself too. <<< i LOVE that. Like yes reader loves him, but she needs to love herself too and know what she needs

At this point they're both incredibly stubborn and being silly but like.... reader isnt asking for much and sukuna is stupid if he's doing all these actions but not saying the L word when its showing for itself. Pride on both sides! And honestly i hated how he made it a game, like he's doing all these sweet things to see reader crawl back. When she threw back what she said abt clingy girls i was like YES GIRL YOU GOOOOO!!

Reader isnt asking for much just to make her happy and sukunas little quips are only gonna get him in further shit. At this point, if sukuna isn't budging and realizing that he needs to make sacrifices or change his perspective, reader needs to make moves bc she's doing herself no favors staying here. Like YES you love him, but how long can u play the waiting game? Sure nobody might love you like he did but its either u put ur pride aside, he puts his pride aside, or you find someone who u dont need to put ur pride aside with. (Just my logic brain, obviously for the sake of plot we draw this stuff out for entertainment lol)

id lowkey love to see reader move on like, finding herself and growing her self love, and shining so brightly that kuna falls to his knees because 'oh my god what have i done"

•.¸♡ 𝑶𝒉, '𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 ♡¸.•

ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: ᴇxʙғ! sᴜᴋᴜɴᴀ x sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

ᴄᴡ: sғᴡ, sʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪsᴍ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ sǫᴜɪɴᴛ, ᴛᴏxɪᴄɪᴛʏ, ᴇxᴇs, slight ᴀɴɢsᴛ (ɴᴏ ᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛ), ғᴇᴍ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴜsᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ᴘᴇᴛ ɴᴀᴍᴇs: ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss, sᴡᴇᴇᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛ, ɪғ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴀɴʏᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴀᴅᴅ ɪᴛ ʟᴏʟ,

ᴡᴄ: 𝟷.𝟸ᴋ (ᴘᴀʀᴛ 𝟸 ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs ᴅʀᴀʙʙʟᴇ)

ᴀ/ɴ: ɪ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴡᴇɴᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴏғʀᴇᴀᴅ!! ɪᴍᴀɢᴇs ɪɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇғʟᴇᴄᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

The sun was too bright and your bed was too warm. You could feel your brain spin in your skull as you tried to rise from the sauna that is your bed. The memories of last night were unbearably hazy and you couldn't pinpoint this weird feeling that you had in your stomach. The tequila from last night was definitely not helping.

How did you get home last night?

The answer to that question was in your living room. You pulled on one of your fluffy robes over your shoulders and hastily tied it as you walked out of your suffocating bedroom.

He was already awake by the looks of it.

"Sukuna." You mumbled out. Your eyes tried to adjust to the brightness of the living room as you racked your brain for the missing memories.

"Princess." He purred. "Why do you look like you've seen a ghost?"

"What-, why are you here?" You asked in a shaky voice as you eyed your ex-boyfriend, who seemed to have no trouble making himself at home. Despite his hair being a mess from sleep, Sukuna still looked as handsome with how it was tussled. It was absolutely sinful how he looked so good wearing a plain black t-shirt.

"Because a certain someone got absolutely plastered at a bar." Sukuna chuckled as he ran his hand through his hair, "I had to stop what I was doing and pick you up."

Sukuna. Bar. Tequila. Sukuna. Drive. Sukuna.

Fragmented memories started to slowly come by as you tried to piece it all together. You remember that you were at the bar, but what you couldn't remember was why. Sukuna stretched on your sofa as you continued to ponder.

"I shoulda put you to sleep on the couch. My fucking back is killing me from sleeping on it." Sukuna rubbed his neck as he got up from the sofa. "Now. Princess, can you explain to me why I had to drop what I was doing to pick you up?"

Embarrassment coated your cheeks as your face heated up. You had stood your ground to Sukuna for the last couple of months and threw it down the drain in one night. For what reason? You couldn't even remember last night fully. Sukuna had to pick you up because you were wasted on cheap tequila.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bother-"

"That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking why the fuck were you drinking to the point that someone had to call me to get you." Irritation coated Sukuna's words with what you think is sincerity. He stood toe to toe with you as he asked, "What the hell were you thinking?"

"I don't know!" You exclaimed in frustration as hot tears began to well up behind your eyes. Don't cry. Don't cry. Don't cry. "I don't- I don't even remember what even happened last night for the most part. It's all a huge blur." This was unlike you completely. You enjoyed drinking, but very rarely had you ever drank to the point like last night. The last time you got that intoxicated was when you received your 8th rejection letter for a job that would have allowed you to leave the restaurant.

"Princess." Sukuna raised a hand to cup your face. "You asked about my 'date.'"

An important fragmented piece landed right back into place. Sukuna had a date. That's right. And you fucked it all up by getting wasted. You were walking with Nobara at one of the gallerias yesterday. She was helping you pick out a new outfit when you both saw Sukuna walking with a very pretty woman by his side. She was absolutely stunning with her stupid, pretty hair and curvy figure. The instant that you had caught yourself, you felt shame fill your stomach.

Nobara tried to avert your attention somewhere else, but it was too much! You ended your outing early as the ugly feelings were eating you up inside. It felt so pathetic because you shouldn't have felt jealous or angry at Sukuna. If anything you should have felt glad that he was moving on. Except you didn't and you hated yourself for it. That's how you ended up at that bar and approximately 6 double shots later Sukuna came to get you.

"I... I didn't mea- I wasn't trying-" You couldn't get the words to come out. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." The apologies slipped out, your shame overrode your pride this time.

"I wasn't on a date, princess."

Sukuna seemed so sincere that it took you a second to register his words. It was jarring considering that half of the time he was arrogant and the other half was condescending. You have seen glimpses of this side of Sukuna before, but this was the first time you had seen it stay for longer than a moment. And just as you were taking in the softness of his beautiful maroon eyes, it was gone.

"I would have saved myself the trouble of chasing after you if I had known that taking a business associate to dinner would cause you to cry for me, princess," Sukuna smirked as he squeezed your cheeks with one hand. "If you beg a little more, I'll gladly take you back."

This arrogant asshole.

Fuck the shame that you felt, your pride may have been wounded, but hell would freeze over before you begged for Sukuna back. You understood your feelings too well, but that doesn't mean you would just hand over your heart again. It was love, you loved Sukuna and you certainly didn't stop loving him. But you loved yourself too.

"What was that you said before?" You yanked your face out of Sukuna's grip, "Oh that's right. You hate clingy girls." You dramatically gasped. "As much as I would love to beg for a second chance, I think I'll pass." You responded sarcastically and ignored the shadow that passed Sukuna's face.

Sukuna was a man who held very few regrets. He doesn't believe in lingering in the past, so he doesn't understand why you were so hung up on that. His smirk was replaced with a scowl as you moved away from him. There was a nagging feeling in his stomach, one that he chose to ignore. He had already settled on having you crawl back to him. What Sukuna loved enjoyed about you was how fierce and independent you were.

Never did you expect sweet flowered words, you always found meaning in Sukuna's actions. He remembered how you were always insistent on attempting to pay for your dates, except Sukuna would never let you. You were never afraid to voice your opinions and you always acted in your best interest. He loved liked that about you. So why the fuck were you so insistent on saying it out loud.

Sukuna's eyes narrowed as he took a deep breath. "Fine. Be that way, sweetheart." He brushed past you as you avoided looking at him.

Part of you wanted to turn around and reach out to Sukuna, but you couldn't. You didn't want to spell it out loud for him. Instead, you decided to let him go through the door.

"...I didn't thank him." You whispered to no one in your silent apartment.

#Idk i love reader #If she was my bff id let her crash and recover and hype her up #Like baby u dont need NO mannnnn #And i can tell shes that type like #She just needs time <3

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skyartworkzzz · 3 years ago

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Not-so-friendly Reminder/Advice (Frans related)

This aint directed to anyone specifically, but it does serve as a warning to yall who dont like Frans and still have the nerve to leave hurtful/passive aggressive comments. Not only on my art but anyone else's who likes this ship.

So lemme get this straight; you have 2 options here: you can either mute the hashtag OR unfollow/block me. I couldnt care less for whatever choice u pick, but don't you fucking dare to throw free hate at someone whos just trynna have fun with their own interpretations and headcanons.

Not only are u acting childish by throwing a tantrum cuz someone is doing smtng u dont like, but ure also hurting said artist's imagination and freedom inside a fandom they love. The same way you wouldnt like to hear someone shit talking about u, we dont like to hear u shit talking about us.

Idk about other shippers, but personally, I see Frisk as my own OC and somewhat of a self insert. Ever since I met Undertale I always saw them as a "white canvas" for us to fill in with our own ideas, which is smtng the game itself encourages u to do by giving the ability to choose their personality and gender. Whether theyre a child or not, that is also up to the artist and its none of ur business to decide this for them. In no moment we denied that the CANON Frisk is a child, but trying to "reassure it" towards artists who also see them as their own OC is not only ridiculous but disrespectful.

And this doesnt only go to Frisk, but also any other characters in the game. How do yall think the many Sans-OCs u know were made after all? How do ya think the many popular AUs that exist nowadays came to life? Because artists gave way to their own ideas into a piece of media they love. If we were to follow this logic of "bUT ThAts nOT WhAtS CAnoN in tHE GamE!!!!11124@#$%" then we would probably have to kiss goodbye to EVERY existent AU and OCs made for this fandom.

NOW, if u do see artists who draw Frisk as a CHILD and still ship them with Sans or any other canonically adult characters, thats also not ur problem to solve. Im not saying its smtng acceptable or right, but its still not ur opinion that will change what this person does. Besides, Im pretty sure whoever this artist is already has their own problems to deal with (mentally wise). So thats when u have 2 options again: mute or block; and please do keep in mind: this specific Frans artist does not represent EVERY OTHER Frans artists.

So yeah, I think thats all I wanted to say. TL;DR I will not stop drawing Frans art just cuz YOU dont like it. Deal with it or gtfo instead of throwing free hate over smtng u clearly dont care to know

As for my other followers who have been enjoying what I do, Frans art or not, tysm for sticking with me so far. I rlly appreciate yalls support and love 💜

#serious #long post #text #friendly reminder #frans #sans x frisk #frisk x sans #undertale frans #vent? Idk LMAO #was supposed to be a friendly reminder but the longer I typed the angrier I got so LMAO #I might either delete this later or overflod my blog with more posts to cover this one #I aint ashamed of what I said but I dont like to deal with topics on my blog when its supposed to be a fun space #sorry for that if yall werent expecting JKNaskdnj #anyways thats it #skyartworkzzz

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ogaferoga · 4 years ago

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How to not be sad when your post doesn’t get notes

I know the eternal Mood of the Tumblr Creator is like goddamn, no one reblogs on tumblr dot com anymore, what is even the POINT of MAKING THINGS might as well throw my computer in the garbage!!

I get it! sweet sweet internet validation feels incredible and is SO addicting. It’s amazing and we love it!! But what about when you work on something for a long time, and it doesn’t get the response you hoped? No notes??? i know. it sucks! fuck!!!

BUT I’m here to tell you... it doesn’t have to ruin your day!

very easy to say, much harder to feel, esp when you’re an empty shell of a person waiting for reblogs to make you whole. Here’s what I do to take the no-notes edge off:

Step 1. Verbalise why making that thing was worthwhile. We’re talking journey here, not destination. Take a look at that thing you made. (Ignore the notes!!!) Now name WHY all that work you put in was worthwhile. I always do this after finishing something! I say ay, I made this thing and HERE is why I am glad I did. For me, the answer is usually because I learned something in the process, but maybe you already know everything (nice!), in which case maybe you found a bangin new colour combination?? maybe this thing is a lil better than the last thing you made? or maybe you just got to stare at that sexy celeb’s face for 4 hours?? in any case, name it aloud (in ur head) and remember it as you...

Step 2. Acknowledge that you completed something. Was that thing finished enough to post? fuck yeah it was!! Goddamn that is incredible. you know how easy it is to not finish something?? SO EASY. Finishing things is so fucking hard. and if this creation you’ve poured your heart and soul into doesn’t hit the specific sweet spot of posts that are popular on tumblr dot com, who cares??? not you!! cause you finished that thing!! You made something, yeah YOU!! fuck yeah. FUCK YEAH

Step 3. List what you hoped to achieve in making that thing. What was your goal in making that gifset? Was it a) to get better at a skill? b) to distract you from the world? c) to distill your love of a show/film/celeb? d) something else i cant think of? e) to get notes on tumblr dot com? I’m guessing your answer is not ONLY option e. Take another look at that gifset. Did it achieve one of those other goals? NICE.

Step 4. Look at the notes and tell them they aint shit. Now that you’ve put in the time to realise all the awesome shit gained from making that gifset/edit/watercolour portrait of david castañada’s hair, take another look at the notes. still none?? damn. but hey, it’s ok. Cause the best thing about notes? they don’t affect any of the above!! no matter how many notes you do or don’t get? all the other stuff remains TRUE. Turns out notes dont mean shit!!!! what means shit is what YOU gained from making that thing!!!

Bonus Step 5. Start working on the next thing. This might not be for everyone, cause as established, making shit is hard, but I find starting a new project is a great way to completely forget about any sticky feelings of rejection that come from a no-notes sadfest. what, that thing i posted an hour ago?? i dont even know her!! im too busy working on this watercolour portrait of robert sheehan’s eyebrows !!

Ultimately, this comes down to finding the value in the Making and not just the Response. You cant control the response, so why should it have any affect on how you feel about your creations?? grab a slice of that intrinsic self worth, you're gonna LOVE it!!

#this may seem random but #ive seen so many amazing creators being sad lately and im just like !!!#unaccaeptable #like i GET it i am a designer and i learned a while ago #that deriving my self worth as a designer from what other people think is a real quick way to be a really bad designer #and to also hate design #its impossible to ignore negative feedback completely but dont let it ruin the process if the process is what u enjoy !!!#also ?? if no one reads this ?? its all good! cause i took my OWN advice #and writing this made me feel better bout my last set not getting many notes #so im just 😌#anyways ima go eat spaghetti now #mine

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ventrue-in-control · 2 years ago

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Mate ya aint got a clue how happy I am to here dat cuz oh lord. It gonna be busy soon. Summer is coming up and like right now we're making the most sales but jflhd unimportant for now.

Did I give u the contract yet? I dont think I did. Declan and I wrote it so its not like lawyer checked so it won't sound daaaat nice. But u know. Actually some of these dont apply to youuu since ure already aware of the masquerade ergh one sec lemme cross some of these out yep. Aight all good.

I want you to read it. Like. Really read it aight? N then if u still agree to all the terms n conditions etc. U can sign it. I just like. Want u to be fully aware of what it entails ya know.

But! After you sign it! Ill set u up~ teatch u some basic things n ill get ur shit ready. Btw~ wat kinda car would u like? Can litterally be anything but if u say Ferrari i will mention its gonna get scratched up if u ever park it outside.

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firstkokon0is · 4 years ago

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can i request inui, koko, draken, chifuyu and mikey reaction to fem reader having period stains while out on a date with them?

this is like the worst experience ever if ur a girl zjlwbekepbs

Inui, koko, draken, chifuyu and mikey reaction to s/o having period stains while on date

‼️: mentions of blood, and if you’re not comfortable reading this you can skip

part 2

INUI

he was…….confused?

was it a red paint that you accidentally sat on while on you guys are on the park later

it happens when you’re walking first then he’s behind walking with you

poor boy is really confused to he just told you that you “accidentally sat on a mess”

when he informed you, you know what it is

“inui was is blood??? oh my god” you look at your behind to see if he’s actually serious and yes u got them stains

“blood? how you know is it a blood, you sat on a blood? where” bro…..

“its period god dammit” and then he just “oh”

thank god he got a extra jacket and he made it wrap around your hips to you could hide the stains before going to the bathroom

“nice……giving me 2015 style vibes” he joked earning a hiss from you

apologize after because he know u feel bad about it

DRAKEN

when he saw the spot on your pants/skirt he shake his head low chuckling a little because he knew you’re gonna be so upset because your drip got mess up again

“hey……dont be mad but i think you got period stains” he said hugging you from the back so people wouldn’t notice it

he will guide you to the bathroom still walking close behind you until you reach it

out of universe kind of shit he will suggest to buy a new pair of pants since you guys are in the mall, and hand it to you when he got it

he got it, hand it to you then problem is solved

you guys aint gnna go home early just because of a period stain

but if you insisted then he might just take you home

overall the best boyfriend when it comes to these kind of situations

will not tease you about it, bc it’s normal for the girls and these kind of situation can be unexpected but he’s here to take care of you

KOKO

he’s worried?????

because he saw blood like—

“y/n what the fuck why are you bleeding from behind” followed by your panicked face

“oh no koko i need to go to the bathroom please cover me for awhile”

then he realized it, it might be your period day

then he just shake his head because its a bad timing, you guys are on date

“do you need pads? we’re going home after this you didn’t tell me its your time of the mouth….you could’ve just rest you know date can wait”

then you agree because he wouldn’t let you refuse and actually lowkey want to tale care of you so…..

you guys go home after you fix yourself

he wants you to rest and might even offer to wash your stained pants/skirt so you got nothing to do anymore

and will cuddle you and ended up continuing your date in your home

by ordering foods and playing random video games, still having fun and so much energy

CHIFUYU

very well he knew, he’s actually scared to tell you but it need to be done

well its kind of awkward for him

and he thought you’re gnna get mad at him for no reason

“hey uh i think you got a blood stain on your back”

he understands your panic

since he always got a jacket with him he told you to just use it for the rest of the day to cover it

“make sure to wash this before returning me” he said earning a glare from you but of course you’re gonna wash it duh

after you did your business in the restroom you informed him that you wanted to continue the date, he’s not sure tho because he knew periods can be very painful sometimes

as much as he wanted to take you home but he wanted to spend time with you and spoil you for the day,

and sometimes questions why do girls bleed every month and say it sounds like hell for him

but as long as you insisted its fine, he’ll buy every food you want too and ask every minute if you’re fine or wanted to go home to rest

MIKEY

idiot

because he doesn’t have an idea that its a period stain

“y/n you sat on a ketchup lets wipe it oh no your pants” he said searching for a tissue on your bag that he’s holding

“a what mikey?”

“ketchup. someone might’ve pulled a prank on you-”

you just face palm yourself and eventually told him its not a ketchup its blood then there it is

he replied with a long “ohhhhhhhh sooo itss yourrr dayyy im sorry i didn’t know”

he’ll walk behind you if you’re going to the restroom

“stay here y/n, here my jacket i’ll be back” he suddenly put you aside to wait for him, confused so you just let him

then he came back with a new pants…..

“cant buy you underwear it’s embarrassing” he said and you almost cried actually then he explained that he doesn’t want to go home yet so he brought u new ones

but if you wanna go home and rest he’ll go with you but he doesn’t really wanna go home lol

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers x reader #chifuyu #mikey #draken #inui #koko

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ennoshawty · 3 years ago

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HQ CAPTAINS AS THINGS

i was bored and felt like doing a crackfic thing but i didn’t have any solid themes or good ideas

SO I PRESENT TO YOU - THE CAPTAINS. AS THINGS. IDK HOW TO WORD THIS BUT YOU’LL SEE AS WE GO ALONG.

warnings: VERY LONG, slandering a crybaby oikawa (lovingly), mentions f!reader, shitposting, mentions of violence in kita's, (a bit) yandere!kita, cursing, unedited, me being an idiot

officer!daichi

we are: vigilante/troublemaker

loving the enemies-to-lovers trope so much

nah bro you ain’t full criminal (bc my preppy ass could never) you just do the small vandalism things y’know like drawing peepees on government buildings and knocking over bins

u literally confessed to him by spraypainting the entire billboard by his workplace “I LIKE YOU” like way to go girl

He didn’t appreciate the creative graffiti but he rlly likes u so all u had to do was clean it and then next thing u know yall are out on a cute cafe date

but let’s talk about before yall got together

he’d CHASE u thru alleyways when he’d catch you writing “police sux” on the fuckin wall

bro is NOT AT ALL afraid to jump onto the roofs it’s FRIGHTENING to see this huge ass police officer storm after u

HES SO FAST HOT DAMN WOMAN HOW DO U GET AWAY FROM HIM??? USAIN BOLT WHOMST???

you’d almost always get away by a hair - he’s SO SO close

and it frustrates him but excites u oooooo arrest me shawty

and this would continue for a while

but yall have such fun fun banter - you’d tease him and he’d say something back and you’d bolt and he’d chase

some days he’d catch you. but in those times u slip away somehow

he’s having so much fun and doesn’t even know it

and then at one point he doesn’t even care about bringing u to justice anymore. he knows it’s bad for business and it’s unprofessional but he’s so attracted to u

he doesn’t even know it. HES IN DENIAL!!! his mind: “oh i’m just asking about her so that i know her motives” bruh no u just asked about our fav pastry this aint about crime anymore

and when he finally gets it,,,DINGDINGDINGDING SOUND THE ALARMS !!! MAN IS WHIPPED!! he’s more shy around u awww,,,doesn’t even want to chase u anymore but he will still engage in banter w u.

yall get a little peace treaty in the lil crush stage - you both are kinda aware of ur feelings towards each other but don't really wanna mess it up and jeopardize whatever's going on like bros PLEASE JUST KISS ITS INFURIATING

it’s more of a competition to see who will break the other first (and you lost he’s too hot)

he lets u joyride his cop car in an empty parking lot <3 he is the one <3 this is true love

u gotta marry him right now bro no excuses

u are no longer on the crime side of the law,,,u support him and only him fuck the rest of the cops (i’m jk of course...or am i)

u are his badass sidekick <3 unofficially of course until he marries u

u help him with the small things like helping lost children find their parents and helping old ladies cross the street

but you want to do the FUN stuff - chasing thieves and arresting drunkards.

unfortunately, he loves u too much to put u in danger so he keeps u from doing the dangerous things

after some protesting later, he trusts u to take care of urself. and now yall have a competition just like old times - whoever catches the most baddies at the end of the month wins (he WILL scold u if ur too reckless though)

THE TWO OF U ARE JUST GOOD COP BAD COP UHAHAHAHAHAHA

but it’s much more complicated than that - it’s either ur the laidback one and he’s the strict one or ur the fiery one and he’s the person like “calm down”

PLEASE HE HATES BRINGING U TO INTERROGATIONS he’s trying to be serious but you keep making him laugh istg he has to kick u out each time

u still make him laugh when u pout-glare at him thru the glass

bro says he’s not the stereotypical cop but the moment u surprise him with donuts and coffee in the morning he will make out w u right then and there

even though yall dating he still won’t let u play with his equipment

but sometimes u grab his walkie talkie when he’s not looking and prank call the others

and his coworkers know by now they’re like “oh it’s daichis gf” and go along with it HAHAHAHA “this is alpha 1, daichi just contracted ligma, over.” “roger, but what’s ligma? over.” “*inhale* LIGMA-” *daichi takes the walkie talkie back*

his coworkers are chill lmaoooo they love u two as a couple THEY ARE VERY SUPPORTIVE they planned a surprise anniversary party of when u joined the force (unofficially)

the juniors tanaka and noya are jelly ooooo but they respect their captain <3

u loooooove hanging out w the starry-eyed new recruit hinata and he’s bouncing around asking u personal questions “how did you date the commander!!! what’s he like as a bf??” he also accidentally exposes how much daichi talks about u in the office before he drags him away and murders him off camera

he does get u a walkie talkie that’s just connected to his line, tho. for emergencies. it’s ur second phone basically that only has his number in it

daichi LOVES it when u massage him after he’s had a long day but his shoulders are stiff as a statue,,,he’s also super stronk and can carry u anywhere <333

IMAGINE HE HAS A POLICE DOG - he doesn’t, but he’ll get one of his buddies to bring u a k9 unit so u can pet it and when he sees how happy u are he considers getting one PLSSS IT WOULD FIT HIM HELPPP

bro is VERY strict on safety. bulletproof glass in yalls house. alarms + cameras everywhere. trackers on every device. underground bunker. (just kidding lol)

daichi teaches u self-defense and gets u a bejeweled taser for ur bday <333 MARRY THIS MAN RIGHT NOW OR I’LL-

in other words i love daichi and he is husband material WIFE ME UP BUDDY

househusband!oikawa

we are: girlboss sugar mommy

somehow you tamed this bish to becoming your obedient malewife

and by obedient i mean whiny but compliant

IS MORE ATTACHED TO YOUR BLACK CARD THAN TO YOU. I SAID IT. THE TRUTH.

sure, he’s pretty and gives affection sometimes but the only time he’s bein cute and snuggly w u is when a new fendi purse came out and he wants it

his specialty is cooking but he’s so lazy he’s all “just get the maid to do it”

please give ur workers a raise he’s so demanding

when you take him to ur business parties hes ALWAYS bragging about you and ur large house with this and that and his favorite: indoor hot tub. he always brings up the indoor hot tub.

only reason you bring him is cuz he’s pretty and he whines when you leave him alone for too long

yall cant even stay for too long - he’ll practically drag u out of the building and whining that it’s too hot and his suit is too stuffy and to call a limo

he’s not afraid to embarrass u if u dont give him what he wants and he will spit out food at a formal dinner if its not to his liking

probably in competition w househusbands! makki and mattsun about who gets the best house so he’s constantly begging u for an extension to the house “please babe!!! makki has-” “no.”

8/10 times throws tantrums in public and 1465/10 times throws tantrums in the house

he wants to cry for the sake of crying. one time he lost his shirt and he wouldn’t stop bawling for 15 min

please find him a hobby

crybaby . the moment u give him the glare of death it’s over. but he’s got a cute crying face which makes up for his annoying whimpering

like he made the mistake of throwing a temper tantrum in the mall only for you to glare at him with a look that said “we’re discussing this when we get home and you’re gonna get your ass beat” and walk away. immediately stopped what he was doing and he was running after u, sniffling and mumbling apologies

please humble him and have him sleep outside. the couch is too luxurious to banish him to. he made sure of it himself. it’s reclining and has charging ports. he will not learn his lesson that way

does NOT want you to get a pet or a kid or even another sugar baby/househusband - he wants to be the center of ur attention

speaking of which he HATES it when you work for too long or work overseas. when u come back he’ll pout at u and give u the petty silent treatment

don’t bother trying to comfort him he thrives off of it and he’ll keep going so u can keep paying attention to him. if u just ignore him back he’ll come crawling back to u. “WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME IGNORING YOU?? DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME ANYMORE???”

one time yall got into a fight and he was all like “since ur being a rude mommy i’ll just find someone else !!!” inside u were like “oh god finally” but instead u said “okay”

ohmygod he panicked. he was rlly expecting for u to fight for him,,, but he doesn’t want to admit defeat first so he tries to go thru with it but you literally dont care. even when he has his chanel luggage packed and he’s standing by the door ur just like “ok bye bitch”

So he’s trying to stand by the door and wait for u to say that ur joking. ur not.

“fine! I’m leaving now!” “okay.” “...*sniffles*” “tooru, go.” “WAAAAH NO IM SORRY I DONT WANT TO-”

u knew this was going to happen sadly. u even hid the keys to all of the sports cars u own just in case he was actually going to go thru with it

tries to get in the gossip circle with the neighborhood trophy wives but they don’t think he’s cool enough. they like u though. they think ur hot asf and oikawa doesn’t like them no more bc theyre hitting on his ATM. but thanks to that u know all the gossip and shit even though u don’t ask for it

Every time u pass by a store where he thinks he wants something he’ll just cling to u and give the puppy dog eyes. like it could be out of nowhere and u see it and you’re like “where. which store.”

bro once he went luxury he never went back. he wouldn’t EVER step foot into a grocery store ever again congrats he’s been bimbo-ified

beat him with ur gucci belt pls it’s so funny

also please please PLEASE discipline him. tell him it’s NOT okay to just randomly purchase the entire swarovski store or to throw a party at ur house just bc he’s feeling petty about u being at work for too long. ofc he’ll bitch about it but you need to be firm

but don’t worry,,,he’ll get the idea when u take away black card privileges and slap him around (lovingly)

now he has to ask permission like a good boy. he’ll kneel and hug u and give a lil pout and whine

you got a bigass man child i’m sorry maam u should’ve picked tobio or ushi

ceo!kuroo

we are: secretary

bruh keeps it mostly professional during work hours

but that all gets shedded off like a snake when we on break

one minute he’s all “get these papers done by today or i swear on all that is holy i will destroy you” and then later he’s all “hey sweetheart wanna grab a cup of coffee”

flirty flirty FLIRTY FLIRTY AAAAA HES A MENACE

but you’re less than impressed bc y’know when the time clocks out and its time to go back to work he’s ruthless once more

HUMBLE HIM FOOL only when you’re on break though

will NOT stand for anyone else in the workplace bullyin u - NO WAY. only HIM

he’s got TONS and TONS of dirt on everyone in the office - NO ONE is safe so they wouldn’t even dare

RIP janet from accounting

that dumb bitch made the mistake of insulting u to ur face and in front of him. never heard from her again

it’s not even limited to the other employees - he’s not afraid to go off on a potential business partner if they dared disrespect you

bruh tries to call u on ur off days for the most randomest shit and to get ur attention

*picks up phone* “sir?” “ah! my favorite secretary ever! listen, i need you to grab my pens from my desk at the office and bring them to my place.” “...with all due respect, it’s 2 am, sir.”

but u have to comply with his ridiculous demands cuz he’s the bank

and he depends on u completely. as much as he hates to admit it - u have his schedules, itinerary, provide coffee, performance rates, stock info, you name it.

once u were out sick and he had the worst management - he’s not used to working without you

def tries to get some of ur workload off of u bc he’s worried that the stress of working for him made u sick + he doesn’t want to go thru scheduling again

prolly gets bored in meeting rooms and sends u little smirks and wiggles his eyebrows and weird looks while he’s sitting and ur standing in the corner like bruh pay attention

maybe sometimes he’s secretly makin fun of the presenter and doodling on his spare sticky note something funny to make u crack a smile

he’ll tease u for it of course “oh, secretary! you should be paying more attention! what would you do if this was important?” bruh i can multitask now keep airdropping me ur selfies i’m saving all of them (news flash: u dont save his dumbass selfies otherwise his ego will inflate too much)

sometimes likes to pull u aside from work to hug u - you say it’s highly unprofessional but he says it’s his stress reliever

you ALMOST got caught by one of the newbies and he was kabedon-ing you

he tries to play it off (since u were embarrassed too) but u know better,,,DO NOT LET HIM FORGET ABOUT IT he turns red and embarrassed every single time USE THIS TO UR ADVANTAGE !!

never goes into an elevator without you bruh is so attached to u n holds the doors open for you

but you have to open normal doors for him if he doesn’t know how it works (hint: manual doors. “why isn’t it opening on its own?” “sir, there’s a handle.” “but?? what does it do??”)

bruh acts like a dumbass sometimes so you can baby him :/// wtf man just because you’re rich doesn’t mean i’ll- ...wait...how much did you say…? that many zeros? HAND ME THAT FORK YES I’LL FEED YOU COME HERE- HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE BITCH

brings u to overseas trips and he spoils u too

no matter how much you insist that you’re ok he gives u a lot of luxurious items. “think of it as a bonus from me.” NOW YOU JUST HAVE A COLLECTION OF NICE SHOES/BAGS/JEWELRY AND HE LOVES IT WHEN YOU WEAR THEM TO WORK IT MAKES HIM SO HAPPY UGHHHHH

BRUH just a sugar daddy at this point “you have to look presentable for the next focus group so here’s a nice rolex watch” “sir, i don’t need-” “ah ah ah - it’s my treat.”

it’s pointless to refuse him but he still teases u for it like what???? “if i didn’t know any better, secretary, i’d say you’re just doing it for my money and not my fabulous looks and personality.” “exactly.” “hey!”

yall go for drinking parties a lot. whether with the whole branch or just the two of u

KARAOKE W KUROO AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK <333 becomes a ritual between the two of u

he’s so silly when he’s drunk lmfaoooo goofy ass mf

but that’s only when it’s the two of u. he controls his alcohol around others and his uncool side is only for u <3

also ur the only one he trusts to take him back to his place and handle him

it’s the other way around too - when u drink a lot he looks after you <333

you have a higher tolerance than him and sometimes u have competitions between the two of u on who can drink more but then yall always end up shitfaced

HES the one who has a crush on you

you know the drill - gaslight gatekeep girlboss

he’ll do anything for u but wouldn’t ever admit it he simp

offers u the keys to his estate and offers for you to LIVE with him

bruh just marry me already ok WAIT WE’RE NOT EVEN DATING YOU NEED TO WORK ON THAT SIR-

he’s so awkward tryna confess to u,,,he may be this big hotshot ceo but he’s acting like a schoolgirl in love

probably prints u a confession when he asks u to go to the fax machine lmfao what a nerd

in other words ceo!kuroo is a nerd and you need to top him immediately get that bank

dog hybrid!bokuto

we are: owner

Husky-malamute breed!!! BEEG DOGGIE VERY HAPPY N DROOLY <333

OVERLY HYPER. JUMPS ON ANYONE AND U AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT

he’s well trained i swear but the moment he sees something of interest then i’m sorry you just lost him

please if a robber came in he wouldn’t even attack them he’d just tackle them w hugs

he loves loves loves snuggles <333 u busy? nope!!! hug time!!! cooking something?? oo lemme see!!! whoops look at all those tomatos on the ground. u got a deadline coming up and u really need to focus?? CUDDLE TIIIIIIME- w-wait - huh?? why are u shoving me off?? do you - do you not - huh?!?! WHY ARE YOU LOCKING ME OUT OF THE ROOM?? NO!!!! I LOVE YOU!!! IDK WHAT EXAMS ARE BUT I WANT CUDDLES!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????!!!

the WORST things u could ever do to him is leave him and call him a bad boy

HE CRIES ON THE SPOT </3 HOW COULD YOU </3

soso bummed when u go out of the house without him </333 waits by the door patiently waiting for u to come back </333 sob sob

the moment he hears the door unlock he LEAPS and his tail is wagging like CRAZY

he is SO STRONG. almost always knocks u over whenever he jumps on u

destroys EVERY toy u bring him. u leave him for 5 seconds and there’s stuffing all over the floor and whatever u brought him is nonexistent

tugs on the leash when u walk so much that it SNAPS

loves romping w the other dogs in the dog park but he needs to tone down on his friendliness he almost killed a lil orange chihuahua

gets distracted by EVERYTHING. ooh, squirrel! oo, butterfly! OOO HUMAN CHILD!! MUST EAT!!!

ok while he might be friendly, he still gets super super jealous. you both were outside and u were petting the neighborhood black cat and bruh almost swallowed his head

which u thought was weird bc the two are normally friends and are pretty nice around each other

so now he’s more feisty around him and any other cat that’d get ur attention

If it was a person, then that’s another thing. He’d be very friendly at first but then slowly realize that ur attention is more directed on them than him. then he’d go ballistic

but when u scold him for practically assaulting the poor dude and call him a bad boy,,,he’s lost it

u have to lock him in the other room and he’s crying and whimpering, scratching at the door. all he wanted to do was protect u from that bad bad man who took away his owner’s attention !!!

def snarls at the dude next time he comes into ur house/apartment...dude never came back

“GRRR” “AAAA GET UR FRIGGIN DOG B-” “he don bite” YES IT DO GET UR-”

doggie bokuto rlly tries to be slick...it doesn’t work. like he tries to do that thing when he’s a total demon towards the guy but then act like an angel around u but it doesnt work bc he’s not smooth

doggie intelligence: 2 IQ. one time u got him a puzzle box and hid a treat in it but bruh couldnt figure it out just straight up monched the entire puzzle simply bc he smelled his fav bbq treat in it

speaking of intelligence - he only knows how to say a few words like ur name and incomplete sentences. speaks in barks and whines and sometimes a word

SO BIG THAT HE GRABS FOOD FROM THE TABLE WHEN YOU’RE NOT LOOKING

u had some delicious beef steak? oh dear, where did it go? there’s ur puppy kou with steak sauce all over his lips

big fan of hiking trips, sports, literally anything that involves going out

he LOVES getting dirty outside playing. boi cant control himself from rolling around in the mud

hates baths at first but then he likes how u spray the water on him and giggles awww he likes bath time now

we all know he’s not the brightest pup of the pack but,,,he’s somehow psychic. he knows when ur taking him to the vet

HE THROWS A BIG FUSS ALL THE TIME - sometimes he tries to hide but his huge tail under the couch gives it away

and he knows when ur thinking of taking him on a walk. he also begs u to take him outside by settling his head in ur lap and pouting until u give him what he wants

he likes the big ol doggie sweaters/pjs u buy him...but he always ruins them. no matter how much u buy him, they’re all ruined. he complains how scratchy it is and it feels weird on him

knows LOTS of tricks but if u teach him more than what he already knows he will forget one of them he’s like a damn pokemon

he feels ur emotions :((( if ur mood is down his tail droops :(( and he gives u cuddles and tries to make u feel better

he even likes to make a fool out of himself and be silly if it makes u laugh :((( he’s so precious

in other words i love doggy bokuto

pirate!ushijima

we are: kidnapped

ah yes we’re are captives of the most fearsome pirates of the seas: shiratorizawa

just so you know, tendou was the instigator. he was all “let’s kidnap a noble’s kid and get the ransom money!” (whether you actually are a noble or not is up to you)

thing is, nobody’s willing to pay (if you aren’t a noble) or the pirates really pissed off the folks in charge and are now doing a manhunt

so yeah you aren’t going back anytime soon

but he’s a pretty good sport about it - very hospitable

he notices the little things u like and gets them for u <333 sighs <333

he saw you reading that book? wow look at that, there’s suddenly a stack of them and the same genre he saw you reading

but you definitely shouldn’t test him. he’s SUPER scary when it comes down to it

you saw how ruthless he was with the rogues that had dared to challenge him on sea

mf made them walk the plank

you help on the ship bc u wanna be useful and also shirabu keeps being mean

he asks u to teach the crew how to read cuz theyre dumb as shit and only know water and treasure

speaking of treasure - when he leaves u on the ship to explore a cave, he gets u really pretty jewelry <33 anything u ask for

“oh, welcome back captain. how was your mission?” “i brought back a few trinkets i thought you might like.” *reveals whole chest of priceless gems* “are they to your liking? if not, we can set sail for something else that might interest you.” “I-”

bruh got a pet eagle - u ask the crew and they dont even know how tf it happened

hell, even he doesn’t know how it happened wtf. “oh. one day it flew down to me and i fed it. that’s all.” wtf

equivalent to diluc’s bird - he didn’t even give it a name so he gives u the honors

U name him rigatoni (you got a great naming sense btw)

oh my god oh my god oh my god HE TRIES TO PROTECT U WHEN PPL WERE TRYNA INVADE THE SHIP

it was the first thing he did no cap - burst into ur room and scoops u up <33333

“what the-” “we need to get you to safety. we are under attack.” and holds u close to his chest AAAHSIDHFPSDHFN OH MY LORD YES

HAS THE TEAM GIVE U SELF DEFENSE LESSONS AFTER THAT

tendou tries to give u a sword but ushi says no “she could hurt herself.”

“but ushiwaka! we can teach her not to hurt herself” “...it’s my orders.” “c’mon, be more honest, ushiwaka! what’s the real reason?”

he goes quiet then looks at u “...i’ll always be there to help. she’ll have me.” AOISHSDHFSNDF

HELPPPPP SIOJFDSKFJP HES SO CHARMING AND HE DOESNT EVEN TRY

but the rest of the crew are like “then what’s the point”

but tendou sneaks u a dagger just to be safe

sorry ur apart of the crew now - but they’re like a family even if they did kidnap u

oh whatever your life before wasn’t as cool as this (no offense)

they are given orders to protect u at all costs

speaking of which - ushi isn’t all that great w guns

almost blew his own head off tryna figure out how it works before reon snatched it from him

he brings you with him to towns and cities and he likes taking u to the markets to get you stuff

ushijima tell me your love language is gift-giving without telling me your love language is gift-giving-

he finds out you’re pretty good at bargaining and brings you onshore a lot more

is mesmerized at how you absolutely BERATE the merchant who was tryna rip you off like sis where is this violence coming from??? he loves it??

he also likes to stop by some pretty islands and imagines just settling down in such a nice place w you <333 SIGHS <333 VERY <333 LOUDLY <333

no matter how much he likes you...he will NOT let you drive the boat under any circumstances </3 its his livelihood c’mon man

whenever you have to stay on the ship while he’s away he sends rigatoni to give messages and the two of u talk thru messages

speaking of which rigatoni is fierce and can definitely sink his talons and his sharp beak into any bastard that dares get near you while the captain is away

wakatoshi “swimming is for pussies” ushijima - he’s water resistant

bruh so powerful he walks on water

second coming of christ who

IM JUST KIDDING he does swim but we hardly ever see it

legends say (tendou says) he looks rlly awkward doing it and only knows how to doggie paddle

speaking of our homeboy tendou - he loooves spooking the team (and especially you) with scary stories . don’t worry tho - this is all a ploy to get the beeg pirate husband to comfort u at night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) he is ur wingman u can count on him. but his suggestions are ridiculous

“Jump off the deck and see if he’ll catch you!” um excuse me- THOU SHALT NOT PUT BIG HUSBAND TO THE TEST

he’s got good intentions...i think…

but everyone literally knows he would dive after you

in other words pirate!ushijima is a softie at heart but goddamn he probably secretly has a pet shark so dont test him or u goin overboard

mafia leader!kita

we are: associate from different group/family

kita highly respects u and yall have been acquainted since u were young with the alliance of ur families

so in a way ur childhood friends but yall do have lil bit of friendly rivalry a bit

arranged marriage whuuuutttt...yeah thats what happened but u love him <3

nobody else knows about ur arranged marriage but you two

POLITE GENTLEMAN <333 !!! HNNNNNNNN his granny raised him right even tho he’s a mafia leader

RICH BOY RICH BOY RICH BOY- ALWAYS DRESSES DASHINGLY AND SMELLS GREAT MMMMMM

he owns the majority of the underground casinos

and has lots of connections with others. countless, might i add.

you on the other hand specialize as an arms dealer so he cherishes your services the most

prob has the traditional tattoos allllll over his back and shoulders w like a dragon or sm and def a fox or kitsune

when u two were little he asked ur favorite flower and GOT THAT TATTOOED ON HIS BACK <3 probably secretly has your initials hidden in there somewhere

u both have a silent understanding of each other and he talks to u more than he does anyone

before he used to smoke but once he figured out that you didn’t like the smell of cigarettes he quit just like that

his underlings, the miya twins are so confused on how kita switches from totally brutal and ruthless to so soft around u

they can’t tease him for it, though, cuz he’d pulverize them

but they want to know more about u,,,you mysterious enigma,,,but kita would kill them if they dared asked about you

so they go to inarizaki’s most secretive informant/cyber mercenary, suna rintarou

and suna knows all about you. he saw you one time and he was curious about who you were and is now rlly scared of you because he dug too deep and you’ve got LOTS of history

he doesn’t dare tell the twins what he found no matter how much they bug him

until they bribe him at just the right price

and when aran finds out and tells kita?? ohhh boy it’s lights out for all three of them

oh my god ,,, would kill for u he loves u so much

one time you were kidnapped and held hostage

bro saw red

MAFIA ANNIHILATION SPEEDRUN ANY % NO GLITCH

he got world record time

wiped out the entire conglomerate behind it - nothing and nobody left behind after that

and of course, made sure you were safe.

yandere? ofc not...i mean...just look at him...so innocent...he would never...sharpening that knife...with splattered blood all over him...

is now joined at the hip with u,,,no matter how much you tell him you’ll be fine now and that you have tons of reliable bodyguards he won’t let it go

“don’t you have to go back to your place?” “this is my duty as both a fellow associate and your future husband.” aww,,,ur so sweet...but BRUH PLEASE GO HOME ARAN IS DOING EVERYTHING OVER THERE

makes sure to build a headquarters DIRECTLY NEXT TO YOURS so that its faster

and it’s not long until he just signs a deal to merge ur factions together (since yall getting married anyways)

and oh my god...ur underground wedding is SO SO PRETTY

absolutely DOESN’T care if he’s smuggling jewels from different countries - he’s having your ring CUSTOM MADE and the way you want it. “the diamond is too small? sure thing, darling, i’ll have it 7 times that size.”

makes sure everything is perfect in ur wedding <333 its very extravagant and even though its not really his style he’ll do anything for you

he absolutely WOULD take your last name if you wanted. FIGHT ME ON THIS

takes you to his private island for ur honeymoon so that the two of you don’t have to worry about work

meanwhile aran is scrambling around the place trying to cover for the both of you

he’s a VERY romantic husband - NEVER takes off his ring even for security. he says its practically a part of him just like you are <3

the ring has a built in tracker connected to an app. possessive? noooo...

in other words this escalated pretty quickly but i aint complaining if it gets me married to kita

--EXTRA EXTRA!! other characters’ roles!!--

officer!daichi:

karasuno squadron consists of:

cops: daichi (duh), asahi (mostly patrol, he hates confrontation), tanaka & noya (mostly accompanied by ennoshita), hinata & kageyama

investigators/detectives: sugawara, ennoshita, yamaguchi, tsukishima, kiyoko, yachi

surveillance: narita, kinoshita, tsukishima too

househusband!oikawa:

makki and mattsun are also househusbands

iwaizumi is a malewife fhasodjkasdhf-

ceo!kuroo:

lev is the newbie that walked in on u two-

janet still a bitch

kenma is his fellow ceo buddy. he also owns a multimillion dollar company and kuroo’s and his have a sort-of contract so you see him a lot in meetings

yaku is like one of the top performing managers so whenever yall have branch meetings he’s there

dog hybrid!bokuto:

kuroo is the black neighborhood cat bokuto almost murdered cough cough i did that on purpose yes i did

kenma is also another neighborhood cat. you don’t see him around that often but now that bokuto got jealous he stays far away.

hinata is the orange chihuahua i briefly mentioned

i couldn’t decide whether akaashi would stay human and be his previous owner or also be a cat/dog/owl. so lets say he’s ur human friend that is your bestie and comes over a lot. bokuto likes him, though. still gets jealous a bit.

pirate!ushijima:

tendou is practically is right hand man

the rest of the team have something to give idk how to explain pirate team members okay-

BUT BUT BUT- they do have sea rivals which are the seijoh pirates. you ran into them one day and oikawa thought you were kidnapped (you were, but you liked it there) so he tried to do you justice and failed miserably. ushijima ragdolled him into the ocean when he flirted w you.

mafia!kita:

the twins are something akin to mercenaries basically. or just plain lackeys.

suna is an informant/cyber mercenary. he gathers information about ppl which is how he knew about you. and he’s a hacker lol.

aran is his second-in-command, omimi + ginjima are his bodyguards

a/n: im going to regret posting this

#haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu captains #daichi sawamura #oikawa toru #kuroo tetsuro #kita shinsuke #ushijima wakatoshi #bokuto kotaro #x reader

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