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[littlcdarlin]

dbf!Joel headcanons

warnings: big, though unspecified age gap, 18+ (as always)

note: Uni has been kicking my ass, so I’ve only had time for some headcanons lately. This Joel is very sweet, but I’m open to writing sleazy or dark Joel, too! If you have requests for any headcanons, I will be able to write them even during this stressful time. Full fics will take me a while longer. Enjoy reading, my loves <3 and feel free to add stuff!

He doesn’t really know how to cook well and mostly eats his faves every day but when you stay over more and more he makes an effort to learn and actually finds out he really likes it

Whatever pressure your parents put on you, he relieves it by accepting it rather than trying to fix it for you — you can just exist around him without expectation

He worries the age difference means you don’t have much to talk about, so he watches your favourite show that you mentioned and although it certainly wouldn’t have been his first pick, it lets him unwind. He likes watching something he knows you’ve watched and loved when you’re not around, it makes him feel closer to you

When he first starts looking at you differently he blue balls himself so as not to disrespect you — when he has sex with someone to relieve himself, he accidentally says your name to them

He keeps a polaroid of you in his wallet and cashiers wonder why he smiles at his debit card so much

He finds it hard to stay friends with your dad, because it makes him feel weird about this dynamic with you. He distances himself from your parents after they react badly to the news of your relationship, not because of guilt or cowardice, but because he doesn’t tolerate how they treat you

He thought he would hate the gossip after the two of you go public, but when you do, he finds himself imagining knocking you up just so everyone knows what he does to you. He opts for lots of hickeys until kids might be a possibility, but that doesn’t stop him from pretending you don’t have an IUD when he finishes inside of you

He loves when you wear his clothes, but when you forget your scarf at his place he wears it and enjoys that just as much — it smells like you and he likes the idea of people being able to tell it’s somebody else’s

When he figures out how much you like him talking to you during sex, he starts using the same voice/phrases in public to get you flustered & wet for him

He keeps everything that reminds him of you, like parking tickets etc. He doesn’t do anything with those things, doesn’t put them in a box, so they linger around his house, reminding him of you the way photographs would, except more privately

He starts “putting in an effort” for you when you start dating: styling his hair & wearing clothes he thinks you would prefer, until you tell him you like nothing more than his flannels and band tees and jeans, and although he doesn’t tell you, he’s beyond relieved. He realises you like him for him

When you tell your parents, Joel asks your father to hit him because “he knows he deserves it”. With time he learns he also deserves your kisses and smiles. Those things coexist within him, he thinks both are true

Despite completely supporting you in your pursuit of a degree & career, he likes when you’re on holiday, waiting around for him in his house wearing nothing but a pair of panties he bought for you & one of his hoodies. During those lazy weeks, he fucks you morning, afternoon, and night: before he leaves, when he gets home, and right before you go to sleep

He buys you a ring during the first week of dating because you mentioned how much you like it. He doesn’t give it to you until he knows you feel certain about him — he doesn’t want to freak you out. Still, even before that, he sometimes looks at it in its little black box and envisions it on your finger

During your first couple of “public dates” (neighbourhood barbecue where your parents are present etc.) he refrains from touching you much, although everyone knows about your relationship. You have to take his hand and initiate small touches for him to feel more comfortable

It takes him a short while, but then he loves being able to touch you in front of people: a hand on your lower back, an arm across your shoulder, his fingers lacing through yours, him pulling your back against his front and wrapping his arms around you. People stare sometimes (your Dad breaks one or two wine glasses in his hand), but Joel stops caring when he sees how happy it makes you

He tells you that you can change things about his home, that it should feel like your place, too and asks if you want to go shopping for “candles and stuff”, but you love being in a space that feels completely like him. It’s not how your apartment looks, but it makes you feel at ease, like you’re somehow living inside of him

Before he tells you he loves you, he whispers it in your ear when you’re sleeping, hoping your subconscious will somehow pick up on it. When he does tell you while you’re awake for the first time, it’s during breakfast. You stub your toe, and let out a string of curses you must have picked up on from him, and while he presses ice against your foot, kneeling in front of you, he smiles up and tells you: I love you.

The first time you sleep over at his house after he spent the night in your apartment, two brand new bottles of the shampoo and conditioner you use are in his shower. You thank him and jokingly ask why he didn’t buy your shower gel, too. He kisses you and tells you he likes when you smell like him.

He likes making you come more times than you thought you could — something about moving in and out of you while you tell him you can’t do it again, that you’re done, and then watching you fall apart on his cock anyway, thrills him to the bone. It makes him feel powerful, but part of it is knowing you let him fuck you without expecting an orgasm, that him being inside of you is enough for you to feel good

He doesn’t tell you, but he adds your name to his car insurance, so that you can drive it whenever you want

When you figure it out you give him road head every time the two of you drive somewhere — until he almost crashes the car and he forbids you to tempt him while he’s behind the wheel

He’s so nervous he asks Tommy for help when picking out a birthday gift for you — Tommy goes overboard and the gift turns out to be something completely ridiculous like a pair of huge earrings you would never wear. You tell Joel you don’t need a big fuss to feel loved by him. At night, he gives you a present he’s been wanting to give you for a while: he plays you a song he wrote for you on his guitar. It’s quiet and simple and so perfect you cry for half an hour

He doesn’t sleep well when you’re not around, and loves being close to you at night. If he could, he’d sleep nestled inside of you after a round of lazy midnight sex every night

As much as Tommy annoys him, it makes him happy to see how well you two get along. When you become actual friends with Tommy and hang out with him on your own, he’s more than pleased: the two people he loves the most in the world have become close

He would never ask it of you, but when you tell him you have stopped masturbating because he fucks you so often, it pleases him deeply. He likes being the only source of your pleasure. When you are apart for a while because of work/collage etc., he buys you a toy he can control from his phone

He tells Tommy he thinks he’s going to marry you during the first month of dating, which you find out about only on your wedding day during Tommy’s speech

[melosliving]

I loveeee kelvin and pregnant reader. Can you do a aaron version?🥺🥺

i love when y’all are asking for thingssss pls keep doing this it makes my day. Hope you’ll like it !!

aaron pierre x pregnant!reader

husband!aaron who promised himself he would only get you pregnant after putting a ring on your finger first. (yes he is intentional like that.)

husband!aaron who actually can’t go on with his day without imagining how pretty you would look being pregnant. And he knew you’d be the most incredible mother ever.

It’s the way you coo at any baby looking in your direction or how you would soften whenever you two would pass by the baby section at the store.

"Look papa ! that’s actually so tiny.." you would say, holding a random onesie in your hands.

husband!aaron who softly takes your hand and let you handle things every single time someone asks when y’all will be having kids, wanting to remain calm because he actually hated these type of question.

"I know you’re not all up in my business, cousin." You would say, pointing teasingly at your cousin.

husband!aaron who can’t help but look at you like you were the most beautiful and priceless woman every time he would see you napping with a relative’s kid during a family gathering.

husband!aaron who starts to stress himself when thinking about having a kid with you, leading him to be awake at 3 am but still holding one of your hand in his since he wants to be close to you.

"..baby ?" he would watch you tilt your head towards him, your fingers rubbing your sleepy eyes. "why are you not sleeping ? what’s wrong ?" you would ask, pulling yourself up.

"nothing lovie, go back to sleep."

"uh-uh." you answered, going to take his hand, laying you two down again but this time he had his torso and head on your belly, his arms circling your waist. "tell me."

he would sigh, his fingers tracing shapes on your belly. "actually.. I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something but I’m starting to overthink it." he explains. "I want to have a baby with you. I think we’re ready. But I can’t help but wonder if we’re really ready, and if you really want this with me, if we’re stable enough and what if-"

he would stop himself at the feeling of your hand going down his face, using your finger to pull his chin up so he would be looking at you. "doudou, I wouldn’t have married you if i didn’t want babies with you." you say in your typical softness. "I’ve always wanted you to be the father of my kids."

husband!aaron in who from this day, something primal awakes every time y’all make love. Best believe it’s either he asks you if you really want this, or you tell him to just get you pregnant.

husband!aaron who tries to be between your legs every time of the day. He really has no business wanting to make love to you like that.

husband!aaron who is actually the one who tells you that you’re pregnant. He would immediately notice something different about you. that something being your boobies.

"baby have you seen my br- why are you lookin at my tits like that, you freak ?" You would ask, actually bare chest, only your legs covered by your towel.

"baby, have you thought about taking a pregnancy test ?"

"boy you have lost your mind. Help me find my bra, my mom is waiting for me !"

husband!aaron who is so nosy he would ask to be in the bathroom while you took the test.

husband!aaron who only smiled brightly at you when the test came back positive. He would hold you close to him while you started to cry a bit because of the shock.

"I got you, baby. I got you." He would kiss your forehead, actually grateful for this moment.

husband!aaron who would watch your every move, every breath you would take only to make sure you were okay. he would actually get on your nerves.

pregnant!reader who goes full kylie jenner on the world, since she wanted a quiet pregnancy.

husband!aaron who goes to his mom to ask for baby clothes him and his siblings wore when they were born.

husband!aaron who quietly cries after the first ultrasound. Seeing the tiny flicker of the baby’s heartbeat on the ultrasound overwhelmed him in ways he never thought possible.

husband!aaron who started documenting everything, especially every silly craving you had.

"can you hold this for me, pretty ?" He would ask, stopping in one of the grocery store’s aile. Indeed, he was really adamant about taking pictures of every cravings you had.

"bubba needs to know what you put me through,” he joked, snapping a picture while you rolled your eyes.

husband!aaron who sat beside you during every sleepless night, rubbing your back when the discomfort got too much. “I wish I could take this part for you,” he whispered, pressing a kiss to your temple. "I wished you could too." You would answer, laughing.

soon-to-be-father!aaron who nearly passed out when you went into labor but composed himself immediately because he knew you were going through one of the most traumatic experiences of your life.

soon-to-be-father!aaron who held your hand, murmuring words of encouragement even as his own hands shook.

“You’re so strong, lovie. You’ve got this,” he said, tears slipping down his cheeks when he heard the first cries of your baby.

mom!reader who sobs as she looks into her baby’s eyes.

"Aaron ! the baby has your eyes color !" you would cry, looking at your baby beautiful eyes.

boy dad!aaron who held your baby boy for the first time with trembling hands, staring at his tiny face like it was the most precious thing he’d ever seen.

“He’s so small… but so perfect,” Aaron whispered, his voice cracking as he kissed the baby’s forehead.

"I’ll forever be grateful for this gift you have given me, baby." he would say, looking back at you with his eyes full of love.

@ melosliving 2025

[elizaleclerc]

l&ds headcanons

a hc post for all of the guys (except caleb im just waiting til we get his lore tbh)

Sylus:

would definitely get into twitter discourse over the most random topics. the man has strong opinions and will express them in whatever means necessary, even if that's arguing with a random on twitter.

sylus would find some odd type of joy in doing taxes, especially your taxes. he would stay up day and night crunching the numbers and going over the forms multiple times. hes just weird like that.

he would sing along to a musical with no shame, and YES he knows every word are you kidding? it's even worse if you are watching one with him because he will assign characters to everyone and force everyone to act out the parts.

listens to multiple genres of music and has hundreds of playlists for every mood. yall can debate on whether hes a spotify or apple kinda guy.

Zayne:

he likes using a nightlight to sleep and hatesss if there's not a fan going in the room at night. no i will not elaborate further.

not lore accurate obv but he gives oldest son energy- even better if he's the oldest child overall. the smooth sarcasm and protectiveness of the ppl he loves?!?!? screams oldest child behavior.

he's the type to leave a social interaction and rethink/regret everything they said and did to the point of no return. this shit would keep him up at night. even social interactions years ago haunts him.

he'll never let himself drink energy drinks (doctor behavior), not only bc he knows the bad side effects but you genuinely do not want to see him hyped up on caffeine.

Rafayel:

adversely to sylus, rafayel would get canceled on twt so fast. i imagine him beefing with sylus in a long thread and as a result of some outlandish opinion rafayel would get canceled. can't blame him, he's sassy asf and no one can stop him.

he has one playlist full of his liked songs and just hits shuffle whenever he wants to listen to music (freak behavior in my opinion)

if anyone criticizes his artwork he will intensely plot their demise in his head instead of hearing them out. this queen has an ego what can i say.

seems like the type to have had an "emo" phase in their preteens and would exclusively listen to top or paramore.

Xavier:

xavier has an insane long term memory but an awful short term memory. yes he can tell u what happened on a certain day three years ago but don't even think about asking him what he had for breakfast (he probably wasn't awake early enough for it anyway)

unlike zayne, you'd have to pry energy drinks out of xavier's hands. he cannot get enough. he's so sleepy all the time he pretty much can't function without some sort of regular caffeine intake.

xavier believed in santa probably way longer than any of his peers to the point where it was a little concerning. he's just full of holiday spirit.

i can see him not liking being alone for too long because even though he seems sleepy and quiet he really likes to yap ur ear off. at the end of the day he really loves company- even if its just the two of you sitting in comfortable silence.

fin <3

[coochiekrab]

Following on from all the egg questions. Do you think that a marsupial kid born to a plecental mammal fur would come out fully cooked? Or would they still come out as a jelly bean and need to be put in some sort of an external incubator?

Damn it i can’t find my post but babies in the Furryverse are born relative to their precocial/altricial status, though the difference in fetus development isn’t nearly as Stark. All pregnancies are still GENERALLY 9 months at the most, but a lot of parents end up needing induction due to species. A precocial baby is born like 3-4 months “ahead” regardless of birthday, so as soon as they’re born they have no floppy neck and can sit and do Tummy Time. An altricial baby is born 2-4 months “behind” and is basically what we would consider a premie or a super premie, but would actually be full term according to their species. Altricial babies usually spend at least 2 weeks in the nicu on breathing tubes and most would need incubators but some babies could handle just parental body heat. Baby development for both precocial and altricial species evens out by 12-24 months

Nevaeh has a Pouch and Freak Thang would be born at basically 4 months premature (basically the size of a hand) and just hang out in her pouch for a few months. No nipples in there though so she would have to come out to feed. Nevaeh stays at the nicu with Freak Thang on oxygen inside her pouch. Evan could wear a sling pouch with a warmie inside to carry her if he wanted. If Nevaeh had a lynx baby instead it wouldn’t be happy inside the pouch despite being (relatively) 1 month “premature” as well. Too dark too scary (even though they’re still blind……) Evan enters single father era when shes out of the pouch

[pushovermediacritic]

This amazing art got me thinking about Luffy and Momo's first meeting in Punk Hazard, and I went back to read it.

Man, it's SUCH a good scene in hindsight. It didn't leave much impact when it first happened, but NOW? With all the context Wano added? My god.

Momo is talking about Kaido here. He's referring to Kaido holding him in the air above Oden castle. An enormous man, wide of girth, more ferocious and menacing. That's Kaido.

And he hasn't eaten in 10 days. That timeframe will turn out to be important, factoring into how long Kanjuro was in Dressrosa for, how long Raizo was in Zou for, and how long Kiku was undercover in Wano for.

In the moment, it's easy to dismiss the "no one understands my inner turmoil" line as just him being an edgy brat. But now we know.

This kid's father humiliated himself publicly for 5 years, then fought a dragon to save his country, and then was executed. Then Momo's home was set ablaze and Kaido held him in the air above an inferno while he cried. Then his mother told him to be strong and sent him 20 years into the future. Then he was separated from his guardians and saw Doflamingo torture and kill a man. And now he's here.

Momo's not fucking kidding, this kid's been through a lot, and he has to keep it all secret because he's undercover.

Momo's pride as a Wano royal saved him from being drugged here, and his insistence on sticking to the plan of going incognito saved him from being discovered.

We know Doflamingo was looking for Momo, and with Kanjuro being a spy and a good artist, Doflamingo knew exactly what Momo looked like. That would have eventually gotten around to Caesar if Momonosuke didn't hide his name and escape here.

Momo ate Vegapunk's experimental replica of Kaido's Azure Dragon Devil Fruit, obtained through Kaido's bloodline elements back when Kaido was a prisoner on this very island years ago. Kaido's escape is also when he met Alber, who was also a prisoner on this very island. And Alber's time here is how Vegapunk had his blood to create the Seraphim.

Also, this is the EXACT same situation where Luffy and Yamato ate their Devil Fruits. They didn't even know it would give them powers, they were just hungry and wanted something to eat (granted, Luffy wasn't starving like Momo and Yamato were, but still).

And he's not lying, he does have business.

Yeah... about that. I'm sure Momo would LOVE to see his mom and dad again. But they both died 20 years ago. It's nice you want to be friends, though, Momo needs them.

Momo transforms for the first time, hears the word "dragon", and bolts. Poor boy is very confused.

The fruit was dismissed as a failure just because it made the user pink, no other reason. But Momo has problems controlling it because of his youth, trauma regarding dragons, and fear of heights.

And that dragon trauma is also why he freaks out when seeing himself in the mirror.

Luffy says he's not a Zoan type here, which is funny because of what we learn later with Gear 5.

It's easy to forget, but here is the first time we learn this information, that the kids are doomed to die early deaths because of Caesar's experiments. Prior to this, we only thought they were growing larger and addicted to drugs.

Chopper figured this out, but while his conversation revealing this to Mocha takes place chronologically before this scene, it's only shown to the audience in a flashback 3 chapters after this one.

And that's why Luffy is SO FUCKING PISSED here. He's got reasons to hate Caesar already, but knowing that he's killing the kids raises his anger levels even higher.

Also, him saying "get a grip" triggers Momo's other trauma.

This is what Doflamingo said when Momo saw him torturing and killing a man, and that traumatized Momo. Momo's flight instinct activates here, as he runs away from the trauma by unconsciously "flying" the way Kaido does, by creating Flame Clouds and climbing on them. That becomes a major plot point later in Wano when Kaido and Momo use them to transport Onigashima.

This is 3 chapters later, the same chapter with the flashback of Chopper telling Mocha about Caesar killing the kids. To remind the audience of why Luffy is so furious here.

And yeah, Luffy walking out with an exhausted, starving, and traumatized child in dragon form wrapped around his neck like a scarf, literally carrying Momo's weight in a reassuring pseudo-hug while also symbolically carrying his will to save the kids, is a great underrated dramatic entrance for Luffy.

Especially with hindsight knowing that Luffy will continue to carry Momonosuke's will and that Luffy will eventually see Momo as an honorary little brother and Straw Hat crewmember.

My weirdly controversial take regarding One Piece is that Fishman Island and Punk Hazard are both great arcs, actually. People just needed to let Oda cook with the things he was setting up and trust that he had a long-term plan.

Heck, there are some things in both of these arcs that STILL have yet to pay off, like Joy Boy's promise to Poseidon, the Noah's purpose, why Luffy is prophesized to destroy Fishman Island, who first started the gigantification experiments hundreds of years ago, and why the Celestial Dragons want real dragons so desperately (to the point of creating artificial dragons and an artificial Azure Dragon Devil Fruit).

Luffy and Momosuke.

How it started and how it ended up. I wanted to draw adult Momo and Gear 5 Luffy in a similar pose to the one where Luffy carry Momo out from the trash shoot and made two art pieces that mirror each other.

[vthx]

WIP Weekend

Make me write! (Thanks @hbyrde36 for the tag <3)

Rules: Send me an emoji in an ask, and I'll write 3-5 sentences and/or paragraphs from that WIP!

👑 Goose Girl Steve (transmasc Steve / Steddie)

🐺Werewolf Steve (Nancy / Jonathan / Steve)

🎵The currently unnamed sequel to "Sing if You're Glad to be Gay" (Steddie)

🧪003 / escaped lab kid Steve (steddie)

A snippet from the lab kid Steve story:

Steve starts sixth grade in the fall. It's not quite long enough for his hair to grow out, not long enough to speak like the rest of the kids, clumsily mimicking what he’s only ever eavesdropped on. He's so far behind in every subject that he feels like he'll never catch up, academically. He gets called an idiot a lot, both out loud and in private thoughts.

The popular kids, led by Tommy Hagan and Carol Perkins, mock him: he looks weird, he talks weird, he's dumb. He's also ridiculously psychic. He could tell them to just ignore him. He could blend in, keep his head down. But he’s tired of failing; tired of no one wanting to be his friend because he’s weird and doesn’t catch the social cues until he’s fucked them up. He’s so tired of being alone, and if he can’t have genuine friendship, he’ll take what he can get.

Or rather, what he can command.

"You love me," he tells them, all those petty, cruel kids who would have ground him down and enjoyed it, who loved when he hurt. "You want to spend all your time with me. You don't care about anyone's opinion except mine."

He maybe breaks them a little. He doesn't care. He’s learned. No one in this world is kind to freaks; the lab killed the only person who ever really loved him: the mother who gave him his name. Steve will take care of himself because no one else will, and they’d only do terrible things to him if they knew what he was. He learned this philosophy over Brenner’s metaphorical knee, and it's reinforced by the indifference and dislike of his conscripted parents, the casual superiority and cruelty of his enslaved friends, the relentless jerk, jerk, jerk that replaced creepy weirdo in the thoughts of every other person in his life.

No one loves him who isn't forced to at mental gunpoint: that's the way of the world.

No pressure tags: @eriquin @sevenmerrymagpies @stellarspecter @lollaika @salamandergoo

[mortalheartache]

guys I do not know how the tumblr “for you” algorithm works can someone please explain why I keep getting monster fucker and pet play shit on my for you page?? I don’t think I’ve interacted with anything like that, I have no idea why I would. I just want Ani smut 😭 Does it have to do with mutuals’ activity?

[slightlytoastedbagel]

the untapped potential of exploring the craziness of Miya Girls

[tongues-and-teeth-and-reblogs]

Yippeee!!! thank you for askingggg I love yapping about my au

so literally all of this is going to be disproven in like. 5 days but I can just move the timetable further back because like, what are they going to do? Detail Shadow Milk's entire pre-corruption life and leave no room for me to slide in my story?

but yeah basically, when the wizards originally made Moonlight, they didn't exactly realize that she wasn't going to come out fully formed as an adult and were incredibly unprepared to take care of a kid the size of their fingernails. Obviously rather than to admitting their misconception, they decreed that she should be raised among her own kind instead. So, they went to the witches, who offered one of their chosen as a parent.

^Basically just that paragraph but abridged.

Anyway, Blueberry Yogurt was told to teach Moonlight everything she needs to know, but under no circumstances is she allowed to learn Dark Moon Magic (Which wasn't forbidden at the time, and Blueberry Yogurt specifically was expected to research it at the behest of the witches). Moonlight was also given to him with the expectation that she'll be returned when she reaches maturity, but Blueberry Yogurt never intended to tell her that and never did.

Now, Moonlight is ~13 in human years, and is progressing well in her education and magical ability. Blueberry Yogurt is clearly deteriorating, to the point where even Moonlight even notices something's wrong. He's just stressed and the only good thing in his life right now is her. Then, obviously, he gets a letter that says they're taking Moonlight away in a week. Moonlight still has no clue this was a temporary arrangement, as far as she was aware, she was gonna stay with Blueberry Yogurt forever.

Blueberry Yogurt was a petty bitch long long before he ever turned into Shadow Milk and decides a week is long enough to teach a 13 y/o an entirely different form of magic that is objectively dangerous for cookies to perform. Moonlight, being a young teen, is excited about the prospect of doing something against the rules and doesn't know any better. Obviously, she gets really hurt doing this. Surprise, surprise. Anyway, Blueberry Yogurt freaks out, nothing he's doing is healing her, if anything, it's making her injury worse and he's quickly running out of options.

So, he does the only thing he can think of, and tells the witches. Now, that week-long "packing up" period has turned into 3 days and no proper goodbye. Moonlight immediately faults herself for her injury, thinking she should've been more careful. Then, when she's whisked off to the city of wizards and assumed to be a fully functioning adult, they also blame her for trying to learn Dark Moon Magic. leading to the construction of the canonical clocktower, which is actually really horrible if you think about it.

The wizards see her as the success she is, and start properly training her to be the moon goddess. Moonlight asks when she can go back home, and then is told that this is her home now, that Blueberry Yogurt lied to her and he knew she was never his to keep. Moonlight grows kind of resentful and accepts her place by the wizards' side.

As for Blueberry Yogurt, he can't "know" anything outside of Earthbread, and assumes the wizards killed Moonlight for not living up to their standards of perfection. His assumption, then, sends him down the spiral that eventually leads to his corruption. (Could be years before he actually does, depending on what canon says)

Moonlight, years in the future, is alone in the now-abandoned city of wizards, and sometimes she pretends her cookie dad is still around, just to assuage the loneliness. She also has no clue about what happened to him, as she wasn't able to truly rule over the world of dreams until after the beasts were sealed away and they weren't exactly dreaming in the tree. She'd occasionally think of leaving the city of wizards, to try to find her father again, but always decided against it, bound by duty (and magic) to the city. Moonlight only finds out Blueberry Yogurt "died" after Cookie Odyssey when Pure Vanilla specifically sends out Gingerbrave and co. to find her and ask for help defeating Dark Enchantress.

Am I saying Pure Vanilla having half of Shadow Milk's soul made him want to seek out Moonlight through some sort of form-transcending parental instinct? Maybe.

Even after Shadow Milk is released from the tree, he still can't go see Moonlight. He doesn't sleep, and is otherwise entirely disconnected from the world of dreams, so she can't see him or summon him to the city. He's literally made of shadows, so even if Moonlight came down to Shadow Milk in person, she's a celestial being and that kind of direct light would be horribly agonizing. Even disregarding all of that, Shadow Milk wouldn't want her to see him like he is now. Underneath the performance of ego, Shadow Milk knows he's quite literally been degraded to a shell of his former self- even without being corrupted, he's been ripped in half and "all" of his good qualities have been given to someone else. He can pretend, sure, but how long could he keep that up?

Anyway, I think they're never going to be happy. Ever.

The life we never got to have.

[shima-draws]

Grips my shirt and tears it apart so that all the buttons go flying and SCREAMS I love Law and Cora so much what the FUCK!!!!

[fangirlforeversthings]

Them: imagine all of your favourite fictional characters coming together in a meet up

Me:........soo.......

...four ancient spartans including a polemarkhos a king a misthios and a general, a pirate captain, two dwarfs, an elf, the King of gondor, a former assasin te*rorist, three superheroes, five witchers, two vampires, two jedi knights, a jedi master and his clone commander, a clone captain, a Senator, a mandalorian and his adoptive alien son, a firebending war general, and the devil walked into a bar....

[sortanonymous]

Wait, they're making another one? Oh-kaaayyyy... Not holding my breath, but hopefully it's at least better than the $h!tshow that was the second movie. (Even if that "version" of Silver is still there.) If it's any consolation, I don't know how much Sega is involved with the Sonic movies, but if it's a good bit, then maybe they can help out! At the very least, there's this amazing comment under the reveal teaser. (GOLDEN ISLAND MENTIONED)

[katniss-evermeme]

Update regarding last night's post: My brother (age 13, definitely has heard worse when he went to public school) has now been banned from watching Spy X Family because of the "language".

If you want evidence that my mom is an absolute whackjob, she willingly let him watch Deadpool and Venom when he was in elementary school.

[quietwingsinthesky]

Leaving the safety of Sam tumblr and seeing the worst takes possible is sooooooo… just…

(Dean Stan on TikTok called the Sam and dean fight about Amy in 7.06 dean “finally standing up for himself”)

That’s so funny.

Bro, he killed a lady. And then lied about it.

Like, there’s a lot of times where I’ll go, fine, Dean’s being morally ambiguous and he thinks he’s making the right call, sure, sure. This was not one of those times.

(Secret good spn in my head where this and the Benny situation combine in Sam’s mind in such a way that once Jack comes around, that why he becomes so invested in Dean seeing Jack as family. Because he knows that if he doesn’t? If all he can offer is that he would spare Jack, that he thinks Jack isn’t a monster? Dean has disregarded that before. But if Dean can come to that conclusion on his own, strip the title of monster away because he’s become personally invested, that might protect Jack.)

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

This is straight up a horror story to me what the f*ck is this real??

Telling young zoomers to "just switch to linux" is nuts some of these ipad kids have never even heard of a cmd.exe or BIOS you're throwing them to the wolves

[phannibal]

guy who just finished s8. help literally help