#just joel things

[toointojoelmiller]

Joel Miller...

makin' gourmet dinner

pickin' up rifle

anxiously pettin' horse

lookin' at papers

torturin'

[joels-shitty-puns]

Me after hammering one (1) nail halfway in at work.

[https-inertia]

I know everyone decided on his car, but i cant draw cars, so i went with a black hole.

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[eydilily]

gem n joel the strongest duo (family) that you are

and of course. her

[bruhaalla]

Right now i need a fat blunt in between my lips a twisted tea in my left hand and a hot 6'5 short tempered man in the right hand and then i just maybe i can go to sleep

[moonpascal]

self insert x canon will always hold a special place in my heart

[poorlydrawnmcyt]

Ocean Queen and her weird guy Thing

[raticalshoez]

Was thinking of my post about dream teams and got really invested in whatever Unrequited Hate has going on

[mojavedoll]

my taste in men is like he’s massive and scary and mean to everyone but he smiled at me once so i would let him do anything to me

[tubbytarchia]

got an urge to design ponies oops

[sbgyri]

JIZZIEEEEE

[toointojoelmiller]

Joel Miller...

impatiently waitin'

takin’ a shortcut

bear huggin'

hurlin' small child

doomin' humanity

[hunt-thenight]

I have so many questions. Lmao Joel, this is not pg.

[shepscapades]

Maybe now would be a good time to mention that Etho doesn’t technically join hermitcraft until after the start of Double Life… which means. Yeah dbhc Etho is still in reset-mode for the entirety of Double Life (this is about equally upsetting as it is genuinely hilarious)

(Despite being explicitly told not to force Etho to re-deviate by Xisuma and Doc, and after roughly a month of no luck, I’m sure you can imagine the impatience and desperation that went into Bdubs’ decision to sign Etho up for the next life series, considering the last one was the last time Bdubs really saw Etho. Or. As himself anyway.)

[eydilily]

so i dont love you !

[anastacialy]

guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.

next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"

of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.

etho.