#just in case u were wondering

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin: 2...

[jeanboyjean]

*taps mic* hi all, i would like it to be known that i am first and foremost a jean fucker. thank u for listening. *drops mic*

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

shes such a freak!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[pileofmush]

my new year’s resolution is to stay hot and sexy and cool

[homosubtext]

taylor swift wrote forever and always for me btw

[unmeiha-arc]

fun question for you: at what point did it hit for you that you liked/enjoyed fandaniel as a character. what was the moment that made it “click”?

shb patch 5.3. as it goes, the bigger the clownery, the deeper the trauma. i knew he was gonna fuck me up, i just wasn't expecting it to be this bad LMAO

i was suspicious when he first appeared in 5.2 because i instantly recognized the body as asahi's and that set off my fight or flight because milk boy (arthur fist) and we had to wait another patch before he properly introduced himself, but when a character introduces themselves with that much theatricality, it's hard not to love them, regardless of what meat suit they're wearing. 😔

he's... also fairly in line with a lot of my usual go-to character archetypes. y'know, if they were a villain who succumbed to despair and nihilism. seiya, beat, chat noir — even souji and rapunzel, in their own ways. it's the over the top drama, the goofiness, the softness (represented by hermes, in fandaniel's case), and of course the deep rooted trauma.

[byanyan]

🐰 a goofy text.

texting promptsㅤㅤ∘ ˚ ( accepting )

[sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤquestion [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤjust cuz u seem like the kinda guy 2 kno this [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤwats the best paint 2 use if u wanted to like idk [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤdraw some real obscene mural on a guys car [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤi mean [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤa v nice mural that isnt at all fuelled by revenge n def wont include slashed tires or broken windos [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤu kno, like the kinda paint thatll be the hardest 2 get off [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤmayb even ruin the original paint job when he tries 2 clean it [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤi thought abt etchin wat i wanna draw into the side w a key or smth [sms: avocado rolls]:ㅤbut i think thatll take 2 long so im lookin for alternatives

[royalarms]

" tell me. tell me you don't feel the same rage, the king of all kings. "

⸻ @curenone .

❛ shut up . ❜ fingers fold into one bare palm , one gloved , and where skin touches skin , pain leaks where his fingernails meet . eyebrows knit together in a display of betrayal and defiance , his eyes are brimming with malice . why ? why must he suffer ? for what ? some sick game ? some untold grudge against him ? for being born a prince , doomed from the get - go ? ( he has no idea . )

his jaw ache with the forced proximity of his clenched teeth and he closes his eyes to mask the stress headache that pools at the center of his forehead , matching in line with the crinkle atop his nose .

❛ i don't . ❜ but he does .

i'm nothing like you . ( but you are . )

defiance exists as wholly as his heart and resentment has built so steadily , until the avalanche of his dearly departed's memory inks its away into his sights . luna . it was him . he hates him . he hates him with every fibre of his being , and yet he wishes not for his suffering . only that his own might end . only that ardyn might evaporate from existence ; shatter away into nothingness . if only he never existed .

❛ we're not . . . the same . ❜ and his sword summons betwixt his gloveless fingers in a flash of crystalline spirit .

if only he could see , he is becoming just as his puppeteer has projected .

[mindthewitch]

my mother decided to explain to my 24 year old brother, who definitely knows what a quesadilla is and has eaten them many times, that a quesadilla is a type of grilled cheese

like. woman. he knows. what a quesadilla is. he is two score and four years old. like hello?

[lbhslefttiddie]

Qijiu Week Day 1: Animal Transformation

when ur sect leader gets cursed and you gotta fix it before anyone finds out U_U not that ur sect leader is HELPING, since he seems to have the brain of dog now, too.... well at least hes soft

bonus:

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story (Parts 1-3)

[esmes]

look at me baby, dead in my eyes it's the end of our holiday, but it isn't goodbye carry me with you all of the time eat of me baby, skin to the bone body on body, until I'm all gone but I'm with you, inside

🎥 @theriddletrades

[merlions]

Ok it was apparently in 2019 but the news is just getting to me now. The wikipedia article on this is incredible

And btw?

WE JUST MOSS-PIGLET-BOMBED THE MOON???? FULL VELOCITY RAMMED A SHIP FULL OF WATER BEARS INTO THE MOON???? EXPLOSION DISPERSAL TARDIGRADE MOON SEEDING. SEA MONKEY JUST-ADD-WATER MOTHERFUCKIN CRYPTOBIOTED ITS ASS???????

[cloudsthatglowinthenightsky]

was thinking about her <3

[pondslime]

[broadwaybalogna]

Wanted to repost some of my stuff on X to maybe start a following on there as well…

Yeah.. I think I’ll stick with Tumblr…