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WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE OREOS???
#I think im funny#just imagine the dismay#I DONT WANT QUINOA SARAH WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE DORITOS#Breaking News: Local borrower makes himself known to make grocery list requests#g/t shitpost#g/t memes#giant tiny#borrowers#g/t community#giant/tiny#g/t
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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uh hi. meet jas(mine)???
#HELP MEEE I AM SO EMBARRASSED TO POST THIS#literally have been letting this sit for days marinating#BUT HERE WE ARE#PEEPAW JAMIL#anyways i've been thinking about that one trope where something sends a fanchild back in time to nrc and shenanigans ensue#and for the record yuusha and jamil would not want children in the future#i think they'd be focused on travelling or something#but i thought about this and i was like HMMMM#“it could be cute i'll do a little sketch"#and then it kept. going ;;;#hhh family headcanons makes me feel so soft ;;;#so uh this child will just be from an alternate timeline#i imagine auntie najma being too much of an influence on her much to jamil's dismay#i might give her a tiger beastman friend based off rajah too#-✧ my art#twst art#twst#twisted wonderland#jamil viper#jamil x yuu#twst oc x canon#twst fanchild#twst fankid#twst oc#twst yuu#twst yuusona#(💜) yuusha#(💜) curry noodles#(🌺) jas#nextgen💜
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all these dominant and clever preds are nice and all but i want to see a pred that is so comically bad at eating prey. a pred that ACTS like they're big and bad and they're going to devour their prey but when it comes right down to it they can't actually fit their jaws around their prey. preds that make a big show out of eating a tiny but then they choke on them and have to spit them out. preds who shouldn't quit their day job
#speakin words#v0re#extreme cuddling#nonsexual vore#soft vore#the mental image of a pred going in to eat someone but then ending up in the family guy death pose is so funny to me.#much to the preys delight. or dismay#imagine being a prey that WANTS to be eaten so bad but their predator just sucks at this
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blue spirit.. thing?? idk
#my art#i’m really proud of the hair things representing the swords lol#imagine a modern zuko doing blue spirit drag#used reference for the body of the outfit#then promptly forgot about it /discarded it for the third drawing lol#the necklace is inspired by the shape of the top of the mask#zuko#blue spirit#avatar the last airbender#avatar the legend of aang#atla#did i actually just manage to do digital p well? world caught in disbelief and dismay. more at 5
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terukane week 2023, day 2: sharing clothes. except i can never make actually romantic ship art so i bring stupid interactions instead
#i love terus god awful fit in ch72 with my whole heart#i would add more to that second one and make a whole little comic if i had the time but augh#like ->#akane voice: you seriously have the fashion sense of a 5 year old boy getting to choose his own clothes for the first time.#AND WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE PANTS. why why why why why (grips his own head in dismay)#<- something like that. just imagine i did do it ok thx#terukane week 2023#terukane week#terukane#aoi akane#minamoto teru#the trouble that is tagging akane and aoi..... they could go both ways.. aurgh#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk#my art#doodle#so many tags on this thing what the hell 😭😭😭#also wth i cant believe terukane is the first fandom week i participate in.. there have been others i wanted to join in on but this is the#one that actually works out for me. cant get rid of these two pests smh
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just realized su xiyan's abbreviation is one letter away from SEXY. awesome.
#as it should be#nothing but respect for the woman who acquired a demon emperor as her sugar baby. good for her.#imagining a situation where her ghost or something gets to see how binghe turned out#and she's like wow you are just like your father#much to binghe and tlj's dismay
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this whole sequence breaks my heart in case you were curious
#gets literally everything he's been told he's good for taken from him on live tv#then goes out and has to interact with the public and has to deal with the moral dilemma about whether or not to Actually Interact#chooses to interact bc he values the public and they're commenting on how he got booted from his home club#the guy in red tries to get him to sign multiple things so he can sell those things and profit off of jamie's dismay#and then he sees the little boy his eyes LIGHT UP look at him#because he's got an obligation to make this kid happy and give him what roy gave him when he was 8 (a moment with his favorite footballer)#so he asks the kid his name (which he doesn't do for anyone else)#and tries to make it a moment he'll remember as long as jamie's remembered roy signing his poster#im just saying can you IMAGINE everything that goes through his head in this like. maximum 30 minute span#if you can't tell im thinking about late s1 early s2 jamie again
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gabby: "i wanna be detailed to arson" 🥺
boden: "why? why do you wanna leave me?!" 😠
gabby: "i-i'm pregnant!" 😨
boden: "GABRIELA DAWSON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! OH MY GOD!!!!" 😃💖
#carly lb cf#chicago fire#4x02#chief boden#wallace boden#gabriela dawson#THE COMPLETE 180 HE DID AFTER SHE BLURTED THAT OUT WAS SO CUTE OH MY LORD 😭🤧💗#he was SO OFFENDED LMAOOOOO#like 'my baby wants to leave me? why? what have i done?'#ONLY TO LIGHT UP BRIGHTER THAN A DAMN CHRISTMAS TREE#cause his baby is having a baby bye i have to walk off a cliff now#i hope we get a similar parallel for chenford one day#except i imagine it going a little differently where tim approaches grey in his office solo#vehemently requesting he pull lucy off active duty and reassign her w/ scott wrigley (from 1x02) since she's carrying his baby#(much to lucy's dismay at first even though she knows he's only looking out for her and the baby)#he's wanted children for SO. LONG!!! you can't tell me he's not gonna be the most overprotective papa bear there is#okay i gotta stop making this about them god this is a cf post#but i also can't help but feel giddy and kicking my feet at the thought of even grey doing an excited lil dancy dance behind closed doors#you know he'd be just as over the moon as tim what with how long they've known and worked together#he knows tim has always secretly wanted kids so badly and he's gonna be SO HAPPY for him when he finally has one of his own#especially with lucy oh my god!!!!!!!!!#okay i'm done making this about them now i swear
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emptyzone replied to your post “" don't hate me 'cuz you ain't me, baby. "”
ANTON JUST. LOUDLY SPRAYS DOLLAR STORE BUG SPRAY IN HIS GENERAL DIRECTION. STOP SMILING BY DEFAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sc REEEEEEEEEE
#;v: sugary spire#emptyzone#( i TRIED to find a weird bug noise to reference for this but alas#none of them quite worked for the joke#just imagine in ur heart the saddest most shrill sounding noise of dismay and u got the idea )
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is it just me and my chronically unreliable WiFi having issues again, or is AO3 down?! 😭😭💔
#was trying to open AO3 for my weekly browse of the piarles tag...#imagine my SHOCK HORROR AND DISMAY when it told me 'internal server error'#but i haven't seen or heard anyone else talking about it and now i'm ????#is it just me?? and this horrid WiFi acting up again???#either way CRY... no bedtime AO3 for me...#i might have to actually *gasps* WRITE.....#unimaginable that 😱#anyways. AO3 MY LOVE PLEASE COME BACK FROM THE WAR 🥺🥺🥺😭❤️ i miss you so#katie rambles
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there's no possible solution to jensen's predicament isn't there. anyways imagine if jared said something funny
#vas.txt#he would absolutely NEVER thats not him#that would just lower jareds status as the true winner of this divorce by a ton. to the dismay of me#the backlash would be reprehensible....but imagine#anyways. thank goodness jared dodged a fucking bullet 😭
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ive been cursed to a life of zero locked doors but not even bc my parents dont respect my privacy. it is quite literally just that out of the 3 bedrooms ive had in my entire life none of them have had a working lock or a lock at all
#imagine my dismay when we moved into our current house and i finally got my own new room bigger than an office only for the door to not lock#good thing i dont do drugs or experience carnal desire like the average person#but like still. sometimes i just wanna play roblox in my room in peace... cant even keep my baby cousins out#finn txt
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Thinking abt my dupe ocs again, and I'm returning to my cringe fail silly ones who exist solely for me to have fun. Basically one of the colonies is sort of a lil experimental ground dupe wise where most of the dupes get to have some fun critter biology meshed in there, with most of them being fairly stable, but a few of them having a bit of a harder time for some reason or another. Such as having no bones and the most fragile skin known to dupe kind.
#rat rambles#oni posting#this colonies ada is the no bones guy shes mixed with a void bug#she actually is able to function mostly just fine its just that she has to be like super careful all the time#it doesn't help that her insides are mostly just foamy goo so the colony doctor doesn't rly know how to treat her wounds#on the bright side shes extremely light and can jump onto other dupes shoulders for fun#she cant fly tho very sad#even if she was the lightest thing in the world her wings are on the back of her head and arent as flexible as an actual shine bugs wings#she mostly uses them to gesture with like an extra pair of arms#and to paint with since shes also an artist#she's passionate abt her art but shes also super passionate abt being an engineer and a lot of her art ties back to that#mostly because she was printed only abt a month before the pod went offline so after that her fellow dupes became a lot more protective of#her since they felt that if smth went wrong now they wouldnt know how to help her#this frustrates her a Lot especially since prior to this she was mostly left to figure out how to manage this stuff by herself#she ends up tinkering in private when no one is around since she has a lot of ideas and wants to try making them#one of her biggest goals is to find a way to fly or glide without jetpacks since she's convinced she could find a way to#if she can be knocked off her feet by a light breeze then she can totally find a way to stay in the air longer shes sure of it#in the meantime the rest of the critter squad are trying to convince liam to not eat sand because itll just make his sensitive tummy worse#he knows this conceptually but his heart tells him that he ate a meal and started to feel sick so its clearly poisoned and the cook is#sick or trying to poison him and hes going to die if he keeps eating food from the fridge and so he must eat sand#unfortunately this is a fairly common anxiety of his since his stomach rly can only half handle anything ever#I imagine he and ada have a complicated relationship as while they do get along one of them has violent anxiety and the other is fragile as#hell but hates being babied so ada often avoids liam to his dismay
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Migraines are the fucking worst
#I felt this one forming as I went to bed#imagine my dismay that it’s still here#had to get my roommate to email my professor that I wouldn’t be in class#because staring at a computer screen rn sounds like murder#anyway I’m going back to sleep I just needed to bitch a little
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it's been a while since since I first saw Ola's fundraiser circulating on the dash. it's been a while, too, since I spoke to Ola for the first time, and a while since I last made a post to bring attention to her fundraiser. in the last post I wrote for Ola I spoke of my dismay at the ratio of notes on one of her most widely circulating fundraising posts to donations her fundraiser has received (the former being disturbingly higher than the latter).
I'm having a version of that experience again now. I'm looking at Ola's gofundme page in something like disbelief. Ola's fundraiser should be further along than it is. we're approaching the point where it will have been a year of constant bombardment and displacement and threat of every imaginable kind to Ola and her family, and her fundraiser isn't far beyond the halfway point.
Ola and her family need money not only to escape this situation, but also to survive it. the weather is growing worse, food prices are still sky high, and there is danger every moment. i watched a video the other day which made the point that solidarity is not supposed to be easy - it's not just one click (though that one click is also vital in situations like these) but rather a commitment to go out of your way to help when necessary. your help is necessary here. share Ola's fundraiser as much as you possibly can, but please also remember to give whatever you have the means to give.
here's a link to Ola's gofundme / here's a link to Ola's verification (line 205).
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