#just for the postseason

[austronauts]

my dear siblings in arms last night we gained an unlikely but welcome ally for the mitch marner defense squad

he showed up in a cloud of mist then leapt into hand-in-hand combat vs. the leafs uncles who want to do a variety of things to mitch, ranging from cyberbullying him out of town to "healthy scratch[ing] him for 2 months so he wants to leave" (an actual idea someone thought to post publicly).

without further ado, i present: [cue gladiator soundtrack] Jfresh.

some additional observations:

if u look at the timestamps for these he was fully in the trenches battling from 3pm-1am.

his calm replies make the uncles look even more obtusely deranged than they already are

he may be doing this with the ulterior motive of trying to get mitch on the penguins and honestly....let's fuckin go

[19871997]

connor mcdavid // fantastic mr fox

[larsnicklas]

top o' the morning (skate) to ya ☘️

[britneyhayne]

clicked onto corys twitch stream and america just in the background on her laptop 😭

[tiktaaliker]

huston spies heaven is ohio worms hell

[phillyphangirl]

Trea Turner makes a tremendous double play vs. Braves 10/7/23

Source @phillyphangirl

[chicagocubsreactions]

Cubs finally win a game, and are eliminated from the postseason because the Marlins also won.

It's cool. I'm fine.

[jcamilov06]

Nick Castellanos's homerun vs. Atlanta Braves | NLDS Game 4 | October 12th, 2023

[listenerofpodcasts]

walker hayes save me from this twisted ankle and sprained acl

[inplay-runs]

yes even now I occasionally think of this very artbutmakeitsports 2021 playoff moment

[pwhlmontreal]

okay well i guess im cheering for toronto from now on

[an-honest-puck]

why do I have the feeling the Phillies tried to play big ball (i.e. trying to hit home runs) instead of playing small ball and keeping the line moving??

*sigh*

they're a proud team and that was their downfall

[zackcollins]

“Holy Fuck!” || OAK vs SEA || 09/30/22

[emietook]

The Analysts on MLB Network: *saying a lot of good things about the Braves, calling them the best team, etc*

Me: Oh no we’re doomed

[travisdermotts]

just sitting here thinking that in 10 years of being heavily invested in sports, the closest I've come to seeing my team win something were the jays '15/'16 alcs appearances 🧍🏼‍♀️

[phillyphangirl]

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