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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
#ao3#shut up em#it will never cease to be funny how ao3 trends on tumblr every time theres an outage
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Okay listen I'm not really super invested in the shipping side of the gravity falls fandom, but I think there's a LOT of unfulfilled potential for either a fiddauthor or fiddlestan Hanahaki fic (my brain immediately goes to fiddlestan bc I obviously love Stanley but I think you could make either work)
Gravity Falls is a town of weirdness, of the strange and the unexplained, so having a mysterious new ailment pop up where Stanley is suddenly coughing up flowers is not even close to outside the realm of possibility. Is it a curse? Is it something he ate? You could have it be a mystery trio fic and have Ford research it and discover, surprise! It's Hanahaki Disease, caused by unrequited romantic feelings. Makes sense, because Stanley's into Fidds, and he's certain Fidds is into Ford. Too bad the only cure is to confess and have your feelings be returned, because Stanley knows that's impossible.
When he relays this, Ford and Fidds start desperately searching for an alternative solution, which is when Fiddleford invents The Memory Gun! You can't have a disease kill you because of unrequited romantic feelings for someone if you forget you have those feelings!
I think Gravity Falls and Hanahaki go so well together BECAUSE two of the main components of Hanahaki (magic and memory loss) are already two of the main components in GF. I don't think I've ever seen anyone explore this yet, but I think you could really do a lot with it.
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hbomberguy drops a video once a year to give me a new guy to hate
#hbomberguy#used to watch somerton and unsubbed a while ago for reasons i dont remember#had never heard ANYTHING about the plagiarism#he comes out of his cave with a fantastic video essay about niche topics that ENTHRALL me#shut up em
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charlie is so autistic coded it isn’t even funny. obscure special interests. doesn’t understand social cues or norms. you can never tell if he’s joking or serious. just “gets” music to the point he’s a genius with it. has to have his own psychological trauma explained to him so he can realize it’s trauma. same outfit 4/7 days of the week. safe foods are weird and also all he wants to eat. big feelings that he can’t process without a meltdown. vocal and physical stims. pattern recognition. doesn’t like physical affection. has meltdowns when overstimulated. loves routine and gets upset when his schedule is changed. it’s all autism babey.
#shut up em#charlie kelly#iasip#always sunny#he’s autistic. you can’t change my mind.#i know this is a relatively unanimous consensus amongst the fandom but let me have this.#i feel so seen by him. i love him. so fucking much.#i want to put him in my mouth and chew on him like polly pocket clothes.
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not a cellphone in sight... people just living in the moment
(from the Temple of Isis in Pompeii)
#archaeology#boats#fwiw we're looking at the stern of the ship — the bow (front) is to the right#you can see the two quarter rudders#not sure what type of warship this is — I think the Naples museum calls it a trireme but that's often misused#shut up em
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We interrupt our constant stream of fantasy themed video games to bring you this hot baseball take:
WHAT THE HELL BRAVES FRONT OFFICE WE HAVE NEXT TO NO PITCHING AND STILL LACK A STEADY OUTFIELD WHY AREN’T YOU MAKING ANY MOVES!?!!?
Now back to your regularly scheduled dragons and elves
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I don't know if I really want to die. But the voices tell me that I don't want to live either
#teenagers#teenage years#poems and poetry#growing up#depressing shit#tw sh implied#tw selfhate#tw sui implied#tw sui talk#tw sui ideation#pls help#sorry for being depressing#sorry everyone#i’m sorry#voices in my head#shut up em#…maybe
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crying the class got a mass callout on individual assignments being done horrifically and I'm sitting here with the 93 I got on mine like 😬😬😬😬😬
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she said: shut the fuck up.
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everyone talks about how Rapunzel is marketed with her long blonde hair but no one really mentions how Eugene is always marketed with the name "Flynn." interesting that neither character is allowed to shed these symbols of their traumatic childhood bc their growth isn't seen as marketable
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imagine with me, for a second, a world where everything went right. Ford had his epic showdown with Bill in the Nightmare Realm and was able to shoot him with the quantum destabilizer right before the portal opened up, allowing him to escape the collapse of Dimension 0 and—more pressingly—the wrath of the Henchmaniacs. Even if a rift appears, there's no Bill alive to worry about coming through. Still a problem, but much less pressing. Ford can return home as a hero of the multiverse having accomplished his mission to defeat Bill and still get to live out the rest of his life.
What do we think the reunion between Stan and Ford looks like in this scenario? Is Ford still mad that Stan ignored his warnings and took the risk of opening the portal? If so, does he still punch him? Is Ford grateful that he gets to return home safely, mission accomplished? Does Stan get his hug? Or maybe an awkward handshake? What are the thoughts here?
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ive spent a good portion of the last 24 hours making a spreadsheet of all the manga titles and authors i want to have on hand if the mangadex lawsuit obliterates the fan translation landscape. im at 426 entries so far and im not even halfway through my bookmarks
#when i say manga has been my hyperfixation the last 3 years i MEANT IT#like this all sucks but at least it helps me do something im passionate about: making lists#shut up em#like obviously i cant download all 1000+ stories but i can at least make sure i'll have an easier time finding them again
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HELLO???
#shut up em#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#iasip#always sunny#THIRTY SIX SEASONS? ARE YOU FUCKING ME?#I HAVE ANOTHER 20 YEARS OF THIS?
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I'm a teaching assistant for a class on human evolution right now and I am *begging* my undergraduates to stop using "homos" when they mean hominins.
#don't get me wrong I laugh a lot#but also... please I'm begging you#'the behavioural modernity of early homos' SIR THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU MEAN#shut up em#Em does a PhD
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Much love to my baseball mutuals. Y’all endure months and months of me crying over elves and wizards but as soon as I make a baseball post you’re on it and commiserating with me like true bros
I love you. Hang in there spring training will be here before you know it!
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also here's a genshin self insert i designed like two years ago and never posted anywhere. i still think shes cute <3
#genshin#shut up em#doodles#i was designing her with fontaine in mind and seeing the character designs released tbh i think i hit the mark
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