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I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
#ao3#shut up em#it will never cease to be funny how ao3 trends on tumblr every time theres an outage
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new pope I guess
#shut up em#no one clown on me about how reincarnation isn't a thing in the Catholic church I'M AWARE#JD is just the type of new convert who brings all their baggage about their old faith with them#and then seeks to shape their new faith around their old one
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no because. can you imagine if the eighth doctor and clara oswald had met. had travelled together. can you imagine the insanity of it all. the byronic, romantic, overzealous beautiful bugger of a man and the impossible girl, the girl who teaches english and reads classics and kisses jane austen and never learned how to love in a way that wasn't destructive. the poet and the muse. they would've gone to the ends of the universe for each other. they'd be inseperable, insufferable, deliciously unhealthy and i would've loved it with every fibre of my being.
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Okay listen I'm not really super invested in the shipping side of the gravity falls fandom, but I think there's a LOT of unfulfilled potential for either a fiddauthor or fiddlestan Hanahaki fic (my brain immediately goes to fiddlestan bc I obviously love Stanley but I think you could make either work)
Gravity Falls is a town of weirdness, of the strange and the unexplained, so having a mysterious new ailment pop up where Stanley is suddenly coughing up flowers is not even close to outside the realm of possibility. Is it a curse? Is it something he ate? You could have it be a mystery trio fic and have Ford research it and discover, surprise! It's Hanahaki Disease, caused by unrequited romantic feelings. Makes sense, because Stanley's into Fidds, and he's certain Fidds is into Ford. Too bad the only cure is to confess and have your feelings be returned, because Stanley knows that's impossible.
When he relays this, Ford and Fidds start desperately searching for an alternative solution, which is when Fiddleford invents The Memory Gun! You can't have a disease kill you because of unrequited romantic feelings for someone if you forget you have those feelings!
I think Gravity Falls and Hanahaki go so well together BECAUSE two of the main components of Hanahaki (magic and memory loss) are already two of the main components in GF. I don't think I've ever seen anyone explore this yet, but I think you could really do a lot with it.
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Here it is! My annoying, never-ending fic is finally up!
Title: Love Potion No. 10
Relationship: Stan Pines/Ford Pines
Rating: E
Summary:
When Stanley drinks what he thinks is just shitty wine, Ford suddenly starts acting strange. Maybe that "love potion" wasn't actually a scam after all?
Based on/inspired by the gorgeous comic by @ sepalais on Twitter (link inside)
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hbomberguy drops a video once a year to give me a new guy to hate
#hbomberguy#used to watch somerton and unsubbed a while ago for reasons i dont remember#had never heard ANYTHING about the plagiarism#he comes out of his cave with a fantastic video essay about niche topics that ENTHRALL me#shut up em
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charlie is so autistic coded it isn’t even funny. obscure special interests. doesn’t understand social cues or norms. you can never tell if he’s joking or serious. just “gets” music to the point he’s a genius with it. has to have his own psychological trauma explained to him so he can realize it’s trauma. same outfit 4/7 days of the week. safe foods are weird and also all he wants to eat. big feelings that he can’t process without a meltdown. vocal and physical stims. pattern recognition. doesn’t like physical affection. has meltdowns when overstimulated. loves routine and gets upset when his schedule is changed. it’s all autism babey.
#shut up em#charlie kelly#iasip#always sunny#he’s autistic. you can’t change my mind.#i know this is a relatively unanimous consensus amongst the fandom but let me have this.#i feel so seen by him. i love him. so fucking much.#i want to put him in my mouth and chew on him like polly pocket clothes.
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LUCA WORKING AT THE BEAR HAS ME SMILIN’ from ear to ear!!!!
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Baseball has only been back for 3 days but I’ve already given up hope on my team
Time to console myself in video games
#shut up Em#they’re playing EXACTLY like they did last year#nothing has changed#they can’t hit#and our bullpen is unreliable#though to be fair#I think every team thinks they have#an unreliable bullpen
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No, I won't get emotional about Bryce and Andy supporting each other! I won't!
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Got myself a little kombucha as a treat for going to the store and then when I get home I immediately drop it and it shatters on the driveway 😭 at least cleanup was easy cause it broke in a bag by itself but man 😞 I was looking forward to trying a new flavor
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does anyone remember where "boo we hate your pussy" originated?
#shut up em#personal#tumblr#I've had it stuck in my head for like a week and i can't remember the original context
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not a cellphone in sight... people just living in the moment
(from the Temple of Isis in Pompeii)
#archaeology#boats#fwiw we're looking at the stern of the ship — the bow (front) is to the right#you can see the two quarter rudders#not sure what type of warship this is — I think the Naples museum calls it a trireme but that's often misused#shut up em
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ohhhh travnat my babies. planning on posting this tonight perhaps??
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imagine with me, for a second, a world where everything went right. Ford had his epic showdown with Bill in the Nightmare Realm and was able to shoot him with the quantum destabilizer right before the portal opened up, allowing him to escape the collapse of Dimension 0 and—more pressingly—the wrath of the Henchmaniacs. Even if a rift appears, there's no Bill alive to worry about coming through. Still a problem, but much less pressing. Ford can return home as a hero of the multiverse having accomplished his mission to defeat Bill and still get to live out the rest of his life.
What do we think the reunion between Stan and Ford looks like in this scenario? Is Ford still mad that Stan ignored his warnings and took the risk of opening the portal? If so, does he still punch him? Is Ford grateful that he gets to return home safely, mission accomplished? Does Stan get his hug? Or maybe an awkward handshake? What are the thoughts here?
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say what you will about the ~problematic~ nature of the ships, but I do think it's unbelievably funny and poetic that both Stan and Dipper had a character that was specifically designed to be everything that would antagonize them, everything that they would hate, everything that would personally drive them insane (Ford and Bill respectively), and yet the biggest ship for both of them is with that character
#shut up em#stancest#billdip#also funny to me that those two characters that were purely designed to antagonize existing characters now widely get shipped with eachother#but thats a different can of worms
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