#just dont be rude i am v tired

[comet-wire]

Everytime I get a notif on TikTok that someone liked my old cosplays specifically my Jason the toymaker ones I just

[gabbyyyyyy6245]

Dont Tease - Chris Sturniolo

warnings: smut, p in v, a lot of teasing, mommy kink, sub!chris, dom!fem, male receiving, small aftercare

this is my first post I don't know if it's good. I didn't spell check or look over it so there are most likely mistakes 😅 have fun!

i also do not want anyone to copy my work please and thank you 🙏

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You and Chris have hated each other for a while, you have been best friends with Matt and Nick forever, but Chris has always been rude to you. One day you were sleeping over and hanging out with Nick and Matt and they were asleep. It was 3 am and you couldn't sleep so you go to Chris's room.

"why are you in here? I'm busy." He was playing fortnight with his friend, Nathan, and he was on a discord call with him.

"I can't sleep. Matt and Nick also won't wake up"

"So that means you have to be in here? Get out" he hasn't even looked at you once. He has his headphones on one ear while listening to Nate telling him to be nice.

"why do i have to be nice she's annoying" Chris sighs and glares at you "fine just sit down and don't talk to me"

You sit down and play on your phone for a while before Chris and Nate get of the game. "K dude I'm tired I'm getting off" Chris gets off the game and turns to you. "You can leave now... Like go to bed"

"fine fine whatever... I'm going" I get up off his bed and he finally notices the outfit your wearing. He found himself longing to have you in his arms... If feel your lips on his. "W-wait... Don't go"

You turn to look at him in surprise, he just wanted you to give minute ago... What does he want now? "what? Why do you want me to stay? Didn't you just want me to leave?"

His cheeks flush a soft pink as you say that knowing your right. "I know I know... I just..." He looks you up and down taking in the sight of you. "That outfit is something..." He was trying to sound rude but he couldn't help the needy tone he lets out.

You look at him with a smirk. "yea? I know it's cute isn't it?" You spin around making him go crazy inside. You knew what you were doing to him. You walk closer to him sitting in his gaming chair. "What's the problem Chris? Can't answer me?" Chris's cheeks were a bright red.

"I c-can answer y-you" he is getting so worked up from just you standing in front of him. He doesn't know what is coming over him, but he needs you, bad.

You giggle at his behavior knowing you're having a big effect on him. "you're pathetic" you bend over so that your face is in front of his. His eyes immediately dart to your lips and back up to your eyes. "What is there something you want? Chris you can tell me babe" the pet name makes him go wild.

"God please i want you... Please" you were pleased with his reaction but you wanted to embarrass him more. You wanted to let him know you were in charge.

"how so? Want me to kiss you? Want me to..." You trail off licking your lips. Chris was so nervous... Yet he loved the dominance you had.

"Please I want to kiss you- I w-want to... Bad... Please" you take the hint to straddle his lap while he is in his gaming chair. Chris breath hitches and he immediately grabs your hips.

"Chris, did I say you could touch me?" You give him a serious look knowing he loved this... Maybe a little bit too much...

"n-no you didn't- sorry..." Chris lets go and grabs the chairs arms so he doesn't hold you. It is taking every ounce of self restraint for him to not touch you.

"Chris baby..." You lean down to whisper in his ear "what's my name" you knew pretty well Chris had a mommy kink from when you and his brothers forced him to play truth or dare.

Chris immediately blushes a bright red hue. He wasn't expecting you to let him call you mommy. "m-mommy" he whispers back.

"good boy Chris... Want me to kiss you?" You tease him knowing he loves it.

Chris tries not to say yes immediately but he desperately needs to feel you lips on his. He nods trying not to seem to eager. "Words Chris I need words" you tease him more making him a brighter hue of red.

"Y-yes mommy please... I want you to kiss me..." Chris is taken aback by your careless expression. He had so much desire in his eyes and you were sitting there with a careless expression.

"you know what... You can wait... You haven't been a good enough boy for me yet baby." His heart flutters when you call him baby but he whines. "Why not- I've been so good... You're just teasing me on purpose now..." He looks so defeated until you lean in and kiss him gently. Chris puts his hands onto your hips and holds you against him.

"Chris babe I didn't say you could touch me yet did i?" Chris knows he fucked up and shakes his head. "Awe I think Chrissy needs a punishment now" you slowly start to grind your hips against his growing bulge. you are going at an agonizingly slow pace knowing it's killing him.

"m-mommy please- faster... I need more" he groans knowing you won't speed up.

"alright you've been so good baby" you move faster making him moan loudly. "Shh Chris don't want to wake up Matt or nick do we? Be quiet babe" you suddenly stop making him groan in the loss of friction.

"Why'd you stop- wait don't go..." You were getting off of him and he whines. "No please-"

"get on the bed." You smirk and straddle his lap again and you kiss him. You allow him to touch you now knowing you teased him a lot already. Chris groans into the kiss never wanting it to end. You slide down his body ending with your head by his bulge. I pull his pants off leaving him in his boxers and his t-shirt.

"so hard for me baby..." You palm him though his boxers making him moan and his hips buck up. "Nuh uh stay down love" you push his hips back down. Finally you take off his boxers making his dick smack his stomach. You look up and him before taking him in your hands. He's so big- all of his size was hidden under his sweats.

"mommy please-" Chris begs for you to touch him. God you were in such a trance. You move your hand up and down his length pressing small kisses to his tip that was leaking pre-cum. You finally take some of him into your mouth making him moan. He is practically melting to your touch. "Ma- close- please let me cum... Please mommy..." You keep sucking him off making him growl at the feeling. "Ma- I'm cumming! F-fuck" he pants as he comes down from his high.

"You did so good f'me baby..." You sit up and take off your shorts and your thong. "I need you in me love" you line yourself up with his dick and slide down slowly. You both moan from the pleasure. You start to move up and down at a very very slow pace.

"ma- please don't tease" he whines as you move faster. Chris was so deep in you and hitting your g-spot every time. "Ma c-close... Please"

"hold it... I want to cum with you baby" Chris groans throwing his head back in pleasure. "I can barley hold it please mamma-" you moan getting close to your high. "Okay cum baby." He lets out a guttural moan making you go over the edge. you moan as you cum all over his dick stopping all your movements.

"god that was amazing" you pant breathlessly. Chris only nods not being able to form words. "C'mon baby lets get in the shower" you get in the shower with him and after you get out you both go to the spare bedroom you were normally in.

"we'll clean up your bed tomorrow Chris... I'm too tired" Chris nods "me too..." Both of you were exhausted, but nonetheless you turn to face him in the bed. "I love you Chris" Chris smiles as he turns to you. "I love you too ma. Next time though, I'm in control" you giggle and then both of you drift off to sleep after you kiss him softly.

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Well... Tell me what you think it's my first fic so I hope it's good 🤗 I do have a lot of inspo but I can't find their @ 😭 so please if you could help me find them cause i love their fics ❤

tags: none yet 😭😭 (just tell me if you wanna be tagged in this or my next post)

[punkcherries]

i dont fully understand how someone could like. outright Hate one of the bachelor/ettes

[shakespesre]

things i did not like about beauty and the beast (2017)

oh man am i in the minority in this situation (also this list is comically long) spoilers, obviously

honestly

most of it

during the opening sequence with the enchantress as she was narrating the prince’s actions didn’t match with what she was saying (like he didn’t dismiss her again or beg forgiveness even though the enchantress is saying he did) details like that irk me

also the whole “guys who wear makeup are somehow morally destitute” trope needs to die

the staging of belle made the town feel like its a half an acre big which made for some awful blocking

it just looked really repetitive in terms of staging like there was nowhere to go because the set wasn’t big enough

belle talking to the minister about the books was short and dispassionate

emma watson can’t sing to save her life

the little robot following her around fixing her voice the entire movie should be paid good money

ok i get that making belle the inventor is supposed to be “empowering” but it goes nowhere??

the hill she runs up during the belle reprise is cgi af and it doesn’t feel right??

honestly you couldn’t have found an actual hill

also the fact that maurice being captured was happening concurrently w the number and the sky being all dark made the wonder and longing of it all weaker

i know it’s in the original fairy tale but honestly why did they bring back the rose stealing as the inciting incident for the beast to punish maurice

it makes very little sense

especially given that maurice took A Rose from what he assumed was an abandoned castle

how did maurice get back to the village? like we see at the end that belle has the horse

BIG ONE RIGHT HERE

why did lumiere and cogsworth show belle to her room instead of the beast???

why would you cut the first interactions between your main characters that actually establishes a connection between them?!!?

the west wing loses some of its gravitas bc of this too

and like????? the beast never even considered that belle would be the one to break the spell?????? WHY NOT????? DUDE???????? YOU MORON even the original beast considered that!!! he’s actually lampshading you all the way back from 1991

but the “this way to the east wing. or as i like to call it the Only Wing!” line was funny i laughed at that

audra mcdonald deserved more to do and to sing

mrs potts looked creepy As Fuck

idk the “come down to dinner” scene was played kind of seriously this time and i get why but i think cutting to inside the room changes the dynamic a bit like in the original you never even see belle and she holds all the power but this is a nitpick

why did they cut to black after be our guest??? did the editor lose a bet or something??

gaston was a fun number but the cuts were absolutely nonsensical

like

you could barely get a feel for the space it took up

they don’t cut to any kind of demonstration of gaston using “antlers in all of his DECoratING” which kind of tells you all you need to know about how bad this movie was at visual storytelling

so many composers and lyricists write music to visuals and there aren’t sufficient visuals to bolster the gaston number

and it felt kind of overcrowded? maybe that one’s just me

the plot just seriously drags

the fact that we spent so much time with kevin kline and gaston out “searching” for belle kind of slowed the movie down a lot

as did the whole “attempted murder” thing

so gaston blows up and tells maurice he’s only helping look for belle bc he wants to marry her

and maurice is like “my daughter is never gonna marry someone like you you’re an asshole!!”

and then gaston punches him in the face and leaves him to die in the woods tied to a tree

and then this miserly old beggar lady comes and saves him and has him accuse gaston of attempted murder

the entire thing is completely unnecessary

back to the enchanted castle

was it just me or did belle not even get that close to the rose? like the animated belle took the case off and was literally about to touch the actual plant and in this one she like brushed the table with her hand

the wolf scene was fine

they lifted the dialogue from the patch up scene directly from the 1991 film except without any of the energy or emotion

also the prince’s backstory is like?? really thin???

the fact that it was literally just inserted into the plot so he and belle could have a “dead moms” connection is so flimsy

they take this random subplot and roll with it instead of actually taking more time to develop belle and the beast as romantic interests

ANOTHER PROBLEM

ok so like the beast was somehow really hurt by the wolf attack right?

so he kind of drifts in and out of sleep for a while and one time he wakes up and belle is reading to him

AND THEN OHHHH AND THEN

HE MANSPLAINS ROMEO AND JULIET TO HER

AND HE GIVES HER THE LIBRARY BECAUSE HE THINKS THAT ANYTHING IN THERE IS BETTER THAN WHAT SHE LIKES

COME ON

WHAT THE FUCK

THATS SO CONDESCENDING

WAY TO UNDERMINE A SWEET MOMENT THAT SHOWS EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT BETWEEN YOUR TWO ROMANTIC LEADS

the new song days in the sun is pretty but combining the servants desires with belle’s make for some conflicting messages

they actually sing something there?

like move their mouths sing

this is another nitpick but like i always thought something there was their internal monologue and it feels weird to see them actually sing them idk

THE BOOK

OOOOOHHHHH THE BOOK

belle and the beast are talking and he’s like “LETS RUN AWAY TOGETHER!!!”

what

ok movie i’ll bite where are we running away to

so the enchantress for some damn reason decides to give the beast a magic book that can take him anywhere he wishes to go

why??? who knows????? certainly not the movie!!!

and he’s like to belle “think of where ever you want to go and we’ll go there just 4 u!!!!!” despite the fact that he literally just said that the world wouldn’t accept him as a beast

so they go to this little house in a Goddamn windmill on the outskirts of bohemian paris

it’s cramped and dark and drenched in a blue filter so you can’t actually see anything

and it’s this useless detour about how belle’s mom died

and it connects to nothing it’s not a plot twist or some big reveal it’s just that she died of the plague

there wasn’t even any emotional backing to it because belle didn’t know anything about her mother because maurice never told her

like if belle had thought maurice just walked out on her mother and resented him for it this twist would have some emotional significance

but that’s not the case

the ballroom scene looks really awkward

like the beast looks especially computer generated here and that doesn’t help the fact that emma watson expresses almost nothing during the entire dance

the whole “you must go to him” scene goes way too fucking fast and there’s no time for the emotions of that scene to actually breathe and release

she rides off in the (ugly) yellow dress which is another nitpick but looks weird

WHY IS SHE IN SUCH A RUSH YOU COULD JUST USE THE BOOK

evermore grinds the momentum of the narrative to a fucking halt

and i swear to god if this wins an oscar for best song while how far i’ll go lost i will dissolve the entire academy of motion picture arts and sciences myself

just love yourself and listen to if i can’t love her it’s honestly a much better song

the part where gaston is hyping up the crowd to go kill the beast progresses in a similar way to the “you must go to him” scene

gaston decides that the beast is a threat to them before he realizes belle has feelings for him which again undercuts the original emotion of the scene

the gaston vs the beast fight feels a whole lot less personal

like

in such a way that gaston is a good 40 feet from belle and the beast when he shoots him

there is no intimacy no emotion in how gaston mortally wounds the beast because he’s literally a Chasm away from them

the beast yelling "I AM NOT A BEAST" to gaston was the hammiest thing in the movie

they just really hate subtext don't they

AND ANOTHER THING

HOOOOOHHH BOY

the enchantress is the old lady who helped maurice when he was left to die in the woods

and yes she’s still dicking around in the forest for???? some reason?????

the beast dies

straight up dies

and the servants have this tragic goodbye sequence where they all turn inanimate it’s the most emotional scene in the film

belle’s love didn’t save them

she doesn’t say “i love you” and the last petal of the rose falls and they all either die/become inanimate

THE ENCHANTRESS JUST COMES IN AND FIXES EVERYTHING?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES?

THAT MAKES THE ROSE TIMELINE COMPLETELY SUPERFLUOUS

THE ENCHANTRESS HAS BEEN IN!! THE!! VILLAGE!! THE ENTIRETY OF THE CURSE

SHE COULD CHANGE HIM BACK WHENEVER SHE WANTED

in the original there was this finality to it and this hopelessness of being cursed by magic that isn’t understandable but permanent and that there is only One Way To Break It

the fact that the enchantress is the one to break the spell and not The Power Of Love undercuts the entire intended parable of the original fairy tale, animated movie, and WHAT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE WAS SAYING

also the fact that she’s there makes the entire transformation less intimate???

like there’s this third old woman creeping up in the background watching them when belle and the beast are supposed to be at the height of their emotional connection

also the transformation itself was kind of hard to follow visually like i don’t even think there was a clear shot of his face

the growl wasn’t hot

i didn’t even notice it when i saw it in the theatre

you all need to get laid

why didn’t they just let audra fucking mcdonald sing the final end version of beauty and the beast

also the actual timeline the movie took place over was strange?

someone can clarify this with me if they want i’m genuinely curious

the prince when he’s cursed is played by dan stevens so like it couldn’t have been more than? five years that he was a beast?

and then when the plot with belle starts, the opening number happens, maurice leaving, belle rejecting gaston, the belle reprise, maurice’s wolf chase scene, the prisoner switch, and the gaston number all seem to take place within a 48 hour timespan

^^^ this is all pretty much the same for the animated movie there’s no problem with that

be our guest and all new added numbers (along with the come down to dinner scene and belle’s wolf chase scene) all happen sometime around here too

but my issue is at the end of gaston where maurice asks if someone would help him look for belle

generously, the time spent searching for her is a day

then maurice is left to die in the woods and is rescued by agatha

he couldn’t have been out there more than two days without dying of dehydration

then, at most, five days from the opening belle sequence, maurice accuses gaston of murder and is about to be locked in an insane asylum when belle rides back to save him

if you’re following correctly, this gave belle and the beast a maximum of four and a half days to fall in love with one another

what?????

i know in the original there’s the whole issue of maurice out in the woods searching for belle but that was addressed by the directors and producers as an oversight and they meant to show that belle was in the castle for at least autumn through winter

so the remake’s timeline is completely unrealistic and goddamnit movie

like at VERY MOST the main plot takes place over six days

TL;DR

most of my issues were story problems, they changed fundamentally so little from the original animated movie and what they did change dragged the plot along or straight up undercut what the narrative was actually trying to impart

the rest of the bullets were either self-described nitpick and trying to work out the timeline

to be clear it’s not wrong for you to like the movie go see it again another three times

this list is for humor

and i didn’t comment at all on le fou for one thing because i was neutral on him but also because it’s not my place to say whether this is good rep or not

[personalbull]

=)

[daddy-ul]

does anyone else just feels cringe when the band does this colabs like the one with miley? and i actually like her and love the guys obviously but i dont know what it is that i cant see those performances and interviews bc i want to squirm, i feel terrible and want to support them but i also cant help but think why even do does collabs?

Open question, Duders! And a great one.

Well, dear anon, I think I get what you mean. Doing collaborations that branch out can be risky, right? It's fun but also dangerous.

Talking for myself: I am a v anxious person so, like, my stomach gets in a grip with collaborations like that (or with lady gaga), things that FOR SURE will get a bit of a backlash, no matter what. I am not a snob and I LOVE that they dont give a fuck abt genres: good musicians are good musicians. They have always tried stuff, they have guts, they put themselves out there. And I guess that doing a collab with someone that, for the general public, is still remembered as the 'that disney actress kid' could be seen as weak, selling out, yadda yadda >>>> ergo, v risky.

It's like you sit there KNOWING that tomatoes are gonna fly and your beloved artists will be ridiculed and they will feel sad etc. Except it's not tomatoes, but comments and comments and comments and your feed will be choke full of ppl mean and rude and— *sigh* it's tiring just to write it down fndndn

Like, that makes me squirm sjsjsjsjsj even if I know they are great artists and they are more than capable.

What I do is reminding myself that we all fucking love s&m, and there was a lot of huffing and puffing back then abt it like there is now when metallica does stuff like this. Or even when Kirk and Lars collaborated with that rapper in skom. It didn't made me nervous then, seeing it. It's just a thing. It can go well or not, that's music! Trying is part of the game. Same goes with Lulu. One of the best thing money can buy is the freedom of doing what the fuck you want creatively and... they do that. And at first it always seems like a scandal, a BIG FUCKING RISK, A THING DESTINED TO FAIL, but.... the years pass and it just becomes a thing that happened, no more no less. Like, through the never flopped, they had to put mortgages on houses or sell them djdjdkj THAT was fucking big, but it was about money, not integrity.

Idk if this will help you but I've seen the Howard's interview videos and the comment section is... basically very civil? I didn't scroll that much but no insults no "metallica are *insert misogynistic insult* now" or "miley is a *another misogynistic insult*", NOT EVEN STERN DID IT!!! I MEAN!!

That said, anon duder, I get you, and just by not being judgemental you are supporting them. It's okay to feel like that and... just feel it. Sometimes it's like that, you dont have to rationalise. If you dont feel like it, then don't. It doesn't mean you aren't open or supportive.

[jentlemahae]

OKAY okay so reading all the stuff about what jisung said is like !! a lot (obviously)

i am v much tired of hearing comments about haechan’s body from them (and everyone) and rolled my eyes v hard when i heard it and think it was super unnecessary and rude. but now i’ve seen people being like “jisung made fatphobic comments about haechan” and i’m like ??? when we start using those terms as an umbrella statement it completely takes away from the MEANING of the word like saying “that looks like haechan’s tummy” is not fatphobic ? is it nice (no) necessary (no) relevant (no) but it’s not literally fatphobic

i have a lot of opinions and it makes me mad, all the shit they say about haechan and how uncomfortable he is but i’m !

now everyone is just making it so much worse and like, not under the guise of “it was a joke jisung didn’t mean any harm” (bc i’m also like they should know by now but also ?? it’s not like these boys actually pay attention to the shit we tweet/bubble/whatever at them so ?)

but it’s that thing of like , when everyone hears jisung say something round reminded him of haechan and they automatically go okay well obviously jisung hates fat people (not defending jisung here just saying) that means everyone is putting THEIR personal beliefs into it like now YOURE projecting that you think fat is bad onto what jisung said

idk does this make sense ? like i’m Pro stop fucking talking about haechan’s body, pro dreamies shut the fuck up for once, pro we all love haechan. to me when people start popping off about it is when we as a f****m run into bigger issues. i saw someone say “if you have a fan call w jisung you should educate him on it” like !????! what ???? idk idk people are gonna get mad at me for this probably and call me fake as if i wouldn’t crawl to the end of the earth in haechan’s defense but defending haechan and being reasonable can actually go hand in hand so !!!

uhm well this particular comment may not have been that bad but the dreamies have a history of making fun of hcs body (here’s a thread) in a way that makes it pretty clear theyre saying fat = bad and ugly… im not saying jisung is evil or a terrible person but i dont think his intentions were the nicest with that comment, especially given that he has a history with body shaming hc in public :/

[snzysimper]

P/hone G/uy x V/incent SnzFic

OK OK OK! READ THIS PUH-LEASE!

I am WAY over due for posting a fic, but I dont really have the energy to finish it right now. I promised this a few days ago, but it still wasn't done, and now I feel really guilty. So, I can either do a part two, or do an updated edited edition. Please reply with what you think would be better. I am leaning towards an updated edition. Again, I am really sorry to keep y'all waiting, but-

*has mental breakdown*

WHY IS KEEPING UP WITH A TUMBLR BLOG SO STRESSFUUUUULLLLLL!? *whines*

*sigh* Anyway, enjoy the fic.

| I am allowed to write what I want and I would appreciate if you keep whatever rude comments you have to yourself |

The office was nearly pin-drop silent. Only the sound of the coffee maker. The only one there was Phone Guy. He and his best friend, Vincent, shared an office, which just so happened to double as the break room. It was a small inconvenience that everyone on the staff and their grandma were allowed into their office because of this, but the two didn’t mind too much. The office itself was pretty basic. There were two desks mounted to the wall, a water dispenser, and a small couch with two pillows.

It was about 8:30 AM, and work started at 7:15. But where was Vincent? Not that Phone Guy cared much. He already kept track of Vincent and all of his nonsense during work hours. He shouldn’t have to keep track of him outside of work, too.

At around 8:45, the tall, slender, purple man staggered through the door. “Good morning, Vincent,” Phone Guy said. “You’re late this morning. Usually you arrive before me.” Vincent said nothing in return. How strange. Usually you couldn’t get him to shut up. Perhaps he was just tired. Phone Guy shrugs as he continues working, not thinking too much of it.

Around 9:00 AM, the office was still quiet. This was quite unusual. Although he didn’t mind it, Phone Guy could not help but think about how usually the office was filled with the sounds of Vincent doing something stupid, like using Phone Guy to prank call someone, seeing if he could juggle knives without killing himself, seeing how many pieces of toast he could cram in his mouth, or just annoying Phone Guy in general.

Phone Guy got an email about someone wanting to reserve a table for a party, and calls them back. Not even once did Vincent get up to try and disrupt the call or give him a hard time. When he finishes, he hangs up the phone and sips his coffee. “V, did you ever call back that lady who wanted to reserve a table for the 23rd?” No response. Now curious, Phone Guy stands up. How far would Vincent take this? “Ya know, I heard that the knives in the kitchen were recently sharpened.”

Nope.

“I also heard that this year they are requiring all of the staff to get the flu shot.”

Nu-uh.

“I really hope that I’m mistaken, but I think that someone accidentally bought gluten free bread for the kitchen.”

Nada.

“I, uh, I’ll let you kiss me?”

Nothing.

Damn, something ain’t right. The Vincent I know would have been all over that opportunity. Now, slightly worried, Phone Guy walks over to Vincent. He is staring at the wall, with his chin resting on his hand. “Vincent? Are you OK?” He taps Vincent’s shoulder. No response. Was he even alive? Phone Guy looks more closely, and- “YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN TIME!?!”

Vincent makes a soft “Mmm?” noise before slowly opening his eyes. “What time is it?” He sounds slightly hoarse and a bit stuffy. Phone Guy, now royally pissed off, punches him in the back of the head (in a friendly manner) before stomping back to his desk. “He-ey, what was that for,” Vincent chuckles. “I take it back, I liked you better when you were unconscious!”

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For the next hour, the office remains quiet. Every so often, Vincent would have a short coughing fit, but Phone Guy does his best to ignore it. Once everything was quiet again, Vincent told Phone Guy all the information he needed. “hhh…Herr’shuuh! Heih’tchis! hah, Hak’tchss!”

“Bless you,” Phone Guy says. “Ugh,sndf, th-thank you,” he says, wiping his nose on his arm. “Do you know where Mike is?”

“I think he took the day off.”

“Oh, ok.”

Phone Guy gets up from the desk and walks over to the printer. “Do you know who’s working the prize counter during the party this afternoon?” Vincent sniffles as he lays his head down on the desk, folding his arms. “Uh,sndf, I think Jeremy is.” Phone Guy, not trying to make Vincent suspicious of anything, walks over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder. “Hey, you alright?” Phone Guy asks him. Vincent raises his head up, looking at him. “Yeah, I’m fine. I’m just tired. I didn’t sleep that well last night.”

Phone Guy smiles. “Alright.”

It isn’t long before Vincent starts up again. “Heik’chss! Ha’tcch!”

Phone guy sighs. “Ok, look, I was trying to avoid being confrontational, but this is starting to get ridiculous,” he says, turning to face the other. “You don’t seem to be, er, well, yourself today. First you came in late to work, then you fell asleep at your desk, then you started coughing, and now you keep-” God, just the word going through his mind made him shudder. “You-you keep sneezing!”

“Really, I’m fine. I’m just tired.” He gives Phone Puy a rather convincing smile. “I appreciate the concern, though.”

“I still feel like you’re not telling me something.”

“Nah, really, I’m fine.”

Phone Guy sighs. “Fine, whatever. There’s no point in arguing with you.”

Vincent does end up keeping his promise…for about fifteen minutes. “Hep’tchoo! Heik’chu! hh-Hih’tchoo! Sndf ugh…” Calm down, Scott. The office is no place for such thoughts. “Bl-Bless you,” he says.” “Tha-hh-nk…hih…Heih’shoo! Herri’shuh!”

“Bless you

“A’shht! Heh’nxxt! He’xxt! Ha’chis!”

“Bless-”

“A’ssht! Eih’shhs! hih…hh.Heik’tchs!”

“Bless you.”

“Ugh,sndf, thank-sndf- Tank gyou.”

Vincent was really starting to test Phone Guys patients. He was just trying to have a normal day at work, preferably without horny thoughts. “Vincent, I’m serious, if you don't feel well, please go home and rest. We don’t need you giving whatever you have to the rest of the staff, including myself.” Although that would be the best casinario. Vincent sniffles wetly. “I’mb alright. See?” He smiles at Phone Guy. Phone Guy sighs. “Why do I even try…”

“Cos ya love mbe-”

“Shut UP.”

______________________________________________________________

It was about half and hour later when Phone Guy’s horny-meter was at its limit. “Heik’choo! Herri’shoo! ha-A’chis! snndf.” This is beginning to be a bit much. Phone Guy begins breathing heavily as his office partner continues to test him. “A’ssht! Hi'nnxt! Hhh…hih… sh-shiHHHt…hih hIIh…hih-!” Phone Guy begins to nervously twirl the wire connecting the phone to the base as he continues breathing heavily. “K’shh! Hi’tch! hih HIH-! Hhh-! Hi-chi! hah…HAK’TCHOO! Haaah…”

OK THAT’S IT! Phone Guy slams his hands on the desk, quickly stands up, and charges towards Vincent. Yanking him out of his chair, grabbing him by the wrists, he pins Vincent against the wall. “Scott-!” Phone guy stares at him dead in the eyes. “STOP. FUCKING. DOING. THAT.”

Vincent suddenly closes his eyes. “Scott, I-hih- m-move ohiiiht of thhhh w-hhh…way. Hiih, I-I hiih…I’mb gonnda-!”

Before anything more could be said or done by either of them, Vincent’s nose betrays him for one final time, ending the fit. “HERRI’SHUH!”

Vincent sneezes, spraying Phone Guy in the process. Shocked, Phone Guy lets go of Vincent’s arms, taking a step back. Vincent puts his hands to his face, covering the mess around his nose and mouth. His purple face turns red. “Oh my god. I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to-! I-I, gah, FUCK!” Phone Guy stands there, not moving. “That was hot,” he says without even thinking. Vincent looks up. “What?” SHIIIIT. I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD. Vincent made the connection far too easily. "Did you just-?"

"No."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Cos I'm pretty sure you just-"

"Nope."

Vincent chuckles. "Alright, whatever."

[fairybinie]

the lowest its been that i recall was 14* last night at like 3 . . cold but i am used 2 it lmao

& thanku !!! im very very close to bending my knee to 90* and i have a little over two months to get to 120* before my next operation :] my relationship is going v good !!! n rey is oke :3 still just as large and rude , she shoved her way into alonzo's seat when he was literally in it like . bestie u r huge pls spare the child ㅠㅠ i will scream ab aidan to u literally daily if u want , i have a lot of simping to get out bc my mom is tired of hearing it lmfao

i have an essay due for health (why do i have to write an essay for health?????) and i am also bullshitting it so #theyboss me too !!! tmrw off yessss amazing get that break bitch 😩🤌 also same literally wtf?? i am scared to drive but i have 2 sjdjgjd >_> i will b honest i dont know who those ppl are but i will find them for u bby 😩 and a birb is a bird but with a B bc dyslexia (it was not intentional but it works lmfao)

++ also i am not deactivating my main !!! i meant i'm deactivating my old writing blog sjdgjjd

OH WHAT that's so cold omg?? where on the earth do you live if i may Ask .. pls the coldest it got here was like 45 ?? i like the cold i definitely prefer it over the hot weather so :p

ahh well i wish you luck! you'll be good as new eventually ;) curious ,, do you go through like some rehab? i've never had injuries like that before #Blessed but i hear that's what people tend to do to help them recover sooner? BYEE omg i love rey . and GO AHEAD !! i'd love to hear and i'm sure you're mom isn't tired of it <//3 but i'll never get tired of you bestie <3 ;)

ugh i Remember taking health honestly it wasn't bad but i just found it pointless lmao but an esSAY? bye what's it even on .. but yea if it's health then i'm sure you can bullshit through it just be like Yasss health is Very Important smoking Bad vitamin c Good or wtvr LMFAO and me too </3 but hey if i start now at least by the time i get to college i'll be good .. have you started yet? HELP ITS OKAY but i appreciate the effort ;) i will still take The soobin and the hyuka <33 PLSAJHEH hey i think birb is much sexier the dictionary should change the word IMMEDIATELY .

[fatedfragment-archive]

mirio and greed fma?

Thanks sm for the ask mitch!! 💕💕 this will b long bc i dont know how to readmore on mobile sorry besties

Mirio

• do I like them: YES YES thats my beloved right there

• 5 good qualities: funny, a little dumb, genuinely kind, charismatic, good w/ kids

• 3 bad qualities: yes him being dumb is a good quality but its also a bad one ❤️, bad at reading tone, Loud

• favorite episode/ etc: BEST MHA ARC IS MIRIO SAVING ERI have not felt anything from mha since xx

• otp: i REALLY like miritama its v v cute

• brotp: obvi him and nejire or him and the 1-a kids

• ot3: n/a (big 3 polycule is SOOO valid i just personally see nejire as a lesbian)

• notp: any of the gross ones dont hmu w that yall know what i mean

• best quote: “i gotta big PEACH for ya!!” (There r better ones yes. I am too tired to look them up god bless)

• headcanon: i hc him as trans mlm and autistic!!

Greed

• do I like them: yes and no. He has his Moments but hes also a fucker

• 5 good qualities: confident, caring of those close to him, charismatic, determined, protective

• 3 bad qualities: greedy (its On The Tin), violent, rude to strangers

• favorite episode/ etc: best greed moment is him missing his old friends tbh i got Emotional

• otp/brotp/ot3: n/a he’s rly just vibing

• notp: once again u already KNOW

• best quote: “all I ever wanted were real friends.” Or smth along those lines GN TO THE STREAKS

• headcanon: greed sometimes if hes v v bored stims w the ultimate shield. It pisses envy off but they’re never there so

[galahadwilder]

Hey! I'm following you for ML stuff, but I finally figured out you were into Batman as well, took me awhile. Do you have any advice on where to start for people who want to get into it? I just want to know which Robin is which when I read fanfiction hahaha. Thank youu

So the first thing to know is that there is no single Batman comic that will explain the entire Batfamily, because there are so many of them that the Manor must be running out of bedrooms by now. The second thing is that I’m not great at figuring out a starting place—a lot of comics are sort of aggressively mediocre and I can’t exactly tell the standout ones from the bad. Anyone who has any suggestions for anon, feel free to comment with them!

(In terms of fanfic recs: read literally anything by @unpretty. They are a wizard. Their fanfic is so good it has literally won awards.)

Now, a brief introduction to every member of the Batfamily that I can currently remember—save Alfred and Batman, who I am assuming you already know.

The Robins

Dick Grayson (Robin I, Nightwing II, and Batman IV). Richard John Grayson was a former child acrobat, member of the flying Graysons, and the first child adopted by Bruce Wayne. He is a human disaster of a Hufflepuff who makes terrible life choices, leaves his Nightwing costume on the floor of his apartment where literally anyone can see it, and doesn’t know how to cook anything but cereal. Despite his terrible lack of self-sufficiency, actually gives amazing life advice and is the heart and soul of the Batclan. There are villains who are willing to kill to protect him.

Jason Todd (Robin II, The Red Hood II, Red Robin I, Batman III). Jason Todd is the ballsiest Robin, having met Batman while attempting to steal the tire from the Batmobile, and, upon being confronted by the Goddamn Batman, decided the best course of action was to attack him with a tire iron. Jason is passionate and impulsive, but also extremely studious and intelligent. Well-liked despite his abrasiveness. He is the first Robin to die in the line of duty; when he came back, he and Bruce had a falling out over not killing the Joker, and now their relationship is rather shaky. Jason uses guns and has moonlighted as a crime boss in order to better control Gotham’s criminal element from the inside, which works mostly because he has nerves of steel and the ability to spin stunningly convincing bullshit at the drop of a hat.

Carrie Kelley (Robin II.5): See “Elseworlds and Future.”

Tim Drake (Robin III, Red Robin II, Drake I, Batman Beyond II): Tim has the greatest intellect of the Batclan; however, unlike Barbara (see “Batgirls”), Tim’s wisdom score is through the bloody floor. He figured out Batman and Robin’s identities on his own, and after Jason died he walked up to Bruce and basically told him “I know who you are and I’m Robin now,” which... worked. Tim is the least physically gifted of the Robins, but he makes up for it in detective skills and tactical intelligence. He was the only Robin to still have living parents outside of the Batfamily, though they were murdered soon into his career. He dropped out of high school and was acting CEO of Wayne Enterprises for a time. He has crippling depression and is implied to be suicidal.

Stephanie Brown (Spoiler I, Robin IV, Batgirl III): see under “Batgirls.”

Damian Wayne (Robin V): Damian is the son of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul, and was raised—unbeknownst to his father—by his mother and grandfather to be an assassin, as well as to be the best at literally everything (for context: despite being a young teenager, he technically holds multiple unaccredited PHDs). However, this stunted his social development, so he is rude and abrasive almost constantly, though he has been getting better and his closest friends and family can see that he’s covering for a superiority/inferiority complex a mile deep. Damian has a constant need to prove himself and has taken up his father’s adoption habit, though he prefers animals. Animals are better than people.

Duke Thomas (Robin ??, The Signal): Duke Thomas was the first metahuman Bruce allowed into the Batfamily. Originally decided to take on The Riddler by himself at the age of... seven or so? Eventually joined a collective called “We Are Robin” and fought crime, unsanctioned. After his parents were driven mad by Joker Venom, Bruce took him in. He now fights crime in the daytime, unlike the rest of the Batfamily, using his nebulously-defined extrasensory abilities to augment his Batfamily training.

The Batgirls

Barbara Gordon (Batgirl I, Oracle I): while Tim may be the most intelligent member of the Batclan, Babs is the all-around smartest. Her intellect is damned high, and unlike most of the Batfamily, Barbara is actually capable of making good decisions. She just... decides not to, most of the time. Barbara is the daughter of Commissioner James Gordon and was the first Batgirl; she lost the use of her legs when Joker shot her in the spine, but refused to take a backseat in the Batclan’s war on crime and became Oracle, hacker extraordinaire who directs the activities of every single vigilante in Gotham from her clocktower lair. She has since regained the use of her legs and reclaimed the Batgirl mantle, turning Oracle into a living AI.

Helena Wayne (Batgirl I.5, Huntress I): see “Elseworlds and Future.”

Cassandra Cain/Wayne (Batgirl II, Black Bat I, Orphan I): Cassandra is the daughter of assassins Lady Shiva and David Cain, and had what is hands-down the worst childhood of the entire Batfamily (her father would shoot her in the leg, and if she flinched, he’d shoot her again). She was raised without spoken words, and as a result the language centers of her brain are more adapted for body language than words. This gives her a kind of combat clairvoyance where it’s nearly impossible for a human combatant to surprise her. After her first murder, she swore to never again take a life, and joined the Batclan to atone. I personally believe that she is Bruce’s favorite child and the true heir to the mantle of the Bat.

Stephanie Brown (Spoiler I, Robin IV, Batgirl III): the daughter of Arthur Brown, a criminal known as Cluemaster, Stephanie became a vigilante specifically to oppose her father and then just had a bunch of mission creep. She is brash, sarcastic, and reckless, but has oodles of passion and natural talent. DC editors hate her, so she ends up screwing up or getting pushed aside a lot, but she is much more competent than she appears and is extremely good at getting people to underestimate her.

Others

Kate Kane (Batwoman I): Kate Kane is Bruce’s cousin, dishonorably discharged from the military under “dont ask don’t tell,” though this has likely been retconned thanks to DC’s sliding timescale. She is actually specifically not connected to the Batfamily, being more of an auxiliary member by her own choice—as a military woman, she dislikes their methods and considers them sloppy. She uses guns, has her own rogues’ gallery unconnected to her cousin’s, and is extremely competent.

Jean-Paul Valley (Azrael I, Batman II): Jean-Paul believed himself to be an ordinary college student, but was in fact a genetically modified super-soldier created to punish the wicked through the use of magic and advanced technology. He eventually broke his conditioning thanks to Batman and joined the family, even taking over for Batman briefly after Bane broke his back. (This proved to be a terrible decision.) He fights using powered armor and enchanted medieval weaponry.

Harper Row (Bluebird I): I know very little about Harper except that she is openly bisexual and uses hilariously oversized sci-fi guns.

Claire Clover (Gotham Girl I): a metahuman with Superman-like abilities; however, the more she uses them, the faster her lifespan burns away. Last I checked, she was working with Bane for some reason to do bad things to Batman. Don’t know why. She’s odd.

Lonnie Machin (Anarky I, Moneyspider I): may or may not be the son of The Joker. Lonnie is a genius Anarchist, but not of the “bomb-throwing” variety—in fact, he detests bombers. Briefly acted as Tim’s Oracle, since, thanks to extensive neurological self-modification, he’s one of the few people in Gotham who is actually more intelligent than Tim is.

Helena Bertinelli (Huntress II, Batgirl briefly I think?): daughter of a crime family that got wiped out by a rival crime family. However, she didn’t know her family was mafia, and as a vigilante in Gotham ended up trying to operate under Batman’s rules. Wasn’t very good at that—she’s a bit too vicious and brutal, despite her attempts to rein herself in. Uses crossbows primarily.

Elseworlds & Future

Terry McGinnis (Batman Beyond I): the definitive future Batman. Thanks to Amanda Waller and superscience shenanigans, Terry is the biological son of Bruce Wayne. He wears a highly advanced batsuit that is closer to powered armor than a costume, which gives Iron Man a run for his money. Unlike Bruce’s obsessive preparedness, Terry’s skillset lies in improvisation.

Carrie Kelley (Robin II.5): the Robin of the dystopian timeline of The Dark Knight Returns. It’s been a while since I read DKR, so I don’t remember much about her.

Helena Wayne (Batgirl I.5, Huntress I): Bruce and Selina’s daughter from another dimension.

[heartjwi]

could you do a bed sharing au with any of the dreamies,, ur choice im indecisive, like an e2l,,, im a sucker for bed sharing stuff 🤧🤧🤧

requests are open

going on spontaneous trips with the dreamies sorta became your thing™️

like expect someone to call you at 1 am and just be like:

“PACK YOUR SHIT WE’RE PICKING YOU UP IN 5”

and then y’all end up in the middle of no where in the middle of the night

but in the end, it’s always fun being with your best friends

except for jaemin

something about him just made your skin crawl

but it dont matter

cs u lit cher rally ignore him each time

you either stick with renjun or hyuck

no in between

jaemin is just,,,, he’s something else

anywho

the dreamies ,, yet again planned something spontaneously

and that is,,,

having a roadtrip across town

you don’t even know what the fuck they ate that day

to even plan something so,, out of the blue

and out of your own reach

like, you guys barely have any money combined for gas

and at some point y’all need to shower

that means staying at a hotel

and buying food

¿¿

but according to chenle, “money doesn’t matter. the memory with your love ones does”

so here y’all are,, packed in jeno’s car

“WHY DIDNT YOU GET THE MINI VAN” hyuck dramatically whines as he got in the passenger seat

the mf passenger seat

‘lucky bitch’ you thought as u squeezed yourself between renjun and jaemin

“why is y/n beside me and not jisung” jaemin complains

“cause i don’t want to sit with you” jisung replies on the other side of the car

jaemin grunts and avoids your physical contact at all costs

but obviously fails

every time jeno hits a speedbump you just fall right onto his lap

in which of course you remove yourself off of him in the speed of light

“you fucking suck at driving” renjun kicks jeno’s chair making the car brake abruptly

“I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE” chenle yells getting a paper bag and v*mits

car sickness yk??

the entire roadtrip was a mess

the sun has finally set and it was getting dark out

“yo um, i’m not gonna drive our asses all the way across town overnight i need me some beauty sleep” jeno looks at everyone with the rear view mirror

“theres a motel nearby let’s just stay there for tonight and tonight only” hyuck cleared out things, getting the GPS ready & working

“what are having for dinner?” you asked

“let’s just have some pizza” renjun suggests

“heh let’s try and not kill the pizza man” chenle snickers, remembring a certain scene from a music video he saw a few days ago

jaemin doesn’t say anything and just spaces out

you rolled your eyes at how he didn’t say anything

like i said, everything he does??? annoys tf out of you

“why are you so annoyed at him?” renjun asks you, playing with the hems of the blanket you two are sharing

“cause he’s jaemin. he’s so mean to me and i didnt do shit” you murmured, loud enough for renjun to hear

jaemin, who had his airpods on wasnt actually listening to songs

he was eavesdropping your conversation w renjun the entire trip

and he somehow felt bad that he was being mean to you

just the sudden realization hits him

but he brushed it off and continued to listen to everyones conversation

night time finally comes through and everyone is now at the motel

since renjun is ,, the legal adult in this situation

he booked everyone a room

with the limited budget y’all got atm,,, he only booked 3 rooms

“sad to say, two of us have to share 1 room together since all the two bed rooms are taken” renjun explains, holding out the three room keys

“let’s play rock paper scissors to determine the pairs” chenle suggested

“great idea bro” jisung whispers to chenle

“i know right bro” chenle giggles

you stared at the two kids in awe before being rudely pushed by jaemin himself

“move” he pushes past you

“dickhead” you muttered

“rock paper scissors.. shoot!” hyuck yells out

in the end the pairs were:

first room: jeno & hyuck; 

second room: jisung, chenle & renjun

(renjun gets that other single bed while chenji gets to share the bed)

and finally, the one bed room,,,

it was you and jaemin

“you gotta be fucking kidding me” you react

the 5 boys looked at the two of you uncertainly

especially renjun and jeno

“i’d switch rooms with you if you’d like” renjun offers

“yeah! you can have the lone bed y/n!” chenle smiles

but you both reject the offers

“are you okay with this?” jeno asks jaemin cautiously knowing how,, cranky he can become when he’s a tad bit tired

“yeah” jaemin mumbles

“are you sure-” 

“its fine. i can manage” jaemin waves jeno off

everyone slowly comes up to their rooms

you and jaemin stayed behind to get your stuff from the car

you got your small luggage and backpack and started trudging up the stairs

jaemin who was behind you couldn’t help but watch you in pity

he even started contemplating with himself whether or not to help you

swallowing his pride, he silently grabs both of your bags and sped walk to your room

you felt your heart flutter at his sudden actions

“snap out of it” you slapped yourself in the face

but still

you can’t hide that sly smile from your face

jaemin places your things by the door and went out to get some fresh air and some snacks

you decided that you’d use your alone time to go shower and pamper or some shit

after taking a cold shower (since the motel offers to PAY for hot water) you brushed your teeth and changed into pajamas

a little later jaemin comes back from his stroll

and walks in on you with your pink pajamas with a towel on top of your head

“cute” he comments, smirking at himself after seeing your flustered face

he does his business and later follows you to bed

there was a pillow barricade in the middle of the king sized bed

it was kinda awkward to move around since the bed creaks

and not to mention the mattress was hard as a rock

there was no TV in your room so to pass time, you stared at the ceiling fan in silence for god knows how long

till jaemin decides to break the silence

“i’m sorry” 

you sat up and stared at him— who was also staring right back at you

“for?” you raised a brow

“for everything. for being rude to you for no reason” he calmly states

“i’m sorry too” you look at him with a pout

jaemin chuckles, “i guess we’re even” 

after that, you and jaemin talk about endless things till the two of you got sleepy

“jaems, i’m tired” you whined

“this is the nth time you whined today. don’t get me started on your whines in the car” he nags

you scoffed, “bitch please”

“and don’t think you were trying to get handsy on me whenever you fall right onto my lap!” he accuses you

“like i wanted to touch you” you poke your tongue at him

jaemin rolls his eyes but laughs anyway

“since we’re friends now, lets get rid of this pillow barricade” he flings the pillow right onto the floor

“why though” you ask dumbfounded

“no reason” he giggles

“just admit you have a crush on me” you make kissy faces in front of him

he nearly gags but laughs yet again

you stared into his eyes which were sparkling

how come you never noticed such thing before?

“anyway, let’s sleep now” jaemin tells you before turning off the lights in the room

you two made yourself comfortable under the covers before hitting the hay

“goodnight jaemin” you whispered, closing your eyes

“sweet dreams, y/n” jaemin smiles to himself, before heading off to dreamland

the next morning, instead of feeling the cold and hard mattress, 

you found yourself hugging something warm and cuddly

you woke up to be in jaemin’s arms

[yyxgin]

no bar!! never fret about replying late. i know what it’s like to not want to talk to anyone. honestly. i won’t call it (my experience) a depressive episode bc one of my friends used to brush off me when i was saying things like i’m depressed and say ‘sad’ instead. like if i were to say ‘that made me/i am depressed’ she’d say something like ‘oh god same! like if it’s making you sad,, don’t do it.’ which is a v poor example of what she did but i never called it depressed after that bc she pissed me off n was disregarding of my feelings (even though she’s incredibly anxious herself) bc i didn’t get it officially diagnosed. idk if you’ve ever read about birth control pills but i always read on tumblr people calling them literal depression pills and i ignored it, thinking either 1) people were being dramatic / were over-dramatising it or 2) it wouldn’t happen to me anyway. it fucking happened and they were not being dramatic. i was never happy n always working on minimal sleep n making self depreciating jokes all the time bc it was the only way i could cope with my thoughts n constant mood swings. so what i’m trying to say is,, i know how it feels. if that’s any consolation. it’s not me trying to be ‘oh me too!’ or ‘mine was worse than you’ it’s just me being understanding n telling you it’s okay. also lemme at your friends!! i’ll stomp them out n get the barman to run them over for you!! they’re so mean to forget you!! i find that deciding i want to do something specific n then asking the appropriate people if they want to do saïd thing/place works for me. it can be a simple ‘we should do this, when are you free?’ helps. making it known that you want to do things helps. or aggressively remind them that it’s nice to be asked bc it means they thought of you even if you couldn’t go n tried to include you. or we can revisit me stomping them out w my beloved barman,,, whatever works best for you my dear <3

admittedly me and one of the girls were discussing that we are going to miss our manager. even though literally everyone moaned about her (i feel like it’s impossible to avoid in literally any job/situation) she did have her moments and she did a lot for the staff like after work-drinks, asking the chefs if we could order off of the customer menu instead of the staff menu or whatever they cook in bulk for everyone to take home in the evening. apparently she did this a lot more than the previous manager. she has a good heart but sometimes she ignored some of the girls when we ask for days off or our availability for the week which was very annoying of her. it could’ve been a lot worse, i suppose, but overall she wasn’t terrible.

thé lady who lives in my town and drops me given the chance, told me the other night that she used to be the duty manager. i asked her why she stopped and she explained that when they furloughed everyone they asked her to come back on like half pay or something? idk i just remember it being explained as they wanted her to come back sooner and take away her furlough so she said no and got demoted. but somehow she still gets some of the furlough? idk i have been taught that asking how much or discussing specifics of paychecks kind of thing is rude, growing up. she has been telling me they keep asking her to come back (now they’re asking her to be a supervisor since she declined the manager role) and she keeps saying no. i love her and want the best for her so i won’t say anything to anyone about the conversations me and her have had (i mean, apart from maybe my mum if i can remember, and you bc, let’s be real, you don’t know me and idk you) and she says they’re just difficult to work with as a management team. she even said our area manager isn’t impressed with our current assistant manager (who is currently the only person on an houred contract since our manager left) which shocked me since i personally think he is quite good considering he has a good relationship with the staff and kitchen (he’s thai so he can communicate with the kitchen better than most of the wait staff (some wait staff are thai but mostly not)) i think she doesn’t want to be the eldest person in management or she doesn’t want the age gap to be so big since she has a kid she can lecture at home, she doesn’t need to be looking after people at work, y’know?

also today, me and one of the girls were upstairs (two floors of the restaurant!) and it’s nearing 11pm and her brother (who also works there) comes up and asks us when we’re finishing (mostly her lol) but we had two tables just sitting talking amongst themselves so she just said idk. he was saying he wanted to go bc he’s tired etc n he’s driving n she was like it’s fine go home i’ll call an uber or something n he was refusing to leave her behind. (i feel like i brushed over the two tables sitting there but it must be noted they’re the only tables left in the entire restaurant and we were the only two wait staff still there, apart from her brother but he changed and was waiting downstairs). anyway, she was sweeping (i was cleaning the booth/sofa thingy chairs as it was a mundane task we could do to pass time and while she was sweeping by one of the tables thé boyfriend was whispering to his girlfriend saying ‘should we go?’ and the girlfriend said ‘why should i care?’ and the girl came over to tell me v quietly and i got so upset for her. bc she is literally the sweetest person on the earth and the only reason i didn’t go to ask the manager to see if i could go home with the lady who offers to take me (ex-duty manager lady!) was so she wasn’t alone up there. if i had been the one sweeping near that table i would’ve snapped so fucking hard at them. i mean, we’re 18 and have lives and sleep schedules, and we’re working until 11pm on a thursday before we even get home?? like i wouldn’t have minded staying if they were reasonable tables but after the gf said that i was like ‘shall i go get our stuff from the staff room?’ so i could split as fast as possible. in the end the temporary acting manager came up and told us we could finish and she kicked the tables out ten minutes later. i told her what the table saïd and she thought that was mean and unnecessary too. i was also worried about my sleep tonight since i have my first vaccine tomorrow morning. that’s why i was more pressed about what time i left work today. oh well.

im sorry for talking so much about work! sometimes i don’t have someone to talk to about it (at home) bc of my weird hours and sometimes i don’t like re-explaining things to my mum if she doesn’t get it the first seven times. sometimes it’s just a little too draining as she doesn’t understand since she’s a lifer at her job. it’s easier to explain to my dad but then i get a whole lecture on something that i ultimately have no control over n id rather just bitch w the girls at work but the problem is WE’RE AT WORK!!!

also i booked for my first tattoo!! i’m excited. it’s for next week,, which was super quick considering i was expecting to have to wait soooo much longer. i’ve been telling people about it and that it’s happening but i haven’t had the pleasure of telling people exactly where i got the idea from. bar, my dear, you know wheein’s new album, redd? well, it comes with loads of things, including these stickers (one for each song) and the one from springtime was just so perfect and when i saw it my first thought was, this would be a perfect tattoo. and so i am having it tattooed on my body. a subtle nod to kpop whilst also having something meaningful on my body. i also have just decided i want a small, minimalistic (or one-line art) rose on my sternum, kind of in the valley of my breasts, bc my nan was a rose. i like having her close to me. i recently got her necklace fixed which has left me feeling so incomplete after it broke in august last year. it’s been almost ten years and i think i’m long overdue something to remind me of her. i fiddle with my necklace when i’m nervous which is why i love it so much but incase it breaks again (i pray it doesn’t but i have a long life ahead of me) i would like her close still.

gosh there’s never enough space in my head to remember what i want to tell you so i’ll stop here for now since i should sleep to be able to wake up in time for my first jab. i’m scared but it’s whatever i’ll do it i suppose,, eeek 😨

ilyl ~ 🌻

thank you so much for opening up to me about this, it means a lot to me :( i am so sorry you had to go through this and honestly,, i really resonate with you. i feel like when i talk about my emotions and my sadness (dont know if its okay to call it depression either but yea), my friend either always either makes me feel like my emotions arent valid or she tells me she doesnt know how to help, which is frankly, why i dont talk about my emotions to people irl anymore. i dont open up and it takes me a long long time to do so if i ever do, because i tend to feel insecure/not safe :D so really, thank you for telling me and i hope you are doing better. your emotions are valid and i am always here for you 

HAHAHA i mean i dont have many friends so theres not many to stomp on:( but i mean,, i get passive aggressive when i feel forgotten/left out so you best believe i told my friend how im feeling, but like uhhh it didnt do much. i spent the whole weekend at work and i was free on friday but my friend decided to ditch me and yeah. i havent been out in like two weeks now and i mean i am an introvert so i dont mind that much but even i want to socialise sometimes

aah i mean every manager has their flaws, no one’s perfect. my manager keeps calling me to go to work even though i was literally there for 11 hours on saturday AND sunday which means i worked for 20 hours in two days. and i work 20 hours a week at max. and i already worked some hours before the weekend so i think i have like 30 hours now and she keeps calling??? dude i need a break too,,i am so exhausted and tired of this shit :dd

oh i totally get what the lady that drops you off sometimes told you. i would feel a little iffy if i heard it too, but like,,,judge by your own experiences!! if you feel like something is off, you can always leave,, so i wouldn’t be so stressed about it.

why are people so rude ??? dude,,you should care, because we are all human. everyone has their needs and their lives and i bet he wouldnt like it if he was the one in your place. why should you stay there longer just because he didnt want to leave?? that was so unnecessary. people are weird beings and i learnt that after working with them this weekend,,,like i litereally got screamed at because i couldnt accept cash in different currency. like,,what tf do you want me to do?? i dont have every single currency with me so i could give u the change ?? tf ??

ALSO ITS OKAY TALK ABOUT YOUR WORK HOWEVER MUCH YOU WANT !!!! i also feel like i dont have anyone to talk to about work bc my parents dont listen to me as much as they used to these days and my friend unsurprisingly just doesnt care bc she doesnt work,, and i dont wanna talk to my internet friends abt it as much bc i feel annoying so i am glad us two can talk about these things together !!!! 

YOUR FIRST TATTOOOO WHOAAAH thats so cool. i love tattoos hihi dfkja idk if u already had the appointment but tell me how it went after !! i wasnt able to find the sticker on the internet but im sure it looks hella pretty. also i love how it reminds you both of kpop and your grandma, its wonderful <3 i really want to get a tattoo one day,, and i also want something meaningful (not that i am hating on people that tattoo themselves just for fun and have no meaning behind their tattoos i just have commitment issues so i want something long lasting). alSO my crush (yes i have a crush now ew) has a tattoo and it looks like satan lowkey,,but apparently its a japanese something (i forgot the word oopsies) and it means jealousy, bad past and wisdom ?? i was like BOY IF U DONT??? fjdkla he has blue hair btw i am very much whipped but he also doesnt know me and i am older than him so this is embarrassing

ALSO I HOPE YOURE FEELING WELL AFTER GETTING THE VACCINE !!! 

ily <333

[bunyehz]

I'm so tired of people calling edelgard a fascist and making jokes about her hating minorities. I really hate it. We finally get a fleshed out strong morally gray female character who's not overly sexualized in a /fire emblem/ series and this is how the fanbase treats her lmao. It's gotten so bad that I'm actually starting to dislike the other lords (mainly dimitri bc his fans are the most vocal). But anyways, thanks for being a voice of reason and love for edelgard ;v;

oh my godd thank you for agreeing i thought i was just being sensitive fjsdkfs. but i agree completely 100% like. ok. fe fans ask for a strong female character. we got it. asked for a female character who has complex morals/struggles. we got it. and what do yall do? call her racist and say she hates the poor. some people r so fucking rude i stg. (some more ranting under the cut. spoilers for black eagles empire route)

but yeah me too @ the lord statement and im trying to not be to bias against dimitri in favor of edelgard but. its hard sometimes. 

but yeah its my honor to speak up abt how edelgard is treated really unfairly because the game really doesnt make it easy for u to get her story which is a cool idea on paper, but when executed just makes it easier for people not to play her route at all. 

i feel like edelgard is so much more complex than people realize and while her past does not completely justify her actions, her explanation of why she needs to do some things is in depth enough to the point where i dont feel like a “villain” for taking her side, simply that i am doing what needs to be done while feeling remorse for those who get caught in the crossfire. 

it helps a lot that edelgard is never really shown to be heartless or not consider the effect of her actions on others too. she gives people a chance to surrender first a lot of the time and i think the way she handles her trauma, her expectations for herself, and her friends are absolutely amazing and complex