#mayor i-cant-be-fucked-to-pay-for-infrastructure-repair-and-upgrades-and-let-a-random-farmer-do-it-for-me-while-i-sit-on-my-ass lewis
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i dont fully understand how someone could like. outright Hate one of the bachelor/ettes
#shut up sombre#stardew valley#like. my least favorite is shane but i dont Hate him im just not particularly interested in him#his character arc is fine its just not one that grabs me personally and like i get his charm as he gets nicer to u#him n his chickens r cute and his relationship w jas is also cute and i want him to be happy and healthy#i just want him to be happy and healthy in the same way i want most folks to be happy and healthy ykno??? im not v attached to him#he is simply the kind of personality i personally do not vibe with completely and thats ok!!#but like...... i see ppl vitriolically hate like alex or haley or smth and im like.... yea theyre rude but like#do u HAVE to talk abt wanting to cause them bodily harm and shame ppl for liking them???#if u think sams ugly and dont get his appeal thts fine but being on abt it every time u talk abt him is like#arent u tired???? do u ever get tired of wishing ill upon a pixel character and everyone who likes them????#also none of the bachelor/ettes no matter how rude are worse than like. morris or lewis. and u cant convince me otherwise#id take rude ass beginning of the game haley over mayor i-spend-tax-dollars-on-gold-statues-of-myself lewis#fucken. mayor i-complain-abt-having-no-family-or-spouse-but-bang-the-rancher-lady-and-keep-it-secret-for-no-good-reason lewis#mayor i-cant-be-fucked-to-pay-for-infrastructure-repair-and-upgrades-and-let-a-random-farmer-do-it-for-me-while-i-sit-on-my-ass lewis#and then he has the audacity to berate ME for DARING to imply that i MIGHT not be able to fulfil the requests on his fuckin#fancy shmancy special request board as if i dont have LIVING THINGS to take care of i am not the towns personal servant LEWIS#and then morris is a capitalist boot licker and i want to punch him <3#ok rambling over my back hurts and i am thinking about hatsune miku how r yall
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