#just because i don’t want sex doesn’t mean these guys can’t 🤨

[wishchip106]

when i say “i need him” i actually mean i need him to come over to my house so we can have afternoon tea and gossip

scones and jam and cream, bikkies and tea 😔💔

that or i need him to turn into a marketable plushie so i can imprison him on my highest shelf and watch as he accepts his fate

[luvsellie]

DATING DRUIG WOULD INCLUDE...

pairing druig x fem!reader | wc 0.9k | requested ? yes | note he <3

• is the biggest flirt known to mankind

• now, ik we already are aware of that but JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T !!

• “you wanna kiss me so badly, don’t you?”

• teases you endlessly, both physically and verbally

• exhibit a - leans in as if he’s gonna kiss you and then looks down at you like you’re crazy because you’re just standing there waiting for his lips to fall on yours

• PLEASE I'M LAUGHING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

• you’d open your eyes like 🙂 ??

• and druig would be the exact definition of 🤨

• exhibit b - “you have to stop doing that” “what?” “saying things that make me want to kiss you” *cue your face going hot and turning away with wide eyes*

• *sigh* the things he does to you (he's more aware of it than you are my dear)

• so, of course, he uses that to his advantage, much to your displeasure :')

• i don't think he's super big on pda, but, as seen in the movie, i think he'd hold you close, a hand on your waist, or even give you a quick kiss on the cheek when either of you has to leave for a period of time

• now, he may be a huge flirt and tease, BUT WHEN YOU DO IT BACK-

• mans has no clue how to act

• possibly the embodiment of 😶 and 🧍

• it’d just be a simple compliment too and he’d feel absolutely jittery inside

• like, you could be playing with his hands or something and say “your hands are really nice” with a small sigh and smile and he will somehow fall even more in love with you than he was five seconds ago

• okay back to him being a fucking flirt bc idk about you but i live for the oneshots and hc’s of him flirting/teasing the living shit out of the reader bc it makes me scream into my pillow before i continue reading 👍

• anyways. so in the scene in the flashback where he threatens to tell ajak abt makkari stealing the artifact ?? (praying to god i’m not just making something up rn)

• WELL

• let’s replace it w/ you two at a table in the corner, probably just sipping on something and talking when druig somehow turns the lovely conversation into him shamelessly flirting with you

• “i scratch and bite, i don’t need someone watching over me 24/7” you’d snap back at a random remark he made, taking a sip from your cup, sure there’s no way he could do more with that

• this mf deadass goes “you’ll crawl and beg too, darling”

• *chokes on drink*

• dw i did too it’s okay

• y’all need to start writing more smuts w him using mind control pls i am begging

• k sorry for the slight detour back to regular programming

• BUT THIS MAN IS SO SWEET

• when the two of you go on walks you bet your ass he’s the type of lover to randomly pick flowers and give them to you :(

• he’ll even do that whole cliche thing where he puts it behind your ear UGHHAVSUANAI

• oh my god he’d trace words on your back too

• like, when it’s the middle of the night (or even the morning) and you can’t sleep, he’d just talk to you and trace things with his finger ☹️☹️

• going off of that little scenario, that is most likely how he told you he loved you for the first time; you had to guess what he was saying and obv it was 'i love you'

• but but but HIS ACCENT !!!!! PLUS HIS VOICE WHEN HE’S SLEEPY !!!!! 💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳

• i could go on and on abt him, good lord

• alright onto the nsfw 😏 (guys i swear i use that emoji ironically)

• and i am apologizing in advance bc i am in fact a lesbian so the only things i am referencing while writing hetero sex are other nsfw ff’s bc i have no clue what im doing 💀

• n e way i think he’s a dom 100% no questions asked

• also prefers to give rather than receive, but that doesn’t mean he wouldn’t enjoy a good bj every once in awhile

• totally wouldn’t mind using his power on you (only if you consent to it tho !!)

• probs into overstimulation and toying with you - he enjoys the faces you make when he takes away your release 😩

• alright that’s honestly all i can say nsfw wise IM SORRY I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IM DOING 😭

• but back to him being the best bf ever 🤲

• WOULD GIVE YOU RANDOM KISSES !!

• for example, when your busy and he suddenly craves your affection, he’d just walk up to you, wrap his arms around your middle, and press a kiss to your temple

• ugh the compulsory heterosexuality i have for this man ☝️☝️

• okay, best for last, but i also am a firm believer that he’s not afraid to flirt w you around others (even tho he’s not super big on pda)

• i mean, he’s gotta let people know you're his somehow, right?

• oh OH OH HES REALLY BIG ON THE PET NAMES "doll," "dear," "love," "beautiful," and "darling" !!

• and has a thing for putting the word "my" in front of your name or whenever he's referring to you - he always makes sure to relate you back to him :')

[aleksa-sims]

My RL Gameplay

When Sandra got out of the bathroom, I immediately went over to her room to talk to her about this sick message, that her boyfriend sent me. Nico stayed in the living room with her Mom. He just whispered to me, if Sandra doesn't believe me, then I should call him over so that he can confirm to her, that I did NOTHING!

Sandra: Come on, Honey! Something is wrong with you, talk to me!

Me: It's so hard for me! 'Cause I know, it will break your heart. 😥

Sandra: A.!...You scare me! What's happening? 😦

Me: Your Boyfriend, texted me a very sick message. Since we fooled him on the phone. You & I! 

Sandra: Omg! ... You are the other one? 😲

Me: What?...No! I would NEVER do this to you! You’re like Ana to me! My Sister! And I love N.! And you! Why should I do this?

Sandra: Idk?.. Why you? .. That doesn't make sense? ... What if it was before Nico? 🤔

Me: Is that what you really think of me? 😞

Sandra: You've been doing so much SHIT lately! You were so weird before you met Nico. I mean the months before! Where you've been dating guy after guy. 🤨

Me: Those were just dates! No sex!...I was frustrated because of N.! And ...there was another reason for my strange behavior. But now is the wrong time!

Sandra: Do you see, that’s exactly what I mean! I can’t trust you anymore! You lie, cheat and keep secrets all the time! 😞

Me: I wasn't even in a relationship, so how could I have cheated?

Sandra: You had your crazy phone relationship with N..😠

Me: Seriously?...I never thought that N. & I would really meet anytime soon! And besides, it was his idea that we are "free" as long as we don't meet! .. Sandra, please! I had nothing with your boyfriend. Now finally wake up! 😩

Sandra: I'm sorry! 😳 It happens to me all the time! I just don't understand why?

Me: Come on, let's sit down! And...maybe, that's exactly what he wants? That we fight! Because of that stupid call! Which was your idea! 🤨

I shouldn't have said that! Because Sandra will now come up with a very stupid idea and that’s exactly, what’ll destroy our friendship for 6 months. It won't happen right away, but in 1-2 months.

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