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I had a whole long response typed out and I had to step away and I came back and it was gone so Iâm going to have to abridge it because it was a masterpiece of a response and I canât recreate it. In short elden ring lore is stupid itâs one selfcest god that crafted a bunch of incest demigods (curing mogh and the cursed half brother). The âdungeonsâ you speak of are mostly just caves and mines with a few legacy dungeons. Some of which are more annoying than interesting. Saying itâs âvisually stunningâ or whatever is stupid youâre comparing a current game to one over a decade old that honestly still looks great. But even so, simply comparing visuals is hardly a fair argument. Your pot manâs quest wasnât sad it was stupid. Whack him out of a few holes and then shatter his ass in azula. I felt nothing doing it. Ranni and her ending were at least interesting and her as a character I actually liked. And she lead to the moonlight sword which is a staple of the games. Yes I know bloodborne and dark souls have insane lore but itâs actually good and worth looking into. Your beloved elden ring locations are big empty areas where you will either just wander around doing nothing or get annihilated by a rune bear or T. rex bird every 2 minutes. Thereâs no engagement. No imagination there. Skyrim had replayability. Multiple quest lines for factions or the open playability to just wander around and make your own story. Iâm sorry you lack and and all ability to think outside of a stupidly structured game. The absolutely godawful takes Iâve been getting inundated with the past couple days are avail itâs bullshit I really expected better from all you stupid fucks. You remind me of when I was in highschool and idiots would say halo was better than Metroid because it âdefined a genreâ completely disregarding what came before. Or that master chief could ever take Samus in a fight simply because he was the newer guy and all they knew. Youâre lucky my original reblog got deleted and Iâm getting yelled at and this is all I could say back to you otherwise Iâd have much better words than youâre a bumbling fucking moron with absolute shit tastes. Go choke on your shit opinions and enjoy your garbage ass fucking game. (Iâll update this post as I remember more things to add on if I do).
When I was mentioning the shitty locations I think I forgot to specifically name drop caelid. Canât forget FUCKING CAELID SPECIFICALLY.
Also you think the only interesting location in DS1 is he dukes archive?! Motherfucker we got ash lake, the seat of the FUCKING MULTIVERSE. Weâve got, quite literally, hell, izalith. Oh and I donât know how you got to the archives without passing through anor londo. Because you CAN NOT tell me that place wasnât fucking stunning. And AND AND the way they BUILT the locations. Seeing izalith and ash lake from the tomb of giants. That not only has LORE REASONS but if you look at the 3D rendering of the maps IT ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY FUNCTIONS AS SUCH. Like literally the world building is top notch and youâre going to downplay ALL OF THIS?!?! Motherfucker get your fucking head out of your motherfucking anus and open your shit crusted eyes at the marvel you downplayed to âone interesting areaâ. And on top of that âoh boo hop the pot man was so sadâ fucking SIF AND ARTORIAS. You want sad fucking...just fucking...now that I took a moment to re skim your response to me now Iâm just fucking angry with you you fucking idiot among fucking idiots.
Like really your shit ass Fucking tastes about skyrim are bad enough but to lump bloodborne lore in with elden ring lore and then shit on dark souls world building?? Motherfucker I will physically fight you to the death over this one Iâm not even messing around. Thatâs 3 real games youâve dragged through the dirt defending the elden trash heap. Fuck all of you.
elder scrolls or elden ring. there is a right answer
Listen I love skyrim, but you have to be a bumbling fucking moron if you think it's better than Elden Ring!!!!
#Elden ring is shit.#Skyrim is better.#Donât even drag Bloodborne into this that one is better than both of them.#Even on this one I had good tags and they all got deleted.#Basically you and everyone else the past 2 days have some absolutely bullshit ass fucking takes.#And I canât fix stupid.#So stay fucking stupid I guess.#Enjoy your shitty fucking game.#Do both far away from me please.#Fuck all of you Motherfuckers I fucking hate all of you.#Hating elden ring isnt fucking enough anymore I also fucking hate elden ring fans.#Fuck all of you.#Iâm enraged.
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in my head cold!reader fs has her silly moments because sheâs a funny gal!!! she just hides it đ i also would love to see them all go ice skating because they tease her about being an ice princess all the time
SLIP âN SLIDE â SPENCER REID!
for someone often likened to all things icy, you donât deal with actual ice all that well.
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a/n â not quite ice skating, more like ice walking, but close enough i hope đ
Snow blankets the ground in an unbroken sheet of white, thick and heavy, muffling the world. The air is sharp enough to slice through layers of clothing, and each breath curls into a ghostly mist before vanishing. It's the kind of cold that settles in your bones, the kind that reminds you of all the reasons you despise winter.
The wind cuts like a blade against your cheek, biting through the layers of your FBI-issued winter coat. You bury your chin deeper into the fleece-lined collar, eyes narrowed against the sharp glare of the mid-morning sun reflecting off the ice.
âThe crime scene is on the other side,â Hotch announces, his breath fogging in the air.
âGreat,â you mutter. âJust great.â
A frozen lake. Of course.
You glance at the ice stretching out before you, the crime scene a stark, crimson-streaked contrast against the pristine white of the snow on the far side. The local authorities determined it would take too long to go around, and in these temperatures, time is everything. The killer's trail is fresh, the evidence vulnerable to the elements.
So, naturally, your team has decided to cross the ice.
âLet's move carefully,â Hotch warns. âWe don't know how thick it is.â
âWell, this is gonna be fun,â Morgan says, shifting his weight as he surveys the slick surface between you and the body. âGuess weâre getting our morning cardio in,â
Beside him, Spencer adjusts his scarf, his breath puffing in front of him like smoke. âTechnically, the increased difficulty of walking across an unstable, frictionless surface means our energy expenditure will be higher than normal. Itâs not exactlyïżœïżœâ
âKid,â Morgan cuts in, shaking his head, âit was a joke,â
Spencer closes his mouth, but the corners twitch like heâs fighting the urge to clarify further.
You sigh, already feeling the first inklings of a headache forming. The case has been dragging on for days nowâcold, bleak, and utterly relentless, much like the weather. The victim count is rising, and the unsubâs patterns are erratic, making it harder to form a cohesive profile.
Everything about this case feels unsteady, and now, looking at the vast stretch of ice before you, that instability has become a literal obstacle.
The team step onto the ice in whatâs almost a single-file line, following the careful steps of the local detective guiding them safely across the lake.
You, however, stay firmly planted at the edge.
âYou coming, Ice Queen?â Morgan calls over his shoulder, smirking.
The nickname grates, but you donât react. You never do. You've heard it all beforeâitâs nothing new.
But today, for once, the title feels ironic. Because as much as you might be an âIce Queen,â you are not in your element.
The moment you step onto the ice, you know you're doomed.
Your boot slides, and suddenly, gravity isn't your friend. Your arms pinwheel as you scramble for balance, heart lurching into your throat.
Morgan barks out a laugh. âDamn, Princess. You sure youâre not playing it up for effect?â
You shoot him a glare. âBite me, Morgan.â
He just chuckles, clearly amused by your suffering.
JJ glances back with a smothered smile, and Emilyâtraitor that she isâgrins outright. âNeed a hand?â she offers, but there's amusement in her voice, and you refuse to give her the satisfaction.
âNo.â you say stiffly, planting your feet more firmly.
Except the ice has other plans.
Your boot skids again, and for a split second, you think you might recoverâuntil you donât. Your feet fly out from under you, and you hit the ice with a spectacular lack of grace.
The impact rattles through your bones, and for a moment, you just lie there, staring up at the grey sky, wondering if itâs too late to quit your job and move somewhere warm.
You hear Morganâs laughter firstâloud and unfiltered. Then Emilyâs, followed by JJâs soft giggle. Even Rossi looks vaguely amused.
And Spencer.
When you turn your head, you find him standing nearby, eyes wide, lips twitching like he's trying not to laugh but failing miserably.
Your dignity is in shambles.
âGlad I could entertain you,â you mutter, pushing yourself up onto your elbows.
Morgan wipes at his eyes, still chuckling. âI gotta be honest, I expected better from you. All that ice in your veins, and you can't even stand up on it?â
You level him with a look that could freeze hell itself. âSay that again, Morgan. I dare you.â
That just makes him laugh harder.
You try to riseâcarefully, deliberatelyâbut the moment you shift your weight, your foot betrays you again, sending you skidding forward. You barely catch yourself on your hands before your knees slam into the ice.
This is actual hell.
You hear a quiet shuffling, and then Spencer is crouching beside you. âHere,â he says, offering his hand. âLet me help you,â
You stare at it, then at him. âI can do it myself.â
âI donât doubt that,â he says patiently, âbut statistically speaking, the longer you struggle, the higher the likelihood of you falling again,â
You narrow your eyes. âDid you just calculate my probability of embarrassment?â
âTechnically, itâs your probability of losing your balance,â he corrects. âBut if youâd prefer, I could justââ
âFine,â you snap, before he can retract his offer.
You grab his hand, and he pulls you up with surprising steadiness. His grip is warm, fingers wrapping securely around yours. He doesnât let go immediately, waiting until you find your footing.
âOkay?â he asks.
You nod, exhaling sharply. âYeah. Thanks.â
His lips quirk in the smallest smile. âAnytime,â
Behind you, Morgan lets out an exaggerated sigh. âMan, that was cute,â
âI hope you drown.â
You manage to stay upright as you start moving again, though it's a battle with every step. Spencer stays close, occasionally offering a hand when you falter. You try not to let it bother youâtry not to acknowledge the warmth lingering on your skin where his fingers brushed against yours.
Eventually, you reach the other side of the lake, and youâve never been more grateful to feel solid ground beneath your feet.
Morgan claps a hand on your shoulder as he passes. âNice work, Permafrost. That was real impressive,â
You resist the urge to trip him.
âGo die.â
âYou wound me,â He presses a hand to his chest, feigning hurt. âAnd here I was, thinking we had a special bond,â
âIf by âspecial bondâ you mean I tolerate your existence, then sure.â
Spencer snorts beside you, and for a brief moment, you almost smile.
Almost.
But then the cold seeps back in, and the reality of the case presses down on you once more. The victim is just ahead, her body pale and still against the snow.
Your amusement fades.
Thereâs still work to be done.
âYou really donât like the ice, huh?â Spencer asks after a moment.
You sigh, brushing the remnants of frost from your jeans. âNo. I really donât.â
âNoted,â he says, tucking his hands into his coat pockets.
#cold!reader á°.á#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid#criminal minds#criminal minds x reader#mgg#spencer reid fluff#criminal minds fluff
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GIVE A SHIT
Written for @steddiebingo Kissing Booth Prompt: Dress Up
Rating: T | WC: 631
Thank you @oh-stars for betaing!!
âThis is stupid, Buckley. I look like an idiot. This is never going to work.â Eddieâs face scrunches in disgust as he stares in the mirror, tugging at the secondhand suit jacket Robin shoved onto his shoulders.Â
Robin rolls her eyes, âYou always look like an idiot.â She pulls Eddie to face her and wraps a tie around his neck. âYou guys have been dancing around each other for too long. Itâs getting ridiculous.â
Eddie scoffs. âAnd you think thisââ He gestures to himself in his best, non-ripped black jeans, black dress shirt, and the stupid fucking jacket. âIs the solution?â
Robin glares at him while she ties the tie. âNo. I think you getting your head out of your ass and actually making a move is the solution.âÂ
âAnd this is the move? Dressing like some yuppie in a suit!?âÂ
Robin flicks him on the forehead, grinning meanly when he yelps and rubs the sore spot. âI think actually making an effort and showing Steve you actually give a shit, is the move.âÂ
Eddieâs face drops. âIs that what he thinks? That I donât give a shit?âÂ
Robin sighs and she smoothes out his tie. âSteve doesnât think anyone gives a shit about him.â She crosses her arms over her chest. âEven I have to constantly remind him or he gets all in his head about it and pulls away.âÂ
Eddie shakes his head, looking down at his ridiculous outfit with a sigh. âDo I buy him flowers?â
He glances back up and sees Robin smiling widely. âI think thatâs a great idea.âÂ
Eddie shows up at Steveâs house with a bouquet of roses, and a baggie of weed, feeling ridiculous as he knocks on the door. He wants to be with Steve. And Robin is right. Theyâve been dancing around this for close to a year. But he doesnât know how to do this. Heâs notâ Heâs never really had a relationship. Heâs never really cared that much. Heâs neverâ
Steve opens the door, eyes going wide when he sees Eddie. âEds, whatââ
âI give a shit.â Great. Really solid start, Eddie.
Steveâs brow furrows. âOkayââ
Eddie sighs, pushing past Steve and pushing the flowers to his chest. âThese are for you.â
Steveâs eyes go all sparkly as he looks down at the flowers in his hand, a little smirk pulling at the corner of his mouth.
Eddie starts pacing. âIâm not good at this, okay? I know Iâve probably been fucking this up, majorly, and Iâm sorry about that. And I know you deserve better than a trailer trash freak butââ
Steveâs face goes soft. âEdsââ
Eddie shakes his head. âI know, I know. But please, just hear me out, okay? Robin said I have a shot. And I figure she knows. And I know thisââ He gestures to himself and the flowers. âIs all a little cheesy and over the top but I do give a shit. About you. I give a lot of shits about you. All the shits, honestly andââ
Steve takes a step forward. âEdsââ
Eddie shakes his head holding his hands out in front of him. âI know Iâm probably not what you imagined for your life. I know this isââ He sighs. âI just want you to be happy. And I think that maybeâ Maybe I can make you happy. If you give me a chance.â
Steve crosses his arms over his chest with a sigh and Eddieâs heart sinks. âAre you done?â
Eddie stops pacing in front of him, his body slumping in defeat. He knew this was a bad idea. âYeah. I guess I am.â
Steve smiles, wide and cocky as he strides forward. âGood.â He cups Eddieâs jaw and leans in close. âBecause Iâm going to kiss you now.â
#steddie#stranger things#steve harrington#eddie munson#lady lostmind#steddiebingo#steddiebingo2025#steddiebingokiss
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The Road to You 2
Part 1
As far as Doug, Jeff, and Gareth knew, Eddie was simply running from the police and Jasonâs mob. The less they knew about monsters he had faced, the better. They visited him in the hospital once they had heard where he was. All three were surprised to see that Steve Harrington was in the room. They were even more surprised to find that this was a regular thing from Eddieâs uncle. Then they learned from Dustin that apparently Steve had been with Eddie during all of this.Â
It made a solid rock of guilt settle in their stomachs. Jeff was the only one who had said anything outright to Eddie about it though.
âI wish you hadnât been aloneâ, Jeff had said.
âI wasnât aloneâ, Eddie replied. âI had a whole party with me.â
Jeff scoffed. âI love Dustin, but the rest of them? Especially Steve?â
âSteve wasâŠâ, Eddie chuckled. âHe was the MVP, man.â
âNot the way Henderson says it. If you let him tell the story, you saved the whole world.â
Eddie smiled. âLetâs call it a team effort.â
It was an odd new status quo to get used to. But there wasnât much to do about it but getting used to it. Anytime they wanted to visit Eddie, Steve seemed to be there. Eventually, someone had to say something about it. And that someone was Gareth.Â
âSo can we talk about how weird this is?â, Gareth said, in between snacking on chips.
âLook, I get itâ, Eddie said. âBut if you knew him like I knew himâŠâ He shook his head and smiled. âHarringtonâs actually kind of a dork. Heâs notâŠâ Eddie was about to say Steve wasnât like he was in high school, but that wasnât true. Eddie didnât truly know Steve back then. It took the end of the world for him to see him as he was. âHeâs not what I thought he was. Heâs cool. Case in point, he got me this tape recorderïżœïżœ, Eddie gestured to it, sitting on the floor.
âWhat for?â, Gareth asked.
âSong ideas. One great thing about near death experiences - inspirationâ, Eddie grinned. He had felt inspired since heâd awakened. But one of the not-so-great things about near death experiences was losing control over your body, even if it wasnât permanent. Eddie had been unable to write down his ideas. He couldnât even doodle. Dustin was the one to bring up recording his voice. But it was Steve that bought it for him.
âCanât believe you got me this. Wait. Am I dying? Do I only have three months? Oh say it isnât so, Steve!â
âYeah, yeah just donât make me regret itâ, Steve rolled his eyes.
Now whenever the feeling struck Eddie, he could record them, whether it was lyrics or a hummed melody. He was slowly regaining his fine motor skills, so it would happen someday. But for now, this helped.
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Mike, Will, and Dustin started clearing their stuff, packing it away. Eddie blinked, then he looked at the clock and just barely held back a sigh. Visiting hours were just about up.
âYou nerds got any plans tonight?â, he asked conversationally.Â
âYeah, weâre having a movie night at Mikeâsâ, Will said.
Eddie knew who was included when they said âweâ. Their whole crew usually turned up to these things. And that included Steve. Eddie found himself almost wishing he could go. What was Steve like when he watched movies? It was odd but he wanted to know. He got the next best thing though - talking about it with him the next day.
âOf course, Dustin thinks he could totally beat the Thingâ, Steve said, legs crossed, magazine over his lap.
Eddie snorted and rolled his eyes. âDidnât he raise one of those monsters in his turtle tank?â
âExactly! Everyone else had to remind him too.â
âDo you think you could figure it out?â, Eddie asked.
âI guessed who it was and was right every time. Iâm pretty much an expert on the Thingâ, Steve said.
âItâs pretty crazy how it got MacReady so early.â
â....What are you talking about? MacReady wasnât a Thing.â
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Doug heard shouting from Eddieâs room and it didnât raise any alarms until he realized it was Steve Harringtonâs voice he was hearing. He picked up the pace and thrust the door open, only to see Steve pacing around Eddieâs bed, gesturing wildly.
âIt was Childs! It was goddamn Childs!â
âIt got MacReady when he was leaving that message!â, Eddie shouted, arms moving stiffly but still conveying his frustration.
But Doug knew when Eddie was arguing, versus when he was debating. Eddie argued when he felt he was in the right and someone was trying to tell him he was wrong. His temper would rise, his voice would start cracking, and he looked almost mean enough to scare small children. But sometimes Eddie liked to argue for the fun of it. Debating. Heâd still get loud, but there was no irritation in his voice. And he smiled. Like he was doing at Steve right now.
Steve looked frustrated but wasnât backing down. If Doug didnât know any better, heâd say that Harrington was enjoying himself too.Â
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Eddie wasnât better, but he was well enough to be discharged at last. Solid foods were no longer off limits. He could stand for short periods of time. And his mobility had improved. And there was also the fact that heâd been cleared of all charges. Eddie had grown sick of that room in all this time. The same plain ceilings, floors, and walls. But now that he was being pushed towards the exit in a wheelchair, he felt nervous.
Wayne put a hand on his shoulder. He knew his uncle could sense his apprehension. If it were anyone else, Eddie would hate how they were able to see right through him. But he knew Wayne would never use it against him.
âReady to go back out into the world?â
Eddie took a deep breath before nodding. Wayne brought him outside. And there was Steve. Leaning against his uncleâs car. Suddenly the outside world didnât seem as scary. Eddie tried tamping that feeling down but it won out and bubbled up when Steve saw them and smiled.
âHey.â
âHey.â
âSo uh, your uncle asked me to come and take your chair in my car. Said his didnât have enough room and with your van totaledâŠâ
âHarringtonâs moving service, youâve really diversified.â
âShut upâ, Steve smiled.
Steve took the chair and put it in his car once Eddie was situated in Wayneâs. They took off then, but Eddie was confused to see them pull up to Steveâs house and not the little place Wayne had gotten for his troubles. But Eddie figured it out when he saw a small face (possibly Ericaâs) in the corner of a window. She disappeared, presumably to tell the others that they had arrived. It was the best surprise-not-surprise party ever thrown for him.Â
The party lasted hours and at times Eddie felt overwhelmed. He didnât think there were enough people in his life that cared this much. And he certainly never thought police chief Hopper would ever attend a party in his honor. It reminded him that he still had to learn about his part in all of this. Eddie had learned bits and pieces here and there, but it was hard to really string the story together like that. Heâd save that for later though. Right now, he could use some air. He asked Wayne to wheel him outside and he sat by the pool. He lit up and was able to get a few drags in before Steve came out to join him.
âHere to lecture me at Buckleyâs behest?â, Eddie teased.
âNo, Iâm here to bum one off youâ, Steve said. He pulled up a lawn chair right next to him. Eddie handed a cigarette to Steve, then his lighter. Eddie averted his eyes, pretending to be interested in the treeline. For some reason, watching Steve felt like too much right now.
âGod what I would do for some weedâ, Steve breathed out.
âYou and me bothâ, Eddie said, bringing the cigarette to his lips. âBut Rickâs still in jail. And my stash went through the Earthâs crust.â
âShit, donât remind me. I could use the weed for that too.â
â...The memories?â, Eddie ventured to ask.
Steve lied back on the chair, eyes to the sky. âDonât you wish you could forget? Even just a while?â
âYeah. Yeah of course I do. Shit the nightmares I getâŠâ Eddieâs hand went to his side. Sometimes he still felt the teeth in him. There were nights where he swore there was a hole that went through his stomach. Heâd wake up in a sweat, afraid to touch and find that his hands went all the way through. âDoes it ever get easier?â
âI donât knowâ, Steve answered honestly. âNever gone that long without the next crisis.â
Eddie didnât know how to feel. There seemed to be this finality with things but also everyone still seemed on edge. Like it was the end butâŠwas it? Even Eddie felt like that was too good to be true. But the thought of having to deal with this all over again before a full year had even passed⊠Eddie didnât want this to happen again in ten years, let alone ten months.
âWhat if itâs really over?â
Steve blew smoke out of his mouth before replying. âI donât know.â
Eddie let that hang in the air. Because he didnât know either. Every single plan, idea, and dream he had back in March seemed like nothing now.Â
âYour agendaâs open then. Goodâ, Eddie nodded.
âGood?â, Steve raised a brow.
âYeah. It means you can be my manservant now that Iâm discharged. Itâs gonna be a lot of work, but I think youâre up to it.â
âI donât come cheap, Munson.â
âRickâs not my only plugâ, Eddie winked.
âDeal.â
Part 3 coming soon
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Beyond FearsÂ
Summary - With the biggest exam of your life coming up, stress is eating you aliveâbut Mattheo refuses to let it win. Heâll do whatever it takes to pull you out of your own head, even if it means causing a little chaos. But when the truth behind your fear comes out, heâs ready to remind you of one thingâno matter what happens, heâs not going anywhere.
Content Warning - Suggestive theme and Curse words.Â
Glimpse - âAnd as for your stupid little fear that Iâll find someone elseâugh, babe, do you think Iâm insane? That my brain is rotting?â His lips twitched into a smirk before softening again. âDo you think Iâd willingly trade youâthe love of my fucking life, the only person who actually laughs at my dumb jokes, the only one who knows exactly how I like my coffee, the only soul on this godforsaken planet who makes me feel like I belongâfor anyone else?â His voice was raw now, honest in a way that made your chest ache.
His forehead pressed against yours, his nose brushing yours as he whispered, âBaby, there is no one else. There never will be.â
a/n - Credit goes to @bernardsbendystraws. And also I wrote this based of on a scene from my fav show. Cause I needed to do crying reader over valid reason and this seem like best. And she does portrays that she is strong. but Mattheo is Mattheo bro.
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Mattheo could feel the tension rolling off you from a mile awayâthick, restless, electric. Anxiety coiled around your frame like an iron grip, tightening with every breath you took. The upcoming exam loomed over you like a storm cloud, its weight pressing down on you with an unbearable force. If you passed, youâd be the youngest woman in history to earn a seat at one of the most prestigious higher education institutions for witches and wizards. The pressure was suffocating, an invisible noose tightening around your throat.
You werenât the only one feeling it. Mattheo was tense too, but not because of the exam. No, he was wound up because of youâbecause your stress became his stress, your suffering bled into him like an open wound. Heâd tried everything to ease your nerves. He took you to your favorite coffee shop, bought you anything you wanted, even tried distracting you with jokes and stolen kissesâbut nothing worked. You were drowning in books, lost in your relentless pursuit of perfection, and no amount of comfort could pull you out.
Eighteen hours. Thatâs how long you had gone without sleep. Maybe more. You were running purely on caffeine and raw determination, your veins practically humming with exhaustion. Dark circles didnât just shadow your eyesâthey owned your face, carved into your skin like permanent bruises. At night, you sang old traditional songs in a hollow, eerie voice, studying by torchlight like some deranged scholar possessed by ancient magic. Your roommates had given up on you, groaning in frustration as your muttered revisions carried into the early hours. Even when Mattheo convinced you to crash in his dorm, you never truly rested. You just laid there beside him, whispering formulas, theories, and incantations under your breath, your fingers tracing invisible notes on his skin. It was getting out of hand.
Mattheo watched you now, his jaw clenched as he took in the sight before himâyou, hunched over a book in the Great Hall, a cup of coffee gripped in one trembling hand, barely picking at your food with the other. Students all around were suffering through exam stress, but Mattheo didnât give a damn about any of them. You were the only one who mattered. And watching you unravel like this was killing him.
Sitting beside him, Theodore Nott let out a low whistle. âMate, what the hell is wrong with her?â he muttered, following Mattheoâs gaze.
Mattheo exhaled sharply, shaking his head. âThat stupid exam is next week. Sheâs pushing herself too hard. If she doesnât pass, she wonât be able to retake it for another four years. That would completely screw up her entire life plan.â His voice was tight, frustration laced beneath the concern.
Theodore huffed a laugh, lips curling in amusement. âPlease, it canât be that serious. No one plans their life around one exam.â Mattheoâs eyes darkened as he turned toward his friend. âItâs her wallpaper.â Theodoreâs brow furrowed. âWhat?â
Mattheo ran a hand through his hair. âThe life plan. It hangs over her bed.â Theodoreâs mouth formed a small âOâ of realization, his amusement fading into something more thoughtful.
Mattheo knew this couldnât go on. He couldnât just sit back and watch you self-destruct. No, he had to do something.
And he knew exactly what to do.
Later that day, Mattheo found you exactly where he expectedâin the library, buried under an avalanche of books, your fingers gripping a quill like it was the only thing keeping you tethered to reality. Without a word, he sank into the chair beside you, drumming his fingers against the wooden surface.
You didnât even glance up, just exhaled a frustrated sigh before whispering, âDonât waste my time. Just say what you wanna say.â
Mattheo smirked, leaning back in his chair with that signature arrogance, the kind that both infuriated and charmed you in equal measure. âBabe, donât worry. Youâre gonna crush it. You could take this exam with one eye closed and still beat half these idiots. And most importantlyââ he paused, his voice softening slightly, ââeven if you donât, itâs fine. You got this.â
Your eyes snapped to his, narrowing. âYou donât know what youâre saying,â you scoffed. âYouâre only saying this because you love me. Love has made you dumber.â
Mattheo let out a low chuckle, shaking his head. âNo, I donât think so. If anything, love has made me smarter. See, I havenât picked a single fight this whole month.â
Your lips twitched despite yourself, a ghost of a proud smile appearing. âYes, I am very proud of you for that. But if you donât get the hell out in ten seconds, I will personally break your nose.â
Mattheo grinned like heâd been waiting for exactly that response. In a single, swift motion, he grabbed your wrist, yanking you to your feet before you could protest.
âWhat the hell, Mattheo?!â You struggled against his grip, your chair scraping noisily against the floor as he dragged you out of the library. Heads turned. You scowled. âStop! I swear to Merlin, if this is another one of yourââ
He didnât stop. He didnât even slow down, only coming to a halt when he shoved open the door to an abandoned classroom and pulled you inside.
You shot him a glare as you yanked your arm free. âThis better be good, Riddle, or Iâm hexing your balls into oblivion.â
Mattheoâs smirk widened as he leaned casually against a desk, arms crossed over his chest. âSince youâre so stressed, I figuredâwhy not give you a test?â
Your eyes darkened, your irritation sharpening into a glare. âAre you serious? You dragged me here for a fake test? These things are useless, Mattheo. They donât have the same pressure, the same distractions. Itâs all too damn quiet and perfect, like the walls themselves are whispering the answers.â
Mattheo tilted his head, looking entirely too pleased with himself. âYeah, I figured youâd say that.â He clapped his hands together once, and suddenly, the door swung open.
In walked Abby and Scully from Ravenclaw, each lugging twenty-five bags of chips. As they sat down, they immediately started munchingâloudly. Crunching, smacking, licking their fingers like they were trying to break a world record for obnoxious eating.
Your eye twitched.
But that wasnât all. Right behind them, a group of students filed inâloud ones. The kind who couldnât stay quiet if their lives depended on it. They bickered, they whispered, they tapped their quills against the desks, they fidgeted like caffeinated squirrels.
Mattheo leaned in, his lips brushing the shell of your ear as he whispered, âBetter prepare yourself, Y/L/N. This is your battlefield.â Then, with a wicked grin, he added, âAnd I know you wanna rip my clothes off right now, but youâre gonna have to wait and ace this test first.â
You stepped closer, so close that he sucked in a breath, his smirk faltering just slightly. Your voice dropped to a sultry whisper, just for him.
âI am so fucking turned on by you right now.â You smirked. âGive me five minutes to destroy this test. Then? You.â
Mattheoâs mouth fell open slightly, like heâd just been hit by a Confundus Charm.
You winked, snatching up the test from his hands, and took your seat, utterly unbothered by the chaos around you.
Mattheo, still standing there, watching you with something dark and heated in his gaze, let out a quiet, disbelieving chuckle.
âFucking hell,â he muttered. âI think I just made studying sexy.â
Mattheo sat outside on the Quidditch field, staring up at the darkening sky, the cool breeze doing nothing to temper the frustration simmering in his chest. His fingers fidgeted with a stray blade of grass as he replayed the events of the day over and over in his head. He was about to go find you himself when he noticed Abby and Scully trudging toward him, looking particularly sheepish.
âWeâre out of chips,â they said in perfect unison.
Mattheo blinked. Then scowled. âWhat the hell? I gave you fifty packets. And I told you to stay in that damn room.â
Scully shifted uncomfortably before muttering, âAbout that⊠Y/N kinda⊠vanished.â
Mattheoâs stomach dropped. His jaw clenched. âVanished?â His voice was eerily calm, but his eyesâoh, his eyes had darkened into something deadly.
Abby nodded. âYeah, she justâpoof. One second she was there, the next, gone. No idea where.â
Mattheo shot to his feet, his entire body thrumming with tension. âI asked you to do one thing,â he snapped, running a frustrated hand through his hair. âOne fucking thingâand you couldnât even do that?â He exhaled sharply, shaking his head. âMove aside.â
It was almost nightfall, and Mattheo, along with his friends, had been searching for you for over an hour. You were nowhere to be found. His mind churned with possibilitiesâwere you upset? Were you hiding? Had something happened? And then, like a punch to the gut, it hit him.
Todayâs date.
Mattheo stopped in his tracks, exhaling as realization settled over him. âI know where she is,â he muttered. âGo back to the dormsâI got this.â
Without waiting for a response, he turned on his heel and headed toward the Potions classroom.
And there you were.
Curled up in a ball, tucked into the shadows, your arms wrapped around your knees as if holding yourself together. The dim candlelight flickered against your face, casting soft, golden hues over your tear-streaked cheeks. His chest tightened at the sight.
Mattheo said nothing as he stepped inside. He didnât need to. Instead, he lowered himself to the floor beside you, his presence warm and steady.
You glanced up, your voice barely above a whisper. âHow did you find me?â
His expression remained neutral, but his eyesâhis eyesâwere soft as they met yours. â15th of March.â
A humorless laugh escaped your lips, and despite yourself, a small, sad smile tugged at the corner of your mouth. âOf course.â
Mattheoâs lips curled into one of those rare smilesâthe kind he didnât give just anyone. âA year ago, today, we had detention together.â His tone turned teasing. âYou spent the whole night pretending to be annoyed while secretly staring at me like I was the hottest thing youâd ever seen, and by the end of it, you were completely infatuated with me.â
You gave him a side-eye. âMattheo.â
He rolled his eyes. âFine. You flirted with me for fifteen seconds, and I became obsessed.â
You let out a soft chuckle, shaking your head. âSounds more accurate.â
A comfortable silence settled between you both.
And then, softly, Mattheo asked, âBabe, can you tell me the real reason why youâre scared?â
You hesitated for a moment before shifting closer, resting your head against his shoulder. His warmth seeped into you, grounding you, anchoring you.
âI didnât even know why I was so tense before,â you admitted. âBut when I was in that classroom, giving that practice test⊠I realized.â Your throat tightened. âPassing this test means going away from you. And IâI donât know how to handle that.â
Mattheo stayed quiet, letting you speak.
âAll these days, Iâve been drowning myself in books, trying to avoid thinking about it. But in that classroom, it hit me.â Your voice cracked. âEverything between us is so good right now. But what if leaving ruins that? What if we canât make long distance work? What if me being gone changes everything?â A tear slid down your cheek, soaking into Mattheoâs shirt. âAnd what ifââ your voice broke entirely, and you inhaled shakily, ââwhat if you realize that you deserve better? What if you find someone else, someone closer? Someone who isnât a whole country away?â
Mattheo was quiet for a beat. Then, with a slow exhale, he shook his head and lifted his hands to your face, cradling your cheeks between his palms. He wiped your tears away gently, thenâbecause he was still Mattheoâhe wiped his hands off on your shirt, making you let out a watery laugh.
And then, in a voice barely above a whisper, he said, âBabe, listen to meâno, actually, shut up and listen, because I know that pretty little overthinking brain of yours is already running marathons.â His thumbs stroked your cheekbones, his touch featherlight. His gazeâintense, unwavering, filled with nothing but loveâheld you in place, made you feel every word before he even said them.
âDarling, if you donât goâif you give up your dream for meâI swear I will throw myself into the nearest trash can and live there forever because thatâs exactly where I belong if I let you do that.â His voice was steady, firm, convincing. âBaby, I want you to go. I need you to go. Not because I want to be away from youâhell no, Iâm already dreading the distanceâbut because youâve been dreaming about this since you were a kid, and the only thing worse than missing you would be watching you resent me for holding you back.â
You sniffled, lips trembling.
âAnd as for your stupid little fear that Iâll find someone elseâugh, babe, do you think Iâm insane? That my brain is rotting?â His lips twitched into a smirk before softening again. âDo you think Iâd willingly trade youâthe love of my fucking life, the only person who actually laughs at my dumb jokes, the only one who knows exactly how I like my coffee, the only soul on this godforsaken planet who makes me feel like I belongâfor anyone else?â His voice was raw now, honest in a way that made your chest ache.
His forehead pressed against yours, his nose brushing yours as he whispered, âBaby, there is no one else. There never will be.â
Tears slipped silently down your cheeks.
âSo go. Conquer. Be brilliant.â He swallowed thickly. âAnd when you come back, Iâll be right here, still stupidly in love with you, probably crying into your hoodie and talking to your pictures like a lunatic.â He gave you a small, wry smile. âBut Iâll be yours. Always.â
Your lips trembled. Your fingers clutched at the fabric of his shirt.
And then, with no warning, you surged forward, crashing your lips against his in a kiss so deep, so desperate, it stole the breath from both your lungs.
Mattheo exhaled into your mouth, his arms winding around you like he never wanted to let go.
And maybe, just maybeâhe never would.
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Now we know Bill tried to enter post-memory gun Fiddleford's mind and found it was simply too shattered to work with--- but what if he slipped in at the beginning of Fiddleford's decline? Rooted like a pleased little maggot in the decay of Fidds' memory, he twists and molds and shapes them in a way that convinces Fiddleford to return to Ford- and use the gun on him, too. "It's the only way to save him," Bill says, in the form of God or an angel or something similar, and a wilted Fiddleford is convinced.
Cue a horrific Groundhog's Day-esque cycle where Ford's mind is mostly wiped, with Bill keeping just the minimum knowledge required to build the portal; from the seeds of those thoughts, however, Ford is able to remember the truth of Bill's manipulation (but not how he lost his memories in the first place, just assuming Bill pulled them from his head like he did in TBOB), thus leading a desperate, manic Fiddleford to erase his memories again. Fiddleford is using the gun on himself at the same time (although he attempts to act normal, and as a caretaker for Ford, feeding him curated information), and they both teeter on the precipice of pure madness; Bill plans on keeping them from falling over the edge only until they complete the portal.
As more and more of his memories simply... stop coming back, Ford starts leaving himself notes and clues for the next time his memory is erased. As a final resort, he sends the postcard to his brother, who he figures at the very least can remind Ford of his own name when his thoughts are wiped from his brain; finding his brother's address at the cusp of when he senses his mind is to be erased again, he jots it down quickly on his arm for future reference.
Finally, Ford figures out Fiddleford is the root cause. In a scuffle in the lab, Fiddleford manages to gain the upper hand, and they accidentally start the portal; with a final blast of the memory gun, he sends Ford careening into a world unknown. Torn apart by guilt, he uses the gun on himself, as well; deeming this iteration of the portal a lost cause, Bill lets Fiddleford fully lose his mind.
Stan arrives a few hours later. He finds a strange, wide-eyed, amnesiac engineer in his brother's house, with no sign of his twin, except for--- hundreds of mostly nonsensical notes, detailing childhood memories but also incomprehensible horrors. With no other choice, at the very least in order to take advantage of having access to an actual home with a roof, Stan stays in Gravity Falls, trying to coax answers out of what appears to be a raccoon in a human form with no clear idea of who he is or his relation to Ford. Stan has dreams--- nightmares--- of something great and dark watching him, but his mind remains untouched- for now.
A thousand galaxies away, a young man wakes on an unfamiliar planet, with no idea of how to get home- no, he has no idea what or where home is, or who he is. All he has is something scribbled on his forearm in hasty permanent marker: an address, and what he has to assume is his own name: Stanley Pines.
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Names have power some names destiny canât let turn into myths
I am in a mood so legend gets it again
Fanfic prompt :
We have no idea where cadence of Hyrule fits in timeline wise as it potentially can be whatever
But since link is a toon in that one I kinda want him to be a lil teen still when it happened
So I had this very horrifying thought
Since link can die literally endlessly
What if he canât truly age as well like every few decades he will come back being a lil guy and it will literally not stop
Any death brings him back to being a lil teen a few years short of his age during linked universe
Be it a quick death or a very slow one
Even dying from old age wonât be his end
But that gets even more horrifying when we consider that the theory of which link is in link between worlds
Because the Zelda from the original games canonically has a different appearance
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But the Zelda in link between worlds also looks different initially which made many people wonder what timeline this games belong in
So what if link to the past along with oracle of seasons and link between worlds have literal decades between eachother
Because that way the Zelda kidnappings will not even be ridiculous
Like link to the past was one Zelda
The final oracle game Zelda was a descendant of the other who was kidnapped much later
and link between worlds was the descendant of the descendant
And fable is actually the great granddaughter of the first Zelda that legend met
(If we go with the legend is related to Zelda theory it gets even worse because that is his great grand niece.. the angst)
And he is centuries old and Ravio had no clue that he moved in with a centuries old being
Because that would be hilarious if Ravio is like 20 at most while legend barely remembers the joy of being just twenty
A romance between them would literally be both the worst most painful thing because legend knows Ravio will leave as well one day
And they will never truly grow old together and he will just be alone again after a few decades
And the most bitter sweet thing in existence
As legend cherishes every moment he has with the people he still has left knowing that hylia will never let him leave this earth
He once wished to end his life because after Marin he thought he deserved to join the women he killed
Only to realize living on without this closure was the punishment he so desperately sought for
To live on and on knowing that he will never get to explain himself to all the people he lost
His uncle he will never get to tell how he felt
Marin he could never hope to explain why he killed her or even apologize to her for that
Zelda and her little girl are long gone he cannot tell them how much he loves their little girl how much he wants to protect the newest Zelda just as he protected all the others before her
Din and her troupe , Nayru , Ralph , styla and his fellow heroes from hytopia are long dead andâŠ.
He is the only one still there all alone
And that way all the Zelda re designs would make a tragic amount of sense like all of them being different people reminding him of his sister
Fable knowing that her great grand uncle has been hanging around since her birth and therefore relying on him despite not truly knowing him because he keeps a distance she tries to break so much
Ravio who has such happy memories who knows that his life with link is very very short, knowing that one day he will die as well yet link will never follow he will wait for all eternity but his husband will never come join him
The chain who eventually became more people legend loves so dearly who legend grew to love he knows that some he will never see because they are in different timelines.
Yet he has his very vast memories of all those people
Remembering fighting time and Wild for the title old man (he unfortunately didnât win)
Remembering teasing twilight , skyand warriors (and totally losing half the time)
Remembering when wind wanted to sail with him claiming they were pirates together
Remembering so much fun and excitement
hoping that he will meet hyrule some day if he just keeps living on (knowing he has no real choice)
That there is one thing worth looking out for when he already lost so much over and overâŠ
Yet hyrule never fell like rulie said it will instead of it falling down , somehow it persisted
And he met a new descendant the granddaughter of fable's
For all his hope of meeting hyrule ,he met echo instead
And a new adventure began for him once again
But for all his hopes where crushed he at least know that at least in this timeline another boy wouldnât have to fight his battle
For as often as he fell in battle
Hylia brought him back to keep fighting them
His battles will not fall on another child this time
For he was the hero of legends
And legends never die
#tw sad shit#tw weepingtalecowboy being bored#tw legend#tw sui related#legend going through it#linked universe#lu legend#lu wind#lu time#lu warriors#lu four#lu sky#lu wild#lu hyrule#lu twilight#tw sadness#tw existential dread#link to the past#link's uncle#link's awakening#lu marin#lu ravio#ravioli is my preference but marin offers such good angst potential#lu fable#link between worlds#triforce heroes#lu echo#cadence of hyrule#prince legend#princess legend
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I love Bakugou with all my heart. He's one of my favourite characters. But it's always kind of hard to interact with a lot of his stans because of how overly protective they are of him, to the point where they mischaracterize or slander other characters when they dont do something in favour of bakugou. They act like hes a baby at times. Ofc not all of them are like that, butbits always the vocal ones that stand out and theyre many.
Unpopular opinion but I also dislike the "bakugou is a damsel in distress" thing they say, mainly the dk//bks. Cause that title should be given to no one, they're all bamfs.
The release of 431 basically had half the bakugou fandom burying Midoriya alive and even saying things like how Bakugou should start hating on Midoriya. Or that bakugou should have died so that Midoriya can live a life of suffering. Acting like Horikoshi did Bakugou a disservice when imo Bakugou had the kindest, most well written character development given to him.
To be completely blunt, in all my years of being in this fandom I've never encountered such a rabid group of people who will literally shit their pants because other characters or the author (in the final chapter) weren't kissing their ass for more than 2 minutes.
I do feel you on that, Anon.
I said it before, Bakugou is my guy, my boom boom boy. I like him as I do many other characters in the series. He has a good storyline, he is a great character on his own.
And that what infuriates me about some other Bakugou fans.
He is already such a good character, so why is there a need, a must, an urge to bash and mischaracterize other characters just to put him down?
Part of what I'm going to say is my bias because you all know Midoriya is my favorite tied with Miruko, but the other part of me is someone coming from a Bakugou fan standpoint. And you know what, feel free to be mad at me, but I just can't anymore!
The fandom over the past year or so has done nothing but disappoint me. Truly and at this point, I feel like I have to let out everything.
A lot of the reactions I saw towards Midoriya in the epilogue was absolue bullshit.
"He should give Bakugou back the suit!"
"How dare he turn down Bakugou!"
Bakugou was not the only fucking person who put in on helping with that suit and he damn sure wasn't the only person who saw Midoriya as the hero he is. Midoriya does not owe Bakugou any, let alone be an EMPLOYEE at his agency.
Like, damn, can he actually get used to some Pro Hero work in before he makes such decisions?
And I'll be honest, him not working at agency actually gave me joy. I actually like that idea. It reminds me of Miruko.
Him being a solo type hero allows Midoriya to be flexible with his routine. I guess they forgot he is a teacher. They must not have realized that Midoriya can and will fight by Bakugou's side in the field. Who said they needed a fucking agency to do all of that?
In fact, them being separated and not working at the same place would allow them to be more happy to see each since it's like "I didn't get to see you all day! I've been waiting to lay my eyes on you, I was counting the seconds till we meet again". I like that scenario, can we jump on that?
Like, what if Midoriya said no because he felt like Bakugou had done enough for him? Huh? How would he know Bakugou would want him at the agency and why even spring that on him being so cryptic about it in front of Kirishima? Sorry but Bakugou went about it the wrong way.
Midoriya can be oblivious but he's also not a mind reader. And sometimes, Bakugou is not that transparent, let alone someone who is right all the time himself.
I feel like that a lot of the fandom just wanted Bakugou to tie Midoriya down. Want him to own Midoriya like he's some fucking pet.
I thought they were supposed to be equals, but clearly I was lied to!
Like, when I say I was so disappointed in some fellow BakuDeku shippers, I was probably beyond disappointment. I couldn't follow anymore of some of the blogs because of the things they were saying.
I know Bakugou's hair is golden, but he is not some golden child. He is not some fragile little baby that some of the fandom treats him as such while also thinking he's so perfect.
They're doing exactly what lead to his terrible behavior in the first place, now that I'm thinking about it! Oh, I thought we were supposed to learn from that, HELLO?!
He is not perfect. That's what makes him a great character. A character with flaws makes for an entertaining one, but in this case, not for Bakugou! How I cannot believe!
That's why I also enjoy Midoriya. He has flaws, but the bad thing is how most of the fandom amped them up to 100 to make him seem more terrible.
I really hate how some of those same Bakugou and BakuDeku shippers reduce Midoriya into someone who can't do everything right, or he was like vindictive in the epilogue.
Like, some of you was so quick to say that the epilogue was so out of character, so why even go along with the notion that "Midoriya doesn't care about Bakugou, he betrayed Bakugou"?
Easy, because you don't care about Midoriya which is absurd to me given that if you're a Bakugou fan, Midoriya is the last character you should be hating on. Bakugou would hate you for hating Midoriya.
(Getting flashbacks to that one post about how the OP was mad at Midoriya for making Bakugou cry because he didn't tell him about OFA... in season one... WHAT?!)
I'm jumping on that unpopular opinion with you because my gosh. "I hate it when Midoriya is the damsel in Tddk fics and Bakugou is the bad guy".
I see why, but then why turn around and treat Bakugou like he's a damsel? To give more Midoriya stress? I'm all for angst, but I do feel like some people just want Midoriya to suffer like "see how you didn't appreciate Bakugou enough" and out of some hate agenda.
Listen, I know the pair are like the "don't separate at all costs" type, but again, it should be equal.
Yes, they care deeply about each other. But they're still their own separate characters.
Flaws Horikoshi's writing may have, but it damn sure ain't that flawed to not make sense of some of these characters.
I'm sorry (not really), but I feel like that some truly don't get Midoriya at all and don't want to take the time out to understand him. An injustice really to being a BakuDeku shipper. You won't see the harmony within that ship.
#i feel like i should get apologies for how emotionally distressed i am now /j#seriously when i say i was disappointed i was BEYOND THAT#bakugou wouldn't mind a fan but he wouldn't like an ass kisser especially if you're gonna hate#on those he cares about to do it#kiya answers#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha spoilers#midoriya izuku#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#bakudeku
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iâm now realizing that literally like. 3 of you know about The List of my upcoming fics that I plan on posting here so I thought Iâd share some of my WIP list!! ofc this isnât EVERYTHING on my WIP list (this is only 12 of them) but these are some of the fics Iâm working on <3 oyabun gojo and the first tattoo artist geto will probably be the first two I post but welllll weâll see
1. In which tattoo artist Suguru talks so sweet and showers you in praise while doing the nastiest, freakiest, non god honoring things to you. (fem!reader)
snippet: He pulls out, cockhead drooling like a dog pining after a bone, and you whine at the loss. Youâre plenty wet enough from cumming twice already, but, well⊠without a word, he allows saliva to pool in his mouth and Suguru crooks his neck to properly angle himself over your back.
Beneath him, you bend like a cat in heat, muscles visibly quivering beneath your sweat-slicked skin that isnât covered by your dress as you try to mindlessly push back against him, profanities absorbed by the pillow your mouth is pressed into. Youâre petal-soft beneath his hands; you unfurl like one, too.
Suguru doesnât spitâ he parts his lips, letting a glob of saliva roll down his tongue slow and molasses-like until it snaps and splatters where your cunt draws him in, long sooty eyelashes fluttering in expected surprise at the cool temperature of it. You hiss, shuddering. Thatâs when he slowly feeds the rest of his inches back into you, stirring the frothy honey pot of saliva, cum, slick.
âNasty fucking freak,â you manage to rasp around a moan that comes out quaky at the drag of Suguruâs cock piercings against your tender inner walls.
2. In which you and Satoru get drunk and nasty in the bathroom at a college party. (fem!reader)
snippet: It doesnât seem to end. Satoruâs shoulders shake and he laughs himself fucking sick, to the point that it makes his vision swim and he teeters. Oh, heâs gone. The man is finished. He can barely stand without wobbling, let alone undress.
âSweeeeââ A hiccup interrupts him, âeeets. Need yâr help with mâpants. âSlikeâ âslike made of butter or sumthinâ, dunno. Pleaseee, need âem off,â Satoru whines pathetically between giggles as he tries to hump against you like a dog in heat. Heâs beyond drunk on love and alcohol.
3. In which Satoru firmly denies that heâs in love with you, his childhood best friendâ when he actually has been for his entire life. (gn!reader)
snippet: It bothers him more than heâd like to admit. Because fuck, Satoru wishes he could call you his. Each reminder that youâre not makes him feel weirdly sensitive, so he just smiles sharply and waves it off. Itâs worse when you laugh whenever someone brings it up.
Youâre the first person heâs ever taken along on an overseas trip with his family as a plus one. Heâs the first person youâve ever taught how to carve a pumpkin. Theyâre each otherâs many firsts.
(He wishes you had been the first person he was ever intimate with.)
Youâre his first crush, too. Of course you are. Heâs been hopelessly, awfully in love with you since they built a sandcastle together that fateful first day on the beach and you announced that theyâd âshareâ the mini bedroom (which was impossible). Still, little Satoru had flushed a bright red and took great interest in the seagull stealing someoneâs chips.
But Satoru canât just upturn their friendship with his own selfishness. No way. He firmly buries all thoughts of that with the occasional hookups with randos or short-lived relationships.
Itâs best this way.
4. In which Oyabun Satoru and his wife, one of his secretaries, get down and dirty in his office. (fem!reader)
snippet: Looking down at you through long white lashes that flutter like the first snowfall of winter, his gaze is a mix of playfulness and appreciation in its rawest form. Satoru has to admit, this view is far more pleasant than any spreadsheet that he was pretending to give his attention to before you strode in.
Your perch on his desk gives you an air of sophisticated dominance that makes his cock give a very interested twitch in his trousers that he canât help. Sue him for being horrendously attracted to his wife. Though he towers over you by a mere head due to the slight height advantage that his desk gives you, thereâs no doubt that he yields completely and utterly to you. His brain conjures up an image of Nike, the Greek goddess of victory. Glorious and championing above the rest of them; victorious.
Woof, he thinks unintelligently.
5. In which tattoo artist Suguruâs roommate has been borrowing his clothes and heâs struggling with the feelings that come with it. (fem!reader)
snippet: You always look so cozy in his clothes that you look more natural wearing them than he does. His brain tends to bluescreen whenever he spies you in them, his thoughts unhelpfully providing frankly delusional and unrealistic scenarios where youâre wearing them because youâre dating him and take comfort in your âboyfriendâsâ clothes.
Those thoughts are dangerous enough on their own. But combined with the images that flash through his head of what you look like beneath his tops, which he remembers vividly from the day he pierced your nipples where you not only took your shirt off but he touched your bare skin with his gloved fingers, too⊠theyâre lethal.
Personal boundaries are blurring more than usual. Though itâd be smart to draw a line in the sand and bar you from taking his stuff, Suguru canât bring himself to do so. Not when seeing you in his clothes secretly flusters and warms him at the same time.
Letting you continue to borrow them is harmless. Surely.
6. In which you and Satoru become parents in their fourth and last year at Jujutsu High. (fem!reader)
snippet: One of his biggest solaces is that it won't always be like thisâ the constant exhaustion, the anxiety. Someday, they'll find their footing and learn how to balance it all. When you and Satoru graduate, they wonât have to stay in their cramped dorm with their bed in one corner, a crib in the other, and the tiny kitchenette full of baby bottles, sweets, and instant ramen. Heâll buy them all a nice big house with a backyard for Satoshi to play in.
(Being a father at eighteen years old, a partner, a student, and the strongest sorcerer all at once is an overwhelming balancing act. But he can't let it show. He has to be the unflappable Satoru Gojo, the man who can handle it all with a smile. He just hopes he can keep it together long enough to give his family the life they deserve.)
7. In which you, the CEO of your own company, get pregnant via artificial inseminationâ and your younger personal assistant, Satoru, fights for his life because he happens to love milfs. (fem!reader)
snippet: i have no presentable lines rn tewbehones
8. In which you put Satoru in his place as you shouldddd! (fem!reader)
snippet: "Ohhh fuck, your cunt isâ it's s-so fucking good," Satoru slurs out, his words running together in a watery stream as he drowns in his girlfriend's perfect pussy. His fingers dig into the meat of your ass, spreading your cheeks wide and using his grip as leverage as he pumps up into you. "I need to cum so bad, sugar, please say I can. I'm your good boy, right? I've earned it, haven't I?"
9. In which Satoru realizes heâs about to lose his virginity and panics. (fem!reader)
snippet: Satoru almost responds with something like âif I do, I think Iâll prove the human combustion theory correct,â or âare you actually about to take me to coochie-land?â or, god forbid, âWOOF WOOF WOOF,â but tries for something less brainlessly desperate.
Fuck, he needs one of those Life Alert clickers.
âThis corner of your bed is the perfect spot to ponder so Iâm just taking advantage of this golden opportunity, sweets. Iâm thinking about the systematic oppression of women so hard right now,â Satoru tries as he nods sagely, as if to convince himself of his own bullshit. He stares at the wall while nervously bouncing his leg.
CEO sugar daddy Suguru and sugar baby reader mini series:
10. installment 1/4: In which CEO Suguru meets you in a bar, offers to be your sugar daddy, and eats you out in the bathroom while they discuss a contractâ all in one night. (fem!reader)
snippet: Perhaps you notice the wedding bands on their fingers just as Suguru has, or maybe you value yourself too much to associate with, frankly, greasy and sleazy looking pursuers. Whatever the case, you have self respect and charm in heaps. Thatâs something he likes.
Suguru supposes it wouldnât hurt to try his hand at wooing you. He has nothing to lose and everything to gainâ that, and heâs most certainly not gonna let that sweetheart, all pretty face no waist, get snatched up by some loser.
11. In which you, the heir to the throne, and your first ever concubine Suguru teach your second and newest concubine, Satoru, the ropes. (fem!reader)
snippet: Suguru sits up, his kimono, embellished with silvery moons, sliding off of one of his elegant shoulders. âI am here to play witness to, and aid in, your introduction to the duties of a concubine. But I did not think it would be⊠you, of all people, to walk through those doors.â
Throwing a tantrum without actually throwing a tantrum, Satoru kicks off his sandals and marches towards the bed. He plants one knee on the cushy edge of it, ignoring Suguruâs soft hiss of âhave you no respect for Your Highnessâs space?â and points at the other concubine.
âHah? Whatâs that supposed to mean, you stiff-necked prude?â Satoru jabs snidely.
12. In which you and Satoru babysit your niece for the day. (gn!reader)
snippet: Satoru squats as you lead Mei to him, folding himself into something smaller and kinder for her, legs bowing out like a frogâs and blue eyes level with her round ones. You release her hand and she fidgets as she takes him in, murmuring a shy, âhi.â
âHey, Mei. Those are some nice shoes youâve got there,â he tells the four-year-old, internally crying and punching the floor because ohmygod those tiny little booties are killing him. Mei breaks out into a toothy grin and Satoru really does nearly punch the floor, but restrains himself as to not spook her (and invite your ire).
âWeâll have lots of fun today while your mama Sagiri is busy, okay?â He sticks out his pinky, wiggling it a little when Mei blinks curiously at him until she interlaces their pinkies in a promise. Her finger is so tiny around his, all bite-sized bones and squishy chubby skin. He beams, then peeks up at you, jokingly mouthing âwe soooo need to steal her from your sister.â
#mommm aishaâs yapping again#I made a New Yearâs resolution to finish at least one fic per month even if theyâre short so⊠sucks in a breathâŠ#defo posting smth this month to make up for NOTHING in January đđ#satoru gojo x reader#gojo x reader#gojo x you#suguru geto x reader#geto x reader#geto x you#satosugu x reader
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Offtopic Offseason #5 - CoimbraBertone and the Indiana Jones Blogpost.
So, I watched the first three Indiana Jones movies for the first time these last few weeks. Those being Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, and The Last Crusade. Also, before that, I was watching my friend Andy play through the video game, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. I have thoughts.
Plus, the Super Bowl was last weekend and that's kinda an unavoidable black hole devouring anything else that could've happened that weekend, so there isn't much racing news to discuss right now.
Indycar aired some commercials during it which hopefully draw people in, but until we get to St. Pete for the first race, it's hard to say how effective they were.
So, onto Indiana Jones.
I liked them. Raiders of the Lost Ark and Last Crusade are both great movies, Temple of Doom isn't as good, but it still has plenty of iconic moments and I enjoyed it well enough.
My first impression was honestly...wow, I've seen so much references to this stuff. Like there were moments I knew were from Indiana Jones, like the giant boulder chasing Indy, opening the Ark and it melting the Nazi faces, and the minecart chase from Temple, but there other things I didn't realize.
Like in Family Guy, Road to Germany, they do the whole escape the plane in a raft thing, with Stewie even making fun of one of Willie's lines. I didn't know that was from Indiana Jones. The motorcycle chase in that episode is probably a reference to Last Crusade as well, albeit a bit less 1 to 1.
So yeah, iconic movies that I've seen referenced a lot, and now I finally understand those references.
So, Raiders of the Lost Ark...
I liked Belloq as a villain. His Egypt clothes with the way his hair looked kept making me think of Alain Prost even though objectively he doesn't look all that much like Prost, but there's where my brain went. I like that he's a different kind of evil than the Nazis around him - he doesn't have a cause, he's just self-interested and wants to get one over on Jones - but he is still very much evil.
Toht is another fun character because he's just so ridiculous. The coat hanger scene made me burst out laughing.
Colonel Dietrich is probably the flattest of the villains, but I get that they needed more of a straight-up Wehrmacht guy to be the direct threat that neither Belloq nor Toht could really be.
As for the heroic characters, I have to admit, with everything I heard about Marion from watching the game and reading up on the movies a bit, she is not at all what I was expecting. For some reason I kinda thought she was gonna be a non-action rich girl who is the daughter of a rich gentleman type - and in fairness, Ravenwood does seem like it would be an old money name - but instead she's a lot more of a rougher and more confrontational character.
And I suppose that is more interesting.
Sallah's fun, John-Rhys Davies has a great voice, and I was happy to see him back in Last Crusade.
Some of the effects are very dated and the sounds - especially the punch sounds - are as well, but it's an old movie so what are you gonna do? I accepted that as a relic of the time and enjoyed the movie in spite of that.
Something dated that's a bit harder to forgive is Temple of Doom.
Let's start with the positives: Lao Che's club is a lot of fun. I think his club is a reused set from Return of the Jedi because with how white and smooth it is, along with the seating bowl we see in one of the shots, it reminds me a lot of the Mon Calamari cruises from Episode VI. I could be wrong about that, but they were filmed a year apart and Lucas literally named it Club Obi-Wan, so I wouldn't be surprised at all if the whole thing is a redressed Star Wars set.
Willie's a bit grating. There's no way around that, I'm sorry.
Short Round though...yeah, he has a few annoying moments, but I actually found him endearing. The ways that he looks up and mimics Indy - sorry, Dr. Jones - are fun, and it's nice to see Indy cares about him too.
The portrayal of India though...oof.
Spielberg and Lucas have apparently said that the whole dinner scene with the eels and eyeballs and monkey brains and all that is supposed to be a ploy to scare off Indy and the British officer dude, but...they did not do a good job of conveying that at all. It just feels like over the top orientalism.
Same thing with the Thuggee cult in general. Mola Ram's costume is all over the place and with his skull helmet off, that red paint on his forehead feels a lot more like the other type of Indian. It's like a storm of foreign culture cliches thrown together at random and it's pretty damn jarring. They even got the Maharaja torturing Indy with a voodoo doll which...okay then, I guess we really are just throwing anything and everything at this, huh?
From what I understand their portrayal of Kali is also completely off.
There's also a lot of brown face in that movie. The late Pat Roach was playing the slavemaster, for instance.
Then making the British Army show up at the end to save Indy & co...sheesh. No wonder this movie got banned in India for awhile.
Still, if you can get past all that and see it as a product of its time, it's a fun enough movie. It's the weakest of the trilogy though.
Onto Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.
Harrison Ford and Sean Connery, what else do you need?
No seriously, that's it. It's good, watch it.
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Okay fine, I'll talk about it.
I like this one a lot. I know Raiders is the classic one that everyone loves, but this one might be my favorite.
Venice, Austria, Berlin, Antioch, down to Petra in Jordan...it's a lot of fun set locations and set pieces. I really enjoyed Elsa as the "Indy girl" of this movie, I really enjoyed the banter back and forth between Henry Sr. and Indiana, and I think the Nazis in this movie are just great antagonists.
They look evil as fuck, they have the Hugo Boss fit on fleek, Vogel is a great villain, the modified World War I tank was a great set piece, and we have plenty of old car porn in this one - particularly the old Rolls Royce, which is not, in fact, a Phantom II - so what's not to like?
Well, Donovan probably goes down a bit too easy. I know that these movies are big on the whole villains are destroyed for trying to harness a power they cannot understand, but he does die pretty quickly and pretty stupidly. I guess the Vogel fight was pretty long, so a long Donovan fight probably would've bogged the ending down a lot, but it was a bit disappointing to see him easily duped into killing himself.
Elsa's end, meanwhile, i thought was fitting. She couldn't let go of her obsession, and in the end, the grail's spell got to her. It almost got to Indy too, but then Henry gave him the fatherly love which is what he really wanted. And yeah, that's a bit schlocky, but who cares? it's nice and meaningful.
So yeah, none of them are perfect movies, but I enjoyed them a lot.
The Great Circle fits in among the movies quite nicely, I think. Gina fits as another "Indy girl" and is probably my favorite when adding her in to the classic movies, and Troy Baker does such a great job as Indy that even Harrison Ford gave him his blessing.
Plus ending on karate fighting a Nazi on the top of Noah's Ark is exactly the type of goofy shit these movies would come up with and I mean that in the best way possible.
Oh, one other thing I wanted to yap about: there are a lot of scenes in these movies where the guns are very clearly not firing anything, and again, I get it, old movie, but wow, sometimes it's really obvious. There was a bit in Last Crusade where Indy thrashed around an MP40 that wasn't doing anything, and it straight up took me a second to realize they were trying to show him shooting.
Old movies gonna old movie.
I'm gonna watch the next two movies soon, probably this week, but from what I hear, they're not quite up to snuff. Let me know if you guys want my thoughts, otherwise, this is probably gonna be the last Offtopic Offseason for awhile because it's the Daytona 500 this weekend. They'll be a NASCAR race every weekend from now until November, and once NASCAR starts, the likes of MotoGP, F1, and Indycar aren't far behind.
Looking forward to the Henry Jones Jr.polis 500.
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Rin Itoshi is like your husband
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đ« Rin hates fighting more than anything else in the world. For him, any conflict in your family is tantamount to a lack of understanding, which you can only come to after many years of living together. It's actually damn hard for him to express his emotions and sometimes, there's no way to see behind the cold facade of what he's really feeling and you're hurt the most. It's better to just shut down again, to create distance between you, than to openly express your feelings. It will take time for him to learn to build a dialogue instead of running away from the problem, and for you to understand that there is something more behind his aloof appearance.
đ« Because of his unstable self-esteem, he needs to be constantly reminded that you love and need him. Yeah, that's tough. Especially considering the fact that he'll never ask for it out loud. But, over time, you've learnt to notice the peculiar "bells" that actually just shout out how much Rin needs confirmation of your feelings. He becomes more intrusive and follows you around in a dark shadow. The privilege of the angry dog is your husband, who is two heads taller than you and scares away everyone around him because right now he needs all your attention.
đ« Sometimes his jealousy goes over the edge, making you feel like you're trapped in a golden cage with no way to escape. In fact, he has no idea how to deal with it, and the best course of action seems to be to limit your contact with anyone who arouses suspicion, even if it ends up in another scandal. To herself, Rin calls it a black streak and if it's not stopped in time, it can indeed lead to frightening consequences.
đ« Itoshi doesn't mind open displays of affection at all. He likes to hold your hand during a press conference or after a special successful match, to kiss you in front of all the fans. One way or another, his gaze in the crowd always seeks your eyes. It brings him calm and reassurance that everything is all right, and the stony expression on his face instantly cracks as soon as your fingers carefully remove a few strands of hair that have fallen into his face.
đ«At some point, his venomous jealousy comes out in the fact that during intimacy, Rin takes great care to leave his "marks" on the most visible parts of his skin: his neck, collarbones, wrists-all covered with his hickeys and bite marks. A silent reminder of who you belong to.
đ« The first few years he had trouble remembering actual important dates, like your wedding anniversary or even your birthday. This caused mixed emotions. At first resentment and you cried a lot, taking his absent-mindedness personally, swearing and getting angry until you came to realise: it's just part of your husband's character. In fact, Rin's head is constantly cluttered with information, among which many things get lost. But in order not to upset you any more, Itoshi has figured out to mark his calendar on his phone, so that a fresh bouquet of flowers will be waiting for you on the anniversary of your first kiss.
Please write in the comments if you got better, and should I keep writing? I'm not English and I don't speak good English, so please don't criticise if there are mistakes in there.
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june 3, 2022 2:00 p.m. newcrest counseling
"i'm really happy to hear you think you worried too much, but what makes you say that? did you feel differently than you expected?"
"i did, actually. as i've figured out over the last week, doing the work to become a healthier person means i know how to better manage negative emotions. i often still default to seeing myself as the person who just falls apart as soon as i feel any emotion less pleasant than neutral. at first, when i was on the plane and then in my hotel room alone, i was battling negative thoughts, but i turned it around pretty quickly. to be honest, that was weird. i'm so used to having to completely lose it before i can recover. recovering at the first very tiny peak in severity is almost a miracle.
finding the good things, however small, to focus on last weekend was what helped me revert my mood and stop feeling icky before icky became horrendous. the negative thoughts on my mind, i redirected to the best of my ability. like, for example, okay, if i never fly an airplane again before i die, i'll just be thrilled i could do it for a few years. a few wonderful years is better than zero years. little kid grant never thought he'd survive past 18, let alone follow his dreams. if time travel were possible and i could go back and tell grant kid he flew an airplane one day, he'd never fucking believe it. so, i already won. nothing can take that away.
on that note, i'm historically not the best at being open to good things or experiences. i'm at least prone closing myself off to relishing them once they're over. i spent so long being lashed by the world with no end in sight that i don't trust goodness, you know? i expect people to get fed up with me or to hurt me. i expect the universe to screw me over. i also believe i don't deserve goodness, and i've thrown away good things myself for that reason alone. i think i'll struggle with those specific thoughts for a very long time, but i do know that i am learning move past them. i'm learning to believe i deserve better and to appreciate things more and to extract what i can from my experiences.
i realized i was moving past those thoughts for the first time after dealing with my ex and then cutting off my dad for the second time, but especially after my dad, and now i'm confirming the changes. i felt like hot garbage for weeks after that final conversation with him because i just did. reminding myself of how truly horrible he was as a father hurt, but after a while, i was glad i told him the truth, and suddenly, i had much more appreciation for the male figures in my life who were or are kind to me. a burden was legitimately lifted off my shoulders, and old me would have never managed to find anything positive in that situation, so the fact that current me did says a lot. if i can find something positive there, i can find something positive anywhere.
but hey, i'm not even getting to the most fulfilling part of why i felt differently than i expected. the wedding was genuinely great, and i ended up wasting no substantial amount of time absorbed in my own feelings, so i got to be present with my friends. even when i was pretending my trauma didn't exist years ago, i spent so much time stuck in my own head or my own body, always filtering every personal conversation through that lens, and you don't get how much energy and attention that soaks up until you can be fully present with people. of course, it helps that i knew all these people and knew i could relax and trust them, but still. it felt good to be able to devote my entire attention to celebrating them and their lives and not have split it between them and my own exhausting thoughts."
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#sims 4 story#sims 4 storytelling#simblr#hlcn: everything the stars promised#holocene.docx#holocene.png#hlcn: grant#hlcn: margot#hehe the new arc is pretty much entirely set up now#i know some of this technically happened off screen but so much of grant's progress happened on screen that this update is still logical
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Ohhh Valentine's who would! Who would write you a love letter/ be your secret admirer?
eee, so cute! (Warnings for language because Lloyd is on this list all the time.)
James Mace
Though he keeps them basic, simple, short and sweet, Mace absolutely writes love notes. If you aren't already dating, he'd be the deepest of secret admirers, meaning you would get lovely gifts and things but never know who he was. Mace strikes me as the "hopelessly in love with his best friend" type. He's around to make sure his gifts are appreciated, stops if they aren't, and also escalates if you seem super interested đ„°.
Curtis Everett
Definitely a secret-admirer type but not really a letter writer. Curtis also keeps it simple. He prefers 'gifts' that make your day easier, so he coordinates more tedious tasks be done (if you work together) or does stuff like pay for your drink ahead of you in line at the café. Little things like that rather than deliveries of chocolates and flowers.
Jimmy Dobyne
Old school and old fashioned, Jimmy will write you the occasional letter. It's meaningful but not gushy. He's honest about how happy you make him and descriptive of your best times together. Every so often flowers or candy don't seem like enough, usually after hard times or big events. Valentine's as a holiday...doesn't really count.
Johnny Storm
Nah. If he likes you, you'll know, and if he can just text or call, he ain't writing shit on paper.
Jake Jensen
Digitally? Yes, tons of notes. Bunch of AI/deepfake videos of animals or famous people professing how much he loves you. Most of them are funnier than hell, several have brought you to tears, and I would not put it past him to sneak an intro to a marriage proposal in one...
Lloyd Hansen
He takes great pride in making all the little cards on gifts horrible. "So you smell better" on the perfume he buys you, "eat me and like it" on the chocolates, and, of course, "don't be fucking late" on the dinner invite. On the back it also says "wear something slutty."
Ari Levinson
No letters, sorry. Snail mail reminds him of deployment so he'd rather not. Ari did enough secretive stuff in the military, too, so he'll just openly admire you, thanks.
Ransom Drysdale
He tried once.
He then had to clean up an overflowing bin of wasted papers from shit drafts, and he's never fucking doing that again. He'll take you shopping. Problem solved.
Andy Barber
The only love letters/notes he's written have been in apology for having to miss a date or special occasion due to work. Sorry. I know that sucks, but overall, you'd also rather he spend time actually with you whenever possible instead of running around buying cards and writing notes.
Steve Rogers
They start as letters but end up half full of doodles. One of Steve's favorite subjects to sketch from memory is your profile. Your smile comes in at a close second.
Bucky Barnes
Would so much rather spend the time and effort with you, but if he has to be away (and he can find enough space for himself to quietly focus on it) then he'll write you. Though he's not as well-read or eloquent as Steve, Bucky has the advantage of being slightly dorkier and (deliberately) funnier. His love letters are sweet, spicy, and often hilarious.
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hello!! I saw your requests are open for Sonic and all and I'd like to request Shadow x Reader who live together and readers going insane over tea, they're buying boxes worth of tea and it's getting out of hand, Shadow being Shadow helps reader calm down?
Tea Time
â⣠Shadow x Reader REQ.
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AUTHORâS NOTE: I'm pretty sure I went a little off roading with this request- SORRY đ
Shadow x Reader
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You had a tea for everything.
You had a specific brew for breakfast, lunch, dinner, one for restless nights, and one for early mornings, you had a few for when guests came over andâ
This was starting to become a problem.
Or at least in Shadowâs eyes. Not yours though, this was great in your eyes. You had a tea for everything and anything.
It was almost all you drank besides some water every now and again. (That Shadow would have to remind you to drink because tea is NOT water.)
You were running out of cupboard space it was getting so bad.
Outside of your regular rotation that you had in a small metal basket on the counter, next to it was a large basket that just held boxes upon boxes of yet-to-be-used tea.
It felt like everytime he walked into your kitchen and opened a cabinet, a tea blend would fall out. Whether it be an individual tea bag or the whole actual box- he had been assaulted in his own home more than once.
At first he was happy for you. A good hobby that actually helps you in more ways than one? Okay that's good but a hobby where your kitchen is overcrowded and one he cannot think clearly in because of all the smells? Not so good.
But he held his tounge. It made you happy so who was he to complain? He would just have to steer clear whenever you whipped out a peppermint tea. (The scent was too hard on his nose.)
You wanna know what threw him over the edge though?
One of your cabinets in the kitchen had been strickly reduced to a tea cabinet with how much you accumulated. That was fine.
You want to know what wasn't fine?
Him finding a roach in a box of one of your morning blends.
That. That was not fine.
Shadow got you out of the house that day before he went on a literal rampage through the cupboard. No box was left unopened, even of it hadn't been opened before or if it was fresh from the store. His ass was in there and individually checking every tea bag he got his paws on.
It took him a few hours. But he got through it. By the end of it your collection had been reduced and Shadow had plans of bombing the house for pests.
After that ordeal you were put on strict tea restrictions. No buying the same flavors if you already have one at the house. No peppermint blends. And you have to check EVERY teabag EVERY TIME before you use it.
He never told you about the roach that he had seen that day.
It was for the best.
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Hi I'm back with another scuffed oc post. Redesign for Sunlit? More likely than you think. He's so silly,
Sketch page and additional oc info under the break
Tmw u have to convince your not-bf to save your life because your parents want to factory reset you because you're too obsessed with your not-bf
Starless is an early iterator who was not tasked with solving the great problem (at first), he mostly focused on discovering and treating illnesses that came with having a city above the clouds in perfect position to be laser beamed by the sun. Eventually it is also put to work to find the solution, but he does it alongside his previous work.
Sunlit comes along in the group and finds a deep fascination with Starless' research and wants to also do the cool things instead of solving the impossible problem a hundred other iterators are failing to solve. Starless, out of boredom, occasionally sends over some of its studies if asked. Sunlit is a little too engrossed in this and way too emotionally attached to Starless to do his job properly.
Think,,, he will try his best to impress Starless by discovering new viruses and then helping him find the treatments for it, but he is actually creating the new viruses to make it look like he found something. Starless is not very particularly impressed, just because this is what most of its functions focus on does not mean he likes doing it. (Imagine trying to impress an artist by showing them nft?? Lol idkk if that's a fair comparison)
Obviously Starless is almost instantly suspicious of them. No need for him to act on it though because Sunlit stands out so much as an outlier himself. Consistently ignoring his citizens, doesn't care about the problem, accidentally almost caused an epidemic with one of his (supposed to be secret) virus creations. So his creators had plans to completely reset his system. Starless was almost reset as well just by association but was thankfully able to avoid it.
So Sunlit is very sad and scared and asks Starless to please save his life. Starless is not completely unattached to him at this point, but knows whether it helps or not, it'll come to regret either path in the future. (Is Sunlit unhinged enough to figure out a way without its help and then haunt it later on. Perhaps?) Anyways after a little bit of pathetic whimpering from Sunlit(/j), Starless writes him a code to copy and preserve his self in a part of Starless' own system (how fun).
Post mass ascension, Sunlit gets rotted and corrupted and Starless has to deal with it's (what are they) trying to also corrupt it via suspicious links and data transfers.
(silly reminder that these guys are based off existing ocs of mine in which the roles are swapped. It was Starless doing the tormenting but he was much more charismatic about it.)
#rain world#rain world oc#rw oc#iterator oc#rain world iterator#rw iterator#rw#starless pronouns are he/it#sunlit is he/they#raintarts#starless sometimes calls sunlit âsweetâ for the other part of his name âsunlit sweet grassâ#are you guys getting confused with their aliases yet#starless and sunlit
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This is đŠđž anon, I know it's been a while đ«¶đŸ. I deleted tumblr for a bit to fully work on what your posts said and to just decide and more importantly believe that I have what I want and I have some success storiesđ. First I really wanted some new clothes this year considering there's barely anything for me to wear at my dads house, especially with the way my style keeps changing, so from the start of this year I started stating that he was going to take me shopping, I'd daydream about it and try remind myself when he was going to take me shopping, as if I forgot. Not that long after I started thinking like this my aunt (on my dad's side) asked to go thrifting with me because she was interested, we ended up not just going thrifting and getting a bunch of clothes but we also went to the mall to get even more clothes đ« it was the best shopping spree I've ever had and literally everything I got was on sale (I've also manifested always attracting sales and discounts). Now I have a full wardrobe of clothes to wear that I actually likeđ.
This year I also decided I wanted to get my mum a kurt geiger bag for her birthday since she's always wanted one, that day when me and my aunt went shopping we actually went in store to look at it and decided to leave it but seeing it in person made the goal feel so much real. The next day she video called me saying she bought it and that I could pay her back later. Now I'll be able to give my mum her dream bag even before her birthday which I'm SUPERRR happy about. I've been manifesting a lot of material things lately since this is the year I decided I'm finally going to get a vivienne westwood internship and actually finally get a job and money, wish me luck â€ïž and thank you for the inspiration your page has given me to actually take actionđ«¶đŸđ«¶đŸ
hello đŠđž!!!!! babes i love this for you omg. i even had to take a break from this page a lil bc i also have to practice what i preach and i'm glad to hear how you've been choosing the world you are living in. these successes eat btw omg i'm in the middle of upgrading my wardrobe as well omg great minds think alike. i love that you are experiencing how much ease comes with choosing bc that's all you have to do!!! congrats on. your vivienne westwood internship and your new job babe! thank you so much for sharing!
#đŠđž anon#anon ask#itsrlymine#law of assumption#imagination is reality#lawofassumption#manifesting#loa tumblr#loa success story#success story#manifesting success
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