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Part 1 of my lotf + peter pan crossover
#lord of the flies#lotf#lotf peter pan au#I'm not sure if anyone has done this yet but i think it makes a lot of sense#'I want always to be a boy and have fun' -peter pan#yes piggy is captain hook yes simon is mr smee yes roger is tinkerbell yes samneric are wendy's brothers yes the hunters are the lost boys#jack is absolutely EVIL#this is really just based on the 2003 peter pan bcs im not a huge fan of the '53#why is ralph wearing wendy's dress nightgown#idk and idgaf#could this be ftm ralph? who knows#lotf ralph#lotf jack#jack merridew#jalph#i lowkey dont care abt jalph though#lotf piggy#lotf simon#lotf roger#lotf samneric#peter pan#wendy darling#fanart#crossover#alternate universe#my art shit#I love experimenting w lasso tool
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watching dream crash out has been the highlight of my 2025 already. however. i think tommy and tubbo should be allowed to kill him without repercussions
#i have never liked dream and its like. astounding to me that people are Just Now finding out hes an absolute piece of shit#like. the tone he was using to talk to tubbo was the same exact tone dream used with tommy during the exile arc which is !! terrifying#i sincerely hope tommy tubbo ranboo jack caiti shubble all of them continue to be successful#dream and wilbur can go die in a hole#ALSO. II ASPIRE TO HAVE THE SAME LEVEL OF IDGAFISM AS QUACKITY#HE JUST DOES NOT CARE LMAOO#berry 06.1#dream situation
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My god s1!Joel Maisel was a wet dish rag of a man
#that man didn't know jack shit about anything#flip flopping about like a fish#abe's line to midge 'don't choose a weak man'#such a dagger to the heart but s1!joel just is a weak man#he's a man absolutely rattled#detached and spiralling#doesn't know up from down#doesn't know a good thing until it's gone#anyways he's a fascinating character#still not sure whether i should be cheering for them to get back together or not#jury's out#joel maisel#midge maisel#miriam maisel#the marvelous mrs maisel#day says hey#day talks mrs maisel#the marvelous mrs. maisel
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We as a website really have to stop telling strangers to kill themselves. Its quite frankly disgusting, helps nothing, and is pointlessly cruel.
#yes this even applies to absolute shitbags just fucking block and report them. the second you deem some people#worthy of saying this to you leave room to let that subset of people#expand larger and larger over time.#and that's how you get people sincerely telling each other to kill themselves over minor intercommunity drama.#its embarrassing!#like obviously if you wanna talk like that with close friends in private its not the end of the world im not immune#to a kys joke once in a while with seb or my bf but like#the second you say that shit to a stranger whos life you know jack shit about youre being a scumbag!#eureka moment
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not be annoyingly nitpicky but I am a tiny bit obsessed with how the drive Sam takes in the pilot for Life on Mars between Maya being kidnapped and him being hit by a car seemingly just makes no fucking sense (at least to me) so here I am. Trying to make sense of it.
First indicator we get for location is this shot here
that is Medlock Street Junction and more specifically Sam is in the very left hand land so he's NOT getting on Ring Road. Sign is shown here in 2008.
Now immediately after this, Sam is seen turning and then straightening back, looking to be on a roundabout. This still makes sense for the journey he's taken as the road he turns onto does come out onto the roundabout that is the Cambridge Street junction, shown here

Now, the turn Sam makes does fit it with him going round the North side of the roundabout. We get this still after the turn
I did try to find what building that is in the background and it is possible that is New Medlock House which is student accom for MMU but I am no where near even 50% sure. Another thing to note is Sam's position, there is at most one lane between him and the roundabout here so he is again not positioned to turn onto the Ring Road, as shown here only the outer most lane is going onto the slip road
The inner two lanes go around the roundabout and shown here, the inner most continues on the roundabout and the second opens up to either continue or turn off onto Higher Cambridge street
And Sam is shown to steer to his left before the shot changes to a closeup of him in his car so presumably he has gone 270° around the roundabout and come off onto Higher Cambridge Street like this

However the rest of scene of him driving and the fact this would actively take him away from where he stops suggest otherwise. First off we never see Sam go under the Ring Road so this then means he's actually merged onto the slip road lane, pretty late as well. Like last possible second. Which yeah, makes sense, he's distracted. Him then going on the ring road is supported by the fact that during the closeup shops we don't see him majorly steering and on the shots we can't see the wheel his movements don't show him turning either, he doesn't lean a whole lot like someone does when turning a bend.
This is where I am now gonna bring up where Sam stops. Nameless Road. The road just doesn't have a name but it is a one way road, and following that, can only be accessed by Baring Street and comes out onto the A6.
Now in this screenshot you can't actually tell that the road is one way but from 2011 streetview from the road Sam would've been coming from you can see the no entry signs
So at Cambridge Street he joins the Ring Road to then get off two junctions later. Now where Sam is getting off, there is obviously no proper road going ahead so the exit road has three lanes, one going left, two going right so Sam must be in the centre lane/the left lane of the right turning lanes. And with this the journey makes sense, instead of turning right he just continues onto the one way, there isn't owt to stop him, any vehicles thats could pose an issue wouldn't be moving cos the lights to turn right would be green and they'd be going across two sides of a dual carriageway. So all in all this is what the route looks like

with him at the very end cutting across to go the opposite way on a one way.
This also means that the driver that overtakes him, cuts him off and causes him to break just straight up also did that going completely the wrong way on a one way after not turning right like they should've done.
Anyway thank you for coming on this journey with me chat, tata for now
#if it seams like ive gone fucking mental#i have#ive also not prooofread it so ignore any errors#thats what watching the minecraft movie does to you#went to go see it before#and it was so shit man#kinda gay tho#jack black and jason mamoa 69ed#anyway i did this just because#also if there is absolutely anything i have missed feel free to add it on#anyway again#tata for now chat#im gonna go read fanfic or whatever#life on mars#life on mars uk#life on mars (uk)#life on mars bbc#i coulf start tagging w the abbreviation#add even more tags on#lom
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i still wish spicebush yi sang was actually useable (for me) bc the design goes stupid hard :( if he ever goes on a rerun ill pull for him again
#i dont have the right lineup to actually use sinking#so hed just be sitting on my team doing absolutely jack shit#oh well. at least i still have my golden fleece (la manchaland don quixote)#shes fuckin cracked ill tell u what#i havent played limbus in forever i miss it. i should play that and hsr again#cooper speaks#yapping#<- might as well make that a tag atp
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I'm rewatching Alex Rider for like the 7th time but with my boyfriend and guys season 2 is so fucking good SEASON 2 IS SOOO GOOD
Alex being such a cheeky brat with the department and Alan Blunt losing his mind because Alex is being so clever and annoying
The slowly building mystery with all the pieces that gradually come together
Alex and Kyra being so cute with the washer and "survivors club" and "keeping score" of who has saved each other's life the most (and the end scene where he's looking up at her from the stage🥹😭)
Jack having her own storyline that actually serves the story and gives her character a purpose
Tom and Kyra both helping to progress the plot in ways that are genuinely required from them and makes sense for their characters
The subtle hints that Yassen is going to wind up helping Alex in the end, the way his character gradually becomes more complex with each episode
Alex just generally being so smart, so resourceful, so capable and just really encompassing his character, not to mention the genuine depth that comes from his trauma + him accidentally getting people killed over the course of the season (Blunt telling him he has blood on his hands)
The tension that builds within The Department as Smithers and Mrs. Jones start keeping secrets from Blunt about Alex
Damian Cray just getting absolutely dogpiled by Alex and the gang who just keep screwing over his plan again and again
Alex and Yassen FINALLY having a full conversation and it holds so much weight and hits so good
The part where Sabina cracks Anders over the head with her own laptop (honorable mention)
All the cheeky light hearted bits where the kids are just being shitheads with too much power, like cutting off the electricity to the whole postal code just to use the computer lab
And then on the flip the angst that comes from literally no one believing Alex about anything for like 60% of the season
It's just scene after scene of "oH THIS PARTS SO GOOD" and it doesn't stop until the very end
has it been long enough that I can say that season 3 just doesn't hit the same😭
#alex rider#season 3 is okay but the characters do so much shit just to serve the plot and it doesn't make any sense sometimes and idk what happened#Julia Rothman (and Nile) is like caricature evil villain and it's too obvious and Alex would NOT trust her he's way too smart#They should have made her way more charming and likeable to the point where even the audience is wondering if she's good#Alex and Kyra's relationship gets weird and forced and it makes no sense that Kyra instantly turns on him and decides he's a killer#Jack does nothing Tom's brother does nothing Tom and Kyra barely do anything#Yassen does a bunch of stuff that makes no sense to me absolutely hate that they made him lie to Alex#The Department gets painted way too much as “the good guys” by the end#Alex becomes very emotional and it clouds his judgement but we haven't seen him slowly get there over the course of the show#He sort of just sees that video then gets there all at once right off the bat and then makes dumb decisions the entire season#anyways blah blah I'll shut up now it's still my favorite show in the entire world forever and ever#season 3 was still the event of the year for me and one of the most fun weeks of my life#but season 2 u will always be famous..
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and you dont know what to do with it
#undescribed#bonk.png#uninhabited planet survive#this more to force myself to do a finish piece n mess around with brushes n blending than anything else art wise#anyway the absolute shock i experienced bc of assuming off of vibes that this was gonna be purely power of friendship n have no romance#outside of characters' offscreen parents who are married n then watching episode 40 is unmatched this is the true reason to know jack shit#going into stuff holy shit literally only a romantic confession n amicable rejection (+two implied crushes) happened but just the fact that#crushes even get brought up n addressed 40 EPISODES IN was a gut punch especially since (eyes title) Theyre Surviving#y'all are stranded on an uninhabited planet n luna (orange hair girl in the pic) almost DIED like two days n learned she has nanomachines i#her dna now yesterday now is not the time to do a pseudo marriage proposal y'all a 14 n stressed for resources 😭😭#I DIDN'T EVEN DRAW THE GUY WHO CONFESSED BTW IF UR NOT FAMILIAR i drew the guy who is implied to also have a crush on luna#bc its really funny to me. survivor's guilt x survivor's guilt. crushing on the girl who disregards her own life the same amount as u#and also u have like basically the same haircut#ive only watched the immediate next episode so it hasnt been brought up bc adam got sick n they gotta explore ruins for medicine n thats#SIGNIFICANTLY more important that (potentially unrequited) crushed but also i do think it would be really funny if it just never gets broug#t up again bc they accidentally blow up the planet or some shit. kaoru's not even in my top 3 (top 3 is luna sharla n chako 👍) idk why i#drew him beyond finding the whole thing funny also related caption is from a meme i have saved its entirely nonseriois to me LMAO#mujin wakusei survive
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due to the funny serial killer girl being my current favorite character from dr1, i have now decided that Syo and Toko get to bicker like siblings in their brain. For funsies :3
let me headcanon them being silly like this it's my enrichment
#danganronpa#dr1#dr thh#danganronpa thh#thh#dr1 thh#incorrect quotes#danganronpa incorrect quotes#danganronpa toko#toko fukawa#genocider syo#genocide jill#genocide jack#Get all the names in there#For good measure#Please they're so siblings core to me#They're just.#Also I'd like to go ahead and add that the eggs one is also me and my sister irl#She would absolutely pull that shit lol-
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Hypothetically, how do you think Mark would turn out if he never got his powers? What would he be doing? How would it change the original story? If the original Mark met this version of himself, how would they react to each other?
This took me a min to respond to because I am extra and had to draw something about this, but thay just means I was so delighted to take this ask, holy shit. I love thinking about AU's, tysm fo the ask, anon! :)
I don't know of the comics add any details about Mark's interests other than being a hero like his Dad (ex. even comic hobby seems to go right back to that). Nothing about school life stands out either, (besides struggling with geography, a detail I love sm), so he's probably an average student who fumbled hard when he started to get busy with Invincible stuff! So, while I can see the possibility of him working hard and striving for career that also helps saves lives ergo paramedic, fireman, emergency dispatcher, etc I actually adore the idea of him interning at the GDA???
(Okay, note, while I do see him training or getting experience in random roles, Cecil would not EVER let Mark actually be a GDA solider because imagine telling Omni-Man his son got killed. Yikes! So, intern/trainer uniform and not the official solider one.)
I can see him diving into it wholeheartedly, eager to not only prove himself, but help people like his Dad does, kinda trying to get as close to his dream as he can be. And honestly, Nolan would probably be thrilled the last reminder for Colonization Time is permanently delayed (ergo Mark never getting his powers), so I can see him either encouraging this, or being slightly conflicted? I don't know how much he actually trusts the GDA or Cecil, so it could just be bittersweet?
But, I love the idea of GDA!Mark for the potential strain in their dynamic. See, while we can't have the kind of unfolding drama in s1 considering Nolan's slaughter spree might not necessarily happen, the idea of Mark having to process the weight of his own idolization, unable to stand side by side with him on the field, feeling like Nolan feed into the idea he'd get powers, only to end up disappointed year after year could foster some bitterness and/or desperate need to prove himself. He would see Nolan slightly more, but maybe that's just a reminder of what he can't do. Where he can't reach. Nolan having doubts in GDA, would only worsen the strain, how exciting!
Plus, GDA seems to be the classic kind of trust nobody type of government agency that may to try detach Mark's (almost) unshakable faith in his Dad, and could push him to look into what exactly his Dad's past/planet/history is exactly like for documentation, as Mark tries to grasp how much he trusts Nolan and the GDA. If Slaughter Time does happen, then that's incredible drama!!! As Mark, who feels aligned with both the GDA and his Dad, now has to work to find the truth, probably to prove his Dad's innocence, only to find the horrible news instead.
Does Nolan tell Mark and Debbie at the same time, who both already know, haven't told the others, and you got family drama of the fucking century again? Ideally? Yes. I love dramatic irony a normal amount.
I think GDA!Mark and Canon!Mark wouldn't get along tbh. While C!Mark is relieved by the lack of maliciousness, GDA!Mark is literally seeing where his entire life could have been if he'd only gotten powers. 'Cause, while I do think Mark is a fundamentally kind person, it's also clear he's incredible hard on himself which I think crosses over to alternate selves. So, he'd be bitter as fuck. Yeah, they both suffered, but I think the envy would go crazy. GDA!Mark would start questioning everything, like if that Nolan loved his son more for having powers, and if C!Mark just fucked it up somehow, so if GDA!Mark got powers maybe he could've done something different? Said the right thing? Like there's this desperation to know could it have turned out any other way? Was it truly his fault? Was it something he should've said better? I think there's a quiet spiraling despair in seeing the distorted mirror version of oneself and still seeing them suffering. Was there really no other ending? It had to be this way?
Thanks for the ask tho :D !!! Currently trying to remember I have this blog while I fight art block fjgkfg.
Oh! And Bonus idea of interning at GDA still means he hangs out with Teen Team!!! Maybe he helps log injuries, reviews battles, handles reports, memorizing villain weaknesses as base support, but there's this underlying part of him that still feels so useless next to them? I can see Rex and Mark getting off on the wrong foot immediately, but Kate and Mark bonding? Mostly because I want Kate and Mark bonding like please.
#invincible rotating in my mind#asks#mark grayson#I LOVE STRAINED FATHER SON DYNAMICSSSSS#I LOVE EVERY MARK BEING TRAPPED UNDER THEIR FATHER'S SHADOW#i can't tell if mark's peers/coworkers KNOW if he's omni-man's son but like mentor cecil hoursssssssssss#oh and cecil does absolutely try to use mark to know more about omni-man under the guise of finding the truth or something#if im being super indulgent mark still has like slight invulnerability#cant fly cant be super strong cant do jack shit but be hard to kill#which he finds out post-nolan flying away / end of s1#and it just adds to the mounting mental spiral of anguish#but i love the idea of it haha imagine knowing you did have a power all along but its so fucking subtle it didn't even matter#the bitterness would go CRAZYYYYYYYYY#anyways also if the eyes look slightly funky im trying to be better about keeping distinct features!!! mark looked white as hell before djf#i need to practice !!!#invincible au
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life is cruel and mean and i hate it here and i can't believe this is happening and i'm simultaneously upset and disappointed in myself and i feel like this is a punishment or karma and i don't know if i can take this
(my favourite spare pillowcase ripped)
#:(#:'(#this pillowcase always used to be the one i'd take away on trips#it was like wow i'm somewhere strange but at least i have this pillowcase this is familiar#and now it ripped :(#it's not. massive. but i think the pillowcase is like#mm#i don't know. is it cotton that's easily rip-able?#i don't really know enough to know if i can slap a patch over it and be absolutely delighted that i fixed it#or if it's perma fucked#i can hand stitch a patch over it if that's an option!!!#i don't think i can just try to like#sew it back together#i don't think the fabric will allow that#but i also know jack shit about sewing tbf#any repairs will look horrible but will make my heart happy if i can do them#yes i am emotionally attached to this pillowcase
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the Bible won’t tell you this but there’s a secret ring of hell and it’s needing to engage w content of your hyperfixation only for all of it to be godawful and suck balls in ways you didn’t think were possible. it’s like being presented with a feast of wax fruit while starving
#cal.txt#special interest#hyperfixations#jack kline#miraculous ladybug#cat noir#fandom stuff#like half of the fanart for jack is just him as a baby and half of cat noirs fanart is probably him getting peed on or some shit#I just want my silly little guys#could I draw it myself? absolutely. but not today because I have been struck with a sickness of sorts#i suffer every day because the spn fandom is fucking annoying and cant draw jack unless he’s a stupid femboy or a baby#having favs that nobody understands correctly is also a plague and illness that I suffer from
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It's just like glass animals said. In the summer silence i was getting violent in the summer silence i was doing nothing
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People asking me where I want to go after uni and I’m like girl. do you think I have that luxurious choice? I will go wherever the fuck someone will hire me like capitalism intended.
#I hate it here#here being the earth#saying uni instead of my PhD so I stay relevant to the youth#spent an entire semester pretending by admission to be an undergrad and some people didn’t believe me when I told them lmao#perhaps they just thought that I know absolutely jack shit for the qualification I’m going for
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Hahhahaa heyy brain . It would be like ssooo cool if we could . Uh . Maybe draw a lil?? You know . No pressure or anything . Just like. You've been so consistent so far with drawing a little bit every now and again but now we're kindaaaa . Dry in the art department . Just saying!! We could maybe up it a notch . And perhaps not get intimidated out of doing The Fun Thing and making it even harder for ourselves thankssss
#so guess who hasnt drawn in like a week#or . set up jack shit on our artfight account .#H#I WANNA SO BAD.....#but my motivation is up and out the window at the WORST time .#my brain is just .#“ohh so we have to do this?” “well no we don't *have* to-” “but it would make it so we cant participate in The Thing?” “well yeah.#but its not like anyone is forcing us to do it!“ ”of course of course. except. have you considered.#now that were committed to it we absolutely HAVE to do it or we'll die“ ”ah. okay then. that means youll let us draw what we need right?“#“...”#“right? :(”#anyways!!#storm rambles#.#storm rants#< i guess#not really a vent or anything im just . exhausted d and wanna draw#jgjfj
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sometimes I do miss being a teenager but then I'm like girl .. The Horrors
#being a teenager is the worst thing that can happen to anyone ever#BUT. idk what the but in this scenario is actually. what am i nostalgic for#i guess i've just been a bit wistful because i'm looking back at my old “novel” projects that i dreamed of getting published one day#ray and jawin they will never make me hate you#shane and amy lucifer and lilith. COLIN? COLIN AND ANN MY ABSOLUTE BELOVEDS#who else was there. i had about eigtheen guys named jack and they were all the same character but in different projects#GARETH. GARETH MY SWEET BOY ..#writing had a different vibe back then. it was all so painfully genuine#not that it's not genuine anymore but now i'm way more focused on actually making it Good. my writing back then was shit lol#rayrambles
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