#just a chat with a good boye

[springledongle]

Submission by Ask-Golde

Character name: Zulkarnain Hashim bin Kamarul Zaman (or just Zul)

Character pronouns: He/Him

Author age: Adult

Blog URL: https://www.tumblr.com/goldemas1244 / https://www.tumblr.com/ask-golde

Open for RP on Tumblr and Discord

Introduction:

As the night was about to begin, sirens could be heard from the distance. Sirens approaching closer and closer. All the partygoers were either on edge or just curious. Cops and parties don't spell good outcomes; more often than not, it means something or someone's going to be shut down.

The cop car arrived infront of the pizzeria, sirens blazing. But it wasn't long before they were turned off, the lights dimming as they disconnected from their battery.

The door opened. In the passenger seat (the left seat), sat a man not older than thirty-five dressed in green, with a red tie. His eyes were adorned with a pair of thick spectacles, white whiskers stuck to his face, and large warm-coloured mousey ears on the top of his head. He had a tail which stuck out from a belt.

He spoke a few words to the policewoman beside him, before giving the hot babe a soft kiss on the lips. With one foot out of the car, he took his exit, carrying with him a medium-sized bag with cute pins stuck to the front. As he closed the door, he waved goodbye to his honourable chauffeur and turned to face the crowd gathered.

"I'm so sorry. My wife knows how to make an entrance, doesn't she?" He chuckles adoringly. "The name's Zulkarnain. Prof. But you can call me Zul for the night."

CHEESY BOYE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

[raincitygirl76]

I hadn't seen this excellent article from mid-November 2022, which discusses events that occur in S2 and Edvin and Omar's take on the events of S2, and the development that occurs in their characters.

Just in case Teen Vogue ends up paywalling or removing the article at some future point (as does sometimes happen), I've violated their copyright by copy-pasting the whole thing. It's below the cut.

Teen Vogue YR article Nov 2022:

Culture

Young Royals Stars Edvin Ryding, Omar Rudberg Talk Wilmon & Season 2 Ending

“I guess we’re both hopeful and realistic. Boring answer?”

BY K-CI WILLIAMS

NOVEMBER 2, 2022

ROBERT ELDRIM/NETFLIX

Spoilers ahead for Netflix’s Young Royals seasons 1 and 2.

Karin Boye’s poem “Of Course It Hurts,” considered one of her greatest contributions to Swedish literature, opens in contemplation. “Of course it hurts when buds burst / Otherwise why would spring hesitate?” Boye writes, translated into English. It’s the way of nature; buds burst, dewdrops succumb to gravity, and spring reigns anew. “The bud was the casing all winter / What is this new thing, which consumes and bursts?” Sure, there’s pain in relinquishing the familiar, but abandoning that comfort can be liberating, too. It’s a fitting metaphor for the love story at the heart of Netflix’s Swedish series Young Royals, which dropped its six-episode second season on November 1.

Young Royals follows Wilhelm (Edvin Ryding), the Crown Prince of Sweden’s royal family, as he attends Hillerska boarding school. There, he meets Simon Eriksson (Omar Rudberg), a fellow student with whom he falls in love — causing him to face the choice between love and duty. It’s a hard line to toe after having everything decided for him, living his life for the good of an entire country. Wilhelm has everything one could ever need, but has little agency to do what he wants. Simon on the other hand, who lives off-campus and is not blue-blooded, does not have everything he needs, but is free to do what he wants.

Teen Vogue connected with Edvin and Omar over Zoom, and later, the creator and head writer Lisa Ambjörn, to chat all things Young Royals, and the first thing to know about this show is that sexuality is not the conflict. “A message we’ve constantly been trying to prove [is] that Wilhelm’s problem isn’t that he’s in love with a boy. His problem is that he’s a Crown Prince,” Edvin tells Teen Vogue. “He’s not supposed to be falling in love that way.”

Heading into their sophomore season, conceptual director Rojda Sekersöz instructed the cast to write one sentence that encapsulates their characters’ journey so far. “For both of us, it’s been a lot about our characters gaining back control,” Edvin says. “They’re both in very different situations, but they’re both out of control.” The world has seen their (illegal) sex video online, Wilhelm was forced to deny it was him in that video, and Hillerska has become heartbreak city. “Wilhelm's all alone, everybody's left him. And that drives him to be a certain way,” Edvin says, tracking what he identifies as Wilhelm being “selfish” from episode to episode.

Edvin spent so many nights poring over the script, questioning, lamenting, attempting to justify Wilhelm's behavior. “Why is he like this? Why is he acting like a child? Why is he so selfish? Why isn't he seeing things from a bigger picture?” he asked himself. That’s when the apple fell for Edvin. “I realized, like, oh, I don’t have to defend him. I just have to understand him. And once you realize that he is all alone and he needs to take back control, it becomes very clear why he does what he does.” Viewers might be a little more lenient with some of his choices; it is, after all, immensely difficult to conform to parental expectations, least of all when you’re the heir apparent and trailing the footsteps of a brother you idolized.

It’s not lost on Omar that these characters are also teenagers, and with that comes a rawness and heightened emotional sensitivity. “You gotta understand that that’s what I really like about Young Royals, because we always try to show everything as true as possible,” Omar says. “There are teenagers, they look like this, they act like this. They are sometimes really good. Sometimes they make really bad decisions, and they get really anxious about it. And then they try to fix that. It's basically how life is.” Edvin feels the same way: “Everything feels so acute. Everything feels like it’s the biggest thing in the world,” he says, noting that while the audience might see their crises as miniscule, “to them, it’s so so important, because that’s what it is [like] growing up.”

Playing the secret love of a Swedish prince has in turn been a dream come true, something Omar admits would never happen in his own life. “It's something that means a lot to people, I would say, because it shows it doesn't matter what your sexuality is, it doesn't matter what class you are, it doesn't matter where you're from, it doesn't matter — nothing — love is love basically.”

Omar, who is Venezuelan-Swedish, thinks back to his 10-year-old self, attending school in Sweden as the only immigrant student. “Me as an immigrant here in Sweden hasn’t been the easiest,” he says. A slight laugh escapes the end of his sentence, the kind of mirth with which we reflect on life’s trials and tribulations, and the strange humor of having come out on the other side. “It’s not so easy for anybody that comes to another country from their home country not speaking their language, or not looking like a lot of the people in that country, and you know, me as a kid, it was hard being, how do you say…” Omar searches for the appropriate words and Edvin makes suggestions (“Alienated, like outcast, or not the same as the people around you”). Omar lands on the word “community,” admitting he found it hard to be accepted.

At the end of this season’s fourth episode, Omar performs Simon’s retooled version of Hillerska’s school song (with a soul-stirring voice, like hot chocolate), featuring lyrics inspired by his romance with Wilhelm. “What we were, no one can rewrite,” he sings, translated into English. “Afterwards, we go our separate ways. But I’ll remember you all my days. What we had and who we were.”

Omar is no stranger to singing; he spent several years in Swedish boy band FO&O before going solo in 2018. I ask him if Simon’s performance was a special moment for him, years on from being the only immigrant kid in the school, singing a love song in a language that he once didn’t know. Edvin pouts at this, clutching his heart. “Everything about this whole thing is a moment for me,” Omar says. “Doing the solo is something that I really appreciate because I love singing … and expressing the emotions and feelings through singing, through music in the series is also a dream come true.”

Shooting that scene was a powerful moment for Edvin, too, who was out of shot for the initial filming of the performance. He addresses Omar directly, “Once they did my shot, I walked down, and I heard it for the first time, and I got the biggest goosebumps I’ve ever had, like, the power of the moment. I could feel your passion. It was beautiful.” Series creator Lisa Ambjörn felt like they were writing the song to all the people responsible for bringing Young Royals to life. “We are going to remember having been part of this journey at some point,” she says. “In a film crew, people come and people go sometimes behind the camera, but it's like, we are going to remember this.” Those words will become emblematic of all the love poured into this show.

Fans will notice Simon’s fish tank as a callback to the first season, when he lists the names of his fish to Wilhelm. Ambjörn says this was an improvised line from Edvin and Omar as the result of location issues and having to restructure scenes. Season 2 love interest Marcus faces a similar introduction, only now Simon says the fish don’t have names. “We know the second Marcus goes into that room, he's gonna see the fishes,” Ambjörn says. “It may be a bit over the top that he asked ‘Oh, do they have names?’ but it’s also something you would say.” On Simon’s perspective in that scene, she asks: “Who makes him creative? Well, it’s Wilhelm.”

There’s a keen local Swedish feel to Young Royals, and that’s by design, according to Ambjörn. “I feel like people really do want to feel like they are being drawn into something very local,” she says. “As long as they universally understand it, like in the end, Lucia, in the Young Royals [world], it's just such a classic school tradition.” Lucia celebrations in Sweden bring hope and light in the darkest time of the year. One girl is selected to be the Lucia of the celebrations, though Ambjörn says one story route not taken involved the debacle of boys and non-binary people wanting to be the Lucia. Of course, there’s only so much you can do in six episodes.

Karin Boye, the aforementioned poet and novelist, serves a great purpose for Ambjörn this season. She shows me a screenshot from an old conversation in which she asked her friends which Swedish historical writers should be studied at Hillerska. Boye ascended to the top of the list. Boye’s book Crisis neatly parallels the romance of Young Royals; protagonist Malin navigates the clash between her religious faith and rising feelings for her female classmate, Siv. It’s that phenomenon when the text you study at school somehow aligns with whatever personal upheaval you’re facing, and it allows Wilhelm and Simon to vocalize their growing compromise and empathy of each other’s challenges as they grapple for control. Everything has come full circle, as fans are now reading Boye’s work thanks to this show, much to the delight of Ambjörn’s friends, the very people she wrote Young Royals for. It’s a manifestation of what they would have wanted to see as teenagers.

One thing Ambjörn is certain of is the cyclical nature of storytelling. The building blocks of story are present in every new interpretation of theme and concept; love stories, the tragedies of the Greek, and Romeo and Juliet come to her mind, but the good stuff comes when you reinvent those tropes. “Use the tension, use the setup, but then just twist it,” she says. She spoke with Julie Andem, the creator of Norway’s SKAM, who told Ambjörn that SKAM has some of the most typical stories ever. What people identify with is the universality of stories, not necessarily the specifics. “We’ve told stories for like 10,000 years,” Ambjörn says, “We’re not going to come up with something that no one has ever thought about.”

What Edvin’s most grateful for about working with Omar is that they have so much fun working together. “We laugh a lot and we still challenge each other which is good. It’s a good combo.” No matter where they are, Omar enjoys the good vibes of the cast, whether they’re “on set at the little castle,” or at lunch where they all hang out and eat together. Halfway through production on this season, the cast and crew celebrated the midway point with a big party. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many people dance in such different ways. That was a lot of fun,” Edvin says. Omar wracks his brain, “Was I there?” (Edvin: “You were definitely there.”) “Was I?” (Edvin: “Yeah.”) They volley for a moment until Omar admits, “Oh my gosh, I’m— It’s blocked out.” Edvin has the last laugh: “Like I said, we had a lot of fun.”

The final words on everyone’s lips will likely be “Wilmon Endgame” — will things work out between the characters or will the show take a more real world scenario approach, eschewing the happy ending? “One doesn’t exclude the other,” Edvin says. “There's got to be a middle way, there always is, like it's all about compromise. And I think that's what the end of season two is describing, because for the first time for Wilhelm's part, he sees things from a different perspective. He takes in both Simon's perspective, his own perspective and the whole world because he's the first royal to ever come out as queer, but also his family's perspective … that opens up for a middle way. It doesn't mean that it's certain that it will work. But you know…”

Omar weighs in: “Simon gets Wilhelm's side of everything, like right at the end, he says, ‘I love you,’ because he knows what's going to happen if he doesn’t compromise and accept Wilhelm's side of the whole thing. Because if he does what only he wants, then his family is going to get in trouble. Wilhelm's family is going to get in trouble. August is going to get some really spicy things to say about everything, you know what I mean? So he understood the whole situation, and then they kind of matched at the end.” Edvin deliberates: “I guess we’re both hopeful and realistic. Boring answer?” He laughs.

The future is bright and the vibes are good for the two leads of Young Royals. Edvin just wrapped a feature film, is looking forward to some future projects in the coming months, and has one tease: “In the meantime, I’ll see if I can develop some of my own ideas that I have. So we’ll see what happens.” For Omar, more music is on the way, as well as “the first movie ever,” he pauses before completing his sentence, “that I’ve been a part of.” Edvin chimes in: “Just the first movie ever,” he laughs. “We're looking for that self-growth vibe, you know, explore different things.”

In the end, Wilhelm makes good on his duty as Crown Prince, and gives his speech at the Jubilee, with some amendments, admitting that he was in fact the person in the sex video with Simon. “It’s such a powerful moment where Wilhelm for the first time this season is completely honest, in contrast to Simon who is better at being honest,” Edvin says. Omar thinks that Simon’s heart dropped to the floor when Wilhelm made his speech. “He didn’t see that coming, and he realizes that ‘damn, he loves me,’ you know what I mean?” Omar says.

Wilhelm doesn’t say too much. It’s understated; he stares down the lens, the faintest curl of a smile forming. “We were so scared of making that seem like too much and too obvious, because it's truly about him,” Edvin says. “It symbolizes him following protocols saying what he's supposed to be saying and then him just going into a different direction and being completely honest.” Edvin then turns the tables on me. “What did you think, that final look, what do you think it means?” Wilhelm thrives at the point of no return. Throw the consequences at him, he’s ready.

These two characters are so tuned in, alert to everything, and achingly so. What Karin Boye’s “Of Course It Hurts” poem says about the closing moments is just how much of a turning point this is. “Of course it hurts when buds burst, pain for that which grows, and for that which envelops,” Boye writes. With the world watching, the monarchy on the brink, there’s an assuredness between them. Something must be broken for it to be rebuilt stronger. The bud breaks and then it blooms. This is a season where they exist in that pain. It hurts to let in the “new.” It hurts to be open to change, to other perspectives. It’s taken them time. But it’s in a flower’s nature to bloom.

Wilhelm’s confession will have repercussions. But Boye closes out her poem at “the point of agony,” where all seems hopeless. Beauty emanates from the buds, now open, “forgetting that they were afraid of the new, forgetting that they were fearful of the journey.” As The Irrepressibles's "The Most Beautiful Boy" scores the final scene, the pair exchange a smile, “feeling for a second their greatest security, resting in the trust that creates the world.” Or, for Wilhelm and Simon, the trust in each other. Edvin summarizes the intent behind the closing shot: “Bring it on.”

Maybe someone has already posted this but here's an article with Omar and Edvin.

[guaxinimraccoon]

Toby and Brad lore gives me life, any other random little things you could add about them? I am a sponge for that kind of stuff and I absolutely ADORE ur boyes :}

OH THAT’S SO LOVELY they also adore you, anon! Thank you so much for the support! 

And they are all about random little things!

For example, Tobias can get very bored when he is home alone, so it is normal for him to hide in Brad's pockets or backpack and stick to him as he goes on his daily life. That’s how he started to have a crush on one of Brad’s friends!  

But when they're at home, they usually watch movies together or play something together. Tobias is surprisingly good at handling a control bigger than him, after he got used to it he has beaten Brad most of the time. 

They also like to just chat sometimes, it's amazing how they always have something to say! They even sing together, Brad plays many instruments but his favourite it’s his humble and simple guitar 

But one of the cutest things about them is that after Brad met Tobias and learned about the existence of imps and fairies (yes, we also have fairies in Euphoria!) they started to walk through the forest next to Brad's house (the same forest where the Colony is), looking for imps or fairies who may need help with animals or even hunters. They are like g/t superheroes, even borrowers have already been helped by them! 

Of course, it is quite normal that the smols won’t react very well to a huge human, even if he is only trying to help them. The mere fact that Brad knows about their existence is already frightening, so throughout Euphoria, Brad goes through several “first meetings” and Tobias helps him a lot with the diplomacy stuff. 

Well at least when he is not pissed by the lack of cooperation from some imps and fairies who are very afraid of Brad. He just doesn't understand why they are so afraid of his friend that for him is one of the most kind and friendly person in the world. 

In the end, Tobias has a tendency to lose his temper (even though he himself was very suspicious over Brad, he’s a small hypocrite)

[shoyodon]

Hello! Can I ask headcanons about being Inarizaki manager?

𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐤𝐢 𝐇𝐂

Warnings: None!

A/N: Sorry its kind of long 🥺 I love writing for my Inarizaki boyes pls send more Inarizaki reqs i’ll melt 🥺🥺

You had started managing the team as a first year so you joined when the Miyas joined as well

Over the first year you were able to click really well with everyone despite being quite timid the first couple of months, which helped you a lot as a second year.

You learned everyone's habits, how to help them deal with wins and losses, what roles they play in the giant machine that is Inarizaki VB club, and you even learned the most insignificant little things about them that they didn’t think anyone would pick up on like Sunas habit of fiddling his thumbs when he's nervous or that Kita would pick up the same energy bar from the same convenience store every other day

You ended up getting really close with all the boys, they’d all walk with you in the direction of your home after practice then break off as they got closer to their own homes, but they'd take turns daily in making sure that at least one of the boys walked you all the way to your doorstep and wished you a goodnight

Since you had the final class of the day with the Miyas, whenever there wasn't practice they’d be sure to walk you home, but of course the rest of the boys would message the group chat asking if you made it safely or if Atsumu had gotten you and Osamu killed on the way somehow

These boys? The biggest simps for you

They truly believe you are a goddess and they are grateful to bask in the light you shed upon their club

You take care of them each individually, making sure they are doing well physically and mentally

You've learned how to take care of a lot of injuries 

Especially because the Miyas don't know when to stop so bloody noses and scratches and sometimes mild concussions are something you needed to learn how to deal with quickly

You've brought them meals when they forgot theirs and supply afternoon snacks and have learned how to accommodate for everyone's vastly different personalities

They appreciate it more than they could express in words but the small gestures they do for you go a long way

N e wayz

Let's talk about how unbelievably protective they are of you

Again, you are the sweetheart of Inarizaki High

You're pretty, kind, and smart, so naturally you get a generous amount of confessions

The amount of times you've heard “Is this guy/girl bothering you?” while feeling a very hostile presence behind you is astounding

A lot of people know that the VB club members are basically your big brothers, so it puts a lot of people off when they think of confessing to you out of fear they’d get beat up by 10 burly guys 

At least one of them seems to be near you at all times during school, just in case.

It's not like they all agreed to look over you, it's kind of an unspoken agreement to make sure no one lays a hand on your pretty head

Despite these boys basically taking the role of your big brothers Atsumu is still Atsumu and he will flirt with you any chance he can get

Definitely calls you babe in the hallways 

All of the boys compliment you, ranging from a “Damn Y/n I didn’t think you could look any better today” from Atsumu to a “you look nice today” from Suna 

Suna complimented, you soak it up, he also simps for you, you take such good care of him how could he not 🥺

Family outings to the mall or just getting on the train and seeing where it takes you definitely happen every month 

A mandatory sleepover at Kitas monthly as well

Kita: “Why does it have to be at MY place?” 

Y/n: “Kita 🥺 please 🥺”

Kita: “Okay I'll buy drinks what do you guys want”

Another pro? No one will dare to pick on you or even shoot you a dirty look

The twins have definitely offered to jump people for you

They also form an impenetrable circle around you while walking through the halls for competitions and god forbid the rival schools team members flirt with you, it only fuels them to beat them with a score that's EMBARRASSING for the other team.

Basically they adore you 🥺❤️

[beerecordings]

Oh my god, Bee. You would *love* Ranboo. He only started as a content creator a year ago (his first stream ever was September 2020), and he's exploded in popularity since day 1. He's just like Seán in that he's humble and gives back to people in need while also being an incredibly creative and entertaining person. His latest (and second ever) charity stream raised over $325,000 for Charity: Water, and I'm pretty sure his stream for the Trevor Project back in February raised over $100,000 at the very least.

Not only that, but he's also hit the Nostalgia Points™️ for me as an former JSE fan for all the familiar games he's played. From Undertale/Deltarune, to Oxenfree, to Stories Untold, to Observation and more, watching him play those series felt like coming home again. His playthroughs of them are different compared to Seán's (as anyone's would), but the experience watching him is so comforting and familiar, especially when it comes to those games.

That doesn't even begin to mention how funny he is. He encapsulates Gen Z humor and has built up a bunch of inside jokes with his chat that allows him to connect and joke around with them (e.g. the Arby's button he mentions in today's stream). He's self-aware and his delivery is impeccable. His use of sarcasm works so well.

He's also incredibly creative. He's roleplayed a bunch of characters (mostly goofy one-offs ala the Power Hours), as well as developed interesting, thought-provoking, and angsty plot lines in Minecraft with his friends. He and his friends are a bunch of genuine, down-to-earth content creators that all love what they do, and we watched those friendships develop live over the past year through the Minecraft server they play and roleplay on together.

Overall, he's a brilliant content creator, and one of my favorite people to watch recently. Today's stream was a mash-up of my newest and previous special interests, and I'm glad they all sounded like they had a bunch of fun.

-River

ooooh maybe I need to check more of his stuff out if he gets such stunning reviews!! is there a good place to start? I haven't really had any interest in these Minecrafte Boyes (TM) i keep seeing everywhere but if he plays other stuff like that i might be interested. and I do want to hear that Arby's button..... thanks River!!

[marvelandponder]

How I love long analysis, let me count the ways!

Commentaries as you read are very fun. And awww, yay, I'm so excited that you'll want a physical copy! (Inside baseball: I have a prototype/"proof" copy of it currently; definitely has margins you can write in :D).

LOVE seeing thoughts on the title-card! Bevin is super thoughtful about how she frames a shot, what she includes, including a deeper meaning, so keeping your eyes peeled is a solid idea. Depending on where you are, the answer could be spoilers actually, as far as my own interpretation of this title-card goes. Also, yeah, that skyline still impresses the hell out of me!

It's an interesting line of questioning: would Sunset even be happy just following whatever her other self was doing?

Too brisk to risk on long distances, time to frisk the disc whisking up top 40 hits!

"Oh okay I see how it is. You have this description both about Sunset but ALSO about Solstice and Celestia." Why yes! I did do that on purpose! We love a good parallel, don't we? :D

"HE’S DRESSED LIKE THAT IN THIS WEATHER? THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING SHADOWY SHADY GOING ON." The only people to trust less than Solstice here are those who wear shorts during the winter (::eyes RD's entire soccer team::)

"Zero defense indeed. Get ready for a knockout. Sometimes you just gotta give up and let Red Eyes Black Dragon Sombra’s gonna blast away your life points." ::makes laser noises with mouth::

"Flash is slowly becoming one of the Rainbooms." Put him in, coach, he wants it so bad!

"Always nice seeing Twilighting." Always fun to write, too! I love her little rambles, she's such an anxious dork.

Twilight's weapon of choice is knowledge. And a 500-page textbook.

"Amazing. Gloriosa didn't say no backsies or set a time specific to when he could use it sooooo its all good! Loopholes in sibling antics." A man's gotta live, if you ask Timber!

Gender dysphoria in all this has gotta be pretty real for a number of the characters, and it's one thing that wasn't commented on much but I absolutely think would have affected them.

"Evil twins amirite?" Who knows? And even if there was an evil twin, who says our Sunset isn't the evil one? :D

"But also what if she is hotter than you? Maybe she’s been exercising? Twilight sure did date someone who seemed to be exercising. It could be that the other you is hotter to her. That sure would not help the self-confidence." Sunset would've been so mad. haha. She's not quite on Flash's level with a negative self-image, and most of the time I don't think she cares; but she's clearly jealous that Timber got to be with Twilight first and be in better shape than her. Good ol' insecurity, making us feel like we have to stack up!

Sass is a Rainboom specialty.

"Sunset couldn’t have been forced to bond with a better boye." Yayyyy, love for Timber! He deserves it!!

Nothing like a bonding field trip with Timbo!

"Oh and I totally see this as Sunset taking the opportunity to have the smug satisfaction of seeing what happened to Cinch for herself." I bet you anything she took a picture for the r-booms group chat. Twilight was very happy.

"Aww... they better go on a real road trip after this mess is over! It’d make for a great summer vacation. After all he’s done and everything and all I’m sure is going to happen, Timber deserves it." It would, wouldn't it? He does, doesn't he? :D

These two both needed a trip like this. If for no other reason, than to see a real life plane.

"IF NOT MORE?! SHE REALLY EMBRACING THE PRANCE/PRENCH LIFESTYLE TO WORK THERE? Look I know it’s regarded as a fashion capital BUT WHAT ABOUT APPLEJACK???" Good questions indeed! ;D

Aww, yeah, Timber's parents and his magic are definitely topics worth keeping in mind

"Sunset, if you do go flying… avoid Pearson." Let her hear this grave warning. Luckily, they seem to be in their world's equivalent of British Columbia, so I'm guessing she'd be in that very teal airport in Vanhoover if she did.

"Also thinking about this and how likely it is for them to be in schools all over the world. I feel like it would fit their pony counterparts in that, even though they move on to their own personal journeys, they’ll still stay connected to each other." ::nodnodnod::

"literally empathy for Sunset - Empathy for the Devil." Me

"Hey it’s the part! :D" I promise and I deliver!

"Imagine that. All that opportunity and validation and then, a line is drawn. You still don’t have a family. Then you try your best to get what little love you can from the closest thing to a parental figure and then its gone and the opportunity is given to someone who already has a loving family." Sunset loves Princess Twilight like a sister; but she also is deeply and profoundly jealous on a subconscious level. Like a sister.

"I’m also totally picturing Sunset as either a Halo Spartan or a Witcher... or Samus Aran - taken at a young age and trained to be the ultimate warrior. She pretty much was, except the PG version." Have some dialogue from a different story I wrote before EFTD:

Sunset leaned her front hooves on the railing, eyes rising back to the skies. “Kind of, yeah. I want them to know the connection I have to the Princess. There's a whole history it seems like everypony just forgot about. They don't know why Princess Twilight is called her most faithful student." She cleared her throat. “Besides, I think most protégés end up with a title like that. I was her most righteous champion. We… don't really use that anymore.”

"Empathy from the Angel. It’s all a matter of perspective, isn’t it?" It most definitely is! I always love a story title that has multiple meanings or interpretations. That's usually how I know I've found one I wanna go with!

All of the thought on what Nightfall Reach means delights me because there was thought that went into it! This isn't going to make sense geographically now that the characters are based near Vanhoover, but Nightfall Reach is based on West Point. Nightfall happens in the west, reach refers to furthest point! Funny enough, I hadn't told Bevin that until last night - she thought NR was location in MLP canon.

"Okay, so there’s the whole Nightmare Moon war thing, being part of the guard because she thought her mom was, and the thing where she wanted to protect the Princess. Like, there’s some things that don’t feel like they add up here. The whole “mom was a guard” thing itself could be made up." ::smiles in you're onto something::

"Sunset’s hope that, someone out there she didn’t know about was really looking out for her other self, and decided she could do with some discipline. So, what would’ve happened had Celestia not taken her in? Would someone else have?" God, when the analysis is so raw it gives the author feels.

Our girl could be a great leader, no matter she chooses to do it!

"Or maybe she’ll realize that she’s been put in enough situations that need her to be more fit that she should change that." Sunset seems to perpetually realize she wants to get in better shape, but doesn't stick with it. She owns a punching bag now but seems to have fallen off using it regularly in between the Ex Files and Empathy. Maybe someday, with the right motivation

"Its not that she’s not capable, but she doesn’t even want to try, and when she has to try to she shifts the blame and loses confidence." Speaking of, yeah, agreed. I think academically, Sunset's natural aptitude for her studies made her lazy and she seemed to mostly focus in on what she was good at back when she was Celestia's student, not bothering with anything else. We still see her trying to sneak video games instead of studying in one of the EG shorts. I think the same applies in a lot of areas of her life: she's not necessarily comfortable with others seeing her sweat (figuratively and literally)

"Ngl this moment had me anxious for a sec there. And hey! I called it! Chalk one up for Other Marvel!" Hell yeah! I love seeing your predictions come true!

"Really appreciate the inclusion of characters like these, no Other Sunset yet but there’s a certain satisfaction in knowing where these other characters end up. Now where’s the Other Starlight Glimmer?" I love letting other characters make a cameo! Obviously being a huge fan of MLP, I'm always curious what some of these characters would be doing in the human world! Fun fact: I'm pretty sure that instead of Cozy Glow, the juvie tease was about human Starlight. Changed it because hey, that juvie hall is meant to be Tartarus, and Cozy's more associated with that than Starlight.

"Wild how that works. If someone didn’t push her to NR, then she would have just been a delinquent the rest of her life?" Sunset certainly seems to think so.

"Yeeess my boy! Point out those middle paths! And point out where she might be wrong!" YES, Timber, reels her in when she's gone too pessimistic and hard on herself!! Love for Timber never fails to please me!

"Maybe the Right there in Front of Me was for her reflection in Bevin’s art piece at the beginning! In the mirror! It’s just her that’s in front of her. She’s standing in her own way." Sunset IS her own worst enemy!

Timber Brambleton Spruce, such a deer :D (That's an awesome connection back to Bramble that I hadn't even thought of!)

"It’s okay Twilight! I thought the same thing!" It's kind of funny that Sunset, as pessimistic as some of her ideas for herself are, never thought once that the other her could be dead. Shows you the difference between Twilight's anxiety and Sunset's self-depreciation.

RE: statue "Omg what. WHAT. I... I don’t... I can’t....what" I've promised myself and Bevin to never explain that one. Enjoy! XD

"What he is now, and what he will be in the future, are two things that can indicate again that this could be very different from the other universe, or the future can be very different from what the current path looks like." ::blasts What My Cutie Mark is Telling Me::

"Flash can be referred to as Junior. hehehe" He can and he hates it :D Sunset teases him about if she's mad at him. Fun fact, though, Twilight could also be referred to as a Junior because of her mom. She's fine with that!

"But waiiiiit... Sunset was an orphan, she might not have even known her parents, who would have even given her the name Sunset Shimmer? *Checks bonus features* Okay so we’ll never know anyway, dangit." Now I didn't say that. ;)

"All these pieces being connected and coming together into something amazing. Of course, there’s so many chapters left so uh, gonna be a while with plenty of more conflict before we reach that." We've got a lot of story left! A final fun fact for this post: Going by wordcount alone, the mid point of the story comes in chapter 10 :D Technically, we're not even halfway done!

So excited to hear you're thoughts on chapters in the latter half of the story. The rest of the ride awaits...

Empathy for the Devil Commentary - Chapter 8

Alright so this is more of a commentary than a re-read? I mean I AM re-reading the chapter, I just haven’t read the rest of the story yet sooooo yeah. Might do a full story re-read later (probably the physical copy, although I might need two so I can just totally write directly in one BUT that’s the same story for another day…)

Keep reading

[that-gt-and-vore-stuffs]

A Glass of Root-beer to Quench Your Thirst

Ok so this isn’t the story I’ve been teasing but it’s something to hold y’all over till then! For now, have some boyes being dumbasses and one of em doing a nom. More to come hopefully and sorry for disappearing! I’m still here I swear!

This was also a bit of a Colab with @thefanciestborrower so have the beautiful arts by them for the story!! (which will be under the cut)

As always, Vore under the cut :)

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Air rushed in and out, burning the dry surface of his throat as his legs pumped underneath him to propel his small form across the blazing rooftop. Fuck. Nonono. This- this was bad. Bad bad bad. This was NOT what he intended to happen on his one trip to Manhattan. His single trip to Manhattan. Now this was happening. He skidded to a stop, turning to rush behind a crate. Dear-

-clink-

“Heheheheheh. Heya Spotty. Miss me~?”

Oh good god….

Soon the glass moved, sending him tumbling to the bottom as the world moved to drop out underneath him. Sweet mother of-! His eyes remained trained on the ground underneath him as it fell further further down through the paint stained glass of the cup. Then they snapped up. Up to stare through the cloudy walls of the stolen cup at the smug face of none other than Jack Kelly.

“Aw. Why the long face, Spot? Something wrong~?” Jack cooed, licking over his teeth as he stared down the rather scared looking Spot. Heh. Imagine that. Spot Conlon, the most feared Newsie in New York, scared of him. He grinned, dragging his tongue up the outside of the cup and drinking in the fear radiating off the tiny boy inside.

Spot gulped watching as the long wet muscle was pulled up the wall of the glass, leaving a trail of saliva in its wake. Ohhhh no. This was even worse. He scrambled to his feet against the side of the glass, trying not to show the instinctual fear in his eyes. Just as he found his balance in the slippery terrain though his world shifted again, sending him tumbling into the palm that moved to crush him in the fist of the boy he held their petty rivalry with.

“Well well well. Look what we’s got here,” Jack started, a thick drop of saliva already dripping from his lips to his chin. “A little stain thinkin’ he can get away that easily. Oh but how wrong he is~” His voice as smooth as the smirk that spreads across his face, revealing the pearly white fangs that sat in his jaws, he locked his eyes on the poor tiny.

“I’m gonna keep this brief seeing as I’s tired as all hell and in need of a nap. I, however, cannot do that with my belly as empty as it is. So, You’s is gonna help me wit’ that, and no it ain’t a choice. Now before you say anything please consider-“ Jack stopped his speaking to grin wider for a second, dragging his tongue this time straight up Spot’s front. He pulled it away, proud of the spit soaked boy in his fist. “There. Can’t argue with that can you? Nah, didn’t think so~” he said, not giving Spot time to speak.

Spot wasn’t given any time to respond at all. Not before he was thrown into Jack’s maw, his yelp cut off by the snapping of Kelly’s teeth. Trapping him in. No….nonono. He wanted to deny that this was real. Tell himself it couldn’t be right. However he knew it was true. It was all too real as he was licked over and soaked to the bone in warm, sticky, thick saliva. Gross. But that was really the least of his worries.

Especially when it all began to shift back…..

Jack’s smirk stood strong as he licked over the boy in his mouth. His fizzy root beer flavor exploded across his tongue and down his throat. Oh boy that was good. So so good. His stomach growled at him, urging him on. It wasn’t like he could say no so he closed his eyes and began to tilt his head further back back back until-

Ulp~

Down went the squirmy lump in his throat.

Spot screamed. Not a high pitch one. But one that showed his anger. His fear. Showed it all as he was sucked down into the tight pathway of Jack’s throat. And from there? It was only a minute or two before he slipped into the empty and churning room of Jack’s stomach, his arrival being met with a pleased gurgle. Oh no….

A pleased sigh sounded from Jack as he felt the small body slip into his belly, the organ giving a pleased rumble under his hand as it settled around his filling meal. His meal that began to squirm within his first minute being a meal. He lowered himself down to his makeshift bed that he slept on the nights that came after days that the sun scorched down from the sky above. His smile sat on his face still as he settled down, patting his belly and the squirmy boy inside.

“Mmm….ey. Thanks fer this, Spotty. I really….mm….needed this pick me up~” He cooed, ignoring the yelling from inside as his eyes began to droop. Sleep pulled hard at him as he found himself in a comfortable position, a comfortable temperature, full of a squirmy meal, and sleepy from staying up so late the night before. Within mere minutes he had passed out,

Leaving poor Spot all alone….

— — — — — — — — — —

“Jack? Spot?” Race called, peeking his head over the edge of the roof from the fire escape. As the sun set he swung himself onto the roof and walked over to the sleeping form laying all sprawled out on the rooftop under the sun’s merciless rays. Jack seemed just fine though. He seemed more than fine….

“Jack? Jack, what did you do?” He asked, kicking the boy’s arm. Nothing. He tried again. Nothing. He tried a third time, this time hearing Jack’s stomach give a little gurgle as the boy tried to snuggle back down. Now his little tummy was obvious. His stomach was so….full- oh god.

“Really? Really Jack??” He asked, narrowing his eyes at the sleeping boy. “You just had to go and eat Spot?”

Nothing.

“Hhhh fine. Be like that.” Race turned around, walking towards the fire escape. He had things to do, after all. He had to track down Davey and have a little….chat with him…..

And who knew how long that was gonna take.

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oohoohoo 😏 maybe a small drabble for any member of b.a.p ?👀👀 can't ever miss the chance to get a juicy good story on the boyes 😫

Ohhh anon, you’re my favourite suddenly. I miss B.A.P so much and since my ult is Daehyun and I haven’t written him in a while, let’s go with him!

Pairing: Jung Daehyun x reader

Word count: 385

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Daehyun watched as you stepped into the room apprehensively, giving him a questionable look. Puffing out a little bit of air, he shrugged. “You look alright.”

More than alright, he inwardly heaved and licked at his lips in attempts to settle the sudden burst of nerves he felt. He knew you would pick up on his emotions if he started to giggle and so he clamped his lips together, trying to smile the best he could at you.

“Just alright?” you echoed, seemingly disappointed. Glancing down at your plum dress and then back at his face, you sighed. “Daehyun, I need to look more than just alright for this date.”

“Sure, of course.”

“I thought I looked good,” you lamented and Daehyun clamped his eyes shut. He had hurt you in the process of his heart breaking.

“You do, I’m sure the guy will like it.”

“Really?” Your tone changed and a smile crossed your perfectly made-up face. 

God, just stop it, he pleaded, looking towards the front door in hopes you would dash out it now. Daehyun couldn’t take it much longer.

He wanted you to be his date, not someone else’s. 

“I’ll see you later then. Don’t wait up for me,” you fare-welled, collecting your purse from the stand by the door. Once you were gone, Daehyun let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding.

“I’ll wait, I always do,” he murmured, gripping onto the back of the couch for support. 

You returned a moment later, fervently staring at Daehyun. He blinked as you threw your purse down and crossed towards him. “Not even this works?!”

“Huh?”

“I don’t have a date,” you admitted and Daehyun frowned. “I was hoping you would stop me from going.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s clear you like me back too.”

Daehyun laughed with relief. “You pulled such a cruel stunt on me just now.”

“And you told me I looked only alright.”

“I couldn’t tell you that you looked beautiful, now could I?”

You smiled, smoothing your hands over his chest as you stepped in closer. “I really hope you will from now on. I hope you tell me everything you think.”

“I’m underdressed and have to go change.”

“Hm?”

Daehyun grinned. “I need to take you out on a date when you look this amazing.”

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My ask box is open for this week’s Chelle Chats!

[xhanisai]

I really love the Dark Adrien AU!! For Dark Adrien Au, what are Plagg thoughts of Marinette and what is his interactions with her? And the same goes with Adrien and Tikki.

Heyo there! I’m super glad to hear that you’re loving it~ It’s been a while since I got an ask specifically for this AU. 

Plagg

He absolutely adores Marinette. He claims that it’s because of the unlimited amount of cheese pastries and warmth in her house but he can’t help but love her as much as he loves Adrien. He’d sometimes joke about how she’d make a great Chat Noir because of how cunning and sneaky she can be whilst Adrien’s Pretty Boyness would suit Ladybug (insert a warning “Hey!” from Adrien here).

Plagg loves to plop down on Marinette’s head whilst she’s working, napping there, purring at times which relaxes the girl. He knows how territorial Adrien can get, getting the blonde all jealous and riled up when Marinette gives him affection or fusses over him. 

Just imagine Marinette cooing and stroking Plagg’s ears, oblivious to Plagg’s shit eating grin and Adrien’s death stare. This always results in Adrien shoving the God away and thoroughly kiss Marinette to keep her mind off of Plagg, making the tiny being cackle.

Tikki

She’s adopted Adrien. Pretty much claimed him as her baby bug and would do anything to protect him. This embarrasses Adrien but at the same time he warms up at the motherly affection the tiny God gives him. She’s always giving him advice, cooling his hotheadedness down and makes him feel safe. 

Tikki encourages Adrien to gush about Marinette, finding it adorable when he lets out his inner boy out. She also comments with how he’d make a fantastic Ladybug too because he’s got some good brains- sometimes. 

She likes nuzzling his cheek, giving his forehead a kiss which makes Marinette melt at the sight. Adrien deserves all the love he can get after all!

Thank you for the ask anon!

[axther]

For CH/JJBA Basic info: straight female, 5'4, Scorpio! If it matters my mbdi is debater, which I think is accurate. I'm a bit curvy/soft and I have really long wavy hair and glasses. Now for fun stuff! I'm a split between being very hyperactive (almost like a puppy lmao) or very quiet (not shy, but more indifferent. I've been told I'm intimidating) I'm into polyrelationships so the more boys the merrier. I like hiking and sports when I'm with people but don't do it by myself cause it's boring. 1

HERE’S UR FOOD QUEEN. also tumblr got me fucked up w no CH gifs :(

Cute Earth High Defense Club Love (Season One) V1

#1 is…Atsushi! 

He’s the most normal out of all the characters, to be honest

When he sees you, it’s nothing spectacularity radiant, per se

There’s a pretty girl in his school! cool! 

The strangest part is that it’s an all-boys school, so naturally, he’s confused

Through a series of plot shenanigans, you’re there as an exchange student

And he’s been told he has to help you get settled!! 

He introduces you to the Earth Defense Club, and slowly you two grow acclimated with each other 

While you’re friendly to everyone else, there’s something different between you and him 

It’s chemistry, and even Ryuu wouldn’t dare poke it 

One afternoon, someone asks you out via love letter, all the extra stuff

And you turn them down as politely as you can 

But thanks to the indifference, the boy gets offended 

He turns into a letter-shaped monster, and the Battle Lovers have to step in 

Atsushi is both appalled and terrified 

Did the monster hurt you??

Why did the monster appear around you? 

Was it something to do with you? 

He spends half of the battle just covering you 

And once the monster starts spewing slander, Atsushi is having none of it.

Whatever the monster says, Atsushi refutes, defending you until the rest of the battle is at a standstill and he’s just bickering with the monster. 

Eventually, Atsushi practically makes the monster choke on respect women juice, and on behalf of the passed out student, Atsushi begins apologising non-stop to you

You’re confused as hell 

The internet-famous Battle Lovers know you??

All you can see is the blurred out faces, and the blue one, the self-declared Piercing Prince, Epinard, seems to be constantly hanging over you 

And honestly 

He’s a cutie 

This results in a sailor moon-esque situation 

Where you have a crush on Epinard, Atsushi has a crush on you, and he’s miserable upon realising what he’s done 

Does he reveal that he’s Epinard???

Honestly, probably not on purpose  

I can absolutely see them talking about it and he’s like ‘do i always have to yell out im Epindard’ and he turns and sees you 

And you’re like ‘????? excuse me???’ 

Which results in more shenanigans 

#2 is…Yumoto! 

babey boye 

He falls for the flirting every time 

He reciprocates as best as he can, but for the most part, it’s just him being soft 

He hugs you so much omfg 

It gives Wombat a break, and though you don’t know he’s a talking wombat, he’s all for you being there 

What’s interesting is that he’s telling everyone he’s gonna marry you

And since most of the ppl in the school are bros, no one’s told you 

Which gets awkward 

Because he’s 200% told you that he loves you 

But you take it as ‘:D! I love platonic love between my Friends! :D!’ 

So it becomes a Situation that everyone gets second-hand embarrassment from 

Yumoto has told his brother that he’s gonna marry you and you’d be the bathhouse’s Okami 

But you’re thrown for a loop when Gora asks you when you and Yumoto started dating 

And you’re like ‘??????’ 

This results in a brief but stern conversation between Gora and Yumoto 

And Yumoto feels guilty, of course

But you’re so sweet! And you flirt with him!! Doesn’t that mean you like him??

It’s a bit of a wakeup call, but he’s still only got two brain cells

You gotta cut him some slack 

For about a day, he chills out, though he’s melancholy 

After that he’s back to being oblivious and sweet 

#3 is…Kinshiro! 

Did someone say ‘emotionally constipated teenager who’s in a rivalry with his childhood best friend for the girl they like but he has no idea how to approach her due to the fact stated above (he is emotionally constipated)’???

no????

Ok that’s valid

But you want a polyamorous relationship???

He and Atsushi are gonna be your best bet. 

This boye is completely lost when it comes to wooing you 

He thinks you’re graceful in a quiet sense

And while you’re a flirt and a meme lord, you’re also yourself 

Ibushi notices almost off the bat 

And he’s like ‘my guy, my dude...my cousin??? Fr???’ 

Kinshiro is crazy confused and embarrassed 

He’s always considered himself to have tunnel vision

But then you pass by and he gets a whiff of your shampoo and 

Oh no 

he gets kinda lightheaded and blushy but wipes it away fast 

Whenever you pop by to say hi to Ibushi he completely freezes 

Like he just stops moving altogether

 It’s something you, Ibushi, and Akoya have noticed 

Y’all exchange glances every time he freezes while sipping tea 

The MOMENT he realises you like Epinard he gets lowkey pissed

 Do you seriously like that barbaric, stupid Battle Lover??

He’s like ‘I’m elite, graceful, rich. I’m the better choice :(‘ 

Make him drink just a bit of respect women juice 

But he’ll be very, very soft for you

And after he finds out about Atsushi being Epinard and Atsushi likes you?? 

Well, it’s two birds with one stone 

He’ll do his best to hint that he likes you, but Akoya and Ibushi have to help him along 

Especially Ibushi, since he’s your cousin 

Get ready for a flood of thoughtful but expensive gifts

Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure V2 

(Note: If you want a poly relationship, all three of these lads have convenient best friends...👀)

#1 is…Josuke!! 

Mans is a himbo (refer to chat) 

Sure he’s got like, one brain cell, but it’s dedicated to you!! 

He’s a bit of a flirt, too, so be ready to fend off the fangirls 

Since fangirls in the 90’s were chiller than ones in, say, the 80’s, they mostly respect that he’s got a girlfriend 

But the moment one of them tries to hurt a hair on your head, it’s game over 

Now

The thing about it is that you get shy 

But your shy is looking scary as hell 

So all they see is a glare that would make the devil run, and they bail 

Josuke relates to your fear of bugs!!

He’s not fond of turtles, so you guys can have each other’s back!! 

If you want to draw him something, he can and will frame it in the best frame he can convince Joseph to buy 

Is it gold foil?? Maybe 

Before y’all get together, he pines like no other 

He’ll start frequenting places you go to just because he wants to see you

And he doesn’t think it’s creepy but gets worried that you will 

But he thinks you’re incredible 

It’s something makes him short circuit a bit 

You: :) 

Josuke: Now Playing: Beautiful Girl (Alternate Version) [Tempo Track] - Jimmie Thompson, Gene Kelly & Lennie Hayton (Singin’ In The Rain) (1952) 

#2 is…Johnny!

Southern boye drank his respect women juice after he got shot 

And once he sees you???

He CHUGS it 

First off this is like the late 1880’s so anyone who bathes is probably stellar 

So he, too, has the Joestar Blessing of having Beautiful Girl play on repeat 

But as soon as you start flirting???

He’s GONE 

I mean this in the most literal sense 

He’s a good Christian boye (theoretically) 

So once you talk about dating him he flushes bright red

He’s aware that you’re just flirting, but oh hmmm 

He starts crushing fast 

Plus if you don’t judge him or think he’s weaker for being in a wheelchair? 

Give him a second he’s trying to find a ring 

He might be in a wheelchair but he’s in no way inadequate, if you get what I mean 👀

(who am I kidding, of course you do) 

Considering that memes weren’t much of the thing in the 1800’s if you find some, he probably wouldn’t understand them 

But he does enjoy when you play the piano 

But let’s say there’s a stand attack

And you just bust out knives??? 

instant boner 

#3 is… Joseph!

Flirt, but times two 

Y’all make anyone blush 

No one’s safe 

And with each other??

It can get foul, fast 

Does Lisa Lisa step in?? 

No, not really 

She’s not gonna interfere at Joseph’s chances of getting laid 

Plus she approves so!! 

Catch him trying to flex while you’re around 

Be it him trying to beat Cesar’s ass (and failing) or literally flexing, he wants to impress you 

And while he knows that you’re a flirt for the sake of being one, he also gets a bit nervous when you flirt with others

Especially if he hasn’t confessed, actually confessed, yet

Plus, he’s got a special arm 👀

Y’all know what’s up 

@matchupdomain @peeshposheddie

[where-is-francis]

Headcanons For Texting Peter Parker

Rules of My Blog

Pronouns: Not Specified (Female Aligned Readers DNI)

Prompt: Just some headcanons for texting the dork

Request: Nobody asked for this but ehhhh.

A/N: I’m really weird and I’m always interested in how people text, cause everybody has a different style. And also I’m Big Trash for Peter Parker so why not.

You guys love to annoy each other throughout the day

He likes to send actual snaps more than regular texts

Most of his snaps are him making stupid faces, occasionally with text on them to carry the conversation

It goes back and forth for a couple of hours

He holds the #1 best friend spot in your friends list

The boy is also surprisingly good at keeping up streaks, considering he’s always busy???

Most of the streaks he sends are of the view while he’s out patrolling

Such beautiful sunsets

Damn, the boy’s a good photographer

Not to mention like the biggest dork ever

“When they laugh at your science puns:” *cue a snap of him with a bunch of heart emojis around, like the wholesome memey boye he is*

You never use bitmojis unless they’re the really weird ones [EX: the one of you laying in bed with the dancing hot dog looming over you, the “believe in yourself” Bigfoot one, etc.]

But he uses emojis a lot. A lot.

Which prompts you to tease him

The group chat

Dear lord

The group’s name is constantly changing

Like a really bad game of telephone, the name gets more and more obscure each time

Some of the famous names:

“All of my favorite drug dealers in one group chat” (courtesy of you)

(Of course Peter flipped his shit and changed it in case May saw)

“Church Friends™️” (courtesy of Ned)

Weird contact names as well

Ned is The Holy One

MJ is Dr. Despacito

Pete’s changes the most often but it’s usually vine related (except for when he was Dorito King for a solid 3 months)

Ned’s favorite memes: the deep fried ones

MJ hoards reaction images

Peter is a Wholesome Boye™️

You specialize in cursed images

At one point Betty got added to the chat (? Still no idea how that happened) but she left after the spam of “Isaac Newton invented gravity”

That’s a whole other story

Peter left but got added back in

Multiple times

MJ is usually the one tagging the group in memes from meme pages

THE STUPID VIDEOS YOU SEND ON THE CHAT

“So, guess who was trying to make macaroni and dissociated for half a second and poured a bunch of water on the floor.” - you

“Have you guys seen that vine where—”

You and Peter screenshot/record basically everything

He sends you something (with him making a dumb face) and it immediately goes into your camera roll

Or the “blackmail folder”, as he calls it

He either replies in .3 seconds or 3 hours, and there’s no in between although it’s typically the first

When he’s been busy, his favorite thing to do is check what you sent him when he’s about ready to crash for the night

Your name in his contacts is something stupid that has to do with an inside joke

Not to mention the smile that instantly crosses his face whenever a banner with “[nickname] is typing...” pops up

Doesn’t matter how preoccupied he is, he always sends a quick “goodnight” before going to bed

And, of course, you feel like that’s the best way to end any night

(Ok I actually really like how this turned out. Feel free to send in requests if you want!!)

[kae-karo]

ii Houston

• dan's KNEES

• dan pointed. at me. he threw the hair at me. we made eye contact.

• when phil wasnt talking he would rub his right hand like...on itself?

• dan likes to stand with his weight on one foot and pop his knee out and shift back and forth a lot I love it

• phil couldnt find the box like he ran backstage stage left and then back onstage then off stage right then back on and then off stage left and he was gone for like a full minute and dan thought he got lost

• one of the things in dan's box was a pride flag I stan

• phil kept fixing his quiff it was quality content

• the security guard asked me if dnp had a tv show and then at the intermission he asked me if dnp are this funny in their yt videos he is a Good Dude

• dan was on the wheel phil nearly hit him in the dick twice and dan asked if Phil was trying to remove his penis

• dan was wearing pink boxers

• dan's skinny jeans fit him VERY nicely

• x rated lester had to tell us why brendon urie was bad and basically said he was so beautiful to look at (dan also said it would be literally impossible to convince us he was bad)

• psychic connection category was planets and dan said uranus "because who wouldnt say uranus" and phil said jupiter bc jupiter is a "big boye"

• dan's dream car is a matte black tesla, "saving the environment and absorbing light"

• dan said the heat must make phil dan trash bc phil won all 3 dvps in texas

• during the casual chats dan ordered them both those drinks he mentioned in his insta story and they drank them whilst answering questions (dan said the drink was too sweet)

• discussion of change, as always, and dan brought up phil's quiff and said he can barely remember what phil looks like with the fringe bc the quiff just looks so much better aka dan wanted an excuse to publicly compliment his bf and phil looked SO PLEASED at all the cheering

• half the time dan's standing he just puts his hands flat on his thighs and like sort of hunches over a bit idk this just felt important to note

• absolutely no sugar-related sugar land jokes were made and I am unstanning philip michael lester

• literally two minutes after the show ended it started absolutely pouring rain basically texas is crying bc dnp are leaving (big same)

[lovirram]

More HEADCANONS y'all

GIGN

Doc: always has that Tired Dad Look. Type of person who stays up binge reading a book until they pass out. Has a dire need to act parental to the younger operator's, seeing they might be homesick or missing their family's. Eats the weirdest things but never eats where people can see him. Will go on a tangent if someone messes with he equipment or his office. Sleeps like a rock and will only wake up to certain things. Alarms? Nah. Horrible rainstorms? Nope. Someone messing with his equipment or things in his office? Jumps right up to see whats happening.

Twitch: quiet girl but will talk your ears off if you ask or say something that peeks her interest. Actually a good motherly figure, cares dearly for the recruits and the operators near her age or that are even older then her. Coffee does absolutely nothing to her so she drinks it all the time. She also is the type that will bark at you to goto bed because it's late but never goes to bed until everyone else is asleep.

Montagne: always has an awkward face on. Sparks up conversations that make absolutely no sense to anyone else but him. Don't anger him though, you will get a rough talk and be told something you might not want to hear. Eats at the weirdest times, and eats breakfast foods for dinner or whatever is in the fridge at the time. Actually a light sleeper, sleeps alone for the most part or doesn't sleep at all. Coffee is his friend.

Rook: being one of the youngest operator's makes him feel insecure about himself. Actually doesn't like being called kid, but never tells you it bothers him until you notice him pout or make a sad face. Food hog, hides his favorite foods from others because he wants them all to himself. Bring him food and he'll thank you way too much and then be awkward about it. Another person who sleeps like a rock. Don't try to wake him, you'll just get ignored or he'll fall right back to sleep. Only thing that will wake him up is if Bandit shocks him or he gets cold water poured on him. A sleepy boye at the most. Side note, likes Lions presence for some reason but knows not to bother him after a few things Doc told him. He does try to start small talk or he sometimes shows something he found on the internet off to him. Sometimes Lion gets interested but most of the time he ignores or glares at Rook. Doc doesn't understand why he likes it but he doesn't bother them.

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Lion: he got the name Lion from being loud but actually doesn't yell that much. Will be content to be left alone, only likes talking when he feels like it. (This may not make any goddamn sense buT woop) likes Doc's presence but prefers he doesn't talk to him or be relatively close to him, him being the only other person whom he spends time with besides Rook. He likes Rook because he actually learns to not bother him or try and strike up conversations when its not necessary. Lion is actually the one who starts conversations with Rook when he gets bored of being quiet. It might be about how his day was or what he encountered or found on the internet. Rook will just sit there quietly listening and will only interject when Lion is looking for an answer. But everything else is quiet and calm. Lion is nor a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper. Wakes up when something extremely loud happens or when hes shaken by someone.

SAS

Mute: only talks when its convenient to him or at random times talking about random things. Actual garbage child, will eat anything even if its a week past spoil date and never cleans up after himself. Likes to weird out others by just... staring at them. You never know if hes looking or not. Actually, thats just the SAS period minus Sledge. Finds it inconvenient to talk to any other operators besides a select few and the SAS. Always complains that Jäger bothers him too much or that Vigil needs to speak up for once but secretly likes their company (prefers Vigil because he's a quiet boy and Jäger gets too loud when explaining things). Twitch is too chatty and the rest are just too loud. Also, sleeping for him is non existent. The only time he sleeps is when he passes out from exhaustion and he sleeps in the weirdest places, like under desks or on counters or even sometimes standing up. Coffee is his next best friend besides Smoke.

Smoke: moody and always ready to tease you from the smallest slip of your words. Likes to yell because it makes him feel taller, except hes still short but just really screamy. Has the "SAS" stare but looks away when he notices you staring back or looking at him. Always hungry? Nah, he just doesnt eat enough. Eats really small meals or snacks around but engulfs any food thats given to him like he hasn't eaten in days. Prefers to bug operators whom have bad attitudes or are quiet and don't like to be bothered. Teases Mute frequently for being the youngest operator, but gets hit back with being one of the shortest operators. Bickers way too much about eating or random things that piss him off. Prefers company of Mute just because he likes to tease him but really likes to be around Lesion or in the workshop talking to the operators there. Doesn't sleep on a bed, prefers to sleep on the floor, couch, or chairs. People find that odd of him, while he just doesn't care.

Thatcher: one word. Old grandpa. Acts like a parent to recruits and the younger operator's. Prefers to be with his group or chatting with some of the younger operators because it makes him feel cool (cheesy man). Can he get anymore awkward? Yea. Find him staring at random things for a short period of time or him eating god knows what at the crack of dawn. He's perfectly fine being called old man or grandpa but when it starts to become more like an insult he'll get a tad more angry because even if he's the oldest operator doesn't mean people are allowed to make fun of it or use it as an insult. Why is he sleeping on the floor, thats not where you are supposed to sleep. Quite like Smoke but in a better sense that he will sleep anywhere and everywhere. Tables, chairs, the floor. So many times people found him sleeping in odd places. Accent gets thicker when he's tired or angry. Slurred speech and and a more use of British speek.

Sledge: wow hes big and tall and scary but on the inside hes incredibly nice and well behaved. Does the "stare" but keeps eye contact just to freak you out. Really nice though, but quite a brute when it comes to helping someone. Usually just takes the whole job for them, no complaints. Did i mention he likes dogs? No? Well he does. Any type of dog. Loves them all sizes and shapes. Silently gets excited when he hears or see's one or he passes one. Would love to get a dog but some things keep him from doing it. Sleeping for him is like trying to wake a bear out of hibernation. Nothing works on him, just let him wake up on his own. Gets a chuckle out of a few operators when they try to wake him up. Accent gets really really thick when he just wakes up or gets angry. Lots of yelling and death glares from him if you anger em'.

Jesus these took a long while for me to finish, but they are finally done! Hope you guys like them!

[dabidevito]

What's been your best or most exciting moment in this fandom? Either something Dan and Phil did or just like actual inside fandom moment.

all of the content from the spain creator’s summit in 2017 (x) (x) (x) - just like. soft glittery boyes being soft and glittery. and my enjoyment definitely had nothing to do with my slutty, slutty phanthony heart.

and any day there’s a lot of love for fic & especially fic writers on my dash is a good fandom day :’)

it’s chit chat hours

[dwighthouston]

mood

I’m gonna start posting emh facts

Fact: habit sucks toes and he’d 100% be the type to start discourse in the discord chat and then just fucking leave he’s the worst and i somehow still love him

Fact: vinny did nothing wrong and I cherish him so fucking much

Fact: Evan was always kind of an edgey boye habit just cranked it up to eleven (dude carries an emergency machete taped to his car wtf do you expect fjdbvs)

Fact: no one talks about Jeff enough and that’s A Crime™️ he’s a good boy and I missed him so much dhdhgd

[maryseward666]

VOLBEAT's ROB CAGGIANO: 'Are We Gonna Do A Death Metal Record? No.'

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VOLBEAT guitarist Rob Caggiano was interviewed by Oui FM at the French edition of the Download festival on June 18 in Paris. You can now watch the chat below. Asked if fans can ever expect the death metal influence to find its way into VOLBEAT's music, Caggiano said: [VOLBEAT frontman Michael Poulsen] really loves the death metal stuff; he comes from that world. Actually, our bass player, Kaspar [Boye Larsen], as well, I think, comes from that scene." He continued: "I think we all have a lot of different influences, and I think it all comes out in the music. Are we gonna do a death metal record? No. [Laughs] But there might be a flavor of that here and there. I mean, it's part of what you grew up listening to; it's all part of your musical DNA, I guess." Poulsen, who played extreme metal with his first band, DOMINUS, back in the early 90s, recently said that he wouldn't rule out a return to death metal in future. "I do have things at home — I can pick up some few death metal riffs here and there," he told Heavy TV. "I've got so many good friends in the death metal scene, and I've been talking to some of them to one day, when the time is right, sit down and write some old-school death metal. When that's going to happen, I don't know. It will happen; it's just timing is everything." VOLBEAT plans to enter the studio before the end of the year to begin recording its seventh album for a tentative 2019 release. The follow-up to 2016's "Seal The Deal & Let's Boogie" will mark the band's first full-length effort to feature Kaspar Boye Larsen, who joined VOLBEAT too late to appear on the last CD.

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