#junemel

[modocanis]

Passer des semaines, des mois (parfois des années…hem) immergé dans une histoire qu’on écrit est une des meilleures sensations du monde, mais alors recevoir des fanarts en prime ! 🫶🫶🫶

[whirlybirdwhat]

Prompt: ASL give Dadan a father's day card. (She threatens to kill them but she keeps the card)

hehehehe this is late BUT HERE WE GOOOOOO

bear hag tiger bandit dad mom

read on ao3 here

“Hey guys.” Ace started out of nowhere, as he and his brothers laid down, staring at the sky from their usual cliffside spot. “What even… is Dadan.”

A beat of quiet.

“A hag!” Luffy said delightedly, giggling as he rolled over to stare at Ace. “An ugly one! Or even a bear! Oh she’s a bear-hag! A bear-hag-tiger-bandit!” He then gasped dramatically, stars in his eyes. “DO YOU THINK SHE CAN HAVE CLAWS! AND FANGS!”

“No! Idiot!” Sabo thumped Luffy on the head without even moving from his position on his back. “Dadan isn’t a bear. Or a tiger. She is a hag though.” He nodded, as if he had made an excellent, proper point.

Ace groaned at his brothers. “No! I mean what even is she to like… us. Not anybody else.”

“What do you mean?” Sabo rolled over as well to look at Ace, who was staunchly refusing to look at anyone else and whose face was turning a brilliant shade of red.

“I mean… like she kinda watches over us right? Does that make her kinda like a parent?”

Sabo cocked his head to the side, thinking. “I mean… maybe? She does give us food and medicine sometimes.”

“NO! THAT’S NOT DADAN! THAT’S –“ Luffy was quickly cut off by a hit to the head from Sabo.

“The Mystery Doctor isn’t real, Luffy, its just Dadan in a shitty mustache.”

Luffy looked to the side disgruntled. “Hmph.”

“GUYS! Focus!” Ace finally rolled over to face his brothers, so now they were finally all looking at each other. “What is Dadan? A Parent? A Mom?”

“I never had a mom before! Or a dad! Is Dadan a dad? Or a mom?” Luffy chattered, jumping on the possibility.

“Neither have I. That’s why I’m wondering.” Ace ignored the latter half of Luffy’s comment. Sometimes it was better to allow him to ramble than to try to make sense of it all. “Sabo you had parents right? What were they like?”

“Shitty.”

“Well, duh. No shit. What else?” Ace prompted, Luffy finally having quieted about Dadan being a tiger-bear-dad-mom beside him, and both staring attentively at Sabo.

(Because, well. They were children who never really had a home beside each other. Dadan was the closest thing Ace ever got, Luffy never had more than spare moments when the bar wasn’t busy, and both never knew anyone that could have been called dad, or mom, or anything of the sort – no one who stayed that is.

Ace hated his dad, and loved his mom (and hated himself, for all that he did,) and Luffy simply didn’t think he had any parents to feel anything about.

Still, Ace wondered, and things that his brothers wondered about, Luffy wondered about.)

Sabo placed his hand on his chin as if to think better. “Well. If we’re figuring out what Dadan was closest to, my mom was kind of like… Eh. She just cared about appearances and looking pretty and shit like that.”

Luffy and Ace nodded as one. “That’s not Dadan.” Dadan might wear make-up and beads, but she was a mountain bandit who was never really seen by people other than her clan or her victims. She didn’t really care about stuff like that. Even if she did get pissed when they stole the lipstick she kept hidden in her back closet for war paint.

“And she cared about other kids more than me, and didn’t really bother me until I did something she or someone else didn’t like.”

“Definitely not Dadan.” Luffy and Ace nodded again. Dadan didn’t have any other kids and yelled at them all the time. (Though, that may be because they never did anything they were supposed to do. What did she expect? Chores were boring! )

“What about your dad? What was he like?” Ace prompted, tossing out the idea of ‘mom.’

“Shitty. He always yelled at me and called me names. He was mean about it though. Dadan just looks like she’s about to cry.” Sabo finished, still thinking hard. “I mean… my parents aren’t what everyone else says parents are like though? At least for the kids in Edge Town.”

“Yeah… dads are supposed to protect you right? And be big and strong? And leaders?” Ace questioned, bitterness tracing into his voice.

“And moms are suppose to like take care of you and bring you stuff! Like the Mystery Doc-“

“THAT’S JUST DADAN!” Both Ace and Sabo this time hit Luffy’s head, cutting him off.

“She just comes to check on us, then trips up all our traps! It’s not a Mystery Doctor! Just! Dadan!” Ace spit out.

Luffy whined as the three of them quieted, thinking over everything that they had just said.

Then, Sabo spoke the words that would seal Dadan’s fate.

“If Dadan is kind of like a dad…” She protected them, or tried to in her own way, and was the leader of the Dadan bandits. “And kind of like a mom…” She was the Mystery Doctor, as Luffy called it, and checked up on them while cursing them out in all sorts of nasty ways. “Then… is she a mom and a dad? Is that how that works?”

“Well. We only have one of her. She can be both.” Ace decided. Jungle life left no room for society to state who could or could not be what and… well…

Besides. Maybe mom’s were the protectors sometimes and the leaders, and maybe dads were the caretakers. Ace was pretty sure that could happen. Did happen. Roles were stupid anyway. Just do whatever the fuck you wanted. That’s how Ace and his brothers lived, anyway, how everyone should live.

But…

“Why were you really asking Ace?”

Sabo knew him too well.

“Some of the kids in Edgetown were talking about how they were getting their dads’ shit for Father’s Day or something.”

And Ace wanted to know if he should be making something for anyone (or just wallow in the hatred he had for his dad.)

If he had anyone to make something for.

Luffy doesn’t even question why Ace was lurking around Edgetown kids without them, and sits up with stars in his eyes.

“WE NEED TO MAKE A CARD FOR –“

“SHUT UP!!”  Twin fist slammed into a rubber head as Ace and Sabo cut Luffy’s idea off.

“HEY!”

Or maybe…

“Maybe he has a point.” Sabo hummed, thoughtfully, as they had all settled into the ground.

“What?”

“Maybe we should make a card for Dadan.” Sabo rolled out of the way of Ace’s fist. “No! Think about it! We get to tell her thank you for all the shit she tries to do for us and maybe she’ll stop yelling at us so often!”

Luffy and Ace looked at him as if he were an idiot.

Sabo felt vaguely insulted.

“It’d be super funny to see her face when we give it to her too.”

Luffy and Ace looked at him as if he were a genius.

Now, there was only one question left.

“How the fuck do you make a card anyway?”

-

Dadan woke up peacefully that morning, which was an immediate cause for her to reach for her knife under the bed and spring into action.

She never woke up peacefully anymore. Not since those three brats had taken to crashing the hut in the morning. Either something was wrong, or those brats were playing with her.

She was going to get more gray hairs than Garp at this rate.

Fuck.

Quickly, she scanned her room for any oddities, any thing that would tip her off to whatever the fuck was going on this morning.

Dresser. Mirror. Weapons. Window. Card. Window. Wall. Wea- Wait.

Card?

Dadan stepped closer to the piece of folder thick paper, lying on her dresser, and peered at it closely.

Hapy Father’s Day! It read, in the misspelt handwriting of a child who had previously learned to write well then gave up. It was in black ink, fancy looking, with a smear along the exclamation point and drifting off into the side.

Around it was jungle trees in crayon and something that might have passed as Dadan, if not for the lack of face, and the only visual characteristics being orange curls and red beads and sharp teeth and a angry look.

Curious.

Wait.

SHE WAS A WOMAN!

Damn BRATS!

She ignored the tears at the edge of her eyes and opened the card, knife set to the side.

Dear Dadan, the same handwriting as the front said, this time in dark blue, thickly pressed crayon. Hapy Father’s day. Thank you for taking care of us. Beside the note was a scribbled jolly roger, an S surrounded by crossbones as its signature. Besides that was another scribbly orange blob, this time marginally closer to looking like a person.

Beneath that, on the same page, was careful red print, again in crayon. The words were spaced out, as were the letters, as if the writer didn’t particularly know how many letters were in the word and was waiting for someone to tell them. It read Shitty Old Hag. Thank you for taking care of me. You are stupid but you are strong sometimes. Happy Fathers Day. – Ace

Besides that was some suspicious wet spots, hastily wiped away.  Dadan dabbed her own eyes as to not add to them.

Ace’s artistry skills were slightly better than Sabo’s at least. His version of her was most definitely a person, apparently sitting atop of a bear. She laughed at that, a little.

Her eyes skimmed to the next page, where a monstrosity of black and orange was red was scribbled out. She was vaguely sure it was human. Vaguely. It might have been a bear.

The yellow crayon writing had been outlined in careful strokes by someone clearly not the original writer. DADAN, it seemed to screech, YOU ARE THE BEST BEAR HAG TIGER BANDIT MOM DAD. MOUNTAIN BANDITS SUCK BUT YOUR COOL. – FUTUR KING OF THE PIRATES

Then, on the opposite side of the drawing, in bright orange, LUFFY.

These stupid, stupid kids.

Dadan wasn’t crying. She wasn’t.

Oh how she loved these kids.

She turned the card around one last time, to the message on the back.

This handwriting, graceful and in black ink, was one she recognized. Makino.

Dear Dadan,

I hope this gift doesn’t insult you too bad, the boys were so excited to do it that I just had to help them with supplies! They really do love you, even if they don’t quite grasp the difference between mom and dad. They told me they just decided you could be both. Isn’t that great?

Thank you for being there for our boys Dadan! Happy Father’s Day.

-Makino

Okay. Maybe Dadan was crying right now.

Oh, she hated the fact that she loved these boys.

“Shishishi!”

“Luffy! Shut up!”

THUNK!

Oh, she was going to kill them.

Dadan turned to the window where a top hat, a straw hat, and a quite obvious head of black hair was peeking out over the window sill.

“BOYS!” She raged, setting the card down with care before running to the window.

“RUN!” Came the terrified call, followed by laughter and joy as three boys sprinted away into the woods.

Dadan debated following them, before deciding she would rather they not see her teary-eyed face.

Ah.

She might not be the best parent, but she did alright at least. Enough to get a card on a holiday.

Dadan loved her boys.

She really did.

[kuravix]

Bon Kurei C5?

BON-CHAN! BON-CHAN!

[wellfine]

It's short for Zefferson Starship

If only you believe like I believe, baby.... we’d get leg

[subbyp]

junemel replied to your post: I'd like you to PM the mods and tell them they are...

Wow that’s a weird request

Yeah, like.... why did they choose me? Why can’t they just make an account? Why do they think I know the admins? How did they even find me?

[junemel]

please read Sincerely ༼☯﹏☯༽

[mazout-fm]

Mais le contenu de l’article est AAAAAAH jpp bilingual bonus <3 <3

Ginsan be like

[marchthorn]

From the WIP game for @junemel

I am not too happy with this piece so I think I am going to remake it at some point. I wanted to make a small personal zine, each picture with characters somehow spelling out their names. Hence, Zoro making a z, or zoro z.

[chikabika]

Last Line of a WIP

Rules: Post the last line you wrote from any WIP and tag the same number of people as there are words.

@ruskaina​​ tagged me with this. uhhh cw mutilation? for the first one.

I refuse to acknowledge eachother as two words.

Two different pieces because the first one isn’t actually lines it’s still just thoughts, but the second one is like, long paragraphs beforehand.

I don’t know many writers past who trixree already tagged. @junemel​ ? @sydneyxface except the tagging for her isn’t working whope. @trixree​! 

(edit i’m a goober and miswrote who tagged me for this)

[whirlybirdwhat]

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people." (For the writing game *3*)

tagginb @oceanaromantic because this has some aspects of seal/celiac law that we talked about lmao

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"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

Law has read countless books. He knows law (pun not intended, thank you very much,) the human body, countless ways to kill a man and the best way to shine a coin to perfection. He knows shit. He knows what ideologies he is going to follow.

And this particular phrase? Well, if Strawhat doesn’t stop touching his fucking hat, Law is going to lose it and – enemy, friend, whatever the fuck Strawhat is to him, - he’s going to chuck Straw Hat off the fucking ship.  Fuck philosophy.

His crew says he says fuck more when he’s mad.

Law is pissed.

A rubber hand slaps his head. It is not gentle by any means.

“Straw Hat.” He says, gripping Kikoku tighter. His knuckles whiten. Luffy laughs and takes no notice. “Stop. Touching. My. Hat.”

“But it's fluffy! Like a Seal! And I haven’t seen a seal before, but you said you were one, so now I have seen a seal, so I have to pet it. You either fight, eat, or pet animals Torao, everyone knows this.” His neck is stretching so that he's looking at Law upside down, like Law is the one without sense.

“I said I was a celiac –“

“A seal!”

“NO! It means I don’t eat bread, how many times to I have to explain this?”

“Huh?”

“UGH!” Law throws his hands up and tries a different approach. “Chopper-ya is an animal. Do you pet him? Or Eat him? Or Fight him?”

“No! Well I tried to eat him before I knew he could talk and was TOTALLY AWESOME~! And I fought him a little bit because fighting is fun, and I don’t pet him we cuddle! Do you pet Bepo?”

Law’s been outsmarted by a man who quite frankly has a rubber brain.

Fuck.

The rubber hand slaps again.

“STRAW HAT!”

“BUT SEAL!”

“THAT’S IT! ROOM!” Luffy is switched with a sea breeze blowing over the sea. Zoro, previously asleep next to him, is already overboard by the time Luffy hits the water with a splash.

Now time to run before his head gets slapped again.

Dammnit.

[rika-chan24]

I was Tagged by: @junemel

Ten pictures in your phone that describe you

Well, that was a thing. I guess I will tag...um @cas-mishamigo @trashcanofthemonth @bribandit @pandaofthecuddles @pethamdir @sessykai @marchthorn

[ao3feed-fma]

Je veux

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3axBm3o

by Junemel

Il veut l'argent. Il veut les femmes. Il veut la gloire, le pouvoir, et il veut être reconnu. Greed l'Avide veut tout ce qui peut être possédé, et même ce qui ne le peut pas.

Words: 364, Chapters: 1/1, Language: Français

Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Greed (Fullmetal Alchemist), Homunculi (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Additional Tags: Angst and Drama

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3axBm3o

[junemel]

girlfriends

[junemel]

yes

Ginsan be like

[marchthorn]

WIP Title Game

tagged by @mortisbane

All of these are one piece unless stated otherwise. I don’t officially title things until they are done so these are just the descriptions I give them when I first start.

Writing

Hairdresser and Tattoo AU

1920′s AU

Demon AU

Bartender AU

Drag AU

Wasted Pick up lines

Bugs :(

Bed Time stories

Fear Unknown (original work)

Art (oh no. these are the file names, but I put spaces so it makes sense.)

1920s au zosan

demon zoro

sleeping vine

hairdresser sanji

zoro z

treasure planet

zoro tattoo

aphen character sheet (original work)

aphen and cibo (original work)

cibo character sheet (original work) 

prologue (original work) 

the gang fight (original work)

comic (original work)

Please don’t judge my poor choices for file names. I know they are bad. Trust me, I know.

Feel free to ask me about any of these if you want.

Tagging: uhhh... @startaroux @rika-chan24 @junemel and anybody who wants to participate in this.