#jun wu is his dad ok

[dark-heart-555]

Xie lian telling Bai Wuxiang that Jun Wu would destroy him again..... is like Malfoy telling his father "my father will hear about this"

[yeyayeya]

I’ve wanted to make this post for a while but wanted to wait until the dub was officially over so

My Final Thoughts on the TGCF Season 2 English Dub

Howard Wang as Xie Lian is fucking perfect. Every single time he spoke it just, I don’t know how to properly put it into words, except it is so well done?? But when XL started basically having a mental breakdown in front of Hua Cheng after Lang Qianqiu found out about the truth of the Gilded Banquet, holy fuck did the emotions just hit me in the feels. The scream and he emotional fatigue after? Xie Lian’s voice is perfection omg

Shoutout to James Cheek for just voicing the gayest character ever (Hua Cheng) and writing the gayest script for TGCF. While I liked his voice in the first season, but I wasn’t the biggest fan of it. It wasn’t until the second season where almost everything improved, and James’s voice for Hua Cheng? *chef’s kiss*. Okay but at least tone down the gayness a bit. And seeing someone who has read the novel and having little easter eggs for the novel readers for them to go insane over is incredible. I’m going to miss his voice in Season 3 since they’re going to have to cast someone else as Hong’er, but that’s ok.

Male and Female Shi Qingxuan: OMG??? Perfect casting. I just know they both put so much effort into them and I am eternally grateful. They just sound like the best of friends (they are). Every single line from them was so fucking iconic, which is accurate to the Wind Master’s character. I love both their voices so much you don’t understand.

Lang Qianqiu: AAHHHHH. My son, my boy, they gave him justice and I am so happy. First read through of TGCF, I only cared for HuaLian, but reading it again has made me appreciate and fall in love with the side characters, with Lang Qianqiu being one of them. I’ll say it did take a bit for me to adjust to it, but he sounds so much like an anime protagonist that I am ok with it. Another perfect casting. I’m going to be so fucking sad that he won’t appear for such a long time, and while he does get brought up occasionally, his last appearance is going to be the finale. I’ll miss you my son 😔

Jun Wu: ASDFGHJKL. He sounds like such a manipulative/toxic ex and a father figure at the same time. wtf. But his voice is so sexy tho. I don’t like it but I do. And I thought his original Chinese voice was hot, and then the English one goes and surprises me. I hate that I love it

Qi Rong: Perfection, glorious, fucking incredible. HIS VA IS PERFECT. Original was slaying so hard, and English? Fucking killing it. He was actually the one I was looking forward to the most, and he 👏 did 👏 not👏 disappoint. I won’t get over the perfect casting. Ever. The crazy and mad laughs? The insults I’ve never heard about but decided to keep in mind? Literally everything. I’m sorry I can’t get over how great his voice is

Feng Xin and Mu Qing (of course together): I am so biased towards Lucien Dodge, so I immediately loved his voice for him. He slaying that tsundere cat boy vibe so well. I will admit that his voice made me like his character more tbh. Ok but Feng Xin’s? Every time I hear it, I always need at least 30 seconds to get used to it. Idk why. I don’t hate it, and I actually love it, but he sounds so much like a dad it’s so funny. I still love him tho.

Pei Ming: 😳. No but that was actually my reaction to his voice. Why is every single god’s voice so hot. Please calm down. I really did not like Pei Ming at first but damn. I can actually understand why every single woman went weak with him.

Ling Wen: While she didn’t get as much dialogue this season, I’ll still count her. I’ve heard some drama relating to her voice actress from a while back but I’m not bringing it up rn. But her English voice is almost exactly the same as the original, just, different languages of course. She has such a unique voice and it’s quite pleasing to hear. She also sounds a bit like Siri but it fits her character

Other major characters that got only a few lines but still slayed their roles (Ming Yi, Pei Xiu, Jian Lan, Yin Yu): Hello?? Can I be patient to hear their voices again? Probably not, but please I need more of them. Ming Yi sounded hot since he took voice lessons from Hua Cheng, Pei Xiu sounded like such a little wet cat (wtf where did this crush on him come from), Jian Lan slayed because she is such an underrated queen, and Yin Yu? I WAS NOT EXPECTING A DEEP VOICE FROM WTF. I will say I do prefer his Chinese VA a little more due to it being more in character with him sounding soft and somewhat tired. But I enjoy his confident and announcing voice. They should keep him for the QuanYin flashbacks.

All in all, perfect cast. I don’t have twitter/X but I see things from the VA’s from time to time. And seeing them interact with the fandom and trying to give more to their characters makes me so happy. I just desperately need for more of the characters to have voices (aka Shi Wudu, Quan Yizhen, Mei Nianqing, Yushi Huang, Male!Ling Wen, White-No-Face). Give me more please.

Please check out the dub it’s so fucking great.

[crowning-art]

TGCF SPOILERS

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Literally losing my mind??? Absolutely having turned into mush because of this scene??? More likely than you think

Xie Lian cleared his throat lightly and said shyly, “It’s embarrassing to say. Because…if I were to commit a grave mistake, or get into big trouble, the first one I think of is surely him…and, this trust is not quite the same as what I have for my master and the Emperor…”

Before he even finished, he noticed Hua Cheng’s expression was off, and he trailed off.

Like my man is so far gone THAT HE'S NOW JEALOUS OF HIMSELF LMAO

Ok, but I had just joked when I said it was like a high school reunion, but it actually IS like a high school reunion lmaoo

It was the female ghost Xuan Ji and Guzi!

Ok ok the only thing absolutely cuter than Xie Lian and Hua Cheng moments are GUZI AND QI RONG MOMENTS T-T LIKE STOP THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO CUTE AND PRECIOUS AND HE'S SO OVERPROTECTIVE OF GUZI DESPITE BEING THE GREEN GHOST FJFJDKJFJFJFJF

He immediately threw that arm away and wiped his blood-covered mouth. Xie Lian was slightly amazed; what was that gesture? Afraid someone might see? Could there actually come a day when Qi Rong was embarrassed that someone might see the manner in which he ate?

Before Xuan Ji entered, she put Guzi down. Guzi, ta-ta-ta, ran in, rushing straight to Qi Rong’s side. But when he saw him, he pointed his finger.

He cried, “Dad is eating bad things in secret again!”

“I’m not!” Qi Rong retaliated.

“I smelled it! Your mouth reeks when you eat it!” Guzi accused.

ITS SO CUTTTTEEEEEEEE

Ok....but the way this was written just feels like foreshadowing to me...

Then, I’ll tear the Ghost City down, sink that Black Water Island, and even Jun Wu will have to be careful where he treads. HAHAHAHAHAHahahaha…”

Like he mentions the Crimson Ghost, Black Water Ghost.....and then suddenly Jun Wu instead of White No-Face when that would be the very obvious next name..... mmmmmmmm......suspicioussssssss

STOOOOPPPPPP THEY ARE TOO CUTE HE IS WORRIED ABOUT GUZI AND STOPPED HIM FROM WANDERING AWAY DJJFJXJCFJV

He yelled, “HEY! DON’T RUN AWAY SO BLINDLY, YA HEAR ME? STAY HERE AND DON’T GO ANYWHERE, THE BIG RATS WILL GET YA! GET BACK HERE!”

True couple goals is getting your hater to make matching curse word incarnations with you and your beloved's name 😆❤️🥰❤️😊

[goldrockyroad]

now that the season is over here are chuang2021 moments i cannot believe are real, a list that only gets longer and in no particular order: 

- that entire bit of them choosing their dorm rooms, including but not limited to:

lin mo copping his double room only to lose it + his mental breakdown after that

almost 20 of them fighting to have hiroto stay in their room

nine and patrick's 'we break up' (only for patrick to move in after 1st round of eliminations) 

ak: ‘does rikimaru snore?’ santa: ‘yeah, very loudly’ ak: ‘oh NOOOO i’m scREWED’ 

- hanfu shop owner liu yu

- han meijuan training base: 

yu gengyin’s ‘i am a proud fishie swimming into your heart’ 

also yu gengyin: ‘i’m a little scared that the debut lineup will end up being 11 han meijuans’ 

zhang xinyao dropping it low. that’s it. 

han peiquan: ‘look at that santa, he can dance so well but can he do this? he can play the drums but ask him to come here, can he do it? no way’ 

the entire “just go where you want” performance including their intro + mentors comments + xie xingyang’s slogans

but even more so “just go where you want” 2.0 LIVE AT THE FINALS 

- the mentors dancing along to ‘vote for me xoxo’ during “just go where you want” 2.0 before carrying and promptly drOPPING zhou shen onto the floor before the rest of them pretend like nothing happened in time for the ending pose 

- “when i’m with you”, “unbreakable love”, “just go where you want” > the actual theme song all day every day 

- don't be shy @/tencent , give me all the clips of gan wangxing singing jing long's “lost you” (diu le ni) + more of the both of them dancing to crab dance backstage

- zhou shen, to shao mingming on the verge of having a meltdown over mean comments about him as practice for “i don’t care” stage: ‘do you want to hear the next comment?’ shao mingming, as the others start laughing: ‘plEASE NO’ zhou shen, reading the comment anyway: ‘he only knows how to cry’ cue maniac laughter from all of them 

- just hanjiang, really 

zhang xinyao, on “feng ding” stage: ‘it was so good. also i wanna add hanjiang you look like huluwa’

to wu yuheng after “i don’t care” team’s performance: ‘there’s only one word to describe you - handsome. first time i saw you i went, woah, handsome. saw you on stage performing - woah, handsome. seriously, handsome’ 

xue bayi, backstage: ‘i think he’s said that to me too’ 

when called up at 2nd eliminations: ‘what’s manga-like man?’ another trainee: ‘ means you look like you came out of a manga’ zhou zhennan: ‘yeah it’s like fei yang yang came out of the page into real life’ 

domineering ceo with all of them either screaming or looking mildly uncomfortable 

literally scREAMING to get people to join “zui kuen” team 

more importantly hanjiang’s dad imitating him scream to get people to join “zui kuen” team to a dAMN T 

- patrick: ‘hello everyone i am your ocean prince patrick!’ wu hai: ‘and i am the ocean’ [for non-chinese speaking fans of chuang, the hai 海 in wu hai means ocean] + the continuation of this on wu hai’s dorm diary

- “unbreakable love” 2.0 !!!! put it on spotify right now !!!!!

- da-geTM bo yuan 

fu sichao, on bo yuan getting 9th for 2nd eliminations: ‘that feeling when your own old man (laughs for a bit) when your old man gets a really good grade, it’s indescribable happiness’

amu: ‘bo yuan’s like my grandpa, and he might as well be’  

eisho’s ‘bo yuan gege’ 

hiroto getting other trainees to call him da-ge on dorm diary but having bo yuan as his da-ge 

or alternatively, yuan-shu [uncle yuan], as seen after using the term fanersai（凡尔赛）[literally means versailles, a slang that means the same thing as flexing / humblebragging in english] 

- gan wangxing unintentional comedian

han peiquan, on his first impressions of gan wangxing: ‘he’s such so good-looking, and then he opens his mouth (disbelievingly rolls his eyes) i almost died right there’ 

on being 11th for 2nd eliminations: ‘in the past, my life plan was that after graduating from university, i’d find a stable job and live a nine-to-five life. and i used to fantasize that in my future i’d be able to find a wife early, drive a car to bring her travelling, we can listen to some music and lift our heads to see the stars’ 

other trainees: laughing and going ‘oOHHHH’, notably including xie xingyang: ‘he’s still fantasizing!’ 

also other trainees, after seeing the video his family sent to cheer him on: ‘where’s the wife? where’s the wife!’ 

also ‘hello, look at me’ coming up everytime he shows up

case in point - the mentors erupting into laughter when gan wangxing steps forward to do his evaluation, notably zhou zhennan: ‘kill me with it!’ [i’m not sure how to translate what he actually said in a better way than that], nene following up by simply going ‘hello’, zhou zhennan immediately picking it up while still laughing: ‘look at me’

holding the umbrella for nene at the end of “it’s raining and i’m thinking of you” stage just for all the trainees backstage to go ‘why’s it you!’ 

Very Passionately telling gong jun what jing long taught him on singing

- ‘andy lau has come to visit our zoo!’ 

- wu yuheng’s quest for chilli sauce in his dorm diary:

wu yuheng and fu sichao terrorising a staff member for chilli sauce until the staff goes to wu yuheng ‘if you wake him (fu sichao) up every morning i’ll make sure you get your chilli sauce’ to which fu sichao says to wu yuheng ‘you know what chilli sauce isn’t that great let’s go’ 

wu yuheng straight up drinking zhou keyu’s chilli sauce because i could never 

- liu yu confessing to lin mo as a dare from shao mingming but lin mo’s in the toilet so liu yu has to awkwardly do it standing outside the cubicle door while shao mingming and xue bayi eat the drama up 

- oscar’s reaction to people finding out his real name + the entire ‘xiong xiong’ saga 

- lelush with a pearl earring 

- rikimaru moments that deserve a segment of their own 

having the first comment on his first solo performance be ‘drop your skincare routine’ [essentially] because the mentors didn’t have anything to critique on his performance 

at the start of his speech at 3rd eliminations, when it was clearly evening: ‘good morning’ 

getting very sad over the fact that yumeri didn't send him a video to cheer him on + being jealous every time someone's sister showing up in the videos

- speaking of sisters, the guys simping over amu's sisters + amu, asking the mentors when trainees had the chance to dedicate a few words to each other during the final livestream: 'can my sisters come next year?'

- santa, on preparation for nana party stage: ‘she (mao xiaotong) learnt the choreography really fast, and even if she made mistakes she’ll be like *makes cute expressions* so even when she did i’d be like “it’s ok! no problem!” she’s so cute’ the staff interviewing him: ‘is this the santa we know?’ 

- “the adventure” team making fun of their female guest before finding out said female guest was meng meiqi aka goddess incarnate AND had been watching them make fun of her through the cameras 

- lin mo’s bat song

- xie xingyang discreetly stealing food from the staff on their movie night that was originally supposed to only be for those who used their beans before a whole group of them [led by jing long, consisting of xie xingyang, wei ziyue, hu yetao and others] just go and outright take it with nine hugging the staff member to let them take the food that entire bts video is a mess and you know what? that’s what i’m here for

- zhou zhennan’s constant ‘wtf’ face 

- that chuang x GQ beach video 

- gong jun’s entire time on chuang, but especially the moments with zhou shen. felt like a fever dream tbh 

[theneverendingpurplesky]

So, now I’m in chapter 54 of Heaven Official’s Blessing, but I’ll put my ramblings under the cut again because of spoilers

Ok! Many things, first, well fuck, every time Jun Wu sends Xie Lian on a mission, something goes horribly wrong for him, eh?. On the other hand, man, if I wasn’t already suspicious of the Emperor, I’d maybe start thinking something like ‘huh, he seems like a good guy...?’ he’s such a good actor :/ (and this ‘favour’ he shows... mmm I remember reading once a fic about a guy purposely favouring his enemy so that everyone would think he was blindly biased and therefore make everyone hate more the ‘favoured’ guy, I wonder if this is something like that...). And now we know that a heavenly official CAN pass off as a ghost/demon, so the Emperor could be the White No Face guy (I still don’t know if a heavenly official could pass off as a calamity-level demon thou). And now we know that Xie Lian had a huge fight with Jun Wu in his second ascension (I really want to know what happened to make that happen...)

One more thing: Jun Wu built Xie Lian a huge and lavish heavenly palace, and yet he sent him on a mission to ‘help’ him gather the merits necessary to cover the repairs of the other heavenly palaces... mmmm... if he was going to use the merits to build Xie Lian a lavish palace, why didn’t he use those merits to help Xie Lian cover the repair costs instead of sending him to that mission?? (this is why I feel he’s purposely showing he hugely favours Xie Lian while making others resent him...)

Me before: well it seems that everything already happened to Xie Lian in these 800 years

Me @ me now: YOU FOOL

And holy shit, Xie Lian’s sword (and fighting) ability is so OP!! He’s the definition of ‘looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you’ (Xie Lian: “but at what cost? ;_;”)

Xie Lian feeling awful about burning Paradise Manor while Hua Cheng feels awful about hurting Xie Lian’s arm: that’s true love (and can Xie Lian just marry Hua Cheng a move in with him already?? HC treats Xie Lian better than the rest of those heavenly officials assholes combined, they care about each other and HC doesn’t let Xie Lian put all the blame on himself. Seriously, Xie Lian should marry Hua Cheng, move to the Ghost city, live happily ever after and tell everyone else to fuck off). And when Xie Lian punched Qi Rong for insulting Hua Cheng:

I can’t stand Mu Qing, I don’t give a shit if he’s a tsundere or whatever, I fucking hate his personality (I adored when Feng Xin punched him).

*Reading Lang Qian Qiu idolizing his beloved teacher in the past*: as long as he doesn’t call Xie Lian ‘Shizun’ :P... And about that, I know he’s a grandpa™ but Xie Lian also has such dad energy?? he adopts kids whenever he goes! (so cute).

Me: picturing Qi Rong as the ugliest mofo ever.

Novel: “he looked like Xie Lian”.

Me: well know I have to change my mental picture of him.

I don’t like Qi Rong but I have to say I don’t hate him either (for now). First, I totally enjoyed him insulting certain heavenly officials (Qi Rong: Pei Ming is a manwhore and probably has sores all over his crotch, and Jun Wu is a faker. Me: LMAO 👍👍). Then I imagined a young and little Qi Rong following Xie Lian around like a puppy and adoring him and I thought it was kinda cute; and the fact that he made a 180 turn when everything went to shit... it doesn’t make me feel like he coldly betrayed Xie Lian, but that he basically lost his sanity when his object of worship/his anchor fell apart and it was the way he found to cope with the situation; of course, what he did is awful, and I feel worse for Xie Lian, but the fact that Qi Rong basically went insane and became obsessed with Xie Lian (in an awful way) for so many years makes me pity him a little.

And damn, the situation with YongAn king and Prince An Le was so interesting and frustrating at the same time, MXTX is the best when it comes to creating complex and not-black-and-white situations and characters. And Xie Lian’s outburst was so heartbreaking!! Xie Lian: “I just... I don’t want to see anyone go through what I’ve gone through”

Me:

(BABY! I just want him to be happy!! is that too much to ask??)  

And finally, another crazy idea that I’ll put here in case I’m right later on: I was imagining future romantic moments between Xie Lian and Hua Cheng, and of course, I had to picture a moment in which Hua Cheng would give him his ashes, and I thought ‘but Xie Lian wouldn’t want to accept them... so Hua Cheng could give him the ashes without telling him they’re his ashes...WAIT’ and then I thought ‘what if the ring he gave Xie Lian ARE his ashes???’ (or contain his ashes) I mean, super risky considering Xie Lian wouldn’t know the ring is HC’s life, but I feel this is something Mr.-Pining-for-800-years would do (and Xie Lian said he didn’t know what material the ring was made of...). So, we’ll see I’m right.

[tsunflowers]

oh here’s my character list I was using to keep track of people while reading. major spoilers for tgcf

mu qing: hates xie lian’s guts, was his subordinate while alive but now outranks him. hangs out at the array to talk shit all day. gets called floor-sweeping general. used to pick cherries for his mom and poor kids in the neighborhood :< accused of impregnating lan chang and creating the fetus spirit? homophobe. ok he’s not a homophobe that was a fake. was first to leave xie lian after his banishment

feng xin: similar past to mu qing. misspelling made him the god of big dick energy and he hates it. bad with women (afraid of them). in the past he really loved xie lian… was able to recognize lan chang as jian lan… bc he fucked her

fu yao: guy who works for mq basically. sharp tongued. rolls his eyes a lot. IS ACTUALLY MU QING LMAO

nan feng: guy who works for fx. violent. IS ACTUALLY FENG XIN LMAO

ling wen: wife. human resources. full/human name is nang gong jie. made an evil robe by chopping off the limbs of the guy who wore it? hello?

xie lian: the worst god everyone hates him. has a magic silk bandage weapon called ruoye. was the masked head priest fang xin of yong an kingdom? did a red wedding on the yong an nobility? doesn’t use a sword anymore bc he doesn’t want to kill people. in the past his sword was also called fang xin and it was very goth. he really did kill lang qian qiu’s dad but not the rest of the yong an nobility

qi rong: green ghost, also called green light wandering nights. likes to hang corpses from trees. vulgar and nasty. is xie lian’s cousin from xian le who killed off the yong an nobility

hua cheng: also called blood rain reaching towards a flower. has a lot of worshippers despite being a demon ghost. challenged a bunch of heavenly officials to a contest and then burnt down their temples when they lost. likes gambling and dice. also called san lang

qing xuan: gender is worthless. wind master who wears white and carries a whisk weapon. more powerful in female form bc more worshippers think of them as a woman. should not actually be a god bc his luck was so bad but his brother shi wu du pulled strings to get him ascended. he’s living as a homeless mortal now

black water demon xuan: supreme demon like hua cheng. sinks ships

lang qian qiu: crown prince of yong an, the country that was built over xian le. also called tai hua

pei ming: ming guang general. fucks like crazy. xuan ji went crazy for love of him. his subordinate little pei is a fucker too. he made a sword called ming guang and then he snapped it and now it wants revenge. just kidding it’s his buddy from the war days rong guang who wants revenge. was from the kingdom of xuli which destroyed the kingdom of yushi

pei su: got exiled and rain master saved him

wu du: water master, god of wealth, qing xuan’s older brother

three tumors: nickname for pei ming, ling wen, and wu du bc everyone hates them but they’re buddies with each other so they dont care

white no-face: supreme level demon who carries around a banner and wears a mask and causes plagues. binch. asshole to xie lian in particular and can’t wait to ruin his life. was the crown prince of wu long. also is jun wu lol

quan yi zhen: heavenly official. beats up his own worshippers? he has wavy hair and is youthful. gives xie lian a lot of gold bars for some reason. when he was alive everyone fcking hated him bc he was crude and annoying but so talented. also called yi qing

ming yi: earth master. wears black, rude. hangs out with qing xuan but is mad about it. spied on hua cheng and hua cheng was pissed. JUST KIDDING! the whole time it was the black water demon xuan in disguise as him trying to get revenge on shi qing xuan for stealing his life

yin yu: shixiong of quan yi zhen but played a mean trick on him. ok actually it was unintentional and he feels very bad about it. less ability than his shidi. got banished? wears black and has a cursed shackle. he’s a good guy

lan chang: a ghost lady who acts young but is a grandma of 800. very tough. tried to fuck xie lian. gave birth to the fetus spirit but the father is unknown. in life she was named jian lan and she was the greatest beauty of xian le

rain master: very mysterious. was the last ruler of the kingdom of yushi. a queen! has the yulong sword which gives her the ability to command the people of yushi. she gave xie lian the magic hat that carried rain all those years ago. became queen for about one hour and then slit her throat for the sake of her country! name is yu shi huang

jing wen zhen jun: head literature god before ling wen. he and she were both from xuli. he personally appointed her actually. currently bound to a eunuch statue and out for revenge

mei nan qing: head priest of xian le. was previously one of the four guardians of the crown prince of wu yong

[plsleafmelon]

Jun Wu as a father headcanons for @hua-lian

Ok friend this is my first time doing this kinda thing so accept what ever i try to reason this with yeah?

- jun wu is an amazing dad dont even lie

- i bet yall that hes that kinda dad with the stare that makes you confess all the shit you’ve been doing behind his back

- He knows what you’ve been doing he just never brings it up and that^ is ur atonement

- He’s also that dad that won’t punish just worries bout ya and gives you a talk that makes you feel guilty and trust in him even more

- He would also teach you how to defend yourself just in case anyone gets touchy

- He also makes for great hugs and comfort

- If you get dumped and you want comfort hes the person you want ahaha

- If you just got ur period he’d either explain it to u perfectly and just be super understanding or freak bcos WHATS HAPPENING WHYS THERE BLOOD yes

(ok im running outta ideas im terrible at this headcanon thing)

- Y’know those super friendly dads that make you welcome no matter what? Yeah, that’s Jun Wu too

- JUN WU IS AN AMAZING DAD Y’ALL

[writinggeisha]

Really helpful website to find nickames for characters.

Cute Chinese Nicknames for Guys

Calling a guy by a cute nickname is a great way to express love and praise his attributes. So, if you need cute Chinese nicknames for a guy, try any of the following popular names:

萌宝 (Meng Bao) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Cute baby,” which makes it a great nickname for a cute guy.

乐乐 (Le Le) – It literally means “Happy-Happy.”

喜洋洋 (Xi Yang Yang) – Originated from a Chinese popular animated series Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, a great nickname for an outgoing and righteous guy.

大宝 (Da Bao) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Big treasure.”

二宝 (Er Bao) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Second treasure.”

来福 (Lai Fu) –  A Chinese phrase meaning “Luck comes.”

牛牛 (Niu Niu) – “牛” means “Bull,” for a cute, strong and energetic guy.

小汤圆 (Xiao Tang Yuan) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Dumpling.”

麦兜 (Mai Dou) – Originated from a Hong Kong cartoon character who is a cute little piggy.

呆头 (Dai Tou) –  For a guy who is clumsy in a cute way.

球球 (Qiu Qiu) – It literally means “Ball-Ball,” an intimate nickname for a cute guy who is a little fatty.

肉肉 (RouRou) – It literally means “Meat-Meat,” an intimate nickname for a cute guy who is a little fatty.

正太 (Zheng Tai) – Originated from Japanese manga, for a guy who looks like 12 years old.

小鲜肉 (Xiao XianRou) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Fresh Meat.” Boy, you are delicious!

男神 (Nan Shen) – For a God-like guy.

笨笨 (Ben Ben) – It literally means “Clumsy-Clumsy.”

绵绵 (Mian Mian) – For a boy who is docile like a sheep.

暖男 (Nuan Nan) – For a boy who can melt your heart.

尖头闷 (Jian TouMen) – It is homophonic to “gentleman” and is used to nickname a guy who is a gentleman.

校草 (Xiao Cao) – It literally means “Grass Of School” and is awarded to the cutest guy in a school.

音痴 (Yin Chi) – For a cute guy who has a bad sense of lyrics and tones in songs.

小胖 (Xiao Pang) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Fatty.”

大胖 (Da Pang) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Big Fatty.”

高富帅 (Gao FuShuai) – Tall, rich and cute.

佛系男 (Fo XiNan) – A Chinese phrase meaning “A Buddhist Guy,” for a cute guy who is ok with everything.

Chinese Nicknames for Boyfriend

One of the cutest ways to show your boyfriend you love him is to call him nickname that tells him just how much he means to you. The following are popular Chinese nicknames for boyfriends.

老公 (Lao Gong) – It literally means “Old Husband.” Chinese couples tend to call each other husband and wife before marriage. They call their partner’s name directly after marriage.

老头 (Lao Tou)/老头儿(Lao Tou’Er) – It literally means “Old Head.”

亲爱的 (Qin AiDe) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Darling.”

相公 (Xiang Gong) – An ancient term for “Husband” in Chinese, which makes it a high-profile and romantic nickname for boyfriend.

当家的 (Dang JiaDe) – It literally means “Master of this home”.

小美男 (Xiao MeiNan) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Beauty Boy.”

小亲亲 (Xiao QingQing) – It literally means “Little Kiss-Kiss.”

小可爱 (Xiao KeAi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Cute Thing.”

夫君 (Fu Jun) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Gentle Husband.”

小绵羊 (Xiao MianYang) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Sheep.”

嫩宝宝 (Nen BaoBao) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Young baby.”

小嫩肉 (Xiao NenRou) – It literally means “Little Fresh Meat.”

傻瓜 (Sha Gua) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Silly Pumpkin.”

笨蛋 (Ben Dan) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Clumsy egg.”

小弱智 (Xuai Ruozhi) – Little silly head!

宠儿 – The guy you cherish.

大郎 – A Chinese phrase meaning “ Big Guy.”

君仔 – A Chinese phrase meaning “ Gentle Puppy.”

囝囝 (Jian Jian) – “Kiddy-Kiddy”, usually used by Cantonese and Wu Chinese. A similar term for girlfriend will be “囡囡 (Nan Nan).”

官人 (Guan Ren) – An ancient Chinese that meant bureaucrats, now becomes a seductive nickname for girlfriend calling her boyfriend.

外子 (Wai Zi) – The person who is responsible for work outside the home.

宝爸 (Bao Ba) – It literally means “Dad of future babies.”

良人 (Liang Ren) – It literally means “Good Person.”

老流氓 (Lao LiuMang) – You old hentai!

蓝票(Lan Piao) – A homophone to 男朋友(Nan PengYou, meaning boyfriend). Its literal translation means “Blue Ticket.”

傻帽 (Sha Mao) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My silly hat.”

死鬼 (Si Gui) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My little ghost.”

总裁 (Zong Cai) – The chief executive officer.

魔王 (Mo Wang) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Demon King.”

皇上/陛下 (Huang Shang/Bi Xia) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My emperor”

小东西 (Xiao DongXi) – My little east and west.

哥哥 (Ge Ge) – It means “Brother”. Calling your boyfriend “brother” is to treat him like a family member.

爸爸 (Ba Ba) – Yes… You can also call your boyfriend “爸爸 (daddy)”.

大爷 (Da Ye) – It literally means “Old Grandpa.”

蜀黍 (Shu Xi) – A cute way of saying “叔叔(uncle)”. Also, a common nickname for boyfriend…

小心肝 (Xiao XinGan) – It means “Little Heart and Liver”, and makes a great pair with “小宝贝(Xiao BaoBei, meaning my little precious stone)”.

皇阿玛 (Huang Amma) – It means “Royal Amma”, a royal title when emperor’s kids called their dad in Qing Dynasty. It makes an exact pair with “太后 (Tai Hou, meaning queen)”. It’s a great nickname if you and your girlfriend want to try some royal family fantasy.

土匪/土贼 (Tu Fei/Tu Zei) – It literally means “Bandit”. A great nickname if your boyfriend is hungry for sex.

莫须有 (Mao XuYou) – It came from one of the most known ancient poets. Usually for a sweet-talking boyfriend.

笑傲江湖 (XiaoAo JiangHu) – It came from the most popular Martial arts novel of all time “The Legend of The Condor Heroes”. The boyfriend will be called “笑傲江湖”, who is the main male character, and the girlfriend will be called “东方不败 (DongFang BuBai)”, who is the main female character.

Funny Chinese Nicknames for Guys

The following are funny Chinese nicknames for a guy:

(Bei Ye) – A man who is as strong as Bear Grylls (a Northern Irish adventurer).

左撇子 (Zuo PieZi) – For a guy who is left-handed.

小平头 (Xiao PingTou) – For a guy who has a buzzcut hair.

独眼龙 (Du YanLong) – It literally means “Single-Eye Dragon,” for a pirate-looking guy.

极客 (Ji Ke) – A tech geek.

大侠 (Da Xia) – For a guy who loves to help people. An example of “大侠(DaXia)” will be Robin Hood.

低头族 (Di TouZu) – For a guy who always plays on his phone.

肌肉男 (Ji RouNan) – For a well-fitted and masculine guy.

和尚 (He Shang) – “和尚” means monk in Chinese. For a guy with a bald hair.

书呆 (Shu Dai) – Does he spend all of his free time reading?

金针菇 (Jin ZhenGu) – He is so slim, like a tiger lily bud!

老铁 (Lao Tie) – Our friendship/relationship is as strong as iron!

化肥 (Hua Fei) – A chemistry nerd.

老王 (Lao Wang) – The guy who lives in your next door. Although he is not Mr.Wang, we call him Mr.Wang.

纯爷们 (Chun YeMen) – A Chinese phrase meaning “A Pure Man,” for a brave and righteous guy.

唐僧 (Tang Seng) – We all have a friend who always talks.

老大 (Lao Da) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Old Big,” for the guy who leads your team.

牙擦苏 (Ya CaSu) – For a guy with big buck teeth.

眼镜 (Yan Jing) – It is granted to the first glass-wearing guy in a class.

宅男 (Zhai Nan) – Same as otaku, for a guy who barely participates in social activities.

技术宅 (Ji ShuZhai) – Not only an otaku but also a tech geek!

叶良辰 (Ye LiangChen) – Originated from a screenshot of WeChat dialog. The guy called “叶良辰” behaved arrogantly to a girl. Since then, it to refers to a guy is behaving overbearingly.

龙傲天 (Long  AoTian) – For a guy who is perfect in any sense.

老好人 (LaoHaoRen) – Chinese girls usually say “You are a good guy” when rejecting a guy’s proposal. The guy who always gets rejected is called “老好人.”

绅士 (Shen Shi) – It literally means “gentleman” but is now used to nickname a guy who is a hentai.

特困生 (Te KunSheng) – We always have one guy in class who falls asleep immediately when class starts.

妻管严 (Qi GuanYan) – For a guy takes a subordinate role in a relationship.

Cute Chinese Nicknames for Girls

If you need nicknames that express affection for a lady, try the following cute Chinese nicknames for girls:

倾国 (Qing Guo) – It literally means “Flip a country.” For a girl who is world-changing cute.

倾城 (Qing Cheng) – It literally means “Flip a city.” For a girl who is world-changing cute.

萌妹 (Meng Mei) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Cute Sister.”

郡主 (Jun Zhu) – Originated from the title of a royal-born girl in ancient China, we now nickname it to a girl who is cute and precious.

咩咩 (Mie Mie) – An onomatopoeia of sheep bleating, for a girl who is docile like sheep.

教主 (Jiao Zhu) – It literally means “hierarchy,” for an outstanding girl who leads people

丫头 (Ya Tou) – Very commonly used by Cantonese and Wu Chinese, for a cute and naughty girl

小仙女 (Xiao XianNv) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Fairy Girl.”

美眉 (Mei Mei) – Ms. Beautiful.

MM (Mei Mei) – An acronym of “美眉,” same meaning.

点点 (Dian Dian) – It literally means “Dot-Dot.”

豆豆 (Dou Dou) – It literally means “Bean-Bean.”

双马尾 (Shuang MaWei) – For a girl who has a beautiful double-tail hair

呆毛 (Dai Mao) – For a girl who has a protruding branch of hair (a symbol of cuteness).

电波女 (Dian BoNv) – For a girl who is nerdy in a cute way.

女青年 (Nv QingNian) – For a teenager girl who is very literal.

大小姐 (Da XiaoJie) – For a girl from a well-known family.

千金 (Qian Jin) – It literally means “A thousand golds,” for a girl from a wealthy family.

女王 (Nv Wang) – It literally means “Queen,” we nickname it to a dominant girl.

媚娘 (Mei Niang) – For a grown woman, who is charismatic.

麻花 (Ma Hua) – For a girl with a braided pigtail hair.

校花 (Xiao Hua) – It literally means “Flower of School” and is awarded to the cutest girl in a school.

女神 (Nv Shen) – For a Goddess-like girl.

御姐 (Yu Jie) – For a grown but young woman who is protective, confident, and knowledgeable.

萝莉 (Luo Li) – Originated from a Russian book published in 1955, for a girl who is mature but looks like 12 years old.

贝贝 (BeiBei) – A Reduplication of 贝 (“宝贝(baby)”), it is a great nickname for a precious girl.

宝宝 (BaoBao) – A Reduplication of 宝 (“宝贝(baby)”), it is an excellent nickname for a precious girl

Chinese Nicknames for Girlfriend

A cute way to show your girlfriend you love her is to call her a cute name. The following are cute names you can call your girlfriend in Chinese.

囡囡 (Nan Nan) – “Kiddy-Kiddy”, usually used by Cantonese and Wu Chinese. A similar term for boyfriend will be “囝囝 (Jian Jian).”

可可 (Ke Ke)/可儿 (Ke Er) – “可” in Chinese represents cute (“可爱(cute)”).

雪儿 (Xue Er) – For a girl who is as pure as snow.

灵儿 (Ling Er) – For a girl who is spiritual.

多多 (Duo Duo) – It literally means “More-More”, with a wish of having more luck and fortune in life

天天 (TianTian) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Day-Day.”, with a good wish of having a good mood every single day.

鱼儿 (Yu Er)/小鱼(Xiao Yu) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Fish.”

小金鱼 (Xiao JinYu) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Golden Fish.”

静儿 (Jing Er)/小静(Xiao Jing) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Patience” In China, patience is viewed as a good character for girls.

猪猪 (Zhu Zhu) – It literally means “Piggy-Piggy.”

糖糖 (Tang Tang) – It literally means “Sugar-Sugar.”

小琴 (Xiao Qin) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Piano”, we nickname a girl “小琴” to grant our wish that she would be skillful.

小凤 (Xiao Feng) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Phoenix”, we nickname a girl “小凤” to grant our wish that she would be strong and independent.

婷婷 (Ting Ting)/小婷 (Xiao Ting) – “婷(Ting)” is a very common first name in China. A great nickname if your friends’ names are Christine, Christina, Tina, or Tiffany.

宜宜 (Yi Yi)/小宜 (Xiao Yi) – “宜(Yi)” is a very common first name in China. A great nickname if your friends’ names are Joey, Zoey, or Yvonne.

娜娜 (Na Na)/小娜 (Xiao Na) – “娜(Na)” is a very common first name in China. A great nickname if your friends’ names are Anna, Nina, Joanna, or Hannah.

妮妮 (Ni Ni)/小妮(Xiao Ni) – “妮(Ni)” is a very common first name in China. A great nickname if your friends’ names are Cindy, Nina, Jenny or Wenny.

丽丽 (Li Li) – It literally means “Beauty-Beauty.”

蓉蓉 (Rong Rong) – Hibiscus, viewed as a beautiful flower in China.

小花 (Xiao Hua) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Little Flower.”

甜甜 (Tian Tian) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Sweet-Sweet.”

太后(Tai Hou) – It literally means “Queen”.

爱妃(Ai Fei) – My beloved consort.

领导(Ling Dao) – My supervisor.

妞妞(Niu Niu) – It literally means “girl-girl”. The reduplication adds an extra cuteness to this nickname.

老婆 (Lao Po) – It literally means “Old Wife.” Chinese couples tend to call each other husband and wife before marriage. They call their partner’s name directly after marriage.

媳妇 (Xi Fu) – Same as the last one.

爱人 (Ai Ren) – An Chinese phrase meaning “My beloved one.”

夫人(Fu Ren) – It means “A person of the husband”.

内子 (Nei Zi) – The person who is responsible for work in the home.

妹妹 (Mei Mei) – It means “Sister”. Calling your girlfriend “sister” is to treat her like a family member.

娘子 (Niang Zi) – An ancient saying of “Wife”, which now is a romantic nickname for a girlfriend.

小跟班 (Xiao GenBan) – A Chinese nickname meaning “My Little Follower”.

小甜心 (Xiao TianXin) – A Chinese nickname meaning “My Sweetheart”.

小妖精 (Xiao YaoJing) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Ghost”.

小美人 (Xiao MeiRen) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Beauty”.

小祖宗 (Xiao ZuZong) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Ancestor” (P.S. Chinese people respect their ancestors and think they will bless them from above).

小天使 (Xiao TianShi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Angel.”

小崽子 (Xiao ZaiZi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Puppy.”

小考拉 (Xiao KaoLa) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Koala.”

小阿狸 (Xiao ALi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little ALi (A popular animated fox).”

小娇妻 (Xiao JiaoQi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Wife.”

小瓜皮 (Xiao GuaPi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Melon Rind.”

小淘气 (Xiao TaoQi) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Naughty.”

小捣蛋 (Xiao DaoDan) – A Chinese phrase meaning “My Little Naughty.”

小笨蛋 (Xiao BenDan) – It literally means “My Little Clumsy Egg.”

小坏蛋 (Xiao HuaiDan) – It literally means “My Little Bad Egg.”

小呆萌 (Xiao DaiMeng) – Clumsy as well as cute.

宝宝(Bao Bao)/贝贝(Bei Bei) – Both words come from “宝贝 (baby)” and make a perfect matching pair for a couple. You can take one for your own and call your girlfriend the other!

小宝贝 (Xiao BaoBei) – It means “My little precious stone”, and makes a great pair with “小心肝(Xiao XinGan, meaning my little heart and liver)”.

太后(Tai Hou) – It means “Queen”. It makes an exact pair with “皇阿玛 (Huang Amma, meaning queen)”. It’s a great nickname if you and your boyfriend want to try some royal family fantasy.

东方不败(DongFang BuBai) – It came from the most popular Martial arts novel of all time “The Legend of The Condor Heroes”. The girlfriend will be called “东方不败”, who is the main female character, and the boyfriend will be called “笑傲江湖 (XiaoAo JiangHu)”, who is the main male character.

Funny Chinese Nicknames for Girls

The following are among the most popular funniest nicknames for girls in Chinese:

白富美 (Bai FuMei) – It literally means “White, rich and Beautiful.”

辣妹 (La Mei) – Girl, you are hot!

毛毛虫 (Mao MaoChong) – A Chinese phrase meaning “Fury & Fury Worm.”

大嘴 (Da Zui) – For a girl who always talks.

某爷 (Mou Ye) – For a manly girl, “爷” means “lord” in Chinese.

巾帼 (Jin Guo) – For a legendary girl, usually referred as a national heroine (e.g., Hua Mulan).

红娘 (Hong Niang) – For a girl who loves to help matchmaking couples, although she herself doesn’t involve in any relationship.

姬友 (Ji You) – For an intimate and trustworthy female friend, who you can share all those secrets that you won’t even tell your mom. Usually between boy and girl.

闺蜜 (Gui Mi) – For an intimate and trustworthy female friend, who you can share all those secrets that you won’t even tell your mom. Usually between girl and girl.

学姐 (Xue Jie) – A general Chinese nickname for a girl in your school who is older than you.

学妹 (Xue Mei) – A general nickname for a girl in your school who is younger than you.

女汉子 (Nv HanZi) – For a girl who is strong and masculine.

毛妹 (Mao Mei) – For a girl comes from Russia, commonly viewed as independent and powerful (e.g., Zarya in Overwatch)

拜金女 (Bai JinNv) – For a gold digger.

迷妹 (Mi Mei) – A mysterious girl whose ways are difficult to comprehend.

玛丽苏 (Ma LiSu) – Came from a female character called “Mary Sue” in a Star Trek fan fiction and is used to nickname a girl who is so perfect as to be annoying.

青梅竹马 (QingMei ZhuMa) – A guy’s best childhood friend who is female.

花痴 (Hua Chi) – A funny Chinese nickname for a girl who is boy crazy.

路痴 (Lu Chi) – For a girl who has a bad sense of direction.

家里蹲 (Jia LiDun) – For an otaku who always stays at home.

傲娇 (Ao Jiao) – For a girl who is initially cold and sometimes even hostile, but gradually showing a warmer, friendlier side over time.

元气 (Yuan Qi) – For a girl who is full of 气(Chi), always brings happiness to friends around her.

戏精 (Xi Jing) – A dramatic girl.

冰美人 (Bing MeiRen) – For a cold-looking girl who is beautiful inside.

暴力女 (Bao LiNv) – The girl who fights better than any men in your neighborhood.

猫奴 (Mao Nu) – It literally means “Cat Servant,” for a passionate cat lover, usually referred to as female.

玻璃心 (Bo LiXin) – For a girl who is easy to get heartbreaking.

醋缸 (Cu Gang) – It literally means “Vinegar Gallon Bucket,” for a girl who is easy to get envy on someone or something.

爸宝 (Ba Bao) – For a girl who is intimate with her dad. Vice versa, “妈宝” means a boy who is intimate with his mom.

小姐姐 (Xiao JieJie) – A Chinese nickname meaning “Little sister,” to phrase a girl’s everlasting youth.

河东狮 (HeDongShi) – We nickname a girl “河东狮(East River Lion)” who screams really loud as if she masters the legendary Kungfu technique “河东狮���.”

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Saving the last episode of 演员请就位 . I didn't watch the first season so I can't comment but out of Zhao Wei/Er Dong Sheng/Chen Kai Ge/Guo Jingming, I really like 尔导 the most. I came to watch for 流量s after watching 画皮 haha, but started stanning 尔冬升 instead 😂.

Zhao Wei - I think her only directorial work is So Young? Ok solid but there's no other works to judge her on. Solid actress, strong directorial debut. She's been picking handsome men for her team but her team truly has the best 团魂. Out of the directors, I think shes the most lenient and more buddy buddy with her actors. Maybe she'll change with more experience lol. You can tell she's being polite the entire show and doesn't give a crap about GJM hahaha, shes always shading him, side eyeing him and making neutral comments so she doesn't offend any one. She's very 新生代esque and I like how she decided to keep 辣目!!

Guo Jingming - I literally have not even watched 小时代 and both 爵迹's are not the best calibre of movies??? Can't believe he gave an S card to 何昶希 like 3 times wtf. He likes them pretty boys. "You don't have to like it but please allow it it exist." Wtf lol. "The reason I give an S card is because I want him to act for me." *2 seconds later* "I didn't mean I want him right now, I only said it because thats my standard." Smh. He gives comments as if he needs to prove something. "I only film movies-" SON WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?? "I don't like scenes with alot of dialogue" i'm-

Chen Kaige - his most famous work is 霸王别姬?? Rumors say his dad sctually filmed it and he just stuck his name on it. Other than this, He really doesn't have any works that stand out. Also pretty sure he took the offer to be on the show because it was part of the deal that led 陈飞宇 to be the male lead in one of his shows. He says some pretty cool things to his actors , advice that actually make sense and will help them but his script writing his terrible?? Also half the time, he really is sitting there making no comments and actually "watching the show go on." 老狐狸一个 lol. Sad Myolie Wu chose to be on his team. Because of her age, she got stuck chasing a 小鲜肉 for her last two works with Kaige daoyan smh what a waste. Also didn't like the way he treated 张海宇 by making him put on a fake nose for NO REASON and not even looking at him in the final round and straight up giving Chen youwei 50 points. Speaking of Chen youwei - "我们顶峰相见" - how much money did whatever company UNINE is from pay 腾讯??? Lmao. He's very contrite and polite to his actor but I really don't understand what he is trying to convey through his scripts lol.

尔冬升 - knew him because of his two brothers. He's been around for awhile. I've watched 门徒 and 新宿事件 , both of which he was the director but none of his acting work. About to go down his filmography haha. Out of all 4 directors, he's the newbie, he's also primarily in HK so he's literally not in town. This is his first variety show so for a HK director to be in the mainland, its a big deal because he probably has no people and no connections. Personal life aside, I found him incredibly...kind and naive on this show. For the first half of the show, he was genuinely critiquing and giving comments on acting. He probably came on the show for $$$, and also because he thought it was a show to look at young talents and help 磨练 them. After 李诚儒老师 left, you can tell the atmosphere changed haha. At that point he probably realized the whole show is dumb and only the young popular 流量s will get the votes which is true. While all the other directors picked the handsome young men and most promising girls, he was the only director who picked the older actresses (CKG with Myolie doesn't count) like Ni Hongjie and Ma Su because they actually have acting talent. I don't even believe for a minute that actresses like them were in the B group. He was the only one who was there for the 演员. Everyone was picking 明星s. He knew the trophy wasn't important, what was important was the experience, the knowledge and the future opportunities. People like Huang Yi, WZR , Ma Su and NHJ are experienced veterans; they're not gonna go head to head with these rookies for a meaningless trophy. The other point I mentioned was kind. He was asking Li zhi nan and Cao Jun about how their lives were, if everything was okay and even extending an invite to connect through Wechat and job opportunities. And I've found his works on 演员请就位, he gives his actors the most even screen time as possible and even in the final round, he let his actors divy up the points. Also to 任敏 - realizing her voice might limit her acting work in the future and is willing to help her find teachers in the future. Ugh 真暖. And one scene early on. After CYW and WCR's version of 三生三世, he was so confused because fans didn't want their idol to hug. Obviously being an older man in his 60s he was like "Ummm if you want to be a serious actor, you need to differentiate between that an idol. Don't be controlled by your fans". Respect. Also when he gets agitated, he lapses back into Cantonese haha.

And 尔导 making GJM cry HAHA.

The whole time, GJM has been making stank faces and annoying comments. "You can not like something but please allow it to exist" and then he goes off saying "I don't like this work, I don't like this production at all." Once you say something like that obviously you mean the directors and production team is at fault, obviously 尔导 was gonna get upset. So fire 🔥 when 尔导 was like "So you're blaming the directors and production then? I don't need you to criticize my actors , I'll do it myself."

The whole situation was going to end when GJM was trying to make himself seem like he was from a more "professional director standpoint " and said "well i film more movies and I didn't learn from this 体系." Like bruh at his age, 尔导 was already winning awards. Gjm really doesn't take a hint omg.

I think he almost shat his pants when 尔导 fired back with "那你学的��什么体系?" Lmao GJM really thought he picked someone easy to bully. And then directly exposing the latter by saying "before filming, you said to go easy so why did you not go easy?" I think being his first variety show, Er Dao was truly a little naive. He really took GJM's words to heart when the dude was just having friendly banter.

You can tell no one takes GJM seriously.

ZW: always shading him.

CKG: sits and watches, no comment.

EDS: "赵薇导演，凯歌导演......敬明" LIKE HES A KID HAHA.

Anyways tldr: i like尔导 and 郭敬明 is a little shit.

[nvwu-moved]

Random Bias Tag Game

OOOH WHAT A SURPRISE KWEEN @tookorean BACK AT IT AGAIN

Rules: Go to this website: www.random.org/lists/ and pick 15 of your bias/faves.

Mum/Dad: Lee Hi


Sibling: Chanhyuk - Akdong Musician (lmao the secret 3rd child that didn’t make it into akmu)

Grandma/Grandad: Lu Han (ok but the boi is old)

Haunts you: Hyunsik - BtoB (BAE WHY??)

Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Kris Wu (HALLELUJAH MY DUDES)

Your ex: Woozi - Seventeen (RIP now he’s Jackie’s boi)

Your Bestfriend: Suhyun - Akdong Musician (this makes sense since I’m assuming I’m her sibling too?)

Proposed to you: Z.Tao (AWKS)

Your Boss: Jin - BTS (at least the office is gonna be clean lmao)

Random person you meet at a bar: Yongguk - BAP (oh boi drunk yongguk...)

Rival: Jun - Seventeen (...what we competing for tho?)

First Kiss: Minhyuk - BtoB (CAN THIS PLEASE BE TRUE)

Drunk and singing karaoke: The8 - Seventeen (YAAASSS WE LIVIN THAT HAN HONG LIFE IN THE KTV)

Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Leo - VIXX (i’m slightly ok with this...)

Gave you your favourite dessert: Amber - f(x) (i still can’t tell if this is an innuendo???)

Tagging: anyone that wants to do it??? idk im tired yo

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TGCF SPOILERS

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Even though I read more than usual, I surprisingly don't have much to say cuz it's mainly fight scenes rn lol

I THOUGT PEI MING DIED FOR REALS IN HIS PALACE DHDJFJFJJFJ and I was like kinda sad....for 0.0004739 second only tho lol

YALL I DIDNT NEED THIS, PLZ I SWEAR GUZI DESERVES THE WORLD 😭

However, Guzi hopped down and opened his arms, blocking in front of Qi Rong, yelling at Lang Qianqiu.

"DON'T…DON'T KILL MY DAD!"

I mean the image of Qi Ying walking with Yin Yu's dead body is just wow but also HE IS DEAD!?!?! IS THIS A JOKE???? PLZ I WAS HOPING IT WUD ONLY BE SHI WUDU

Quan Yizhen was carrying Yin Yu's dead body on his back, standing in the middle of the street with his face covered in soot; when he saw Jun Wu, raging fires burnt in his eyes too.

GOUSHI FOR THE WIN!!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! everything he does, the fighting plans, defending Xie Lian, I love him so much

"He's gone stupid again! I just knew it, this guy just loves going stupid!!! It's been hundreds of years, and it's always been like…who kicked me?!"

"Me," Guoshi said. "Say one more word and I'll push you off directly."

MXTX'S NOTE HERE WAS GOLDEN LOL

Black Water does indeed owe Hua Cheng a huge debt; a very poor Supreme. He's severely dragged down the income average of the entire Supreme rank (although there's only three), but it's not all owed from eating too much

WE GOT A TRANSFORMERS BATTLE FOR REAL I CANT RN

Ya me too, Xie Lian lmao

He was already prepared to perform a service for Pei Ming!

Nvm still hate him

Pei Ming wielded a sword in one hand, and the other was smoothing his locks back; his hair perfect, his charm unruffled. "Not quite alright, but mostly alright."

OH MY GOD JUN WU U MONSTER MY BABY IS BURNING ALIVE ARE U INSANE?!?!? OH MY GOD I SWEAR I WAS LOSING MY MIND WHEN GUZI GOT CAUGHT IN THE FIRE

OH MY

GODOHMYGODOHMYGOSOHMYGOD

Just then, "Hua Cheng" flung out his right hand, and tossed something at him. Without thinking, Shi Qingxuan raised his hand to catch, but when he saw what it was he caught, his entire face blanched.

That object was the Wind Master fan

Yoooo these r some solid words from a loser for reals thooo

I'm a steel-hearted man. Rather than love me, why don't you go love yourself."

Ok hold up

Now that they thought back, when Jun Wu had shot out that trail of fire, Qi Rong had protected Guzi, which was why this child didn't burn to death.

Nope. No. Nooooo. Nope. Haha nope. Qi Rong dead?? Nope. No way. I don't know how to read anymore thanks. Nope. Guzi was totally not crying about how good of a father Qi Rong was when his own father wasn't even that good to him. Nope. No. I will not hear any more on this matter. No.

I find it interesting how Hua Cheng vaguely respects like one dude and its Goushi, but like they are both fiercely protective and ACC caring for Xie lian unlike some ppl (cough Jun wu cough cough). I think in some weird way, they would get along really well lol

Yoooooo what is the deal with Mu Qing and Feng Xin??? Ok Feng Xin I get cuz he was looking for Jian Lan but Mu Qing?? And now he's acting weird??? I'm so suspicious of him rn

He better not be a clone or like Jun Wu just shape shifting into him or smt 😤

Also Jun Wu is CRAZYYYYY LIKE CRAZY CRAZZYYYYY UNHINGEDDD it's kinda cool ngl I do like my villains to be insanely unhinged and overpowered

[theneverendingpurplesky]

Ok, now I’m chapter 66 of Heaven Official’s Blessing and I’ll put my ramblings under the cut because of spoilers (btw, thank you for the likes, reblogs and comments in the other posts!  ❤️❤️❤️)

Shi Qingxuan: “no matter how good the intention, after being passed around, words will always end up becoming negative”

Me: well, that’s because the heavenly court is full of morons... actually, it makes sense considering that they’re a bunch of, in general, privileged and self-entitled rich people with a mass communication device.... oh shit, the Heavenly Court is like Gossip Girl.

Me before: Qi Rong went insane because Xie Lian fell.

Novel: Nah fam, he’s always been a crazy psycho and a bully.

Me:...oh, ok.

I have to say, I feel MUCH less charitable towards him than before. Insulting the people at the top is hilarious, insulting the ones beneath you makes you a bully (and he’s not a bully, he’s a full psycho).

And about that, something that called my attention was that in chapter 1 it says that Xian Le fell to chaos because of the Emperor’s cruel governing; I was like ‘Xie Lian’s father is a cruel Emperor...?’ I thought it was odd (Xie Lian seemed to have a good relationship with his parents, so how could he get along with them if the Emperor is cruel while he wants to help the common people??), so I considered the possibility that the Emperor when Xian Len fell was Qi Rong and not Xie Lian’s father and that Qi Rong governed a la Joffrey, but then XL’s parents would have to die within 3 years after Xie Lian ascended. I still think that’s a possibility, but the other chapters also show that Xie Lian did NOT get along with his father because of opposing views regarding royalty and the common people (his dad is a fucking snob), and details about Xian Le shows that the state of the country COULD lead to a rebellion, even with Xie Lian’s dad as the Emperor. I mean, when I read in chapter 1 about the golden carriages and lavish parade, I was like ‘if the country was so rich, why did the people rebel?’ and then these chapters show that while the nobility and royalty have this HUGE amount of wealth, there are still people living in the slums, in poverty or homeless... I mean, the disparity in wealth is shown to be so deep (the description of the royal palace in comparison to the nearby slums makes you go yikes) that it makes sense that people would grow increasingly dissatisfied. And actually, I was like ‘....is Xie Lian ok with this?’ but then we find out that he did NOT agree with his father’s ruling, but could not do anything against the king --> but I’m not sure if staying away was the right choice...  

And about the Crown Prince Xie Lian, I have to say, the author did an amazing job of portraying how different Xie Lian was when he was Crown Prince; I mean, yeah, he was “woker” and more humble/down-to-earth than the rest of the nobility but certain details made evident that despite that, his view of the world was still coming from a sheltered and rich young master. Like on the one hand, his understanding of the difference between his and Mu Qing’s privilege when he decided to cover him for the gold foil was fantastic, or him taking responsibility for all damages made by Qi Rong (including economic losses from vendors) was great. But on the other hand...

Novel: he didn’t bring a lot with him. Only 200 treasured swords.

Me:

Or when he was looking for sweets to give the poor children because he thought that giving them coins was too much like dismissing beggars and he thought it was inappropriate --> I have to say I was like ‘fuck your candies, Xie Lian! if I were poor/homeless, I would WANT you to dismiss me with your golden coins!!’

I mean, he was nice and humble, and was much better than the rest of the rich people when it comes to helping and understanding the common people, BUT his view was still one that came from someone who grew up being rich and royalty (something he couldn’t help since he was the crown prince in a country like Xian Le, but those details are very interesting, as that trait is not present in the current Xie Lian).

Jun Wu: “in this matter, you really worked hard for nothing, and pleased no one” --> FUCK YOU!! he saved the (rest of the) common people of Xian Le, he avoided them being killed or facing a new wave of discrimination, he avoided clashes and he contributed to the peace in the region, so fuck that ‘worked hard for nothing’ you snake (and this is why Xie Lian needs to elope with Hua Cheng and be done with the fucking heavenly court).

And if he sent Xie Lian because he’s the “only one he trusts” why didn’t tell him “hey the one that disappeared was the Earth Master and I’d sent him to be Hua Cheng’s subordinate as a spy, so Hua Cheng is probably involved” instead of just fucking sending him blindly to the Ghost City??? suspicious... And I love how every time Jun Wu tells him to be wary of Hua Cheng, Xie Lian is like ‘I suddenly can’t hear’ lol.

And thinking about Jun Wu's possible motive to have Xie Lian fail/fall, it called my attention that in Xian Le, the second-highest temple, after Jun Wu’s, was Xie Lian’s (and he only ascended for 3 years...), and I keep thinking that maybe he felt threatened by Xie Lie?? I mean, Xie Lian was suuuper popular and talented (he only cultivated for 2 years before ascending??) and he “disrespected” his parade and refused to apologize because, in XL’s view, he did the right thing, I mean when I read in chapter 1 “Then the Heavens would be the ones who are wrong. Why should the people who are right apologize to the ones who are wrong?” I was like ‘he’s totally right but damn, that’s a gutsy answer’, so I think Jun Wu saw Xie Lian as a powerful (lots of believers) young god who he could not control (or was not respectful enough) and may surpass him and said ‘hell no, he needs to be beaten’ and did it in a covert way while pretending to support him (....and totally not because I was watching old American Next Top Model’s videos and reading comments about how Tyra usually downplays/criticizes the girls that are more beautiful than her because she feels intimidated while pretending to be nice, and that made me think of Jun Wu as Tyra >_>....)