#jumbo beach ball

[daisychainsandbowties]

i just saw the fattest pigeon i have ever laid eyes on

what the fuck is this

[punster-2319]

Ranking the Classic MGM Tom and Jerry Cartoons (Favorite to Least Favorite)

1. Solid Serenade (1946)

2. Trap Happy (1946)

3. Tee for Two (1945)

4. The Cat Concerto (1947)

5. Mouse Trouble (1944)

6. Jerry’s Cousin (1951)

7. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse (1947)

8. Texas Tom (1950)

9. Heavenly Puss (1949)

10. The Zoot Cat (1944)

11. Cat Fishin’ (1947)

12. Flirty Birdy (1945)

13. The Mouse Comes to Dinner (1945)

14. Springtime for Thomas (1946)

15. Baby Puss (1943)

16. Kitty Foiled (1948)

17. Little Quacker (1950)

18. Mouse in Manhattan (1945)

19. Jerry and the Lion (1950)

20. The Million Dollar Cat (1944)

21. The Truce Hurts (1950)

22. Fit to Be Tied (1952)

23. Quiet Please! (1945)

24. Pecos Pest (1955)

25. Puttin’ on the Dog (1944)

26. The Bodyguard (1944)

27. The Dog House (1952)

28. Safety Second (1950)

29. Part Time Pal (1947)

30. Saturday Evening Puss (1950)

31. Down Beat Bear (1956)

32. The Missing Mouse (1953)

33. Little Runaway (1952)

34. Professor Tom (1948)

35. Cue Ball Cat (1950)

36. Jerry’s Diary (1949)

37. Tom and Jerry in the Hollywood Bowl (1950)

38. Jerry and the Goldfish (1951)

39. The Flying Cat (1952)

40. The Duck Doctor (1952)

41. Sufferin’ Cats (1943)

42. Love That Pup (1949)

43. The Yankee Doodle Mouse (1943)

44. The Invisible Mouse (1947)

45. The Little Orphan (1949)

46. Nit-Witty Kitty (1952)

47. Jerry and Jumbo (1953)

48. Timid Tabby (1957)

49. The Bowling Alley-Cat (1942)

50. Puss Gets the Boot (1940)

51. Hatch Up Your Troubles (1949)

52. Sleepy-Time Tom (1951)

53. Fine Feathered Friend (1942)

54. Two Little Indians (1953)

55. Pet Peeve (1954)

56. Muscle Beach Tom (1956)

57. Smarty Cat (1955)

58. Puss n’ Toots (1942)

59. The Night Before Christmas (1941)

60. The Lonesome Mouse (1943)

61. The Milky Waif (1946)

62. Mouse Cleaning (1948)

63. Mouse for Sale (1955)

64. Posse Cat (1954)

65. The Two Mouseketeers (1952)

66. Touché, Pussy Cat! (1954)

67. Tom and Chérie (1955)

68. Tennis Chumps (1949)

69. Salt Water Tabby (1947)

70. A Mouse in the House (1947)

71. Fraidy Cat (1942)

72. The Midnight Snack (1941)

73. Barbecue Brawl (1956)

74. Royal Cat Nap (1958)

75. Hic-cup Pup (1954)

76. Old Rockin’ Chair Tom (1948)

77. Push-Button Kitten (1952)

78. Slicked-up Pup (1951)

79. Puppy Tale (1954)

80. Triplet Trouble (1952)

81. The Cat and the Mermouse (1949)

82. Casanova Cat (1951)

83. The Framed Cat (1951)

84. Cat Napping (1951)

85. Cruise Cat (1952)

86. That’s My Pup! (1954)

87. Dog Trouble (1942)

88. Little School Mouse (1954)

89. Pup on a Picnic (1955)

90. Robin Hoodwinked (1958)

90. The Vanishing Duck (1958)

92. Just Ducky (1953)

93. Downhearted Duckling (1954)

94. Southbound Duckling (1955)

95. That’s My Mommy (1955)

96. Happy Go Ducky (1958)

97. Tot Watchers (1958)

98. Busy Buddies (1956)

99. Tom’s Photo Finish (1957)

100. Polka-Dot Puss (1949)

101. Smitten Kitten (1952)

102. Life with Tom (1953)

103. His Mouse Friday (1951)

104. Mucho Mouse (1957)

105. Blue Cat Blues (1956)

106. Designs for Jerry (1954)

107. Neapolitan Mouse (1954)

108. Mice Follies (1954)

109. Johann Mouse (1953)

110. Baby Butch (1954)

111. The Flying Sorceress (1956)

112. The Egg and Jerry (1956)

113. Tops and Pops (1957)

114. Feedin’ the Kiddie (1957)

There’s all 114 classic MGM Tom and Jerry cartoons ranked (I’m not ranking the later Gene Deitch or Chuck Jones shorts).

WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE CLASSIC TOM AND JERRY CARTOONS?

[sichore]

[I haven't written in years and bam - 1200 words off the dome of whatever idea I've got rattling around.

Pickles goes to the ocean.]

As usual, Pickles is pulled from sleep by a dull throb in his head and in his groin. Try as he might to ignore it, he can't ignore instinct: he has to piss.

With a groan, he opens his eyes and stumbles from the beach chair and over various passed out bodies strewn across the sand to find some place to empty his bladder. Which ends up being some decor half destroyed by whatever the guys were up to a few hours ago. Whatever.

It's the dead of night. All he can make out is the blue of the sand, and the black of the sea beyond. If it wasn't for the crashing waves, he'd think he was looking out into the abyss.

The abyss, and - he blinks a few times, his squinting, blurry vision focusing on a figure in the ocean.

That's -

"Oh! Hey! Heyyyyyy!"

His need to go out there overrides the seed of panic in his gut, as he sprints across the beach with about as much grace as a newborn foal taking its first steps. Stumbling, tripping, he hardly falters once he breaks water, wading until he reaches them.

The [scribe].

No, wait, that's what Nathan keeps calling her, when she's not a journalist or whatever. Right. She's an art teacher. Toki's tutor. [Painter].

… why was her name not coming to mind? Whatever. Not important, clearly.

"Hey, what're you - you, uh, okay out here?"

"Hey," she greets him, casual as ever, like she's not standing in the middle of the goddamn ocean. "I'm all right. No freaking out or deep, soul-wrenching breakdown this time."

She's just standing there, looking out at fuck knows what - everything to the horizon and back is complete darkness. Onyx. Ebony. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

She turns her head to look at him finally, her round glasses flashing with the movement. Her lips move and - he's not sure any sound comes out. Her mouth doesn't form his name and yet he recognizes it all the same, spoken with a familiarity and acceptance that feels dangerously close to affection. Pickles.

"I think it's happening," she says, like it's the most obvious announcement in the world.

"Uh… dude, there's nothing going on," Pickles replies, feeling sick as he says it.

"Yeah you do. You know, this. Us. Whatever we're supposed to do." She shrugs, and Pickles realizes he hasn't stopped looking her over. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. Her dark curls as usual are pulled up and spilling over and around her face, like she hasn't been to bed. Starlight catches on her brown skin, shimmering, silver, then gold. The corner of her full lips quirks - she's trying not to laugh.

"Cut that out. Look."

He Looks.

Stars glimmer and shine beneath their bare feet. Pickles wriggles his toes and he swears that a nebula swells in response. They're everywhere. Galaxies unfurl and sway in the cosmic breeze and stars twinkle and shine and burn and die. He can't look away from the radiant giant of a far off planet, long dead. There's an explosion frozen in time, blooming and swirling cosmic dust blessing the birth of a new star that cries out, wailing, ringing -

He hears…

He hears -

"Ohhh shit…"

He grasps her shoulder; she's freezing, scorching under his grip. His eyes dart around even though he doesn't see so much as feel Them.

He's not high enough for this shit and tonight they're fucking loud, and he can't ignore them, can't get away, can't -

"It's okay." Pickles can't tell if she's talking to him or not. She's holding herself, nails digging into her arms, and without the glasses her brown eyes are - are black, too. Fuck. "I-it's okay."

"Is it?!" Pickles shrieks. "How can you be so calm with this - this cosmic mumbo jumbo bullshit going on? Oh my god. Oh my god, I - I need a drink. Fuck." His hand shakes as it runs through his dreads, thinking this is the worst time to have a panic attack where he can't hide from Their Song, dick and balls out for the world to see like this is some hentai -

"We're gonna be okay." She's speaking, her voice resonating into infinity. Huh. He didn't think the universe would have great acoustics. "We're - what? What do you know about hentai?"

"How would I not know about it?"

"You barely use the computer!"

"Wh - And? I've been around! I've seen old tapes and shit!"

"I just thought it was a bit past your time-"

"Yer not that much younger than me!"

"Oh, my god. Whatever. That's beside the point." She waves her hands and finally turns to face him, and for a moment, he's distracted from the inky black dancing in her eyes.

"... Huh, so it's two snakes on yer tits-"

"Pickles." She's claps her hands before her face and takes a deep breath, like she's praying for the strength to deal with his bullshit. She wouldn't be the first one, he thinks bitterly. "Stop that. Focus. I want to be here."

"Do you really? And how come you can hear me but I can't hear you? That ain't fair!"

"I don't know, you're loud as hell here and I can't turn it off. Look!" Her hands frame his face suddenly, more of a double-slap than a caress. Pickles stills.

Everything goes quiet, blessedly so, and calm washes over him. It's not dreadful this time. There's the universe, and there's him. Breathing in time with the rise and fall of the Great Breath.

"Oh, hey, that's…. That's kinda nice."

"Yeah," she agrees, and despite the nameless dread lapping at his mind he finds himself staring at her face. Her hair loose and waving in the current. Eyes rich like fine whiskey and summer afternoons. Nose wide and nostrils flaring as she stifles another laugh, but she's smiling. Like really smiling, not awkward and forced. Their secret. He promises not to tell. "Freaky, but nice."

"So, uh, now what?" 

"I dunno. We listen, then… do what we do best? What we have to do. Or something."

"Like what, pop a Perc, smoke a bowl? Freaky sex?"

"I - what? No. What? I mean, uh, another time, maybe. No, like, there's something bigger going on."

"Uh huh." He's not sure when he starts holding her hands, but here he is. Idly rubbing his thumbs over her knuckles. "Is… is this the end?"

"No." She shakes her head, which is something to witness underwater. Stars fall from her curls - or embers. "It's the beginning. Just don't mind the tentacles."

"Yeeeeah, I dunno about that."

"And don't look down."

Of course, he looks down. The last place he needs to look when he feels Their tendrils beckoning, slipping down his spine - and himself reaching in turn, with his brain. Or something. Is his mind literally expanding? Shit.

There's heat coming from somewhere. Everywhere. A distant flame that he knows is an inferno. And beneath his feet, a planet looms. He stands above it as a moon, a satellite, space debris and sky hawk all at once. He sees clouds form and waves churn. He feels the Deep, reaching up to call him home.

Pickles' stomach drops as he plummets.

[xavistrider]

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[eloenmaerdrym]

Days at the resort

Credits Apple Fall Vintage Milk Urn – Cream[InsurreKtion] Beach Getaway ❤DaD  “Beachside Picnic FATPACK” ❤{what next} Jumbo Beach Ball ❤ CHEZ MOI  Kabine Patio Set @ Cosmopolitan ❤hive // dwarf palm tree with base . BTrompe Loeil – Iria Desert Ranch + Fireplace @ FaMESHed ❤

[spellucci]

Oceanside

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

Life on the Oceanside is different than life on the Bayside.

Bayside and Oceanside refer to the west and east coast of Assateague Island, respectively. There are a number of bays between the mainland and the island, the largest being Chincoteague Bay.

On the Bayside, where we usually camp, the Carolina wren welcomes the day. The campsites are nestled among stands of trees. The beaches are few and narrow and short. The soft sandy bottom spreads out for hundreds of yards at only a foot or two deep. Families wade out together, grandparents, parents, teenagers, and toddlers just barely old enough to walk, protected by colorful wide-brimmed hats. Kayaks paddle in between the waders. The woods behind the beach are lush and thick and filled with life. Wild horses commute across the campground on their way between their watering holes and the stands of salt water cord grass with which they will make their lunch.

On the Oceanside, the laughing gulls chortle back and forth to each other. The campsites are tucked in here and there between the dunes. The beaches are long and straight and a hundred yards wide. They welcome the Atlantic which sends waves crashing ashore from Greenland and Europe and Africa and the Straights of Magellan. Crabs have refreshed their holes overnight. Crab tracks dot the sand. Bare footprints attest to sand squishing sensuously between the toes of some thoughtful early morning stroller. In the early light, Dora has free reign to run wild across the sand alone, as fast as she pleases. Dora finds old sandcastles which still have a human scent. She tries to chase laughing gulls through the air. The rangers maintain the boardwalks out to the beach each morning with leaf blowers to whisk away the sand that has drifted in overnight.

Dora and Tim take a ball out to the beach at dawn.

They have a ball playing catch.

Dora hides on the dunes waiting for the next throw.

Back at camp, some horses stroll by.

For lunch we treated ourselves to a meal at The Bayside Skillet in Ocean City Maryland. They are famous for their crepes. We split their trademark seafood crepe, a blend of jumbo lump crab, tender shrimp and sweet sea scallops with velvety cream sauce. Best. Crepe. Ever. Dora was remarkably well-behaved under the table on the outside deck of the restaurant.

We did some shopping and then headed out onto the beach in our 9,500-pound beach buggy.

Airing down (deflating our tires temporarily for better driving on sand) revealed that one of our valve stems was sticky and will need repair. No worries. We finished airing down, and Jeanne drove us to a nice wide open spot where Dora can run and run.

We try to play ball again, but it is too hot for Dora, and way too windy to do much more than shelter in the lee of the RV and cuddle with lap puppies. We stay until dinner time, air back up, and head for our newest in a series of Bayside campsites.

After dinner a Ukrainian man hails us from the next campsite asking to borrow our bug "REP-ellent" as he has misplaced his. We exchange stories about how hard it is to reserve a single campsite for more than one day. Happily both of us have our current site for two in a row.

[blackcatdecam]

32" SHAQ Jumbo Beach Ball filmed on Canon M50

[generalsnivy]

After a long day of playing with their lovely jumbo beach ball, Sylveon decided to hop on top of it and take a nap. Surprisingly, it makes for a very comfortable bed too, perfect for nap time.

I honestly didn't think I'd be able to put this together at all! Considering that this was done using Krita on my old school laptop, which is slow AF, just running Windows 10 by itself, it's a pretty big accomplishment for the little laptop that could! The reason why I used my laptop is that my primary desktop PC broke on me recently, again, and it's out for repairs...again! I also didn't want to use my Amazon Fire Tablet as that is not only slow too, (albeit, not as slow as my laptop, but still sluggish.) but Krita isn't available on the Amazon Fire Tablet without modifications or sideloading the app. Plus, the only "good" drawing program on offer isn't good enough for my needs as its stabilizer is far too weak for my unsteady hand and horrendous handwriting. Not only that, but the software is a little buggy with its group layers. Regardless, I wanted to make this work somehow and thankfully, I did.

Despite the slow performance, I had fun drawing Sylveon and their jumbo beach ball! When it came to getting the pose I needed, I winged it for the most part. I had never seen a Sylveon sleeping in the Superman pose as seen with dogs in real life so, I figured that Sylveon would look cuter if I drew them like this. I'm not sure if Sylveons have paw pads or not, so I figured that I'd give them some, just to be safe. I read Sylveon's biology section on Bulbapedia and it didn't mention anything about them having paw pads. Regardless if they have them canonically or not, they turned out great here, in my opinion. I also really loved how the Love Ball jumbo beach ball turned out as I had a lot of fun playing with the shading effects by changing brush styles from Normal to Screen, Multiplay, Overlay, etc all throughout the ball and Sylveon itself, especially when used in combination with a regular digital pen brush and the airbrush! Chef's kiss!

Funny enough, I originally planned on drawing something else. But, after going out to see a movie with Mom one day, returning home, and then scrolling through Twitter, I got an idea for a new drawing and decided to draw this instead. I still plan on finishing the other one, but that'll be done another time. (Unless it's published before this one goes live, in which case, this is completely irrelevant.) It's funny how things can change on a whim, depending on circumstances that occur, am I right.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Hey! How’s it going? I saw that you were doing Halloween asks!

I’d love to see your take on April on Halloween shapeshifting into her own costume, Spidergirl blue but scarier (and smaller since she is almost 7)

This ended up being the whole family. Because I am out of control.

The boys were running back and forth in the living room, chasing each other around. Dylan had spent the last week making his costume, after changing his mind a dozen times throughout the month leading up to the big night. Now he seemed to be an amalgam of a near dozen superheroes -some fictional, some on their holiday card list- and wanted to make sure he could move quickly in it. Sleeper had insisted that simply changing his shape would be cheating, and now looked like a little boy wearing a duct tape and cardboard box robot costume, and kept tripping over the flaps. Each time he fell, a puff of pheromones gusted off of him and filled the room with annoyance. 

“Father,” he whined, dripping out of the seams in his costume to pull himself back into his usual feline form. “I need more tape.” 

“Just a second, buddy,” Eddie said around a mouthful of safety pins he was using to try to keep his own costume from falling apart. He had flexed to show off in the mirror, and split his Robin Hood costume across the shoulders and Venom refused to let him leave without his sleeves in place. He put the final pin into the chintzy cloth and declared himself suitable before turning back to his son. “Okay, what’s wrong?” he asked, crouching down gingerly. It wouldn’t do to tear out the seat of his tights now. 

Sleeper flicked his tail against the flap that had defeated him and sulked. “I should have used tin foil.” 

“Hey, now that’s a great idea. We can wrap it all up, and you’ll be extra toasty warm, too.” Eddie scratched the top of the little Symbiote’s head and went to the kitchen to find a jumbo roll of foil. “Babe?” he called as he checked the drawers and cupboards. “Do you have all the bags ready?” Holding the roll triumphantly, Eddie trotted back to the living room. 

A rustle and thump followed by a curse sounded from the hall closet, and was Eddie’s only answer until Venom oozed out, trailing several glow in the dark tote bags with grinning pumpkins and puffed up cats on them. “These will not hold enough candy,” he complained. “I told you to get bigger ones.” 

“We can run them back to the house to empty them, if we have to.” Eddie taped the foil down and stood the boxes back up for Sleeper to inspect. “Go get Ape, so we can head out. I want to get to the Manchester’s place before the teenagers start messing with the decorations. You’ll love ‘em.” 

In her room, April was glowering at a sparkly tulle princess tutu that had seemed like a great idea when she first asked her parents to make it, but now seemed like a scratchy monstrosity of glitter and discomfort. Even with extra layers, the elastic waistband pinched too tightly, the tulle brushed against her fingers when she walked, and who even wanted to dress up like a princess anyway when she could have been something cool like a werewolf or a bunch of grapes. 

“Little One?” Venom sent a soft pulse of warning down the connection between them then poked himself through the keyhole in her door to check that she was all right. “You’re not dressed. We will be leaving soon, you have to hurry.” 

“I’m not going,” April declared and crossed her arms over her chest and hoped Venom wouldn’t take her up on it. “My costume doesn’t look right.” 

Venom came the rest of the way through the hole and plopped onto the floor before taking up a mostly human form. “What’s the matter with it?” 

“It’s just… I don’t wanna be a princess anymore.” 

“Then you don’t have to be.” Venom pulled himself in, shifting and throbbing for a moment until he looked like a large snarling mastiff. Then a small dragon. Then a beach ball. 

April giggled and tugged at the cuffs of her shirt. “But Sleeper said it was cheating.” 

“Your brother just wanted to make something. You don’t have to.” He allowed himself to lose his form completely to caress tendrils over his daughter’s cheeks and through her hair. “I am sure you will choose something suitably frightening for the occasion.” 

The boys were waiting at the door for them. Eddie had rent another tear in his costume, this time across his thigh, and given up trying to keep it together. If it survived the night, he’d be happy. A pile of foil wrapped boxes was rocking from side to side, beeping and chirping cheerfully, and Captain SuperShazBatHulkFalcMan was fidgeting with his sword-shield-hammer combo. 

“You look great, pumpkin,” Eddie beamed when April stepped out from behind Venom. She was tiny, and blue, with black webs across her face and arms. “C’mere, it’s going to be a long trip. Wanna ride my shoulders?” 

April grew long talons from her fingers and used them to climb up Eddie’s back to position herself comfortably at the back of his neck. 

She’d try the princess tutu next year. 

[straightouttatheashes]

Fluff

DWC 2022 (August) Day 5 - Fluff / Shiver

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Early morning after the Wonderlight Ball, during the Tournament of Ages.

After a night of dancing, enjoying performances, coming down from the thrill of the awards and finishing all that up with some stargazing...Phe was absolutely wasted. Barely just after ditching her dress and jewellery, she’d crashed onto the bed, in the embrace of some jumbo plushies they’d recently bought...and won. Granted, there wasn’t much space left for her in the bed, let alone Barry - so she was sleeping in a rather awkward position, the plushies having taken up the majority of the space.  The grand item haul that had been discarded on the floor, still in bags, could be put away at a later time. Right now? Pheonix was too tired to function.

Trying his best to climb into the bed, Barry huffed and pushed the giant hyena plushie to the side - getting a mumble out of Phe as she barely stirred. Grabbing her arm, he tugged her and huffed louder. “Babe, I can’t breathe in this fluff.”

Letting out another mumble and a sleepy groan, Phe shifted a little as Barry pulled on her arm - causing one of the plushies to roll to the side slightly. “What.” Scrunching her face up, she tried to open her eyes. “Whasgoinon.”

“I can’t fuckin snug ya.” Barry squirmed a little closer to her, but it was still rough. Like trying to climb a mountain in his tired, exhausted state. “There’s too many animals. And I can’t even find Lil B.”

Wrinkling her nose, Phe moved an arm to rub at her face so she could kind of look at him. Sleep was still trying to grip at her. “Hh-oh...B...did he even join us?” She couldn’t remember. Last night had been a lot. “What time is it...?” Sitting up, she pushed the plushies over to give Barry some space.  “Gods...we do need more space, huh?”

“It’s late...we can’t pass out like this.” Late being, super stupid early in the morning, at least. Barry looked around at the collection that had started to grow each time there was an event, and certain plushie stalls. Especially those that sold jumbo ones. Winning the other two in the gumball machine was just...dumb luck. “We can talk about moving in the mornin?” He reached over to find Phe’s face to pat.

When Barry reached for her, she pulled him closer now that there was enough space for the both of them. Well, barely still. One plushie probably found it’s unfortunate place on the floor. “Heh.” She chuckled quietly. “Mmm, at first it was a joke...but...maybe a move wouldn’t be too bad.” She finished her sentence as she curled into him.

Wrapping an arm around her, Barry scoffed lightly. “I like the shack but we need more space. We have so many children now.” He teased with a small laugh.

Phe sighed. “I like it too. Pandaria’s a lovely place but...” She hummed, thinking back to Zuldazar and the beaches around Booty Bay and Stranglethorn. However, when Barry teased her about the plushies being their children, she laughed and pushed his face a little.

“Oh shut up. I don’t see you complaining about them.” The words were barely out of her mouth when she’d be interrupted from any further conversation by a barrage of loud chirps and chatters. Lil B had arrived, and was making his presence known. Make room for Little B, you heathens.

Barry chuckled again as she pushed on his face. “I’m complaining now! It was hard to snug you! Gods forbid, B’s just as bad sometimes.” Speak of the otter and he shall appear. He looked over as the little guy chirped his way on up onto the bed. “Aw, he’s mad at you.”

“Guess we need a bigger bed!” The solution could always be just putting the plushies on the floor, or elsewhere. But who wanted that? She was going to lean in for a sneaky kiss, but Lil B was already pushing himself up between the two of them - wriggling his way in. Fortunately for him, he was the cutest cockblock. “No he’s not.” By the way Lil B flopped over, it was time for pets and attention. And he’d get just that.

Barry raised a brow as he reached down to pet the otter. “The plushies need their own bed.” Watching Lil B for a moment, he chuckled. “Maybe he’s excited we’re home again.”

 “They need their own room! A room dedicated to plushies.” Phe snickered, just imagining it. But she’d trail off for a moment of silence as she looked to Lil B, making himself comfortable in between them. “...You know. You joke about children, but I think we already have one. And yeah, I think he is. We’ve barely been home all week.” She had brought Lil B along to a market in a baby sling that one time.

“A whole room, damn. What kind of new place were you thinking of?” Barry asked, and then rolled his eyes. “Eh probably. That’s what pets are for. We could have brought him to chill in a tent or something.” He gave a light shrug of his shoulder.

“Mm...a shack like this. Maybe a bigger bungalow, more coastal, you know? This place is great for location with Marble and the Cloud Serpents near by...but I think she’d be okay now moving somewhere else.” Phe sighed, trying to get at least a little bit closer to Barry without disturbing the otter.  “Maybe could find somewhere with a good place to properly dock the ship...” They’d be leaving on adventures on that soon, no doubt. She could feel it. A little laugh at Barry’s late recommendation on the tent. “You think he would have stayed in there though?” Lil B would have been unleashed on the entirety of ToA, whether Phe and Barry wanted him to be or not.

“May need something more than this.” Barry moved his arm a little bit more under Phe to bring her in closer for those quality snuggles. “We can take a look around the coast before anywhere else. Oh, if we could find a place for the ship, that’d be nice.” He then snickered at the thought of the otter at ToA, and not staying in the tent. “Oh true. He’d go out and steal hearts and coins.”

“Mm, since going to Zuldazar though...” Phe began to muse. “I kind of fell in love with the place. If we can set up there, that’d be cool. Otherwise, maybe go back to your roots for a bit? Obviously not smack bang in Booty Bay, but I’m sure we can find some land for ourselves somewhere.” She smiled at him, enjoying the closeness.  As Lil B chattered away, she chuckled and scratched his head. “Watch out, he’ll take your job.”

“Zuldazar would be nice. Bit out of the way though, so it’s something to think about.” The idea was tempting, however. Plenty of adventures to have in Zuldazar. “Oh? Yeah, maybe Booty Bay. It can be a bit rough though. We could look around...” He nodded as he thought about it. “Pfft. Then he should wear the Tart tabard.” Barry scoffed at Lil B.

“Somewhere a little more private, at least. I like that about living out here.” Despite the Jade Temple and a fishing village nearby, the Shack did have a good bit of privacy to it. Phe chuckled and rested her head against him. “Besides, I think we suit more beachy vibes anyway.” Pandaria was lovely, but not beachy. “Oh hey that’s an idea. I should give him a little glittery pink bandana.”

“Oh yeah, private is important for me too. Besides our howling and wild sex, I like people not knowing my business.” Barry smirked, and then perked up at the idea of the beach, the smirk shifting into a lighter smile. “Mmm, we should look at some beaches...” Giving Lil B some more pats, he scoffed at the idea of the Tart tabard, but hey, he’d encourage it. “Yeah! Totally. I’ll write him an application and he can be the new ringleader.”

At the mention of howling, Phe raised a brow and looked up at him. “Who the fuck howls?” It wasn’t her. But right after that, she had to laugh. God. Trust Barry to say something like that. “After we recover from the week...let’s go do that, huh? Go scope out some areas and beaches we could make a new home at.” The thought excited her, and it was probably obvious to Barry with the way she smiled at him.

The possibilties with what they could do with their new place were endless. Well, to the imagination, at least. The Shack definately needed an upgrade, and it would be nice for Lil B to have his own area too. Somewhere bigger for the three, no, four of them. Marble was part of the family as well, obviously.  Goodbye renovated fishing shack. Hello tropical bungalows. @disruptanddisturb​ for mentions

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Origins SMP :

The Royal ball (Captain Sparklez & Ranboo)

Dark Sun (Fragrance man I)

Hallelujah (Fragrance man II)

Remember? (Philza, Sneeg, Bekyamon)

Origins Philza Drawing Meme w/ LoverboyLen-art

Origins Phil art/sketches

Phil and Sneeg angst

Q-SMP:

Dad Duo (Philza & Luzu)

Partner. (Missa & Philza)

Chayane Design (ft Missasinf & Philza)

Philza Design

I'm sorry (Philza, Chayann, Tallulah)

My dear! (MissaSinf)

Beach (MissaSinf, Philza, Chayane)

MissaSinf Design

purgatory philza

Gegg we can't both exist! (Charlie slimecicle)

Hermitcraft:

Eepy (Mumscarian)

Mwha! (Mumbo jumbo)

Not chuffed (Mumbo Jumbo)

Infodumping (Mumbo jumbo)

Hermit permit Grian

Cubfan!

Mumscarian

Ron or Mumbo?

Errand boy (mumbo)

Plot shaped Mumbo

Crying statue Mumbo

Happy family (mumbo, grian, grumbot)

Wild life zombie mumbo

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May I interest you in some fem!hermit!Tommy fluff for you in this trying time?

This is set in an alternative version of @redorich 's hermit!Tommy AU. Diverging from the Dream SMP's raid on Hermitcraft. All you need to know is that family trees are convoluted, Tommy's name is Clementine. She's trans, we love her, she has wings and has adopted Grian as her weird almost twin brother.

After the whole "Dreamon" and "invasion" mess the Dream SMP folk didn't expect to hear much from the hermits besides the ones who attended MCC. They thought that the two servers would just continue to exist, independent of one another. Just drifting through the void mere inches apart but never really touching.

Oh how wrong they were.

The hermits were friendly but they had absolutely underestimated just how friendly.

Apparently, the moment Clementine so much as breathed a word about how much she missed her biological family, Scar -ever the kind and helpful mayor that he was- decided to throw a beach party!

Since Clemmy's extended family was pretty large and they didn't want anyone to feel left out, it was an open invitation to everyone on the Dream SMP as long as they behaved.

That point was driven home when a few people, like Antfrost and his unhealed, dog bitten asscheek, mentioned how upsetting the Hermits was definitely not a good idea.

(Deep down they knew that the reason they were really doing this was because the hermits were worried about them. The Dream SMP was just a bunch of traumatized children according to them. They weren't wrong in that assumption but no one wanted to admit that.)

So, when the day of the beach party finally dawned, they all put on their least threatening outfits and packed up their supplies, (where Tubbo got the surf board nobody wanted to question) and entered the portal just like they had done a few months prior.

A few things were different though, the sun was bright and beaming in the sky, soft puffy white clouds rolled by, only promising gentle shade instead of the dreary air of yesteryear.

The shopping district had been rebuilt from it's smoky ruins and they finally all had time to appreciate the lovingly built shops and roads. It looked so beautiful and vibrant, you could practically feel the fact that summer was in full swing.

The smell of nectar and sea salt drifted through the air, sweetening even the sourest of moods. This is what peace was to the hermits. This was their everyday. They were so lucky and they didn't even realize it.

Some people were taking notes of all the different building styles with bright eyes, hoping to replicate some of it when they got home, others were suddenly hit with a feeling of bitter inadequacy of it compared to their homes. Is this what a world without war could look like?

But, no matter the gloomy musings of the few, they were all here to let go for a day! To celebrate the good times and to kick back for seemingly the first time in forever.

Their welcome party this time simply consisted of one person.

It was a strange sight, seeing the Hermits' admin Xisuma without a mask on, wearing a god awful hawaiian shirt that Keralis had thrown at him with glee the moment he mentioned that he didn't have something to wear, and again, were those, gods forbid crocks?

"'Ello everyone! Wow this is quite the turn up. Scar wished he could be here to greet you all personally, but he's still too busy helping the others preparing for the barbecue, so you're stuck with me for the time being.

Now, if you'll kindly follow me, we set everything up pretty close to here, so we'll be there in a minute."

The walk over to the beach was short, but just as scenic as the rest of the server.

Warm, golden sand, gently lapping waves and lush plant life. The sound of the hermits' laughter and soft music filled the air as the smell of the previously mentioned barbecue proved a welcome distraction from whatever the hell was happening on the far right side of the beach (the ZIT trio built a karaoke machine. It was Zedaph's idea. It was also a horrible idea but they didn't seem to realize that yet.)

As they began to debate a plan of attack, no wait. ... fun? enjoyment? eh whatever.

A tall man jogged up to the group. Some people recognized him as Mumbo Jumbo, that one british guy with the mustache. Others, however, as that semi-scary redstone wizard who managed to create extremely powerful potion launchers during the invasion.

He was dressed just as down to earth as the others, holding a tall glass of lemonade in his hand and wearing a (quite goofy) sunhat he borrowed from Ren.

He was explaining something to X in hushed tones (something or other about a minor fire at the barbecue table?) When he looked past the gathering of guests and out towards the path that they had come from, and screeched.

"GRIAN PLEASE I'M HOLDING LEMONADE DON'T!" X reached over and grabbed the glass from his hands just in time for a cackling, feathered ball of something to crash into Mumbo, knocking him into the water with an audible "oof".

There was wild thrashing as the two tried to orient themselves, Grian somehow climbing onto Mumbo's back.

"CLEMMY! COME HELP ME DROWN MUMBO!" Grian waved towards a cluster of trees to their left, underneath which a small gathering of hermits was enjoying a bit of a reprieve from the sun.

"NOT YOU TOO!" came the mustachioed man's scream of distress.

Clementine, the whole terrifying six feet and three inches of a woman that she was, took off running to the water at full tilt towards the struggling brits.

Mumbo, having already formed a strategy in his head, did a perfect T-pose and feel backwards into the water, bringing down a screaming Grian with him. Clementine did a graceful swan dive into the water (how she executed that shall be left for viewer interpretation) and happily joined the fray, even the distressed calls of Stress behind her because "Gods damn it Clemmy! I spent an hour on your hair! And now it's ruined!" couldn't persuade her to give up on her mission to cause as much friendly chaos as possible.

She climbed out of the water a few minutes later, her hair a mess and a bright smile on her face.

"Techie! Wilby! Tubbo! Thank you guys so much for coming! I'm really glad that you could make it." She hugged them each close, enjoying the comfort of having them all together again.

"I wouldn't miss it for the world." Techno relaxed his posture, trying not to fidget too much. He was getting better with crowds but it was still a lot.

"You may think he's joking but he literally dragged Quackity all the way to the portal because he was too busy doing his eyeliner and would've made us late." Wilbur snickered when she leaned in to hug him, earnings him one of her patented ear-splitting laughs.

"I got a recording of it!" Tubbo proudly announced, pulling out his video camera

while still holding an arm around her.

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! LET ME HAVE SOME DIGNITY MAN!" The aforementioned Mr. Fattest Ass in the cabinet screamed indignantly as soon as he got within hearing range.

"Quackity you never had any dignity. It's too late for that." Techno flicked the duck shapeshifter on the head, earning him even more annoyed rambling which he just chose to ignore.

"Well, I'm glad that that's settled, now, I have some people I'd like for you to meet."

She directed them towards the group sitting in the shade, which consisted of False, (a now soaking wet) Grian, Stess, Mumbo (who also looked like a disgruntled cat that was just given a bath), Iskall and Ren.

Meanwhile Doc and Cleo had a little cornered off area they'd nicknamed the "cool kids club" (it was because around this time the sun got strong enough to actually burn her and Doc just felt slightly iffy about the water, since he was, ya know, half robot.)

Clemmy threw herself down on a blanket in front of a grumbling Stress who set about actually making her hair look presentable.

Niki sat down next to them and began discussing the merits of different styles to put Clemmy's hair into.

Ranboo sheepishly sat down next to Cleo's lawn chair folding all of his gangly limbs under himself.

Wilbur happily plopped himself down next to Ren on a blanket and began to hum along to the other's guitar.

Techno lay dow his cape, deciding that a nap was the best course of action in that moment.

Fundy hesitated for a second before going down to the shore to relax and just put his feet in the water for now.

Philza, the awkward dad that he was, chose to sit down close enough to the girls that he'd be able to hear what they were talking about without intruding.

Tubbo placed his stuff down by Clemmy's feet and ran out to the shore with his surf board in hand.

Going through so many conflicts in such a short amount of time really tires a person out, especially ones as young as the ones from the SMP so getting this afternoon of rest truly helped ease some of the stress given to them by recent events.

(Beach episode pog?)

Of course, this little get together wasn't without it's faults. About two hours in Doc accidentally trampled False's sand castle, who in retaliation teamed up with Cleo to dump water on him while he was relaxing.

This little conflict evolved into a battle to see who could build the biggest and grandest sand castle between "Team Himbo" and "Team Women" (one of those was coined by Clemmy). Puffy and Stress set up a good system of transporting sand from point A to point B, allowing them to move faster. False got placed on detailing duty while Niki brought refreshments for the rest of the team. Alyssa was mostly helping out wherever she could, as Cleo worked her armour stand magic to make their castle feel even more alive.

Clemmy just shouted encouragements and bullied the opposing team.

(The member list of Team Himbo has been redacted to avoid any drama about who might qualify as a himbo in the given circumstances)

Somehow the guys managed to convince Techno to join them, which immediately stacked odds in their favor to which Eret and Iskall, being the non-binary legends they are, decided to side with Team Women, now renamed to "Team Prettier Than You".

Their building contest laated for another hour before X decided to try to stop them (it wasn't because of the time. It was because TFC and Grian started shouting things about structural integrity and adding stone parts to the walls and the contestants actually listened when he decided that it was getting out of hand.)

Then it was time to actually enjoy the barbecue. Techno surprised everyone with how delicious his baked potatoes ended up. Beef also got to flex his skills a little with, as you guessed it, beef.

Tubbo and Tango sadly had to eat further away then everyone because the moment they got within ten feet of the fire something mysteriously combusted.

After that, the ZIT trio busted out the karaoke machine and the night went from good to great.

The old Team Star was dared to sing a rendition of Hermit Gang and everyone younger than 25 felt physical distress during some parts.

The sleepy bois (+Tubbo) sang a cover of "Your new boyfriend" (Techno got surprisingly into it) and then Wilbur swiped Ren's guitar to sing some Taylor Swift songs (accompanied by Tubbo on a synth he seemingly pulled out of nowhere) in that one weird accent he can do which had most people wheezing on the floor from laughter after the first song.

Niki threw down a german cover of Say So by Doja Cat. Grian, Phil and Tommy were unconsciously doing the parrot dancing thing. It was great.

Quackity sang something in spanish and Karl and Sapnap made over exaggerated swooning noises.

Skeppy and Bad did a duet. It was as adorable as it sounds.

Some other people also came on stage, belting out songs in such horridly broken voices that I'll spare you the details. Let's just say, nails scratching chalkboards would sound better.

And that was most of the festivities over with.

The last thing on the agenda? A meteor shower. How did they set it up? Clemmy's weird star child thing. The aforementioned girl was huddled close together with her family as they watched the comets streak across the clear sky (all electronics and artificial lights were shut off for the night) and Melohi played from a jukebox in the corner.

Fundy was laying his head in Dream's lap, the other boy was softly threading his fingers through his almost fiance's orange hair while leaning heavily on George and trying not to let sleep claim him as it had the fox (no one knew how this happened, all they were aware of is that the three had disappeared sometime during the sand castle contest only to reemerge having finally talked things through and come to an agreement that they all seemed happy with).

Ranboo, Niki, Puffy and Eret were collapsed in a happy pile just vibing.

The sleepy bois, who were for once actually sleepy, all wore matching flower crowns braided together by Stress's experienced fingers (and Wilbur's rather clumsy ones). Phil and her had managed to come to an agreement of unofficial joint custody after he witnessed Techno embarrassedly lean down to let her place a crown of golden flowers upon his head and saw his internal beam of pride when she called him "handsome".

The boys never really had a mother he mused, maybe she could teach them kindness where he couldn't.

Another surprise addition to the family was the owner of the third pair of wings in the cuddle pile. Phil didn't expect to end up with any more children at this point in his life, but Grain and Clemmy were practically attached at the hip and it felt wrong to even think about separating them.

He only hoped that those two wouldn't cause too much chaos especially when teamed up with Tubbo.

In the end, everyone drifted off to sleep, one by one they closed their eyes on their most perfect day. Praying for whatever might be out there, that they'll have many more moments just like this.

Well,

almost everyone.

Callahan chuckled as he walked back up to his spot with Alyssa farther away from the others. shutting off his camera after cycling through the pictures he took of everyone looking goofy while sleeping (His favorite is the one where Clemmy was very visibly munching on Techno's hair). He may not use those as blackmail but he sure ass hell was going to tease them about it later. He fell asleep there on that hill, drifting off to comforting rest like the others.

After that? Life moved on.

It was chaotic sure, and not perfect.

But it was theirs. They grew up slowly, learning to be kind to one another, how to grow with one another.

Life wasn't always perfect but hey, they had each other. And in the end? That's all that mattered.

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Where/How do you get Eureka items?

i think ive answered this in another post? but i don’t mind responding again.

eureka items are an item that is a random drop from another item you can craft in reputable goods, fera fashions and twigla’s workshop. right now the only ones that exist are:

(key: -available item-eureka item)

——————— reputable goods———————

-alchemist vials-rare alchemist bottle belt

-grunge tail chain-rare barbed tail chain

-travel anvil-rare blacksmith bag

-pointed fae collar-rare posh seraph collar

-jet amulet-rare woodland collar

-kobold sword-wooden sword

-western lasso-cactus buddy

———————fera fashions———————

-tail eye charm-rare sinister bone string(out of stores!)

-shoulder bag-rare back pouches(out of stores!)

-tail petals-rare tulip tail(out of stores!)

-sharp bone necklace-rare dreadtie(out of stores!)

-ribbon cuffs-rare bangles(out of stores!)

-lace anklet-rare dapper lace(out of stores!)

-forest tail bells-rare woodland tail bells(out of stores!)

-apple brooch-rare poison apple brooch(out of stores!)

-tail furhawk-rare elegant furhawk(out of stores!)

-vineyard earrings-rare spine earrings(out of stores!)

-star clip bracelet-rare ruin stone cuffs(out of stores!)

-alchemist staff-rare fae lantern staff(out of stores!)

-cozy bomber hat-rare kitty bomber hat(out of stores!)

-goldenwood armor-rare royal piked armor(out of stores!)

-lantern lattice cuffs-rare elegant lattice leggings(out of stores!)

-flower headband-rare marsh flower headband(out of stores!)

-alchemist tome-rare dark arts tome(out of stores!)

-stately cuffs-rare thorn cuffs(out of stores!)

-alchemist heavy chain-rare royal neck plate(out of stores!)

-buttercuffs-rare fera fly cuffs(out of stores!)

-tail flipper-rare feathered tail flipper

-commoner shoulder pads-rare regal shoulder pads

-flower bands-rare candle flower bands

-mustache-rare mustache with beard(out of stores!)

-fish kite-rare epic fish kite(out of stores!)

-school bag-rare wood nymph bag(out of stores!)

-parasol-rare wagasa parasol(out of stores!)

-blizzard hat-rare epic blizzard hat(out of stores!)

-woodland antlers-rare woodland nymph antlers(out of stores!)

-tail blades-rare epic tail blades(out of stores!)

-floating crown-rare elegant floating crown

-flame rune tail-rare regal flame rune tail

-bell collar-rare ribbon bell collar

-halo-rare winged halo(out of stores!)

-spring hood-rare gothic hood(out of stores!)

-autumn brooch-rare skull brooch(out of stores!)

-hunter wraps-rare garden snake wraps(out of stores!)

-eggshell hat-rare decorative eggshell hat(out of stores!)

-tail pillow-rare royal worm(out of stores!)

-rounded collar-rare lace rounded collar(out of stores!)

-knife necklace-rare knife brooch(out of stores!)

-spacer adornment-dark space cheek guards(out of stores!)

-spacer collar-dark space collar(out of stores!)

-spacer gauntlets-dark space gauntlets(out of stores!)

-spacer league mohawk-dark space mohawk(out of stores!)

-spacer suit-dark space spaulders(out of stores!)

-spacer tail guard-dark space tail guard(out of stores!)

-voyager armor-dark voyager armor

-voyager helm-dark voyager helm

-voyagers mustache-dark voyager mustache

-voyager shield-dark voyager shield

-voyager shin guards-dark voyager shin greaves

-team delilah cap-antlered team delilah cap

-team aradia cap-horned team aradia cap

-winged cuff-durable winged cuff

-beetle helm-majestic beetle helm(out of stores!)

-beetle pauldrons-majestic beetle pauldrons(out of stores!)

-beetle skirt-majestic beetle skirt(out of stores!)

-planetary crown-attis crown

-authoritative cap-fancy authoritative cap(out of stores!)

-striped socks-floating striped socks

-frosted leaf crown-frosted leaf skull crown(out of stores!)

-gothic frilled hat-gothic bone hat

-gothic haunch bows-gothic bone haunch

-gothic lace choker-gothic bone lace choker

-gothic night bands-gothic bone night bands

-gothic shoulder frills-gothic bone shoulder frills

-gothic tail frill-gothic bone tail frill

-winter collar-plaid winter collar(out of stores!)

-winter cuffs-plaid winter cuffs(out of stores!)

-daunting adornment-woodland adornment

-daunting armor-woodland branch pauldrons

-daunting claws-woodland cuffs

-daunting amulet-woodland lavalliere

-daunting toptail-woodland tree hat

-striped neck collar-tuxedo collar

-metal shoulder cuffs-floating striped shoulder cuffs

-rogue cuff crossbow-bard anklets(out of stores!)

-rogue collar-bard purse(out of stores!)

-matryoshka hat-DJ earmuffs

-icy climbing pick-drill tail(out of stores!)

-frigid rose-kitchen shield(out of stores!)

-classy earrings-fairy k earrings

-classy glasses-fairy k glasses

-classy brooch-fairy k brooch

-classy tail flower-fairy k tail flower

-twigla back buddy-exclusive twigla back buddy(enigma items)

-punk face piercings-punk ear piercings

-explorer dish-wooden shield

———————twigla’s workshop———————

-midnight moon chair-rare midnight moon chair

-midnight moon lounge-rare midnight moon lounge

-evening chair-rare evening chair(out of stores!)

-evening lounge-rare evening lounge(out of stores!)

-apparition armoire-rare apparition armoire

-leaping kitsune statue-rare leaping kitsune statue

-treasure trunk-rare treasure trunk(out of stores!)

-indominable throne-rare indominable throne(out of stores!)

-twiggle-os breakfast cereal-rare twiggle-os cereal with prize(enigma items)

-epic ocean lamp-rare axoly ocean lamp

-mandrake-rare fruitful mandrake(out of stores!)

-old dead tree-rare old dead tree(out of stores!)

-ocean lamp-rare uniseahorse lamp

-sushi-rare sushi & musubi(out of stores!)

-mystic lamp-rare mystic twiggle lamp(out of stores!)

-feral pho-rare jumbo shrimp feral pho(out of stores!)

-mother-in-law’s tongue-rare mother-in-law’s tongue of wrath(out of stores!)

-carnivorous larry-rare fire breathing carnivorous larry(out of stores!)

-shimmer blade vanity-shattered shimmer blade vanity(out of stores!)

-pinata-senri pinata(out of stores!)

-academic bookcase-graduate academic bookcase(out of stores!)

-gnarled archway-twintree gnarled archway(out of stores!)

-lanternberry lantern-refined lanternberry lantern(out of stores!)

-art deco ottoman-embellished deco ottoman(out of stores!)

-cottage trunk-open cottage trunk(out of stores!)

-log shelves-tiered log shelves(out of stores!)

-snazzy shelves-four crows branch

-snazzy window-lunar phases rug

-slushy market stall-city fera closed sign(out of stores!)

-moonsea painting-city fera game posters(out of stores!)

-moonsea chest-alchemy cauldron(out of stores!)

-kino action figure-epic kino figure

-kotatsu table-spring tsukue

-slushy bridge-spring fable bridge(out of stores!)

-slushy log bench-spring market stall

-slushy frost fire spit-spring roast fire spit(out of stores!)

-slushy tent-spring tent(out of stores!)

-appleseed tree-blender with fruits(enigma items)

-dreambow flag-custom flag(out of stores!)

-deep sea aquarium-dark light aquarium(enigma items)

-figpear tree-garden café sign(enigma items)

-classic shelves-classic baking essentials

-classic sink-classic counter

-classic washer-classic dishwasher

-classic shower-classic tub

-beach towels-beach lounger

-shovel and bucket-sandcastle(enigma items)

-beach ball-volleyball net(enigma items)

it’s not a very common occurrence, but i got lucky with a few of mine, getting them within 1-3 attempts, but others not so much(it took me 37 tries with the leaping kitsune statue).

so- yeah. they’re fun- you can try yourself, it’s pretty cool, and a very nice feeling when you get them.

[eloenmaerdrym]

Rooftop Party

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[thomasdawsonn]

Sugar Burn // @luxcollins​

The beach was packed and littered with so many Pogues and Kooks, nursing solo cups and laughing under the sun. Thomas had a love-hate relationship when it came to beach parties. It might be because the music is always so loud that the only thing he can hear is the heavy bass that makes him lose track of his own heartbeat and train of thought. Or it might be because the crowd of other teenagers drinks so much that there’s puke where he least expects it, and hands wandering where he doesn’t want them. Thomas chews on his lower lip now, feeling his fingertips tingle from too much alcohol.It hadn’t even been an hour and he was already out on some cliff, cigarette firmly between his lips and his eyes staring down unseeing out onto the water as some carried out their surfboards. He was stationed at the top of the hill, wanting some quiet time with Lux, away from pondering eyes. Their twin jumbo slurpees are half way finished and melting in their spots in the sand and Thomas is already feeling the warm buzz of stepping into the precipice of being moderately tipsy. They make sure to find a spot not too crowded with people and take turns in pitching and catching. “Thought I was gonna have to send a search party to find you, I’ve aged since you’ve come back.” He teased now, mocha orbs met her emeralds as Thomas inhaled smoke deeply. That feeling that had been persisting in his gut grew with every single second that passed when he looked at her, she smiled for the first time, and he almost had to look away, as if something that nice didn’t belong in a world like this. Didn’t belong in his world.

 He wraps an arm around her, mouths were slotted together as his fingers ran through her hair. Something exploded in his chest, burning away all his fears and worries and it felt like nothing ever mattered.  Right now, Lux’s throwing a good couple of feet away from Thomas who catches the ball perfectly every time. Thomas has always side-eyed her reflexes and frighteningly accurate precision.”I’m starting to think you were a pro baseball player in another life.” He shouts now, brilliant vibrant splashes of color surround those adorable pie-cut pupils that he loves so much, and he can't help but become hypnotized by them. His lips part and he lets out a long, drawn out breath that he hadn't been aware that he was holding. His eyes study each streak of color within them and he smiles softly. Thomas’s tanned skin was sticky with sweat as his feet pounded against the sun warmed sand as he tried to walk as fast as he could, scooping her up now as he threw her over his shoulder spinning her around. “ You know, maybe if you were less attractive it’d be less disturbing. But no, you’re gonna send this body into cardiac arrest. “ he teases now as he sets her down. Thomas loved watching Lux. The way her face would set, all serious lines and thoughtful expressions. The way her tongue would poke out from between those soft, pink lips. She looked intense, and the way she let her emotions shine through her art of a body was a stark contrast to their usual goofiness. 

“ If I recall correctly Madame, you still owe me a dance. “ He muses now holding his hand out to her. The night was filled with drinking games, chugging contests, and other events that led to just about everybody’s intoxicated state. Everyone was slumped over and slightly slurring their words. The songs blasting on the speakers  slow down and Thomas starts to place his palms her hips . He twirls her around now, a harmonic laughter falling from his lips,  “Oh and she’s got moves folks,  just keep on dancing 'till the boys are gone. So I can keep you all to myself.”Lux was thoughtful and bright and nothing like anyone else Thomas has ever met before. She has a brilliant mind and a smile that rivals the sun, and  Thomas falls in love with her gradually, over long talks and soft moments like these with her. It helps him forget, for just a little bit as he presses a soft kiss against her forehead. Thomas moved his hand under her cheek and leaned back in, kissing her again, trying to keep the kiss as soft as possible. He slowly wrapped his hands in her hair, carefully pulling the scrunchy  that held her hair up. Her golden strands spilled out freely, and he  couldn’t help but move his hands through it. Her hair was always so soft.He pulled away after a minute, smiling like an idiot. “You know I love you, right?” Feeling warm breaths against his skin. It was such a soothing, innocent gesture, that he didn’t really know how to react. Thomas pulled away and gazed at her, a gentle look in his eyes. “ I guarantee you Cami and Liam are probably shitfaced  somewhere.”