#julian x seb

[choccy-milky]

⭐ HL x animal crossing ⭐

something for fun bc why not......i have free will their personality types?? maybe?? : seb = smug clora = peppy poppy = normal/sweet imelda = snooty ominis = lazy (or cranky tbh) leander = jock natty = sisterly

[leaswhum]

Westley! If Sebastian and (King) Julian were a fruit, which would you say suits them best?

:D

Westley set his cup to the table slowly. What an odd question. Certainly not something that had ever crossed his mind before. He pondered a moment, his head tilting just slightly as he searched for a genuine answer.

"Julian's is easier for me, I think. He's not quite as dark and complex as he likes to make himself out to be," Westley chuckled.

"I would say he's a lot like a pineapple, maybe? A bit intimidating when you first meet him (not without good reason, of course.) And you have to learn how to handle him while you get to know him, or you could wind up hurt, truthfully. He can be, well... a bit prickly," he paused.

"Once you get past the front, however, he's actually incredibly bright and has a very colorful imagination. He's a lot of fun to be around. And then pineapples have the leaves - " Westley gestured around his head. "They look a bit like a crown, don't they?" he groaned. Such a silly name.

"As for Sebastian...Huh," Westley frowned, silent for a beat.

"Blackberries," he answered finally. "They're very pretty. I always thought so, anyway. When you think 'fruit,' you tend to think of a bright array of color - and yet the color of a blackberry isn't really off-putting, even though it's not what you're used to."

"Once you've moved beyond that and attempt to eat a blackberry for the first time, it confuses you further still. Because it bites back," Westley huffed, sounding almost amused. "It catches you off guard - so tart it can send an almost painful spark through your jaw. Then the seeds start popping between your teeth, and that can shock you a bit, too.

"You start questioning yourself, 'Is this actually good? Why did I want to try this to begin with?' "

"You try another anyway," he said with a small smile. "You know what to expect, and it's less jarring. Then another. And another. Sweeter with each bite. Then the bowl is empty, but you find yourself craving more. You realize you may have actually found your favorite fruit..." he trailed off.

"I - Well, that was my experience, anyway," Westley flushed and cleared his throat. "With blackberries, that is."

[solaireverie]

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∘⋆․⊹․∘⟡˖*⊹ ∘⋆․ formula 1 / motorsport

drivers: charles leclerc, lewis hamilton, max verstappen, sebastian vettel, lando norris, mick schumacher, alex albon, fernando alonso, logan sargeant, yuki tsunoda

ships: lestappen, brocedes, yukierre, sebchal, sewis, simi, seb/anyone tbh

football ⋆｡°✩☾⋆｡°✩

players: pablo gavi, pedri, julian alvarez, frenkie de jong, martin ødegaard, kristie mewis, mapi leon, sophia smith, aitana bonmatí

ships: pedrigavi, mullendowski, modramos, sernando, kunessi, whatever pep and mourinho have going on

୧ ‧₊˚ ���* ‧₊ ⋅* other

characters: kageyama tobio, kuroo tetsurou, nanami kento, fushiguro megumi, zen'in maki, levi ackerman

ships: kagehina, sakuatsu, nanago, itafushi, nobamaki, eruri, kesper, firstprince

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types: fics, social media aus, edits, & web weaves

readers: i write for all genders and pronouns. i'm partial to driver / footballer!reader and driver / footballer's family!reader

genres: fluff, humor, angst, hurt/comfort, crack

do not request: smut, nsfw/dc, suicide/self-harm, abuse

[stupidfuckingwindow]

Masterlist // About;

I'm Danny. I usually write/ talk about my interests. Requests open atm. Currently fixated on Wolverine. If I do write anything x reader, they'll likely have no pronouns explicitly said, (though i'll write afab and amab) and will be nonspecific in appearance.

NSFW ☆ | Slight NSFW ♤ | Angst ♧

-Masterlist in progress-

Ryan Gosling

Driver-

-Hands // Driver's hands. ♤

-His curves // Your favorites among Driver's many curves. ☆

-You // You caught Driver in your apartment. He repays you. ☆

-Rain // Driver's thoughts about you, in his car.

-Captive // Coming back to a tied up Driver after a few hours. ☆

H. March-

-Sensitivity // Holland's loud, stupid, and incredibly easy to startle.

-Drainage system // Holland mulls over his relationship with you. ♧

-Noise // Holland can't ever shut up, especially when it comes to pleasure. ☆

-Three's company // A night with Holland and Healy. ☆

-Silver lining // Part 2 to Drainage System. ♧

H. Letham-

-Autosarcophagy // Henry's habit of 'eating' himself alive.

-Toxic Henry headcanons ♧

‐Turpentine // He can't stop thinking about you long after you've passed. ♧

-Nsfw hc. ☆

Ken-

-Eyes // Ken's worries regarding you.

-Cable knit sweater // Handjob with Ken. ☆

-Nsfw hc. ☆

-Peppered Kisses // Ken steals a jalapeño from your cutting board. What happens next will (not) shock you!

-Bark like you want it // Ken hates being ignored. ☆

-Campfire // Catching Ken. ☆

-Drivin' me insane // Ken has to be on stage soon, but you won't let him go without teasing first. ♤

-Guess I'll go eat worms // Ken doesn't seem to understand the concept of death. ♧

S. Wilder-

-NSFW Alphabet. ☆

-Piano Keys // Cockwarming with Seb. ☆

-Pretty Predicament // Sneaking under the piano while he plays. ☆

L. Lindstrom-

-Crow // Lars feeds some birds.

R. Haywood-

-NSFW Alphabet. ☆

-Brutus // Richard gets his shit rocked.

J. Thompson-

-Drown // Julian's wants, regarding you. ☆

-Dependent // Julian thinks back on his hands. ♧

C. Seavers-

-Stuntman // A morning with Colt. ♤

-NSFW Hc. ☆

-Terrible Idea // Using a vibrator in public on Colt. ☆

Noah Calhoun-

-Smile At The Moon // Your deer is long gone. ♧ ☆

Multiple-

-One NSFW hc for every character // part one. ☆

-Three NSFW hcs // Six, Henry, Ken. ☆

-Crowded // Henry, Officer K, Richard. ☆

The X-Men

Logan Howlett-

-Writing test 1 // Being eaten out by the Wolverine. ☆

-Writing test 2 // You're not supposed to move while cockwarming. ☆

-Cut me a little deeper, please! // Logan almost turns you into a kebab. ☆

-Canadian Wolfman in New York // In which Logan and you have a quickie. ☆

[the-iceni-bitch]

A Wolf in the Castle

Pairing: Charles Blackwood x fem!Reader

Words: 4110

Summary: You arrive at Blackwood Manor to find an unexpected visitor disrupting the sensitive ecosystem of the small family.

Warnings: Explicit language, explicit sexual content (oral sex (f receiving), fingering unprotected vaginal sex), very minor violence (brief mention of blood), mention of committing crimes, SMUT, 18+ ONLY!

A/N: I’ve been binging a bunch of Seb Stan movies over the past few days as I finish my week off, and Charles Blackwood kind of struck me. I really enjoyed this fic and hope you do too!

Will reblog later with tags (join my taglist here!)

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Alright, what the hell? You thought to yourself as you pulled up to Blackwood manor.

There was a strange red convertible in the driveway. Constance and Merricat never had visitors aside from the Clarkes and you. You frowned to yourself as you climbed out of your sedan, picking up the books and flowers from the passenger seat as you went to knock on the front door.

Constance greeted you with one of her beaming smiles that always managed to break your heart a bit.

“Y/N, it’s so good to see you! I know Merricat has been looking forward to you coming to visit. You’ll have to excuse us, our cousin Charles has come to stay with us unexpectedly, so we didn’t have enough time to prepare a room for you.”

“Constance, you don’t need to apologize!” You chided as you followed her into the receiving room. “You’re certain this visit won’t be a strain, now that you have another houseguest?”

“Oh, nonsense! Merricat would never forgive me if I sent you away! I see you brought her some new books. And are those lilies?”

“Lilies, cherry blossoms, and lilacs. I remembered they’re your favorites!” You gave her a warm smile as you handed her the bouquet and set the books on one of the end tables.

“Thank you so much! Oh! Y/N, this is our cousin, Charles Blackwood! Charles, this is Merricat’s tutor, and our very good friend, Y/N.”

You extended your hand to the man who had just entered the receiving room and he pressed his lips to your knuckles with a charming smile. His blue eyes took you in as he leaned back against the rear of the couch. You were a stark contrast to Constance’s proper and domestic appearance. You were wearing a pair of tight white capris and a gingham blouse that you had tied in a knot just above the waistline of your pants.

You gave him an appraising look of your own. He was relaxed in a cream linen suit. His soft chestnut waves slicked back from his face as he gave you a smirk. He had an air of easy allure about him that made you uneasy. 

You didn’t trust him a bit.

“So nice to meet you, Charles.” You murmured as he stared at you.

“Y/N!” Merricat came tearing into the receiving room and leapt on you, wrapping her arms around you in a desperate embrace and making you laugh. “Oh, I’ve missed you so much!”

“Mary, you’re being incredibly inappropriate.” Charles was no longer smiling as he watched your young student chatter at you giddily, her hands and knees smudged with dirt from the garden.

“Please, it’s fine.” You grinned at him as Merricat shot him a poisonous glare over her shoulder. “I’ve brought you some new books Merricat, ‘Transcendental Magic’ and several encyclopedias of poisonous plants of the United States and Canada.”

“Oh, thank you!” Merricat ran her fingers over the book covers lovingly when you handed them to her. “Will you join me in the woods to look for some of these?”

“Dear girl, I would love to. But first I need to bring in my suitcases and unpack.” Constance was still beaming between the two of you as her sister opened the book on magic and started to read. Charles looked incredibly disapproving though, and that made you smile for some reason. “I think it’s a little too late for us to venture out tonight anyways, so why don’t you help me bring in the rest of my things, and tomorrow we can make a whole day of it! We’ll bring a picnic and everything!”

Merricat grinned at you before she ran off to put away her new treasures, taking the steps two at a time.

“You shouldn’t encourage the girl.” Charles mumbled under his breath, scowling at you.

“I think it’s lovely how Merricat light’s up whenever Y/N is here.” Constance started to say, but her words died off and her smile took on a certain strain as Charles turned his disapproving gaze to her.

“Exactly what harm is she doing?” You asked, turning to the man with a tired expression. “The girl is exceptionally bright, and I refuse to stifle her. She could be turning that energy into something far more destructive if she isn’t given a proper outlet.” You murmured, shooting a knowing glance at Constance.

“Very well.” He grumbled. “Just make sure she’s washed up for dinner. Constance has made us a lovely meal, I won’t have the girl spoiling it.”

You considered questioning Constance about her cousin once he left to work his way up to his room, but she just gave you another smile and turned to head to the kitchen and finish her preparations. Merricat came bursting through the front door then, looking slightly comical as she tried to maneuver your two cases at once. You hurried to assist her and the two of you headed up to the guest room.

Once you reached the guest room, the two of you set to unpacking your things.

“When did your cousin arrive, Merricat?” You asked as you hung up some of your dresses and she arranged your makeup and perfumes on the vanity.

You saw her shoulders tense when you mentioned Charles. Jonas had followed the two of you and was winding his way through Merricat’s legs. She picked him up and held him close to her chest.

“He came here unbidden and is most unwelcome.” She whispered harshly as she avoided making eye contact with you. “I believe he is making Uncle Julian sicker, and he intends to take Constance from me.”

You stood up to embrace the girl, hoping to soothe her. You smoothed your hands over her hair as she buried her face in your chest.

“Dear girl. Are you sure about these things?” She was incredibly overprotective of her remaining family members, but you couldn’t deny the man made you uncomfortable too.

She just nodded into your shoulder.

“Well, we’ll just have to do our best to make sure he leaves then, won’t we?” You tipped her chin up to face you and she gave a small smile of relief. “Now, I’m going to take a bath before dinner, you should get cleaned up as well. We don’t want to arouse any suspicions.”

She gave you a serious nod and scurried off to her room as you went to run yourself a bath. You chewed the inside of your cheek nervously as you began to undress, considering the best way to go forward.

You joined the family downstairs an hour later, and again felt Charles’ eyes lock onto you. He was considering the differences between you and Constance, once more. Constance had changed into a lovely pale blue chiffon dress for the meal, while you had again chosen an outfit that could well be considered scandalous; a long-sleeved black satin cape-cod sheath that hugged you tightly. He was leering at you over his glass of wine as you entered the dining room.

You heard Merricat hiss when she pushed her Uncle Julian into the room, and deduced that her cousin was wearing one of her father’s suits. He had also placed himself at the head of the table. You gave a heavy sigh as you took your seat across from Constance, in between Charles and Julian. You gave the girls’ uncle a smile and polite greeting as Constance poured you a glass of wine.

“This looks wonderful as always, Constance.” You tipped your glass to her and gave her a small smile of appreciation before raising it to your lips. The poor woman was doing her best to ignore the excessive tension in the room, beaming at everyone seated around the table.

“I’m so glad you like it, Y/N. I made sure to make you some green beans amandine, I remembered that it’s your favorite.”

“It is, it’s so sweet that you remembered.” You praised her, sending her into a fit of tittering. “So, Julian, how are the memoirs coming?”

You smirked into your drink as the man started going on about the night of the murders. You could sense Charles tense up once he started talking and turned your head just enough to catch a glimpse of the muscles in his jaw tense up as he took a swig of wine.

“That’s enough.” He seethed, slamming his glass back down on the table and taking a deep breath to recenter himself. His smile had a certain strain to it when he lifted his head again. “Let’s talk about happier things.”

“Oh, of course.” You murmured. “Merricat, how are your studies going?”

You saw his knuckles grow white as he gripped the edge of the table.

“Oh, I’ve learned six new spells since I last saw you, the first…”

“No.” He looked at you frustratedly as you threw a wink to Merricat, making her giggle. “How about we just, enjoy our meal, hmm?”

You shrugged at him and took another sip of wine before tucking into your dinner. Constance was such a wonderful cook, it was easy to lose yourself in the food. Everyone had a clean plate before long, and you stood to help Constance and Merricat clear the table.

“No, Y/N, you’re our guest, I don’t want you doing any work during your visit with us. It wouldn’t feel right.” Constance scolded you. “Please go join Charles and Julian in the lounge for some after-dinner drinks, oh, and maybe some dancing later, wouldn’t that be lovely?”

“That does sound lovely.” You turned to walk to the lounge but when you arrived, only Charles was there, pouring himself a glass of sherry. “Where’s Julian?”

“Julian decided to turn in for the night.” He told you as he focused on pouring his drink. “Did you want a sherry?”

“Yes, please.” He handed you a small glass and you took a sip, giving a hum of appreciation when the sweet liquor hit your tongue. “Constance is such a wonderful cook, isn’t she?”

“Yeah, Connie’s great.” He chuckled, turning to face you. You felt your hackles rising as he leered at you, his eyes roaming over your body with no reservations as he gave you a wolfish grin. “So what’s your story sweetheart?”

You narrowed your eyes at him but Constance chose that moment to enter the study, and he put up his charming façade again.

“My goodness, I didn’t realize how late it was.” She said, grinning at the two of you. “Will you think any less of me if I retire early? I feel like such a bad hostess.”

“Constance, please.” You gave her a soft look of reproach. “You need to take care of yourself, darling. Please rest, I’m sure Charles and I can find some way to entertain ourselves.”

“Yeah, go to bed, Connie.” Charles gave her a grin as he moved to refill his drink.

You shifted yourself as Constance turned to go, moving towards the desk slowly as you listened to her footsteps going up the stairs. You shifted a letter opener under your palm as you leaned back, waiting to hear the click of Constance’s bedroom door before you started talking again. You heard the click and turned to face Charles, tossing back all of your drink as a look of malice came over your face.

“Alright asshole, what’s your fucking game?” You seethed at Blackwood, sneering at the look of surprise that came over his face.

“Excuse me?” His accent slipped as he tried to recover, and you knew you had him.

“You come in here, zero prep, and manage to raise the hackles of these morons in what, a week?” You were furious, this man must be some kind of special idiot. “I’ve been working these fools for 2 years, asshole, I swear to god, if you ruin this for me…”

“Listen, bitch, I didn’t realize someone was already latched onto this teat.” You could tell he was pissed now, too, but you didn’t care. “But maybe, the fact that you haven’t gotten anywhere in 2 years means this just isn’t for you. I’ll do you a favor and cut you in for 10 percent once I get access to the safe.”

“The safe?” You covered your mouth so that your laughter wouldn’t carry. “You idiot. No wonder that stupid fucking kid is so worked up. You’re working a short-con on them? This is not going to go your way.” You were shaking with mirth.

He growled and slammed his glass on the bar cart, jostling the bottles dangerously. He was snarling as he closed the distance between you and wrapped a hand around your throat, pressing himself into you so hard the desk rattled. You brought up the letter opener and pressed it against his neck in warning, making him hiss.

The two of you stilled when you heard footsteps above you. You just stared at each other, panting heavily as you waited. The footsteps stopped suddenly, and you sighed in relief as you heard the creak of Constance finally climbing into bed.

“Listen dumbass,” You whispered at him, digging the blade into his neck to accentuate your point. “This is my score. I actually did my research, I ingrained myself to that brat, I fucked the damn simpleton, you think you can just waltz in here with that shit-eating grin and take it all away from me, you are very mistaken.”

He snorted at you, “Jesus, why would you fuck Julian?” he had slotted one of his knees between your thighs and started to edge up the hem of your skirt as he moved even closer to you.

“What?” You were doing your best to ignore the way your body was reacting to being in such close proximity to him. “No, the other simpleton, Connie. What, you haven’t?”

The look of surprise on his face was satisfying and annoying at the same time. You rolled your eyes as he released your throat and gave you an appreciative look.

“Well, fuck, sweetheart. You’re full of surprises.”

“Yeah, right.” You were tired of this. “Alright. We’re both to far into this now for either one to back out without arousing any suspicion. So, we’ll split it.” You pressed the letter opener into his neck when he scoffed at you. “Or, I could just cut your throat now, tell those two gals you assaulted me, and keep it all to myself. Which would you prefer?” You cocked an eyebrow at him.

“Fine.” He spat at you. You had the upper hand for now, but he could find a way to get rid of you eventually, he was sure. His face split in a grin suddenly. “Y’know, we should consummate our little agreement in some way. Make it official.” He moved his hands behind you and pressed you into him roughly, making you gasp when you felt him grind his erection into your hip. “I can make you feel better than that stupid bitch did.” He moved a hand up the inside of your thigh until he was cupping your heat through your panties, groaning when he found you soaked.

You bit your lip as he ran his fingers over the sopping fabric of your panties, teasing them against your throbbing clit. You kept the blade against his throat as you rocked into his hand, begging for more friction.

“You wanna consummate it?” You gave him a wicked grin as you slowly withdrew the letter opener, tutting softly as a thin line of blood rose from his skin when it left. “Get on your knees.”

He pouted at you, that wasn’t exactly what he was hoping for. You shook your head and brought the blade back up to his neck swiftly, with a click of your tongue.

“Look at that, already not holding up your end.” You scolded as he eyed you warily.

He just grumbled at you as he sank to his knees, digging his fingers into your thighs and drawing them apart slowly. He hooked his fingers underneath the sides of your panties and drew them slowly down your legs. You withdrew the blade from his neck and set it aside as he latched his palms under your hips and pulled you to the end of the desk, running his freshly shaven cheek over the smooth skin of your inner thigh and inhaling your scent.

You broke eye contact when you felt him breathe against your entrance, thrusting your hips forward to drive yourself into his mouth as his tongue flicked out to taste you. He dragged it over your slit in a heavy stripe that had you panting with need. You ran your fingers through Charles’ hair and gripped tightly, drawing him closer to you as he moaned against your core.

“Fuck.” You murmured as you fell back on your elbow, screwing your eyes shut as he thrust his tongue into you, curling it inside your canal. “Charles.”

His fingers were gripping your thighs so hard above your stockings you were sure there were going to be bruises tomorrow. His lips brushed softly against your folds as his tongue lapped up the evidence of your arousal greedily, making you moan.

You felt him release one thigh and bring his fingers to stroke over your slit as he disconnected his mouth to give you a wicked grin. “You need to be quiet, doll. All we need is you blowing the whole thing when I make you cum.” He plunged two fingers into you and curled them in a beckoning motion and you collapsed against the desk with a thud, writhing into his hand and whining softly.

You shoved your fist into your mouth and bit down on your knuckles when he wrapped his lips around your clit and sucked gently, making your back arch off the desk. He chuckled as he felt you clench around his fingers and he increased the pressure on your tiny bud, sucking even harder as your body rolled underneath him.

“That’s right sweetheart, cum for me.” He curled his fingers one more time as he latched onto you and that was that. You sobbed into your hand as your spine curled, every muscle in your body going rigid for just a beat before you were trembling in bliss, your release gushing over Charles’ chin as he kept fucking his fingers into you while you rode it out.

“God, darling, that was something.” He grinned down at you as he rose to stand between your legs, watching you shiver as aftershocks wracked your body. You looked sinful with your skirt bunched around your waist and your cunt on full display. One of your stockings had come loose from your garter belt and was starting to slide down your thigh. “If we’re gonna have an even partnership though, I think you owe me something.”

He bent over you and pressed his mouth to yours possessively, shoving his tongue between your swollen lips and probing the warm cavern of your mouth as he wrapped one hand around the back of your neck. His other hand started traveling underneath your back, searching for the buttons to undo your dress.

“Alright, fuck this.” He withdrew his hand from beneath you and started fumbling it around the desk searching for something. You gasped into his mouth when you felt the cool silver of the letter opener press against your chest, but he just drew in down in a quick slash, tearing open your dress and the thin lace of your bra until your breasts were exposed.

Charles watched the rise and fall of your chest hungrily as he rose above you, wrenching his tie and jacket off before starting to undo the buttons of his shirt. You reached down to undo his belt and whipped it off through the loops before working on the buttons of his pants. He stepped back when you had finished your work to slip out of his shoes before sliding his slacks down his legs and tossing his shirt aside.

He started tracing his fingers over your thighs lightly as he stepped closer, nudging his tip against your pussy and making you whine. Charles just chuckled as he teased you, one of his thumbs rubbing right next to your slit before withdrawing it again.

“Maybe we should renegotiate, doll.” He pressed the head of his cock into you slowly before dragging it out again. “I bet you’d give me anything right now just to get me to fuck this sweet little cunt.”

“Fuck you, Blackwood.” You hissed at him before it devolved into a moan as he brought up a hand to palm at your breast and you felt the sensation echo in your core as you clenched around nothing.

He lined himself up and clapped his palm over your mouth before spearing into you violently. You screamed into his hand and felt tears leak down your cheeks as another orgasm ripped through you and your shuddered as he began to fuck into you like a madman.

“God, this pussy is so tight, doll. So fucking warm and ready for me.” He kept his hand over your mouth as he bent to trace a bead of sweat that was trailing through the valley of your breasts with his tongue, moaning at the salty taste of you before mouthing softly over the slope of one breast to lave his tongue over your nipple. He laughed against your skin as he felt you clamp around him, your hips thrusting to match his as you neared another release. “You gonna be quiet if I move my hand, darling?” You nodded and sucked in a ragged breath when he removed his hand.

His hand moved underneath your hips and tilted you just slightly as he buried his face in your neck, sucking softly at the hollow behind your ear. You dug your nails into the muscles of his back when he brought his hand between the two of you to rub his fingers against your clit.

“Shit, I’m gonna cum again.” You whispered, tossing your head back and arching into Charles as you felt a warm coil tightening in your stomach.

“Be quiet about it.” He hissed at you, pressing his cheek to yours as he continued rutting into you.

You dipped your head and sank your teeth into his shoulder as your pleasure took hold of you and you heard him swallow a shout as you fluttered around him, your legs holding him to you tightly.

“Fuck, Y/N.” He growled in your ear, bringing up one hand to brace himself against the desk and stare into your eyes. “God, I’m close, darling. You got one more for me?”

You smirked and shoved him off you roughly, making him stumble back and land heavily on the settee. You crawled into his lap and sank onto him with a hiss, grinding into him slowly before you started fucking yourself on his cock.

Charles leaned back and gripped your hips tightly, guiding you as you impaled yourself on his length over and over. You picked up the pace and he groaned as he watched your tits bounce with each thrust of his hips. You braced a hand on his chest as your eyes fluttered closed and you bit at your bruised lips. One more drive of his hips had you collapsing on top of him, your pussy strangling his cock as he fucked you through it. Your body rolled against him as he turned your head to kiss you deeply.

You felt his hips stutter and suddenly you were flooded with warmth as his seed shot into you, thick hot ropes of his spend filling you up and leaking out around his cock as he groaned into your mouth.

The two of you laid there for a bit, panting as you waited for your breathing to regulate. You were the first to move, standing over him and trying to think of some way to cover yourself long enough to make it to your room, eventually deciding to just pull the ruins of your dress over your shoulders and hope for the best. You smirked down at Charles as he started to sit up, his cock coated in a mix of your releases and his skin flushed. His perfectly coifed hair was now falling into his eyes in sweat-soaked curls as he gazed up at you through his thick lashes.

“I think this is the start of a pretty great partnership, darling.” You teased him over your shoulder as you headed back up to your room, leaving him to clean up the lounge on his own.

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A/N: Surprise!! Our reader is a bad, bad girl! We’ll see what sort of other trouble she and Charles get up to!

[rawiswhore]

Various Actors x Fem Reader- “In My House”

Imagine if 2020 was a year when we didn't have the Corona Virus and social distancing.

Because if it didn't have that virus, then this music video would be released...

You're a popular singer who released a new song and music video one day before Thanksgiving 2020.

This song was for the soundtrack for a movie set in the 1960′s, 1966 to be exact.

Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion's "WAP" is easily the biggest #1 song of 2020, but your new single and music video released one day before Thanksgiving might make people forget all about "WAP".

The video might go even more viral than "WAP", you'll find out why.

In the video, as the music starts to play, it starts off with you walking down a hallway dressed in a short, silky black bathrobe.

In the hallway, Timothee Chalamet is standing by one of the doors in the hallway, leaning his back on the wall, dressed in a silky suit and his hair flouncy, looking the way he looked when he appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' talk show at the end of 2017 with Armie Hammer.

This is your (or rather, my) favorite Timothee.

You slowly sauntered up to Timothee to the beat of your song, trying to look as sexy and seductive as possible to him.

The camera shot to Timothee, smirking at you trying to seduce him.

Before the words you sang in this song began, you stopped when you were standing right in front of Timothee, putting your hands on his face.

When the words to the song you sang began, you lipsynched to this song, your face so close to his.

Timothee arched his head back and closed his eyes while you were leaning your face and your body close to him.

Your lips were in front of his lips, your breath touching below his face.

Your lips were nudging into his lips while you lipsynched this song, your lips fumbling and muttering in between his lips.

Sometimes your lips buried and nudged into his slender neck, whereas his hands were on your bathrobe, looking like he wants to shed your bathrobe off.

One of your hands slid from his face to behind his head, where your fingers laced and buried themselves through his tousled hair.

You couldn't resist running your fingers through his hair.

Your other hand, however, was caressing up and down the bare part of his chest not covered by a dress shirt.

After the camera blurred out the image of you and Timothee making out, the camera then cut to Julian Sands looking the way he did in "Yeh Ballet" and "The Painted Bird", dressed in a long sleeve white button down shirt and slacks being held up by suspenders, one of his legs sprawled out across the couch while he holds a scotch glass.

Even though Julian is nowhere near as hot as he used to be, like in "Boxing Helena", "Husbands and Lovers", "Impromptu" and "Warlock II", he's still pretty sexy, especially when his hair is long.

Emilia Clarke is curled up right next to him, smiling and kissing him on the side of his neck and face, her hair her signature chestnut brown, whereas a blond Wendy James from Transvision Vamp circa 1989 is standing behind him and the couch, her arm running down his chest.

The camera then cut to you completely naked, sitting behind a chair with your legs wide open, albeit the chair was concealing and covering your nudity, not showing your breasts and vagina.

You were sitting in that chair Christine Keeler style, this image was meant to replicate that iconic image of Christine.

Sitting in front of you on the floor was Sebastian Stan, looking the way he did when he was interviewed sitting next to Sharon Stone, my favorite Sebastian.

He was smirking and smiling at you while you naughtily grinned at him, your elbows propped across the top of the chair.

When you started "singing" again, after the first 2 verses and sentences, you leaned down into your chair until you were lying on the floor and the chair fell down with it, your arms and elbows censoring your nipples from being shown, your hands on the carpeted floor.

You were lying on the floor in between Sebastian's legs and thighs, and not just that, but crawling behind you was Timothee Chalamet, who cupped and covered your breasts, his palms and hands concealing your nipples.

Tom Hiddleston was sitting on the floor next to the chair you previously were sitting in, Tom looked the way he did in "Return of Cranford".

You lifted one of your hands off of the carpet and placed it behind Sebastian's head, your fingers laced and buried through his hair, your eyes looking up at him.

You leaned your face close to Sebastian's face, your lips nudging into his lips, which then cut to you and Sebastian kissing each other, your eyes as well as his eyes closed.

The video then cut to Sebastian smothering his lips on your front neck, whereas Timothee was nudging his lips on the back of your neck, moving your hair behind your neck out of the way.

Tom crawled over to you and leaned himself into you, pressing and smothering his lips on the right side of your neck.

You were leaning your head back, resting it on Timothee's shoulder, as Sebastian was burying his face into your neck.

While this was going on, was sitting in a leather armchair, Michael Fassbender was watching what was going on with you, Seb, Timothee, and Tom, wanting to join in.

Michael looked the way he did in "Steve Jobs" when he had brown hair and wore that long sleeved white button down shirt.

As the instrumental music was playing, the video cut to various parts of the room, filming JJ Field with short hair while Ksenia Solo and Imogen Poots are surrounding him, trying to shed him out of his clothes.

Imogen and Ksenia have the ends of their hair swept up and have their hair in thick bangs, looking 1960's.

When the 3rd verse of the song began playing, you were lying on the carpet naked with your arms up, whereas Henry Cavill was hovering over you, straddling your lap, he was dressed in a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up to the elbows and a pair of slacks held up by suspenders.

His hair was cut short and he looked the way he did on Sherlock Holmes.

This isn't my favorite Henry, I prefer him as Geralt of Rivia, but this is meant to be a music video set in the 1960's, 1966 to be exact.

He was holding a 60's Polaroid camera in front of you, this moment was meant to be a recreation of an image from the 1960's of David Hemmings, a photographer, hovering over Verushka, a German supermodel in the 60's lying down.

When you laid naked on the floor, the camera filming this as well as Henry were trying to conceal and cover up your nudity, not show your bare naked breasts.

The camera then cut to you lying naked on the floor, although it filmed you from above your tits so your bare breasts won't be shown.

You actually put your index finger in your mouth in an attempt to look sexy.

You rose up from the carpeted floor, where Henry leaned himself back a bit.

When you rose up from the carpeted floor, you put your hands on both of his shoulders, your arms cleverly concealing his nudity.

You proceeded to sexily and slowly crawl closer to Henry, making him lounge on his elbows while he lays on the carpet and put the Polaroid camera down.

When Henry was lying on the carpet now, you were lying on top of him, his lips were smothering the side of your face.

Your hands were gripping and grasping onto his suit.

This moment where you lie on top of Henry while he kisses the side of your face was modeled after Madonna in the "Justify My Love" music video.

This music video and song was modeled after Madonna's "Justify My Love" song and music video, minus the crossdressing and lesbianism.

When the chorus played again, the video jumped to Wes Bentley sitting on a couch, you were straddling his lap completely naked, your breasts pressed against his chest to not show any nipples.

Plus, the video was filming you on your side so it won't show your buttcrack.

Wes looked the way he looked in "American Horror Story", minus having someone's face behind his head and top hat.

This is my personal favorite Wes.

His button down shirt was buttoned all the way down, your hands slid on his bare chest.

One of your hands slid from his chest to behind his head, where you let your fingers run through his hair.

Wes had one of his arms wrapped behind you, pulling you into him, where he buried his face into your neck, kissing your neck.

Your head leaned back and your face was in an orgasmic state.

Now you see why this video will blow up even more than "WAP" and make people forget about that song/video?

This video is every woman's sexual fantasy: it's got Tom Hiddleston, Sebastian Stan, Timothee Chalamet and Henry Cavill, men who've all blown up in popularity because of their looks and sex appeal and have fangirls obsessed with them.

Just look at how popular of a show "The Witcher" is.

Though, those fangirls will want to ring your neck and send you death threats after this video because they're jealous of you.

[thelostboys-rp]

New characters!

The muns’ minds are always busy with new characters so here’s an introduction to the characters you’ll be seeing in our stories or have already come across them.

Lance Emerson

Face claim: Julian McMahon

Born and raised in Phoenix, Arizona, Lance’s childhood was comfortable and filled with privilege. His mother was the COO (chief operator officer) of a corporation, and his father a traveling businessman—both came from well-to-do backgrounds. Lance was the first-born son out of five children and was the clear favorite. Living in a gated community, he attended the most prestigious private schools the country had to offer. Money was never an issue for him or his siblings, but he was well aware that his parents gave him the biggest allowance of them all, and he had more freedom to do whatever he wished. He developed an aggressive and superficially passionate charisma that drew people to him like moths to a flame. This gained him plenty of followers who admired his sharp wit and business perception that he learned from his parents. 

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Rory Hawthorne

Face claim: Jensen Ackles

The biological brother of Leon, Rory was only five years old when he lost his life. Both boys carried the skin-walker gene, but only one of them would be allowed to embrace it; the other had to die.

Rory's young soul was sent to Purgatory, when he was forced to quickly adapt to a strange, dark world where only the strong survived. After much running and hiding, Rory came across a collective of monsters, lost souls like him. They took him under their wing and taught him how to fight. During this time, Rory was able to adapt to his surroundings and develop his own, unusual powers. The rage he felt toward his own brother had never left him, and thus created malevolent energy within. While his physical body died at the tender age of five, his spiritual body grew into adulthood.

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Mason Sawyer

Face claim: DJ Cotrona

Mason Sawyer was second in command up until the moment Dick Roman met his end by a group of hunters, this sprang Mason forth as the Leviathan’s new Master and leader. He quickly established his dominance over the other Leviathans and began his master plan to convert all humans into livestock for the Leviathans to slaughter and eat. 

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AJ Frog

Face claim: Chandler Riggs

Number Thirteen is a dhampir, and the biological son of Alan Frog. Having been developed in a secret lab unknown to Alan, the child was created as part of a eugenics experiment by vampire hunters who desired to create the ultimate weapon against the undead. Raised in a sterile underground bunker, the boy was the thirteenth attempt at creating life and the only one to survive past the first year of his life.

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Eris

Face claim:  Draculangelica/Angelica Rose

The goddess of strife, chaos, and discord, Eris is the essential “shit starter” and queen of grudge holding. Compared to all the gods and goddesses, she is among the least liked, given the hostility and negativity that arise every time she’s present. She delights in people’s misery, regardless if they’re considered good or bad; she chooses no sides, only her own. The only time she is every truly happy is when people are miserable. All arguments, no matter how big or small, stem from Eris. Her need to start trouble sparked one of the greatest wars in ancient history which saw the destruction of Troy during the Bronze Age, and it started off with Eris being snubbed.

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Rachel Benton

Face claim: Nikki Reed

Born into the criminal underworld to a family of assassins, Rachel grew up learning how to fight and kill early on. She also learned about her heritage as a werewolf, but all of her family members refused to give into "the curse" and discouraged her from allowing the nature of the beasts to consume her. While maintaining their human form, she and her family were still much stronger and faster than normal humans. They were also capable of killing others without triggering their true forms. On her sixteenth birthday, Rachel was recruited by a rival crime family to be their personal mercenary. Unable to resist the wealthy temptation they offered her, she left her family without a word. 

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Belladonna Alexander

Face claim: Darya Goncharova

Belladonna was orphaned as a young girl after the deaths of her loving parents by the Roman Catholic Empire.As a child she ended up a prisoner and became the Roman Catholics King’s Sorceress. She was a kind, headstrong, caring, brave, and extremely attractive young woman with a slender, voluptuous build, and average heart, gray eyes, the lightest skin complexion, and long straight black hair.

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DJ X

Original actor: Seb Castang

Alternate face claim: Ian Somerhalder

Xavier was born in 1452. As Xavier grew up, he was taught the many painful ways to torture a human when they were to be put to death. When reaching legal age Xavier took on a job of being an executioner. In a lot of ways, you would think one wouldn’t get pleasure out of preforming these kinds of acts out on another human being, but Xavier did. Xavier enjoyed his job to the fullest and would sometimes suggest new ways that one could be punished. Many people including Xavier’s parents thought of Xavier as a cold sadistic human being because after each person he executed he was known for always having a sick looking smile on his face.

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Chanel Dixon

Face claim: Loren Gray

At the age of fourteen Chanel began running various hustles on random people for money. It wasn’t something she was proud of, but to kept food in her stomach she had to do what was necessary. Her mother and father were always strung out on various types of drugs – to stoned out of their minds to even remember they had a teenage daughter who was practically starving to death because of their drug addictions.

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Caroline Fox

Face claim: Candice King

Caroline was a popular girl  in school, the captain of the cheerleading squad. Always organizing the parties and always displaying a high degree of leadership among her friends. Beautiful and chic, she was also extraordinarily strong and determined, much like her mother. She was extremely loyal and protective of her friends. She had a sensitive and loving nature. Despite having a confident exterior and high social prestige, underneath it all Caroline was very insecure and neurotic which often tended to make her an overachiever at times, creating flaws and complexities within herself, leading to various matters that factored into her development as she worked to overcome them. 

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Cassidy Quinn

Face claim: Elizabeth Olsen

It was several years into their perfect Santa Carla life when everything changed. Twelve-year-old Carson was babysitting a seven-year-old Cassidy and a group of rabid vampires attacked. They were playing outside just after dark even though Cassidy had been telling Carson that they needed to go inside, but he was hell bent on them staying outside. It turned out he was being mentally influenced by the creatures watching them from the woods. These were not normal vampires – they were more like wild animals. By the time the attack was done, both kids were seriously injured and had lost a lot of blood. Thankfully, Cassandra has come home not too long after the vampires had run off and she called an ambulance to try and save their lives.

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[leaswhum]

Hello!

I was going through your account (don’t judge, you got good stuff) and I saw that you’re thinking about a poly relationship between Sebastian, Westley, and Julian. How will that dynamic be?

-Secret Valentine ♥️

No judgement! I appreciate that you appreciate my stuff. 😂💜 And thank you for another great question.

SO. It wasn’t necessarily that I was considering a poly relationship between the three of them, but more the potential of a love triangle trope. And that’s still a BIG maybe.

It wasn’t something I had originally thought about doing until the idea was suggested to me. (I was finishing up that detailed pic of Julian and the person watching me irl said “Huh. I’d smash…Seb x Wes x Julian love triangle when???”)

I laughed it off but then I started thinking about it and was like…”Well, hold on. 👀”

It could work, at least temporarily. Mostly with this scenario in mind:

Wes and Julian do actually become good friends—which is not something Julian is prepared for. Once he officially joined the Ashwinders, he cut himself off from building genuine connections with people. Which served him just fine, because he learned pretty fast the people he surrounds himself with don’t care much to be genuine. So when he realizes Wes does care about him—and he finds himself caring about Wes in return—he struggles with becoming attached and automatically associating romantic feelings to that connection.

For Wes, this connection comes at a weird time while he and Sebastian aren’t speaking (and he isn’t sure their friendship is salvageable,) but he still cares for him. He surprises even himself with how much he trusts Julian—to the extent that he tells him everything. He starts developing an attachment as well, but his comes with a little voice screaming in the back of his head that it’s a bad idea. (Honestly, though, who could tell Julian no?) And on Sebastian’s side of all this, he’s trying to come to terms with what happened* between Wes and himself and the hefty mistake he made that caused the rift to begin with. He has no clue about this development between Wes and Julian (because who even is that?? Ominis hasn’t said anything.) All he knows initially is that Wes is spending less and less time at the castle and he doesn’t catch his gaze as often anymore. And once he does realize someone else may be trying to step in and take his place—well, that may just spur him into action a bit faster.

[uneminuteparseconde]

Des concerts à Paris et alentour

Juillet 04. Cat Power + H-Burns (fest. Days off) – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 04. Bernardino Femminielli + Jean Redondo + Thi-Léa – Café de Paris 05. Klimperei, Sacha Czerwone, David Fenech, Denis Frajerman & Christophe Micusnule – Chair de poule (gratuit) 05. Illnurse bnb BLNDR + Soul Edifice b2b Kuss + Herrmann b2b Primitive + Paris Acid Boys b2b Society of Silence – La Plage de Glazart (gratuit avant 22 h) 05. Pantha du Prince + Scratch Massive (fest. Days off) – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 05. I Hate Models (dj) + Derrick May + Jardin + Mount Kimbie (dj) + Oktober Lieber + Rodhad + Mor Elian + Olivia... (The Peacock Society fest.) – Parc floral 05. The B-52's – Olympia 05. Ancient Methods + Die Selektion + Ideal Trouble – La Machine 05. Marc Acardipane + Ida Engelhardt + Radium + Wixapol + Parfait – Concrete 05. Laurent Garnier (fest. Days off) – Belvédère|Philharmonie ||COMPLET|| 05. Canari + EggS + Quinzequinze + Os Noctambulos + Casse Gueule + Enablers + Enob + Le Singe blanc + Frustration + Keruda Panter + Make-Overs + The Psychotics Monks + Deux Boules vanille (fest. La Ferme électrique) –  La Ferme électrique (Tournan-en-Brie) 06. Jonsi & Alex Somers jouent "Riceboy Sleeps" (fest. Days off) – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 06. Helena Hauff b2b DJ Stingray + Jon Hopkins + Motor City Drum Ensemble + Len Faki + Robert Hood + Octavian + The Black Madonna + Clara! + Nicola Cruz... (The Peacock Society fest.) – Parc floral 06. Inhalt der Nacht + Marai + Munsinger + Felicie – La Station 06. Héron cendré + Marie Klock + BIP3 – péniche Thabor 06. J Mascis – La Maroquinerie 06. Ol' Timey Mesenger + Famille Grendy + Fleuves noirs + Yachtclub + Lèche-moi + The Scanners + Le Sacre du tympan + Bruit noir + Zombie Zombie + Dick Voodoo + Fumo Nero + Le Réveil des tropiques + La Jungle + Tonn3rr3 (fest. La Ferme électrique) –  La Ferme électrique (Tournan-en-Brie) 07. Jonsi, Alex Somers & Paul Corley : "Liminal Soundbath" (fest. Days off) – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 07. Ministry + 3teeth – La Machine 07/08. Thom Yorke (fest. Days off) – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 08. Gossip – Salle Pleyel 08. Melvins – La Plage|Glazart ||ANNULÉ|| 09. Noir Boy Georges + Periods + Les morts vont bien + Corps (fest. Restons sérieux) – Supersonic (gratuit) 10. Francky Goes to Pointe-à-Pitre + Pratos + ToutEstBeau + Dune Basement (fest. Restons sérieux) – Supersonic (gratuit) 11. Pogo Car Crash Control + Mss Frnce + Baasta ! (fest. Restons sérieux) – Supersonic (gratuit) 11. Full of Hell + The Body + Pilori – Gibus 11. Flamingods + Warmduscher + Triptides (Garage MU fest.) – La Station 11. Otto Von Schirach + Curse ov Dialect + DJ Atabat – Espace B 11. Setaoc Mass + VTSS + Opal – NF-34 11. Masada + Sylvie Courvoisier & Mark Feldman + Mary Halvorson quartet + Craig Taborn + Trigger + Erik Friedlander & Mike Nicolas + John Medeski trio + Nova quartet + Gyan Riley & Julian Lage + Brian Marsella trio + Ikue Mori + Kris Davis + Peter Evans + Asmodeus : John Zorn's Marathon Bagatelles – Salle Pleyel ||ANNULÉ|| 12. Carambolage + La Secte du futur + Entracte Twist + Order 89 (fest. Restons sérieux) – Supersonic (gratuit) 12. Tomaga + Утро + Tôle froide + Society of Silence + Sharif Lafrey + Elzo (dj) (Garage MU fest.) – La Station 12. Pierre Chinaski + Little Animal + In My Head – L'International 12. Planetary Assault System – NF-34 11>13. Kraftwerk (fest. Days off) – Philharmonie 13. Miel de montagne + Raymond Amour + La Pince Monseigneur + Amazone (fest. Restons sérieux) – Supersonic (gratuit) 13. The Will Gregory Moog Ensemble (fest. Days off) – Le Studio|Philharmonie 13. Chloé & Vassilena Serafimova : "Sequenza" + Apparat (fest. Days off) – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 13. La Récré (Garage MU fest.) – canal de l'Ourcq 13. Metz + Bo Ningen + Ashinoa + Die Ufer + Panstarrs (Garage MU fest.) – La Station 13. Hot Bip + Nam Shub of Enki + Bill Vortex + Wankers United + Full Quantic Pass + Jean Turner + Mechanical Heaven + Paroi + Sinead O'Connick Jr. – Jazz Y Jazz 13. Karenn + Casual Gabberz + D.Carbonne + Rendered + The Mover + Tim Tama + Attention Deficit Disorder + Freddy K + James Ruskin + Ascion + Bleaching Agent + Darzack + Hemka + Kotzaak & dj Skinhead + Lars Huismann + Damoclès + Demian + Dersee + Felicie + Herr Mike + Koboyo & Jarod + Scry & Theophiluss – Studio du Lendit (Saint-Denis) 14. Daniel Higgs – Chair de poule 17. Grand Blanc – Safari Boat 18. Neurosis + Yob – Bataclan 19. Domotic + Tiger Tigre + Tite – Espace B 19. Illnurse + 74185# + Stefano Moretti – tba 20. Arnaud Rebotini joue "120 Battements par minute" + Hot Chip (dj) – Grand Palais 20. Inner City + Kevin Saunderson – La Clairière 20. Kerri Chandler + Recondite + Rampue + Konstantin Sibold + Kiasmos + Red Axes + Be Svendsen + Christian Löffler + Oceanvs Orientalis + Jan Blomqvist... – Le Kilowatt (Vitry/Seine) 23. Treponem Pal + Jail + THINK + Komah – L'International 24. Léonie Pernet + Arandel (dj) + Toh Imago (dj) – Safari Boat 25. Ayarcana + [KRTM] + Anthro – NF-34 26. Inhalt der Nacht b2b Echoes of October + SNTS + Falhaber + Keepsakes + Monsieur Nobody + Shirin + Van Der Wiese + Yannøu (Thunder fest.) – La plage de Glazart 27. Ventre de biche + Marie Klock + Arthur de Bary – L'International 27. CJ Bolland b2b D. Carbone + Endlec + Injected + MSKD + Paramod + VCL (Thunder fest.) – La plage de Glazart 27. Anetha + Sentimental Rave + Fjaak + Parfait + Spfdj – tba 27. Rrose – La Machine 28. 138 + Animal Holocaust + CRDN + H880 + Mørbeck + Oposition + Protokseed + Vortek's (Thunder fest.) – La plage de Glazart 30. The Oscillation + LVOE + Anx Club – Supersonic (gratuit) 31. Chloé – Safari Boat ||COMPLET|| Août 01. Thou + Yautja – Gibus 01. Femina Bergs + Joey Molinaro + Evil Moisture – Le Zorba 01. JacidOrex + Axel Picodot + Miss Djax – NF-34 02. Sarin + Tryphème + Sina XX – La Machine 02. Boston 168 + Lacchesi b2b Kuss + Irenee b2b Scry + Jarod b2b Koboyo + Remco Beekwilder b2b Nur Jaber (Duo fest.) – La plage de Glazart 03. Bernardino Femminelli + Arcangelo + Belec + Biola + Inner Lakes + Lamusa II + Sense Fracture + Scardanelli + Divna Mami... – La Station 03. 999999999 + Illnurse b2b Herrmann + Alchemical System b2b B.a.ba + Théophiluss b2b Charlie Oohlala + Stranger b2b Charles green (Duo fest.) – La plage de Glazart 04. Under Black Helmet (Duo fest.) – La plage de Glazart 08>11. Deena Abdelwahed + Officine + December + En attendant Ana + A Strange Wedding + Avventur + Cuften + Poupard + Legion 808 + Hystérie + Summer Satana + Flore + Graal + KX9000 + Myako + The Homeopathics + Meuns... (Fest. Qui embrouille qui) – La Station 08. Clouds + Stephanie Sykes + Nico Moreno – NF-34 15. Ghost in the Machine + Aligment + Niki Strefi – NF-34 17. NOFX – Élysée Montmartre 18. The Driver – But Mortemart|Bois de Boulogne 23. Lumerians + El Gran Chuffle + Santa Dogs – Supersonic (gratuit) 23. The Cure + Eels + Jeanne Added + Johnny Marr + Süeür... (fest. Rock en scène) – parc de Saint-Cloud 23. Jenny Pickett + Enerzion + Solar Return + Julien Heraud + Cambia + Teniang + Jokilla (Electropixel) – Le Zorba 25. Aphex Twin + Foals + Deerhunter + Le Villejuif Underground... (fest. Rock en scène) – parc de Saint-Cloud 26/27. Patti Smith – Olympia ||COMPLET|| 28. Arnaud Rebotini – Safari Boat ||COMPLET|| Septembre 05. Oh Sees + Frankie & The  Witch Fingers (20 ans du disquaire Born Bad) – Bataclan 06. Frustration + Arndales + Ero Guro + Bracco + Succhiamo + Maria Violenza (20 ans du disquaire Born Bad) – La Station 06. The Horrorist + Kobosil + VTSS + Airod + Félicie – La Machine 07. Le Prince Harry + Exek + Entracte (20 ans du disquaire Born Bad) – Point FMR 07/08. Vitamin X + N0V3L + 11Paranoias + The Rebel + 7Occvlta + Roy & The Devil's Motorcycle + Harry Merry + Holliday INN + Années Zéro + Chevignon + La Secte du futur + Hippie Diktat+ ZOH/astre + Pow! + Pile + Pious Faults ... (fest. Frissons acidulés) – Théâtre de verre Co-Arter 11. Crack Cloud – Petit Bain 12. Blawan – NF-34 13. La Colonie de vacances – Le 104 13. Blackmail + Bruit noir + Gontard + Bay – La Maroquinerie 14. Clan of Xymox + Plomb + Je t'aime – Gibus 14. Danny Elfman & le Grand Orchestre d'Ile-de-France : cinéconcert sur "Alice au Pays des merveilles" de Tim Burton – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 15. Efrim Menuck & Kevin Doria – La Marbrerie (Montreuil) 18. The Wedding Present – Petit Bain 18. Lust For Youth – La Boule noire 18. JC. Satàn (Safari Boat) – Jardin Tino-Rossi/Quai Saint-Bernard 18. Mùm – La Maroquinerie 19. Black Midi – La Boule noire 20. Spiral Stairs + Canshaker Pi – Olympic café 20. Michel Cloup duo + Troy von Balthazar – Petit Bain 20. Alien Rain b2b Regal + Headstrong + Parfait b2b Illnurse + Remco Beekwilder b2b Raffaele Attanasio (Dream Nation fest.) – Dock Eiffel (Aubervilliers) 21. Surgeon + Regis + AnD + Dj Pete aka Substance + Lady Starlight & Anthony Child + Inoxia aka Myako & Basses Terres + Oko Dj b2b Tryphème (Redbull Music Fest.) – tba 21. Tieum + Shifted + X-Pander + Rebelion + Zadig + Luke Slater... (Dream Nation fest.) – Dock Eiffel (Aubervilliers) 23. The Foreign Resort + Seventeen at this Time + Trancept – Supersonic (gratuit) 23>25. John Cale – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 24. Drab Majesty + SRSQ – Petit Bain 25. Rudolf Eb.Er, Dave Phillips & Alice Kemp : Schimpfluch Affiliated Actions – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 25. Dälek + L'Envoûtante – Petit Bain 26. Burial Hex + Les Chasseurs de la nuit + Common Eider, King Eider + Visions – Les Voûtes 26>27. Onceim joue Éliane Radigue + Thomas Ankersmit + Léa Bertucci + Hubbub + Martin Tétreault + Mohammad Reza Mortazavi + Pancrace (fest. Crak) – église Saint-Merri 26. Wayne Hussey – Bus Palladium 27. Noseholes – Espace B 29. James Murphy + Colleen "Cosmo" Murphy + Vincent Privat + Seb le vinyl (Redbull Music Fest.) – Péripate Octobre 01. Emma Ruth Rendel – Petit Bain 01. Sleaford Mods – La Cigale 04/05. Blush Response b2b Thomas P. Heckmann + Dave Clark + Rebekah + Regis + Tommy Four Seven b2b Ancient Methods + ABSL + AZF + Dax J + DVS 1 + Marcle Dettmann + Poison Point + Anetha b2b Randomer + Ben Klock + Andrejko + Amato & Adriani + Bassam + Boston 189 + Charles Green + Dersee + DJ Bone b2b Ben Sims + Fabrizio Rat + Felicie + Louisahhh b2b Maelstrom + Newa + SHDW & Obscure Shape + Thomas P. Heckmann + Tripeo b2b Hemka (Pulse fest.) – Le Grand Dôme (Villebon/Yvette) 05. Nuit de l'orgue avec des œuvres d'Éliane Radigue, Arvo Pärt, Olivier Messiaen, Phillip Glass, Nico Muhly, Jonathan Fitoussi... (Nuit blanche) – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie (gratuit) 06. Daughters – La Maroquinerie 06. Quator Bozzini joue : "Occam Delta XV" d'Éliane Radigue, "Five String Quartets" de Phill Niblock et "Koan" de James Tenney – La Marbrerie (Montreuil) 08. Sleep – Bataclan 09/10. Ty Segall & Freedom Band – La Cigale 11. Kazumoto Endo + Spore Spawn + Vomir + Autocastration – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 11. Birds in Row + Lane (Jimi fest.) – Théâtre Antoine-Vitez (Ivry/Seine) 11. New Order – Grand Rex ||COMPLET|| 12. Ben Shemie, John McEntire & Sam Prekop – Petit Bain 14. King Gizzard & Tle Lizard Wizard – Olympia 14. Shannon Wright – Trianon 15. Kate Carr + Valérie Vivancos – Instants chavirés (Montreuil) 17. Puppetmastaz – Trabendo 18. Dream Syndicate – Petit Bain 19. Sisters of Mercy – Bataclan 19. Juan Atkins + Vril + Ceephax Acid crew + Antigone + Onur özer + Fasme (Le Champ des machines) – Le Ferme du Buisson (Noisiel) 19. Pixies + Blood Red Shoes – Olympia ||COMPLET|| 23. Four Tet – Le 104 25. A Certain Ratio – Petit Bain 26. The Monochrome Set – Petit Bain 29. Agent Side Grinder – La Boule noire 30. Oiseaux-Tempête + Jessica Moss – La Maroquinerie 31. Skepta + Mura Masa + Hamza + Zola + Ateyaba + Celeste + Duendita + Ezra Collective + Flohio + Kojey Radical + Master Peace + Slowthai + The Comet is Coming + Yussef Dayes (Pitchfork fest.) – La Grand Halle de La Villette Novembre 01. Chromatics + Belle & Sebastian + Primal Scream + Weyes Blood + Barrie + Briston Maroney + Chai + Desire + Drugdealer + Helado Negro + In Mirrors + Jackie Mendoza + Nilüfer Yanya + Orville Peck + Sheer Mag + Squir (Pitchfork fest.) – La Grand Halle de La Villette 02. Charli XCX + 2manysdj (dj) + Aurora + SebastiAn + Aeris Roves vs Jamila Woods + Jessica Pratt +Kedr Livanskiy + Korantemaa (Pitchfork fest.) – La Grand Halle de La Villette 08. Bedroom Community – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 08. Boy Harscher – Trabendo 10. Amiina : cinéconcert sur "Fantomas" de Louis Feuillade – Le Studio|Philharmonie 10. Ôlafur Atnald + Hugar – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 10. Fontaine D.C. – Bataclan 14. Girl Band – La Maroquinerie 15. Kap Bambino – La Gaîté lyrique 15. Chemical Brothers – Seine musicale (Boulogne-Billancourt) 17. Nitzer Ebb – La Machine 19. Earth – Petit Bain 23. Billy Childish (fest. BBmix) – Carré Bellefuille (Boulogne-Billancourt) 24. Midori Takada (fest. BBmix) – Carré Bellefuille (Boulogne-Billancourt) 24. The Young Gods + Les Tétines noires – La Machine 26. Wardruna – Olympia Décembre 01. Motorama – La Maroquinerie 06. Phillip Glass Ensemble : cinéconcert sur "Koyaanisqatsi" de Godfrey Reggio – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 07. Phillip Glass Ensemble : cinéconcert sur "Powaqqatsi" de Godfrey Reggio – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 08. Phillip Glass Ensemble : cinéconcert sur "Naqoyqatsi" de Godfrey Reggio – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 12. Mono + Jo Quail – Petit Bain 2020 Janvier 04. Rokia Traoré + Ballaké Cissoko & Vincent Segal – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 29. Rendez-Vous – La Cigale 31. Tindersticks – Salle Pleyel Février 13. Ride – Le Trianon 16. Orchestral Manoeuvre in the Dark – La Cigale 24. Sleater Kinney – Le Trianon Mars 07. Ensemble intercontemporain joue Steve Reich : cinéconcert sur un film de Gerhard Richter – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 20. Ensemble Dedalus joue "Occam Ocean" d'Éliane Radigue – Le Studio|Philharmonie 21/22. Laurie Anderson : "The Art of Falling" – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie Mai 08. Max Richter : "Infra" + Jlin + Ian William Craig – Cité de la musique|Philharmonie 09. Max Richter : "Voices" – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 10. Max Richter : "Recomposed" & "Three Worlds" – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie 24. Damon Albarn – Salle Pierre Boulez|Philharmonie en gras : les derniers ajouts / in bold: the last news

[vertigoambrosia]

previously, on shotgun: andy was the worst, aj was king shitstirrer, and ilja and walter are awesome

i think aj convinced jay fk to go bad; i noticed on insta they’ve been travelling together (or at least aj and jay have) and i fully believe he is a Bad Influence

still so weird that they didn’t make the first rounds something like lucky/tko, julian/juvenile x, ivan/viet and marius/mikey

i guess they wanna show off the guys we haven’t seen and keep ivan & julian for other plot stuff...but at the same time like...seeding? it’s a thing?

NOSE TOUCHING

ahahahaha assholes bond by being assholes to each other

lmao the duck thing is so random is he trying to make some pun?

alternatively, andy has now decided to teach

WELL HELLO LOSERRRR

ok mella is the best when she’s just being fucking obnoxious

omg melanie and lufisto are great together

WOAH LUFISTO LET’S NOT SAY THINGS THAT AREN’T TRUE

ok i very much like this veit promo; it’s nice to have context for new guys coming in

*mikey voice* all u need to know is that i’ll throw some hands

and beer

mike schwarz is a lot shorter in person than i thought

also he suffers from bad pants; i don’t like the cargo pants but i remember a while ago he used to have the garbage bag looking pants

i guess there aren’t a ton of options for him

veit’s singlet is prime nip slip design

HOLDING HANDS, DANCING AROUND

ok the audience guy holding veit the first time totally had hand on titty

he covered his nipple!

that’s a weird finisher

previously: seb fucked up

*dragan voice* hey emil how are you doing also go fuck yourself

still do not like this storyline

in general i never like when wrestling gets too...real about serious emotional stuff

it’s kinda like how the dakota kai/shayna bazler thing was uncomfortable cause it was too real? like, instead of just feeling ‘dakota is very intimidated’ you actually start feeling it real life wise, like ‘someone needs to do soemthing!’

as a better example: remember bernstein from wrestling deutschland? his whole ‘i like neat clean things and the wrestling world is full of gross messy people’ is cute and funny, but like...if they were like ‘bernstein has ocd’ it wouldn’t be funny?

there’s a difference between taking a few characteristics and using them to make us laugh for sympathize, but if they’re like ‘lol ocd’, that’s a real serious thing that is uncomfortable as entertainment (or should be)

like, there are certain responsibilities if you are portraying depression and one of them is a seriousness that i don’t really want to deal with in my wrestling

the mental strife shouldn’t feel bigger than the wrestling world; in wrestling, eventually everything is solved by winning matches,a nd we all know that’s not how serious illness works

wonder who his next opponent is...probably one of the new guys? or mikey?

i’ve seen juvenile x wrestle before but i kinda just...don’t feel him

idk he’s kinda generic? which especially stands out in wxw

tko looks like a fuckboy to the point where i can’t root for him

the crowd seems to not like juvenile x tho; if he acts all heel that would be fun

i can’t understand what they’re chanting at him :(

...is his face on his butt

oh this erotic spot

and this silly handholding

also juvenile x’s trunks look like there’s duct tape hanging off them or something

nooo fuckboi won; let’s hope lucky beats him next week

previously: boo these boys

i want that to become a chant against them

lmao pete is so incapable of wearing shirts

also umm christian this is almost definitely gonna end in a fistfight idk if this was the best plan

...what?

no backstag attacks? this is wrestling!

ugh i donm’t understand 3 way tags!

‘ummmm we forgot the belts lollll’ literally the only way they wouldn’t have monster consulting beat them up with the belts

that was a short ep!

[amorremanet]

Further adventures in this OC character and relationship playlist-making silliness.

After sleeping on it, I decided to just include Todd’s personal playlist, since it might be more painfully questionable than the fact that Annie has “Down With The Sickness” on hers, but it’s still not worse than the time that I shoe-horned Soft Cell’s “Sex Dwarf” onto an otherwise completely serious and angsty mix just because, “If I can’t use it for Tyrion Lannister, then who else CAN I use it for?” (not an exact quote, but that was the sentiment)

—and somewhat more immediately, I did put a cover of “Skinny Love” on a platonic playlist, so I think I can suck it up and admit that Todd’s musical aesthetic is just very questionable

[peterpparkrr]

(Eva Mohn x Reader): Do you want to make out? (2/3)

Summary: Reader is a penetrator and at the charity party Eva starts hitting on her. Now it’s after the party and things get intense

A/N: So I kept this going because I’m kind of obsessed with Eva (apologies for spelling and grammar)

Part 1 // Part 3

After Eva finished vomiting you had led her back into the party, cleaned her up, and then found her friends.

As you watched her friends gingerly lead her out of the party to go home you turned around only to have Chris appear at your side, “So, what’d you think? She’s pretty good, isn’t she?” He asks.

“What?” You reply, as you turned to face him, confused as to what he was talking about.

“Eva.”

“Oh, we didn’t hook up.” You reply, “She was drunk.”

“That’s never stopped you before.” He commented, raising an eyebrow, taking a sip of his drink.

“First of all, those girls kiss me first, second of all, Eva might actually be gay so I’m not going to fuck it up by kissing her when she’s about to vomit.”

“Awkward,” He comments before looking around, “Have you seen Will? I want to go home but I think he wanted a ride to his place.”

“Last I saw he was a little...preoccupied.” You reply, smirking, “He was making out with the first year- the one that he’s been trying to get with.”

“Good for him,” Chris replies with a grin, “I’ll head out then, do you need a ride home?”

“No, I’ll just walk since it’s not too far.” You reply.

."Hey! (Y/N)!" An unfamiliar voice shouted as you walked down the sidewalk. You turned around, confused as to who would be trying to catch up to you, you thought most of the guys had already left the party.

When you turned around you saw two guys you didn't recognize walking towards you. Your stomach clenched but you willed yourself to not freak out, they were probably just guys from the party you’d forgotten about.

"What?" You asked, keeping your voice calm and even.

"You're (Y/N), right?" The same guy asked as they got closer.

"Who wants to know?" You asked, crossing your arms across your chest.

"The Yazukas." He replied before stopping right in front of you, his face inches away from yours.

Your stomach dropped. Any false sense of confidence was gone from your face. The Yazukas had been causing trouble for you and the other Penetrators for a few weeks, starting fights with the group or jumping guys from your school.

"Well, that's me, what do you want?" You asked, willing your voice to not shake.

"We need you to send a message to William Magnussen." He replies.

You could tell the guys are trying to be intimidating and rather stupidly decide to taunt them, "I can text him if you want," you offer with a small smirk, "maybe an email?"

"That's not the kind of message we meant." He replied as he took yet another step towards you.

Once you realized what was about to happen your hands immediately flew up to block him as he tried to punch you in the face. The other guy came around and grabbed you by the shoulders and threw you to the ground. 

You cried out as you feel the side of you face make harsh contact with the cement. Then one of them starts kicking at your stomach as the other squats down at turns you face towards the dark sky before punching you in the nose.

"You tell William Magnussen that next time we'll make sure you can't walk away." He spits in your face as you blink back tears at the searing pain as you feel a warm wetness starts to cover your face.

The duo started to walk away and once you can't hear them anymore you shakily reach into your pocket and pull out your phone. It's slightly cracked in one of the corners but not too worse for wear. You unlock it and pull up your contacts and shakily hit the call button next to Will's name.

"Hello?" You hear him groggily on the other line when he picks up.

"Will?" You say softly.

"Are you okay? You sound like you're crying," he responds after a brief pause.

"I'm on Uranienborgveien near the park, can you -um- come and get me?"

"What happened?" He asks you.

You sigh, not wanting to get into it yet, "Please just come and get me, I'll explain it then."

"Alright, give me a few minutes." He said before hanging up.

You put your phone back in your pocket and decided it was time to assess the damage.

You sat up and could already feel a dull, aching pain in your stomach, signaling that you'll have a nasty bruise across your abdomen tomorrow. You then lifted you hands up to your face where you felt something warm and sticky, causing you to realize that your nose was bleeding profusely now. You felt further up and immediately pulled your hand away realizing that you had a cut all the way from above your eyebrow down to your cheekbone.

As you waited for Will you vainly tried to wipe the blood off your face.

When you saw his car pull up you stood up shakily and he quickly stopped and hoped out.

"Jesus Christ, (Y/N), what happened?" He asks, his voice doused in concern as you walks over to you.

"It-it was two of the Yazuka guys." You told him as he lifted you chin up so he could get a better look at your face, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have-"

William shakes his head, "You have nothing to be sorry for, they did this to you."

"They also said that it was a message...for you...he said that next time I wouldn't be able to walk away." You add, glancing down at the sidewalk, not being able to bear looking him in the eyes.

"I'm going to fucking kill those guys I-"

"Please stop," you said, cutting him off as you pressed you hands into the sides of your head.

"Shit, sorry, let's get you back to my place and clean you up." He said, leading you back to his car.

When you got back to Will's apartment he sat you down at his kitchen table and got to work cleaning you up. Once you were no longer covered in blood Will finally sat back.

"Shit (Y/N), I'm so sorry." Will muttered, pulling you into a hug

"It's not your fault. It was bound to happen sooner or later. I'm the weakest link in the group."You reply, squeezing him tightly.

"That's not true-" He starts.

"Yes it is, I'm the smallest, I’m the girl, I kind of have to be." You reply with a small shrug.

"I'm going to call the guys to let them know what happened." William says as he pulls away from the hug and pulls his phone out of his pocket.

"Please don't," You say, not wanting everyone else to be worried about you too.

"(Y/N), have you seen your face? That's not going to be gone by Monday, they're going to find out." William replies with a furrowed brow.

"Fine,” you mumble, getting up and walking over to couch in his living room, "I'm going to sleep." You announce as you collapse onto the couch gracelessly.

The best morning you woke up with a groan, you'd been so tired you hadn't had any trouble falling asleep but how you could feel the pain of what happened the night before catching up with you.

You groggily got up stretched before making your way into William’s kitchen before starting to make breakfast - it was the tradition you had every time you stayed over at Will's house since he woke up so late and you woke up so early.

The smell of the waffles you were making must have woken Will up because he stumbled out of his room with a happy grin on his face.

"You know you just got beat up right? You don't have to make me breakfast." He jokes as he sits down at the table.

"I'm not making you breakfast, these are all for me," you replied with a smirk.

"All of the guys are really worried about you, a few want to come over  today and check in on you," he tells you as you set his plate down in front of him.

"That's fine,” You reply, “if it'll make them stop freaking out."

You figured that before the guys came over you should try your best to clean yourself up as much as possible and not smell to ripe so you hopped in the shower.

When you looked in the mirror you could see that the cut on your face looked pretty bad still and you were developing a black tinge around one of your eyes, probably from the punch to the nose.

After you got out of the shower you grabbed some sweats from Will's room and put them on.

You padded out into the living room with wet hair to find some of the guys were already here.

"(Y/N)! God you look awful," Chris said as he came up to you and pulled you into a tight hug.

"You too," you reply, shooting him a look as he lets you go.

"How are you doing?" Seb asks from where he’s sitting on the couch with William, Julian, and Theo.

"Not too bad, I'm a little sore but I'm fine." You reply, walking over and slumping down on the couch.

"No you're not, look at that giant cut and your black eye." Theo comments.

"It looks way worse than it actually is." You reply, fiddling with the too long sleeves of Will’s sweatshirt you’re wearing.

"I knew we shouldn't have let a girl into the group." Julian says.

"Um, last I checked half of you guys have gotten jumped by those guys too, plus, who would manage the bus?" You shoot back, trying not to sound too defensive.

“Well, look on the bright side,” Chris adds as he sits down next to you, “This is going to get you major sympathy from Eva.”

[ofmanyworldsarchived]

FYI.

my starter calls are open to anyone, but i will not roleplay with minors. sorry for any inconvenience this causes, lovebugs.

if you ever want to drop threads/start new ones that’s totally cool but i would love you forever if you let me know just so i can untrack them so that my tracker isn’t always so overcrowded with inactive threads.

UPDATE & TO DO LIST.

starters owed

ocmuses (shippy)

amillixnvoices (shippy)

sevansandco (shippy)

stolideux (kelly severide x toni)

inthequiver (2) - (drunk/cuddly!seb, inverted!jalec)

littlemissredriding (julian albert)

heartfrosted (julian albert)

untracked threads - 8

tracked replies owed - 54

queued posts - 30

inbox memes owed - 78 

[edmlifeofficial]

HYTE Returns to ADE 2017 with Marcel Dettmann, Loco Dice, Ricardo Villalobos, Seth Troxler, Chris Liebing, Pan-Pot, Guti + More

A new post has been published on EDM Life at http://edmlife.com/hyte-returns-to-ade-2017-with-marcel-dettmann-loco-dice-ricardo-villalobos-seth-troxler-chris-liebing-pan-pot-guti-more/

HYTE will be returning for its fourth consecutive year with four events at Amsterdam Dance Event 2017 on October 21st, 22nd, and 23rd at the Warehouse Elementenstraat. The venue’s new 24-hour license will allow for round the clock HYTE events with extended opening hours.

HYTE kicks off on Friday, October 20th from 10pm through 8am with Ricardo Villalobos, Seth Troxler, Sonja Moonear, Steve Rachmad, and Ferro in the warehouse. UK party brand and label, FUSE, will take over the club room with Enzo Siragusa, Archie Hamilton b2b Rossko, Seb Zito, and Rich Nxt. Tickets for this event are unfortunately sold out.

The next party in the warehouse starts at 8am through 10pm on Saturday, October 21st for HYTE’s first ADE daytime event. The lineup for this debut includes Marcel Dettmann, Robert Hood aka Floorplan, Dekmantel Soundsytem, Ryan Elliot, DJ Stingray, and DJ Deep. Tickets are still available here for the launch HYTE’s daytime event.

The party continues on Saturday night at 10pm through noon on Sunday. Artists at the 14-hour party include Pan-Pot, ROD, Marco Faraone, Cuartero, and Wouter S. Regular tickets are sold out for this event as well, but Chris Liebing will perform an exclusive six-hour set that begins at 6am, and tickets are still available here for his long set.

The HYTE ADE 2017 finale begins on Sunday, October 22nd from 10pm through 8am on Monday morning. Desolat label head, Loco Dice, will return to shut down the warehouse. Other warehouse artists include Kenny Dope, Peggy Gou, Guti [live], and William Djoko. The club room will be hosted by label and Dutch party brand SlapFunk Records who will have artists like Samual Deep x Julian Alexander, LockLead, Anil Aras, and POV live. Tickets are available here for HYTE’s ADE 2017 closing party.

If you’re unable to make any of these four HYTE events or want more, HYTE will announce the week of ADE a special afterparty at a secret location.

[claudiahimsa]

for the ask game: 4,13, 27, 35, 48, 53, 69, 71, 86 and 99 please? x

Thanks for asking, anon! I’ll put the answers under the cut, it’s a long post

4 - do you like your name? why? 

I’ve always hated it when I was younger but it’s grown on me and I actually quite like it now, especially with my middle name so it’s Claudia Juliane 

13 - any siblings?

I’ve got one older brother, he’s turning 30 next month and one half-brother but I’ve only met him once so I don’t really know him, I think he’s in his mid-thirties?

27 - do you have a job? what do you do?

I’m a full-time post-grad student and I’m working for nutritionfacts as a volunteer translator but I don’t have a proper paid job at the moment, no

35 - who is your celebrity crush?

I wouldn’t call it a crush but I’d lay down my life for Sebastian Stan, he’s literally an angel and the most beautiful soul in the entire universe (I’ve got a whole blog dedicated to him so if you’re into Seb and Captain America, follow me here)

48 - who is your role model?

I don’t really have one, there are so many inspiring people out there it would be hard to just pick one person that has it all

53 - opinion on smoking?

heck to the fucking nope, cigarettes are Disgusting™ and should be banned everywhere, why do people even do that to themselves? (weed’s fine though)

69 - do you play an instrument?

yeah, I started playing the piano when I was 5 and I got lessons for over 10 years but we sold it when I moved out so I haven’t actually played in a while

71 - tea or coffee?

I looove the smell of coffee but I can’t stand the taste so definitely tea

86 - what is your phone background?

I tried to find a link but Google couldn’t find anything, it’s a minimalistic white background with some black at the bottom that looks neat with a white iPhone, I’m not a fan of colourful distracting wallpapers, I want to see the apps and stuff

99 - what is your zodiac sign?

I’m an aquarius and if you’re into astrology, read some aquarius personality traits, they’ll tell you exactly who I am as a person, it’s incredible 

[amorremanet]

Well, today, I slapped together several playlists about my loser nerd OC’s and some of their relationships, and was reminded in stereo of just how painfully questionable my taste in music sometimes is. ………Yay?