#solsplaining

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somewhere in the english countryside christian horner is yelling at the red bull lawyers for not successfully signing his other son-in-law

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being abnormal about that old man is an olympic sport. and brother im bringing home the gold

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motorsport dudes are notoriously bad at getting over teenage situationships

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local delusional red bull fan heartbroken over monégasque twink choosing to continue toxic codependent relationship with italian clownery

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tumblr girlies can claim to be the biggest charles leclerc fans all they want but they’ll never top a blue-eyed dutch-belgian three-time world champion

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no no you weren’t wrong it just needs additional context

yes i am aware of how badly this aged thank you

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somehow ended up on f1 reddit and this comment 😭

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no matter how low i fall to at least i know i’ll never be as down bad as max verstappen for charles leclerc

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mick to mercedes in 2025 would be funny though. he'd be stepping in to fill the shoes of a 7-time world champion who makes up most of the legacy of the team he's joining, who left to join a team whose legacy is also mostly made by a 7-time world champion, who is also mick's dad

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also french men apparently only have a grand total of four (4) names to choose from but yk

When was someone gonna tell me that Esteban's full name is Esteban José Jean-Pierre Ocon-Khelfane and Pierre's full name is Pierre Jean-Jacques Gasly? Their names are literally Jean Pierre and Pierre Jean...

Truly the most iconic childhood best friends -> enemies -> distant co-workers -> teammates co-parenting their reserve driver relationship around.

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i feel like the people who see seb as this chill, hippie grid dad don't know that he named his cars things like "luscious liz" "randy mandy" and "kinky kylie"

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when you walk into a “biggest charles leclerc fan” competition but your opponent is max verstappen or an italian man:

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"i dislike max verstappen domination" have you considered the fact that you may just be bitter and very un-fun?

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why does this kind of make sense 😭

no one:

charles leclerc: *tucked his pants into the sock* 🤏🏻

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yukierre getting lestappen-sandwiched is so unfair why can't we just put them together so everyone can be happy with their emotional support twink

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i love and hate how obikin in canon is the embodiment of that one tumblr post that goes “the love was there. it didn’t change anything but the love was there.” or something like that