#jujube

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jujube by colbygege

jujube

by colbygege

T, 4k, Wangxian

Summary: Wei Ying thinks back on the last month, collecting all the clues that, really, should have tipped him off far sooner than he allowed them to that he was married to Lan Zhan. He has no one to blame but himself, but also? Maybe he's not so mad. Kay's comments: Oblivious Wei Ying but in the cutest way possible and honestly, Lan Zhan was being a little sneaky in this one. When the two decide to move in together, they get married for a rent discount, only Wei Ying doesn't realize the roommate agreement Lan Zhan made him sign was actually a marriage certificate. Cue: him slowly connecting the dots. A very amusing story and a podfic is available as well. Excerpt: When Wei Ying thinks back on this moment, this is when he should have been paying attention and listening instead of being so immersed in his own thoughts. He only picks up pieces of what Lan Zhan is saying: “…Assume the financial responsibility … open a joint bank account … grow savings and portfolio…” Wei Ying tunes back in, stitching the words together with the image of Lan Zhan presenting a document to him. “Oh,” he says, grabbing the document. But his thoughts are still jumbled and his eyes aren’t focusing. “Like a roommate agreement.” “…Something of that nature, I suppose.” Lan Zhan says it almost like a joke. At least in the way that Lan Zhan tells jokes; the way that makes Wei Ying smile and laugh every time because fuck you, Jiang Cheng, Lan Zhan is hilarious. Lan Zhan continues, "If we provide proof, we receive a small discount on our rent." “Say less. Got a pen?”

pov wei wuxian, modern setting, modern no powers, accidental marriage, developing relationship, roommates, podfic available, fluff, silly, no angst, happy ending, friends to lovers, getting together, moving in together, miscommunication, oblivious wei wuxian

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[m-rod-unofficial]

Michelle Rodríguez was born on July 12, 1978...

[thelearningcat]

They were aged out Thursday and sent to find their forever homes. I miss my babies so much. Especially Jujube. She may have been my clear favorite.

[catfindr]

[butch-farmer]

【二米炊烟】Autumn Collection 漫山的紅葉和香甜的果子，是來自大山的秋日盛宴 by 二米炊烟ErmiChuiyan

[highwaycakeshop]

흑화당 Chocolate Almond / Orange / Jujube

[megatron-moving-to-megatron]

baby

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

...if Jujube's character name is a reference to The Birdcage/choreographer I will ascend into the heavens

[ayellowgiraffe]

Launch date is June 27 for Jujube x Tokidoki Little Terrors! Will be in our shop!

www.ayellowgiraffe.com

[meditationxi]

Dulces Enchilados

https://www.thedenverhousewife.com/2021/02/dulces-enchilados-mexican-spicy-candy/

Plus j’en mange, moins j’aime ça. C’est rare!

[inedoodle]

The ghost dog came to visit.

Guilt and regret oozing from her bite wounds

Memories shining from her fur

Her oriflamme tail held up high in joy and jealousy.

She had the biggest smile

And also the biggest envy

Trying to climb seats too big for her

And filling the space with an ego,

And a grin for life

So big for such a small body.

She’d been that way since a puppy

Loudmouthed, bright and petty

She was also full of love

Of wind, of chases in the warm morning

And dedication burned throughout

Like the fields in february

I disregarded you sometimes

Even your death felt small next to his

One heart can only hold so much

But now it hits me full force

You were always bigger than I thought

You were mine, you were my first

You have filled my chest for years

Waiting patiently – once is not custom

To come out, a September evening in Glasgow

Who would have known

You could swim so far?

[m-rod-unofficial]

The Amazing Adventure of Marchello the Cat (2008), but it's just the parts that have Michelle Rodríguez

[thelearningcat]

When they leveled up to constant wiggles

[photolable]

Jujube, a ber in India. Very tasty.

[randomlypix]

Thai fruit - jujube, lamyai and passionfruit