#juggalo day 2023

[iiikaruz]

New CH episodes have made me officially decide to stop caring about the actual cast of the show </3 (/hj but i wish it was /j)

Anyway would you like to share some of your headcanons/scenarios for the side/minor characters ? It always makes my day 💚💖(/nf)

dude i feel you on these new episodes. wtf is going on over there. anyways, i’ll gladly dump this 10 ton stack of headcanons on you that i wrote down!! Marie Antoinette: 

loves hyperpop and 90s house music. she’s so slay (i have a playlist lol)

into european weirdo cinema like Gaspar Noe’s but she also likes chick flicks (her fave films are Climax (2018), Daisies (1966), and But I’m A Cheerleader (1999).)

frequents on lolita forums and goes to really shady places just to get cute lolita items.

has absolutely mastered voguing. super into ballroom culture.

has a pet borzoi (those groovy long-nosed dogs.) her name is “Vanille” and Marie loves her dearly.

wants to study fashion. she especially loves Vivienne Westwood and Moschino.

Jesús Cristo:

is a juggalo, and he indoctrinated Van Gogh into it as well.

says “it is what it is” at any minor inconvenience.

had a mental crisis at 13 as a product to the stress of living up to his clone father. similar to joan’s breakdown in s1e3 but 10x worse. he tries to ignore it when people bring it up.

designated driver on any road trip. for some reason.

into bands like The Cure whilst also bopping to Cypress Hill.

his fave video game is Parappa the Rapper.

accidentally punching holes/nails into his hand is a common occurrence. seems like it just keeps happening, so he’s learned to just roll with it. he’s also a pretty good nurse bc of it.

Marilyn Monroe:

is always down for the school play. BUT she usually just does script-writing and tech. 

into conspiracy theories and video essays. (all gorgeous gorgeous girls love video essays).

is a dedicated Britney Spears and Gwen Stefani stan.

SO “COQUETTE LIZZY GRANT DIOR RETRO” in her fashion choice.

she also gives “elle woods from legally blonde” vibes. straight A student right here.

CERTIFIED GIRLBOSS <3

Thomas Edison:

is obsessed with American Psycho (2000). he has a poster in his room and he’s weirdly obsessed with Christian Bale (very 🍎🍉🍊 of him, but he always excuses it with “oh no, i just idolize and worship him. there’s absolutely nothing gay ab it.” he’s lying.)

also he’s SUCH a pretentious film bro. he has a whole library of stupid film facts shoved in the back of his mind (im totally not projecting).

he only listens to: 80s new-wave stuff like New Order, Oingo Boingo, Beastie Boys, & Talking Heads OR Lana del Rey. There is no in between.

he worked (past-tense bc that shit is GONE in 2023) at a blockbuster video store next to the mall and he liked being a total bitch to people about it (example: “you really rented this shit? this movie sucks, dude”)

after getting unfreezed, he was ECSTATIC over how easy pirating movies is nowadays.

Napoleon Bonaparte:

member of the speech/debate club and he is THE WORST TO BE PAIRED WITH. he’s foaming at the mouth the moment someone gives a rebuttal he didn’t think of. some meetings end in him trying to beat up someone. 

into 80s rock like Metallica and Black Sabbath. he has an electric guitar. he also FUCKING LOVES ABBA AND JAMIROQUAI. like… too much.

unlawfully good at Just Dance. he absolutely fucks it up on the dance floor.

adores fantasy films like Conan (1982) and The Never-Ending Story(1984). he’s so lame/ pos.

he bakes really well. that’s all he’s got going for him.

he either found his napoleonic military uniform at party city or at a thrift store with Marie Antoinette; his story changes depending on who he’s talking to.

he cut his own hair when he was 14. the following conversation after he did so was with caesar, and it was just the haircut scene from fleabag . he then continued to keep his stupid haircut to what it is now.

is a hopeless romantic. he can make up entire love poems & sonnets in his head about a girl he’s crushing on, but literally cannot talk to people without sounding like a douchebag unless he’s super comfortable w/ them.

Ivan the Terrible:

is an avid deftones, sewerslvt, & duster listener (i, unfortunately, ALSO have a playlist.)

spends his nights scrolling on 4chan and arguing w/ people. him & topher have accidentally argued w/ each other AT LEAST 5 times.

literally refuses to take off his ushanka in any weather. it doesn’t matter to him if it’s 90 degrees, that thing is staying ON.

kins Travis Bickle and Shinji Ikari. i mean, just look at this dude and how he presents himself. average NGE & Taxi Driver enjoyer/ hj.

fave video games are Postal 2 and osu!. he plays osu! phenomenally, to the point where it’s impressive. (pls put that energy into a job or something).

and yea that’s all the energy i have to write this down :]

[tannenfiles]

“ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴏꜰꜰ, ʜᴏꜱᴇʀ.”

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Seymour’s Updated !! Pinned !!

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Good day! I’m Seymour, my pronouns are he/they, I also use neos, I’m pansexual and a transgender male I’m hoping to start my transition in 3 years (I’m turning 16 this year so at 19) I also have AUDHD, anxiety and ODD. I live in the United States, in the middle of the northern east coast. I’m a fan of 1980s media, music and pop culture. This blog is used extensively for posting my special interests and 80s media !! I’m hoping to make Friends with similar interests to me on here and elsewhere <3

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The Fandoms I’m in currently

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SCTV (Canadian variety show)

Rick Moranis (comedian and actor)

Newsies (Broadway musical)

Little shop of horrors (Broadway musical, Musical comedy Film)

Ghostbusters (Science-Fiction Comedy film)

The outsiders (book, film, Broadway musical)

Bob and Doug McKenzie (Canadian Satirical comedy duo)

South Park (adult animated series)

Smiling friends (adult animated series)

My blue heaven (Drama comedy film)

Team fortress two (Video game)

The muppet show, muppets tonight (Puppet Variety programs)

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Favorite characters in media

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Bob McKenzie (SCTV, strange brew)

Bill needle (SCTV)

The medic (team fortress 2)

Scott malkinson (south park)

Jimmy valmer (South park)

Guy Friday (SCTV)

Seymour krelborn (little shop of horrors)

Walter (the muppets)

Twobit Matthews (the outsiders)

Louis Tully (ghostbusters, the real ghostbusters)

Raymond stantz (Ghostbusters)

Barney coopersmith (my blue Heaven)

David Rose (schitt’s creek)

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Favorite movies [Letterboxd: louistullyirl]

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Strange brew [1983]

Ghostbusters II [1989]

Little shop of horrors [1986]

Ghostbusters [1984]

The outsiders [1983]

BASEketball [1998]

Scott Pilgrim VS The World [2010]

Ghostbusters: Afterlife [2021]

Class [1983]

Asteroid city [2023]

My blue heaven [1990]

Fantastic Mr. Fox [2009]

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Artists I listen to

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Chappell roan (favorite song: red wine supernova)

Rick Moranis (favorite song: pu-pu-pu, parve)

Weezer (favorite song: hash pipe, say it ain’t so)

Taylor Swift (favorite song: Cardigan, picture to burn)

Ween (favorite song: it’s gonna be a long night, the mollusk)

Primus (favorite song: here come the bastards)

Phantom Planet (favorite song: so I fall again, dropped)

Kate bush (favorite song: army dreamers)

Insane clown posse (favorite song: juggalo juice)

Rush (favorite song: closer to the heart)

Big reel fish (favorite song: beer)

Will wood (favorite song: 2econd 2ight 2eer)

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That’s all, thank you for your time !!

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[hyp3rk3l]

Welcome to K2 Week 2023!

Day 2—Demons / Angels

It's a bit boring, and definitely my least favourite out of all the art I have prepared, but at least we get Scene Kyle and Juggalo Kenny!

[remainsstreet]

Poster for THE GATHERING, presented by New Red Order and The Cahokia Intertribal Noise Symposium as a closing event for Counterpublic 2023 in St. Louis. "New Red Order and Cahokia Intertribal Noise Symposium Presents: The Gathering, an innovative live event format that splits the difference between the Gathering of Nations Pow Wow and the Gathering of the Juggalos. Combining public assembly, academic symposium, music festival, and film screening, the two day event will conjure new pasts and ancient futures of the-place-currently-called St. Louis. Artists, activists and academics share the line-up with rappers and noise musicians in order to present a discursive and hallucinatory trip towards collectively convoking crimes against reality."

[numetaljackdog]

what i'm listening to 4/5/2023 (song notes under cut!)

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Laura Les - Haunted: haunted. by laura les.

100 gecs - Dumbest Girl Alive: yeah there's gonna be a fair few new gecs tracks in here. dumbest girl alive is my favorite from 10k, i can't even express how much it just hits every time. i love the riff, i love the lyrics, i love the music video, i love the production, love it love it love it. i also included a minecraft parody i found when searching the video on youtube, you're welcome

Black Flag - Revenge: i've been trying to rediscover my love for some of my favorite hardcore genres, so i took it all the way back to the early days and reconnected with one of my favorite bands. i encountered this song in high school when trying to find clean black flag songs that i could put in a piece i was writing about the history of metal (which the band is not, but hardcore is significant in the history of the genre anyway). it's a great thrash-and-basher and apparently has not been in my playlist until now, which i was unaware of lol

The Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever: once again i must admit to listening to the beetles.... alas. look it's a really good song, the lead-in to the chorus is fucking amazing, the instrumentation is really interesting and unique, it just washes over you like waves of sound. plus it's goofy as hell

Jaga Jazzist - I Could Have Killed Him In The Sauna: from the INSTANT i heard the intro of this track i was like ohhh that's going in the next WILT. i don't have a ton to say about it, just listen. it's good sounds to chew on. shoutout io

100 gecs - Billy Knows Jamie: i freaked the fuck out when i heard this track, no joke. which is funny, because i'm pretty certain they played this when i saw them last fall, but i didn't have any frame of reference at the time for whether it would sound the same on the record. i just kept thinking "they did this for ME. SPECIFICALLY" because like hello??? i'm the nu metal gecs fan!!! that's like my whole thing!!!! and this literally sounds like limp bizkit half the time!!!!! i honestly kind of wouldn't mind if the breakdown at the end had been a little more restrained, just to preserve the feeling that it's 1999 all over again, but whatever. it cums. it's also about violence and killing, so i even get a little bit of like juggalo vibes almost

Fiona Apple - To Your Love: this song sounds so sexyyyy like maybe this is out of pocket but when this came on shuffle on a singer-songwriter playlist i was browsing i literally stopped what i was doing and was just like 😳😳😳 it's insane. and like when her voice gets all growly at one point later in the track... anyway haha

Marnie Stern - Prime: found via that coolass video i reblogged a while back oh god let's see if i can find that. holy shit i can't believe that worked. i don't know anything about marnie stern but i should listen to more because prime knocked the wind out of me it's good

100 gecs - The Most Wanted Person In The United States: last gecs track... and it's more rap rock!!! kind of. did you guys catch that cypress hill sample? i sure did!!!! love itttt. plus there's more killing it's so awesome. i've already said most of this stuff to violet (hi violet) but for real i think "got anthony kiedis suckin on my penis" is one of the all-time greatest bars and i'm not joking

DJ Lycox - BILLIE JEAN (DIOR): a lot of music from people on here this month! one of my mutuals (who probably won't read this but if you do. hi :3) posted this track and i really love the original pop smoke song so i was like right what's all this then. it's good. that's what it is then

Bruce Springsteen - Born to Run: i was reading this article about bruce springsteen being a sort of icon for butch womanhood and that had me like wow i am feeling emotions right now. and so i went and listened to some springsteen and you know what he rocks. there's something so desperate and heartbreaking about his songwriting, it hits me in a real way. and i've never even been to new jersey

Ada Rook - 920LONDON: new rook album ooh yeah babey. not my fav record she's ever done but still really fucking good. this song kind of reminds me of everlong, which like. girl who's only ever listened to everlong by the foo fighters listening to her second song: getting a lot of everlong by the foo fighters vibes from this. but still it's about holding each other close and making the most of what we have in our rapidly passing time, plus the riffs are kind of similar in ways that i don't feel like fudging musical terminology to try and describe

Sarah Vaughan - Lullaby Of Birdland: cool jazz can be kind of whatever but y'know i'm a vocals girlie and sarah vaughan honestly probably deserves to be listed up there with the greats. her vocal control is insane, and the way she just drifts from her higher register to the lower and back again is hypnotic. good fucking song plus shows props to charlie parker

May Leitz - gODKILLER: another from tumblr, thanks to user bigbaywindow for directing me towards may leitz ^_^ i have been rocking with several of her songs but this was the first one i listened to and it's really good, the lyrics hit me in a certain way as well that some of you might guess. also while putting together the youtube playlist i discovered that may makes youtube videos including one that i've seen floating around my recommended page a couple of times?? so i guess i'll have to see what's goin on over there

The International Sweethearts Of Rhythm - Vi Vigor: am i like. crazy. i would have SWORN that i put this in a previous WILT but i can find no evidence of that being true. in any case this is a cool kinda bebop-inspired jazz piece by an all-woman jazz ensemble who i wanna listen to more of. there's some really great sax work on here especially, so if you're into that def check this one out

Girls Rituals - Hole/The Used: okay funny story on this one. this was the first song i ever heard from any of devi's projects, it was before i even really knew who black dresses was. this song appeared in my release radar and i was like "who the fuck is this" and i'm convinced it only happened because the title is the names of two bands which i WAS already listening to at the time. and i listened to the song and said "this is really bad, and i don't understand why anyone would listen to this." and then i mostly forgor about it. skip forward to recently - i am obviously a big fan of devi's work and plenty of other projects adjacent to this. i get a big new batch of songs in my playlist (hello again to violet shoutout violet) and this song is in here. i listen to it. it's good :) take that, me from two years ago

The Buggles - The Plastic Age: the mandatory Todd Find™ for this month. i was watching the one hit wonderland episode on these guys and honestly didn't pay attention too closely bc i was busy but this song stuck. you guys know i'm all about that campy futurey cyberpunk-adjacent shit. it would be a stretch to say this fully gets there but it's still a fun song either way

Cage The Elephant - Cigarette Daydreams: lame song honestly but the chorus is super catchy plus there's a story. when i was working my old job there was a supervisor i liked a lot who played a wide range of tunes on shift. sometimes it was chill instrumental stuff, sometimes it was metalcore, and sometimes it was like this sort of radio alternative shit. this song specifically would play a lot, as you can imagine, and at the time it annoyed me, especially because of how catchy it is, it would make me think of work. but now both that supervisor and i have left, and so now it just reminds me of vibing with them and making the most of being on the clock. a cigarette daydream indeed

Jason Segel & Walter - Man Or Muppet: i don't know, man. i've had this song stuck in my head since i was eight years old and one day i randomly thought "i wonder if that's on streaming" and it is

[greensparty]

Preview: 2024 Boston Underground Film Festival

The Boston Underground Film Festival returns to the Brattle Theatre (Cambridge, MA) from Wed. March 20 to Sun. March 24, 2024! The fest is now in it's 24th edition celebrating bizarre, weird and alt cinema!

Here at Green’s Party, I’ve been lucky enough to cover the festival since 2016 (the fest took off in 2020 and 2021, and I was unable to attend 2022, but I returned in 2023). Here are some of the highlights of this year’s BUFF:

Wed. March 20:

Opening Night film is the East Coast Premiere of Immaculate, which stars current It Girl Sydney Sweeney as a nun in a new covenant as nightmarish things start happening. The film opens nationwide on Friday from Neon, but BUFF fans get to see the East Coast Premiere! Then it's time for the North American Premiere of the new restoration of the 1990 Hong Kong action film Fatal Termination.

Thurs. March 21:

Day 2 kicks off with a Strange Kindness, which was filmed in Cape Cod and focuses on a small town shaken by a violent crime resulting in a house to house manhunt. This thriller is joined by the VT filmed short The Thaw. Then it's Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (CANADA), a vampire coming-of-age film. Then it's Femme (U.K.), set in London's drag scene where a victim of a homophobic attack encounters the assailant months later in a gay sauna and slowly plots revenge.

Fri. March 22:

The day kicks off at 5PM with The Dunwich Horrors, a short program made up of all New England-based horror stories. Then it's the road movie Off Ramp about some Juggalos making their way through the South and a series of misadventures ensue. Sleep (KOREAN) is about an expectant couple in which the husband is developing a dangerous sleepwalking habit.

Sat. March 23:

One of my favorite portions of BUFF is the Sound + Vision music video program. This year there's 27 music videos including some from The Hives, The Chemical Brothers and more. One of the highlights of 2016 BUFF was Little Sister, directed by Zach Clark (who I interviewed at the fest). Now he's back with the alien road movie The Becomers. A deadly infestation of spiders in a French apartment building is the center of Infested (FRANCE) from Shudder.

Sun. March 24:

In the afternoon there's With Love and a Major Organ (CANADA) set in an alternate world where hearts are made of objects and suppressing emotions, a woman literally gives a suitor her heart and it sets this drama in motion. Omen (BELGIUM) was actually Belgium's submission for Best International Feature to the Academy Awards this past year. It's about a Congolese expat who prepares to return home to present his pregnant girlfriend to his family. Then the Closing Night film is Boy Kills World (GERMANY / SOUTH AFRICA / USA), which boasts the most star power with Bill Skarsgard, Famke Jannsen (who I worked with on Monument Ave), Sharlto Copley and was produced by Sam Raimi. It's about a man who was orphaned as a child and deaf, but he becomes a killing machine and adapts the voice of his favorite video game. The trailer has some very Matrix-like action to it!

For tickets and info on 2024 BUFF

Stay tuned to Green’s Party for my coverage of this year’s fest!

[wewerecore]

CORE Pro #115

Regional Pro-Wrestling Day 2023 02/04/23 Arlen Specter US Squash Center - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania Attendance: No Vacancy

Match #1 Special Attraction Match

The Trustbusters (Ari Daivari, Sonny Kiss, and Slim J) vs. Team Sabu (Homicide, Suicide, and Jennacide) - Sonny Kiss connected with a superkick to Suicide which was followed up with a springboard inverted DDT from Slim J. Ari Daivari came off the top rope with a big splash and picked up the pinfall victory. Winners: The Trustbusters

Match #2 Wrestling Fears CZW Offer Match

CMD (Desean Pratt and Boom Harden) vs. Griffin McCoy and Michael Mistretta - Griffin McMcoy rebounded off the second rope for his Sunset Kick, but he was caught out of the air and planted with a Michinoku Driver from Boom Harden. Desean Pratt closed things out with a top rope doublestomp and the pin. Winners: CMD

Match #3 LVAC Offer Match

Big Dan Champion vs. The Boar - With Big Dan Champion backed into the corner, The Boar charged in for the gore, but Big Dan got out of the way and Boar hit shoulder first into the ring post. The Boar staggered toward the center of the ring and into a TKO from Big Dan. Winner: Big Dan Champion

Match #4 Juggalo Championship Wrestling Offer Match - JCW Tag Team Title Match

Brothers of Funstruction (Ruffo The Clown and Yabo The Clown) (Champions) vs. Mad Man Pondo and Kongo Kong - Before the opening bell, Officer Colt Cabana made his way to the ring and confiscated all weapons from the participants. During the match however, Yabo The Clown reached into his baggy pants and produced a comically oversized mallet. Ruffo The Clown held Mad Man Pondo’s legs open and Yabo pummeled Pondo’s privates with the mallet. The clowns worked together to slam Kongo Kong on top of Pondo and piled on top for the WrestleFest style pin. Winners: Brothers of Funstruction

Match #5 Memphis Wrestling Offer Match - Memphis Wrestling Internet Championship

Mike Anthony vs.  Tim Bosby (Champion) - Former Memphis Heritage Champion Mike Anthony went for his Genetic Dream double leg sole food, but the rookie standout Tim Bosby caught Anthony’s legs and countered with a Boston crab. Anthony fought to the ropes, Bosby relinquished the hold and hit a deadlift gut wrench suplex and got the upset win. Winner: Tim Bosby

- Before the Blackcraft Wrestling Offer Match, the lights in the building went out, and when they came back on standing at the entrance curtain next to a crucifix was The Preacher. The Preacher had a large scar on his neck from when he had his throat slit four years earlier. The Preacher asked for a volunteer from the crowd to be sacrificed on the cross. A muscular fan with a head like a pumpkin walked toward the entrance, but rather than be willingly crucified, the fan charged toward the ring in the direction of Simon Grimm but was easily subdued by CORE officials Andy Harner and Aaron Arbo. The Preacher began to hammer his own left hand into the crucifix and then called on the wrestlers for a little help hammering a nail into his free hand. The Preacher laughed maniacally and the wound on his neck opened up and began to pour blood. The lights were flicked on and off and CORE officials called for a stop to this segment. The match was declared a no contest and an intermission was held as everyone involved with Blackcraft Wrestling were escorted out of the building.  

Match #6 Blackcraft Wrestling Offer Match

Simon Grimm vs. Zicky Dice Winner: No Contest

- During the intermission as blood was mopped up and the chains were removed from the ring and ropes put back in their place; Big Dan Champion, Big Swole, Big Swole, and BIG BOSS Shimizu were made available for photo opportunities with the crowd.

Match #7 Special Attraction Match

Big Swole and Big Swole vs. Kerry Morton and Billie Starkz - Big Swole went for the rip cord rolling elbow on Billie Starkz, but Swole spun around into a superkick from Kerry Morton. Billie Starkz came off the top with a swanton bomb while Kerry Morton held off Big Swole from breaking up the pin on Big Swole. Winners: Kerry Morton and Billie Starkz

Match #8 Control Your Narrative Offer Match

EC3 and Fodder vs. Flip Gordon and Dontae Smiley - Dontae Smiley locked the Texas Cloverleaf on Fodder. EC3 charged in to the ring to break it up, Flip Gordon tried to cut him off but was tripped up by Fodder’s valet Angelina Love. EC3 connected with a lariat to the back of Smiley’s head, and Fodder got back to his feet for the big running legdrop on Dontae. Winners: EC3 and Fodder

Match #9 TransGraps Offer Match

Gisele Shaw vs. Edith Surreal - Edith Surreal went for the straight jacket DDT on Gisele Shaw, but Gisele countered with a back body drop. Shaw hit the ropes and landed a running knee strike to Edith’s external occipital protuberance. Winner: Gisele Shaw

Match #10 TERMINUS Offer Match

Jonathan Gresham vs. Baron Black - The contest between these two TERMINUS grapplers went to the full fifteen minute time limit. During the ninety second overtime period, a desperate Baron Black intentionally low blowed Jonathan Gresham. According to TERMINUS rules, a grappler is issued a technical foul for a low blow, but will only be disqualified with two technical fouls. So after being issued his technical foul, Baron Black covered Gresham and got the three count.   Winner: Baron Black

Match #11 Wrestling Entertainment Series World Championship Offer Match

Alistair Overeem (Champion) vs. Mojo Muhtadi - Mojo Muhtadi made his triumphant return to pro-wrestling by finding himself on the receiving end of repeated knees to the chest Alistair Overeem before slumping to the ground and being pummeled into unconsciousness with fists to the face until the referee called for the bell. Winner: Alistair Overeem

Match #12 Special Attraction Match

The Last Wave (Josh Alexander and Mr. Takeshita) vs. Natural Vibes (BIG BOSS Shimizu and Kzy) - Josh Alexander tried for the German suplex on BIG BOSS Shimizu, but Shimizu elbowed his way out and countered into a Shot-put Slam attempt. Mr. Takeshita saved his partner with a jumping Jumbo knee between Shimizu’s shoulder blades. Alexander hoisted Shimizu up for the Jay Driller in the center of the ring and the successful pinfall. Winners: The Last Wave

Upcoming Shows:

CORE presents The Co-Op 2023 03/30/23 - 04/02/23 Pico Union Project - Los Angeles, California

March 30th Trustbusters: Answer The Call Masakatsu Funaki's The Quest JUST TAP OUT Professional Wrestling Senior Division Slam-O-Rama

March 31st Johnny Ace's Dynamic Dames JTO vs. CORE Jeff Jarrett's Spring Breakers Trustbusters: Afterlife

April 1st UltraMantis Black's Tofu Scramble Madness Terry Funk's WrestleFest 2023

April 2nd TAKA Michinoku's These Days 2