#jug asks

[moctor]

smugpilled jugmaxxer

b y e b y e

[blindmagdalena]

How do you think homelander would be with an s/o that casually likes to share food and drinks? Like they offer him a sip of their drink or are always trying to get him to try their food but on the other hand they also casually will take his drink (probably a glass of milk) and take a sip before handing it back

Also I feel like homie would be a huge crybaby with anything that’s too sour or spicy food/drink wise.

"Try a sip?" You offer, holding your strawberry lemonade out to Homelander.

He's taken aback. "Uh... sure." He moves to take the drink, but you beat him by simply bringing the straw closer to his lips. He feels a little silly—like a kid being spoon fed—but he obligingly takes a sip. He can't stop himself before he makes a face: it's much too sweet, and the sour doesn't help it any.

You laugh. He bristles initially, but you're not laughing at him, he realizes. You look sympathetic as you pull the drink away. "Not a fan?"

"No," he says flatly, wiping his lips.

"Maybe next time."

Sure enough, there are many, many next time's. Whenever you're eating or drinking something new, you've stopped asking before putting it in front of his mouth, and he's stopped questioning it. He's come to love the way you always feed it to him yourself.

He rarely ever likes what you have him sample, but it's not about the food, really. It's about the hundreds of tiny things you do each day to make him feel like a part of your life. It's about how eagerly you share your every little experience with him.

It's as if somehow you know just how much he's missed out on.

"Is this just milk?" You ask one day, pointing to his glass.

A small part of him braces. Will you think that's strange? "Yes." He watches you lift it without a thought and take a little sip of it. You wrinkle your nose, and he smiles, that flash of tension easing from his body. "Not a fan?"

"Not really," you admit, setting it back down.

"Maybe next time," he says fondly, taking a hefty swig of his own.

[onesacrificiallamb]

Heyo! Genuinely curious, ever gonna post more about that butter roll baking au? Thought Milk Jug Cookie was a super neat :D

I spose I gotta since the new mycookie update is coming out. Well, it’s a pretty silly au mostly.

Butter roll was teasing matcha cookie, letting her help him with a batch for his own personal use and experimenting

But. Well. Yknow.

Milk jug cookie was the result of adding a flavor to the doughs instead of it just being plain, like how the successful batch used matcha cookie’s stuff in the actual game. She convinced him to try adding extra milk for a flavor, since it was the closest thing they had nearby to add extra to. Thus, resulting in a newbaked cookie that aligned with shadow milk’s flavoring. They’re mostly waiting for the kid to reach full maturity for the full body switch, but shadow milk, being the dork he is, just /loves/ fucking around with his new body.

[imreallyloveleee]

welp, that's it. jughead regrets not marrying betty. it's canon, i'm done

[calciumdeficientt]

hey dudes! just a post to tell you that the ask box is now CLOSED. with university (COLLEGE to most of you) fast approaching, the asks aren’t going to be sustainable, it wouldn’t be fair to either party but especially to YOU LOVELY PEOPLE to keep the ask box open when i’m gonna be so busy, and i want to make sure i’m at my best mentally.

comms will remain open, but all the current asks will be deleted, if you really want them, feel free to comm a little somethin, but with the need to preserve and maintain my mental health right now, i can’t commit to finishing them.

i might post the occasional update or hc,and what’s left in my queue will roll out tomorrow, what’s already in my drafts will be finished at some point and the ask box may well open back up again once i get settled, or get the writing itch again but for now this is me signing off for a long needed break

sayonara and stay gold!

milky <3

[brandycranby]

Brandycranby is actually an allusion to the various cranberry products consumed to safely handle Curtis’s grimy monster co-

LISTEN-

the thought of how dirty it is intensifies the siren call 😣😣 he's the walking definition of sex!! forbidden!! terrible!! everything i was taught to avoid!! 😳

everything, all my kinks, my thoughts revolve around my inexperience ngl so the thought of him mocking that, humiliating me with all the things he'll do to me, how he'll leave me dirty both physically and "morally" is so !!!

religion has left me with issues but also ✨️sexy thots✨️ so its a win win actually 😌

[ask-guidinglight]

i wonder if piss chug dude loves this

"I am unsure of what those are, but they give me some... negative deja vu."

"I cannot speak for him, though hopefully he'll see this to give you an answer."

[rocketbirdie]

Will Zack drink orange joe?

Who is Orange Joe

[ghosty-0w0]

hi hello do you want to hang out and draw random stuff

(Received ask at 8:42 P.M EST)

UMM YEAH YES I DOO

[moctor]

Hi idk if you play Baldurs Gate 3 but I drew ShadowHeart holding Smug Jug in a baby sling because my friend said i should

I hope you like it

I haven't played BG3 yet, but when I get around to it I'll be thinking of this picture constantly... thank you I love it! :]

[kociamieta]

Hello

you've been uploading less and less art here and your reblog side account activity been a little concerning. Are you doing alright? Will there be more art of your iterators ocs? (love em bdw go tfb!) Or did you moved on to other stuff. I'm not nagging you or anything, but been a little concerned form what I've seen and just wanted to make sure how are you doing. And if you are busy or burned out thats fine, just take care of yourself and stay hydrated

don’t worry, the iterators aren’t going anywhere : ) i have been rather low on motivation + art blocked recently, and i’d rather not force myself to do fun things. but they will be back …. One faithful day…..

currently i’m trying to finish my second story before uni starts, once i’m done with that who knows what i’ll work on next

[hybridheroes]

could alice bloodbend.

well she could use the water inside the body to control someone, but she prefers the good ol power washer method, very classy

[sunnydayaoe]

[stevie-petey]

I love Jonathan but I need more of Dustin being protective of bug and being a dick to Jonathan. I feel like the kids would divide into their own ships. Like a few kids ship jug the rest ship stug. It's funny to think about them debating the older kids love lives like it's some kind of a show and not real life.

Dustin would be a stug shipper just because he's holding a grudge against Jonathan. He doesn't want to think about his sister in a relationship but he'll be damned if Jon thinks he's got a shot.

Lucas remains undecided ( but leaning towards stug) while max is a fellow stug shipper ( because Steve is cooler than Jonathan)

Mike is a jancy shipper just for his sister and els a jancy shipper because Mike is.

Will is a jug shipper, he doesn't really have a connection with Nancy like he does bug. Nothing against Nancy it's just he grew up with bug and loves her like a sister. He wishes jug could've worked out but won't force it

i agree with everything except the mike part. we havent seen much of it yet, but mike is the biggest bug lover out of the entire group (its why they clash so much) and he will always 1000% be on team bug. mans honestly thinks both jon n steve arent good enough for her (no man is) and he will always go “you should dump him” whenever bug complains about steve

and will 1000000% wishes it had been jon n bug :( like u said, he loves nancy, but bug is his favorite person in the entire world and he wishes they wouldve worked out

and the kids all def have a conversation about this in the future with lucas going “looking back, there were signs” and dustin hating the ENTIRE conversation lmao

[gayfraggle]

Throws u a smug jug

AAAAA

[ask-guidinglight]

Okay ignore anything I just sent about doors being created, Google lied to me and I was an idiot to trust it. Dang google. Still, my birthday is on August 9th. I'll probably have way more than 4 curious chug jugs by then. Sorry for the misconception!

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Btw I accidentally threw screech into a fireplace and murdered it

-curious "chug jug" dude

"Ah, understandable."

It takes them a second to process that last sentence.

"...I'll take care of that. Please refrain from attacking the entities directly, especially those younger ones."