#jug asks

[moctor]

smugpilled jugmaxxer

b y e b y e

[lagomorphics]

Bangs jar against the table gently

Humbly request.. Heket... or Forneus...

mmmyes yes..... but what about Both....?

[blindmagdalena]

How do you think homelander would be with an s/o that casually likes to share food and drinks? Like they offer him a sip of their drink or are always trying to get him to try their food but on the other hand they also casually will take his drink (probably a glass of milk) and take a sip before handing it back

Also I feel like homie would be a huge crybaby with anything that’s too sour or spicy food/drink wise.

"Try a sip?" You offer, holding your strawberry lemonade out to Homelander.

He's taken aback. "Uh... sure." He moves to take the drink, but you beat him by simply bringing the straw closer to his lips. He feels a little silly—like a kid being spoon fed—but he obligingly takes a sip. He can't stop himself before he makes a face: it's much too sweet, and the sour doesn't help it any.

You laugh. He bristles initially, but you're not laughing at him, he realizes. You look sympathetic as you pull the drink away. "Not a fan?"

"No," he says flatly, wiping his lips.

"Maybe next time."

Sure enough, there are many, many next time's. Whenever you're eating or drinking something new, you've stopped asking before putting it in front of his mouth, and he's stopped questioning it. He's come to love the way you always feed it to him yourself.

He rarely ever likes what you have him sample, but it's not about the food, really. It's about the hundreds of tiny things you do each day to make him feel like a part of your life. It's about how eagerly you share your every little experience with him.

It's as if somehow you know just how much he's missed out on.

"Is this just milk?" You ask one day, pointing to his glass.

A small part of him braces. Will you think that's strange? "Yes." He watches you lift it without a thought and take a little sip of it. You wrinkle your nose, and he smiles, that flash of tension easing from his body. "Not a fan?"

"Not really," you admit, setting it back down.

"Maybe next time," he says fondly, taking a hefty swig of his own.

[onesacrificiallamb]

Heyo! Genuinely curious, ever gonna post more about that butter roll baking au? Thought Milk Jug Cookie was a super neat :D

I spose I gotta since the new mycookie update is coming out. Well, it’s a pretty silly au mostly.

Butter roll was teasing matcha cookie, letting her help him with a batch for his own personal use and experimenting

But. Well. Yknow.

Milk jug cookie was the result of adding a flavor to the doughs instead of it just being plain, like how the successful batch used matcha cookie’s stuff in the actual game. She convinced him to try adding extra milk for a flavor, since it was the closest thing they had nearby to add extra to. Thus, resulting in a newbaked cookie that aligned with shadow milk’s flavoring. They’re mostly waiting for the kid to reach full maturity for the full body switch, but shadow milk, being the dork he is, just /loves/ fucking around with his new body.

[imreallyloveleee]

welp, that's it. jughead regrets not marrying betty. it's canon, i'm done

[calciumdeficientt]

hey dudes! just a post to tell you that the ask box is now CLOSED. with university (COLLEGE to most of you) fast approaching, the asks aren’t going to be sustainable, it wouldn’t be fair to either party but especially to YOU LOVELY PEOPLE to keep the ask box open when i’m gonna be so busy, and i want to make sure i’m at my best mentally.

comms will remain open, but all the current asks will be deleted, if you really want them, feel free to comm a little somethin, but with the need to preserve and maintain my mental health right now, i can’t commit to finishing them.

i might post the occasional update or hc,and what’s left in my queue will roll out tomorrow, what’s already in my drafts will be finished at some point and the ask box may well open back up again once i get settled, or get the writing itch again but for now this is me signing off for a long needed break

sayonara and stay gold!

milky <3

[guardian-angel-askblog]

*walks up to the guardian with a curious chug jug from Doors*

Hello!

I believe Guide has been here

So I thought to stop by cause why not!

You definitely have been through a lot...

*he grabs the file and reads it*

Hmm...

Damn. That's just cruel

Didn't even see the grave you made...

You deserved so much better...

Here, take this as a... hmm... like... a "get well soon"... gift... or something...

*he threw a curious chug jug up as hard as he could to them*

See ya soon!

*he took a sip of one of his chug jugs and entered another rift similar to the one seen before, before it closed shortly after*

-crow, curious" chug jug" dude

(BTW this sorta correlates to the @ask-guidinglight ask you got before, just so you know!)

“Uhm…the gesture is appreciated but I don’t have hands.”

[They’d respond, watching the stranger leave.]

“What an odd visitor…”

[ask-guidinglight]

*walks straight into the seek chase hallway and stands still*

Hey seekkkkkkk!

Now's the time you've all been waiting for!!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREEE!

Ready? Miku Miku BEAM!

*throws 1,500 crucifixes at Seek*

I may have listened to too much Miku...

-Crow, curious "chug jug" dude

The Blue Light is unresponsive. It's flickering in and out of your vision. It seems you used too much of its power at once...

"SEEK!? ARE YOU ALRI- THIS SHOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE"

[moctor]

Hi idk if you play Baldurs Gate 3 but I drew ShadowHeart holding Smug Jug in a baby sling because my friend said i should

I hope you like it

I haven't played BG3 yet, but when I get around to it I'll be thinking of this picture constantly... thank you I love it! :]

[stevie-petey]

"jug" always takes me out lol. "Stug" is bearable but "jug" is downright monstrosity 😭

the ship name jug is hands down my favorite thing to come from come home LMAO like its so unserious it makes me giggle every time

[rocketbirdie]

Will Zack drink orange joe?

Who is Orange Joe

[ghosty-0w0]

hi hello do you want to hang out and draw random stuff

(Received ask at 8:42 P.M EST)

UMM YEAH YES I DOO

[kociamieta]

Hello

you've been uploading less and less art here and your reblog side account activity been a little concerning. Are you doing alright? Will there be more art of your iterators ocs? (love em bdw go tfb!) Or did you moved on to other stuff. I'm not nagging you or anything, but been a little concerned form what I've seen and just wanted to make sure how are you doing. And if you are busy or burned out thats fine, just take care of yourself and stay hydrated

don’t worry, the iterators aren’t going anywhere : ) i have been rather low on motivation + art blocked recently, and i’d rather not force myself to do fun things. but they will be back …. One faithful day…..

currently i’m trying to finish my second story before uni starts, once i’m done with that who knows what i’ll work on next

[hybridheroes]

could alice bloodbend.

well she could use the water inside the body to control someone, but she prefers the good ol power washer method, very classy

[ask-guidinglight]

YOU!

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME NOW!

CUZ I SAID SO!

AND YES!

I sorta understand this, but not quite quite understand it...

I feel like drawing a little green dot since yes.

It'd be so awesome. It would be so cool.

Oh and if you're wondering why the red light is so quiet, it's because I duct taped their mouth shut and tied their hands to the wall with duct tape.

Don't know how I tied their hands with duct tape but I guess it works.

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(For pure context, I took this while in a run with haste)

SHUT UP HASTE! NOT RIGHT NOW!

*Literally just throws a crucifix at it's face full force, dead center*

"Th-that painting..."

Their head- or, well, wherever their thoughts are located- hurts, as if they're trying their best to remember something that won't come to.

"It seems so familiar... never mind that."

"It appears that the one you call Curious Light is the centerpiece. My symbol on the top right, and the red light- I believe you call them Mischievious Light- is on the bottom left."

"I am unsure of the painting's purpose, it's origins, nor its meaning. Wait, what did you do to the red light-"

A red mist fills the room, interrupting their speech. a choir of agonizing voices all repeating "NOTIMELEFT" slowly grow in volume. Something is approaching Crow.

The crucifix is then thrown straight-on the one causing all the ruckus.

Blue light fills the room.

"What- what is this? This one is not under any of my domains... does this belong to where Curious Light resides? What is it doing here?"

[moctor]

Thoughts on Smug Jug Chan?

losing my fucking mind