#//curious “chug jug” dude

[crowtheflow]

A HARD PLACE

I GOT "A HARD PLACE" IN DOORS FINALLY!

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

AND BEFORE THE HATERS SAY FAKE, CHECK THIS PICTURE OUT!

TOO EASY!

ONLY TOOK ME 12+ HOURS AND A 8 HOUR PLAYING SESSION ON THE 1st!

I SHALL NOW TOUCH SOME RIGHTFUL GRASS!

(Recorded it but can't send video due to formatting)

(Also did this after the Winter Spotlight event, in which I got all items in)

[ask-guidinglight]

YOU!

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME NOW!

CUZ I SAID SO!

AND YES!

I sorta understand this, but not quite quite understand it...

I feel like drawing a little green dot since yes.

It'd be so awesome. It would be so cool.

Oh and if you're wondering why the red light is so quiet, it's because I duct taped their mouth shut and tied their hands to the wall with duct tape.

Don't know how I tied their hands with duct tape but I guess it works.

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(For pure context, I took this while in a run with haste)

SHUT UP HASTE! NOT RIGHT NOW!

*Literally just throws a crucifix at it's face full force, dead center*

"Th-that painting..."

Their head- or, well, wherever their thoughts are located- hurts, as if they're trying their best to remember something that won't come to.

"It seems so familiar... never mind that."

"It appears that the one you call Curious Light is the centerpiece. My symbol on the top right, and the red light- I believe you call them Mischievious Light- is on the bottom left."

"I am unsure of the painting's purpose, it's origins, nor its meaning. Wait, what did you do to the red light-"

A red mist fills the room, interrupting their speech. a choir of agonizing voices all repeating "NOTIMELEFT" slowly grow in volume. Something is approaching Crow.

The crucifix is then thrown straight-on the one causing all the ruckus.

Blue light fills the room.

"What- what is this? This one is not under any of my domains... does this belong to where Curious Light resides? What is it doing here?"

[crowtheflow]

I'm litteraly just existing wah. :(

"...For the Curious of this realm, why did you give you-know-who MORE barrels of starlight?"

Oh, them? Look, they helped me and I owe them one. Besides, what’s the harm in it? I’m not entirely dead inside- just mostly.

~ Curious Light

[ask-guidinglight]

i wonder if piss chug dude loves this

"I am unsure of what those are, but they give me some... negative deja vu."

"I cannot speak for him, though hopefully he'll see this to give you an answer."

[ask-guidinglight]

GUIDE GUESS WHAT!

NEW CHUG JUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I ALSO HAVE A TON OF VIDEOS THAT YOU SHOULD SEE.

I WILL HAVE THEN ON MY BLOG SO YOU SHOULD GO CHECK THEM OUT TRUST

I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SCREAMING

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"...I've lost count. How many is that now? Ah well, I am happy that you're ecstatic. I will be looking forward to them!"

[ask-guidinglight]

Okay ignore anything I just sent about doors being created, Google lied to me and I was an idiot to trust it. Dang google. Still, my birthday is on August 9th. I'll probably have way more than 4 curious chug jugs by then. Sorry for the misconception!

...

...

Btw I accidentally threw screech into a fireplace and murdered it

-curious "chug jug" dude

"Ah, understandable."

It takes them a second to process that last sentence.

"...I'll take care of that. Please refrain from attacking the entities directly, especially those younger ones."

[ask-guidinglight]

YOU!

CHECK THIS OUT!!!

A HARD PLACE!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*He proceeds to scream "Yeah" for 45 minutes*

-The True Doors Master

"You should, really, really rest your vocal cords. Congratulations on your win!"

[ask-guidinglight]

"This one time, I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal.

Minos Prime begged me not to!

He cried on his knees like a b%#*%!

'Oh Gabriell! thy gore shall-'

what the f#*% ever.

*Baby crying sfx*

Then I did another one.

*More baby crying sfx*

I just went through them like f#%*#%$ candy!

*tons of baby crying sfx

IT WAS THE WILL OF GOD!"

Ah yes.

I remember when Gabriel said that.

Then I went to hell and murdered him.

lol.

-Crow

"W-what does any of this mean? You went to where!?"

[ask-guidinglight]

*yawn*

I'm so tired right now...

My legs are tired too...

Ugh...

This sucks...

*psst*

*grabs the screech without looking*

*walks over to the fireplace, about to throw it in, but notices guiding light watching*

I was just putting it on the ground... totally...

...

...

...

YOINK! *Throws it into the fireplace while it let's out a painfilled scream*

>:)

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

"Stop."

The Light takes a moment to... breath? And then they sigh.

"...Apologies for my tone, I am slowly losing my patience."

[ask-guidinglight]

*randomly teleporting back in at the hospital room, banged up a ton, but holding a 5th curious chug jug*

Damn. That place tucked.

At least I have a 5th chug jug.

Oh yeah! Vector!

Anyways, now to find some bandages already...

Oh. Didn't see you there.

What? Why are you staring at me like you're so surprised?

-curious "chug jug" dude

"It seems I should really get used to this. Please, focus on your health and safety..."

(These humans sometimes... they scare me with their sheer determination and willpower. Admirable at times, worrying in others.)

[ask-guidinglight]

Guide.

I figured something out.

You know how seek stopped the grumble from getting us at the castle door?

What if,

And hear me out on this,

Seek wants us alive for something?

I mean, think about it,

He stops every other entity from killing us

And he keeps chasing us down.

I'll have to get more into this theory soon...

-That's just a theory, a Doors theory! (By curious chug jug dude)

"Interesting observation. It seems that way but..."

"What would it possibly want you to be alive for?"

"This is worrying. I wish you the best of luck in your research, and I'll do what I can, observing the entity, as well."

[ask-guidinglight]

I FOUND A DOORS REFERANCE WHILE IN A DANG SENDANOS

:O

IS THAT A TRICK OR TREAT CANDY

YOINK. IT BETTER BE BRITTLE

Now that I think if it... What candy effect DID this have???

I should've tried it

Eh probably would've been expired candy

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

"Be wary of the food you eat; they could be dangerous, and from my understanding, your human bodies are quite sensitive to what you consume."

"...wait where DID you get that?"

[ask-guidinglight]

*walking through door 72*

*encounters Halt's hallway*

Broooooo get out of my wayyyyyyyyyyyyy

...

Y'know what? NO! GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU BUFOON!

*he crucifies Halt and dropkicks him while he's chained going to hell*

Kaboom.

Wait wait wait wait! Don't teleport me yet! I wanna show you something.

*he sat down at the piano*

I've been practicing these

So, I don't think you can hear all the music that happens to play from these different encounters with entites...

For example, Seek has his own theme everytime I run from him.

Allow me to play it for you...

*he played seek's theme accordingly on the piano*

Like I said in previous run, the seek chase music is just purely too good.

Here, lemme play the rest of them...

*he continued to play all the rest of the songs*

-curious "chug jug" dude, also now know as Crow

"Quite interesting! I wasn't aware that the Hotel had this much music..."

"I thought there was only a few. Mainly, the elevator music and the songs Curious and I emit, according to the Visitors."

"I do wonder of their origins, and why only you humans hear them... another mystery of many."

[ask-guidinglight]

(Omg crow traveling with more people for once???)

*lights flickering*

EVERYONE HIDE!

Why?

Yeah why?

Just hide.

Whatever.

*they all hide and rush, as usual, passed by*

Woah...

How did you know that was coming?

Yeah how?

*lots of commotion*

I'VE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE!!!

...

I SAID I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.

GET OUT!!!

-curious "456 chug jug" dude, and randoms

"It's great that you are helping other first-time visitors out!"

"...though, there's no need to shout at them."

[ask-guidinglight]

*looking at the rift from door 0*

Hmmmmm...

Lets see...

*throws a curious chug jug in*

Storage :)

Wait a second...

What if I were to...?

*he backs up a few steps*

See ya soon guide!

*he runs forward and jumps in*

(TO BE CONTINUED...)

"Where are you-!? And he's gone."

The rift flickers yellow for a few seconds, presumably to the Barrel of Starlight.

"Crow, please, be safe."

[crowtheflow]

Wait let me try sth.

*Pulls out crucifix*

Did that work to free ya?

-Therapy Anon

That doesn't work on me.

If it doesn't do anything against the seek blob, why would it work on this idiot here?

Hey! I'm not an idiot! >:(

Yes you are.

Meanie >:(

LLLLLL

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow