#//curious “chug jug” dude

[ask-guidinglight]

i wonder if piss chug dude loves this

"I am unsure of what those are, but they give me some... negative deja vu."

"I cannot speak for him, though hopefully he'll see this to give you an answer."

[crowtheflow]

*After a while, Therapy gets in again with a few crucifies and candies* (I‘m not american i don‘t know the plural of crucifix :( )

So.

What to do now?

-Therapy Anon

(legit I thought it said "can-dies" as in the can-die candy at first lol)

Good to see you got the supplies without dying.

Unlike the other people I end up getting into this hotel with...

ANYWAYS!

I recommend getting you and everyone else to a safe area like one of those extra rooms that have those chests and stuff and closing the door.

Make sure to also get Guide there too, because even though they are an architect, I'm gonna fight an architect too, so I wouldn't want to risk the only other guide I know getting hurt.

(As in the other guide from @askthe-architects)

Stay safe.

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

[crowtheflow]

I'm litteraly just existing wah. :(

"...For the Curious of this realm, why did you give you-know-who MORE barrels of starlight?"

Oh, them? Look, they helped me and I owe them one. Besides, what’s the harm in it? I’m not entirely dead inside- just mostly.

~ Curious Light

[ask-guidinglight]

Okay ignore anything I just sent about doors being created, Google lied to me and I was an idiot to trust it. Dang google. Still, my birthday is on August 9th. I'll probably have way more than 4 curious chug jugs by then. Sorry for the misconception!

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...

Btw I accidentally threw screech into a fireplace and murdered it

-curious "chug jug" dude

"Ah, understandable."

It takes them a second to process that last sentence.

"...I'll take care of that. Please refrain from attacking the entities directly, especially those younger ones."

[ask-guidinglight]

*yawn*

I'm so tired right now...

My legs are tired too...

Ugh...

This sucks...

*psst*

*grabs the screech without looking*

*walks over to the fireplace, about to throw it in, but notices guiding light watching*

I was just putting it on the ground... totally...

...

...

...

YOINK! *Throws it into the fireplace while it let's out a painfilled scream*

>:)

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

"Stop."

The Light takes a moment to... breath? And then they sigh.

"...Apologies for my tone, I am slowly losing my patience."

[ask-guidinglight]

*walking through door 72*

*encounters Halt's hallway*

Broooooo get out of my wayyyyyyyyyyyyy

...

Y'know what? NO! GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU BUFOON!

*he crucifies Halt and dropkicks him while he's chained going to hell*

Kaboom.

Wait wait wait wait! Don't teleport me yet! I wanna show you something.

*he sat down at the piano*

I've been practicing these

So, I don't think you can hear all the music that happens to play from these different encounters with entites...

For example, Seek has his own theme everytime I run from him.

Allow me to play it for you...

*he played seek's theme accordingly on the piano*

Like I said in previous run, the seek chase music is just purely too good.

Here, lemme play the rest of them...

*he continued to play all the rest of the songs*

-curious "chug jug" dude, also now know as Crow

"Quite interesting! I wasn't aware that the Hotel had this much music..."

"I thought there was only a few. Mainly, the elevator music and the songs Curious and I emit, according to the Visitors."

"I do wonder of their origins, and why only you humans hear them... another mystery of many."

[ask-guidinglight]

*randomly teleporting back in at the hospital room, banged up a ton, but holding a 5th curious chug jug*

Damn. That place tucked.

At least I have a 5th chug jug.

Oh yeah! Vector!

Anyways, now to find some bandages already...

Oh. Didn't see you there.

What? Why are you staring at me like you're so surprised?

-curious "chug jug" dude

"It seems I should really get used to this. Please, focus on your health and safety..."

(These humans sometimes... they scare me with their sheer determination and willpower. Admirable at times, worrying in others.)

[ask-guidinglight]

I FOUND A DOORS REFERANCE WHILE IN A DANG SENDANOS

:O

IS THAT A TRICK OR TREAT CANDY

YOINK. IT BETTER BE BRITTLE

Now that I think if it... What candy effect DID this have???

I should've tried it

Eh probably would've been expired candy

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

"Be wary of the food you eat; they could be dangerous, and from my understanding, your human bodies are quite sensitive to what you consume."

"...wait where DID you get that?"

[ask-guidinglight]

GUIDING LIGHT HELP THERE'S 17 BIG BACK GRUMBLES TRYNA EAT ME FOR A MIDNIGHT SNACK.

GIMME FREE CRUCIFIX PLS I PROMISE ILL PAY YOU BACK!

HEEELLP

HEEEEEEEELLLLP

HEELLP MEEEEEEE

-curious "chug jug" dude

"Find a hiding spot! And, if there aren't any, squeeze through a crawlspace or a tight corner!"

They could nearly snicker upon the sight of over a dozen Grumbles chasing one poor, singular guy. Nearly.

"I am, unfortunately, unable to provide you with physical items. It's all up to you!"

[crowtheflow]

*places down a Barrel of starlight*

Heard that you have a bunch of these,and I mainly confuse people,so here.okay bye.

*skedaddles*

-Anon who places down random things and refuses to elaborate

Oh! Well I guess the random items aren't always useless for me!

Womp Womp

That makes it 14 barrels!

>:)

>:(

Nice!

WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?!?!

L haha

-curious "chug jug" dude, Corrupted Crow

(so sorry for the delay, I had Thanksgiving to celebrate and stuff so i couldn't answer right away!)

[crowtheflow]

The fight. (Start!)

*the red light finally approaches...*

There you are. Come over here and fight me already. You're hella late.

Cmon, It was just a little prank >:)

Yeah. And it was an annoying one too!

Womp womp

Wha- DID YOU JUST SAY F#CKING WOMP WOMP!?!?!?

Yes >:)

COME OVER HERE!

*Crow runs at the red light just for it to fly up out of reach*

WHA- HEY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!

Womp womp. We never said anything about a fair fight.

WHAT DO YOU ME- Actually fair point...

But now what are you gonna do now, huh?

*the red light literally takes over half of his body*

WHA- HEY! THIS IS MY BODY! I CALLED DIBS 5 YEARS AGO!

Womp womp.

STOP SAYING THAT ALREADY!

Womp womp.

Can you leave now?

No >:)

You aren't gonna leave me alone for this time, won't you...

Yep. >:)

ENOUGH WITH THAT DANG EMOTICON FACE!

>:)

Whatever. But you're getting evicted in a week.

I'll take it.

*Corrupted Crow is now available! (for 1 week obviously). Every ask that is sent will be answered by both of them! (Expect a lot of arguing :p)*

-curious "chug jug" dude, Corrupted Crow

[ask-guidinglight]

*just finished murdering seek*

Time.

2 minutes and 44 seconds!

World record!

That was so fun

But I did that for a reason.

If I am correct, it should be... ah here it is.

*pulls out another bracelet, similar to the other one, but this time it has a sort of swirl symbol on it... almost familiar*

Ooooooo... red shiny!

*puts the bracelet on*

Interesting

*notices a red glow still in Seek's body*

What could that be...

*takes out the glowing object, which is...*

A NEW CHUG JUG!

But this one is red, with a swirl on it...

Eh, seems normal to me!

Horray!

The light is bewildered and confused. They try to keep the tone of their voice as usual, but a worried tinge cracks through nonetheless.

"Be cautious, I do not know what that is, and with that symbol..."

"It is bound to result in something bad."

[crowtheflow]

Hey. You aren‘t a failure. I‘ve seen alot of motherf!ckers. You are one of the good people.

I know a human. He- he found a knive from them. He said that the knive has controlled him as… as…

*The person takes a deep breath*

… -he killed my best friend for no reason. But he was always aggrassive, not like you.

But, whatever comes at 21… *The human puts a hand on his chest* …we will stand this sh!t throug, ok?

-Therapy Anon

(I hope swearing is ok)

(No worries, I really don't mind swearing at all! Just no usage of sexual language and stuff :p)

...

Thank you...

Life gets really difficult for me at times, even close to death a lot, and those words mean a lot to me...

I am very sorry for your loss, and I don't understand why anyone would ever want to cause harm to another human being, else of being for reasonable cause...

I feel like that friend of your's resembles someone I've seen...

In my dreams...

Every now and then I have these dreams where I can speak with people who have died, or some sort of spiritual being...

It's how I found out about the 21st...

But still, I'm gonna fight.

I'm gonna have to fight him.

If I lose, I lose.

But in that small chance of me winning, I still will try.

If anything is present about me...

It's that I don't go down without a fight.

Ever.

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

[crowtheflow]

Considering the previous pressure vs doors entity question, how fucked up do you think we will if Seek manages to infect everyone in pressure?

Well we'd be pretty done for if Seek infected all the entities from pressure, considering the Screeches end up being extremely persistent.

So if entities like wall dwellers and Pandemonium are getting infected, then we're all cooked.

Imagine just having 50 wall dwellers a game.

I mean, most people would be dead.

(Excluding me because I'm good in general)

But uh...

Yeah.

We'd all be cooked in Gen Alpha terms for those little children I guess.

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

[ask-guidinglight]

//ooc

Guideeeeeee I have my own blog page nowwwww

And I have asksssssssssssssss

And I even got my first askkkkkkkk

Hooray!

People should 100% bombard me with asks

I can handle it B)

-curious "chug jug" dude, Crow

"Good for you, Crow! Answering asks has been quite an experience, and I duly hope that you'll hvae fun as well."

//ooc: woooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[ask-guidinglight]

This is what happens when you try me

You get turned into a marketable plushy

Like Seek here did

*sad trombone* 🎺

"Please do not turn the entities into marketable plushies..."

(I'd rather not be next.)