#jube my beloved

[sayaratyriea]

tfw i miss my stupid cowboy oc again but my brain won’t even let me write about her

muse pls come home

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Someone draw Bruce wayne wearing this

@jube-art @oifaaa

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

@oifaaa @jube-art

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

[starspilli]

jubes my beloved <3 continuing my gen x reread and remembered how much i love her

(click for better quality!! :3)

[n3kk1tty]

Imagine getting the X-Men into anime.

Your three friends had been trying to find you for hours. They had no clue where you had hidden yourself away in though I guess in hind sight checking your room would have been productive. Behind the door they could hear you singing along to some song that definitely wasn't English. When they cracked it open all three peaking in like some Scooby doo level of stacking on top of each other they spotted you bouncing along as you sang the opening song. Pajamas and messy hair evident with snacks galore no wonder they couldn't find you.

Kurt immediately took the opportunity to teleport standing above you snagging the chip bag from your hand as you tried rescuing your beloved snack from the blue fiend. " Hey not fair. Unhand my salty treat you fuzzy snack taxer." The man laughs at you shaking his head as he starts shoveling chips into his mouth. "Nein. It is your tax for disappearing after training." You blow a raspberry at him as you pull him down onto the oversized bean bag with you. " I got my new anime box set I'm doing some mental relaxation. "

Remy eyes the screen plopping down on his designated bean bag before Anna Marie joins suit. " Well this don't make no sense there not speaking English. How are you supposed to watch if you're reading at the bottom of the screen. " You let out a chuckle towards the Cajun as Kurt situates himself in your lap and the bean bag like a cat finding it's seat. " Aw I'm sorry Remy. I forgot you can't read but you did interrupt my bum time." The man huffs in response chucking one of your empty soda cans at you. Anna Marie can't help laughing as you two fight him throwing cans and you use your mutation to absorb the scrap metal. Kurt to tuned into the animated figures on screen to mind the constant movement going on.

After the three kept asking too many questions of what was going on after getting too invested you decided it wouldn't hurt to just restart the series and continue your binge fest with your friends. " If we're gonna binge anime y'all need to do this right. I'll put the first tape in and get the episode ready but you three need to go get pajamas on as well and fetch us some more snacks. " You pause throwing your wallet to Anna Marie. " I ordered chinese food for us all, make sure Remy doesn't steal my cash Anna when you guys see the delivery guy. " As you say this you can spot Jubilee heading back to her room across the hall. " Hey Jubes. You wanna come watch Ranma 1/2 with us. I just got the box set in today."

The girl looks excited but pauses for a moment. " Man I haven't finished the sailor moon set you let me borrow last week yet." You share a chuckle with the young girl ruffling her head. " Don't worry about it sparkler. It's not like no one's watched two series at once before. This is the last call though when they get back with the snacks I'm not restarting the series again. " The girl gets the message running into her room to change into some comfy clothes as you get another bean bag set. Staying in the mansion even quiet time alone can turn into a mini party.

You're not sure when Logan had joined the party but he had strolled in behind Remy when he had gone to pick up the Chinese. Thank god you got used to ordering bulk food because you never knew when someone would want some of what you were eating. Plopped on your bed Logan digged into the food making passing comments about the anime eventually getting sucked into it as well long after the food was gone. It was nice to be surrounded by friends while sharing something you enjoyed. After that night having anime nights became a thing in the mansion some how a revolving door of characters would show up.

It became such a thing you and Kurt would often mimic the fights on screen.

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

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WIP/word game

Tagged by @babyseraphim, thank you beloved!!!

Rules: you will be given a word. share one sentence/excerpt from your wip(s) that start with each letter of that word. my word is SOUL!

S - From a vampire/werewolf Payneland AU that I'm working on with @jube-art!

She looks oddly small with the giant pelt in her arms and her expression mixed wonder and horror. "Edwin... are you sure you know what you're doing?" Edwin straightens his jacket. "Most assuredly not," he says, and then he steps into the fairy circle, and is gone.

O - from a (much later) chapter of A Familiar Story.

“Oh,” she says, and she looks back at her hands, and the blood, and the smoke, and the grass, and the ground rising to meet her, and then nothing at all.

U - from my Charles and Edwin bodyswap AU; POV Charles. Here's the very beginning of it!

Unlike Edwin, who mostly fights with words, Crystal can get proper combative. Sparring practice with her was actual work. The first time she landed a punch on him, he swore he could feel it.

L - Also from A Familiar Story... Guess who finally shows up!!!

London is big, and it’s not his home turf, but the cats here still know him for what he is. With the familiar’s scent fresh on his jacket, he follows the local cats’ leads north through the city until he can smell the witch himself. He shifts into a cat to get closer and settles on a brick wall a half-block ahead of her.

The word I choose is: HERO

I tag: @writerofstuff @jube514 @coloursflyaway @edmcmayonnaise!

[larrys-tales]

[The scene opens in the quaint village of Taleville, where Larry, the beloved storyteller, is sitting by a crackling fire, surrounded by eager listeners.]

Larry: (with a twinkle in his eye) Gather 'round, my friends, for I have a tale to share—a tale of courage, faith, and the power of a humble act. This is the story of Larry and the Blue Door-Posts and Roofs.

Once upon a time, in a village much like our own, there lived a man named Larry. Now, Larry was not the strongest nor the bravest in the village, but he possessed a heart as vast as the sky and a spirit as unyielding as the earth beneath our feet.

One fateful evening, as darkness cloaked the land and whispers of fear danced upon the wind, Larry received a vision—a vision of a great Jube Jube Light in the sky, a celestial force set to bring destruction upon their humble homes.

Larry: (gesturing dramatically) "We must act swiftly," he declared to the villagers. "We must signal to the Jube Jube Light that we are not to be harmed."

But how, they wondered, could they possibly communicate with a force so mighty?

Larry: (smiling knowingly) "With paint," he announced. "Blue paint, the color of hope and peace."

And so, under Larry's guidance, the villagers set to work, painting their door-posts and roofs a brilliant shade of blue—a beacon of defiance against the impending darkness.

As the final stroke of paint was applied, a hush fell over the village, and all eyes turned to the heavens. And lo and behold, there it was—the Jube Jube Light, shimmering in the night sky, its wrath tempered by the sight of the blue door-posts and roofs below.

For nights turned into days, and days into weeks, yet the Jube Jube Light passed over Taleville without so much as a rumble of thunder. And the villagers rejoiced, for they knew that Larry's courage and wisdom had saved them all.

And though the years may pass and the winds of time may scatter our tales like leaves upon the breeze, the story of Larry and the Blue Door-Posts and Roofs will endure—a testament to the power of faith, the strength of community, and the enduring legacy of one humble storyteller's remarkable journey.

[As Larry finishes his tale, the villagers erupt into cheers and applause, their hearts warmed by the timeless message of hope and resilience. And as the fire crackles and sparks dance in the night, they know that no matter what challenges may lie ahead, they will always find solace and inspiration in the stories of Larry's tales.]

Maui #Nevada #DEW #Conspiracy

[startersword]

Jubes my beloved 💭

[readwing]

WELL I FINALLY SAW NOPE

TIME TO GUSH ABOUT NOPE

What was billed: scary (possible) alien invasion, isolated ranch

What we got: AN EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATIZED HORSE BOY RECONNECTS WITH HIS SEMI-ABSENT SISTER AND LEARNS HOW TO TAKE THE REIGNS BACK ON HIS LIFE WHILE ATTEMPTING TO TAME THE HORRIFYING MONSTER WHO LIVES ON HIS RANCH.

Also it’s a Western.

OJ, my beloved horse boy. Quite literally- like a horse when the movie starts, he has been broken.

Keke Palmer shines as Em, the entrepreneurial go-getter who’s looking for an easy win by, you know, capturing alien footage

And the alíen y’all-

What a fucking metaphor this movie weaves by breaking everything down to base animals. Everything eating and being eaten and feeding and being fed. “You don’t tame a predator, you come to an agreement.”

Gordy was never tamed; they learned the hard way when he was pushed too far. And god it was upsetting to hear how panicked he sounded during filming)

Jupe was broken, but he still tried to ‘feed’ the beast to make his own life easier. His fear response is to freeze. It saved him once; it did not save him again.

All the footage the director had of animals eaten other animals.

OJ’s refrain throughout “I gotta feed the horses, I’ve got mouths to feed.”

The fact that every time we see the humans away from the horses and the alien, they’re eating (fast food, cheap food in the car), have just finished eating (the dinner table as they discuss what to do), or are buying snacks (at Fry’s. The. Name).

And then the way it feeds. It eats you if you look at it. The spectacle will literally consume you for looking. And it prefers it that way.

Tie that off to the TMZ guy rolling up to the ranch.

Tie that to the crowd that got eaten.

Tie that to Gordy’s birthday (a time for cake) and the crowd that came to see it.

Tie that to the cameras.

Tie that to the fake eyes of the inflatable tube people, the giant balloon.

The maw in the sky. The bloody maw looking at Jube through the plastic table cloth.

Tentatively reaching out for an electric fist bump.

A being that kills all the electronics.

And still with all of that, all the horror and gruesomeness, there wasn’t really a sense of evil anywhere. Just humans. Just animals. Just scared horses.

To button up this ramble, a brief metaphorical toast to Jordan Peele: a director and storyteller who impresses. The one thing about his movies that stands out is how expertly clear they are as stories, as a vision. You could give someone else all the parts and pieces of one of his movies, but the results - truly stunning results - are surely all his own. There’s a breath of life in his stories. There’s beauty in how aesthetically normal and saturated his camera work is, and how he’s not afraid to pull the shot back and let the space around a character breathe.

Hats off to Jordan Peel. You earned the hat trick.

[kvnneys]

⁇ for a DRUNK text ( to jubes <333 )

laura: jubes !! jusbes !!! o shit i meant jubes  

laura: o fuck it sent withoug me being ready ): 

laura: oh my god i’m gonna send a voice memo hold on 

laura, voice memo: wow this is so much better ! anyway just letting you know that i miss you loads at the mansion like i know you’re out there doing your thing but sometimes i just miss seeing you day to day ? but if you tell anyone this i will stab you , but like lovingly ya know ? i would never actually stab you maybe like a little poke or something (you can hear laura quite literally going ‘hehe’) anyway i uh am a little drunk if you couldn’t tell , we should do breakfast in the morning or something . anyway if you’re asleep , sleep well my beloved . bye ! (in the background you can hear a drunk laura trying to stop the voice memo) what the fuck end oh my god--

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Batman finds so many unexpected things in the batcave when Robin shows up

Look at this amazing work of Dick as Robin being a goober I commissioned from the majestic watermelon @jube-art based on a picture of my son below the cut.

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#i hc that peter always wears a cap or beanie outside when it's super hot out because if he doesn't his hair will start turning lighter from

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#5

(Brian David Gilbert voice) That’s right. It’s Peter Maximoff, baby!

75 notes • Posted 2021-04-02 17:38:45 GMT

#4

Peter: Hey, can I steal some of these question mark stickers?

Kurt: Oh, sure! Why?

Peter, casually: Gonna go put them on some stop signs.

Kurt: Oh, okay!

Kurt:

Kurt: PETER, NO!

80 notes • Posted 2021-03-31 18:55:04 GMT

#3

hey, wait, big brain idea.

sosososo

we got scott, jubilee, ororo, peter, jean, and kurt are all doing their own shit, whatever.

jubes comes up with the brilliant idea to have a sleepover in the common area.

jean gets face masks on everyone, they take care of scott's hair (you can't tell me that bitch doesn't use like a 3 in 1 thing), peter's too (he genuinely takes care of his hair, but he still wants to be pampered), and all that jazz, whatever.

they paint kurt's nails and he adores them, jean and ororo do each other's makeup, jubilee makes all of them friendship bracelets, whatever.

peter and jubes are giving the best gossip, but it just becomes those two squawking to each other.

jubilee: did you notice that logan's claws or whatever don't make that "shhkt" sound? he does it himself!

peter, eating a cucumber slice that was on his eye: i know! when he first showed me his mutation, it was actual bone and it squelched and shit. it was mad gross.

i'm sorry, i just need to see those guys all vibing together, just acting like actual teenagers. i understand peter isn't a teenager, but shush. i just need, aight.

102 notes • Posted 2021-05-12 22:06:11 GMT

#2

Wanda: Peter, c'mon, you gotta get up.

Teenage Peter in his rebellious phase: Afafuff... shmooboovoo.

Pietro: Peter, come on.

Peter, burrowing back under his blankets: I'm dying to hear what you're doing in my room at 8:45 on a Saturday.

Wanda: *yanks the blanket off of him*

Peter, curled in a fetal position: This is beyond heinous, man.

Peter, stretching: Did you not read the study?

Wanda: I don't care about the study.

Peter:

Peter, deadpan: You are the very essence of evil.

118 notes • Posted 2021-04-29 21:18:04 GMT

#1

Kirishima Headcanon (w/ some Kiribaku)

Kirishima snorts when he laughs. He has a loud laugh, and if he laughs hard enough, he starts snorting. It’s hard for him to stop, but when he realizes he’s been snorting, he immediately stops.

Back in middle school, one of his friends said something about people who snort when they laugh sound ugly and disgusting, so when Kiri realized he did it, he stopped doing it, opting to try avoiding laughter altogether.

One time, when hanging out with the Bakusquad, Kaminari and Sero were cracking jokes back and forth. Sero made some joke, and Kiri couldn’t hold back his laughter.

He started laughing a little bit, and as they made more jokes, he laughed harder, even getting a few chuckles from Bakugou.

But then he snorted, and he stopped immediately.

No one really noticed.

Except Bakugou.

Bakugou took that as a challenge, like he always does.

He wanted to get Kirishima to laugh and not go quiet after.

So one day, when it was just them in the common room, they were just chilling on the couch, watching Deadpool.

And that’s a fucking hilarious movie, you can’t tell me otherwise.

So Kirishima snickering under his breath, occasionally letting out a giggle.

Then some joke makes him laugh super hard.

He starts laughing and snorting, and Bakugou finds his laugh to be super cute.

The second Kirishima stops, he puts his hands on Kiri’s sides, tickling the shit out of him.

Kirishima starts laughing even harder, trying to beg Bakugou to stop, but he literally can’t.

And while he’s laughing, Bakugou (while still tickling him) finds himself burying his face into the crook of his neck and grinning, saying “There’s my little ray of sunshine,”

Needless to say, when they stopped, there were some confessions that had to be made.

172 notes • Posted 2021-01-05 19:57:25 GMT

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