#jsr dj professor k

[somewhere-in-a-microwave]

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(The JSR section for my Sonic Snapcube Fandub parody)

Golden Rhinos: "Why you got hot sauce on your head cuz? What's wrong?"

The Love Shockers leader: "I put hot sauce on everything, from Twinkies to milk, It's what I DOOOO. As the ultimate life form."

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Mew/Biz: "Oooh, you mean I should marry a very rich and handsome man who has stock in the diamond and RING BUSINESS? THERE HE IS!"

*Poison Jam leader comes out of a sinkhole*: "What's up good-looking, also hi Mew. I haven't seen you since nineteenth-aught-seven."

*Mew tries to pull him out, his response*: "Don't touch me harlot!"

Beat: "Can you guys like, stop having relationship issues while I'm on the phone with DJ Professor K?"

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Gouji: "I'm gonna drop my newest album. CRACKIN' EGGS"

Beat: "Crackin' eggs?"

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Coin: "Why are all my limbs slack? Why can't I move my eyes? Why can't I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I can't see the end of the horizon-HATSUNE MIKU!?"

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JSRF Beat: "Gum and Corn would have answered the call, they would have been here and killed me immediately..."

[rico-tyrell]

SEGA has finally announced;

NEW JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[zerotab]

you wont believe what i got into this past month

[zowwyroo]

my jsrf headcanons :) might be subject to change in the future lalala

[stressed-flinx]

Hey DJ! An icon for the Professor himself ✨

I head-canon that he wears orange lipstick- it feels right :3

[sea-shanthis]

whatever... go my dj (with a phd)

[deanthe]

JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[7grandmel]

Todays rip: 02/03/2024

One-Winged DJ

Season 7 Featured on: The Year of Grand Dad Sound Selection [Side A]

Ripped by duuzu, digboye, COCONABE, l4ureleye, Netyasha Roozi, Jiko Music Performed by Chase Beck

You may have noticed that I try to keep an air of suspense when doing posts on the King for Another Day tournament such as Thank You, Everybody!. That is, of course, to not spoil the victor of Season 4 Episode 1's year-defining event - but at this point, it's a bit of a fruitless endeavor to try and uphold. Because DJ Professor K's victory celebrations haven't just been contained to his awarded day-long takeover during Season 4 Episode 2 - the takeover that gave us incredible rips like AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE A CHUNKY BEAT, 88811, Ska Cha Cha (Rotten Mix) at an absolute breakneck pace during the SiIvaSummer All-Star Festival. Because during that takeover, a new flame was kindled - a flame by the name of Jet Set Radio Evolution.

Hideki Naganuma's style of sample-filled funk music is DJ Professor K's headlining ripping source, the one most closely associated with the game that the character originates from. Yet its a style that can be expressed in so many ways, not needing to be derivative of any prior existing songs from the two Jet Set Radio games - September, for instance, is able to sound authentically Naganuma-esque whilst being built off of a song as far away from his style as possible. Jet Set Radio Evolution, then, is an entirely made-up game - its name and logo deriving from a declined proof-of-concept, but its "soundtrack" completely made up by the SiIvaGunner team. This is far from the first fake game on the channel, and not the first one to be done without much of a shred of irony (Kirby Rip Attack is due for coverage on here) - but, notably, its a fake game born specifically to keep DJ Professor K's impact on the channel alive in the Seasons past his takeover. And, well, it took a few Seasons, but during Season 7, the team started going truly ham in utilizing its true potential.

There are a number of these Jet Set Radio Evolution rips I want to cover on here, both ones from DJ Professor K's takeover and from its revitalized usage during Season 7 - but to me, it was One-Winged DJ that really showed just how much flexibility rippers have with Naganuma's style of music. One-Winged Angel has long been seen as a sort of legendary track to rip due just how extensive of a song it is, a song that has a distinctly menacing feel to it that I can't imagine is easy to translate into a rip. Rips like One Winged PSYcho - V​.​S. Sepsyrop feel like absolutely herculean endeavors, and during Season 7 in particular we saw an absolute tidal wave of rips using it, as if it were just any other meme source in the channel's backlog and not this legendary 7-minute long work of art. Hen'yoku no Piraman was the first of these I covered, and while One-Winged DJ is likely far from the last, it still manages to feel like it sticks out from the crowd in just how dense of a sound it has - likely a result of how many people contributed to its creation.

There's the obvious highlight, of course: Chase Beck, the voice of DJ Professor K himself, returns to the role with new lines to supplement the original choir in latin of the original song, and it immediately gives the rip a charm to it, especially all these years after the original event and after Chase Beck's last "needed" performance as the character had long since passed. Before that even gets to kick in, though, its hard not to notice just how many different parts of Jet Set Radio's soundtracks are utilized right from the beginning: a bassline and voicelines echoing That's Enough, samples and pacing from Sneakman, the interlude's melody broken by the noise and chaos of The Concept of Love, and all throughout using small little sound effects and one-second samples from all over the games' soundscapes.

This is the kind of rip I could sit here and dissect for pages on end, yet I believe the point has been made abundantly clear already. In a Season already FILLED with celebration of every part of SiIvaGunner's life, One-Winged DJ is an absolute flex of a celebration, reminding us all of why DJ Professor K truly earned his win whilst showing just how much there is to still be done within the ever-appealing Naganuma style. I'm beyond proud of the rippers involved in how this rip turned out, and hope that the Jet Set Radio Evolution rips continue to impress into Season 8.

[dedtoot]

now listen to me, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have jsrf on the nintendo ds. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble. you will never see the light of day.

[cerietherumbler]

JET SET RADIOOOOOOOO, okay this is the last pic…for now 🎧

[genczilla]

[somewhere-in-a-microwave]

Just imagine

Just imagine an interaction between these guys...

[swiftthecardinal]

i have something to say

i'm leaving jsrl for the most part, dj professor k said i couldn't ramble about my dumb au anymore. I'm leaving that place behind and coming to join you guys fully! Expect more doodles, jet set radio redux content and other fun stuff!

FUCK YOU DJ PROFESSOR K!!!!

[slasherfreakz]

Sum little poopies ❤️

[disaster-reasonable-48]

Hi bc I am not yet done terrorizing the Space channel 5 and jet set radio tags, here have my crackship

Unrelated sc5/jsr doodles and shitposts below

[cru5h-cascades]

Can't wait until the new Jet Set Radio comes out to see what sorta bat shit insanity Professor K comes up with lmao