#jshlatt x reader

[wishyouloveme]

It really hurt

Warnings: fluff,partying,alcohol, Shlatt joking about scars

Requested (y/n): yes. I was wondering if I could get a Jschlatt x Fem reader. He jokingly makes fun of her while on stream with a bunch of other YouTubers like Wilbur, Swagger, Ludwig, Ted Nivison, etc. But when they're at a party a couple of weeks later and they see each other, Y/n tries to avoid him but he catches her in the crowd and takes her to a more private area. You can take it from there

Request made by @samantha-rae-velcher

You were streaming late into the night with Schlatt, Wilbur,tubbo,Ranboo,and swaggersouls. You guys were currently playing a game,and you had lost,causing you to go into a rage,hitting your desk and then laying your head down to calm down.

That was when it started. Shlatt made a joking comment about how your rage got the best of you,everyone but Tubbo agreeing. You calmed down a little bit after,and went back to the game,but you yawned,stretching and groaning as your shirt rid up

"Jesus christ y/n! There are kids,cover that fat!" Schlatt mumbles,joking,but you still immedietly put your hands down,covering yourself quickly, apologizing to them.

You had backed up and stood up to get some water about an hour later. Schlatt had been commenting on you all night,making jokes,and you wanted to get away from it for a minute.

That was until you heard, "Jesus christ guys,look at the marks she has!" Schlatt announced loudly,to which you looked down,and covered your arms quickly,grabbing a hoodie and putting it on, before going to get your water.

When you were in the kitchen, you broke down,the water spilling over the cup, which was what triggered you. Sobbing as you slid down the cupboard,not even noticing that there was a metal rod on your back.

You sobbed, holding your head in your hands as you just didn't know what to do. About 10 minutes later you got up,shuffling your way back to your office. You sat down,and your voice was raspy as you commented "I think I'm gonna end the stream here you guys" hearing complaints from everyone you were streaming with,and your chat,you said goodbye,and ended the stream.

About 2 and a half weeks later, you were dressed in a black dress, and it went to about mid thigh,with a little slit in the side.

You grabbed your purse and started to walk to where the party was being held. When you got there you realized the only people you really knew were Schlatt,Eric,Tubbo, and Tommy. Everyone else here,you only slightly knew.

You went over to Tubbo as he seemed to break apart from the rest,really not wanting to talk to Schlatt. You thought you got away with it,but obviously not as would be proven in the next few minutes.

"Hey" Tubbo said simply, leaning against a table "hey Tubbo" You smile,grabbing a drink "hey look about the stream the other night-" you go to comment,but Tubbo stops you "Schlatt took that way too far. You better not be apologizing. He needs to. I'm just sorry I didn't step in"

"No its totally fine" you say quickly,surprised since you really didn't know Tubbo liked you all that much.

Tubbo nodded,and you guys talked for a bit,and then went your separate ways. About two minutes later, you were grabbed by the elbow and dragged to a corner

"look Y/n I'm sorry... I took it way too far the other night," Schlatt says quickly. You guys were now in a pretty private place,a back room that was leading off from the party. You rolled your eyes. "Look. I said way too much in the hopes for a reaction,and I didn't mean it...I took it way too far,and I think we need to talk" Schlatt says before you could get anything out. You nodded,signaling to him to keep talking.

"Okay,I said I had an explanation but I really don't" he mutters,rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. You sigh,having always had a crush on the older man,so you lean up, kissing him. To your surprise,he kisses you back,pushing you against the wall gently.

You guys made out for a few minutes before you pulled away,slowly breathing in to calm yourself down "don't ever make another comment like that again" you glare,looking uo at him.

He nods quickly "I wont" he promises softly,kissing you again.

You guys walked back out to the party,and the group came up to you "hey y/n...we just wanna say we're sorry for how we treated you"

"No problem guys" you said softly,and enjoyed the rest of your night

TADAAAAAA

Reblogs are tots welcome

[cloverexe777]

one man type of partner

Jshlatt x reader

Warning: Jake pal is in this but only for like a minute or so I promise now I’m a need y’all to hold in your vomit cuz he flirts with reader for a bit

summary: you, ted a shlatt where just finishing up a chuckle sandwich cas with jack pal as the guest and he ends up making reader really uncomfortable with his cat calls as ted and shlatt are rapping up the cas

I was like every normal podcast with you , Ted and your loving boyfriend schlatt and with a guest you weren’t quite fond of now the guest was the internet star known for being to creator of prime, Jake pal

You agreed with ted that you’d put on a fake face and pretend to suck up to him so and promised you’d never have to go through it again

you were sat next to schlatt on the outside of the table like you usually are ted and schlatt were asking jake questions and sharing stories

Now it was in the middle of the into recording when jack turns to you and asks you a really flirtatious question about your love life and ask if you were seeing anyone

You calmly told him “yes I am in fact seeing someone, it’s schlatt” you said motioning to him with a serious look on your face

why would he even ask that is so fucking obvious with how close Shlatt hold you to him his grip now tighten on you as a sign that he was getting fed up with Jake BS

jack of course didn’t notice and soon all most surprised, you were now at the end of the podcast you left the recording room and went to go stand off some were and wait for schlatt to finish up so you could go home and take a well deserved nap together

but as you where waiting Jake came out to head home himself but instead of continuing his walk out he stopped by you and started talking with you

he asked if you were really into men like shlatt and all you could do was laugh at him “ Yes unlike most men who lie cheat and fake schlatt Ioves me and sure he cube an ass so times but I love him

you said hoping he’d take that as targeting him “ wo wo wo doll face calm down” schlatt butted into your heated scolding section with Jake it end up with you apologizing bitterly to him

you’ll never forget the look on his face tho the look of per fear when the quiet shy girl snapped on him he nervously excepted you apology and continued his way out

“ Christ babe you chowed him up what he do this ti-” he “asked” before you cut him of with a soft passionate kiss To his lips

“ he was being a dick i could stand there and listen you his BS” you hugged on to him tightly “ I love you jay” “love you to doll”

[cathers-world]

if you don't mind some perv roommate schlatt smut? i swear i don't have brainrot.

Also, i love your writing. xx

THE FIRST OUT OF SO MANY😭

NSFW head cannons

Warning: putting cameras without consent and things like that and a lot of sleeping things

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• putting cameras in you room and jerking off to the footage of you masturbating/changing

•you know how girls underwear has that little “pocket” well him stealing your underwear and cumming in there so when you wear it your basically just sitting in his cum

• going in your room and pulling your pants and underwear off so he can touch and tease your pussy

•also taking pics of your cunt when your asleep

• when walking past you “accidentally” rubbing his cock up against you or like groping you

•when you get cold and ask to sleep in his bed he would pull out his cock when your asleep and fuck your thighs

• would find out your password to look through your phone to find your nudes

•offers you his sweaters because he gets off on it

• looks through the key hole of your room to watch you masterbate

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1 down 1000000000 more to go 🤭

[neverthelesshex]

Jschlatt x reader

Dni if you're a minor-

SMUT SMUT SMUT

**I've been trying to enjoy christmas break before I go back to my crummy collage dorm srsly even though I'll have a good amount of free time for the first of my next semester but I gotta get that law degree✊️✊️**

Also were jumping right into smut guys

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Jschaltt stares at your body pressed against the cold silk sheets, the silk kissing and hugging your body in all the right ways.

"You're so beautiful my love" he kisses your forehead tenderly massaging your clothed body, you softly hum at his words the aura was so relaxed everything was so nice.

"I'm gonna make sure this is the most passionate and loving sex of your life my love" he hums kissing your lips, you kiss back whining as he pulls away from the kiss, he softly speckles kisses all over your neck, face, and head before taking off your shirt, it wasn't rough like it usually was it was soft almost like he was scared if he took it off any rougher he'd break you into a million peices. He folds it and sets it to the side, gingerly un-clips your bra putting it with your shirt, he begins kissing you again, your collar bones sucking softly, moving down to your tits, kissing them,rolling your nipples with this calloused hands that made you rumble out a moan

"God such pretty noises y/n" he groans

He sucks and continues to tease your tits causing your core to leak sweet sweet slick,

He kisses down to your belly button and carefully takes off the rest of your clothing he takes off his shirt showing his glorious dad bod just seeing him dripping with sex appeal makes your core drip with arousal, he gets down between your legs softly kissing and nipping at your plush thighs more soft moans slipping from your lips your eyes rolling back from this.

Then finally he places the first kiss on your clit a heavy moan leaving your lips

"You're so wet baby" he wispers

He softly licks and suck on your clit making you see stars

"R..right there Johnathan-" you gruttle out

He doesn't respond but you feel his smirk on your core you feel yourself get ten times more sensitive his tounge feeling like a jackhammer on your clit your legs shake as your head lools back and you grip onto jshlatts hair

He makes you cum with his tounge 2 more times before dropping his pants being slow and careful with you slowly dragging the tip of his cock up and down your puffy clit soaked with spit cum and arousal fluid, then softly pushes into you burring his head into your neck leaving kisses all over your neck. He slowly starts to pump into you his 6inch filling you perfectly hitting all the right areas

"FUCK" you scream out his tip prodding at that special hard yet spongey area in you "please go faster this slow pace is torture" you beg

He shakes his head no going slower than before making your head reel and making you go dumb and desperate

"Please Johnathan, I've been such a good girl" you beg

"NOPE doll, soft sex, soft loving sex today" he hums but picks up the pace a bit getting a slow yet steady rhythm that's making your insides scream with pleasure you let out little grunts huffy and mmhphs as he bounces you on his cock after about 5 min you're screaming Cumming, legs shaking as he pumps his cum deep inside you.

After careee!!!

He grabs a dry towel and places it under you before getting a warm damp rag and cleaning your sensitive clit your legs spazzing he grabs you a fresh pair of his boxers and a warm baggy tee, combing your hair and putting it up for you before getting himself ready for bed, he brings you your tooth brush pre wetted with tooth paste on it, a water bottle, and a bucket so you can brush your teeth, you do that he kisses you before cleaning out the bucket and coming to cuddle with you

The end

Sorry this story is actually shit just missing my boyfriend✊️✊️, but enjoy ig

[rabbitsrams]

I LOVE INEXPERIENCED JSHLATT X READER

ME TOO ANONIE ME TOO <3 as a treat have some more <3

nsfw under the cut, minors dni!! 18+ only.

okay okay wait because i wanna talk about him missing you SO much during winter break.

like you're both back home for the holidays so naturally you can't really see each other as much as you'd like to. (especially if you live in a different state, you're f a r.)

his hand can't do justice for your hand or mouth or hole. he can't wait to go back to school so he can have you.

your snapchat usage goes up during this break because you send each other nudes like all the time. and you're sexting a ton too ofc.

sneaking away during family gatherings so you can rub one out cuz he sent you another video of him stroking his cock. cuz god damn, you can't get enough of him either.

you got some money from family for the holidays so you decide to get a dildo (making sure it's as close to his d as possible hehe). you've never used one before, only using a vibrator on your clit. so you call schlatt to show you using it for the first time.

and lord help this poor man. you riding the dildo, screaming his name as you do, pretending it's his cock. he's never cum faster. he took SO many screenshots of you for later ohhhh god.

speaking of calls, yeah there's a lot of phone sex :) you lock your door and make sure everyone's asleep before you video call him. oftentimes when he answers the camera is pointed at his dick and 99% of the time he's already stroking himself. damn.

and of course once you're back on campus you're all over each other, constantly saying how much you missed each other while you tear each other's clothes off. and you're so happy that your roommate isn't coming back until later that night.

[nixxie-rose]

Dsmp Headcannons + Scenarios

Dsmp members x gn!reader | Both Romantic & Platonic

Characters: Karl, Tommy, Nihachu, Ranboo, Jshlatt, Sapnap

Hugs from behind from Karl in the morning while you cook breakfast wearing one of his t-shirts. You could feel him rest his head in the crook of your neck, gently swaying to the music you were playing on your phone.

Hanging out with Tommy at a restaurant and noticing him staring at you with a small grin on his face, seemingly in a daze just admiring your features. He’d snapped out of it and would deny It happening if you ever brought it up

Random touches from Nihachu, pecks on the cheek and pats on the head as she starts her busy day. Ending each day with playful banter and warm grins as you go to bed.

You were walking down the street holding Ranboo’s hand. They noticed that your hand was slightly sweaty and looked down at you. “Unhand me tiny human.” You stopped walking and simply stared up at them, instead, tightening your grip. It was silent for a moment before you heard a boisterous, “UNHAND ME I SAY-.” 

Jshlatt pulled you closer to him to watch a movie. As you lost interest in the movie, your gaze shifted to him and you two began a staring contest. Yet the intense battle was quickly lost as his eyes scanned your face, taking in every pretty detail. You couldn’t stop the laugh that bubbled up as you informed him that he lost.

Curling up for a nap on Sapnap’s lap, wearing one of his hoodies as he is gaming on a late night stream. His shoulder provided a comfortable pillow as he leaned down, pressing a soft kiss to the top of the head, muttering a “sweet dreams love,” holding you closer to him as you drifted off to the sound of his heartbeat.

[alexander43t]

Hi I’m Alexander and I would love to make dsmp x reader so please leave me some requests and I will make male x male and poly I’m poly to and I’m a male I’m pan as well I would love to see some requests thx 😊😊😊 byeee<3 if you want to ask questions about me that’s fine to here is fanart of jshlatt not my art but I really like it ✨😊

[voidgonemissing]

masterlist

■ = finished & posted

□ = work in progress (wip)

sleepy boys inc

■ a gentle rainy day - sbi & child reader

while tommy is busy playing outside, y/n was spending time with an usually violent god

■ beat of the music - cc!sbi + bench trio & reader

reader tries to teach tommy, tubbo, and ranboo how to dance

□ little nightmares au - coming soon

□ forbidden - c!sbi & sibling reader

georgenotfound

■ replacement - c!george x reader

reader had taken the fall for dream, ending up being the one in the prison instead.

part 2

wilbur

■ starry night drabble - cc!wilbur x reader

a drabble where reader and Wilbur are watching the stars

■ now it's gone - c!wilbur x villian!reader

y/n was the one to blow up l'manberg, so hwta happens when philza tries to stop them?

■ flower crowns - multiple!cc x gn!reader

you make them flower crowns

■ only for you - cc!wilbur x male!reader

wilbur admires his boyfriend in the sunlight, such a sight.

karl

■ soft karl headcanons

■ flower crowns - multiple!cc x reader

you make them flower crowns

nihachu

■ flower crowns - multiple!cc x reader

you make them flower crowns

quackity

■ easily distracted - c!technoblade + c!quackity x reader (separate)

s/o who gets easily distracted

technoblade

■ easily distracted - c!technoblade + c!quackity x reader (separate)

s/o who gets easily distracted

fundy

■ a lovely night - c!fundy x reader

reader lays with fundy under the comfort of the night

tommy

■ thunderstorms - cc!tommy & reader

reader decides to go outside during a thunderstorm so their best friend, tommy, decided to join them

■ the cookie jar - c!tommy & reader

tommy somehow got his hand stuck in a cookie jar and has to have his older sibling, y/n, help him. yet, y/n finds out that there is more than one teen biy in the house - contribution to @hufflepuff-writings 1k event <3

ranboo

■ trust me not - c!ranboo & reader song fic

ranboo want to save y/n from who they make themselves to be

[worminstuff]

I honestly can not believe the prompt 2 isn't one of the most requested like,,, the possibilities.... anyways I'm here to request 2 qith Jschlatt

I’m mad cause I started writing this then closed the tab-

But-

YESS. Like did y’all just NOT see half of them??? I’m rly abt to write two with TECHNO cause no ones gonna ask for it. Or the beach one with tommy tubbo will and like the rest of them!! (I’m not mad at anyone who sends or has sent an ask it’s all jokes dw dw I’m just surprised)

jshlatt x reader

He’s a grumpypants. A true grumpypants.

^^^^^^^^

You could try to excuse his morning grumps with the pitter patter of rain, or the lack of heat in the house on the cold rainy morning. But you’d only be lying to yourself because you know how much of a daily occurrence this is.

You were currently gently poking the man, attempting to wake him a bit.

“Wake up time?” You mumbled into his head, but he only tightened his hold around your waist. He only replied with a sharp “Noh.”

“But time to wake up..please?..” you were now playing with the fabric of the crew neck he fell asleep in.

“I said no.” He was a tad louder now, clearly unhappy.

You ran your hand through his hair for a little while before trying again,

“We have to leave to go see my parents in like..” you looked at your phone, “an hour. And we both need a shower...”

He finally picked his head up, now fully looking at you. His eyes were sleepy but still glaring, and his grip on your hips were soft, but tight still.

“Tell them were not coming. Home day.” He sounded almost caveman like as he pulled you to him, moving one of his arms around your shoulder.

Now speaking into his chest, “You can call my mom if you wanna have that conversation.”

He only responded with a grunt, reaching for his phone. Once you realized what he was doing, you quickly tried to pry his arms off you before he could dial your mothers number.

“I was kidding-“ you reached for his hand but he grabbed yours with his other hand. Looking down into your eyes,

“I’m not.” His gaze was stonic.

A blush crept across your cheeks and you relaxed in his arms. His gaze softened slightly, signing.

“I’ll shower first..” he grudgingly dragged himself from the blankets, and made his way to the bathroom yawning.

You shook your head. What a grump.

^^^

Imsorryitssoshortiliterallywroteittwice

[aries-writes-shit]

Im at 100 followers so you know what that means....

Im gonna do matchups for yall(closed atm)

Im exclusively doing the character versions unless you specify you want a cc

Each fun little matchup will come with a few HC.

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Here are the characters im gonna do for this

C!TommyInnit(platonic only)

C!shlatt

C!Wilbur

C!Philza(platonic only)

C!Technoblade

C!Ranboo(platonic only)

C!Tubbo(platonic only)

C!sapnap

C!Dream

C!dream XD

C!George

And finally

C!Karlnapity

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Im gonna need a few things such as If you want platonic/Romantic, Your gender identity/Sexuality, A few hobbies, a few personality traits. Feel free to include anything else you'd like/feel is necessary

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An example on how to format your request

100% not mine

Hi, Id love a platonic matchup! Im a Demi-romantic Genderfluid person who loves to write, Draw and bake with my friends. I would say im a typically shy person, but am very passionate about things im into. I dye my hair everyother week. Thank you if you plan on doing it!

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Hope yall have a good day/night

[cloverexe777]

If you having a had time right now just talk to the person you love and trust 🧡🧡

[cathers-world]

YOU

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Hi!!! Here is the long awaited

sheep!reader x C!jshlatt

Warning: smut

AFAB reader

She/her pronouns (sorry)

Context : it’s mating season and Jshlatt is the only ram/sheep in town until you show up

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Shlatt was angry, angry that he was in heat and didn’t have a mate, looking out his window behind his desk he sees something or someone.

You were walking around and exploring the world trying to find a mate, when you came upon a place called Manburg you were strolling through the streets and from the mayors office Shlatt sees you wondering his city. Shlatt gets excited (if you know what I mean), he calls his assistant (quackity) to grab you and bring you to him.

“Come with me” quackity demands and grabs and drags you to the mayors office “what are you doing?!” You yell. “The mayor wants to see you” he says “why?!” You ask trying to pull away but he’s to strong.

You arrive at the mayors office and get pulled into shlatt’s headquarters and when you see him, standing in front of his desk with a smirk, you can help it but your tail may have waged a bit.

“Leave” shlatt says to quakity not taking his eyes off you

You, you with you little tail, horns and ears, you the only one he can breed…you

“You will do just nicely” he whispers right after his assistant leaves. You on the other hand we losing it a big strong ram in front of you, you were horny before but now…

Shlatt walks up to you feeling your tiny horns and he didn’t know this but there sensitive so ya know you let out a little moan and rammed your little horns into him

That was it for shlatt he tilts his head seeing if your down to mate and you turn around leaning against the wall and exposing yourself to him

He lifts up your skirt, pulls down your underwear and lightly licks your clit making you moan, he shoves two fingers in your dripping pussy, you whimper grinding on his fingers “you like that huh” he asked with an evil undertone “mhm” you some how manage to squeal out

Shlatt removes his fingers and stands up as you cry from the loss of pleasure but right after you felt a tip rubbing against your folds “oh fuck” shaltt moans “your so fucking wet for me” suddenly shoving his cock as deep as he can, giving you no time to adjust to his length

“YES FUCK” you scream “oh yeah you like that you pretty whore” “getting fucked by a man you don’t know” he growls.

The sound of slapping skin, the smell of sex, moaning and degrading words fill the air

You feel you reaching your high his balls hitting your clit and his had dick slamming in to you was enough to make you lose it “fuck I’m going to c- cum!” You yell to the strong ram behind you “cum, cum on my dick” so fallowing orders you do, you cum on his dick him fucking you through your orgasm, after you feel a hot warm liquid fill you hole and his cock leaving you “fuck your a cum slut.”

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AHHHH I hope you liked it should I do a part two???? Should I make this a series????

Plz feel free to request!!!!!

[thea-drabbles]

Who should I write Smut for next?

I’m debating between:

a) President shlatt x reader (mean domShlatt)

b) Skephalo (characters) fluff

c) Dream x reader (phone sex)

Send what letter you think I should do to my asks and Ill do which ever has the most. Or if you have a different Idea or person, you can suggest that too. 

[the-xephyr]

A Castle for a Princess

Hallo! I am Xephyr

This was a request from ao3 that I have transferred here!

"hey can implease request a domestic fluff c!schlatt/female reader, but with the dadschlatt and kidtubbo dynamic? kindof a sucker for happy families ngl thanks in advance :)"

Requests are open if you would like me to write you something!

I hope you all like it and thank you for reading!!!

The word count is: 1402

A Castle for a Princess

Schlatt was playing with Tubbo on the plush carpet in front of the couch. A Disney movie was playing on the tv, it sounded like Zootopia but you weren’t sure. Neither was watching the movie, it was just background noise. You could hear them laughing and the tumbling of legos as they fell, over the soft noise of the movie.

You hummed softly to yourself as you filled a pot with water and set it to boil on one of the stoves burners. From the living room, you heard the tv volume increase, and Tubbo loudly exclaims ‘okay.’ You could hear the excitement in his voice as he giggled, even as Schlatt shushed him.

You raised your eyebrow at their antics wondering what they were getting up to as the sound of the legos being deposited into their plastic bin filled your ears. They would both probably be out here soon to help you. You opened the cabinet to pull out a box of spaghetti. You poured the spaghetti into the now boiling water. You could hear Schlatts heavy steps going up the stairs and into your shared room. You were about to leave the spaghetti to check on Tubbo while Schlatt was upstairs, but when you turned you found Tubbo standing guard.

“No Mama, stay in here,” you picked him up and kissed his forehead.

“What are you two up to, hmm?” You both heard Schlatt start walking down the steps, and Tubbo started wiggling trying to get down from your arms.

“Nothing Mama!” He giggled as he ran out to his dad.

You smiled and shook your head, opening the fridge and pulling out a few eggs to add to the water. While you waited for the pasta to get soft, you went over to check on the slow cooker. You’d made meatballs and had set them to slow cook in the ragu tomato sauce for the past few hours. Schlatt always liked it when you cooked them that way and Tubbo liked that there was cheese in the center. You unplugged the slow cooker and took the lid off to make sure the meatballs hadn’t fallen apart. You smiled when they were still fully formed, you’d been having some trouble with them falling apart in the cooker. You put the lid back on and went back over to the stove.

There was a lot of shuffling coming from the living room, and you were tempted to go and have a look to see what they were up to, but Schlatt walked in. First Tubbo to distract you and keep you in the kitchen and now Schlatt, they were definitely up to something. He pulled frozen garlic bread out of the freezer and held it up grinning.

“It’s called Texas Toast, that’s how you know it’s the good stuff,” He shook the box of garlic bread and you laughed moving out of his way so he could put it in the toaster oven. He turned the small oven on and dumped the contents of the box onto the tray that was in the oven. He closed the door and turned to face you. He hugged you from behind, putting his chin on the top of your head.

“Hey Princess, how long until you think it’s all gonna be ready?” He asked, kissing the back of your head.

“About 20 minutes probably, what are you two planning?” You took a wooden spoon from its holder on the wall and prodded at the spaghetti in the pot, trying to see if it was soft enough.

He laughed, “Oh nothing, Princess.” He let go of you and opened a cabinet to pull out a strainer, he handed it to you. “It’s nothing, but I should go and help Tubs put those legos away.” He grinned at you as he walked backward out of the kitchen. You shook your head, laughing at him. You set the strainer in the sink and walked back over to the stove, turning the burner off. You picked up the pot, careful not to spill any of the boiling water on the floor, and poured all of the contents through the strainer.

You let all of the steam dissipate into the air as you heard a bang come from the living room, followed by giggling from Tubbo and a loud “We’re fine” from Schlatt. You used the spoon to take the eggs out of the strainer and left them on the side. You took the lid off of the slow cooker and poured the spaghetti into it. You mixed it around making sure that the spaghetti was covered in the sauce, before putting the lid back on.

The movie either ended or they stopped it as the living room fell into silence. That silence was quickly ended by a string of curses from Schlatt, then him telling Tubbo to not say those words. He walked into the kitchen smiling sheepishly.

“Princess do you know if we have any clips or like clothespins?”

“They should be in the cabinet above the washing machine, why?”

“The legos require them.”

“Sure they do.”

He rummaged through the cabinet, making an ‘ah” noise when he found them. He held them up to Tubbo, grinning. You had an idea of what they were doing out there, but you’d see soon enough. You checked on the garlic bread, making sure it wasn’t burning before turning the oven off and pulling the baking tray out with tongs. You set them to the side so they would be cool before you put them on a serving plate. You took 3 of the eggs you had boiled and started peeling them.

Both Tubbo and Schlatt walked into the kitchen to help you dish everything up. Tubbo had a big smile on his face, and Schlatt wrapped his arms around you, kissing your cheek, grinning. You smiled softly and gently bumped your forehead against his.

“You get the drinks, I’ll dish up, Princess,” He said letting go of you and reaching for the cabinets. He pulled out two glasses and a smaller plastic cup for Tubbo.

“What do you want to drink, Tubs?” you asked.

“Apple juice!”

“And you babe?” You asked pulling the apple juice out of the fridge.

“Apple juice is fine,” He had finished filing the bowls with spaghetti and meatballs and was now putting an egg in each bowl. You walked over to the cups on the counter and poured the apple juice in them. You opened the fridge back up and put the apple juice away, opening up the cutlery drawer next to the fridge to pull out three forks. You put one in each bowl and Schlatt put all of the garlic bread onto a platter.

“Stay here for a minute, Princess, Tubs and I will take these out and finish fixing it up.” It took him 3 trips to take everything out because he wouldn’t let Tubbo carry anything, scared he might drop something or for the bowls to be too hot for him to carry.

They both walked in on the fourth time. Both taking one of your hands. You stopped to pick Tubbo up and you squeezed Schlatt’s hand. He squeezed your hand back and you looked up at him to see him wiggling his eyebrows at you. He led you into the living room where the couch had been turned into a big pillow fort. They had used the clips to hang the makeshift blanket door up and to hold the blanket roof up.

Both you and Tubbo laughed and you hugged them both. Schlatt held the blanket door open, “Welcome to your castle, Princess.” You laughed at that and he grinned at you. They had built the fort around a small table that held all of the food. There were pillows and blankets inside and your favorite Disney movie was paused on the tv. Schlatt was taller than the fort’s ceiling even when he sat down, but he didn’t seem to mind. You kissed his cheek and whispered a thanks and an “I love you” to him as he pulled the table closer to the three of you. You leaned over to Tubbo and kissed the top of his head telling him how much you loved the surprise and how much you loved him. Schlatt smiled at you both as he pressed play and you all began eating.

[possum-rat]

(Y/n) talks to the dead

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Normally waking up to the Undead hovering over you would scare anyone shitless. But (Y/n) was slightly less startled. "SHI-WHA? WHO ARE? WHAT?" (Y/n) yelps as they fall out of the bed in a mess of blanket and clothes. Two skeletons stand on either side of their bed staring blankly at the opposite wall. Chain mail armor on the one stationed on the left side of (Y/n), and an odd mixture of gold and neitherite on the right. The one on the right turns toward (Y/n) before crouching down as holding out a hand toward them.

(Y/n) takes it hesitantly staring up at them. "Wha?" They murmur as the skeleton nods a slight smile in place. "I'm Violetta Beaux. If that's what you're wondering my dear." They state simply in a soft tone. Violetta then gestures toward the chain mail wearer and says fondly "that's Isidora Blanc" Isidora merely nods as their mentioned.

"Why are you here? I mean- I don't mean to be rude or anything but..." (y/n) trails off confusion evident in their expression. "Clementine told us," Violetta replies gently. Nodding still confused (Y/n) lets the covers fall from their shoulders. Stepping from the mess of blanket under them they walk toward the bathroom.

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Staring at the mirror intently they sigh. Their once (S/c) now more grey and sunken. Dark purplish rings under their eyes with a crazed look. Reaching their hand up (Y/n) gently presses the purplish-pink swollen delicate skin. Breathing out in pain (Y/n) removes their hand before testing their nose. Nothing seems to be broken, just a little swollen or painful. Pulling out a washcloth (y/n) dampens it and cleans the dried blood from their face.

Feeling slightly better (Y/n) turns on the shower before heading into their 'Room' and grabbing some clothes: a tan trench coat stopping at (Y/n) thighs, a white collared shirt, grayish-black jeans, and long socks with their favorite boots. (perfect for kicking any super straights)

Once finished with the shower they pull on the clothes in the privacy of the bathroom. Mentally (Y/n) thanks themselves for placing the bathroom into a room with a door away from any visitors. As (Y/n) steps out of the bathroom the smell of freshly baked bread greets them.

grinning to themselves (Y/n) notices that Violetta is beside the furnace pulling out a loaf of golden bread. "(Y/n)? Oh hey dear! I made bread. Here take some!" She says cheerfully as she places the loaf on the small kitchen island. Isidora seems to be slightly more emotional than before as she gazes at the bread. Staring at the bread (Y/n) asks "You can make bread?" Isidora replies gruffly "Best at it. She also makes a killer cake."

As Violetta pulls out a giant Long sword she hums happily as she slices the bread with the sword. The whole sight is comical. As (Y/n) takes a slice of the bread they take a bite and proceeds to melt. You know the kind? Like when you eat something so good you've literally just ascended to heaven momentarily-yeah that's what the bread tastes like.

"Told you," Isidora says simply. By the time (Y/n) ate around half the loaf with the other two they've gotten a message from Wilbur.

<WilburSoot> (Y/n) help. Tubbo and Tommy are on a tangent.

smiling slightly (Y/n) stands up from the chair and makes their way toward their chest. Squatting down they pull out their sword and a few potions. Violetta stops (Y/n) before they leave. "Dear take some armor I have an extra unused she's plate and helmet. Stay safe okay hun? Isidora will go with you." (Y/n) nods and waits patiently-well as patiently as one with horrible attention spans can-

"and here you go, hun." She says as she hands an enchanted netherite chest plate and helmet to them. (Y/n's) eyes widen as the heavily enchanted armor falls into their ownership. "You can't-Are-wha-" they stutter as Isidora takes the armor from (Y/n) and gently places it onto (y/n) making sure it fits snugly. "Come on kid. I'm your bodyguard or some shit today. Come on."

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as the two of them walk into L'manberg Wilbur freezes staring at Isidora. "(Y/n)? Your aware that there's a skeleton standing beside you?" (Y/n) nods and says "Yup. They're my grumpy bodyguard or something!" Isidora did not like being called grumpy apparently as (Y/n) yelps as Isidora punches (Y/n's) shoulder.

"I- uh okay. Anyway, Tubbo and Tommy are over there mind watching them?" Wilbur asks tiredly as he rubs the bridge of his nose with his fingers.

(Y/n) nods and skips toward them happily. "No, He's always like...Psst hey, kid...wanna buy some content? Do we have manhunts? Or speed runs." Tommy laughs as he does a horrible American accent. (Y/n) chimes in "įⱮ Ⱥ ꝈįͲͲꝈƐ φįϚϚ βȺβӋӋӋӋӋ" Tubbo coughs in audio tune before dying with laughter. Tommy does his famous cackle. "What the actual fuck?" Isidora murmurs as she stands a few feet away. Tubbo frowns tilting his head confused his long brown ears flopping down.

"what? I just heard a series of tapping?" Tubbo says confused. "Oh, she just said " what the actual fuck." She's nice that way." (Y/n) says happily.

Isidora frowns while flipping (Y/n) off. "Yeah Love you too bitch." They call grinning.

Tubbo frowns and asks "Wanna go to the nether?" (Y/n) nods but freezes momentarily as everything suddenly grey. Like a cave. But instead of the normal ruggedness of a cave, it's like a box. (Y/n) shivers as they gaze around at the freezing room. A small Fox is curled up in one of the corners along with a brown spotted cow. As (y/n) walks closer the Fox opens an eye before closing it in disinterested. An arrow sticks out from its coat staining the white fur on its throat rusty red.

"Fungi?" (Y/n) asks in awe. The Fox yawns before nuzzling closer to the cow. The cow opens its down brown eyes before giving a soft content "Moo." Gasping in delight (Y/n) cheers "Harold?" The cow thumps his tail before standing up unsteadily and clopping toward (Y/n).

Harold bobs his head as he moves toward them, stopping infront of them he nuzzles into (Y/n's) outstretched hand. As (y/n's) fingers brush over the slightly rough texture of Harold's fur they blink.

The stone claustrophobic-inducing box is no more. Instead (Y/n) is surrounded by people in chairs staring up at a podium. A Man with curly Horns with various golden trinkets stands there. He's clearly slightly hungover.

"That was pretty easy. And you know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the DreamSMP, and the day I said I was running... an election that I won by the way?" The man's voice booms deep and clear demanding to be heard "I said; "Things are gonna change". I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said; "You listen to me... this place will be a lot different tomorrow." Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the president of L'Manberg- the EMPEROR! of this great country-! Is to REVOKE the citizenship of WilburSoot, (Y/n) and TommyInnit! Get 'em outta here! Get 'em outta here! You're no longer welcome!"

All though (Y/n) may not understand what's going on they have enough sense to stand up from their seat and bolt. Isidora stands on the outskirts of L'manberg waiting under the shelter of a tree. Isidora straightens up upon seeing (Y/n). She sighs and holds out a hand. Voices of the deceased begin screaming in (Y/n's) head.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LEAVING?

"HELP THEM"

"STAY HOME"

"STAY"

"run"

As Isidora's hand closes around (Y/n's) they're suddenly wrenched from L'manberg, and back home. (Y/n) pulls their hand from Isidora's grip to press their palms into the sides of their head. "Please- make it stop." They whisper. Their eyes claimed shut as they press their back against the wall sliding down. Schlatt's voice echos loudly "Oh, it was so easy! Until further notice... WilburSoot and TommyInnit are merely a memory of L'Manberg. A relic- A relic of the past. A reminder, of the darkest era this country, has ever seen- and I guarantee you all; dear citizens... Tonight, that changes. We are entering into a new period of L'Mangerg- a period, of prosperity! of strength! of unity."

Sitting down for a few minutes they stand up before rubbing their eyes and turning toward the two women and saying quietly "Stay here. Please I don't want either of you to get hurt." they state with a certain authority that none of the three knew (Y/n) possessed. (Y/n) then walks toward their chests before digging out the materials needed. Choosing to take their half-finished crossbow, and sword, along with the armor they were currently wearing, a few potions, and pick along with food, as they walk toward the door they hesitate before returning to the chest and pull out a few End pearls along with their totem.

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At around 3 am (Y/n) finds a half-assed base. Sighing slightly they duck into the base holding up their hands in surrender as a sword is healed to their throat. It doesn't help that the voices are still shouting. And expressing their distaste or agreement at the current predicament.

"Jesus (Y/n) where the hell have you been?" Wilbur sighs as he makes eye contact with them.

"Went by my base to grab some stuff we'll need. No, we aren't going to my base." They say as they sit atop the crafting table beside Tommy. Leaning back against the wall they glance down at Tommy. He's visibly distressed. (Y/n) taps the air infront of them withdrawing a potion of their own creation they like to call "Anti-Insomnia, sleep your problems away :)"

Pulling out a small vile of it they grab 2 cups that for some reason Wilbur had. Pouring a few drops into the cups they hand them to each of their accomplices saying "It'll help you sleep. It'll take your mind off of it." Tommy nods and asks "Wait you know Greek mythology right? Didn't you and Techno talk about it?" (Y/n's) lips curve into a faint smile at the memories.

they nod and ask "Yeah. I remember that." Wilbur asks "what's your favorite story?"

they nod before thinking. "Eros and Psyche." The words fall from their lips effortlessly. As (Y/n) begins to ramble they stare at the opposite wall.

"Psyche is a princess so beautiful that the goddess Venus becomes jealous. In revenge, she instructs her son Cupid to make her fall in love with a hideous monster; but instead, he falls in love with her himself." Tommy's head lolls before falling against (Y/n's) shoulder. (Y/n) tenses up slightly but upon realizing that it's only Tommy they continue.

"He becomes her unseen husband, visiting her only at night. Psyche disobeys his orders not to attempt to look at him, and in doing so she loses him. In her search for him, she undertakes a series of cruel and difficult tasks set by Venus in the hope of winning him back. Cupid can eventually no longer bear to witness her suffering or to be apart from her and pleads their cause to the gods. Psyche becomes an immortal and the lovers are married in heaven."(More info: here ) (Y/n) finishes their story glancing down at Thomas.

"hey? (Y/n)? How's Lilith doing?" Wilbur asks quietly. (y/n) freezes before rubbing their face and rubbing the faint scar on their neck. "No clue." Wilbur frowns and asks "What'd you mean?" He asks as he shifts to a more comfortable position. "Haven't seen her since she broke our engagement...rather brutally for my taste. Like I understand sure, I may not be the best person but burning down a house then murdering your fiancé? That's a bit much even for me. Like where's the pizzazz?" (Y/n) laughs quietly as they stand up and pull off their coat draping it over Tommy.

Wilbur frowns. "Wait. You only have one life?" He asks. (Y/n) nods as they rummage in their pocket before pulling out a small simple ring with a frog upon the center. Slipping it onto their finger with the other array of various rings they stretch and turn toward Wilbur. "Jesus Christ (Y/n). You need to be careful!" Wilbur chides. (Y/n) narrows their eyes at him before grumbling quietly "yeah yeah."

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[thearcherishere]

𝟙𝟘𝟘 𝕕𝕒𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕤𝕞𝕡

1 ▪︎ Accident | Badboyhalo & Skeppy | irl

2 ▪︎ Airport | Technoblade | irl

3 ▪︎ Allium | Ranboo | dsmp

4 ▪︎ Ancient | Philza | dsmp

5 ▪︎ Angels | Tommyinnit | irl

6 ▪︎ Apples | undecided | irl

7 ▪︎ Autumn | Jack Manifold | irl

8 ▪︎ Awake | Ranboo | irl

9 ▪︎ Blueberry | Ranboo | irl

10 ▪︎ Book | Technoblade | dsmp

11 ▪︎ Bubble | Foolish_Gamers | dsmp

12 ▪︎ Bucket | Jshlatt | dsmp

13 ▪︎ Burn | Tubbo | dsmp

14 ▪︎ Candle | Badboyhalo | irl

15 ▪︎ Cards | Jshlatt | dsmp

16 ▪︎ Chest | Foolish_Gamers | dsmp

17 ▪︎ Clothes | Ranboo & Tubbo | irl

18 ▪︎ Cold | undecided | irl

19 ▪︎ Contest | Tommyinnit | dsmp

20 ▪︎ Cuddle | Awesamdude | dsmp

21 ▪︎ Dance | Ranboo | irl

22 ▪︎ Defend | Tubbo | dsmp

23 ▪︎ Domination | Jshlatt | dsmp

24 ▪︎ Dramatic | Dream | irl

25 ▪︎ Ex | Benchtrio | irl

26 ▪︎ Experiment | Eret | irl

27 ▪︎ Eyes | Badboyhalo | irl

28 ▪︎ Family | undecided | dsmp

29 ▪︎ Fan | Foolish_Gamers | irl

30 ▪︎ Feathers | Philza | dsmp

31 ▪︎ Fireflies | Dream | Angst

32 ▪︎ Flight | Quackity | Fluff

33 ▪︎ Flower | Awesamdude | Fluff 

34 ▪︎ Freckles | Ranboo | irl

35 ▪︎ Friends | Georgenotfound | irl

36 ▪︎ Future | Tubbo | irl

37 ▪︎ Game | Quackity | dsmp

38 ▪︎ Garden | Foolish_Gamers | dsmp

39 ▪︎ Hair | Ranboo | irl

40 ▪︎ Hallway | Ranboo | irl

41 ▪︎ Heart | Dream | dsmp

42 ▪︎ Hostage | Eret | irl

43 ▪︎ Hotel | Ranboo | irl

44 ▪︎ Ice | Technoblade & Philza | dsmp

45 ▪︎ Illegal | Georgenotfound | irl

46 ▪︎ Impulse | Tommyinnit | irl

47 ▪︎ Ink | Awesamdude | dsmp

48 ▪︎ Jealous | Quackity | irl

49 ▪︎ Kiss | All | dsmp/irl

50 ▪︎ Knock | Karl Jacobs | irl

51 ▪︎ Lie | Tommyinnit | dsmp/irl

52 ▪︎ Light | Karl Jacobs | irl

53 ▪︎ Lost | Philza | dsmp/irl

54 ▪︎ Luck | Fundy | dsmp

55 ▪︎ Mars | Tubbo | irl

56 ▪︎ Movie | Ranboo & Tubbo | dsmp

57 ▪︎ Nervous | Niki Nihachu | dsmp

58 ▪︎ Ocean | Tommyinnit | irl

59 ▪︎ Panic | undecided | dsmp

60 ▪︎ Password | Jack Manifold | irl

61 ▪︎ Path | Fundy | dsmp

62 ▪︎ Pattern | Technoblade | dsmp

63 ▪︎ Photograph | Karl Jacobs | irl

64 ▪︎ Piano | Fundy | irl

65 ▪︎ Possibility | Ranboo | dsmp

66 ▪︎ Pretend | Fundy | irl

67 ▪︎ Promise | Eret | dsmp

68 ▪︎ Proposal | Tommyinnit | irl

69 ▪︎ Protect | Technoblade | dsmp

70 ▪︎ Proud | Sapnap | dsmp/irl

71 ▪︎ Publish | Niki Nihachu | irl

72 ▪︎ Punch | Tommyinnit | irl

73 ▪︎ Quill | Foolish_Gamers | dsmp

74 ▪︎ Rain | Badboyhalo | dsmp

75 ▪︎ Regret | Eret | dsmp

76 ▪︎ Remember | Ranboo | dsmp/irl

77 ▪︎ Rescue | Skeppy | dsmp

78 ▪︎ Risk | Ranboo | dsmp/irl

79 ▪︎ Rough | Karl Jacobs | irl

80 ▪︎ Safe | Sapnap | dsmp

81 ▪︎ Sand | Jack Manifold | irl

82 ▪︎ Secret | Fundy | dsmp

83 ▪︎ Share | Tommyinnit | irl

84 ▪︎ Shatter | undecided | Dsmp

85 ▪︎ Shelter | Michael & Tubbo & Ranboo | dsmp

86 ▪︎ Shower | Badboyhalo | irl

87 ▪︎ Sleep | Badboyhalo | irl

88 ▪︎ Sneaky | Tubbo | irl

89 ▪︎ Splinter | Eret | irl

90 ▪︎ Storm | Awesamdude | dsmp

91 ▪︎ Stream | Ranboo | irl

92 ▪︎ Sunflower | Eret | irl

93 ▪︎ Surprise | Tubbo | irl

94 ▪︎ Thread | Ranboo | irl

95 ▪︎ Traveling | Ranboo | irl

96 ▪︎ Treehouse | Benchtrio | irl

97 ▪︎ Trust | Dream | dsmp

98 ▪︎ Warm | Karl Jacobs | irl

99 ▪︎ Waves | Tommyinnit & Tubbo |

100 ▪︎ Wreck | All | dsmp & irl

𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧