#joy hardbroom

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Inspired by the lovely fic A Comet Pulled from Orbit by @cosmic-llin!!

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Ada: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? Hecate: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Ada: Yes. Hecate: I'd sleep.

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Season 2 Hackle | Hollow Wood

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I decided to write the teen Hicsqueak psych-ward AU that I couldn't get out of my head. If you think that sounds interesting, I hope you like it! If you think that sounds bizarre, or ludicrous, or nonsensical, my head has said all of that stuff too. 😅

The Worst Meet-Cute Author: ferncrayon Rating: Teen and Up Audiences TWs: Mental illness, forced hospitalization, self-injury, depression, mania. Note: None of the references to self-injury are graphic but they are candid.

"The crayon scribbles on the walls of Joy's insurance-sponsored cell are hard and savage, a welter of random color blasting out like shrieks from every side.  Here and there you can see a dark, jagged mark where the crayon snapped in half mid-scribble.  Joy closes her eyes, but she can still see it, someone else’s fury scrawled around her, surrounding her, breathing down her neck. She’s asked the staff about painting over it, but they’ve agreed that, yes, someone really should do something about it, in a tone that makes it painfully clear that no one is going to do anything about it.  She’s thought about telling them that it makes her feel out of control, that it makes her want to cut, but telling them that would imply she has a way of cutting, and then they’d search her room and take away the very precisely broken plastic spoon under her mattress, and after that when the walls screamed at her she wouldn’t have any way at all to shut them up. 

Joy has been living in this room in the Harborview Psychiatric Care Facility for Young Adults for forty-two hours, none of which count towards the mandatory 72-hour hold that was legally put in place after her father found her with the scissors and decided to tell every doctor, lawyer, and hospital administrator he knew, which was a lot, that his daughter was suicidal.  Joy hasn't been trying to kill herself at all, but things like truth and reality never matter when her father gets going. Anyway, it turns out that weekends don’t count when you’re on a 72-hour hold.  Neither, for that matter, do holidays, and Monday is July 4, so Joy will be celebrating Independence Day with an extra day’s captivity.  She shudders and pulls her knees up to her chest on the bed, thinking about that spoon, black plastic gone white along the edge where she snapped the handle in two.  It’s crude, but it ought to work, if she really needs it.  Which, staring at these insane walls, is seeming like more and more of a possibility.  Maybe –

But just then there’s an interruption, a knock at the door."

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The tiktok that says she acts a fool

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She's the main character lol

i found out today that there are almost 4 times the number of fanfics under hecate hardbroom than there are under mildred hubble. and shes the main character. there are over 300 more fics under pippa pentangle than there are under mildred as well and shes in TWO EPISODES. love wins

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AU is inspired by Renata Litvinova, a director and actress, and Zemfira, a rock singer. I am a fan of their creativity and my brain could not help but generate such an alter reality!

• Pippa is the Supreme Witch (I don't like the version with the Great Sorceress, it's the lot of men to call themselves something great as such without being).

• Hecate is an ethno-rock singer whose creativity is directed at the culture of ancient traditional witches and their rituals. Despite her 20-year career, no one knows anything more than her name.

• There was no Azura and imprisonment in this universe, Gwen was Hecate's mentor, and Pippa pushed her to write songs.

• Pippa goes to all of Hecate's concerts and the witch community shouts about their strong friendship at all. However, the media are confident in their affair, creating the only black spot in the reputation of the politician with rumors.

• Officially, Pippa is married to Joy Hardbroom, the head of the Hardbroom clan, the most influential family on the list of ten. Joy appears only in a couple with his wife and leads a closed lifestyle.

• Pippa has been the Supreme Witch for the last 5 years and conducts programs to support witches from human families and raise the level of magic.

• Gwen and Hecate's team are the only people who know about their marriage.

• Almost every song of Hecate is dedicated to Pippa, which gives rise to these rumors about the novel. Joy is not going to comment on anything.

• Hecate's repertoire and her voice are something in between Zemfira and Sounduk. Listen for the sake of interest to "Прогулка", "Крым", "Жить в твоей голове" (Zemfira) and "Лето", "Герой", "Считалка", "ВММ" (Sounduk)

• Pippa is tired of dealing with the press.

• Therefore, Hecate avoids society.

• Pippa likes to be photographed.

• Hecate can't stand it. But for Pippa's sake he will suffer.

• Hecate has a lot of tattoos, but there is a bright pink pentagram and a bottle with Latin hieroglyphs.

• Pippa collects Hecate's outfits for concerts. On the exits with Pippa, Joy chooses her own clothes. Most often it looks like a widow murdered in the Middle Ages.

• Pippa puts up Hecate's home photos and marks different accounts (separately Hecate and separately Joy) under different photos so that people just know that she is still alive.

• Pippa's accounts are kept by publicists, but the texts of the posts are written by Pippa herself.

• Hecate doesn't know how to run social networks. But she actively monitors the accounts of a few friends and is rude to his haters.

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How Snape Would React To His Newborn Child:

Whoever the mother would have been (Constance Hardbroom in my stories), I figured Snape's reaction to seeing his first born for the first time would've been something like Bilbo in the Rankin/Bass "Hobbit" film...hear me out-

He'd be pretty stoic on the outside but, inside, Snape would be pretty...anxious. He wouldn't even want to hold his child within fear of somehow dropping/breaking him/her (newborns are fragile). But, as Snape continued gazing as the tiny wizard/witch, tears would come into his black eyes. Tears that were not out of sadness but hidden joy, beauty and love. Going with Bilbo's line:

"There are moments which can change a person for all time."

@sevvysn4pe @snonions-and-cream @snapeaddict

For further context, here's the clip I was referring to:

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Wishing on a Solstice Star

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Worst Witch (TV 2017) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: brief mention of a historical poisoner Relationships: Ada Cackle/Hecate Hardbroom

Summary:

Finally free of her confinement, Hecate plans to spend her first Yule enjoying the solitude of an empty castle. Ada has other plans, and Hecate finds herself experiencing the joys and chaos of a Cackle family Christmas.

Read it here 

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MASTERPOST

Coming soon (tomorrow, probably) to a dashboard near you!

I know, not all of these are 100% confirmed canon lesbians, but they exude iconic sapphic vibes so much that they had to be included.

Randomly generated initial pairings:

ROUND 1

Lydia Tár (Tár) v Carol (Carol)

Santana Lopez (Glee) v Moidaine Damodred (Wheel of Time)

Marla Grayson (I Care A Lot) v Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Larissa Weams (Wednesday) v Anne Lister (Gentleman Jack)

Calliope Burns (First Kill) v Zelda Spellman (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina)

Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun) v Mary Anning (Ammonite)

Greta Gill (A League of Their Own) v Eloise Bridgerton (Bridgerton)

Queen Anne (The Favourite) v Joy Wang (Everything Everywhere...)

Yara Greyjoy (Game of Thrones) v Irene Adler (BBC Sherlock)

Eve Polastri (Killing Eve) v Mary Malone (His Dark Materials)

Mrs Danvers (Rebecca) v Amilyn Holdo (Star Wars)

Madam Vastra (Doctor Who) v Alex Vause (Orange is the New Black)

Josephine Barry (Anne with an E) v Miranda Croft (The Flight Attendant)

Miss Hardbroom (The Worst Witch) v Robin Buckley (Stranger Things)

Lily (Black Swan) v Laura de Mille (Doom Patrol)

Charlie Bradbury (Supernatural) v Bill Potts (Doctor Who)

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POV...

Credits to @feeerrx on tiktok

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The Worst Meet-Cute Author: ferncrayon Chapter: Six (note: I never posted about Chapter Five here but it's been up for months, womp womp) Rating: Teen and Up Audiences TWs for this chapter: references to mania, self-harm ideation, delusional thinking Summary: As Joy watches, things start to spin out of control. 'The next day Pippa starts spitting out her meds. "Starts" is probably not the right word; Joy suspects Pippa has been skipping at least some of her meds for days (the comment “I don’t think medicated me would do this” has floated through Joy’s mind more than once). But it’s the first day that she’s decided to skip all her meds going forward, and the first day she’s started spitting them out where Joy can see. She seems to have decided now that she and Joy are on this journey, this rebellion against the unit, together.  Joy is letting herself go with it because she’s not sure what else to do. She’s telling herself that everything will work out just the way Pippa is envisioning it: Pippa will be released in the next couple of days, and Joy will be released in the next week or two, and in the meantime Pippa will have found someplace for them to go, and everything will fall into place.

“I know they’d say it’s unrealistic,” Pippa says, and Joy’s not sure whether “they” is the staff here, or Pippa’s parents, or just the rest of the adult world in its entirety, arrayed in serried gray ranks against two teenage girls holding hands.'

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AGATHA WOULD 😭😭😭 BUT NOW IMAGINE:

Geraldine: *spawns out of nowhere* What about HeAlTh aNd SaFetY?

Hecate: ...

Hecate: I do so hate to agree with you

Dimity: You aren’t scared to fight now are you, HB?

Hecate: ... No??

Ada: Yes she is.

Hecate: ADA!

Agatha: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Hecate: Agatha. no. Ada: Mistlefoe. Hecate: Please stop encouraging her.

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Me overreacting when hecate is nice to her friends daughter. My heart melts she's tries to be so sweet because she remembers her friend and doesn't want to let her down even if she doesn't remember her completely

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HB with a sceptre after she said it was for boys proves trans magic is afoot and that I am a very tired gay who is so happy HB is cannonically queer but still desperate to see her actually kiss someone.- Like I don’t mind if its Pippa, or Cackle or Indigo Moon who makes her gay or all 3 I just need to see her actually be with someone cause that's the least she deserves. 

Anyway my headcannon is that HB is MTF or Genderqueer