#jounin nart

[konohomies]

sketches

[cool-thymus]

another update: my coach has finally found an anime that is "just like Naruto". He's now watching My Hero Academia, and apparently, I have no choice but to watch it too bc he has nobody to discuss it with. (I'm watching season 2 now and it IS just like Naruto 😅 oh shonen..)

My other friend is watching the Ame orphans origin episodes, and her literal feedback was "i'm in the process of learning what Pain is" 🥲

so I've managed to make three 35+ year-olds watch Naruto, hoping they would join my obkk obsession. BUT, one turned into an Itachi fan and Kaguya supporter, the other is now into Boruto series, and my most recent recruit is falling for Shikamaru and Temari. (well, at least those friends who'd watched Nart in middle school think Kakashi's cool, so i guess it's something) Aaah, irl people just don't get it xD

[crumplstiltskin]

nothing new to post...old naruto ocs from jounin nart au (sakura and naruto's team)

some fun dynamics

[komorebi-rabbit]

okie here we go!!

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Eeee! Okay!

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

Probably Lotus Eater! It's not a popular pairing so I'm not surprised over it, but I'm still proud of the way it turned out.

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

Oh, man, idk. I love a kind of enemies-to-lovers pipeline but also like... with ShiObi or Kkob or even kkita, younger guy simping for older guy they think they'll never have. And then one of them disappears for years and it makes the reunion sweeter in the end.

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

Canon-divergent, my beloved.... I prefer reading fics set in the nart universe, for sure. However writing modern aus or just weird aus is so much fun?? I just dont read them often.

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

SHISUI, hands down!! I love the idea that, because his father was canonically disabled when Shisui was very young, Obito helped Shisui learn to fend/provide for himself (Because Obito was known to take care of elders, its not a stretch to say he tried to help the disabled, too). And, because Obito was the first to show Shisui some mercy, Shisui took to following him around like a lil duckling, looking up to him. I also repeatedly used the idea that Kushina was his Jounin instructor. It's fun to give him a base knowledge of how seals work!

[mokutone]

@heyjoood replied to a post: wait you're gonna mention in the tags you made a jounin vest in acnh and not show us?? heart been broke so many times smh 😔 /lh /j

kjsdkgjhsdkgjh okay okay here u go...u can see the four pockets

n also whilst were at it—i did a little sai too

[fauvester]

shinobi battle husbands

[wind-becomes-lightning]

yoooooooooo burned

[viatorix]

On the subject of Nart and scaling, I honestly dislike it when the story throws out these huge inflated numbers just to make a character seem cooler because then you start to lose a sense of appropriate scale. I suppose it's why I dislike the 'Kakashi took out 50 jounins with a frying pan!!!' Because it makes it seem a little ridiculous? So he's SOOO much more powerful than 50 high ranked ninja and somehow they can't rub enough brain cells together to take him out? Sometimes less is more impactful is what I'm saying.

[strafepanzer]

your tags on my jonin bakugou post immediately sent me into cardiact arrest. THE HAND TO HAND COMBAT??? HORNYYSHFBSB. haunting me in my dreams

i IMMEDIATELY started frothing at the possibilities of this crossover because nart was my FIRST anime obsession SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO my thoughts on it 😌✨

like if he MADE his gauntlets, and they’re a chakra weapon?? imagining him tinkering away at creating weapons that he can use his “nitroglycerin sweat” bloodline jutsu with??? carrying around scrolls and SUMMONING those weapons for long-range battles, but kicking ABSOLUTE ASS hand to hand?????

im talking CANONS and GUNS and just non-typical shinobi weapons that confuse the absolute FUCK out of enemies (he would love that, btw, he would FROTH at their awe of him)

flashy weapons, flashy moves. has to be the best at everything, so you know he’s always training his taijutsu. saw rock lee fight ONCE and knew he couldn’t let his guard down just because he’s got a bloodline jutsu. SMART MAN.

HAS A FAN CLUB. is a little bitch of a kid who screams about being hokage, but character development through his teen and young adult years have him finding his place protecting the less fortunate and supporting who he deems worthy of becoming top dog, instead of getting into the politics of it all.

HIM IN A JOUNIN VEST. sleeveless turtleneck underneath it, maybe it’s cropped, maybe not. maybe some kiba-style fishnet tank top pulled taught over his belly, glimpses of it showing when he stretches. THICK ARMS. BROAD SHOULDERS. PARADES NAKED SCARRED ARMS LIKE A BADGE OF HONOUR. his headband pushed high onto his head after a particularly hard training session, keeping sweaty strands of blonde off of his forehead I COULD GO ON

[uchihashisuii]

Hey jules!! 9, 10, 20 and 31 for the nart ask meme??

naruto ask list

thank u friendo smooches<3

9. which other two characters would you want in your genin team? - HONESTLY shisui and shikamaru. close range + long range covered, leaving mid for me hA. also theyre both smart nd fun to look at

10. if you were a jounin team leader, who would you want as your genin? - InoShikaCho i just love their energy. wouldnt touch team 7 with a ten foot pole i am Not paid enough to deal w their shit

20. which member of the akatsuki would you want to be paired with? - TOBI ALL DAY EVERY DAY we can cause mischief nd make out

31. which of kakashi’s ninken is your favorite? -pakkun!

[justjstuff]

Dear author, for the Naruto asks - how about: (4) favorite chunin exam fight; (11) how would you wear your headband; and (35) what ninja occupation would you choose?? Either way, thank you for your time and writing and sharing your stories with us!

Hiya, Birk!! Thanks for the asks, lovely <3

11. How would you wear your headband?

r: I wanna say on my forehead like a proper ninja but I actually have very frequent headaches/migraines and having something on my head (sometimes even my hair) fucking kills me when I get like that so... I'm gonna go with either on my arm like Shika or my waist because fashion icon.

35. What ninja occupation would you choose?

r: To give a cool an edgy answer: ANBU. lol. I wouldn't like teaching/being responsible for clueless kids like Nart or edgy emo lords like Sauce so I think as soon as I made it to jounin I'd be like "yoo please let me innn". HOWEVER. To be quite honest if I was just magically teleported to the Naruto World, I'd probably work to be an iryo-nin because I have some chronic diseases/issues I'd like to get rid off lol Also, I did consider medicine for quite some time and am not entirely convinced I won't just decide to do it later on in life so... xD

- ask me a Naruto question -

[paperblairplanes]

Tenten training Himawari

I said this in the tags of a post BUT here's the full thing bc I have THOUGHTS

Tenten should train Himawari Uzumaki.

She is probably the one (non-Hyuuga) person in the village who has had the most experience dealing with the Hyuuga techniques. With Neji on her team, she's sparred against them, fought alongside them, and worked through its limitations. She knows better than anyone else how to make the gentle fist work to its highest potential.

The other contenders to train Hima would be Lee, Hanabi, and a random Hyuuga, but let's be real here. Lee seems content as he is, Hanabi hasn't shown interest in becoming a sensei (and I doubt the Hyuugas would let their heir take such a dangerous position), and it would be awkward to introduce a random character when we already have so many regular ones lying around. Besides, Tenten is the only one who could really help both Hima and her teammates learn how to use and avoid the gentle fist. She knows the best combos, the best tactics. She knows enough about the clan's politics to deal with them should it be necessary. She has the perfect mix of general and specific knowledge to help everyone on her squad, not just Hima.

Tenten was Neji's sparring partner, and one of his closest confidants. She was there to help him prepare for the first chunin exams, then pass the second. She was there with him through his curse mark reveal, his reconciliation (?) with Hiashi, his growth after being beat, Gai and Lee's antics, his promotion to jounin, his reconciliation with Hinata. She spent years by his side. All of it spent training and sparring and working relentlessly. She knows her stuff.

So how poetic, how beautiful would it be for Tenten to take in Himawari Hyuuga, the girl who literally jyuukened the shit out of good ole Nart with only basic training at the age of seven? Who, with one hit, drained him of chakra so intensely that even Kurama was impacted? A prodigy, just like Neji? How right would it be for Tenten to guide this young girl, the picture of what her best friend would've been with kinder circumstances, to become the best shinobi she can be?

Just....consider

[milkshake-fairy]

Itachi and Naruto?

Like shipping them? I would but like 22 year old jounin sensei naruto and 27/28 year old leaf police chief itachi, with lots of police lieutenant sasuke glaring at both of them in the background bc “wtf stop flirting with my brother, wtf stop flirting with my best friend, I hate everyone”. In a world where the massacre never happened and everyone’s alive, I could totally see Nart having a puppy crush on itachi through his teenage years tho

[urarengearchive]

          i, like most of the general fandom, am also upset and frustrated with how kishi treated the women of nart after it was all said and done. 

          but don’t misunderstand, there’s nothing wrong with aspiring to be a housewife. that’s a legit job and a good one, good moms are not a dime a dozen and if someone wanted to be the best mother they could be that’s awesome, more power to them. but sakura and hinata didn’t have that initial goal/dream? they never did. throughout the entire series they never proclaimed their nindo was ‘become a housewife’ it just felt so out of place? in nart culture it seems ‘traditional’ for the women to stay home and take care of the kids because ninja lives are dangerous and never guaranteed but still it’s??? not fair???? hinata has so much power and potential and she should have been a shining beacon of change in her clan and become the clan leader. sakura was (still is?) the best medical ninja to ever grace the world and could have made some pretty incredible strides in medical jutsus and i mean who’s to say the two couldn’t have become jounin team leaders themselves? ON TOP OF raising a family? its insulting to think they are only capable of one task and thats living at home and putting their own dreams aside. 

          ntm can we stop that stupid fucking trope of ‘scary wives who beat the crap out of their husbands and kids’ ??? please???? thanks for coming to my ted talk.

[marc--chilton]

Jounin Sensei Kiba?

i didn’t realize this was something i wanted until now

YO HOLD UP KIBA IS APPARENTLY A POLICE OFFICER IN BORUTO??? and a dog breeder but A POLICE OFFICER????????

oh nooo i like both of these ideas....... i’m not sure if kiba would be a good sensei though tbh as much as i like him he’s pretty impulsive but at the same time if the world’s loudest, dumbest ninja (nart) can be ninja president, why can’t kiba be a jounin sensei??

[fauvester]

i m.. i drew one of my nart ocs... she’s an iwa inuzuka field jounin MILF mother of 4 and bi icon who specializes in long-distance attacks, supporting her dumb gay big sister and wearing crop tops past 40 and looking damn good