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[deanscarlett]

@jossmayfair

replied to your post

“10 Characters I Would Kiss”

Goddamn yes to all of them

So much yummy :D

[hiddlescheekbones]

@wind-the-music-box reblogged your post and added:

America: Land of the Free and Home of the S’Mores.

@bemynightmanager reblogged your post and added:

Poland here. I had to google the word before I...

@sigridlaufeyson reblogged your post and added:

We eat them here in Estonia as well but we don’t...

@laufeysons replied to your post “Poll time: dear friends of the world, how many of you know what it is...”

I'm American so I'm not sure about other countries but they're a basic campfire food for most people here.

@jaleenelox replied to your post “Poll time: dear friends of the world, how many of you know what it is...”

Definetely an American thing from my perspective (I'm italian)

@pohjanneito replied to your post “Poll time: dear friends of the world, how many of you know what it is...”

never heard of them in finland! are they something edible?

@enchantedbyhiddles replied to your post “Poll time: dear friends of the world, how many of you know what it is...”

??????????? Is it an alien?????? (I guess it is some sweet. Sounds like the name of one. But ?????)

@endlesstimeandfallenleaves replied to your post “Poll time: dear friends of the world, how many of you know what it is...”

I've always thought of them as an American camping tradition as that was when I had them growing up

@jossmayfair replied to your post “Poll time: dear friends of the world, how many of you know what it is...”

never had them in Chile. moved here 12 years ago btw, they may have them now :P

Thanks everyone for participating and proving my point. Here you go @cheers-mrhiddleston get out of your american-centric palace xD

[tom-nippleston]

Mother's Day!

So this Sunday in America it will be mother's day. And since I work every Sunday regardless of arbitrary holidays, my small son will be with his grandparents. And on Monday morning when they drop him back off, I will be greeted with the same present I've gotten five years in a row: a home-made card and a small potted Rose from Safeway that my mother will gush my son picked out "all by himself". Hint: bath bombs. I want bath bombs. And a single solitary fucking afternoon to take a bath with a glass of cheap Barefoot pink Moscato from 711, and my phone hooked up to a small speaker blasting Panic! At The Disco's "Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time" on god damn repeat. All mom's say "Nothing" when asked what they want for mother's day. Better not get fuckin "nothing". I'm not asking for a Pandora bracelet or a $700 purse or an all-expenses paid spa weekend. Just an uninterrupted afternoon bath. So, I'm going to get the 10-pack Pomegranate bath bomb set from Target for 12.99 plus tax my-god-damn-self because Mom's get their own shit done. I will graciously accept my Safeway flower that will almost immediately die because I will absolutely forget to water it even tho it lives​ RIGHT NEXT TO THE KITCHEN SINK, and I will toss the shriveled remains over the edge of my 3rd story apartment balcony, and then the undoubtedly cute "World's Best Mom" container shall become an ashtray. Happy Mother's Day to all the mom's on Tumblr. The single moms, the SAH moms, the working moms, the married moms, the re-married moms, the divorced moms, the widowed moms, the foster moms, the adoptive moms, the moms who (through whatever tragic circumstance) are no longer moms, the soccer moms, the "please just watch TV and be quiet" moms, hover-moms, tiger moms, passive moms, and everything in between. Congrats on surviving another year of the world's most rewarding and FUCKING SELF DESTRUCTIVE job on earth. I raise my novelty over-sized wine glass to you all.

[givemeonereason]

@jossmayfair I saw this at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and thought of you 😄 I also wanted to ask if you went to see them at Petersen Events Center last summer?

[voidburntflesh]

song shuffle tag game

I was tagged by @silkpunk - thanks!

Rules: Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first 10 songs then tag blogs.

1. Wildfire - Tiny Moving Parts

2. Electioneering - Radiohead

3. Your Wish Is My Command - Odradek & Sphaeras ft. Weish

4. No Man Is An Island - I Am David Sparkle

5. This Apparatus Must Be Unearthed - The Mars Volta

6. Mortal Man - Kendrick Lamar

7. Seer of All - Rudra

8. Beauty School - Deftones

9. Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 1 - Pink Floyd

10. Beautiful Crash - B-Quartet

I'm tagging @nightfishing @drfartington @captaindreamrider @jossmayfair @chiarizard @riphuntertimemasterlegend @theadrogna -- no pressure, just do it if you feel like it!! i'm just curious 🤗

[mr-m0j0risin]

Tagged for a selfie by the wonderful @phant0m-bride !

Let's tag some more new people (if they want)

@lookat-me-imsandradee @jossmayfair and @trapqueenkay

[lostmythoughtsinthedark]

Fall / autumn preferences 🍁🍂

As I go into Spring (freaking allergies), thanks for the tag, love @movedyourchair505​

1. go apple picking vs go on a hay ride 🍎(very foreign concepts for me either way)

2. scary vs. sweet 🍭

3. sweaters vs. boots 💛

4. socks vs. mittens 🧦

5. bonfires vs. football 🔥

6. trick-or-treating vs. watch scary movies 🍬

9. bake pie vs. bake cookies 🍪

10. rain vs. fog 🌨

11. black cats vs. owls 🐱

12. ghosts vs. wizards ✨(shout out to my personal ghost, Ernest)

13. harry potter vs. halloweentown ⚡

14. go hiking vs. sleep in 😴

15. cinnamon vs. nutmeg 💕

16. reading vs. writing 💻

17. hot chocolate vs. tea ☕

18. live in a cabin in a forest vs. have it be fall 24/7 🍂

19. candy apples vs. caramel apples 🍏

20. blankets vs. pillows 💛

21. roasted marshmallows vs. roasted chestnuts 🌰

22. coffee vs. apple cider 🍎🍻

23. red leaves vs. orange leaves 🍁

24. braids vs. bows 👌

25. scented candles vs. the smell of fresh baked goods 🍰

26. carve pumpkins vs. make pumpkin pie 🎃

27. pumpkin spice lattes vs. chai tea lattes ☕(call me basic but I miss PSL dearly)

28. coats vs. oversized sweaters 💖

29. beanies vs. berets ❤

30. candy corn vs. peanut butter cups 🍬

31. s'mores vs. apple crisp 🍎

32. jump in a pile of leaves vs. swing on a tire 😊

33. corn maze vs. haunted house 👻(only if its the one from The Office)

34. bob for apples vs. visit a pumpkin patch 🎃

35. whipped cream on hot chocolate vs. marshmallows on hot chocolate ☕

~ I tag (and don’t feel like you have to do this!): @505fireside​ @fourstarsoutoffive​ @jossmayfair​

[deanscarlett]

@jossmayfair replied to your post: Gracias por llevarle los alfajores a Jensen. Ojala...

Oooohhhh le llevaste alfajores! ����

Siiii, le lleve uno Havanna :D No se si viste las fotos, pero ahi puse la historia de los alfajores durante los auto :D

[hiddlescheekbones]

jossmayfair replied to your post “Okay, alright, I’m losing so many followers and I think it may have to...”

I'm pretty sure the follower count changes constantly because of the porn-bots being deactivated, but given that you already made a new blog I will follow you on that one too ��

Aww thanks, love. You’re the best! Given the amount of followers I lost since I posted that I’d say Tumblr is doing some cleaning. But oh well at least I have a different corner :)

😘😘😘

[emberfaye]

Ten Songs I’m Current Obsessed with

I was tagged by @ohmypreciousgirl

1. C’mon by Fun and Panic at the Disco

2. Friends by Marshmello and Anne-Marie

3. Castle by Halsey

4. The Mountain by Three Days Grace

5. If We Were Vampires by Jason Isbell

6. Rainbow By Kacey Musgraves

7. I could Use a Love Song by Marren Morris

8. One Foot by Walk the moon

9. In our bedroom after the war by Stars

10. Our Lady of the Underground from Hadestown

I’m tagging @sugarrosfanfiction @overlycaffeinatedwarmage @i-crossed-the-narrow-sea @darkeleni @natsing @jossmayfair @inanoctoberworld @broomclosetkink @marcosburlybiceps and anyone else who wants to do it (Tag me I’d love to see some great songs!)

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@jossmayfair

[haesungchan]

💛😊✨This is the dimple challenge!! When you get this, tag someone who makes you happy then send this anonymously to the first 3 people in your activity. The world needs more joy, hopefully this spreads some of it ✨😊💛

This is adorable.

I’m going to tag my really good friend @jossmayfair. I love you a lot, you dumb slut. I hope tomorrow is a little easier on your heart.

[deanscarlett]

Happy birthday Scarlett !!!! Que tengas un dia es-tu-pen-do 😄😄😄 Abrazos

Gracias, Jocelyn!!!! 

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@jossmayfair

this is so funny

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I need some parenting advise

I know, weird. Cuz I'm like...the best mother ever. Read my #t-nParenting posts (,posting on my personal account instead of t-n) Anyway, to @icybluepenguin @jackburtonsays @jossmayfair and others I just need some input on a situation I've been trying to avoid, that finally happened. Someone picked on my kid. I know, no big deal. But it's the things that were said and done, and WHY. Monster is almost 5 and a fuckin weirdo. I get that and I love him for it. His bedroom is half Spider-Man and half Disney princess (with a disgusting amount of pink like fuck off with that Pepto shaded shit). We went to my best friend's daughter birthday this week, she turned 10 and she loves my son to bits. He wanted to wear his Barbie wife beater (is there another name for that type of tank top because omg) that says "Fabulous" on it bcause "Kara loves my Barbie stuff mama she'll love this shirt". So of course I let him wear it, I don't give a shit. We've gone grocery shopping with this lil shit dressed as "Princess IronMan" because fuck it. My bestie's kids are mixed and are hard as nails and accept everyone for who they are and fight back without a second goddamn thought. Kids are outside playing, me and the bestie are sitting on the porch sharing a pack of menthol and I'm trying so hard not to helicopter my kid. Because he's high functioning autism but I still worry about his weirdo ass and the things he says and does. When Kara comes up and says "Some of the kids are hitting your boy". I send my bestie because tho she's white her kids aren't and tbh she's the only white bitch in the complex but she's lived there for 12 years and knows all these kids parents. I've never met them and I don't want to be the white chick picking on your kids, ya dig? Another mom comes to me while bestie is investigating and says "Yours the lil white boy?" Like shit you not he was the only one out of 50 kids running around outside. Said yes and she said, "I'mma get Ty's mama on the phone cuz that lil shit be asking your son 'You some kinda gay?' and 'You a boy or a girl' and your lil melanin-deficient said 'Im Both' so them kids laughing and hitting him and Miss Beth is over there kicking some ass but I'mma call Ty's mama and he gon get it." Ty is 13. End of that story: Ty and his shitty sisters got told the we're done playing outside. The kids had a great rest of the evening and had a water fight and my son left with a bruise on the back of his neck and side of his face, and some questions about why they didn't like him. So my question: at what point do I step in? I hover my kid because he's...he's just so fuckin weird guys. I love him to bits and his stupid laugh cracks me up and he's so out there. And I knew sometimes other kids wouldn't get it. They'd ask why he has Cinderella shoes or why he can't stop tapping his foot ever or why he stares at trees. I sent my friend bcause it was her apartment and her neighbors. And she loves my son like her own and knows he's autism spectrum and a bit off on the gender scale. I just don't know when I'm suppose to hover or not, when does he stand up for himself and should that be something I FORCE him to do, is he relying on me too much, what's worse fighting his battles for him or abandoning him, and since he and Kara have all the same friends theres also that racial element because he is literally the only white kid and I'm the white mom and holy shit I don't even know where to start with anything. And my small son in the back seat at the end of the day shoving cake in his mouth going "I don't think they like me mama. Those kids. Maybe if I wear a boy shirt tomorrow they'll like me. But is that lying? I don't want to lie." And I know there are such worse problems out there than your weirdo special needs gender-fluid kindergartner getting pushed to the ground. But I also feel like I need to approach this in a very specific way and set a precedent so that Monster knows how to react to situations and not be completely fucked up as an adult because I didn't do something right. I'm bad at being a parent. Someone jump in.

[givemeonereason]

I was looking for a reference photo. And I stumbled upon a familiar name on Pinterest. Hey girl @jossmayfair how are you?