#josh zerka

[damn-behzinga]

okay but they baby

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watch the video - SIDEMEN GUESS THE TUNE

[yourekillingpeopletodeath]

My video started buffering and honestly it made it so josh was just looking at me... felt very judgemental

[sidemenhaveavillage]

minizerk in Ethan’s new video

+ BONUS

[prettipeterparker]

wrong person - miniminter imagine

warnings; none really (a lil baby bit of swearing)

pairing; simon x reader, lachlan x reader (platonic)

word count; i dunno tbh 

requested; yesss

“so you know how you said you wanted to date?”

i heard simon call out from behind me as i sat on the couch playing a bullshit easy game of call of duty free for all.

“uh yeah, why?” i grumbled, looking at the leader board only to be on the top yet again.

i left the lobby when the game finished, turning to look at the tall male.

“well i think i might know someone you might like.” he stated, plopping down on the couch beside me and picking up my controller. he joined a new lobby, chucking his lanky leg across my lap. 

“yeah? who might this mystery boy be?” i asked, my eyes glued to the screen as i watched him easily kill three people in a row, all with headshots. 

“remember lachlan? you met him at upload last year.” he asked, his tongue poking out the side of his mouth. 

i nodded, humming in response. 

“cute blonde? aussie?” i confirmed.

“well, he's coming back around to london for upload this year. i could set you up while he’s out here?” simon suggested, leaving the lobby early. “what easy bullshit.” he groaned.

i agreed to the set up. after all, i had been wanting to date for a little while. 

date day

after applying the last layer of my pretty dark red lipstick, i looked at myself in the mirror. 

today was the day. i was giving lachlan a shot. who knows, maybe i’ll actually genuinely like him?

i flattened my pretty red sundress, ruffling my curled hair before tugging it to flow over my shoulder nicely. i picked up my purse just as i heard a knock on my apartment door. letting out a deep breath i didn't know i was holding, i strapped up my heels and walked towards the door. i swung it open, smiling at the australian boy.

“hi.”

simon’s pov

i’m such a pussy.

lachlan. of course she was gonna take a liking to lachlan. he's fucking australian, who doesn't love an australian? i’ve completely demolished my chances with her.

all i’ve done tonight is watch through their snapchat stories. fucker took her to an italian restaurant. how’d he know it was her favourite? he’s probably wooing her with his accent and love for fucking kangaroos. 

i should’ve just told her then and there that i liked her. i should’ve walked in there like some confident lil man and been all like ‘hey (y/n), i’ve got you a date. i’ll pick you up at 7.’ but no, i set her up with lachlan.

she looked so gorgeous. that dress suit her so perfectly, and her hair. gosh. i just wanted to run my fingers through it. 

i’m not gonna just sit here moping for the rest of the night. i was gonna tell her. tonight. i hopped up off the couch, collecting my keys and drove to her apartment block as quick as i possibly could. i sat in front of her door, leaning my head against it until she came back.

“si, what're you doing here?” she asked, frowning slightly.

“i’ve set you up with the wrong person.”

[starryevermore]

“it’s my fucking fossil, mate!”

[sidemenandothers]

in honour of the sidemen diss track car pool karaoke, who’s diss track was your favourite

[heliophobek]

When your mate says something salty about the teacher in class and you don’t want to be in trouble too so you dab it with respect quietly

[sidemenminter]

This week on Sidemen Sunday...

Song: KYLE - Sunshine feat. Miguel

Video: Sidemen Homemade Olympics

[grussell63]

I am so fucking proud of JJ, damn.

[savageminter]

josh wyd man

[anxietys-daughter]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DADDY ZERKAA

[damn-behzinga]

this video gave us so many iconic moments

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watch the video here - SIDEMEN MOST WEIGHT GAINED IN 24 HOURS CHALLENGE

[illustraticn]

Simon Minter | Like Me

[sidemenhaveavillage]

[prettipeterparker]

reoccuring feelings - simon minter imagine

requested; yes ( by @hoodminter )

warnings; nuppp

pairing; simon x reader

word count; 681 words

“what is up guys and welcome back to another video.”

to say that filming this video was going to be awkward, was an understatement. i was currently seated in the bedroom of my ex boyfriend, simon, filming one of the most awkward and uncomfortable videos to ever be filmed and put on the internet.

“today i’m here with a very special guest.” he stated before looking over at me.

“hi, its (y/n).” i introduced quietly.

the both of us paused awkwardly, letting the silence over take the atmosphere. the silence was broken but simon clearing his throat before he began to speak again. 

“and today we’re making a video to clear the air and to just... reminisce about the past and yeah.” 

i nodded along in agreement before taking over. 

“so basically, we’re going to have a ‘lightening round’ in which i’m going to ask some questions in the space of one minute that he has to answer. and then were gonna hop under the cover, cuddle a little and reminisce the good old days.” i explained, anxiously twiddling my thumbs around each other.

as i took my phone out of my back pocket, i could feel simon glancing at me. 

“are you sure you’re okay with this?” he asked, eyebrows raised.

i simply nodded in response, watching him take his own phone out. i brought up; the questions i had written down earlier, waiting for him to start the timer.

“right, so i have around 12 questions.” i said to the camera, “so lets see how many we manage to get through and how many you can get right.” i smiled, licking my lips before Simon started the timer.

“right, what was my favourite flavour of ice cream?”

“chocolate.” he asnwered confidently.

“okay, settle down with the cockiness.” i teased. “what was the name of the plush pup you bought for me for out 8 month anniversary?”

simon stopped to think for a moment before a blank expression drew acorss his face. he’d forgotten.

i scoffed slightly, cocking my eyebrow as i looked at him. 

“it wasn’t even that long ago.” i said, tapping my phone impatiently. 

he looked slightly guilty, never the less he answered incorrectly. 

“nope, when’s my birthday.” i continued.

“oh thats an easy one. (y/b/d).”

the questions continued until the one minute timer went off, signalling to stop asking questions. 

“well, to say the least you did shit.” i laughed, looking up at him before realising he was already smiling down at me. my breath hitched in my throat, quickly looking away and hopping up from the couch. i could feel the heat rushing to my cheeks, turning to look over at his bed. 

simon picked up the tripod, fixing it to ange at him bed. i hopped onto his bed and slid under the covers, snuggling into the mattress. simon hit record before hopping in behind me and spooning.

“this was always our favourite position.” he whispered cheekily, causing me to gasp and turn my body a little bit to hit his shoulder. 

simon took the lead this time, explaining that we were now going to look through old photos and talk about why we broke up.

“althought most of you already know why we broke up, for those of you that dont, we broke up due to some rumours and shit that was going on. and the both of our schedules weren’t matching so we called a quits.” he explained. 

my heart sunk,i had almost forgotten why we had broken up. i can remember the day so clearly.

simon pulled up some photos on his tv screen, flicking through them with the remote.

“i remember that day!” i squealed, a large smile spread across my face. “that was the day you fake proposed to me just to get free desserts.” i laughed, his shortly following mine. 

“and then later we got free movie vouchers as an ‘engagement gift.’“ he continued. 

just as i looked up at him he looked down at me. his eyes flickered from mine to then my lips. 

“please kiss me.”

[starryevermore]

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